jimmy kimmel is coming up next. and we'll see you back here tomorrow. good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: if aliens exist, i hope this is the first transmission they get from earth. >> dicky: jeremy renner. >> jimmy: a baby brother? >> i'm 40, i got a 6 month old baby brother. poppa's still pimping. >> dicky: judy greer. >> jimmy: evil or regular stepmother? >> i'm going to try to keep them guessing. >> jimmy: how many jobs can a person do? forget wall street. these protesters shou

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tonight -- jeremy renner. judy greer. and music from chevelle. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as luck would have it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching, thank you for coming to see us. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. our announcer is dicky, our band leader is cleto, and guarding the door, my friend guillermo is here. [ applause ] is everyone feeling good tonight? are you consumed with the holiday spirit tonight? [ applause ] guillermo is. i read your tweets last night, guillermo. guillermo is on twitter.

which is funny in and of itself but last night, do you remember what you tweeted last night? >> yes. >> jimmy: last night, guillermo asked for help -- asked the twitter verse for help with a gift idea for his mom and he tweeted "what should i buy my mom for christmas?" and then, a few minutes after that, tweeted "i think i will give her money so she can buy whatever she want." and then, like three minutes after that, he tweeted "money and tequila will be perfect." [ laughter ] they say that is the perfect gift for mom. [ applause ] isn't that what you got her for mother's day? >> yes. >> jimmy: what is your twitter name for those who might want to follow your shenanigans? >> i am guillermo. >> jimmy: no one is more guillermo than you are. we have a fun plan for the holidays. after halloween, i issued a challenge to the parents of

america. i asked parents to tell their children that while they were sleeping, they ate all their halloween candy. all the candy that the kids collected on halloween, i asked them to videotape the reaction and post it to youtube. we, we got some great responses. our favorite of which features two young brothers named c.j. and jake. >> do you see how much i had? i went to a lot of houses. >> i know. i ate it all, it tasted so good. especially the peanut butter cups. >> you sneaky mom! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that video has now -- it's been seen, viewed almost 24 million times on youtube alone. one of the biggest viral videos of the year. so, i'm issuing a new challenge tonight for this holiday. if you have kids, what i would like you to do is find a terrible present. it could be pencil. could be one sock. it could be one shoe. it could be a salad. if you have a little boy, it could be a princess costume for your little boy. [ laughter ]

something they will not be excited about. wrap it up and tell them you're going to give them one present, the best present of the year, a couple of weeks early. and then, post their reaction when they open it to youtube, with the title "hey, jimmy kimmel, i gave my kids a terrible present." that way we'll be able to find it. and if we like it, we'll put it in the show next week. and it will be fun. and our pain in the ass lawyer is asking me to say, you shouldn't harm any people or property while making this so -- or ever really, because it's illegal. let's do this. let's get something going for christmas here. hey, speaking of youtube, i saw a video today that could change everything. i've been doing this show for, it will be nine years in january and i've been on -- [ applause ] thank you. for a long time. almost 14 years. so, i work with some very talented people and we work pretty hard. harder than you might guess to bring you funny stuff. but this morning, i had a revelation and that is no matter how hard we work, no matter how

long we're on the air, there's a very good chance that we will never be able to top this. [ laughter ] i mean, it's -- [ applause ] it's simple and -- i'm planning to hand in my resignation in the morning. if aliens exist, i hope this is the first transmission they get from earth. hey, here's a holiday story that people seem to be talking about a lot lately. at a school in michigan, a teacher there was trying to get her students to sing the song "deck the halls" but when they got to the line about donning gay apparel, the kids would laugh, because they are kids. so, to fix the problem, the teacher changed the lyrics to the song to don we now our bright apparel, which, to me is even gayer, but what do i know? [ laughter ] and then word got around, some

of the parents found out about it and were upset, they complained to the principal, who agreed with them and had a talk with the teacher. i guess it's all settled now. but it's kind of dumb. but if you are singing christmas carols in the first place, you have no right to laugh at the word gay, okay? and secondly, the gayest part of that song isn't the word gay, it's the fa-la-la part. ♪ fa-la-la-la ♪ that's the part they should be laughing at. if you are going to single out weird christmas lyrics, there are weirder ones. "later on we'll conspire?" it sounds face they are planning to kill someone. "in the meadow we can build a snowman?" after the murder, they want to build a priest out of snow. to marry them. it's an old song. the word gay means happy. there's nothing sexual about it. and i do want to say, by the way, i buy all my gay apparel at american apparel, because i -- [ laughter ] god bless usa or something?

