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tonight -- "the x factor." anna faris. and music from the kooks. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. please don't challenge me on that. i thank you for watching. i thank you for joining us here on this fine winter's eve. thanks for braving the elements to be here. you know, steve guttenberg got a star on the hollywood walk of fame outside today. and it rained all day. [ laughter ] you think that's a coincidence? we don't know -- we really don't know what to do when it rains in

l.a. when it rains, we drive like gary busey talks, it's a mess. we are totally unprepared. people were ordering my ties at lunch today just to get the little umbrellas. someone alerted me to this via twitter. on the local nba station in denver, the weatherman was standing outside in the cold where weathermen stand. i don't know if his jaw froze or he's lonely or what but this happened. >> there is a chance for snow on friday. that does not look like a great chance at this point so we'll keep you posted as the week goes on. we'll toss it back to you guys. congratulations on your big hooteres -- whosers -- wow, that was a slip of the tongue. >> jimmy: maybe that's why they won't let him in. [ applause ] they keep him in the alley. rudolph the red nosed reindeer was on the other night. that's still a good one.

it teaches children it's okay to be different. as long as something on your face can be used as a beacon. the story is still relevant. we've seen it and sung that song so many times, i feel like it's lost some of its impact. tonight, we've updated the most famous reindeer of all by combining the video from the cartoon with audio from this weekend's "dr. drew's celebrity rehab." now a message that i think is more current. >> it's been two years since i've been on "celebrity rehab." i thought that having kids was going to be what cleaned me up. but that's not the case. i still have that obsessive compulsive behavior to want to use. and eventually, it got the worst it's ever been. i lost all sense of reality. i got up to doing a quarter ounce of cocaine every day. i've had the worst addicts in the world tell me, dude you do too much, you know?

my brain would go, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's why his nose is read. heavy drug use. had a good night with the kooks, anna faris, all four judges from "the x factor." l.a. reid, simon cowell and paula abdul. the last episode last week ended in tear, a lot of tears. they eliminated a 13-year-old girl named rachel. she was crying. judges started crying. everyone's crying. people were booing. i want to get to the bottom of that tonight. speaking of crying, last week, i issued a challenge. i asked the parents of america to pull a little holiday trick on their children. we did this on halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it. we did it again. this time for christmas. i asked parents to tell their kids they were going to open one present a few weeks early. instead a good present, i said put something the kids won't like in the box and then upload a video of that to youtube

labeled hey, jimmy kimmel, gave my kids a terrible present. a lot of people did do this. they did give their kids terrible presents. a lot of kids surprisingly reaccount anned poorly to that. >> what did you -- what did you get? >> i don't like this. >> oh. what is it? >> an old banana. >> an old banana? isn't that exciting? >> no. what are you doing? >> squeezing it. >> wow. a battery and an onion. what's wrong? >> i don't want an onion. >> did you smell your onion? here, smell it. >> no, i smelled it. >> open it. >> a hot dog.

what is that? >> i got a girl activity book with stickers. i'm not a girl. >> i'm not a boy. >> i'm not a boy either. this is the worst christmas. >> what is this? >> marissa, what do you tell me all the time about my cooking? >> i love it. >> you love my cooking so i made you something. >> why does the sandwich look like that? >> you should appreciate -- >> i appreciate it but i didn't know it would be like that. a sandwich. i love your cooking when you cook, like, dinners. like hot pockets or buffalo wings. something like that.

not just a sandwich. and why would you eat off of it? >> you don't want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich? >> i'll eat it! i'll eat it! >> open it up. you don't want that for christmas? >> you stinking parents! take it back! >> take it back where? this is yours. >> i want a refund! >> it's a happy half eaten sandwich. isn't that what you asked for? >> no. i asked for a toy. >> what did you say about santa? >> i wasn't naughty. >> why? >> because you gave me a stupid hello kitty -- >> what did he give you, jason? >> some black beans, cheese and a waffle house.

oh, you got a mr. potato head. that's from santa. >> no, santa did not have no thing. i saw you out of the car, in the garage. not santa claus. >> are you upset? >> uh-huh. >> you stupid parents! i hate you! i hate you all! >> what? i got -- >> that was your great grandpa's. >> i got toys? >> what's wrong? you're not excited about your presents? >> i got toys. ponies? they're for girls. mine is a stupid book. >> we thought really hard about what to get you this year. >> well, you didn't do a very good job. [ laughter ]

