"good morning america," they'll be working through the night to bring you the very latest. thank you for watching abc news. see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: once again, it looks luke i'm going to be forced to go trick or treating in my underpants this year. >> dicky: john goodman. >> i met my wife at a halloween party. >> jimmy: trick or treater? >> something like that, yeah. >> dicky: lake bell. >> jimmy: i had you in a tranls, oh god knows what would happen. >> right. >> dicky: and music from evanescence. >> jimmy: you know you haven't bathed in awhile when you are

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john goodman. from "how to make it in america", lake bell. and music from evanescence. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, sit back and relax. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? thank you. gracias. well, that's very nice.

thank you for coming. thank you for watching at home. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i'm also a host at outback steakhouse on the weekends. stop by and say hello. we have a lot of people in shorts here tonight. it was another hot day in l.a. today. it was 97 degrees in october. once again, it looks like i'm going to be forced to go trick or treating in my underpants this year. and you know what? it's just not fair to my neighbors. in most places, they call this indian summer. here in l.a., we call it one more chance for your 24-year-old third wife to showff her $1,200 bikini. i like the heat, though. it helps to distract me from worrying about ashton and demi. oh, you, too. normal cities around the country are experiencing something called fall right now. this is from pittsburgh, where it was cool and rainy today. this is pittsburgh weather man john burnett who tonight is the lucky recipient of our excellence in reporting award.

>> here we go again, everybody. and you're going to be so glad that you did, join in and check out the weather. >> jimmy: the arm swipe really -- [ applause ] are there any -- do we have any blackberry users in the audience tonight? [ applause ] really excited, huh? well, thank you for taking your thumbs off the device for a moment to -- as you know, there are major service outages for blackper rips in the united states and canada yesterday. i saw the whites of man of my coworkers eyes for the first time in years. service is back up for the most part and this morning the ceo of the company, the company that owns blackberry, made a video to apologize to his customers personal little for the inconvenience. >> i'm founder of research in motion. since launching blackberry in 1999, it's been my goal to provide reliable, real-time

communications around the world. we did not deliver on that goal this week, not even close. i apologize for the service outages this week. we've let many of you down. >> jimmy: well, it looks like he's enjoying his iphone. the new iphone 4s comes out tomorrow. if you are not already standing outside in line, it's too late. you missed it. the line for the iphone 5 starts up monday. preorders for the iphone are already soldout. you watch tv and they say our economy is on life support. if we can afford $400 for a phone whose main difference appears to be there's a letter "s" on it, how bad could things be? it does have a program called siri, which responds to veeshal commands. you can is it a question, and it gives you an answer, which, that will be -- how long do you think it will be before the iphone realizes it's being commanded by idiots and destroys them? eight weeks? tonight, while thousands of our fellow countrymen huddle

together to stand up to corporate greed on wall street, millions and millions more of us join together to watch drunk people tongue each other on "jersey shore." snoom ki and deena went to a club tonight and got drunk. so, that's a plot twist we haven't seen. they released a poll done in new jersey today that says an overwhelming majority of new jersey voters believe the show is bad for the state's image. 70% of those polled are ashamed that "jersey shore" represents their state. but i think they're missing something. every week, we look past everything to find something enlightning in the show. we do find it, but it's spread out if you put them all together, you may actual you will learn something, well, like this. >> oddly enough, two enemies can have a real friendship if they take care of their own problems and notice they should have represent for someone even when they're not very mature. >> [ bleep ]. >> oh, oh!

>> jimmy: that took us 17 hours to put together. [ applause ] speaking of finding intelligence on "jersey shore," there's a story about vinny that surprised me in the current issue of "us weekly." 25 things you didn't note about me. there's vinny. this is a recurring piece they do with celebrities. a few things really came out of left field. among the 25 things he shares, he says he's never had a girlfriend. he was in drama club in high school. and he likes to write poetry. [ laught ] so, i -- maybe the 26th thing is, vinny is gay. he was in the drama club in high school, they did shakespeare. maybe his somehow got mixed up with another celebrity's list. next month, when yjude law's comes out, one of the 25 things that comes out is, he got cla mid ya from deena.

