are not convinced romney is the consensus conservative. thank you for watching abc news. jimmy kimmel is next. see you back here tomorrow. up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> who wins the presidency, i don't care as long as i can get good illegal fireworks. right guillermo? >> antonio banderas. >> just lip synching me. exactly what i would say. she was like -- >> damon wayans jr. and music from 50 cent. >> guillermo, what is he saying? >> i don't understand. >> this is the worst edition of super people's court, ever. >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next.

>> jimmy: oh, hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. reading up on the epic new role playing game, "reckoning." >> did you say "the reckoning"? >> jimmy: why yes, baseball legend curt schilling, i did. i can't wait to play it. >> i've got your copy right here. but better yet, let me take you to the game's huge, wide-open fantasy world. >> jimmy: amalur? you can do that? >> i can do that. just rub your nose on this bloody sock. >> jimmy: is that the famous sock? >> no, i did this yesterday mowing the lawn. >> jimmy: no, i'm not going to do that. >> you have to it. >> jimmy: really? >> yep. >> jimmy: all right. wow. it's even better than in my dreams. >> welcome to amalur, jimmy -- a brand new fantasy world with

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♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. appreciate that. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] braving the elements. i'm happy that you chose to take shelter from the el nino-like weather to be here tonight. it rained in l.a. today. we got almost a quarter inch of drizzle. there were no survivors. we are all that remain. it's up to us to rebuild and repopulate this city. so, i want to start pairing people off and let's get some sex going for the good of everyone. [ cheers and applause ] you know, when it rains here,

everyone freaks out. the roads are a mess, traffic is terrible. people drive, they start driving like lindsay lohan on a horse tranquilizer. and it wasn't much rain, a quarter -- in l.a., even our puddles are shallow. it was a beautiful day in new york today. the skies cleared for the super bowl champion giants victory parade. an estimated 1 million people showed up to celebrate and be part of the parade. that's a lot. didn't clint eastwood say we're supposed to get back to work? hundreds of thousands of hard core giants fans on broadway today. and there was also this lady. >> all right, all right. what is it like? >> amazinamazing! >> who do you want to see? >> sanchez! >> jimmy: all right. the problem with that is, mark sanchez doesn't play for the giants. he plays for the jets. the jets parade was 43 years ago. in her defense, she could be

very drunk. last night on the show, i was delighted to see flavor flav pop up during the super bowl postgame interviews on sunday night. some how he made his way opt the field after the game and today in new york, i'm watching the parade, and lo and behold, who shows up on a float? >> i wanted to spike the ball. >> jimmy: there he is. flavor flav. a flavor wave. i think he's like beatle juice. if you say his name three times, he just appears. at the end of the parade route, the giants had a rally outside city hall. andre brown made up a song called "i got a ring." and usual lip these football songs are terrible, like super bowl shuffle, if you go back and watch it, it oo is the worst. this one, unless you are a patriot fan, this one, it thought was good. >> before i got up here said, strahan said, don't be scared of the moment. i'm just seeing what you got in front of millions of people. >> what do you got?

♪ i got a ring ♪ they got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ we got a ring ♪ well got a ring ♪ we got a ring hey! and guess what? i got two. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he has two rings. impressive. quite a day for same sex marriage. giants wide receiver mario thanning hall and running back ahmad bradshaw are going to be with us on the show thursday night. in politics today, there were multiple elections as colorado and minnesota held republican caucuses and missouri had a primary. isn't there a pill you can take for multiple elections? you know, three elections today, they didn't mean much because no

delegates are awarded during primaries in these states. it's a bigger waste of time than voting on "american idol." but -- newt gingrich didn't bother to campaign, really, in these states. but he's vowed to stay in the race until the republican convention. newt didn't a great track record as far as sticking to his vows go, so -- [ laughter ] mitt romney's been very dominate lately, despite the occasional foot in the mouth, like this statement about our national anthem. >> i love the hymns of america. of course, our favorite is the national anthem, you know we're the only people on earth that put our hand over our heart during the playing of the national anthem. >> jimmy: is that right? we're the only people on earth who do that? i didn't know that. and neither did any of the people in, well, italy or guatemala or croatia or japan or the ukraine or venezuela. i guess -- you learn something