>> it's the worst christmas i ever had. >> a stapler? >> what did you get? >> this. >> what did you get? >> i don't know. >> it's an invisible fence for your dog. >> this is a dumb joke. >> well, jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> well, tell him to suck my balls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: noted. if santa gives that kid anything, he's fired. he's done. he'll have no credibility anymore. you know, holidays are a very busy time. especially for santa claus. well, you saw there, he's got so many kids to keep track of. even santa can't do that alone. my cousin sal and i help him out by dressing up as elves and

interviewing children. this year we found out. >> elf jimmy this is catcher. >> their, how are you? >> good. have a seat. ways your name? >> catcher. >> catcher. how do you spell it? >> c-a-t-c-h-e-r. >> oh, boy, catcher. i hope you go to a private school. [ laughter ] put your hand on the bible please. do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god? >> jimmy: okay, very good. how old are you, catcher? >> 4 1/2. >> jimmy: 4 1/2 years old? have you been good this year? >> yes. >> jimmy: tell me three good things you've done this year. do you clean up the house? i'll put that down. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. do you play nicely with others? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. are you clean? do you take showers and stuff? >> no, baths. >> jimmy: baths. okay, that's good. have you done anything naughty this year?

>> no. >> jimmy: nothing? the whole year? nothing naughty? i'm going to put down lies. what would you like for christmas this year? >> smoky the fire truck. >> jimmy: smoky the fire truck, okay. >> hungry hungry hippos. >> jimmy: hungry hungry hippos, oh. >> what year is this? >> jimmy: they're overrate bud if you want it i'll put it down. catcher, part of what we do here is we talk to kids like yourself. we talk about you. we hear what you want for christmas. and then we like to hear about what some other kids are up to. so who's the naughtiest kid you know? >> i know kids that are good. >> jimmy: you know kids that are good? okay. tell me their names. >> laney. >> jimmy: laney? okay. >> lola. >> jimmy: lola. >> emily. >> jimmy: emily. quite a player, aren't you? >> rebecca. >> jimmy: who else in.

>> i know one kid who's naughty. >> jimmy: you know a kid who's naughty? >> yes. >> this is what we need to hear. >> raquel. >> jimmy: tell us about raquel. >> she says mean stuff to her friends. she's not saying please. >> jimmy: she doesn't say please? never? >> she says now. >> jimmy: oh. now. no pleases. what else does she do? remember, the more bad stuff you tell us about raquel, the more good stuff you get from santa. >> says put it down right now. >> jimmy: put it down right now. i mean, you have to be good to get toys for christmas. i mean, it's a really simple thing. right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and raquel doesn't learn. maybe we should have her arrested. >> she can spend christmas in jail. >> okay. >> jimmy: what do you want to be when you grow up?

>> a policeman. >> jimmy: i think that's a good choice. >> perfect. >> jimmy: very good to meet you, catcher. we have your name. we have the items you'd like. and we're going to talk -- >> and i want something else. >> i have a racetrack, my other one that's mine is broken. it doesn't move, just a little bit. >> we don't do toys, you have to send stuff back to china for that. merry christmas. >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. anna faris is here. we have music from the kooks. we'll be right back with all the judges from the x factor. en, paula, nicole and l.a. ready so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, a very funny young woman. starting friday you can see her in rodent form in the movie "alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked," anna faris is here. and then a great band with music from their latest album "junk of the heart," the kooks from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by josh holloway, molly sims, and have music from death cab for cutie. and later this week robert downey jr., kathy griffin, jamie bell, and music from young jeezy and lenny kravitz. so join us then. our first guests represent the most formidable assembly of mentors and assessors of talent in television today. you can hear them talking backstage. watch them on "the x-factor," at 8:00 wednesdays and thursdays fox. please welcome simon cowell, paula abdul, nicole scherzinger, and l.a. reid.

[ applause ] thank you for coming. what were you guys talking about back there because we could all hear you kind of out here? >> oh, i just said to l.a. because he hasn't done one of these shows before, is that the worst that can happen is you humiliate yourself in front of millions of people. >> jimmy: l.a., i feel in a way you've done that already and i'm going to tell you why. >> really? i like how this is started. >> i like this. >> jimmy: i was very angry last week as i was watching the show and i watched the end of the show. now for those who have not seen the show, there was a 13-year-old girl named rachel who simon was mentoring. >> a young 13-year-old. >> jimmy: a young 13-year-old. very sweet girl. phenomenally talented. like almost super naturally

