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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel -- back from training with the chefs at applebee's neighborhood grill and bar. as you can see, i'm here with my sous-chef preparing the brand-new -- >> guillermo: my name is guillermo. call me sue. >> jimmy: no, i said you're my sous-chef -- as in "my second-in-command." sous-chef, under the chef. >> guillermo: oh, now i see. >> jimmy: anyway, like i was saying, applebee's has a new sizzling entree, double barrel whisky sirloins.

they're placed on two grilled 4-ounce sirloin steaks, flavored with blackened seasoning, garlic and thyme on a delicious mountain of garlic mashed potatoes. delicious. >> guillermo: is it good, jennifer? >> jimmy: stop calling me jennifer. >> guillermo: you stop calling me sue. >> jimmy: do you want a steak or not? then stop calling me jennifer. >> announcer: app lebee's sizzling entrées, including the new double barrel whisky sirloins. fresh flavor never sounded so good. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with missy piggy, music from the belle brigade and sarah michelle gellar. oh, big game, guys! what are we having? you've got to try the new sizzling entrees. [ sizzling ] [ male announcer ] fresh flavor never sounded as good as applebee's new sizzling entrees ok, i'll have that. [ male announcer ] try our juicy new double barrel whisky sirloins and more, starting at $8.99. come taste what's new in the neighborhood. now serving half-price appetizers late night. [ male announcer ] only rogaine® foam is shown to regrow hair in 85% of guys. i'm like, "hey look at me. it's working." [ male announcer ] go to rogainefoam.com and you can get " a 4-month supply of rogaine® for just $59.95. order in the next 10 minutes

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life opens up when you do. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sarah michelle gellar. miss piggy. and music from the belle brigade. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. that's nice. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thank you for coming to visit. i hope you had a good weekend. i had a good weekend, i was in tennessee this weekend. the trip got off to a rough start. our red-eye to atlanta, we boarded the flight and it sat on the ground in l.a. for three hours and they took us all off the plane and put us on to another plane. meanwhile i'm carrying a big pillow with me. i hate travel-size kleenex pillows they have on the plane. so i took a full-size pillow off my bed and brought it on the plane so i could sleep. it's embarrassing, i'm not sure why it's embarrassing but it's very embarrassing. but it's worth it as long as tmz doesn't show up to photograph it. so we finally -- got on the plane at 3:30, in the morning,

get to atlanta, get on this little flight to tennessee and the flight attendant tells me i have store the pillow in the overhead compartment for takeoff or landing for 25-minute flight, i'll have the pillow for like four minutes. it's a ferth pillow, what's the worse thing it flies through the cabin and softly wedges itself against someone's face? she didn't want to hear it. the pillow must go in the overhead compartment, i got the only german flight attendant in the world. what kind of maniac makes you store a pillow? i was going to have a thing and maybe bopping her in the head with the pillow but instead i'm just hoping she spends eternity in hell. a bit of common sense. would be nice. oh, speak of common sense this thursday, november 17 is a special day, our second annual

national unfriend day. this is a day, we encourage everyone on facebook to unfriend anyone who is not actually a friend. people have thousands of friends, no person has thousands of friends. except maybe regis, regis really gets out and petes people, right? unless you're regis, go through you're lives facebook friends and ask yourself do i like-like them or just like-button like them and cut a bunch loose. the person you went on three terrible dates three years ago, unfriend, anyone who wouldn't loan you their pants with no questions asked, unfriend. this is a good litmus test. remember "friends" if wouldn't dance in a fountain with someone like on that show, unfriend. they can be your facebook friends as a big pile of leaves in your yard and national unfriend day is a leaf blower and on thursday, i want you to blow your friends. i do.

