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out with the old, in with the new. we're the new. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- cuba gooding jr. sarah hyland. and music from big freedia. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. that's very nice. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] hi, there. i'm the host of the show. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. all the encouragement. i appreciate that.

everybody feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, how are you? >> doing great. >> jimmy: did you sleep well last night? >> so-so. >> jimmy: yeah. guillermo has been getting up very early since his son was born last month. and you started tweeted at about 4:00 a.m. today. >> that's when he gets very fussy. >> jimmy: do you tweet while you hold the baby? >> no. while i'm watching him. >> jimmy: okay. guillermo's first tweet this morning, if you're not following him said, i hope stop raining in los angeles. i haven't walked my dogs for two days. [ laughter ] just right off the bat, it hasn't rained here since monday. >> that's two days. no, yesterday, it was very cold, too. [ laughter ] they don't like the cold. >> jimmy: when you don't walk your dogs for two days, where do they relieve themselves? in the house? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. when you look at your dogs, do you see giant sausages, like in the cartoons? >> no.

>> jimmy: okay. i ask this because guillermo then moved on to his favorite subject, which is food. good morning, friends. i haven't eat a hamburger in two weeks. that's good for us to know. then, he said, yesterday, i went to this places called baffalo wild wings. great wings. i ate like 1,200 calories. [ laughter ] what is a baffalo? is that part banana/part buffalo? some type of a hybrid. >> no. it's buffalo wild wings. >> jimmy: okay. and then, he said, yesterday, after work, i went to the gym and burn like 500 calories. you know, you have to workout for a long time and very hard to burn 500 calories, right? >> well, i did one hour on the elliptical. and like ten minutes in the treadmill. and then, i did the -- like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. >> they told me that every hot wings is like 100 calories. >> jimmy: oh, they did?

>> yeah. i had like seven, plus two bud lights. >> jimmy: and then, his next and final tweet at 5:17 a.m. was, i'm getting hungry, i think i will go back to sleep. see you soon. did you dream about baffalo wings? >> no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, if you saw the show a couple weeks ago, guillermo promised to lose ten pounds by february 28th or said he would shave off his mustache. do you think you'll lose the ten pounds? >> so far, i lost two. >> jimmy: i have a feeling you haven't even lost two. i don't know why. >> i have that feeling, too. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. the mustache will grow back. >> yeah. >> jimmy: president obama gave his annual state of the union address last night in washington, d.c. i watched -- did you watch this? did the supreme court justices really need to wear their robes to that? it seems unnecessary. president obama sometimes likes

to make a joke at speeches like this. and usually, he's kind of funny. but last night, he released this lead balloon. and watch for the sarcastic move one of the congressmen makes at the end. >> we got rid of one rule from 40 years ago, that could force some dairy farmers proving they could contain a spill because milk was somehow classified as an oil. with a rule like that, i guess it was worth crying over spilt milk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congressman jason chavitz, of utah, with the imaginary rim shot. guess he didn't know the camera was on him. although, that wasn't the only part of the speech he did that. >> jackie bray, a single mom from north carolina, who was laid off of her job as a

mechanic. >> jimmy: a very weird sense of humor, right? the problem with a joke like that is, you shouldn't -- it's okay. you don't attempt it in front of a tough audience. what you need is an audience like this. >> with a rule like that, i guess it was worth crying over spilt milk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's more like it. that's the congressional delegation from funky town. there's a new episode of "american idol" on tonight. tonight's auditions were held in aspen. where else better to find talent than a snowbound town, that's 400 miles by icy road to the nearest city. many came out for their shot at fame. and to see their first black person, randy jackson. you know, the contestants on "american idol" are always so

excited when they hear they're going to hollywood. you guys are hear in hollywood, right? what do you think? it's a rat hole, right? [ laughter ] it's nothing to get excited about. it was the usual "american idol" audition show. some good contestants. some terrible. and some who got upset. tonight, to mix things up, we took the auditions and combined it with the video of a flintstones cartoon. >> and we met 23-year-old joshua chavis. ♪ i tried to beat you just like i melted ♪ ♪ i fell like through the cracks ♪ ♪ and now, trying to get back i'm yours ♪ >> it just ain't there. what do you think? >> terrible. i mean, dude. singing, no, dude. no, no.