talented. >> i totally agree. >> jimmy: l.a. is mentoring a guy named marcus who is very talented but not even in the same ballpark. >> an older and more secure -- >> jimmy: thank you, simon. [ laughter ] >> and you believe this? >> jimmy: it comes time to judge. not only i believe this, i concocted it all myself. comes time for judging. they go to l.a. and he says, i'm a man of principle. to me, a man of principle would pick the guy -- the person he thought was the better singer. l.a. picks his own guy, marcus. >> that's the principle. >> jimmy: principle, shminciple. simon -- >> okay this is good. >> jimmy: -- picks rachel, paula picks rachel, and nicole -- i have to say, think you were traumatized by "dancing with the stars" because you did not want to weigh in -- you don't want to make anyone unhappy. if you could, you'd make everybody win this thing. nicole decide to let it go to a death -- you picked marcus. so that somebody else, true,

could decide for you is that really -- >> well, america, it would be america's vote. >> jimmy: so america would decide. >> yes. >> jimmy: and america -- we make the dumbest decisions, and we pick marcus. coincidentally, i think rachel had an off night the night before and that's what america voted on, based on that off night. >> i agree. >> jimmy: and it was a travesty. there was crying. >> i think it was worse than a travesty. >> jimmy: i agree with you. let's take a look at the aftermath of this decision. >> rachel crow. congratulations, marcus, we'll see you in the semifinal. off you go. >> it's okay, baby. >> it's okay. mommy. >> nicole, is there anything you

want to say? [ crowd booing ] nope. >> jimmy: wow. that was bad. >> wow. >> jimmy: great television but -- >> it was even worse than i remember. >> jimmy: it was really -- i couldn't believe it as i was watching it. now, paula, on tmz, there was video today in which it appeared that you encouraged nicole to let it go to the deadlock. is that true? >> that's not how -- that's how they interpreted it. >> i definitely encouraged it for the record. >> jimmy: we know what you did. [ laughter ] >> no, the thing is -- i adore this girl. i know what she was feeling. she turned -- you know be you can say what -- >> you know, it's crazy 'cause -- in the moment and under pressure, you just kind of -- it's not as easy to just be like, hey this is what i'm going to do and you're going home and you have to say, i'm sending you home. and, you know, i own the decision that i made right then.

and you know i'm really happy for rachel because i think she has a deal with disney now. >> jimmy: she's happy now. it all worked out i guess. >> a week prior, i had the devil -- [ laughter ] honestly, i didn't -- i didn't -- there was -- >> -- uncomfortable, by the way. >> -- because i didn't let it go to deadlock. he was evil -- >> jimmy: do you feel like you gained up on simon's contestant specifically because you want to win this competition? >> no. >> no. >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: paula's, yours deserved to go. both of yours deserved to go. >> what? >> jimmy: i felt they deserved to go. sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: america has voted. paula abdul has eliminated herself from the competition

tonight. paula, come back here. please. [ applause ] nothing against you. listen, you know, we have to pick somebody. >> stay, stay, stay. >> jimmy: what's going on between you two? there's got to be something. there's got to be -- something has had to happen between you two sexually. please tell me. >> that would be -- he's a selfish lover. he'd be calling his own name out. >> jimmy: how do you know he's a selfish lover? >> i can only imagine. >> i thought about it but then i'd have to talk to her afterwards. it would be uncomfortable. >> okay you know -- [ applause ] stop it. >> no, but it would be. >> foreplay for you is staring at your own baby picture. i can only imagine. >> jimmy: that's a multilayered joke. are you guys getting along as a group? >> amazing!

[ laughter ] >> as long as i'm winning. >> jimmy: you're going to make sure you win, even if you have to pick the weakest contestant to win this thing, l.a. >> oh, please. at least america and i agree, right? >> jimmy: i guess america -- i guess you could say that. america did vote. they did vote. >> you know what jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> it all starts again this week. clean sheet. there won't be that nonsense. >> jimmy: simon and paula, you both -- you don't have contestants in this now. >> he doesn't. >> no, i do, i've got one. i've got melanie. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. i think she's going to win. >> jimmy: you do think -- >> i really, really do. >> jimmy: everybody thinks their contestant is going to win. >> i think mine that you don't think deserves to be there are coming back just to hijack it. >> jimmy: that seems unlikely to me. >> anything is possible. >> jimmy: i know simon is the boss and do you respect him like one would respect the sghos. >> on evidence, no. >> jimmy: it would seem not. maybe -- does this go on, on camera and behind the scenes,

