resting. we're always online at abc news.com. jimmy kimmel is coming up next. i'll meet you back here tomorrow night. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: when i see a pedestrian in l.a., i wonder what they're up to or what happened to them. >> dicky: christina applegate. >> you were stabbing repeatedly. this is a great story for late night tv. >> dicky: director guy ritchie. and music from jack's man kin

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about nintendo mario cart seven. the only place where road rage is legal. you can throw banana peoples after other drivers, use a propeller to drive under water or soar in the air. and to celebrate the new game for the portable nintendo 33-ds system, we have life size carts. race, guillermo? >> i am super mario. >> jimmy: of course, i forgot. yehya? >> start the engine. >> jimmy: okay. >> go! >> jimmy: oh. oh, my goodness. that was pathetic. let's look at the instant replay. look at this. i get out of the blocks so much

more quickly. it wasn't even a contest. i smoked you like a sausage. sorry, mario. >> you win this time, donkey congress, but i will get you eventually. >> jimmy: my name isn't donkey kong. it's jim. >> dicky: to learn more about mario cart seven for nintendo 3-ds, visit mario cart.com. and to find out how to win one of these carts, visit power up rewards.com in december. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with christina applegate. director guy ritchie. and music from jack's mannequin. nice, huh? yeah. you know what else is nice is all the savings you can get on cruze and traverse over there. oh! that's my beard. [ chuckles ] it's amazing. ♪ [ male announcer ] this holiday, chevy's giving more. now very well qualified lessees

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♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. oh, that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thanks for making the dangerous journey to be here with us in person. it's supposed to get windy again tonight. last week, almost half a million homes here in southern california lost power, including mine. worst of all, i should say mine. [ laughter ] the power in my house went out late wednesday night and didn't come back on until friday. everything in my freezer thawed, which meant i was forced to drink eight gallons of ice cream over the weekend. i hate to see things go to waste. i really do. the thing that bothers me most about the wind, there aren't any special uggs for it. [ laughter ] you know, if i knew i had a pair of special ugg boots to wear, i'd be excited about sitting alone in the dark for 48 hours.

one more day and i would have become an honorary amish, but i didn't make it. the wind, i think, would be a much bigger problem here in los angeles if people actually walked anywhere. whenever i see a pedestrian in l.a., i wonder what they're up to or what happened to them. [ laughter ] what terrible turn of life events forced them out of a car like normal people and onto the street. it's cold here tonight too but nowhere near as cold as everyplace else. a massive cold front stretched from arizona to lake michigan over the weekend. accuweather meteorologist jim kosek illustrated it. pay attention to the graphic and see if you noticed what i did. >> it's still a concern at least for the next few hours and last but not least all going to be the amount of snow we'll be contending with. over the western fourn co corne as we go through the morning and afternoon, a little later on or this evening over the eastern four corners. >> jimmy: looks like the space

shuttle, right? when the weather gets cold, the weather gets hot. [ laughter ] herman cain made a major announcement on saturday at the grand opening of his new campaign headquarters in atlanta. mr. cain announced that he is suspending his campaign. it was a grand opening and a grand closing at the same time. his speech at the ceremony was terrific. i'll tell you what, you can say what you like about herman cain, the man, but you cannot question his mastery of the english language. >> and i take responsibility for the mistakes that i've made. and i have been the very first to hone up to any mistakes that i have made. even if the political elites don't think i handle it exactly the way the political elites handle it, i handled it my way because that's the type of person that i am. >> jimmy: you have to admit he was the first to hone up to these things. i don't know of anyone ever honing up to it. at the end of the speech, cain said, "i am not going to be

silenced and i'm not going away." and then he got quiet and went away. [ laughter ] it kind of reminds me when someone gets voted off "american idol," they say "you haven't seen the last of me," and then sanjaya -- you know. cain blame as conspiracy by powerful democrats who are intent on destroying him for these various allegations. i don't think you can blame the democrats. i'm pretty sure they were rooting for him in this particular case. his wife gloria cain was at the speech on saturday, and she seems to be sticking by her husband no matter what. >> i am at peace with my god. i am at peace with my wife. and she is at peace with me.

