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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- sean "diddy" combs. "science bob" pflugfelder. and music from miley cyrus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay still, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. appreciate it. hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to -- [ cheers and applause ] -- visit. i hope you had a good valentine's day last night. did you have a good valentine's day last night? [ cheers ] it's good to get the sex out of the way for the rest of the year, isn't it? [ laughter ] it is kind of weird to come to work knowing what your co-workers did last night. [ laughter ] i know one -- jason, what -- did you -- what did you do last night? did you make love to your beautiful wife? >> i didn't do anything last night. >> jimmy: you didn't do anything? >> we went out to dinner. >> jimmy: what? >> we went out to dinner. >> jimmy: and then nothing afterwards? [ laughter ] no, no. i just decided to talk to you about it. >> it was good. >> jimmy: everything went all right? did you make another baby? >> no. my son threw up last night. >> jimmy: that's nice. that's part of the fun of being a parent. well, you know what, you got to get him out of the room while you guys are making love.

i would vomit, too, if my parents were -- [ laughter ] by the way, if you're a woman and you did not receive a rose yesterday, you are eliminated. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] it's time to pack your things and go. there's a limo waiting out front. i bought three dozen roses yesterday, for my girlfriend, my mom and my daughter. 22,000 bucks. that's a lot, right? [ laughter ] i always enjoy hearing what people did to celebrate valentine's day. there was a wide range of answers to that question, as we just heard. some couples have a romantic dinner. some people go to the movies. some watch "cougar town" and dig into a marie calendar's pot pie. [ laughter ] but the most interesting stories for any holiday come from the hollywood boulevard costume characters. these are the people who dress up as tv and movie characters and loiter outside of our theater. they're always full of interesting tales. and tonight, we asked them, how they spent their valentine's day. >> for valentine's day, i met

this girl off of the internet. and we went out. and everything was going good. but then, like, i don't know. she said she wanted to get some coffee. so, i took her to the bank because the coffee's free there. and -- [ laughter ] she didn't like that. and she said that i was cheap. and then she said i wasn't that good-looking. and she left me. so, that sucks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: surprising. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting, apparently in russia, they're dealing with a population problem. underpopulation. the population of russia has been dropping by about 1 million people a year. for whatever reason, not enough babies are being born. and yesterday, on valentine's day, russian prime minister, vladimir putin, addressed his dwindling nation. [ speaking foreign language ] >> translator: it is valentine's day. you will all have sex. now. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: that's how they do it, i guess. if you don't, they send you to siberia. we have some fun guests for you here tonight. sean "diddy" combs is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then, later, miley cyrus is going to -- [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus is here to play -- sing a bob dylan song for us, which it's about time they collaborated. and also "science bob" pflugfelder is with us. [ cheers and applause ] really? [ applause ] really? "science bob" stops by from time to time to use the magic of science to do wonderful and amazing things like this. whoa! >> there we go. when. >> jimmy: wow. whoa. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. so, we've got some things

planned. and maybe tonight we'll finish the job and kill me for real. who knows? my goal is to get science bob his own show so i can be the oprah to his dr. oz. just raking it in. speaking of dr. oz, you know, dr. oz does five new shows a week. and i feel kind of sorry for him because there are only so many parts of the body to talk about. there's only so many illnesses you can address. and with that said, it's time we ask this important question, is dr. oz out of ideas? ♪ >> so let's say this is your pubic hair, okay? i'm not saying you have this much of it. i'm just saying it's representative. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: take it easy on the miracle grow. we had a new episode of "american idol" tonight, from hollywood. it's exciting to think that one day, possibly very soon, so many of these bright-eyed young