[ applause ] yeah. hey, do we have any fans of the oprah winfrey in our audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] remove them! this will be exciting for you. on the cover of the january issue of "o magazine," dr. oz will make an appearance. the first man ever to appear on the cover of "o magazine." meanwhile, poor stedman can't even get on oprah's christmas card. [ laughter ] and of course it isn't just dr. oz. oprah is with him, because she has to be on -- legally has to be on the cover. there they are. the issue is devoted to oprah's digestive system. they say if you are examine oprah's colon, you're in her inner circle forever. while we're on the subject of dr. oz he did something very strange on his show this week and it has me wondering if there are enough topics relating to health to sustain a daily talk show.

>> i have built for you, for the first time ever on our show, your own giant rectum. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a nice gift. i'd like to see the memos they send to the guys that work in the "dr. oz show" prop department. we're going to need a giant rectum today. the cover of the january issue of "playboy" magazine featuring lindsay lohan has been leaked online. dr. oz is on the cover of this one, too. [ laughter ] no, this is -- this is it. on the inside of the magazine, she's naked, but then, we're all naked on the inside, aren't we? [ laughter ] lindsay was reportedly paid $1 million for the pictorial. i don't like that she's in "playboy." because i still think -- i guess i'm just going to assume that's her evil twin from "parent trap" on the cover. [ laughter ] i'm also planning to steal that particular issue of the magazine and then claim i was just borrowing it. [ laughter ] some interesting tv rumors today.

multiple sources are reporting that ryan seacrest is being considered as a replacement for matt lauer if he decided to leave "the today show." earlier this month, ryan seacrest was informed there was a show on tv that he doesn't host and he became very angry. [ laughter ] and his agent set up a meeting. how many jobs can a person do? forget wall street. these protesters should be occupying ryan seacrest. [ laughter ] it's -- [ applause ] maybe there are a bunch of ryan seacrests, like santas at the mall? ryan's helpers? and besides that possible gig ryan might have more kardashian shows to produce soon. the chairman of the company that owns the e network says they are planning multiple spin-offs of "keeping up with the kardashians." there are now more kardashian shows than there are kardashians.

one of the spin offs, they say, would star bruce and kris jenner's two youngest daughters, who are 16 and 14. if your mom has to drop you off at your reality show, are you old enough to have a reality show? they've released promos for the new lineup. if you thought this was hard before, we're in for a lot of work. >> this spring on e, it's an all kardashian lineup. on monday, kendall and kylie go shopping. on tuesday, kris jenner goes shopping on kris jenner goes shopping. on wednesday, kim and khloe surprise kylie, kris and kendall. on shopping surprise with kim, khloe, kylie, kris and kendall. and on friday, dozens of innocent people are trampled on khloe can't control her inner kangaroo. all kardashians, all the time, this spring, only on e. [ applause ] >> jimmy: catastrophe is what it is. so, that's good news.

you know, last night on the show, i was talking about the accident that happened during the taping of the show "mythbusters." did you hear about that? they shot a cannon ball and it flew into a neighborhood, it went through some people's houses and cars. we showed some video of headline news anchor robin meade talking about this story. at the end, we had the cannon ball come in and hit her, too. so, this morning, she showed a clip of us showing the clip of her from her show on our show on her show -- it's confusing, but here. this is what happened. >> did you watch on jimmy kimmel last night? >> yeah, i was going to say, i saw a different version of that story on late night tv last night. >> here's what jimmy did to it. i've seen that show, it's fascinating but what was the myth that they were trying to bust? >> jimmy: it's still -- still going. >> that is some good editing. >> it's amazing. you got right up after that