next week is the finale of season four of "jersey shore." fear not, because there's a new nature themed show about your favorite guidos coming out the week after that on the discovery channel. >> evening has fallen. the female snooki performs he mating dance. as usual, she is intoxicated. biologists believe creatures like these may represent a key link between primates and modern man. chef has fallen. revealing her buttock, to the delight of the nearby man. here, she attempts to mate with a female called deena. with their relatively small brains and overactive sex drives, these fascinating creatures may spend as many as 14 hours a day smushing. could they be the missing link between primate and man? up next, muscular males battle for dominance. only on "manimals from new jersey." >> jimmy: see? i blame james franco. [ applause ]

you know, long, long before snooki and the situation came into our lives, mtv had although show where roommates got drunk and fought each other called "the real world." it's still on. it's in his 26th season, which is ridiculous, but -- [ laughter ] this season, one of the house mates is a bisexual named frank. last night, frank brought a guy home to have sex, they had sex all over the house, which is what you do when there are cameras. and -- [ laughter ] that creeped nate out a little. so nate stopped talking to frank and frank reacted by going completely berserk. >> i never judged you once. >> really? >> you haven't talked to me in three [ bleep ] days. >> i was uncomfortable. three days, man! three days! >> [ bleep ] you. >> what the [ bleep ]? get rid of me, man.

get rid of me. >> he should just not every drink. >> i was uncomfortable. yeah! i don't need you to come to me like this. you got to [ bleep ] [ bleep ] on the ground? >> i shouldn't be here. >> we were besties, what the [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: those are the worst besties i think i've ever seen. you know, i i this they were more brosephs than besties. any "twilight" fans? guillermo, you? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. the next movie isoming out, november 18th. it's called "breaking dawn part one." those of you who follow the series know that bella is pregnant in this movie and she's not sure if the baby belongs to edward or jacob. she has no idea -- it's not a joke. she had no idea what kind of creature is lurking within her womb. they just released the trailer online and it looks pretty good.

>> whoa. >> it's crushing you from the inside out. >> if you kill her, you kill me. bella? >> come on, push! >> oh, it's a spongebob! >> momma! dadda! >> i'm the daddy. give me that. >> holy [ bleep ]. >> hell yeah. he looks just like me! i'm the daddy! >> jimmy: only bella could do that. the occupy wall street protests continued in new york city today the protests have been going on for four weeks now. that's longer than most nbc

sitcoms last. that's impressive. the protesters have been gathered in zuccotti park in new york. yesterday, the mayor asked them to leave the park so they could clean. by the way, you know you haven't bathed in awhile when you are asked to leave a park so they can clean it. the protesters are afraid this might be a trick designed to get them out of the park permanently so they have offered to just clean it themselves. they are asking for donations of brooms, mops, dust bans, garbage bags, all of which they plan to turn into hash pipes and bongo drums. similar protests have been popping up everywhere, even here in l.a. i have to say, i'm impress bid their determination. i'm not exactly sure what the plan is, but i mean, do they plan to stay there forever? or what? so, today i put one of my top men on the case, cory, the guy who plays chewbacca out on hollywood boulevard. that's cory.

i asked him to go down to the occupy protests in l.a. to find out what the hell is going on. ♪ >> yeah, i'm here at occupy l.a. let's go talk to some protesters. i'm dizzy. >> even here, where people are coming together, because they can't pay their [ bleep ] car bill, they can't pay for water in their apartment and they can't pay the bills -- they can't pay for anything right now. and that's why they're here. they don't have a home to be in. >> i can relate, dude. i don't pay, like, i usually just get samples at the grocery store. >> yeah. >> because it's free. i think the good thing about wearing the outfit you got on, like the no clothes look, like, you only have to pay taxes on clothes -- >> exactly. i don't have to pay sales tax for -- i made these shorts. >> that's what i'm saying. >> someone donated the scarf.

>> real trendy. >> what we need to work on is really caring for one another if we woke up every morning, imagine if you were to serve someone else before you even go to the bathroom, like, and you get a return from, like, doing that. >> sometimes i wake up and i don't even feel like going to the bathroom. i'll be like, you know, just -- how long can i hold it? and i just sit there for awhile and i'll just be, man, it's time to go to the bathroom. and then, i don't want to go yet, and then i just go. >> yeah. [ grunting ] >> i guess we're going into your home. oh, wow. i didn't know it was so big inside. ? yeah, it's like a village, you know, like ewok village, you ow?

look, jimmy, i'm a protesters, too. i'm going to stay herend hang out with this guy. can i get a popsicle? you got a pudding pop? no, okay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no pudding pop. so -- chewbacca, cory, did you find out what they're doing down there? >> oh, yeah. they're just, like, protesting about -- >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. thank you for clearing that up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and one more thing. it's thursday night, it's time -- they're just protesting. for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> welcome back. with the republican presidential candidates debate. and we're pleased now to turn around a bit and have the candidates [ bleep ] each other. >> back in the hay day i used to have a woman come in and [ bleep ] me twice a week. >> you might think that the moment is, oh, there she is and it looks like i'm really