new every day. i don't -- i'm not sure where mitt romney got that information, somebody had to have told him that or maybe he read it or made it up. but he obviously didn't research it. one of his new campaign ads, fact-wise, to me, seems a little shaky, too. >> i'm mitt romney. if you know me, you know i'm proud to be an american. america is unique in so many ways. we've got the world's tallest mountain, mt. rushmore. the biggest city on the planet, houston, texas. mshg's the only country with stop signs. only in america do men pee standing up. americans are proud, because we're the only people who are thumbs. which is why we're the only country on earth that can use nunchaku for self-defense. let others apologize for america or say we're not the only country that had birds. i'll stand strong for the usa, a land i love. the land where our lord jesus was born.

>> paid for by rom nooem's believe it or not. >> jimmy: i didn't know any of that. [ applause ] in mexico, they're having an election, too. mexico made history over the weekend when for the first time ever, one of their major political parties nominated a female candidate for president. >> mexico's conservative party is gambling their country is ready for a female president. the national action party has chosen a devout roman catholic and popular former congresswoman. >> we need one strong hombre or hombrette. >> jimmy: wait a minute. she looks kind of familiar to me. did you catch the name of her party? the national action party. which is -- nap, right? n-a-p? that is not going to help mexico's siesta stereotype.

good for them. i don't care, male, female, as long as i can get good illegal fireworks, right guillermo? >> yes. >> jimmy: here is a heartwarming international story from taiwan. a father-son story. i'm pretty close with my dad. we have a very good relationship. but i think i can say with utmost certainty that i will never love him enough to do this. >> it's not every day a barbershop gets this type of request. a little off the top and make it a special hello kilty hair cut. as in the cartoon character. that's the hair cut that 50-year-old hugh got in an effort to cheer up his father, who is suchterring from the winter blues. >> this makes my father happier, you know. he laughed for many days. >> jimmy: and then disowned me. that's one way to fight the winter blues. the winter blues can be pretty serious. my dad's happy with a beer, for the winter blues. those of you who have come to see our show live know that we're located in the heart of

hollywood. unfortunately, though, we had some trouble here on thursday night, outside our theater. there's a collection of costume characters who gather to pose for pictures with tourists and to smell up the coffee bean store next door. some of them are dressed like super heroes, but all of them make their money from tips. you pose for a picture, you give him a few dollars. so, they compete for this tip money and sometimes that can lead to trouble. apparently on thursday, catwoman got into an argument with a guy dressed as captain jack sparrow and it ended with captain jack getting pepper sprayed. she pepper sprayed him in the face. paramedics showed up, the police came it was a whole thing. our local ktla news conducted a lengthy investigation, during which re earl eric spillman earned tonight's award for excellence in reporting. >> i want you to know, folks, i did reach catwoman by phone and i spoke to her just a few

minutes ago and asked her about what happened here. she told me that she wasn't the catwoman who was here yesterday, she says it was another catwoman who pepper sprayed here. she says it was the crazy catwoman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, that's -- [ applause ] glad we cleared that up. let's go to hollywood boulevard, where cousin sal is. >> hey, jim. [ applause ] >> jimmy: who do you have with you there, sal? >> i have the crazy catwoman right here. >> jimmy: now, are you the crazy catwoman or the other one? >> i guess i'm the crazy one. >> jimmy: why does the other catwoman say you're crazy? >> because she's jealous of me? >> jimmy: wow, what happened? did something happen between you? >> no, i take more pictures. >> jimmy: ill see. item us what happened with captain jack. >> we were trying to work, like usual and him and his buddy the

alien were a bit intoxicated that evening and kept interfering in everything that was going on and bumping into us and saying things to me and interfering with pretty much, for about three hours. >> jimmy: what was he saying to you? >> irrelevant nonsense, babble, something about the incident of wig pulling in the morning. >> jimmy: wig pulling is a big problem out on the boulevard. >> yeah, all kinds of stuff. and i wasn't even there. so i just kept insisting that he leave me alone, go away, let me work, go away. and after this persevered for hours and hours and hours i finally just said, listen, hey, just seriously, this is your last warning. seriously, get away from me. go away. i'm done. otherwise i'm going to pepper spray you. and he kind of an ttagonized meo do so -- >> jimmy: and you did.