>> stop following me. get [ bleep ] back there. >> i understand -- >> jimmy: tried to sing along with the bird beak record players. microphones made out of parrots. this is pretty good. this is a home video from a guy named charles. apparently he shot this in the hospital before his wife was about to give birth. let me tell you something. if i ever wind up with a baby inside me, this is the guy i want to go with me to lamas class. ♪ breathe right hoo, hoo ♪ ♪ what you gone do baby hoo, hoo ♪ ♪ that's how i breathe now what i'm talking about ♪ ♪ it's about to go down contraction ♪ ♪ what you talking about

breathing ♪ ♪ breathe a lot facebook ♪ ♪ charles baby ♪ ♪ hospital mirror ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how kanye west was born. there's a big change coming to facebook in the next couple of weeks. facebook users probably know, in september, the site unveiled the facebook profile page, which they call timeline. or more fittingly, waste of timeline. this is a timeline of your life, starting when you were born. and detailing all the major events to happen to you. your school. your job. your relationships. it's revolutionary because it allows your friends and co-workers, to see drunking photographs of you, not just from last night, but any point in your existence. so far, it's been an optional feature. but facebook informed users it will move all of them to the

timeline format. and it also informed them that they would like it. [ laughter ] facebook really should stick to doing what it does best. which is letting people know that their exs got fat, right? but the change is mandatory. again, i don't know how you make it mandatory. how are they going to force you to update your facebook page? i suppose they'll have to do something like this. ♪ >> freeze. >> facebook police. >> you haven't changed your profile picture in four months. why not? >> i'll take it off. >> do it now. do it. >> the one with the dog. the one with the dog. >> okay. okay. >> that picture sucks. >> she poked you three weeks ago. why haven't you poked her back? >> we're not really friends. it's kind of weird. >> poke her back. poke her back.

>> we have a poke. all-clear. >> and accept your momma's friend request. yot being rude. [ screaming ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's something i think you'll enjoy. we had a group of young performers on the show last night called mindless behavior. they're kids. so, a lot of kids were excited about seeing them. but apparently mindless behavior doesn't just appeal to preteens. this is a guy from our audience last night who we caught rocking. ♪ >> jimmy: rock 'n' roller. it's all about the boogie.

that's what makes it -- one more thing. from time to time, we send my cousin, sal, who is -- hello, cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: we send sal and the cameras to various locations to help people who might need help. and every year around this time we send him to costco to work the merchandise return line. people get things for christmas. they want to take them back. and they can get very busy. fortunately, cousin sal was there to lend a helping hand. >> sir, i'll take you right here. >> hi. just picked this up today. and got it all hooked up. and it wouldn't connect. and i called the company. and was on the line for about half an hour. and they said this camera's defective. >> what is this? it's -- >> it's a security camera. >> like a hidden camera sort of thing? >> unhidden. out in the open. >> you're trying to catch people doing things -- >> i'm trying to watch the

house. when i'm not there. >> i got you. you capture people on surveillance and put it on youtube. >> i haven't yet. >> are you going to mess with them? >> huh? >> are you going to mess with them when you get it? >> i wanted to get a camera so i can see what's going on while we're on vacation. >> yeah. >> this camera, you can look on your phone and see what's going on at home? >> where are you going to mount the camera? >> i don't know. i have no idea. >> how about in the bathroom. and you have people over. have your friend and his hot wife. and you can catch her on the pooper. >> yeah. >> i'm trying to figure it out. >> no. >> no? >> no. >> let me check this out. >> all right. >> yeah. i can't really take this back. as you can see, it's covered in hummus. >> it wasn't when i came in. >> or is it baba ghanoush? i can never tell.

>> i don't know what baba ghanou ghanoush is. >> it's like eggplant. it looks like hummus. >> i'm not sure. >> security? is this baba ghanoush or hummus? >> that's our new edmame hummus. price check? >> yeah. we'll do a price check on that. you can't return it like this, really. >> even after you got it off? >> huh? >> even after he got it off. >> it's mostly off. but it's residual hummus. and that really pisses manufacturers off. >> okay. what can i do then? what's he getting a price check on? >> he's getting a price check on the hummus. >> no. i didn't -- >> either way, i can't return it like this. >> okay. >> all right? next, please?

