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♪ movie is gina carano who i've when i have school. and work. [ cheering ] every morning. seen fight. she's great. she does a great job in the it's faster and easier than coffee. ♪ movie too. $8,635! when i have school. it's her first movie, right?se and work. >>en fy first tim every morning. she's great. she does a great job in the it's faster and easier than coffee. movie too. [ male singer ] h&r block. ♪ never settle for less every afternoon when that 2:30 feeling hits. it's her first movie, right? >> entirely first time acting ever. i have to confess, i'm an out it's faster and easier than coffee. was that cinnamon you put in the dessert? and out fan. every afternoon when that 2:30 feeling hits. like a real fan. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i sign my chest fan. introducing new sobe life water. -every day. -every day. i had to get her to sign things. every day is a 5-hour energy day. i geeked out.ou seen her for great tasting hydration fight live? >> i have. which can really be a lifesaver >> jimmy: i've seen her fight if you got stranded on, oh, -every day. -every day. live too. >> it's unreal. let's say, a desert island. every day is a 5-hour energy day. >> jimmy: it's a bloody mess. >> she's so sweet. then she goes in and corn rows [ male announcer ] 5-hour energy. every day. the hair. it's like she becomes a killer. >> jimmy: you have to fight her? [ male announcer ] 5-hour energy. every day. >> yeah. th hair. >> i am stranded on a desert island! it's like she becomes a killer. it's sobe lifewater with coconut >> jimmy: you have to fight her? water pacific coconut, one of >> yeah. >> jimmy: that has to be strange three new delicious flavors! to fight a woman just to start jimmy! with. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, you're so programmed >> i am stranded on a desert your entire life never to hit a island! woman. i grew up in the south. that's just not hea even though they probably do it are. >> jimmy: you mentioned that,

yeah. down there. and i don't do that. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. still to come, music from hu huh >> it's sobe lifewater with but then it comes time to her. in his role as "the bachelor," coconut water mango mandarin. actually have to smash a bottle our next guest enjoy also on her face. the kind of erotic buffet once sitting across from me. reserved only for kings, jimmy. >> jimmy: what? sultans, professional golfers >> i'm stranded on a desert like, i can't do this. and then she called me thep" and charlie sheen. roses in hand, he's working his way through 25 women including isla island. >> jimmy: let me guess, it's sitting across from me. sobe lifewater with like, i can't do this. two caseys, two coconut water mango mandarin. and then she called me the "p" lyndsies and two ambers - watch >> you are right! >> jimmy: i had a feeling. it monday nights on abc. word and it became a lot easier. oh no! where do we work? >> jimmy: poppy? i always get myself confused >> come on, poppy. another one, i think you missed. with jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: had to muster up kind >> oh no! i am stranded on a desert island! please welcome the bachelor of the -- >> as soon as i did it, i >> jimmy: i'm gonna close this ben flajnik! now. realized i made a huge mistake. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: introducing new sobe the look that came back in her eyes made me do a lot of lifewater with coconut water. calculating in probably one nano three delicious new flavors all second. i'm like, i can get to the door, with a splash of coconut water. sobe. >> jimmy: what's happening? how are you? flavors with benefits. get out of here and hold the >> good, my man. door shut for a little while till she kicks it through. >> jimmy: everything's good? >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to try to back in two minutes with the it was a lot of calculating. get into your soul right now. bachelor ben flajnik, music from uh huh her and channing tatum. >> jimmy: i always thought it oruld be, you , in a for those who don't know, you're my contacts are so annoying. fight scene in a movie where the on "the bachelorette" last hero and you win w a l bfould c season. >> right. they're itchy, dry and uncomfortable. >> jimmy: i always thought it >> jimmy: and you actually got would be, you know, to be in a down on one knee to propose to i can't wait to take 'em out, fight scene in a movie where the throw 'em away and never see them again. hero and you win would be [ male announcer ] know the feeling? something i'd watch over and ashley. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which she should not

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so it's a have to. ♪ >> jimmy: so you're just committed to this. >> exactly. >> jimmy: as an artist. >> committed to the cause. an artist. ♪ one too many... >> i goto exactly. >> jimmy: we don't know -- obviously you're done taping the [ male announcer ] it's time to reclaim your garage. whole show. >> yep, yeah. >> jimmy: we don't know who the all-new passat. you're with. if you're with anyone. the 2012 motor trend car of the year. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: maybe, and i think if ♪ seek your way and go anyone could do this, maybe pick a couple of the girls and you're living with them in a threesome. the 2012 motor trend car of the year. >> it's funny you say that jim wilson? because last week when i'm here is the chase freedom 5% cash back watching this thing i'm seeing you get on amazon.com purchases. this girl on girl action, wow! and your kindle fire. thinking, where was i when this thank you. was going on? >> jimmy: really. do you have any bubble wrap? >> i don't get to see activate your 5% cash back at chase.com/freedom everything. >> jimmy: you didn't know any of that? >> obviously, it's a big house. so my conversations are lengthy, in different parts, but i don't get to see everything. >> jimmy: would you have been up for that if a couple girls decided to take to the fantasy suite? >> i think any man in his right mind probably would. >> jimmy: very good. now, you're living up there in sonoma where everybody knows you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and everybody knows >> dicky: from hollywood, it's what's going on. "jimmy kimmel live"! there are probably