you pepper sprayed him. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: and -- [ laughter ] have you ever pepper sprayed anyone before? >> ah, yeah, a would be mugger. >> jimmy: a what? >> a would be mugger. >> jimmy: oh, a would be mugger. okay. captain jack, we have him there. captain jack? hello there. how are you? >> very good, thank you. how are you? >> jimmy: did catwoman recount the story accurately? >> not really. >> jimmy: not really. what do you disagree with? >> i don't disagree with the fact that she did pepper spray me. >> jimmy: okay. >> it didn't go on for three hours, maybe a half an hour, i didn't confront her about her behavior to other characters, being mean, also to tourists. >> jimmy: okay. >> she's very mean spirited. >> jimmy: she's a super villain, in fairness to her. >> i'll give her that. she didn't like the fact that i was confronting her about that, saying that it all makes us look

bad. and she pepper sprayed me. >> jimmy: i heard that you had had a few beers at the time of this incident. is that true? >> that is true. i was done for the evening. i did have a few drinks. i was on my way home and someone told me that another character was hit by another character, didn't have to do with this catwoman but she's part of that group that antagonizes, bullies people because they wear the same costumes and they intimidate. >> jimmy: there are a lot of politics on the boulevard, aren't there? there are cliques. >> yes. >> jimmy: so who are you closest to out on the boulevard, character-wise? >> basically i get along with everybody. >> jimmy: everybody. is that true, catwoman? >> obviously not with me. >> jimmy: some of the other characters are siding with her. well, this is a clip from another local news channel. >> as catwoman items us, she told the character to back off. the other characters back up her

story. >> like that. and then -- ahh! >> jimmy: now, i believe we have captain america on hand. captain america -- hello, captain. captain america, which america are you from? >> i am from spain. >> jimmy: oh, from spain, all right. why did you decide to dress as captain america? >> i love the character, you know, i feel the spirit of captain america. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. i understand. all right. now, who here is telling the truth, captain? we have kun captain against the other? >> who is telling the truth? you know, i think lydia, lydia, because that night, you know, all she was -- you know, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: well, captain jack

says he wasn't drunk. he said maybe he had a couple of beers but he wasn't drunk. >> a little bit. a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit? captain jack, would you -- were you a little bit drunk, would you say? >> i would say i was a little bit drunk. can anybody hear me? >> jimmy: we can. there's a beg-- >> there's a beginning and end to every story. were you there? >> i was away from you. >> jimmy: well -- using the microphone would be a good thing. >> i see everything. >> jimmy: okay. >> you've known me for a long time. >> jimmy: guillermo, will you run out there and -- yeah, all right. because i don't know what they're saying. [ applause ] maybe we can settle this. let me just -- let's cut to the chase here. are you, captain jack, catwoman,

are you open to ending this feud? >> yes. >> i don't want to have a feud. >> peace and love. peace and love. >> jimmy: catwoman, will you apologize to captain jack for pepper spraying him? >> no, i think he deserved it. >> jimmy: all right. but still. it's an extreme thing -- captain jack, will you apologize to catwoman for anowing her? >> no, you know what -- hold on a second. so far all we've heard that i annoyed her and she pepper sprayed me. that sounds like a crime. >> jimmy: did you call the police? >> i did. >> jimmy: the other super heroes? >> well, they were busy. >> peace and love. >> jimmy: you know -- >> you don't pepper spray somebody because -- >> jimmy: well -- >> i did give her a mouthful. i did speak miy piece. >> jimmy: a mouthful? i think you mean an earful.