that came out wrong, but you know what i mean. by the way, to save time we call national unfriend day n.u.d. but i want to make sure everyone is clear we're not this n.u.d., that's northshore utility district in washington, that's a different thing. they have a facebook page so feel free to frind them if you want. you can actually n.u.d. the nud. remember, it's not the number of friends you have, it's what do you with those friends. jesus said that in the bible. just to give you an example of someone you should unfriend on thursday, i introduced to you bernardo tappia who ends every sentence with ha ha. on thursday night, 284 friends, now to our unfriending efforts he's down to 443. this is not how it's supposed to work. so, let's try this again tonight with bernard0's friend, daniel

mujica, daniel with bernardo in the corner. statist status updates, has almost 500 friends. "watching arthur", "watch iing twilight" watching "green lanter lantern" so bored. yolo, up too elf. can't believe i spent the whole day sleeping. hmmm. guitar hero. a tad bit chilly out tonight. what's uppppp! >> nothingence dani encagainst there is no way he has 500 friends. if you're one of daniel's friends, unfriend him. we need to send a message, that message is when you're watching "captain america" keep it to yourself. okay? i'm doing this because i dream of a better -- a world in which i don't know that the kid i sat

next to in shop class is training for a half marathon. i don't need to that. on thursday that dream will become a reality. time to stand together and loudly declare no, i won't vote for your kid in the cutest baby contest. leave me alone. unfriend on thursday. it's the right thing do. by the way, for a limited time, for every ten people you unfriend st. jude will grant you a wish. speaking of facebook, katt von d, has the tattoos, went out, engaged to jesse james after the whole thing with sandra bullock? apparently he cheated on her, too, at least according to her. her post yesterday, said i encountered the 19th girl to the add to people jesse cheated on me with during the last year. see, that is more interesting than farmville, she might be worth friending. 19 women, 19 women, that isn't

cheating, that's hoarding. even tiger woods is like, slow downs a down big fella. in other sex news, controversy at an elementary school in los angeless, a program called read across america that encourages children to read and one of the ways they do it is by having celebrities read to the kids. on friday the students at emerson elementary in compton got a special visitor, former adult film actress sasha grey came to read. parents cole plained, i'm guess mothers fathers are like, don't be so negative, there is a porn star who can read, that's a good thing. the moms were unhappy. and the school, initially the school denied she was even there but she tweeted about it and there was a picture of her reading on tmz. there she is and zoom in so we can see the book. "horton humps a who!"

is the book. i hope it wasn't cindy lou. another strange intersection between children and adult entertainment. as parent of newborn baby you look for ways to keep the baby quiet. moi mother opted for "sesame street" for this father the answer is the music of the notorious b.i.g. ♪ ♪ >> you she can't understand the lyrics yet. ♪ >> turn it off. [ music stops ] [ music resumes ]

>> maybe reincarnation. there was some news about the nba lockout today not good for nba fans. today players rejected the new collective bargaining agreement and moved to desertify their union which means there probably won't be a season at all this year, expected to put thousands of people out of work, not just players and coaches, concession stand workers, maintenance crews, tattoo artists, you name it and big impact on nba network, they now have nothing to talk about or show. the nba network, airing "teen wolf" over and over again. for real. that's not a joke. because it has basketball in it. they're scrambling to put original program together and so far, this is what they've come up with. >> tonight on nba tv, have you ever wanted to turn your old basketballs into beautiful accessories and gifts? learn how tonight on nba craft corner. then at 8:30, jack nicholson

like you've never seen him before sitting in a golf cart waiting for the nba season to start. jack nicholson sits in a golf cart waiting for the nba season to start. at 9:00, they make the call and tonight they make us laugh. >> i told him i said son, that free throw ain't free. you drive the lane your ass is gonna pay. >> it's a ref comedy jam. at 10:00, a dating show nba style as 25 players compete for the heart and butt of kim kardashian. who will be her husband for the next 72 days? don't miss the kardashelorette. nba tv. >> it was a good weekend for oprah winfrey, they all are. oprah was given an oscar by the academy of motion picture arts a sciences for charitable work and

humanitarianism. is it weird they give an oscar for that like the nobel prize committee had a category for best actor, that would be rid k ridiculo ridiculous, right. she said everyone should try to make a difference and said life is too short. she knows when everyone on the planet will die. she even got choked up at one point but the crowd was there to carry her through. >> it's unimaginable that i would be standing before you, voted by the goord board of go s governors -- unimaginable. unimaginab unimaginable. unimaginable.

this is unimaginable. >> more of an "ellen" fan. i get -- far be it for me for oprah to get an oscar but a more deserving group of actors who desifr it more. members oprah's studio audience. some of the most memorable and heart-wrenching performances in history. our first category is women with a migraine headache. ♪ and they will be competing against men who would rather be women.

and finally in the drama category, women who discovered a murder in their closet. and the winner is -- oprah, it's always oprah. i don't know where she keeps all these awards. she said oscar will go up on her mantle next to stedman, so that's nice. the new movie in the twilight saga premiered, the twi-hards as they call hard core fans erected tent city outside the theater to camp out and see the stars as they arrive. remember people used to camp in the woods? at 6:00 this morning police came in and told them they had to leave and they weren't happy. and here is the story from our local cbs news. >> live in downtown l.a. where fans have camped out for days and for some of it it paid off big-time.