>> jimmy: maybe she's not completely over it, but she was there. that's the important thing. now that he's back home, mrs. cain has a huge to do list for him, like, clean out the garage and live in it. [ laughter ] and i think that's it, but i guess he said that now that he's no longer running for president, he's going to work on a plan b, which i hope is "dancing with the stars" or "the bachelor" would be good, too. maybe b is short for bachelor. he's expected to endorse another candidate. many believe he will pick newt gingrich, which makes sense because gingrich is the only candidate made entirely out of pizza dough. [ laughter ] so, they have that. on friday, just one day before cain announced he was suspending his campaign, they added a new section to his website called "women for herman cain." you'd think he had enough women, at this point, but -- apparently there are still women who support him. one of them is his friend alvita king. she went on cnn to defend his

character. it looks like he made a great impression on her. >> he's not a skirt chaser. too many people will say unequivocably. >> unequivocally. >> unequivocably. >> unequivocally. >> unequivocably. >> unequivocably. >> unequivocally. >> unequivocably. >> jimmy: just one more time, if we could. >> unequivocally. >> unequivocably. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i could watch that all night. i am bummed to lose cain. he was the funniest one, by far. and now he's gone. cain provided us with many a laugh over the last six months, so, to honor him tonight, and to say good-bye, we put together this video tribute to the man who gave us so many wonderful moments. enjoy. >> i don't know this and i don't know this and i don't know that and i don't know this. ah, shucky ducky, i feel pretty good today. it's not a pizza deal. i'll play the game. deep dish. by the way, it's okay to call me black. black walnut isn't a flavor of the beak. when they asked me who is the

president of uzbeki-beki-beki-stan. i'm going to say i don't know. a defined -- you go first, newt. got all this stuff twirling around in my head. >> anything else that you want to say just to clear the air, as you say, and get this off your chest about that topic? >> nope. why can't we just get along? i'm that brother from another mother. there is no way for me to say uneqivocally he was trying to pigeonhole on -- i'm sorry, blitz. i meant wolf. okay? stupid people are ruining america. we need a leader, not a reader. don't even go there. excuse me. take a chill pill. i never said i would use any special precautions. 9-9-9. doing fine. >> jimmy: 9-9-9. >> that's not the price of the pizza. 9-9-9. ♪ i am america ♪ one voice

♪ united we stand >> jimmy: miss him already. he's like a comedy angel that's blessed us and then flew away. but when god closes a herman cain, he opens a tiger woods. tiger woods won a golf tournament this weekend, his first win in more than -- [ applause ] more than two years ago on the night his ex-wife ran over his penis with an escalade. is that what happened? [ laughter ] there was a funny moment on the 18th hole. tiger teed off. listen closely. >> tiger parred it through the first three rounds. zach has had some big success with a birdie and the eagle which ended his round yesterday. >> mashed potatoes. >> what was that? somebody screamed mashed potatoes? >> jimmy: i think they did scream mashed potatoes. bring that guy everywhere he plays. apparently it's good luck. could be a new beginning. the tournament he won isn't a big tournament and the competition wasn't great, but it

could set him up for a comeback. and while not everyone is rooting for tiger, some of his biggest fans are, and in honor of him, they salute him. >> congratulations, tiger, we miss you. >> been way too long tiger. welcome back, big guy. >> congrats, tiger. we've missed you here at hooters. >> welcome back to golf. >> love you. >> i miss you too, mr. tiger. >> jimmy: all right. that's the guy who makes the mashed potatoes for all his tournaments. later this month, the republican candidates for president will face their toughest debate moderator yet. on december 27th, the conservative news organization newsmax will sponsor a debate moderated by donald trump. that's right. he's the perfect choice. you want someone who will keep the attention not on them but focused on the candidates, and they'll have a slightly different format for this debate. candidates will have one minute to answer the question, and then trump will get an hour to respond. [ laughter ] how is he going to do this?