>> hi. i have a -- >> i can't hear you, ma'am. >> i lost my credit card. [ laughter ] what's that mean? why do you think that's funny? >> you're so careless. [ laughter ] >> i think i gave it to you. and you have it. what? that's why. >> she lost her credit card. >> that's what happens when you get old. >> okay. well, this guy puts cameras on his neighbors in the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> no i don't. >> yeah. >> then, what do you do with it? >> i don't do anything with it. >> you think maybe your grandson stole your credit card? >> no. i haven't seen him. the whole weekend he was gone. i couldn't blame him. >> i see. why are you still here? >> i need the -- my camera. >> that's not your camera. you returned it. >> i have a receipt. i want to exchange it for one that works. that one didn't work.

>> we're having fun here. >> i'm sorry. this receipt is covered with hummus. no, no, no. >> i'm going to stay here. >> next? you're out. next? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done, cousin sal. very helpful. thank you. tonight on the show, from "modern family," sarah hyland is here. we have music from big freedia. and we'll be right back with cuba gooding jr. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] take the special k challenge. lose up to six pounds in two weeks. get your free, delicious personalized plan

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. tonight on the program, a talented, young actress, who might not be as young as you think. she plays haley on "modern family." sarah hyland is here.

and then, all the way from new orleans, with music from this album called "scion a/v presents: big freedia," big freedia from the bud light stage. you can also see big freedia live here in los angeles tomorrow night at the bootleg bar. make sure to join us tomorrow night. andre agassi will be here, as well as the very funny j.b. smoove. and we'll have music from seal. so, join us then. our first guest is a very talented actor you know from "boyz n the hood," "pearl harbor," and "jerry maguire," the movie that won him an oscar and a life-long catchphrase. you can see him now, co-starring in the george lucas-produced world war ii movie, "red tails." please welcome, cuba gooding jr. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. >> man. now, that's a -- >> jimmy: you look great. i like the vest. it's very snappy. >> this is pimpin', man.

you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: i would not have said pimpin'. but i'm going to go along with it, since you did. >> we'll get you there. >> jimmy: a couple of your co-stars were here. neyo and terrence howard. and they were talking about the screenings. three presidents saw this movie. president bush i. >> and barbara, that's right. >> jimmy: president obama. and president oprah, as well. were you at those? >> she got more money than the president. >> jimmy: definitely. she got more money than the united states. >> that's right. a little small, gaut mallen island. her -- she invited tyler perry to the screening. >> jimmy: he had his own screening? >> he had his own screening in atlanta. and that was such a big hit. snoop dogg had a screening. >> jimmy: that was probably the

best screening of all the screenings. >> i don't remember watching the movie. >> jimmy: with all of the smoke in the theater, it was like 4d, you know? did snoop enjoy the movie? >> snoop enjoyed it immensely. i promised i wouldn't do a pot joke with that. but that was funny. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: he does sometimes smoke it. yeah. >> he sleeps in it. >> jimmy: he might. he might very well. but that's a lot of screenings. is that it? were there any others? >> we did a bunch. we did 30-something screenings. >> jimmy: you leave nobody left to buy tickets. do you charge oprah for the screening? >> no. >> jimmy: you should have. >> well, you know, george is another man with a lot of money. >> jimmy: george lucas. he's not hurting for money. that's for sure. >> he wants to get the word out. >> jimmy: was it fun to work with george lucas? >> amazing. amazing to work with him. just him on the set. i was doing a big monologue on the set.

giving my big speech. you have to work on your lines. i kind of wander the set, trying to keep to myself. hey, man. whoa, [ bleep ], george lucas. how are you, sir? great. i made some comment like, well, the storm troopers didn't have this many -- i'll tell you about the storm troopers. as he starts talking, everybody leans in. like, stops working. they stop moving lights and everything. and they listen to his story. >> jimmy: they want to hear the storm trooper story. >> anything he had to say. he would have pooped on himself. that's amazing, george. [ laughter ] you don't got to wipe it. just leave it like that. >> jimmy: was it a good storm troopers story? i want to hear the storm troopers story? >> you know, i wasn't paying attention. so many people were watching. i was like, yeah. uh-huh. >> jimmy: i know your dad is a character. has your dad seen this movie? >> my dad has seen this movie, yes. le went to the l.a. screening. >> jimmy: did he like it? >> he loved the movie. >> jimmy: is he always complimentary of your movies?