yes, simon, certainly, simon, whatever you say, simon? >> absolutely not. particularly with these two. you can't ask them to do anything. >> we don't know the -- >> jimmy: you guys have known each other for a long time, haven't you? >> many years. >> jimmy: how long have you known each other? >> when did we meet, 15 years ago? >> about 15 years ago, yeah. >> jimmy: professional rivals. >> sort of. >> jimmy: sort of? >> we worked for the same company. then we were in opposition with each other. he was a nightmare. so i thought it made sense that the two of us worked on the same show together. >> and other two nightmares worked together. >> jimmy: and nicole and paula, nicole, you idolized paula as a kid, yes? >> i idolize her now. >> i absolutely did. i was kind of obsessed with her. on "knocked out," the song that you wrote. i still am. i had the whole night gown, the trooper keeper. >> the what keeper? >> traper keeper. the thing at school. velcro and --

>> jimmy: we've got to get paula a trapper keeper. [ applause ] you don't know what a trapper keeper is either? you're from a different country. did you go to school? >> i'm from a different country. apparently. >> i like the new jimmy. you got very feisty. >> jimmy: i got angry watching the show the other night. i really did. i turned into you, simon. >> you're mad at me. >> jimmy: you destroyed a 13-year-old girl for your own gain. >> did i not. >> jimmy: all right, we're going to take a break here. the x factor. wednesday and thursday nights on fox. we'll be right back. [ applause ] [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on vacation,

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i heard simon has an aluminum mansion of some kind. like a trailer like that trailer will smith had in the middle of times square, like his trailer, three of them would fit in yours. >> yeah, it was too big in new york but too small in los angeles. >> jimmy: how big is your trailer? >> it's really big. >> jimmy: like how many square feet? enormous. >> jimmy: how about you guys, jimmy? >> folding chair. >> jimmy: folding chair next to the bathroom? >> yes. >> jimmy: does simon let you visit his trailer? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: summoned? >> we have a tourist thing. i let them go on the tourist bus and they can come inside with that. >> i call it going to the principal's office. >> jimmy: does it feel like that? oh, it does, really? >> i have a nice dressing room. it's not as big but i don't have to compensate for anything. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: sounds like things are going swimmingly between you. what's going on with that guy who hosts the show? what is that story? can we send him back to england too? i mean, really? >> what's going on? >> jimmy: i feel like a grinch this christmas. my heart has shrunk many sizes. it will come back. >> you have changed. i like you more. >> jimmy: oh, you do? you might be the only one. well, thank you so much for coming. simon, paula, nicole and l.a. reid, the judges from "the x factor." we'll be right back with anna faris. ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, the kooks. you know our next guest from "lost in translation," "brokeback mountain," "the house bunny," and all four of the "scary movie" series which, i believe, made her an honorary wayans brother. her latest is "alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked." >> whoa! >> mine! >> stop it, stop it, stop it! look at us. one day on this island and we've become animals! >> jimmy: that's her right there. it opens in theaters friday. please welcome anna faris. [ cheers and applause ]

you look great, thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it was your birthday a week and a half ago. >> yes, yes, it was. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: we all have them. did you have a big party? >> we had a huge party. i decided to do -- sort of do it right. usually, i'm in denial about my birthday. it's november 29th so it's right after thanksgiving. >> jimmy: right. >> everyone's tired and grumpy and nobody wants to celebrate. so, but this year i was like, you know, want to have a big party. so we had a big party up in washington state which is where i grew up with my husband and i. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah, i love it. really? >> jimmy: they just like states. >> but and there was drama. >> jimmy: oh, there was? >> there was drama. there was a little drama right

on the dance floor. >> jimmy: on the dance floor? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, my two cousins were all the same age. and -- which is 17. >> jimmy: what are the cousins names? can you tell me their names? just their first names. >> i can tell you. they might be mad at me. but lauren and cannon. >> jimmy: lauren and cannon. they sound like models. >> and they're big like washingtonian dudes. everyone up there is pretty hefty. >> jimmy: you mean sturdy when you say that? >> yeah, yeah, they're all tall and -- their wilderness men. anyways so my cousin lauren told my other cousin -- and i'll use gentler language than what was actually happening. but pansy-ass mama's boy.