happened. you are a trooper. you sprung right up. >> all right, look at this. a high school -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, if she shows that tomorrow, it could go on forever. your move, robin. there's an event later this month that i personally can't wait for. on december 27th, donald trump will moderate a debate between republican candidates for president. or at least that was the plan. ron paul, jon huntsman and mitt romney have all said they will not participate. and today, rick perry said he won't participate, either. here's his announcement earlier today. oh, wait a minute. hold on. i think that is -- that is not the video. that's -- [ applause ] different video. perry said he isn't skipping the debate because he has a problem with donald trump, he's just really bad at debates, so -- actually perry gave three reasons for declining. first, he needs to concentrate on campaigning. second, there are already two other debates scheduled for that week. and he forgot the third one. [ laughter ]

oh, i remember. he said, "i doesn't need donald trump to make me look stupid." [ laughter ] you know what trump should have done, told him it was an nra-sponsored anti-gay rodeo with free beef jerkey. he would have shown up for that. so far, the only candidates who said they will attend are rick santorum and newt gingrich this is just like when donald trump turned 6 and no one came to his birthday party even though they had free pony rides for everyone. that doesn't really happen. and one more thing. it's thursday night and it's time for our tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> donald trump is meeting newt gingrich at trump towers on monday. a source close to trump tells news 4 he suspects gingrich will [ bleep ] trump's [ bleep ]. >> baseball's biggest [ bleep ]

is headed to the big a. >> i'm still going to [ bleep ]. i'm just going to [ bleep ] a different way. >> the actor was booted from an american airlines flight after reportedly [ bleep ] off the captain and the crew. >> we're going to eat [ bleep ]. >> we are going to eat [ bleep ]. >> i have to be committed because i [ bleep ] a [ bleep ], so i'm going to do it. >> when she was in high school, she had a contest to see who would [ bleep ] the most boys. >> yeah? >> and she won. >> being vice president is not worth a bucket of warm [ bleep ]. >> i have to get to the tooth fairy and talk to him about [ bleep ] a [ bleep ]. you would think a guy like him would have better oral hygiene. >> finally, make sure you [ bleep ] the host of the party before you leave. and follow up with a hand [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: excellent advice. we have a good show for you tonight. from "the descendants," judy greer is here. we have music from chevelle. and we'll be right back with jeremy renner, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program, a very fine actress, whom you can see opposite george clooney in the movie "the descendants." judy greer will be here. and then, with music from this brand new album called "hats off to the bull." chevelle from the bud light outdoor stage. we have a nice lineup for you next week. robert downey jr., anna faris, josh holloway, molly sims, kathy griffin, all the judges from "the x factor." simon, paula, nicole and l.a. reid. we should get that little girl that got kicked off tonight, too, rachel, yeah. and we'll have music from the kooks, death cab for cutie, young jeezy, and lenny kravitz. so, please join us next week. our first guest tonight is a terrific actor and, as a result of that, a two-time oscar nominee. on december 21st, he joins tom cruise and a dumpster full of

explosives in the new movie "mission impossible: ghost protocol." please say hello to jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> hey, hey. >> jimmy: well, hey, i know, there's a new baby in your life, but -- since the last time you were here. >> yes, there is. >> jimmy: not your own. >> i didn't do it. >> jimmy: not your own. >> my dad still making it happen. >> jimmy: you have a baby brother. >> yeah, i'm 40 and i got a 6 month old baby brother. >> jimmy: wow. dad is really -- he's still going, isn't he? >> he might be disappointed that i haven't done anything so he felt like -- >> jimmy: he's having his own grandchildren? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's self-sufficient. >> hey, man, if you can still do it, i guess. >> jimmy: how did dad break this news to you?

>> well, his name is theo. >> jimmy: the baby's name? >> yeah. he goes, you got a brother named theo. i'm like, awesome! can't wait to meet him. >> jimmy: just like "the cosby show." [ laughter ] and you have spent time with theo? >> yeah, i got to see him at my sister's wedding. he was hanging on my dad's little papoose or something, whatever he was wearing, you know, those -- strange, seeing my dad. >> jimmy: how many brothers and sisters do you have? >> i'm the oldest of six. >> jimmy: the oldest of six. okay. and do you think there will be more after theo? >> you never know. poppa's still pimping. i don't know what's going on. >> jimmy: will you be asked to babysit theo? >> i hope not. [ laughter ] no no. i'd have to be around for that. and there's a -- i have a bad track record with -- >> jimmy: you do? >> with baby things. it's a running joke in the family. i -- with my goddaughter, who is