[ bleep ] myself. and i am. really, you know, lirally. >> we buy this much [ bleep ] from china they buy that much [ bleep ] from us. >> president took a [ bleep ]. it fell flat. >> time now for a tv cop most ladies wouldn't mind being [ bleep ] by, if you know what i mean. >> i know what you're going to say i know you, eric. i want to blow your [ bleep ]. can i blow your [ bleep ]? >> what the [ bleep ] did i make? >> nancy grace and her partner, tristan mcman nice. >> well, let me tell you something, girlfriend. i don't go around eating or [ bleep ] unwashed anuses of wilder beasts. >> jimmy: well, that's good. we have a good show for you tonight. lake bell is here. we have music from evanescence. and we'll be right back with john goodman, so stick around. [ male announcer ] a batman: arkham city bundle,

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joik. >> jimmy: how to make it in america. and later, a multiplatinum-selling band. this is their self-titled album. our first guest tonight is one of the very few member to write with roseanne and the one ayed monster, an emmy and globe-winning actor with a movie called "red state" and it will be available on tuesday on dvd and blu-ray. say hello to john goodman. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you're so dressed up. i really feel respected or are you going to a funeral afterwards or something i don't know about? i didn't mean to bring that up. >> i was going to hit hollywood boulevard and talk to the kids. i got a car. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> swell. it's going to be here. man, it's hot. can you doing something about that? >> jimmy: sorry. how long you been in new orleans? >> about 17 years or so, after they ran me out of l.a. county. >> jimmy: does any work really get done in new orleans? >> yes. we're a very industous city.

they build fun. >> jimmy: but shooting hoops a movie in new orleans, it must be hard to just keep everyone together? >> no, no. everybody is professional. there's one time when i was doing a movie called "the big easy" in 1985 -- and i was working for hitler in -- >> jimmy: one lunatic in the back. >> and when i work i said, i'm hitting the quarter. so i hit the street and about 6:30 in the morning i'm rolling up to my hotel feeling swell, eat some breakfast and go to bed and the crew was leaving to go to work and i'm laughing at them, suckers have a good day at work. and i get up and order a big breakfast and laying around and

watching the today show and -- and i get a call. i'm waiting for the today show and waiting for my breakfast and they're like, you're supposed to be here at work. and i'm like -- i get a nice -- >> jimmy: are you able to pull it together in a situation like that and can y0u watch the movie -- >> fortunately, we were shooting hoops -- shooting a party. >> jimmy: what goes on at halloween? thinking crazy? >> human sacrifice. no, all kinds of stuff. i was in a halloween parade last year. everybody just -- it draws the usual amount of nuts but it's great. >> jimmy: do you dress up for halloween? >> i met my wife on halloween at a party. >> ra trick or treater?

>> i trick 20 years later. >> highway did you meet? >> it was a costume party and you continue come in unless you have a costume soy went outside and grabbed an eyebrow pencil from somebody and made myself a cat. >> with the whiskers and everything. >> jimmy: and then that's -- >> i'm walking around and this beautiful girl came walking up and says, hi. my is she talking to me? so i turned around and walked off and she was like, what a jerk. >> jimmy: and like a stray cat you followed her home? >> i stalked her for a year and

kept tabs on her. >> jimmy: well you got to do whatever you got to do. i'm hesitant to ask you this but i'm sure people drive you crazy with this. it gets more popular every year. do people drive you crazy as far as that movie? >> they drive me crazy anyway. no. it's a good kind of crazy because i was so proud to be in it. my favorite movie. people are yelling lines to me all the time. shut the [ bleep ] up, donnie. there's lines i don't even remember that i hear and it takes me toy minute to know what

they're talking. >> jimmy: you receive tultd mat honor. many go for an academy award or a golden globe and recently there's a porno version of the movie and those are the characters in the film. unfortunately they didn't give it a good name, you would think they could come up with something, they call at this time xxx parody. >> there was a porno movie. it started carl hungiss and bunny lajoya. dream was called "gutterball." log jamming. there we go. >> jimmy: thank you. >> by the way, the guy that played you's name is peter

o'toole. that's his real name. >> what was your first -- >> jimmy: in acting, what was your first paid gig? >> in a dinner theater in ohio. i was thomas jefferson in 1776 and it was cool because i thought i was at the royal shakes speier festival. i was getting paid and i was a professional actor and i took it very seriously. i dropped my fork -- did you like that anything salad? i didn't care for that. >> jimmy: how many people would be at this dinner theater? >> a hundred. a few hundred, like 500 maybe. little tables, little lights and you get liquored up and you could hear the glasses clanking and stuff. >> jimmy: the ideal work