tonight -- ex-girlfriends roaming around. channing tatum. >> no, not in sonoma. the bachelor ben flajnik. >> jimmy: you had them all and music from uh huh her. with cleto and the cletones. deported? >> san francisco -- i reside in san francisco. but the winery's up in sonoma so ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live i'm up there four days a week. and now, by the way, the majority of my time is in here's jimmy kimmel! san francisco. >> jimmy: your ex-girlfriend is coming to the show. [ cheers and applause ] why? >> i don't know if it's an ex-girlfriend. it's someone people will recognize. that's for sure. i can't confirm it's an ex-girlfrie ex-girlfriend. >> jimmy: is it oprah? >> yes, it could be oprah. >> jimmy: obviously you can't tell us who you're with. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. what i do want to ask is -- we hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. see some of these women. thank you for watching. for instance, blakely, blakely welcome, everybody. i know. appears to be insane. love is in the air tonight. can you feel it? i hope you can. and yet it doesn't seem like you i really do. the bachelor is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] know that yet. >> clearly i have no idea what he's here to make one of you his i'm doing. after week two -- i mean, you've just met these women and you fiance. [ laughter ] and then in six months another have, you know, brief

of you his fiance. conversations with them and you try to trust your gut and you go those of you in our studio with your instinct. audience hasn't seen tonight's clearly i haven't been doing episode of "the bachelor." that good of a job. >> jimmy: did you know all the other girls didn't like her? abc has once again managed to >> no. >> jimmy: no one said, hey -- find a dangerously insane and/or >> no. >> jimmy: she's terrible, this damaged group of women. one, nobody rolled their eyes or and once again trapped a anything? >> no, because my conversations seemingly nice guy named ben in with these women, what i think a house with them and his are great, you know, and things are going wonderfully but the mission is to try to get out of relationship with the house is it alive. there's some real nuts in this something that i don't get to bunch. i don't think at this point ben see. >> jimmy: i got you. nobody clues you in on that has any idea who they are. partly because they're pretty stuff. >> no, no. >> jimmy: okay. good at pretending they aren't now, courtney who is the model crazy. and possibly -- argument you partly because any time one of them starts to talk, he sticks could say is the most physically attractive of the bunch. his tongue down their throat. were you surprised to see her i wasn't be surprised if he behaving the way she did makes out with me when he gets tonight? >> it's surprising to see all of out here. these women and how they i'm keeping my fingers crossed. [ applause ] interact with each other. >> jimmy: she particularly said -- she was almost like saturday in a shock turn of events for his one-on-one date twisting the knife a little bit. >> sure. >> jimmy: she's like, how does it taste to have those words tonight, ben choels the model, a come out of your mouth? woman named courtney. >> sick burn. they shot the whole season of that's a -- you know. the show already but we're only those moments are tough to watch

on week two as far as the with any of these women because in your mind you want all of viewers go so i'll sit here and them to get along. tell ben which women i think are but that's not the case. demons and for all i know he's >> jimmy: sometimes i think you would watch it and go, wait a engaged to one of them. minute, are these women the other girl lucky enough to competing for me? get a personal date with ben i is that really what they're in like, her name is casey b. it for? do they want to beat each other? ben and casey went to a movie >> i don't know. theater in his hometown of i still don't know. >> jimmy: are you with one of sonoma, where unbeknownst to them now? them the movie they're about to >> that i can't tell you. see was their own home family >> jimmy: you can't tell me videos. >> so we sit down and -- all a that. but is it possible that -- well, i guess -- i don't know, i guess you can't answer that. i was going to say something to sudden i hear -- my laugh. the effect is it possible what you see on television will affect your state of mind right from when i was like 3. now? and then all a sudden it's is my >> that's another tough question. because you feel like you've dad and i playing when i was gone through this process. i felt like i navigated it little. accordingly and correctly to my standards anyway and i have no regrets in how everything played all a sudden, the music changes out. you watch these things and you can't help be affected by them and i see ben's name. because they're things that [ laughter ] happened. whether or not you can look past them, i don't know. >> jimmy: true or false.