donald trump can't even moderate his own hair. he's going to -- jon huntsman and ron paul have already refused to participate in the event. huntsman said he's not going to kiss trump's ring or any other part of his anatomy. and ron paul said the selection of a reality television personality to host a presidential debate is beneath the office of the presidency. which, i disagree. i would like to see snooki host this thing eventually, but i have a different perspective. and if the promos are any indication, it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun. >> coming december 27th, the only debate that matters. >> sadly i'm going to have to fire one of you. it is my decision, and i'm going to make the decision. >> the donald trump presidential debate. >> who is your weakest player? >> asking the tough questions. >> if you were me, who would you fire? >> the first person to fire is bernanke. >> he spent three or four years in jail. this is really bothering you, isn't it?

>> the donald trump presidential debate. on december 27th. someone's getting fired. >> turn off your television. that's all you get to see. >> jimmy: why is he calling meat loaf or mitt loaf? there is a -- guillermo, how are you, by the way? guillermo had a baby on thursday. his first baby. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you tired? >> yeah, very tired. >> jimmy: have you been getting up and breast-feeding the baby? >> no, my wife help -- i'm helping changing and, you know, trying to put him to sleep. >> jimmy: you do like this? you got to slow down. you can't -- >> no, i do it like this. >> jimmy: you do it like that? he's good? he's cute? >> he's cute. like me. >> jimmy: you still like him? >> oh, yeah, yeah, but it's very hard. >> jimmy: every time guillermo says, he looks like me, thank god. how do you say egomaniac in spanish? >> egomaniac. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah.

this is good. there was a fantastic new special on tlc last night called "virgin diaries." this is a documentary, they follow the lives of virgins in their 20s and 30s. the best virgins were an engaged couple. ryan and shana were saving themselves for marriage. not only did they not have sex, they didn't kiss before marriage. although you'd never know it if you watched them. >> there's no stopping them now. >> they can't stop kissing. it's like -- oh -- >> i can tell she's been holding back and now she's not. >> oh, it was definitely worth the wait. oh. i waited 27 years to find the man i'm going to marry and express my full love to him. it's just beautiful. >> jimmy: i don't know if i'd use the word beautiful, but --

like watching a mother bird regurgitate food into her chick's mouth. and while the kissing was all well and good, the wedding night is what everyone really wanted to hear about, and needless to say, ryan and shana were raring to go. >> i got lingerie, i got things, i got plans. i don't know about him, but i got plans. i've been thinking about it for awhile now. >> i'm actually looking forward to sleeping in, i'm so tired. >> jimmy: why do i have the feeling he brought lingerie too? [ laughter ] i would have liked to have watched this show with tiger woods or herman cain. that would have been good, right? 9-9-9. okay. so here's the moment of truth. after waiting for more than a quarter of a century to lose their virginity, they finally did what i call "it." how did you like it, guys? >> it really wasn't like the movies. >> they make it kind of like -- >> they make it seem simple and it just happens. >> yeah.

>> it was good, but i guess not quite as good as i was expecting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next time maybe try it with each other and see how it goes. i wish them many years of awkward fondling. oh, here's some shocking news for nfl fans. a member of the oakland raiders was arrested. [ laughter ] do you believe that? on thursday, linebacker rolando mcclain was arrested and charged with assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and firing a gun inside the city limits after he allegedly held a gun to a man's head and fired it next to his ear. this is -- there's rolando being put in the squad car. looks like an "esquire" shoot to me. [ laughter ] there's somebody who knows how to turn a frown upside down. one more thing, this is another crazy gun story. a guy in utah was shot by his own dog.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, a very talented director whose latest project "sherlock holmes: a game of shadows" opens in theaters december 16th. guy ritchie is here. and then with music from this album -- it's called "people and things" -- jack's mannequin from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by armie hammer, jeri ryan will be here, we'll have music from t-pain. and later this week, jeremy renner, jane fonda, russell brand, judy greer and music from both chevelle and lukas nelson and promise of the real. so join us all this week. when she's not pretending to change the tv diapers of her new tv baby, our first guest changes the real diapers of her new real baby in her real home. either way, she goes through a lot of diapers is what i'm trying to say.