>> why didn't she call the police? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't even care anymore, to be honest with you. >> she, because, finally breaks down, says, oh -- >> jimmy: i don't understand anything you're saying, either. guillermo, what is he saying? >> i don't understand, either. >> jimmy: you don't, either. >> jimmy: can we get spongebob in there? everybody needs a hug. go in there, give a hug. that's nice. for the kids. i'm glad we could settle that and -- this has been the worst edition of "super people's court" ever. [ applause ] oh, there's sal. are we out of time now? i think we are. all right, we got -- we have a good show for you tonight!

antonio banderas is here with us. from "happy endings," damon wayans jr. is here. and we have music from 50 cent, too. so come on back.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. i have to say, it's so -- clps clps it's so great when you can get people together and talk out your differences and then move past them. tonight on the show, a very funny young person with a funny show called "happy endings kwchlts damon wayans jr. is here. and then, with music from this

mixtape -- that's right. it's a mixtape he made for us. it's called "the big 10." 50 cent from the bud light hotel in indianapolis. tomorrow night, nathan fillion will be here. josh hutcherson will be with us, and we'll have music from far east movement. and on thursday, from "kug jartown," courteney cox. from the super bowl champion new york giants, mario manningham and ahmad bradshaw, and music from tony bennett. so join us then. our first guest tonight is an internationally renowned movie star, who has buckled swash in a mask as zorro and in boots as puss. you can hear him give voice to the latter in the oscar-nominated animated "puss in boots" which is still in theaters and comes out on dvd and blu-ray february 24th. please say hello to antonio banderas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going?

very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to say, i thought we had a lot of fun the last time you were here. we all fell very much in love with you here at the show. the last time you were here, you were about to go on an international tour promoting "puss in boots." you named a lot of countries. >> yes, i did. and i went to all of them. i survived it. i am back. >> jimmy: you just went -- you went everywhere and answered every question about -- >> every one, every one. >> jimmy: kamentcats. >> we did 700 interviews in nine days. >> jimmy: you counted them? >> i counted them. in fact, they gave us -- because sal salma hayek with there. >> jimmy: that has to make it a lot better. >> the people of paramount and dreamworks, they were traveling with us, they gave us a diploma with the number, 739 interviews.

>> jimmy: that is a masters degree, i think. >> i didn't know that you guys were so many. there are a lot of you around the world. but it was fun. and difficult, too. >> jimmy: and difficult, yeah, sure. >> it's just weird, you know, when you are doing interviews, they ask you the same question again and again and again. and you answer the same thing. again and again and again. >> jimmy: what do they ask you? >> you are doing interviews, we were just doing interviews all the time together. it is just weird because, you know, by the time that we were in rome, we started kind of, you know, hating each other. [ laughter ] by the time we were in sydney, we wanted to kill each other. >> jimmy: really? why? >> because we knew exactly what the other was going to answer. w we were just so tired. the question to salma, so, your daughter saw the movie? >> he said, always, yeah, i took her and she suddenly said, oh, mommy, that cat sounds just like

you. again and again. and you have to be kind of nice about it. it's like the first time that you heard that, like, oh, how nice. and inside, you are like -- and the same with me. >> jimmy: what question did you have to answer over and over? >> you know, what about -- i always, antonio, how do you end up, you end up just doing the voice of a character? well, it's a paradox for me. i came to this country without knowing the language and here i am, just, they called for the use of my voice. and i was looking at her and she was just lip synching me. she knew exactly what i was saying. she was like -- >> jimmy: like a marionette. >> i was like, what are you doing? i love her. she's great. >> jimmy: it's almost like being married for a time. >> yeah, kind of. >> jimmy: hey, did you -- did you watch the super bowl? >> yes, i did. actually. >> jimmy: you did?

>> yeah. i'm a soccer guy. >> jimmy: right. >> european in the audience. no, but -- i -- not totally understand all the rules of american football, as we call it -- >> jimmy: do you watch with people who explain it to you? >> sometimes. this year, not. i was there by myself, alone, watching the whole thing and i pretty much know first down, how you approach the goal area, stuff like that. it was weird to me. >> jimmy: what was? >> you know, the last points that the giants did -- >> jimmy: the last touchdown? >> because i didn't understand actually, you know, the speakers on television, they are very technical with the sport and if you are not into the nuances, you don't understand come pleatly. i see the guy going, was going to win the game and he stopped. and he turn around -- >> jimmy: bradshaw, yeah. >> turn around, put his butt in the area and -- there was no celebration. what just happened there? >> jimmy: you want to know what