performers will be valet parking my car here in hollywood. [ laughter ] you know, ryan seacrest said something interesting tonight. he said, this is "american idol." and then he smiled for two hours. [ laughter ] the ratings have been down this season for "american idol." since may of 2005, "american idol" has consistently been the most-watched show on television. but last week, it got beat by "ncis." but the producers of "american idol" are very savvy and made some slight changes to the format, that i hope will get the show back on top. >> wednesday night, a killer walks among them. someone will fall. and detective seacrest is running out of time, to pull the "idol" team together and unveil the shocking truth that the killer is one of their own. >> you're going to die. >> "ncais" only on fox. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: they're going to find where brian dunkleman went. president obama was here in hollywood today. but randy didn't like his choreography in the group round and sent him home. obama was here, raising funds. i'm willing to give money to the obama campaign, as long as when they leave hollywood, they load all of the "american idol" karaoke singers on to air force one and take them with them. he can also take a few dogs with him. california, i don't know if you know this, more specifically southern california, has become overrun with chihuahuas. every morning, my gardener fires up his leaf blower and fires 100 chihuahuas off my driveway. the animal centers are overflowing with chihuahuas. in the old days, bob barker would let them sit in the audience of "the price is right." but drew carey doesn't let them do that anymore. experts say the problem is overbreeding of small dogs.

can we blame this on paris hilton? guillermo, you have two chihuahuas, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your chihuahuas names are? >> pepe and paco. >> jimmy: tell people at home why it's a good idea to adopt a chihuahua and why it's a great pet. >> because they're small and they're great. they make a lot of noise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good if you're looking -- in the market for firecrackers, i guess. they make a lot of noise. anything else about them? >> in case the strangers come, they bark a lot. >> jimmy: i see. it's a security thing. and then the strangers go, oh, no, there's dogs the size of mice in that house. i better get out of there. >> right. >> jimmy: but you have a baby. and they never try to eat the baby, right? >> no, no. >> jimmy: see, that's a good thing. chihuahuas never eat babies. and another thing, you can get five or six chihuahuas and duct tape them together to get one real dog. [ laughter ] speaking of small dogs, this is pretty good. this is from the show "mob

wives" on vh1. big ang -- are you familiar with big ang? very beautiful lady. big ang was going to a spa party at the home of a fellow mob wife. pay special attention to big ang's dog at the end of this. >> i want to get a massage. i want to get a facial. and i want to get spray tan. and i want to get a buzz on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that a dog? or does she need to shave her chest? [ laughter ] i saw a disturbing article on cnn.com this morning. as you possibly know, the obesity rate among american schoolkids has been on the raise over the years. and kids are getting so big, schools are having to order special desks and seats for students who are particularly obese. is exercise just out of the question now? [ laughter ]

the bigger desks, they make them to look like regular desks, so the fat kids won't be ostracized by the other kids. yeah, that will work. one thing about kids is, they're very considerate when it comes to that -- they'll probably never even notice. but this is also becoming a problem for bullies who are having trouble stuffing the chubbier nerds into the lockers. the three rs are now reading, writing and ravioli. there is one good thing about our students getting fatter. our teachers are now less likely to want to have sex with them. so -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thanks, everyone. in politics, republican presidential hopeful rick santorum has been on a roll the last few weeks. he won three consecutive primary elections. he's nipping at mitt romney's heels. and of course, when the races get tight, things start to get nasty. the sleeveless sweaters start to come off. santorum released a new

anti-romney attack ad yesterday, called rombo. kind of like rambo. and i swear this is real. this is a real political ad. >> mitt romney's negative attack machine is back on full throttle. this time, romney's firing his mud at rick santorum. romney and his super pac has spent a staggering $20 million, brutally attacking fellow republicans. and in the end, mitt romney's ugly attacks are going to backfire. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that will be even funnier in six weeks when santorum is endorsing romney. but it's a ridiculous ad. and it's kind of disgusting, too. there's one way to handle this sort of thing, i think. here's what i would do if i was mitt romney. i would take the video from that ad, the actual video, with the cardboard santorum and all, and i would revoice it to turn it back around on him. >> rick santorum can't control his bowels. rick santorum has explosive diarrhea. rick santorum [ bleep ] himself.