you can see her alongside will arnett on the show "up all night." watch it wednesdays at 8:00 on nbc. please welcome christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you had a baby. that's good news. >> yes, i had a baby. >> jimmy: very exciting. right? it has to be -- >> incredible. come on now. >> jimmy: you do like her? >> i like her enough. >> jimmy: have you come up with a name yet? >> her name is sadie. >> jimmy: like 10 months old now. >> she has teeth so i'm hoping that -- yes, she's 10 1/2 months old. she's beautiful and silly and funny and changing every day. >> jimmy: sadie is a good name. it's like an old-fashioned name that seems to be making -- has a resurgence. >> yes, or it's susan atkins' alias from the manson family but

that's a whole other thing. we won't go there. i like to think of -- >> jimmy: that makes me wonder because the baby's father is martine -- >> martine. >> jimmy: from porno for pyros, the base player. >> or as lorne michaels calls it porno for pirates. >> jimmy: i like that. well, that's -- first of all, having a baby with a rock star is shaky just to start with. i mean, you have to be very careful. that's why i've never done that. but -- do the guys from poron for pyros buy you, like -- do they buy you baby gifts, or --? >> we have not gotten any odd gifts from the guys from -- do you just like saying porno for pyros, is that why -- >> jimmy: i do like saying it, yeah, but -- >> who doesn't like to say porno and talking about a baby at the

same time? >> jimmy: maybe somebody taking the kid in for a tattoo? >> no. >> jimmy: no shower from the guys? >> no. very normal. very normal, by the way. he's very normal. he doesn't look it but -- >> jimmy: you had a big birthday. i hope you don't mind me mentioning it. is it something you -- you don't care about that sort of thing. >> it's on wiki. you can't escape the fact that i just turned 30 -- oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good, because -- i think, you know what, that's good. i don't think anybody realizes you're lying. but -- >> did you have a big party to celebrate your big birthday? >> martine threw me a party. >> jimmy: martine. >> i always get that wrong. he threw me -- ha, ha. they threw me a really nice thing at the set and -- >> jimmy: oh, really, at work? >> yeah, no, i had a couple different things, but there was

a celebration at the set that was really wonderful. >> jimmy: what did you do? what did they do for you? >> what did they do for me? they had a lot of dancing chickens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. why? >> 40, if you get chickens -- yeah, well, it's kind of a long story. there's a -- i own a chicken suit, okay. it goes back -- the story keeps getting -- >> jimmy: how long have you had it? >> i've had it for a few years. >> jimmy: okay. >> because we were going to send a singing telegram to this girlfriend of mine and we called the restaurant and the guy is like, well, what does -- what kind of singing telegram are you talking about? and we said, well, the company says that they have like a broadway person or they have a chicken, and the guy said, oh, don't get the chicken. it's not nice. it's rude. so ever since then this chicken has -- >> jimmy: of course you got the

chicken. >> the chicken has been appearing. anyway, any time someone leaves or has a birthday on the show, i dress up as the chicken and come out to music and violate them. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] >> so that's been the tradition for the past couple months. >> jimmy: did you purchase this chicken suit -- >> i own my own chicken suit. >> jimmy: or commandeered it from the guy -- >> no, i have my own. so, for my birthday, they one-upped me and, like, all the crew members, five or six crew members dressed in chicken suits and did, like, choreography and this whole to-do. >> jimmy: like a foster farm commercial. >> it was so bizarre. if anyone had walked onto that set at that very moment, they would have been like, what the -- are these people doing? >> jimmy: did you have a party of your own or was the chickens it? >> that was it. no, i had a party a few days later that was very nice. >> jimmy: you went to see the cure? >> oh, martine took me for my birthday to see the cure a couple weeks ago. >> jimmy: is that a band growing up you loved?