very close to -- i took down to l.a. with me, she was about 2 years old and i was by myself, i was starving, as an actor but i wanted to remain close to her so she didn't forget me. this is right when i moved to los angeles. and i -- she went down for a nap, so i needed to go get her some pb and j for a meal so when she wakes up. so, i locked the door and i leave. >> jimmy: oh, no. this is why people should never leave their children with single guys. >> yeah. but -- i was gone for literally two minutes. the store, i lived next door to a liquor store. to go set get some p and j. i come back, there's a puddle of pee, she couldn't get back in the -- the door locks automatically so when it left, it woke her up, she came out, couldn't find me was crying took off her clothes, peed. >> jimmy: that's what i do. >> that's what i do, too. always try to get back inside to go to the restroom. and, you know, the amazing uncle

renner failed miserably. >> jimmy: did you keep this -- i guess you didn't, because if they know about this -- >> yeah, i kept it secret for a few years but -- she had trauma also, because while i was -- [ laughter ] this is not my fault, this part. not my fault. i was -- my best friend was watching her while i was -- had to go to acting class. >> jimmy: even better. great. >> couldn't bring her to class. so, the toilet exploded. >> jimmy: what? >> the plumbing it rally, it shot up rocks and all sorts of fun debris and filled the whole house with sewage. and she was on the toilet when it happened. >> jimmy: oh, now she's on the toilet. >> i don't -- i only bring this up because the fact that -- when she went home, finally, i drop her off, she's amazing, i love, i love my little angel. okay, bye-bye. and she wouldn't pee on a toilet for, like, six, eighth months.

and she didn't know why. my sister never told me. she finally told me some odd time later she's like she has a real problem with going potty in the toilet. i'm like, oh, so strange. i mean, i don't know why. >> jimmy: i wonder if it has anything to do with the cartoon geyser that came shooting out of mine. you reverse potty trained your goddaughter. that's terrible. >> terrible. that part wasn't my fault. >> jimmy: nobody knows what to do, though, until you learn. i guess until -- really. >> i knew better. i grew up the oldest of all these kids and grew up changing diapers. i mean, i guess i knew better. i just thought i could get away with it. >> jimmy: i see. again, but they trusted you enough to let you take their daughter by themselves, which, of course -- to me, it's their mistake, just to start with. [ laughter ] >> with a bottle of jack in my hand, come on, baby. >> jimmy: i know you are from modesto, california. will you go home to visit the family for the holidays? >> yes, i will. i'm actually very excited about that. i missed thanksgiving but i'll

be there for the holidays. >> jimmy: what animals did you have when you were growing up there? >> you know, the random dogs and things. but it wasn't until later on in life when -- probably like a teenager, like junior in high school, we decided to get a ranch. >> jimmy: dressing? >> my mom's not a rancher. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, with no ranch experience, they decided to get a ranch? >> yeah, my step-dad at the time, i guess, was into it or something. i have no idea how it happened. i was a teenager, i was focused on chicks and my motorcycle, whatever. anyway, so, now all of a sudden we have 200 coups and we have goats and a pony. random, i don't know where they came from. i go in the backyard and there's a new animal there. and we had, my favorite was a little pigmy goat named sugar. albino mini goat that was pretty tremendous. thinks it's a 2,000-pound bull it jumps on everything. >> jimmy: they are nasty

animals. >> those are the good ones. and the other goats, i think the demise of the goats, the male goats when they're in heat rivals in smell the 200 sows ss we had behind them. >> jimmy: they stink? >> brother -- >> jimmy: they smell like a goat. >> they'll clear a city. >> jimmy: really? >> it smelled more than a goat. [ laughter ] it's -- go balls? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. it's not exactly relatable. >> well -- i don't know -- maybe the sweat -- >> jimmy: you think it's coming from there? >> it is coming from them. i mean, we're ready. that's what they're saying. >> jimmy: really? >> come to me and my musk. >> jimmy: and does it work? >> didn't work for us. >> jimmy: did the goat get any of the animals pregnant? any of the pigs or anything like that? >> i wasn't out there watching. come on. i told you, i was focused on -- >> jimmy: well, sure, of course. >> my grades. >> jimmy: you were not focused on -- >> my studies. >> jimmy: not goat balls,