>> yes. looking a little different this morning. this is the canopy that was set up over one of the three tent cities that twilight fans were told they had to leave this area by 6:00 this morning. >> get back! get back! >> sleeping bags, their tents, put them back in their car but they're not done yet. we spoke to one fan who had camped out since thursday morning. >> if they want to take it over they can have the tent. just don't take me. >> and although the fans look like they've cleared on out of here they've been given bracelets with numbers so some fans could actually be allowed into the premiere. live in downtown los angeles. >> we got a good show tonight. miss piggy is here -- we have music from the belle brigade. and we'll be right back with sarah michelle gellar -- so stick around. ♪ walking my own way

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>> jimmy: thank you. welcome back. you know how nice it is to have a pillow when you're on the plane, they're comfortable. what am i going do, smother the pilot with it? tonight on the program, starting november 23rd, you can see her and her felted friends return to the big screen in "the muppets," miss piggy will be here. and then, with music from the soundtrack to "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one" the belle brigade from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by patricia heaton, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," in the semifinals now, only 19 contestants left. and music from christina perri. and later this week tim allen, jackson rathbone, peter facinelli, jamie oliver,

and music from miranda lambert and vince gill. so join us for those shows, too. long, long before the world fell in love with vampires our first guest made a respectable living killing them, you can see her now in duplicate, playing identical twin sisters in the new show "ringer," it airs tuesdays at 9:00 on the cw, please say hello to sarah michelle gellar. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. you have not been on the show before. >> my first time. i've been a guest backstage. >> jimmy: when your husband freddie was here? >> i did. i heard you had good food and drink. i don't think i remember the food. >> jimmy: we met at a concert, the police. at dodger stadium. >> i remember they were playing on mtv awards, i think they

opened it, i said to my husband, if they ever get back together you have to promise you'll take me. that's the easest promise i ever made, they hate each other annex day i called him, you're taking me. >> jimmy: did he not want go? >> never thought he would have to get the tickets and actually go that extra effort to be able to go. >> jimmy: i've seen freddie at wrestling events at wwe events, i know he's got discriminating palate. >> you have seen me there. >> jimmy: you go with him to the wrestling? >> sure. >> jimmy: you do? >> no. i can totally appreciate. i watch soap operas, i get. any good fight work, good punch, at least it was embarrassing you were sitting next to us. i was so into singing along. you were looking, strangers, that's not a stranger. and i was like trying to act cool. i was so excited. >> jimmy: i ruined the concert for you. >> i wasn't going to go that far

but i restrained myself. >> jimmy: i feel bad. >> no, trying to seem cool. >> jimmy: you trying to say do, do, da -- >> with my cold would sound good >> jimmy: thank you for coming, i know you have been sick. >> i infect all of you now. >> jimmy: that's how it works. talk shows are the center of all disease, they say. >> you're patient zero. got it. >> jimmy: who did give you the cold? >> i blame zeoe deutch who play my stepdaughter. >> jimmy: fits itit's fun to pb somebody. >> she's 17, skinny and tale talented. i blame her. makes me wonder what they're doing -- >> i got it from zoe and she's 17 they'll arrest me when i leave here tonight. great. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter now? >> my daughter is 2. >> jimmy: she's 2. very small. >> 2 going on 40.