so my other cousin grabbed him by the tie. >> jimmy: by the tie? >> the tie, punched him in the head. and -- at the time, we had hired a photographer who thought that it was kind of a sweet sentimental family reunion moment, like everyone was sort of hugging each other. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we have these photos of my cousins getting into a fight. oh, priceless. 'cause there was a moment where it looked like they may be hugging but -- >> jimmwho was the mama's boy, lauren or cannon? >> cannon. >> jimmy: was cannon's mother there? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what did she do? >> it's not looking good. >> jimmy: really? >> i think everything's okay now. but my ma'am got involved because -- yeah. yeah. my mom -- bless her little angel heart -- i know she's watching. she -- she decided to get

involved because she thought that cannon -- she thought -- i don't know why she thought to get involved but my husband's brother is a cop and he, like, zoomed in, broke everything up right away. >> jimmy: good. >> and my mom thought that -- >> jimmy: he was joining the fight? >> yes. >> jimmy: i see. >> attack him -- >> jimmy: his gun and shot him with it? >> pounding on his chest. like, you know -- >> jimmy: wow this sounds like something you'd see in the movie. this isn't it sound like a really family -- >> they're going to be mad at me. >> jimmy: then blew out the candles? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's the worse they're going to do grab you by the tie and punch you? wow. are lauren and cannon, will they be invited to the next birthday party? >> well, i hope so. i wouldn't mind, like -- yeah, of course. you can't, like, pay for entertainment better than that, you know? >> jimmy: better than a d.j., that's for sure. and your husband for those who don't know, your husband chris

is on the show "parks and recreation." >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what did he get you for your birthday? >> he -- my husband bought me a compound bow which is -- it's like a weapon. >> jimmy: a cross bow? really? >> it's like a full-on -- yeah. >> jimmy: to protect you against your cousins? just for, like, fun or for, like, hunting? >> i think he has this fantasy that some day i'm just going to kill like a big buck and i'll be, like, the woman of his dreams. >> jimmy: so he's a hunter? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so he the ball you a gift -- essentially bought himself a gift. >> exactly. >> jimmy: do you do that to him? >> a little bit. yeah, i guess a little bit. i get him sort of home decor things. i have this fantasy of turning our home into like a natural history museum.

>> jimmy: like the die ramas of native americans and that sort of thing? >> i like -- we've got a lot of like giods and like, you know, weird sort of skeletons and deer heads. i bought him a cat skeleton. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> i know. turns out i'm a lot weirder than anybody -- oh. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it just occurred to me because -- do alvin and the chipmunks know that you're buying dead rodents and -- >> and eating them? >> jimmy: and such? yes. >> my husband has this steadfast rule. anything he kills, he must eat. >> jimmy: wow. >> like part of his hunter philosophy. >> jimmy: i see. well, yeah. >> so we've been eating squirrel. >> jimmy: you've been eating squirrels? oh. >> have you ever had a squirrel?

>> jimmy: i've not had the good fortune to enjoy a squirrel? and any good? >> it's so disgusting. >> jimmy: i've heard it's not good. >> it's so disgusting. it couldn't be more -- it's, like, gamy but also covered in like a thick layer of greasy, like -- >> jimmy: again, not going to endear you to the chipmunk community. >> i know, i know. i've never -- i haven't had chipmunk yet but i'm open, i'm open. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like you guys are creating quite a little home for yourselves there. >> you have to company over! come for a squirrel thanksgiving. >> jimmy: i would love to. squirrels and fist fights. it sounds like a lot of fun. it's great to see you. the movie is called "alvin and the chipmunks." it opened friday. "chipwrecked." are you singing on this soundtrack? >> yes! >> jimmy: there it is. we'll be right back with music from the kooks. anna faris, everybody! [ applause ]

>> jimmy: this is their new album, it's called "junk of the heart," here with the song "how'd you like that," the

kooks! ♪ ♪ well i was sleeping only in my head slipping in and out of time and i was lifting ♪ ♪ always higher and the women of heaven sang they were singing how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that

i like it how d'you like that how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that it lifts me up what better time to take a ride with you ♪ ♪ through the universe tonight the look of sound looks much like your face and the symphony that help ♪ ♪ me sing they were singing how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that i liked it ♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that i only just let go ♪

♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that i like it how d'you like that ♪ ♪ how d'you like that how d'you like that it lifts me up ♪ ♪ ♪ how d'you like that it lifts me up what better time to take a ride with you ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank simon, paula, nicole and l.a. ried and anna faris. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night josh holloway, molly sims and music from death cab for cutie. this is their new album. it's called "junk of heart." playing us off the air with the song of the same name, once again, the kooks. good night! ♪ ♪ junk of the heart is