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>> as i catch you. >> now! >> you sure about this suit, right? >> pretty sure. >> yeah, you're pretty sure. >> jump. >> oh, god. >> jump. jump! >> jimmy: oh, there you go. jeremy renner. "mission impossible: ghost protocol." when tom cruise says jump, you have to jump. >> you have to. you have to, man. >> jimmy: you shot some of this movie in dubai. what is -- people keep saying oh, you have to go visit due bye, but -- really? it doesn't appeal to me. i don't know. >> you know, it's -- it's kind of like vegas, without the fun, you know, part of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great. >> depends on what you consider fun. don't get me wrong.

we had our own sort of fun outside of, like, it's not vegas by any means but what they do have is these -- we did in one day is, like, for example, there's a -- you think, vegas, everything is big, bigger than life. and so there's this waterpark at this atlantis type of hotel. we go on the water slides and tom closed down the park for the crew to say thank you. >> jimmy: of course he did. >> to say thank you. we're running around in our shorts and one of the inner tube rides goes through a shark tank and so you're in this clear glass inner tube and the sharks are swimming all around you. and i'm like, okay, that's kind of cool. you can go upstairs and jump in the tan wk them and feed the sharks. and the rays come up and you feed them which is really creepy. so, we get out and we're eating coconut thing with a straw and the thing, somebody is rubbing my feet, i'm like which's going on here? tom is like, hey, man, you want to go skiing? like, right around the corner, there is this mall that has an indoor ski slope. there's two ski slopes in this

thing. >> jimmy: with snow? >> yeah, in a mall, by the gap. so literally we're walking through the mall dripping wet in our board shorts and flip-flops and now we're looking for mittens. and ski gear because we're going to go skiing. this is literally within 20 minutes. we are now skiing. you stop off at t.g.i. friday's, kind of at the middle of the slope and you grab a little cocoa and you keep going up. come own down. it's the strangest thing. this is in the span of four hour. then, you want to go go-kart racing? i'm like let's save that for tomorrow. let's go surf in the sand dunes. that sounds amazing. tomorrow. tomorrow. >> jimmy: spread it out. >> we did all these things. >> jimmy: did you do the go-karts? you have to do. >> we did. another thing tom put together. he didn't get to do a lot of the stuff. >> jimmy: he didn't? >> he was busy with the action stuff. >> jimmy: i see. >> these are the few things that we did do together as a group. there's this go-kart track and it's really nice. and the whole crew, the stunt crew.

very competitive guys. >> jimmy: right. >> and one of them has his son there, the stunt guy, and also -- young kid, he's 16. and he's a pro go-kart or whatever you want to call it, racer. and, you know, people kept asking, you and tom competitive racing around the track? i'm like, no we were getting our butts handed to us by this 16-year-old kid. so, i'm like, tom, maybe he juiced up his cart? he knows these things. so, i'm going to distract him. you jump in his cart. that didn't work. he still was smoking us. i was going to slash his tires. really conspiring to slash his tires, just hurt him. he was crushing us. you know what, he's probably 50 pounds lighter than us. definitely because he's lighter. >> jimmy: it is probably because he's lighter. >> got to be lighter. >> jimmy: and he beat you then even after that? >> yeah. yeah. it didn't work. nothing worked. >> jimmy: tom cruise is insane, isn't he? i mean he's not scared of things that the human brain is supposed to be scared of.

he thinks they're fun. >> i suppose, yeah. i think he likes a challenge. >> jimmy: yeah, that's -- >> he likes a challenge. >> jimmy: that's one way of saying it, yeah. because we did a thing once where we zip-lined off the building and for him, it was the simplest thing in the world. >> look what he does for a living, man. >> jimmy: i guess. but e know what? when you're an actor, you think, oh, they're really not this action hero. they're just an actor pretending to be an action hero and then they are having makeup put on and having their feet rubbed like you were saying. [ laughter ] >> well -- >> jimmy: tom cruise like might actually be changing into a super hero costume at night and fighting crime. >> he does not sleep so he very well may be. >> jimmy: he probably does not sleep. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, great to see you. congratulations on all the success. again, the movie -- are there ghosts in the movie? >> no, that's just us. >> jimmy: "mission impossible: ghost protocol" opens everywhere december 21st. jeremy renner, everybody. we'll be right back with judy greer.