>> what are you getting at? >> jimmy: is he one of those parents? my parents think everything is fantastic. >> yeah. no. >> jimmy: no? >> no. my dad, for some reason, finds it in his demeanor to make sure that i know who i am and where i am in life. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> saw the last movie. wouldn't direct the video. >> jimmy: really? >> at least you were working. >> jimmy: that's no good. then, i guess when he likes one, he must really like it. >> he really likes it, yeah. >> jimmy: does he interact with your, like, co-stars? and co-workers? and that sort of thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he embarrasses you? or -- >> well, you know, we had a premiere for a movie. he's going to be mad i tell this story. maybe not. he's probably proud. we had a screening for this movie. he's a big shrimp love. we went up the red carpet. we had the after-party. we left the red carpet. he had two bags of shrimp. dad, you know, we can buy you

shrimp. no. this [ bleep ]'s for free. that type thing. >> jimmy: does he bring the bags? >> see? see? you tell them that story. but they clapping. that [ bleep ] for free. >> jimmy: does he live near you, your dad? >> we keep him in north ridge. >> jimmy: oh, you do. he's just exactly close enough. >> just close enough to know exactly where he is. >> jimmy: i see. >> when i put on the braces on his leg. >> jimmy: how did you wind get into actor? >> he's a singer. a group called the main ingredient. [ applause ] thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: everybody plays. >> if you can book him and get him out of my pocket. that's all i'm saying. [ laughter ] ha, ha, my ass. if you can book him, or get him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you actually worked -- have you worked together? >> no. why you got to bring all the [ bleep ] up? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> jimmy said you should put me in the movie. >> jimmy: what's wrong with you? what kind of monster are you? >> i'm a monster that pays the

bills. that's what kind of monster i am. i bought him and my momma a house, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did? >> is that enough? >> jimmy: apparently not. >> and a car. >> jimmy: what else? nothing. >> everything. >> jimmy: what does he want to do? does he want to act in the movies? >> he wants to do the soundtrack. >> jimmy: why not? >> his voice is velvet, still to this day. he's like 117 years old. [ laughter ] but he can still sing. like a teapot. hits that note. >> jimmy: next time you come here, i'm going to tell you, right now -- >> you want me to bring him? >> jimmy: he can sit in with the band. and he can sing with them. [ cheers and applause ] >> you asked for it. >> jimmy: i asked for it. we're going to take a quick break. "red tails" is in theaters now. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]

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what was your question? >> what we do, how well we do it. does it matter? >> and you sign up. you get shiny boots and a uniform. and that would be the end of 100 years of bigotry. you're colored men in a white man's army. it's a miracle that you're flying fighters in italy and not cleaning latrines. any of you want to wash

yourselves out, please do so. and i'll have you on the next thing smoking back home and make room for the men who want to stay in and fight. >> jimmy: that's "red tails," in theaters now, cuba gooding jr. this is a -- it's a great story, obviously. this is the second movie you've made about the tuskegee airmen. >> the first one was an hbo movie. and it dealt with the racism they had to overcome in tuskegee, alabama. and finally, the first push. george lucas put together the amusement park raid that is "red tails." and it starts when they're at the air base. and all of the amazing things they accomplish as airmen. >> jimmy: yeah. and the oscar nominations came out yesterday, i think. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: and i would imagine you get -- >> did i get nominated? >> jimmy: you did not get nominated. maybe next year for this one. but i wanted to ask you, you gave one of the classic oscar

acceptance speeches. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that people still talk about. but i heard that you felt you embarrassed yourself. >> yeah. because, you know, you know how black people do. maybe you don't know how black people do. >> jimmy: educate me about black people. >> people that need money. >> i saw you get that oscar. you couldn't thank me? you couldn't mention my name? [ bleep ]. i forgot everybody's name. it's not about you. >> jimmy: so, that's -- >> every time i see it, i realize how i just lost my mind when i did it. >> jimmy: well, that's the way it should be. you should lose your mind at that moment. don't you think so? >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i never heard anyone be critical of it, in any way. >> it was hard to watch for many years. and i just did a radio show. and they played it, just the audio. so, i couldn't see the images. and i actually heard it. oh, wow. i was emotional. oh, wow. that was a great moment.