the girls that none of the girls in the house like are always >> jimmy: you know, smoking helps you lose baby fat. bad? >> false. >> jimmy: false? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? there are two girls named casey interesting. see, i think that's the thing. on the show this season. same thing with the guys too. casey s. and casey b. if all the other guys in the they use the initial from the house don't like the guy, that's last name to keep them straight a very bad sign i think. like you do in first grade. it seems i don't know ben i think it's the same with the women. >> it's hard. himself was ben f. when he was the guys are different. my experience on "the on the "bachelorette" last bachelorette," the guys kind of bro down and it becomes season because there was another ben. it seems silly. fratern it's a lot of casey b.s. if you fraternal. there aren't a lot of enemies. the women -- it's different. ask me. i would force a decision right they're much more catty. at the top. i don't want to generalize or week one, i'd say, pick a casey. anything like that but they're very competitive. that way we don't have to spend >> jimmy: it does seem like the next eight weeks listening there are more guys who will hang out with each other. to this. >> i think my dad would like >> right, like constantine and casey b. i, lucas, we're all high fiving. casey b. casey b. how was your date? that kind of thing. casey s. casey b. casey s. casey b. but it's very different. >> jimmy: maybe it was that kind casey s. courtney. of laissez-faire attitude that ashley reacted to. >> exactly. >> jimmy: the women who didn't >> jimmy: ashley's been watching "the bachelor." get to go on one-on-one dates with ben tonight went on a group are you aware of that? date where they were asked to she was tweeting about it act in a play written by tonight. >> really? >> jimmy: i think that's got to schoolchildren. the bachelorettes had to be weird, isn't it?

audition for the kids who wrote >> i don't think so. the play. i talked to j.p. last week when bakley who is hated by just i was in new york. about every woman on the show, >> jimmy: you did. will you go to the wedding? wore a somewhat revealing outfit >> if there's an invitation, for the audition. it got mixed reviews from the sure. >> jimmy: if there's a wedding, never mind an invitation. you know how these things go. play wrights/kids. i would like to predict my final >> her outfit today, we got lots four. your final four. i guess you should have them. of -- >> i'm not sure i would wear the i predict casey b. will be in striped romper with a very tight your final four. she seems nice. fitted chest area in front of i predict lindsay c. will be in children. >> that girl with the -- uh, your final four. like -- i wasn't a fan of hers. >> okay. >> jimmy: she's the one that came in on the horse. i predict nicky will be in your final four. and i predict the evil courtney >> thank you. >> she did good. will be in your final four as [ applause ] well. and who knows, maybe you even picked courtney. >> jimmy: i think we found our and then, who knows, maybe she next bachelor. tried to stab you in your sleep. will you accept this lollipop? >> who knowns. the contestants on the bachelor >> jimmy: you know. you just won't tell us. have a new challenge this >> that's true, i do. season. i'm sworn to secrecy. on top of trying to impress ben, >> jimmy: because you're afraid they have to snuggle up to his you'll be sued? they won't sue you. jack rustle terrier. nothing will happen. his guy's name is scotch. what are they going to do, ben sometimes takes scotch on really? send mickey mouse to your house to kill you?

>> i don't have that kind of dates. scotch is so popular he's apparently getting his own show. money. >> jimmy: let's just be done with it. tell us what happened. >> bachelor ben flajnik isn't it's going to make it a lot easier on you. >> you're right, you're right. the only one looking for love. >> jimmy: if there is a wedding, his little dog scotch is will you have it on television? >> i don't know. sniffing for a soul mate too. i don't know if my tv days are 25 dogs in heat frolic in the done or not. hot tub, lounge on the bed, rub >> jimmy: i predict you will not. i think you have no idea why you their butts on the carpet and did this in the first place. share romantic adventures all over the house. who will get the bone and who will get the boot? [ applause ] >> you know what, you're and one puppy playmate may not absolutely right. >> jimmy: well, i hope it all be what she seems. worked out. i'm sure it will all work out abc's "the bow-cheler, on the for you. ben flajnik, everybody. the bachelor. thanks for being here. leash of love." be right back with music from hu huh her. only on abc. [ applause ] bachelor ben will be here later. channing tatum is here too. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not -- there's a lot of reality shows premiering tomorrow. it's the new hampshire

republican primary. fortunately, we won't have to see any of the contestants in a hot tub. saturday's debate aired here on abc and it was nice because it gave us a chance to see the human side of these usually serious political figures. >> we thought we might jump in on something personal. saturday night, again, as we meet. >> so if you weren't here running for president, governor perry what would you be doing on a saturday night? >> i'd probably be at the shooting range. >> instead of being shot at. >> yeah. >> speaker? >> i'd be watching the college championship basketball game. >> football game. >> i mean football game. >> i'd be doing the same thing with my family. we'd be huddled around and we'd be watching the championship game. >> it's football, i love it. >> jimmy: unfortunately for all them, not only wasn't there a college basketball championship saturday night there wasn't a college football championship on saturday night either. the college football championship game is tonight. two nights later. but it's fun watching them pretend to be guys, right?