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u. and this movie could win an oscar because of you. >> if i was you i would stick with that and say "yes." >> you get kind of maybe, type cast is not the right word but -- >> pigeon holed. >> i always kind of play the best friend, which is awesome. i made a goal for myself a couple years ago i was going to try to be the best friend to all the jennifers. i did garner lopez and aniston, so awesome. and now i'm ready to move on to the kates. that would be grate and the ultimate best friend would be

cate blanchett but she never has a friend. she never has a sister or confidant or friend. >> why do you think that is if. >> she's so cool. she didn't need one. she can do it all by snooers maybe you should do georges. >> i could be his best friend. >> or lopez. >> who else? >> curious george would be way good one, too. >> what about a last name of george. >> phillies george? and jeff george, the quarterback. i could go on forever. >> what about -- king george i'm pretty sure is dead. >> i think i've seen his gravestone. >> next week you're one of the people that announce the sag awards, the screen actor's guild on tv so you stand there and read the nominees. >> that's what they're telling me. >> and they're a good chance you could be reading your own naum. >> maybe, we'll see, i don't know. >> one way or the other.

>> the thing is, i feel like i could throw my name in there. >> of course, you could. >> i think i might. we'll see. >> have you thought about how you will react if -- in either way? >> i'm going to cry. >> no matter what. >> i've decided i'm going to cry if my name is read and if it isn't so that will be fun if i i'm going to have a breakdown on live tv. >> and you're getting married soon? >> yes. >> congratulation. >> thank you. >> how is that goinged? >> i don't know. i have very -- one of my breast friends is a wedding coordinator, that's her job. she has her own business. we met in college and we didn't like each other at first so i'm really glad now that we stayed friends. she's working for free like. the stuff you have to decide

when you plan a wedding. i didn't know. what about place cards? >> yeah, you have to put those out. >> why can't everybody just sit where they want. >> no. >> then clooney is -- like your drunk uncle can on his lap. >> maybe section people off. >> i have a celebrity table? >> you do? >> no. that feels so weird. >> have people started give yog gifts? >> yes. i have a no-gift policy. >> yes. we have a website so people know where to go and if they valet or not. and it says, no gifts. everyone is buying us gifts. >> don't buy us a gift. >> but what have they sent you so far. >> i was excited about the crock pot i got alreadiable with but i

didn't want it. i didn't. >> but when you get it. >> i feel like i have to return it. i got that. >> so europe going to keep the crock pot? >> yeah. i'm make din they are morning for that night. >> your fiance' and correct me if i'm wrong, has two girls? >> no. kan girl and one boy. a 15 year old and a 11 year old. the 11 year old is hey boy. >> i'll be a step mom. >> will you be evil or -- >> i'm going to try to keep them guessing. i don't want them to count on anything. >> are they impressed that you're in the movies and on television? 123450 not at all. this cool thing happened when i did "two and a half men" and last friday night we had the taping and the christmas party

and i brought the kids. they got to meet ashton kutcher, that had to be cool, right? >> was he in a towel or did he have clothes on. >> no, he had the thing on his thing. >> the rest of it. >> ain't was covered. it was covered by the thing. he was so nice. we asked him questions and i was like, i want to write him a thank-you twitter. >> something bad mapped and he decided to stop tweeting. >> we're not talking about that. >> so you're still drinking coffee. >> and george clooney, this is the second movie. >> we're pretty close. >> you were in "three kings" with him? >> yes, i was. >> everybody that works with him says he dislike him intensely. is that true? >> yeah. he is actually like one of the nicest people walking on the planet. >> is he invited to the wed

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f to the bull." here with the song "face to the floor," chevelle. ♪ ♪ to pick up the tip doesn't mean a lot feel inside your drugs if we own the night ♪ ♪ then spread it out or pack up without a clue well, cause by their own and by default ♪ ♪ time to find the noose

like your face being forced to the floor i got a taste ♪ ♪ of the benefits five foot change there's no better way to hash it out ♪ ♪ so let's set up your time to bail well cause now the cracks should we intervene ♪ ♪ i hold this albatross like your face being forced to the floor when either way ♪ ♪ you're way too close

to it all pay up never wait them out cover me up take it all ♪ ♪ take it all you're my last take it all the way right back down ♪ ♪ you less bless pay up never take it all