happened? >> stop and then turn around and put his -- maybe those points with butt are double? >> jimmy: double butt points? that's right. [ applause ] i think he was trying to slow it down, for an 18th of a second. he was thinking about not scoring the touchdown so that the patriots wouldn't have as much time on the clock. >> i know. but how secure he was that that are going to have another 40 seconds, something like that, just to score it. if they don't -- >> jimmy: well, i think he did the right thing. obviously he did the right thing because they won. >> with his butt. yeah. >> jimmy: did you watch the halftime show? i think madonna is a friend of yours? >> we did a movie together years ago, "evita." >> jimmy: as i recall, one of the first times people in this country became aware of you was during her documentary "truth or dare." she was lusting after you in that film.

>> yeah, i didn't understand what she was saying. at that time i couldn't speak of word of english. i was in a dinner in madrid, she was talking and i said "yes" to everything. i should have said "no." i said, "yes, yes, yes." >> jimmy: you are friends with her. is your wife friendly with madonna, or does she have that in the back of your head? >> no, no. by the time we were shooting "evita," everything was -- >> jimmy: you don't know with madonna, though. she won't take no for an answer. she leads with her butt. >> she did a touchdown at the super bowl. >> jimmy: did you enjoy her performance? >> it was madonna, right, she appears like elizabeth taylor. >> jimmy: do you have anything like that in spain? a big halftime show like that? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no, no, we don't have those -- just too much time, the

players will get cold and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we like to make time for commercials. >> actually, the audiences, you know, the people that goes to soccer in spain, i don't think they are very much into madonna or -- >> jimmy: i see. i know what you're saying. they are there to get drunk, fight and watch the game. >> that's right. >> jimmy: we have a clip of you. you have been skiing a lot, apparently. >> i love it. >> jimmy: somebody filmed this and put this on youtube. and we have a video -- and -- this is you -- >> and the win will be banderas. >> jimmy: that's you, antonio banderas. [ cheers and applause ] is there a lot of skiing in spain? >> ah, yes. that's very good more my vanity. [ laughter ] there are mountains in spain. people have an idea of spain,

but there is a lot of mountains and skiing, too. >> jimmy: is that where you started skiing? >> no, i didn't ski until i was 40. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> in fact, i started skiing in aspen. you know, i didn't want to go to aspen, when melanie and i got together. she was in the town, it's a very fancy town buzz very little and i didn't want anybody to be looking at me and pointing at me, spanish guy -- >> jimmy: old boyfriend thing? >> yeah, i don't want to go to aspen. one of our kids was studying in carbondale, very close city to aspen and so, you know, before christmas time, they were going to have a performance and she convinced me to go. i didn't want to go. but i went there, didn't have anything to do. and they put me on the skis for the first time in my life. i was very. >> jimmy: if you started earlier, you could have been an olympic champion. >> i can still be, at 75.

>> jimmy: you can still be an olympic champion. >> no, a week after that, a week after that, we were looking for a house and two months later we got a house and i ski every year, 40, 50 days a year. >> jimmy: wow. you're serious. you're not kidding around. we're going to take a quick break here, antonio banderas is with us. "puss in boots" is in theaters and available on dvd and blu-ray february 24th. more with antonio banderas when we come back. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] offering four distinct driving modes and lexus' dynamic handling, the next generation of lexus will not be contained.

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>> jimmy: hi, we're back. still to come, damon wayans jr. and 50 cent will be with us. we are here with the very popular skiing champion antonio banderas is here. now, this is something, when you were doing this promotion for "p "puss in boots," did you imagine it would be nominated for an academy award? >> you don't imagine those things. you don't play that kind of game in your mind but it's true that it has been a character for ten years that got in the heart of many people all around the world, so -- you know, it's a great satisfaction, actually. >> jimmy: will you go to the academy awards? >> i suppose that i will go. >> jimmy: you don't know yet? >> i don't know yet. >> jimmy: it seems like you should plan that out, right? [ laughter ]

>> not me. >> jimmy: that's how relaxed you are. i don't know, maybe. it's not like going to a movie. it's going to the thing. the big deal. >> it's a big deal, definitely, but no, i suppose that if they call us -- actually, we are -- we are going to be there. >> jimmy: if you want to be represented, we have practically your identical twin, guillermo, who people always are confusing him with you. he would love to go. love to take your wife. >> only thing is that the mustache. >> jimmy: he can shave that. we'll shave his whole head if we have to. >> yeah, i'll shave it. >> jimmy: people think he's the oscar statue when he spokes up there. thank you so much for coming. always a pleasure. antonio banderas, everyone. "puss in boots" is in theaters now and will be released on dvd and blu-ray february 24th. we'll be right back with damon wayans jr.