>> jimmy: and now, you're okay with it. >> i'm fine with it. >> jimmy: you should be okay with it. most people, that would be the highlight of their lives. what do you remember about going up on stage -- >> the highlight of my life is my kids. that's the highlight of my life. [ applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: but not -- >> and the wife, too. [ laughter ] she was involved. you know? >> jimmy: you know. >> just sat around. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. now, i have to cover, too. >> jimmy: three kids. only one oscar in the house. i mean, that's got to be more important, right? >> you have to use something to beat the kids. they see me pull out the oscar. >> jimmy: the ultimate. my dad would beat us with his academy award. >> that damn speech. when i [ bleep ] type it up. >> jimmy: to hell with that "jerry maguire." what do you remember from giving that speech? is it totally blurred? >> i remember going up there. i remember starting it. and i remember the music coming on.

and then, me going faster. and i see will smith stand up in a white tuxedo. and woody harrelson break dancing. >> jimmy: what? >> one of those moments when, this is working. >> jimmy: why was woody harrelson break dancing? >> go little negro. it was one of those moments. it was a moment. [ applause ] i just went with it. i was just, like, oh. they're not going to take me off now. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you did the right thing. maybe you can remember those people the next time around. >> yes. >> jimmy: or forget the people that got mad. cut them out of the list. >> i love you. thank you for that award. >> jimmy: you forgot to thank sweet dick? >> i did. i apologize, sweets. my car looks great still. >> jimmy: cuba gooding jr. "red tails" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with sarah hyland. we'll be right back with sarah hyland. [ cheers and applause ] he hangs here. because you don't see this everyday.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. big freedia is on the way. our next guest is not a teenager. but plays one quite convincingly on tv. you know her as the very funny haley dunphy on the emmy and golden globe-winning show, "modern family." >> i so don't want to do this. >> recently, haley got creative on one of her college applications and said she was a big sister. >> she continue lized the "b," and the "s." >> which it was. >> jimmy: watch "modern family"

wednesdays at 9:00, here on abc. please say hello to sarah hyland. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. everyone on the show has been here, except for you. >> i'm glad to know that i'm the last piece of your puzzle. >> jimmy: it's finally complete. actually, we met at a party, i think. >> we did. >> jimmy: the first time. >> i remember it very well. >> jimmy: you do? >> i do. >> jimmy: i didn't do anything weird, did i? >> not at all. not at all. i felt awful, actually. it was at a pre-emmy party the last emmy awards season. and i saw j.j. abrams from across the room. >> jimmy: yes. great director. and producer. >> everything. god maybe, who knows? >> jimmy: possibly. >> possibly. a huge "lost" fan right here. so, i kind of made my way, like beelined towards him. and realized that he's talking to the jimmy kimmel. so, i kind of look at you like, hi. and he's like, hi. nice to meet you. and i'm like, hello, j.j.

abrams. i kind of like -- i felt like because i kind of realized in my head at that moment, i thought i was coming high to say hi to you. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. >> i'm sorry. but matt was there to talk to you. >> jimmy: your boyfriend? >> yes, my boyfriend. >> jimmy: i always end up talking to the boyfriends. he was very nice, though. we had a nice conversation. >> he's backstage. >> jimmy: he is backstage. well, bring him out. i'll chat with him. you can call j.j. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have to say, it was a little bit odd to see you there at a party, drinking, because on the show, you're one of the kids. and so, you know. it's just kind of -- i don't know. i guess you get that a lot, probably, right? >> i feel i would get it even if i wasn't an actress playing a teenager because of the way i look. >> jimmy: people think you're young. do you get carded a lot? that sort of thing? >> going to vegas is a very big hassle. just walking through the casino. >> jimmy: really? you get stopped. >> i do. >> jimmy: and what do they say to you? >> there was a cleaning lady one