>> oh, god, when i was 13, i was obsessed with them. >> jimmy: did you paint your face white? >> i wasn't like that. i was not very gothy, but it was wonderful. they played their first three albums in their entirety and then had three encores. so, it's a long -- it's a very long night. >> jimmy: a long night. that is your review of the show? [ laughter ] >> well, it was fun. actually we sat there, martine and i were watching everyone and commenting on how difficult it must be to be a goth in southern california because it must get really hot. with all that like makeup and like black and tight -- >> jimmy: think how great your skin looks like when you're older because you've been covered with grease paint for so long. >> can you imagine a goth sitting on the couch and watching tv? like, that, just in many mind -- we were talking about that because it's a bizarre pack sure to me. >> jimmy: there were people

dressed up? >> yeah, there were the goths and then old folks like ourselves. but during the third album, basically the third hour, we took a nap. >> jimmy: where? >> in the theater. >> jimmy: in your seats? >> yeah. we may has well have had a banner that said "parents" across our forehead because we were so tired. we're at a concert, whoa, okay. >> jimmy: that's when you know you've hit a major landmark agewise. when you're sleeping at the concert. had you seen the cure before? >> i did. i actually saw them a few times when i was 13. the last time i saw them was at the forum here in los angeles when i was 13. and it was a guy actually -- a guy started stabbing himself before the concert started, so that was kind of my memory. >> jimmy: what? for real? >> he came down from the side and -- we thought he was doing some shakespearian performance but he was stabbing himself repeatedly. this is a great story for late

night tv. [ laughter ] it's so much funny -- funnier in my memory. >> jimmy: oh, it's hilarious. give us a little time to sit with it. >> he lived though. >> jimmy: and he stayed for the encores. [ applause ] we're going to take a quick break here. when we come back, we'll talk about your show "up all night" with will arnett. christina applegate is here. we'll be right back. it's so nice to spend time, just you and me.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. christina applegate is here. guy ritchie and jack's mannequin is on the way. has your real daughter met your tv baby daughter? >> yes, well, there's two baby daughters. they're twins and, yes, she's met them, and she loves them. >> jimmy: she does. >> she loves them, but the problem is sadie is a little rambunctious, so always trying to pull their hair and stuff and -- >> jimmy: she hates them. >> she hates them. >> jimmy: she's probably not old enough now to kind of flip out when she sees mommy holding another baby. >> no she's okay with it. she's very tactile, so for her pulling hair is getting to know you. >> jimmy: keep telling yourself that. [ laughter ] >> that's all it is. >> jimmy: and punching is just a way of saying hi. >> punching you in the back is a way of saying i love you. >> jimmy: i was thinking about the cast of "married with children." you're all doing really well. >> it's kind of crazy.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ed o'neil is on -- >> "modern family." >> jimmy: katie seagal, i saw her the other day -- >> on "sons of anarchy" and won the golden globe. i don't know if anyone saw that but the moment she won and they panned over to ed and he was almost crying. it was a beautiful moment. >> jimmy: he can't have been sad that he didn't win that category. it was for a woman. >> he was happy for her. >> jimmy: he was happy for her. oh. [ laughter ] >> he was happy for her. >> jimmy: david was on the cover of "l.a. magazine." he's like a nightclub promoter. it's crazy. do you get together with these people at all? >> you know, we've done these reunion things where we sat together and talk to each other every so often. it's hard because now everyone is so busy. but -- >> jimmy: so no. >> so no. but when we're in a room together -- we did a shoot last

year, i think i was pregnant, we just went back into our old roles together. >> jimmy: do you ever think you'll speak to will arnett after this show is over, "up all night"? >> i may not talk to him again after today. >> jimmy: the show is very funny. do you enjoy doing it? >> i love will. i love it. >> jimmy: he's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i love will -- and maya, they are just incredible. >> jimmy: i hope you're able to make it through these -- while your baby is still young and you're having to work. >> it's an interesting balance but you do it. >> jimmy: you hear that, guillermo? it's an interesting balance but you do it. >> it's hard but it's good. >> you let your woman take naps. >> jimmy: you let your woman take naps. >> i do, i do. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. well, thank you for being here. christina applegate, watch her on "up all night." wednesdays at 8:00 on nbc. we'll be right back with guy ritchie.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back.