like a married divorced angry bitter -- no, i'm just -- >> jimmy: she'll drink and be a real, bring a lot of disease into the home. >> she -- popular children can. she has bronchitis right now. >> jimmy: she does? oh, boy. do you touch her? do you have -- >> you have people for that, right? what's sad about getting sick a stomach flu is going around our set, i'm a woman i can appreciate that, can fit into my skinny jeans. 2 years old don't skrie. >> jimmy: still wearing diapers? >> mine is. or block out. >> jimmy: is freddie wearing diepers? does he ever wear them? >> no. thank god. no. >> jimmy: i heard you collect first edition books, like, explain what a first edition book is. >> it's the first -- edition of the book when it was printed. >> jimmy: when it was first printed. but maybe -- i don't know maybe they do. >> the hard thing is, one of my

favorite collections is dr. seuss, i'm working on collecting all first, i would love to all first edition dr. seuss but it's very hard to explain to a 2-year-old that she can't have that "hop on pop," she can have this "hop on pop." these are mommy's books. i tried with the child locks but really, child locks just for adults. they give her this weird leverage and she can slam them open and i'm stuck in the room trying to get out, she's like running through the house. >> jimmy: she figured them out? you don't have a safe you keep those -- >> in my office i kept child locked but apparently they're only me locked. >> jimmy: which dr. seuss books don't you have that you're still looking for? do you know? >> i mean, probably without the cold medicine i would know offhand, i probably -- >> jimmy: how many are there? >> a lot. and he also was a encarnacion to -- a war cartoonist.

the theodore geisel. >> jimmy: i remember the name. which side was he on? had to be on the good side, right? >> the right one, god. can you say nipples on television? it's late enough. number one is she obsessed with nipples and like to tell everyone you have two nipples and then the other day i said, well, does daddy have two nipples, she said no, he wlauchbt. like, okay. i don't know where she got that from. other day trying -- i have a yuck. and it's hard to explain. trying to take her nipple off? didn't want it. want to the lose hers. i don't know. they're 2. mazing what comes into their minds. >> jimmy: in. >> friend: -- if only dr. seuss had written a book about nipples. >> great to read to the school children. and you'll be there. >> jimmy: does your daughter know that mom and dad are fred and daphne from "scooby-doo."

>> i don't think mom and dad have seen that movie. i don't think so. no, she's not. would only care about "sesame street." i got snubbed backstage by miss piggy. i've been snubbed by famous people but nobody as famous as her. >> jimmy: she's hostile toward attractive women in general. >> makes sense. i tried. i was going to try to get an autograph or picture, she wasn't having it. >> jimmy: that's too bad. pig can spread swine flu, so you have to -- >> true. >> jimmy: when we come back we'll talk about the show and you play more roles than eddie murphy, i think in his films. sarah michelle gellar is here with us. "ringer" airs tuesdays at 9:00 p.m. on the cw. more with sarah michelle gellar when we come back. [ female announcer ] applying lip balm over...

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michelle gellar. show is called the "ringer," would you explain? i think i would have a hard time. >> i think you should explain it >> jimmy: you play identical twins, one is kind of good, maybe. not really, though. one is bad, we're pretty sure is bad but maybe not exactly.

why aren't there ever evil fraternal twins? they're always identical. something to think about. but anyway. >> yeah. >> jimmy: on the show, you also play twins from your past in flashback. >> but the same twins. not another set of twins. >> jimmy: you are take all of the paychecks on the staff. >> i want all the good wardrobe. i am trying. >> jimmy: have i described -- >> you did a really good job. >> jimmy: thank you very much. on the show you don't know if someone was killed or -- i don't know how much you want to say about it. >> well, we know that everybody thinks that siobhan is dead but characters don't know she's alive and living off their dime in paris. >> jimmy: not sure who is good and who is bad. >> are we ever? >> jimmy: i know that woman who took my pillow away on the plane is bad. >> you know, they sell ones that are made to travel that are airline approved. >> jimmy: they're inflatable.

first of -- >> no -- >> jimmy: this is a big, regular pillow i had. >> a king-size, were you rubbing it in? >> jimmy: yes, king size, of course i was rubbing it in. >> what was the thread count. maybe you were above the limit of thread count. these are dangerous times, nothing to take lightly. you can't just take a pillow on an airplane. >> jimmy: let's not fight about this. i know you're in tae kwon do. >> i did. >> jimmy: you don't anymore? fans of tae kwon do in the audience. >> i don't have a ton of free time like when i was 14. >> jimmy: will you have your daughter take tae kwon do? >> i loved it. >> jimmy: do you think she would like to? >> she likes to go hi-ya and kick around the house. she also wants to be a garbage man. very good job. >> jimmy: she wants to be a garbage man? she watches the trucks. she's up that early?