what i want to know is who's the bonehead who gave rick perry a gun? man can barely operate his belt. did you see tim tebow throw that 80-yard touchdown pass? [ applause ] tim tebow threw an 80-yard touchdown pass to jesus to beat the steelers in overtime last night. the play of the day for me yesterday came from the wild world of bowling at the pba world championship qualifier in las vegas. >> you got a little bit more of a better handle of things. starting to figure things out. fagan lurking. oh, my goodness grachs! gracious! the damage he did to the oil over there. not to mention -- and stefl esteem. >> jimmy: that is rough. he did not advance to the next round but he's got an excellent chance to win the $10,000 grand prize on "america's funniest home videos."

the most exciting thing to happen in bowling, right? that's why it's important to lube your fingers with chicken wings before you bowl. i'd like to send congratulations to beyonce and jay-z who teamed up to impregnate one another and give birth to a baby girl on saturday. a baby beyonce if you will. the baby's name is blue ivy carter. they came up with the name by combining their favorite color, favorite president and favorite poisonous vine. blue ivy sounds like a strand of >> jimmy: this is their latest medical marijuana, doesn't it? or a slurpie maybe? cd called "nocturnes," here witn blue ivy is 7 pounds, reportedly happy, healthy and already nominated for six grammys and a it just begun ♪ people's choice award so congratulations. [ applause ] in other exciting celebrity parent news, a big announcement this morning from the gosselin compound. kate gosselin is giving her fans a unique opportunity to join her on a cruise to the caribbean. so your move, somali pirates.

[ laughter ] being trapped at sea with kate gosselin and her kids, that doesn't sound like a vacation to me. it sounds like a punishment from ♪ this fight it kills us in a a greek myth. free fall tickets range from $1900 to more than $3,000 per person. or you can just go to walmart ♪ this fight it kills us in a and listen to mothers yell at free fall their children for free. you take the as you might expect, kate is innocence from people ♪ bringing' camera crew along to possibly turn the trip into a free fall reality show. i saw the promo for this. you take the innocence from people ♪ it looks like they might actually have a decent idea. >> 3,000 passengers. ♪ i am compelled one reality show legend. they've had enough of her ♪ i am compelled attitude. >> i don't get it. >> but only one will be lucky to go alone now enough to throw kate gosselin to go alone now overboard. kate, kate, human bait. your breed i've seen only on discovery. it with my own eyes ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that's going to ♪ now you made me your enemy

be a great show. one of the best ones ever. rapper known as snoop dogg ran the battle's on get out your guns ♪ into some trouble with the law over the weekend. ♪ give me some love police in texas found just under half an ounce of marijuana on his tour bus. maybe you'll see that under half an ounce? this is not enough maybe they arrested him for you will see us in ♪ disappointing them. ♪ the place beyond snoop dogg should have at leetch least a pound of marijuana on you can come if you want to him. it happens to be the same town come if you want to where willie nelson got busted love something ♪ in 2010. ♪ you can come if you want to they really have it out for guys come if you want to ♪ with braids i guess. ♪ you are so careless with your kingdom the drugs were found hiding in you always throw away the -- they had them hiding in the trash can of the bus. the great ones ♪ a drug sniffing dog found them. ♪ but you told me snoop dogg betrayed by a snooping dog. the irony is almost i'm the one mind-boggling. but it did happen. this is crazy. arresting snoop dogg for smoking i just need someone pot is like arresting the sun to believe in ♪ for sunshining. it's what he does. [ laughter ] here's another entertaining drug-related arrest. a man in wisconsin was arrested ♪ you cannot rule for drinking and using drugs with integrity near a park which you cannot do. you break my heart you break my heart ♪

and it may be hard to believe ♪ give me some love but he has a funnier name even maybe you'll see that than snoop dogg. >> a medicine man with an this is not enough unusual name is in jail tonight in trouble with the law once you will see us in ♪ again. 30-year-old beezow doo-doo ♪ the place beyond you can come if you want to come if you want to ♪ zopitty bop bop bop is facing drug charges. ♪ love something >> jimmy: quite a name. gwyneth got really drug, listened to some jazz and named you can come if you want to a baby, right? it's a fun name. come if you want to ♪ even more fun was hearing every local newscaster in the united states try to pronounce it. >> beezow. >> beesow sopitty bop bop bop. >> beezow bop bop bop. >> beezow zopitty bop bop. >> zopitty bop bop. >> beezow doo-doo.

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