still to come, jack's mannequin. our next guest is a fine director. you know his movies "snatch," "lock, stock and two smoking barrels" and his latest project starring robert downey jr. is called "sherlock holmes: a game of shad dopeows." >> i agree, it's not my best disguise but i had to make do. >> jimmy: the movie opens december 16th. please say hello to guy ritchie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to meet you. >> nice to meet you, too. >> jimmy: i liked the movie a lot, by the way. i saw it and thought you did a good job with it. >> thank you very much. i wouldn't be here if you didn't. >> jimmy: you might. you might. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's true, i might. >> jimmy: you know -- are you one of those guys that goes and likes to see the movie with a

regular audience, sneak into a theater, anything like that? >> the honest answer is yes. the answer i usually give is no. >> jimmy: why? >> well, because something strange about a guy that really enjoys his own work. so -- nevertheless, i'm sort of like an alcoholic. i end up creeping in through the back door. and then i'm there, am i really here watching my own movie, like an alcoholic in an alcoholic store with a bottle of vodka, but that is me in the movie. >> jimmy: in a way you're not necessarily watching the movie so much as you're watching the crowd enjoying your movie. i don't see anything wrong with doing that. >> no, i'm there to watch the movie. >> jimmy: when your name comes up on the credits, do you stand up and applaud? [ laughter ] then, in that case, you have a problem. [ laughter ] >> i won't give you the honest answer. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, please. now, robert downey jr. is a great actor, he does a great job in the movie. is he -- is it easy to be his

director? >> no. >> jimmy: it is not. [ laughter ] why not? >> rob is a frustrated director anyway. but also he's a powerhouse of creativity and hates the word "no," so -- and i'm the guy that has to say no. so, you know, we're like brothers, and we wrestle and we're both passionate. >> jimmy: have you actually wrestled with robert? >> yeah, i have. >> jimmy: you have. really? why? >> he likes to wrestle. >> jimmy: i see. >> he likes to dress up as a woman. he likes to wrestle. >> jimmy: do you like to wrestle and do you wrestle while he's dressed up as a woman? [ laughter ] >> getting quite uncomfortable in here. >> jimmy: yes. does he require validation or is he a guy that goes, i know i'm great? i don't need -- >> jimmy, he is an actor. >> jimmy: he's an actor. they all do? >> you know, we need -- i mean to a degree that's what a director is there for, to confirm you are doing something that is worthwhile.

so i'd be in trouble if he didn't need some affirmation. >> jimmy: you started out directing low budget movies, so low budget that your mom had to make the costumes and that sort of thing? or? >> yeah, the first thing i did was 250 bucks. by the way, i told this to a guy yesterday and he said, oh, so, that was your salary? no, that was 250 bucks. so we started out from there, 250, 500, 1,000, literally i've worked my way up the ladder up till now. >> jimmy: and how are these movies different from -- besides the fact that you obviously have -- >> a lot more zeros. >> jimmy: and a lot more money. do you operate -- is there anything you do the same that you did for those films? >> sure, yeah, i still run it the same way. >> jimmy: do? >> yeah, still run it the same way. >> jimmy: even though it's not your money this time around? >> yeah, that hasn't sort of got its way out of my system. i like to run it like -- i like it to be as efficient as i