>> she's 2. yeah. by the way my area they come late. they have it sweet. she gets -- and gardener day. >> jimmy: which does she prefer garbage or gardners? >> depends on the day. she's not that picky. she's 2. >> jimmy: nice quality to have in a child. thank you for coming. give freddie my best. "ringer" airs tuesday at 9:00 p.m. on the cw. we'll be right back with miss piggy. [ male announcer ] an lg smart tv, lg optimus cell phone

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♪ >> jimmy: in more than three decades in show business, our next guest has been a film and tv star, singer, model and unwavering advocate for interspecies love. on november 23rd, she reunites with fozzie, gonzo and kermit in the new movie, "the muppets." please welcome -- miss piggy. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: quite an entrance. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm so happy to be here and so happy for you. this must be the most significant event in your show's history. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: top ten. >> finally got a star. a real star. >> jimmy: you know we had pigs on the show before but it's usually for barbecue segments. [ laughter ] >> i can leave. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm sorry, i promise i will not eat you. i always wondered, i wanted to ask if you piggy is your first or last name. >> yes. sort of like cher or madonna. >> jimmy: i see. >> it's just miss piggy. that's it. that's it. nothing else. >> jimmy: miss piggy, much of

your new movie was filmed right here on hollywood boulevard, in fact, using a part of our theater, involved. did you like working here in hollywood? >> yes, yes. what was really great is that we stopped traffic on hollywood boulevard to do a big dance sequence. it was great. yeah. i stop traffic wherever i go, but -- normally i'm not doing a big song and dance number. >> jimmy: while you were out there did you notice that kermit has a star on the hollywood walk of fame? i looked into it today -- >> yes. >> jimmy: you do not have a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> no, no i don't but i'm okay with that. that's fine. i could get one if i wanted one. i just don't want one. >> jimmy: you don't want one? >> no, no. seriously. they don't tell you this but you have do your own upkeep on your star. >> jimmy: is that right? >> kermit goes down like twice a

week to polish his own star, it's true. >> jimmy: he does? that's embarrassing. what's going on with you and kermit by the way? are you married? >> no, no we're not married. >> jimmy: okay. >> i mean we are in our hearts, of course. >> jimmy: you've been together for a very long time. >> yes, we have the longest-running interspecies relationship. in hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're not married. >> that's saying a lot. >> jimmy: i guess he's your p prisoners, like oprah and steadman, is that true? >> there might be handcuffs involved. if you know what i mean. >> jimmy: how do you stay out of tabloids? we never see you at a club causing trouble at 3:00 in the morning, anything like that. >> i am feeding stories left and right they're not getting in. i want to make my kermie jealous. yes, i want pictures of me and

clooney in the tabloids. >> jimmy: do you watch the reality shows, do you note kardashians and these characters? >> i don't have a lot of time for tv, i watch anything with real housewives that's for sure, new jersey, new york, atlanta, the planet toosbanen, i don't care. >> jimmy: i haven't seen that one. what do you and kermit -- what would you go out to eat if you wept tout dinner? >> we have different tastes. he likes flies. but it's really not that hard. as long as we can find a place that doesn't have ham or frogs legs on the menu. >> jimmy: then you're set. >> we're okay. >> jimmy: what about thanksgiving, do you have a plan n for thanksgiving dinner? >> well, i'm going to have t turk turkey. that's one of the benefits of being high up on the food chain. yeah. you can eat whatever is below you.

>> jimmy: kermit's family, do you spend much time with them? are you close to kermit's family? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you are not? >> seriously. would you want to spend the holidays with 2,000 frogs? it's like being in egypt during the plague. >> jimmy: it's been a long time since we saw the muppets, did they have to convince you to make the new movie? is it something -- >> i did make jason segel get on his knees. >> jimmy: you did? >> naturally, naturally. it's fine. i read the script, rather i thumbed through it. and i counted how many lines i had and i was satisfied so i said yes. >> jimmy: all right. some of your favorite, some people that i personally grew up watching, fozzie bear is in the film. [ applause ] what is your relationship like with fozzie?