environment. >> i'm hip. let me out there. >> jimmy: and did the waiters know to keep everyone quiet? >> yeah. they were pretty respectful. there were starved for entertainment, jimmy. >> jimmy: i guess so. and this new movie, where did you shoot this? >> up in the mountains -- >> jimmy: it doesn't matter. in the mountains somewhere. and this is a horror movie, right? >> it starts out like a teenage boner movie. with kids going to a trailer park thinking they're going to get some and they get kidnapped and it turns into a fanatical religious movie and then a horror movie and then i get into the political nonsense. it covers all the bases. it's really keeping you going. >> jimmy: that's available on dvd and blu-ray on tuesday and then video-on-demand right now.

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>> jimmy: john goodman is here with us. his movie is called "red state." you have a silent film -- >> yeah, it's called "the artist." >> jimmy: some people at work here saw it and said it's fantastic and they think you'll get nominated for an oscar for it. for real. not kidding. [ applause ] >> just breaks my heart. >> jimmy: guillermo was one of them, unfortunately. >> yes.

>> jimmy: how do you -- do have to be talked into doing a film? >> no, they sent me a little scenario -- i was going to do a puppet show for you. it was great because they sold it already because there's no lines. i don't have to learn lines. i'm your boy! >> jimmy: that's perfect. >> sign me up. >> jimmy: so, they kind of tell you what to do? >> tell you what the scene is about the cool thing is, i was doing a silent movie with a guy who spoke no english -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i speak no french. i was sitting there, like, anything you want to. >> jimmy: and they put the words underneath? >> they have a card. they'll do a little scene, really needs an explanation, they flash whatever the scene says. >> jimmy: i'm curious to see

that. do you have any miling experience? >> a bit from high school. >> jimmy: getting out of the box? >> please, baby, please. >> jimmy: that's begging. that's not miming. >> that's why i was never good at it. >> jimmyprobably right. well, i was -- actually, i was very interested in this movie and i was hoping that we could get a clip of the movie. unfortunately, we were unable to, so, instead, i decided that we would run a clip of you on the "roseanne" show with the volume off. take a look. [ laughter ] >> hey, what the -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think you won.

>> that's getting into that xxx area, isn't it? a lot of -- >> jimmy: people flipping by probably think they're on nickelodeon and they audio went out. great to see you. thank you for being here. the movie is called "red state." it's available on blu-ray starting next week and video ondemand right now. john goodman, everybody. we'll be right back with lake bell. come on in. (camera flashes) leanne...leanne! how do you feel about your new focus? oh my god, i love it. (laughs) what would you say to a friend who might be skeptical about ford? just that they make a quality vehicle. does the sound system stand out for you? yes. and when do you use it? um, i use it all the time. i love listening to jazz in the car. you know the only thing that stinks

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please, welcome, lake belle. you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you feeling? >> much better. >> jimmy: the last time you were here you threw your back out and you almost had to cancel. >> and i wore flats. now, look, i'm taking back the night. >> jimmy: do you have any other ailments we can assist you with? >> i'm an avid nail-biter, are you? >> jimmy: i do. but i keep them cut so short i'm unable to bite them. >> it's bad. >> jimmy: are you going to do anything about it? >> i put "nail bite" on there and it tastes bad. >> jimmy: so now you acquired a taste for it? >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: it's like a cocktail.

my family would put tobasco in it. >> i do, too. >> jimmy: i guess that's not the right thing to do but they always did the wrong thing, my family. whatever it was, it was not right. >> what about like hypnotism? >> jimmy: you should definitely do that, to get rid of the nail-biting about? i know they do it for smoking. and if you want to act like a chicken or a gorilla on stage in n front of some people you can do that. but the problem is you need a female hypnotist, number one. if i had you in a trance, who knows what would happen. don't buy into the thing about

them being doctors. even doctors can be perverts. >> that's a horrible thought. >> jimmy: yes, sorry to put that in. have the hypnotist remove it. >> i like a two-fer. tell me i like to run because i suck at running. basically, by the end of the hypnotism session, i can run a marathon with long nails. that's like the goal. >> jimmy: i don't -- i think they can do that. my mom had it done for migraine headaches? >> what? >> jimmy: she wanted more migraine headaches so -- she had migraine headaches and she went to a hypnotist and he hypnotized her and it reduced her migraine headaches. >> that's like a doctorly thing to do. >> jimmy: still go with the woman. and i've learned you've become the automotive editor for the hollywood reporter, a trade paper here. i didn't ien know they had that. what does that mean?