possibly can and i like to tell a story. when i used to make music videos, your enemy is the team, right? because they've all got their own agendas, the crew. so it took me awhile before i found out that it was me against them. so, i had to -- there's a stopwatch and it says go and when it stops, we have to be onto the next thing, otherwise it's me that ends up with egg on my face. so, that's still how i operate. i come in on budget. and robert is not mad about that, as you can imagine. but, you know, we come in on time. >> jimmy: so you determine beforehand how long it's going to take to do a scene or set it up and then you hit that thing and everybody has to make that deadline? >> yep. >> jimmy: what if they don't make the deadline? >> it's a good question. now, i'm careful to make sure no one calls my bluff on this, right? so, if it looks like i'm going to come unstuck, you know, it's like three, instead of being thr

three, two, one, it's three, three and a half. i stretch it out so no one ever calls my bluff. and most of the time, they're like kids. and actually i read in one of those magazines how to look after kids, it's a countdown, as long as you got a countdown, it works. >> jimmy: a lot of your films, not the sherlock holmes films, but in a lot of the films, you have these ne' er-do-well characters, and as americans we think of -- i don't want to speak on behalf of all of us, but there is a general presumption that our ne'er-do-well characters are a lot more ne'er-do-well than your ne'er-do-well characters. but if you watch your movies, these -- you might be persuaded otherwise because there are some real bottom of the barrel type people. now, are these based on real people that you know, these characters? >> yeah, more or less they are. >> jimmy: they are. and these people you associate with? >> by default. by default. >> jimmy: because of the films? >> yeah, i mean i'm interested in subculture and what ends up

happening, one of those subcultures is criminality, so one way or the other, i ended up hearing various stories, which were like fantastic stories and you don't believe they're true. and then you find out that they are true. >> jimmy: what's something that's true that you took from one of these -- >> like in "snatch," there is a sequence where people are fed to pigs. and that's a way of getting rid of bodies. all you got to do is remove -- i heard this firsthand, and i thought this had to be fictional, but you have got to shave the hair of the body and then you got to pull the teeth out, and after that the pigs do the rest and go through bones like it's butter and that is how you get rid of bodies, right? and there is a guy that does that, and that's what he does for a job. >> jimmy: what, no? >> well, that was my reaction, right? but that's what happens, and i'm sure you have pig farms in america and -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, the whole country is practically a pig farm. [ laughter ] we even --

>> now you know why. >> jimmy: great to meet you. you did a great job with the movie. i'm sure everybody will go see it. "sherlock holmes: a game of shadows." opens december 16th. guy ritchie, everybody. we'll be right back with jack's mannequin.

>> jimmy: this is their new album called "people and things." here with the song "release me," jack's mannequin. ♪ ♪ i've been running such a long time i've been hiding from the truth ♪ ♪ i been battered been broken been buried now i'm death proof death proof ♪ ♪ and i've been known to take a big chance but i can't waste another shot at redemption oh ♪ ♪ i'm ready don't let me go passing through the wrong hands the wrong hands ♪

♪ when my confidence is in crisis mode your fingertips well they know the code ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪ ♪ unless you let go ♪ i've been waiting for the sun to shine another winter ends the winter's starting over ♪ ♪ we met beside a land mine waiting for the wind to blow ♪ ♪ now i'm in trouble with these friends of mine the change was in my blood ♪ ♪ i lost my sense of direction i dragged us to the bright light life was like a tv show ♪

♪ my fuse is set i'm pressing go your match is lit but it's burning slow ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪ ♪ i'll be nothing but sand falling down through your fingers to the ground below ♪ ♪ through your fingers to the ground below ♪ ♪

♪ i've been running i've been running i've been running such a long time ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left come on release me ♪ ♪ release me take another piece of me and there won't be another left unless you let go ♪ ♪ unless you let go unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ ♪ release me unless you let go unless you let go ♪ >> jimmy: i want to thank christina applegate, i want to thank guy ritchie. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, armie hammer, jeri ryan and music from t-pain. this is their new album. it's called "people and things." playing us ohe