>> i don't really have a relationship with him. he's sort of like robin williams, only not as funny and not as furry. >> jimmy: okay. we have gonzo here. [ cheers and applause ] >> one word for him and that's weird! >> jimmy: he is a little weird, isn't he? speaking of weird, maybe the weirdest of all of the muppets, animal. [ cheers and applause ] >> are you holding that up right? i can't tell? >> jimmy: do i have it wrong. there you go. there's animal, either way. >> anyways, he's sort of like keith richards on a bad day. that's animal. >> jimmy: how about these guys, i wondered about them, statler and waldorf. >> you know, funnily enough i sympathize with them. yeah, i'm not a big fan of the muppets myself. >> jimmy: here is another.

the swedish chef. a bit hard to follow. >> i don't think anybody knows what he's saying ever. i don't think anybody knows what is in his recipes either. they're inedible. they're gross. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the film. would you like to set this up for us? >> no. >> jimmy: you would -- >> good actresses don't need to set up their own clips. don't need narration. >> jimmy: in that case -- >> run the clip. >> jimmy: just roll it. "the muppets." >> piggy? we're all out practicing our acts and seems everybody expects you and i to do a duet. >> oh, that's so lovely, i'm afraid i can't. no, no, i'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner. >> hola. rehearsing, we got to break it up. >> let's do this again.

>> on my count this time, okay? in three. >> jimmy: that's "the muppets," it opens november 23rd. miss piggy, one more thing i wanted to ask you. would you ever consider being a contestant on "dancing with the stars"? that would be -- >> no! actually, i don't have to because moi has already been on "dancing with the stars." >> jimmy: as? >> actually, i'm going to be on tomorrow night. >> jimmy: you are? >> as a matter of fact. >> jimmy: tomorrow night? >> not as a contestant, no, no but still a star. >> jimmy: but still a star. it's wonderful to have you here. please give kermit my best and we look forward to the movie. it's called "the muppets," opens november 23rd. miss piggy, everyone. we'll be right back with music from the belle brigade. ♪

♪ if i should fall from grace with god ♪ ♪ where no doctor can relieve me ♪ ♪ if i'm buried 'neath the sod ♪ but the angels won't receive me ♪ ♪ let me go, boys, let me go, boys ♪ ♪ let me go down in the mud where the rivers... ♪ [ female announcer ] when you're responsible for this much of the team, you need a car you can count on. ♪

>> jimmy: this is the soundtrack to "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part one." here with a song from it called "i don't mean it." the belle brigade. ♪

♪ hoo ooh ooh ♪ hoo ooh ooh ♪ hoo ooh ooh i drove a nail in the bottom of my walking boot ♪ ♪ so i wail every time i hit the floor i'm dragging and i'm bleeding i'm begging ♪ ♪ and i'm pleading cause i thought you had another and you cannot have ♪ ♪ another lover i don't believe in loving with a ball and chain ♪ ♪ cause i feel how it crippled me inside i thought you were a cheating ♪ ♪ i couldn't bear you leaving now i know you didn't do it ♪ ♪ i need you to believe me

when i say i didn't mean it i didn't mean it ♪ ♪ when i said i didn't mean it baby i didn't mean it hoo ooh ooh ♪ ♪ hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh so i accused you wrong now i'm the guilty one ♪ ♪ hey give me my sentence i'll pay my penance nothing kills me more than the pain i have for ♪ ♪ hurting you i didn't mean it i didn't mean it when i said ♪ ♪ i didn't mean it baby i didn't mean it when i said i didn't mean it ♪

♪ i didn't mean it when i said i didn't mean it baby i didn't mean it ♪ ♪ hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh ♪ ♪ hey i didn't mean it i didn't mean it when i said i didn't mean it baby ♪ ♪ i didn't mean it when i said i didn't mean it i didn't mean it ♪ ♪ when i said

i didn't mean it baby i didn't mean it hoo ooh ooh ♪ ♪ hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh hoo ooh ooh hey ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: belle brigade, soundtrack, is out. i want to thank sarah michelle gellar, miss piggy. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night -- patricia heaton, the latest castoff from dancing with the stars, and music from christina perri. thank you for watching. pleasure doing business with you. good night.