>> i'm not the editor. i write a column for them and i'm kind of cheating because my dad is in motorsports. he owns race tracks. there's a lot of boys so i get some clout from driving these cars. >> and they give you the cars to drive? >> you test drive it so you get them for like five to eight days. >> it's great. and so i got this porsche and i got in new york, a panamera, how much is it worth? >> i don't know often the top of my head, a lot. >> like i can't afford it, put that i way. but i brought it to work and i'm constantly trying to impress kid kudy, and he's so cool. >> jimmy: did that impress him? >> i was like, want to go for a ride?

oh, that's my l.a. car. >> jimmy: you should have run him over. >> he's really baller. >> jimmy: he's baller? >> are we allowed to say that? >> jimmy: what other terms has he taught you? >> he taught me -- he asked me to dinner to like hang out, obviously, yes. and we got in the car and then we end up at barney's and it's nighttime. >> jimmy: the clothing store? >> they opened up barney's because its going to meet kanye. >> it was like pimped "pretty women." the coolest thing i had ever seen. he got tailored a suit and everything and we left and had dinner quickly and then he went to -- >> jimmy: sounds like a lot of fun. >> i don't even know kanye at

all. >> jimmy: so he pulls up, gets measured in the middle of the night? that's like an oprah move right there. i didn't think kid cuddy was heavy enough to get barney's opened in the middle of the night? >> pretty major. >> and you're also in "children's hospital." this is a picture you took of the fonz? >> this is henry winkler. this is me being creative. these are going to be filled with pee. >> it's for the children's hospital. >> jimmy: so henry winkler will drink like eight gallons of water and fill them up? >> it's a little different than that. >> jimmy: you knew henry winkler before the show? >> he's a family friend. >> he's really into fly-fishing.

>> jimmy: from fishing? >> yes. i've been fishing since i was a little girl in montana. >> jimmy: i just bought his back about fly fishing. >> yes, he's an avid angler. >> jimmy: and a fly rod and no trout? >> i'm not holding any fish because i got really into posing. >> jimmy: it looks like you're modeling for a sage catalog. >> i know. my mom is like -- ever since i was younger she would be really into, not the sport, isn't it beautiful to be out here and seeing the scenery and i'd be like, no, we're getting [ bleep ]ing competitive. i was there to catch fish.

like take me to the stock pond. take me. i want the picture -- >> jimmy: you're more man than kid cuddy. >> we'll be right back. iv

>> jimmy: this is their new album, called "evanescence." here with the song, "what you want," evanescence. ♪ ♪ do what you what you want if you have a dream for better ♪ ♪ do what you what you want till you don't want it anymore ♪ ♪ remember who you really are do what you what you want ♪ ♪ your world's closing in on you now it isn't over

stand and face ♪ ♪ the unknown got to remember who you really are every heart in my hands ♪ ♪ like a pale reflection hello hello remember me ♪ ♪ i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way ♪ ♪ to believe ♪ we can break through do what you what you want you don't have to lay ♪ ♪ your life down it isn't over do what you what you want till ♪ ♪ you find what you're looking for got to remember who you really are ♪ ♪ but every hour slipping by screams that i have failed you hello ♪

♪ hello remember me i'm everything you can't control ♪ ♪ somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way to believe hello ♪ ♪ hello remember me i'm everything you can't control ♪ ♪ somewhere beyond the pain there must be a way to believe there's still time ♪ ♪ close your eyes only love will guide you home tear down the walls ♪ ♪ and free your soul till we crash we're forever spiraling down ♪ ♪ down down down

hello ♪ ♪ hello it's only me infecting everything you love somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to believe hello hello ♪ ♪ remember me i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to learn forgiveness hello hello ♪ ♪ remember me i'm everything you can't control somewhere beyond the pain ♪ ♪ there must be a way to believe we can break through remember who you really are ♪ ♪ do what you what you want ♪

>> jimmy: i want to thank john goodman, lake bell. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. their new self-titled album is out now. playing us off the air with the song "going under," you can see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, evanescence. good night! ♪ ♪ now i will tell you what i've done for you fifty thousand tears i've cried ♪ ♪ screaming deceiving and bleeding for you and you still ♪ ♪ won't hear me going under don't want your hand this time ♪ ♪ i'll save myself maybe i'll wake up for once