do you want a president who [ bleep ] himself? >> i'm mitt romney. and i approve this message. >> jimmy: that is a civilized discourse. one more thing -- because valentine's day was this week, a lot of tv channels are showing programming centered around love. the learning channel, tlc, did it in a way that only they can. they have a show called "my strange addiction." have you seen this show? it's very good. they find people who do crazy things and then they treat these people as if they are normal. and they found a guy named nathanial who is head over heels over his car. his car is named chase. i've loved my car in the past. but not anywhere like this. nathaniel is in love with his car. >> my name's nathaniel, i'm 27 years old. and i'm in a serious relationship with my car. >> nathaniel's in a committed relationship with a car he's named chase. >> it's very special to make

love to chase. my hands are there. handsome man. love you, baby. i like to lean over his fender and across his hood. and neat little things like that. and kind of press up against him. and rub against him like that. one of his more vulnerable positions is for me to be underneath him. >> jimmy: you hate to see that. i think chase did the right thing. [ applause ] we have a good show here tonight. sean "diddy" combs is here. we have music from miley cyrus. and we'll be right back with "science bob" pflugfelder. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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then, later, playing her track from this album, called "chimes of freedom: the songs of bob dylan, honouring 50 years of amnesty international," miley cyrus is here. [ cheers and applause ] just so we're clear. we have miley cyrus doing bob dylan while diddy cheers her on. unprecedented. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by chris pine, khloe kardashian odom, and we'll have music from puscifer. so join us then, as well. [ cheers and applause ] there aren't many people i'd let run electricity through my body. really, just this guy and joy behar. he is a schoolteacher from newton, massachusetts, who is back to show us more of the wonders of science. please say hello to "science bob" pflugfelder. [ cheers and applause ] i see you've got a -- is that for me? >> that's for you. >> jimmy: how sweet. i didn't get one yesterday. thank you for dethorning it, too. >> don't get too attached to it, though. >> jimmy: is that a new jacket? >> i kind of redid it.

kind of looks like a smurf exploded on me. >> jimmy: and with you, that's possible, that you did murder a smurf. so, you're going to take us through experiments. again, you're a schoolteacher. what grade to you teach? >> elementary level. >> jimmy: and the kids -- you must be their favorite teacher, right? >> we tend to blow things up. it's fun. >> jimmy: and usually, the teachers get fired for that sort of thing. >> that's true. and they pay me for it. >> jimmy: what are we doing first here? >> well, i was thinking, you know, with valentine's yesterday, millions of households and offices around the country have roses in them. >> jimmy: yes. >> and they're probably thinking, well, it's over. can't do anything with roses. but if you know a little bit about science, you can have fun with roses. we need our goggles here. >> jimmy: safety goggles, of course. >> and our safety gloves. we have a container of liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: oh. just what everyone has at their house.

>> and also -- yeah. you might have to hold that in your teeth for a second. we're going to pour some liquid nitrogen in here. and we'll show you what it can do to a rose, which is pretty interesting. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> this is 320 degrees below zero fahrenheit. >> jimmy: do you need help with that? >> yeah. if you don't mind. >> jimmy: all right. >> all right. here we go. there we go. >> jimmy: nice. >> that's cold. refreshing. >> jimmy: can we pour it on -- it would be fun to pour on a coach at the super bowl. [ laughter ] >> all right, great. it's almost boiling. >> jimmy: yeah. like a witch's brew. >> we have about a 400-degree difference between that and -- >> jimmy: that being colder. >> that being much, much colder. >> jimmy: okay. >> a rose is known for being soft and pliable. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but let's put it in the liquid nitrogen here. you notice the boiling takes off because it's not some warmth in

there. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. >> give it another second there. that's great. now, it opens up a little bit, which is kind of nice. put your hand out. put the rose in your hand. and give it a little crunch there. >> jimmy: wow. it's like tortilla chips now. [ cheers and applause ] can you eat it now? >> i wouldn't. >> jimmy: you wouldn't? okay. so, how do we put it back together? [ laughter ] >> that's one less rose. >> jimmy: like what a supervillain that was spurned at the valentine's day dance would do. i'm going to freeze and destroy all of the world's roses. ow. this is getting too into my hand. all right. yeah. i'm okay now. yeah. >> so, i'm thinking that's one rose being crushed with a hand. what if we took a bunch of roses and hit them with a baseball bat? >> jimmy: that would be great. >> here's what we're going to do. i got these here. and we're going to put them in there. there we go. >> jimmy: by the way, could you

do this and buy roses cheap and save them until next valentine's day? >> yeah. they're being cryogenically frozen. you could keep them like that for -- >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we could make a fortune off this. wow, this is great. okay. >> yeah. i'm going to give you the baseball bat. >> jimmy: so, the lady comes and sells you roses when you don't want them at the restaurant. the thorns aren't going to get in there? >> it should be all right. >> jimmy: all right. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. i'm sorry, honey. that's pretty cool. look at that. look at that form. look at the power there. all right. very good. what else can we break? let's hit something else with a bat.