time. and she's like, you're not allowed to be here. i was like, you can't tell me that. you're not security. and she's like, i'm warning you. they're coming for you. okay. so, i'm just waiting for my boyfriend to come out of the bathroom. you should leave right now. >> jimmy: really? >> she was scary. >> jimmy: when did you turn 21? >> november -- on thanksgiving. >> jimmy: on thanksgiving. okay. did you have a big party? >> well, it's funny because after midnight on my birthday. so, technically, the day -- waking up into the 23rd, into midnight. technically, it's my birthday, the 24th of november. >> jimmy: right. >> so, me and my friends decide we want to go, like, drinking bowling, for my birthday. >> jimmy: just drinking and bowling? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> so, we go to pins on ventura. there's a bar at jerry's deli. >> jimmy: i've been there. yeah. >> and we call ahead to make sure that bowling's still good

and going. and they're like, yeah. it's going on until 2:00 a.m. so, we go to the -- we go to jerry's deli. and their drink -- the bartender was like, i can't serve you until the next business day of your birthday. so, i couldn't, like -- >> jimmy: are you kidding me? he looked at your i.d. and you said, it's my 21st birthday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he refused? >> he refused service. fine. let's just go bowling. we go into pins. and they're like, we're not -- we close at 1:00. and it was like 12:45. we're not letting anybody bowl now. but i called ahead. it's my birthday. and they gave me like a voucher for free bowling. >> jimmy: shoes or something. >> we still haven't gone. >> jimmy: have you considered a lawsuit? or maybe burning the place down? >> arson. that's a good thing. >> jimmy: arson is always the first option in situations like that. so, did they have a party for you on the set? were you working at that time in november? >> we weren't really working. but on my birthday, we just celebrated thanksgiving, with the producer friend of ours.

and ended up playing rap star. >> jimmy: oh, no. what a terrible birthday. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: it was? >> it was fun. >> jimmy: but the 21st, that has to be a big -- >> we ended up going to vegas a couple of weeks later. >> jimmy: you did? when you were thrown out and put in the arcade? >> exactly. >> jimmy: this was interesting. your first acting job was in howard stern's movie, "private parts." >> yes. >> jimmy: how old were you at that time? >> i was 5. >> jimmy: you played one of howard's daughters. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you remember it at all? >> i do. it was my first professional job, like, ever. i mean, i was 5. clearly. and so, they sent over a p.a. to see if i was hungry. and i heard p.a. and thought personal assistant. i was like, i want blimpie's. >> jimmy: p.a. is production assistant. >> i thought it was my personal assistant. >> jimmy: i see. >> i was like, i want blimpie's and a sprite and chocolate-covered strawberries.

we're in an airport. i don't know how they find these things. somehow, they do and bring it to me. i thought it was the most grandest production ever. >> jimmy: you thought you had a servant. what kind of a thing for a 5-year-old -- what kind of 5-year-old knows initials stand for something? you know. >> i don't know. i was homeschooled. so, maybe i was smarter than the rest at that point in my life. >> jimmy: did you see the movie at the time? >> i did not. i saw it for the first time a couple of years ago, that was a good time for me to see it then. >> jimmy: that must be strange. it's like watching home movies and regular movies at the same time. >> exactly. >> jimmy: did you talk to howard when you were there? do you have a memory of that? >> he -- i'm short to begin with. imagine me at the age of 5. and i remember him being this huge, giant person. and he took off his sunglasses. he had like the brightest, blue eyes. and then, this grip said, like

[ bleep ]. i don't know if you're supposed to say that. but he said that. and howard, like, started freaking out at him. don't curse in front of the children, which i later found to be very ironic. >> jimmy: you know, it's the difference between radio and real life, i guess. >> yeah. i mean, he's a dad. so -- >> jimmy: julie bowen does a lot of cursing on the set of your show, i hear. >> she does curse every once in a while. >> jimmy: what did she give you for your birthday? >> she gave me a bottle of tequila. >> jimmy: there you go. love the mom. it's great to have you here. sarah hyland, everybody. watch her on "modern family" wednesdays at 9:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with big freedia. [ cheers and applause ]

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