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that family, you almost -- you are shunned unless you become a comedian, true? >> pretty much, yeah. it's like -- that scene in "300," check out the babies? if you don't make them laugh they throw you over the little cliff. >> jimmy: kind of hard to make them laugh because one family, there's one funny kid and you have a whole bunch of funny people in the house. >> it's weird. people make so many jokes in our family, we don't know if they are being regular when they are regular. we are waiting for the bit. is this -- my dad is like, i'm really sick son, i'm like -- i have a fever, take me to the hospital right now. >> jimmy: i guess that would be dangerous. >> very dapg usngerous, yes. >> jimmy: when you are in a famous family, you have celebrities come to your house, do you have memories 0 of that sort of thing? >> yeah, i remember when i was younger, this is like when "in living color" was at its peak -- >> jimmy: you were little?

>> i was like 9, 7, i don't know. i don't note how old i was. we used to, every time we came home mip dad would do standup with jim carrey, like, so, jim would meet us at the house when, you know, we went home and every time we went home he would, like, find a different way to surprise us that he was, like, there. i remember one time we pulled up to the house to park and, like, jim carrey falls out of the tree onto our windshield, no shirt on, just like slides down, nipples are like this, sliding down the -- it was crazy. he is a crazy man. >> jimmy: sounds more like a possum than a human being. and what about your dad? was he ever, like, blown away by a celebrity that you can remember or something that came naturally? >> yes, yes, he was. i remember one time we lived in this house and right next door to us, michael jordan moved next

door to us and my dad was obsessed. before he even moved next door. when he found out, i was sleeping in my bed and it was, like, 7:00 in the morning, something crazy. he grabs me and, like, pucks me onto the ground. dad, what -- shh. come with me. he army crawls. we have to army crawl into the living room, we look out the window. you know who that is? i see a bald dude, i'm like, is that uncle keenan? no, that's michael freaking jordan it was me and him and then marlon was there for some reason, everybody was just staring at michael jordan. and i guess he felt it, he turned around, looked at us. the earring was shaking. sk >> jimmy: that's a good neighbor to have. did you play basketball with him at his house? >> no, he came actually to my house, we had a urt co. i thought i was -- >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> it was so dope. i was like, i'm about to play

with michael jordan, on my basketball court. he's going to let me win and i can talk about it. this dude did not let me win, dude. he was, like, swatting my stuff. he swatted it up one time. i was like -- and he had sandals on at the time. not the regular sandals, like, those air passions of the christ san dams. he's like making skid marks all over the -- >> jimmy: i can't imagine michaelsandals. you would think he would have a lot of access to sneakers. >> i think they were jordans. i don't know. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was terrible. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> terrible that not only did i lose but i had to clean up the little sandal scuff marks that he -- like, see you later, kid. >> jimmy: you ought to way until he's 93 and take him out on the court and whip his ass. >> can't wait. >> jimmy: the show is doing great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very popular.

very funny show. called "happy endings." and for some reason people often liken it to the show "friends." >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a group of friends. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you like that? do you care for that comparison? >> i think it's fine, you know, it's like -- i feel like we're a little more, you know, like, hip than they are. >> jimmy: well, you have -- >> the black dude in it. >> jimmy: you have a slightly dirty title. >> slightly dirtier content. i like how much abc lets us play. more than you. >> jimmy: you think so? >> i think so. >> jimmy: yeah, but when we play, we don't have to play michael jordan. >> yeah. you do not have to play michael jordan. >> jimmy: great to have you here. congratulations on all your success. please come back again. damon wayans jr., everyone. "happy endings" airs wednesday nights at 9:30 here on abc. we'll be right back with 50 cent. oh will you grab us some yoplait?

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