>> let's go from extreme cold to extreme heat. >> jimmy: all right. >> have you heard of something called suspended combustion? >> jimmy: of course not. >> all right. the basic idea is there's certain powders, particles, that when they become airborne and they're surrounded by oxygen, if they're not normally flammable, when they're airborne, they can be very flammable. >> jimmy: awesome. >> let's light this candle. we have a tube here. and this has something called lycapodeum powder in it. >> jimmy: that turns you into a werewolf, right? >> it's a spore found in mosses and ferns. but it's very small. normally, if you put it in a bowl and put a match to it, it wouldn't be flammable. we're going to fill it with air. we'll see what kind of effect it has. >> jimmy: really? all right. i know some welders that use these. >> all right. are you ready?

>> jimmy: can i blow hard? >> here we go. in three, two, one. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's really cool. seems dangerous. >> yeah. that's dangerous. >> jimmy: it would have been fun to put the roses into that. yeah. is that it? >> well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's this for? >> back in the 1800s, when they had grain mills, you had a similar situation. they'd be grinding flour. the flour would become airborne. someone would come in and light a match. and the entire building would explode. >> jimmy: wow. >> for real. so, i figured, why don't we do that? >> jimmy: sounds great. >> here's what we've got. we're going to light a little candle in here. and i have more of that powder. >> jimmy: where do you get that powder? >> it's used sometimes -- when you have latex gloves and they have the powder on them. you can get it here. we're going to do it similar.

but i'll put the lid on. so it's going to be an enclosed space. >> jimmy: i don't see powder in this thing. >> it's right there. very good. are we ready? >> jimmy: yeah. should we duck or run? >> i'm going to be over there. >> jimmy: you are? for real? >> you might want to go down a little bit. >> jimmy: thanks for telling me that now. glad i asked. >> let's put the lid on. lid on tight. three, two, one -- [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's see that again, if we could. wow. there's so many practical applications to this, too. [ laughter ] all right. good. >> there we go. >> jimmy: and what do we have behind the curtain? this is the big one. >> before i show you. we have to do a flashback. i have what i call random acts of science here.

these are little things that you can try at home. maybe at the office. i don't know if you remember this. but a couple of years ago, we did this little film canister experiment. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> we take these little guys here. and we throw an alka-seltzer tablet in. these create a gas inside. the gas creates pressure. >> jimmy: what's film? >> put your hand out nice and flat. there you go. whoa. >> jimmy: that's, okay. >> and stand by. patience. there it goes. [ cheers and applause ] all right. sorry about that. >> jimmy: all right. >> you can wipe it on my -- >> jimmy: i'm good. i got it. >> when you're a teacher, you get to do this with lots of kids. they start going off. and the kids ask, why doesn't it go off at the same time? >> jimmy: kids are always asking stupid questions. >> so, we came up with a little demonstration here. >> jimmy: and this is?

behold -- >> behold, a table. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but this is actually pretty amazing here. >> jimmy: okay. good. >> what we've got here is nothing on the top. but take a look below. >> jimmy: all right. >> and under here, there are 1,081 film canisters. >> jimmy: let me count them. okay. >> even though they have the same amount of water and the same tablet in them, we are going to flip them over and see if they go at the same time. we rigged them up to make sure the water and the tablet stays separated. >> jimmy: there's some guy at the drugstore that can't find any alka-seltzer. why am i putting on a helmet? they're tiny things. >> we've never tried this before. >> jimmy: okay. put the little magnet. >> i'm going over to this end. >> jimmy: all right. >> put my hard hat on. you're going to help me flip

this over. >> jimmy: all right. >> right towards the audience. >> jimmy: all right. >> we're going to flip the whole thing over and let the chemicals mix and see what happens. >> jimmy: okay. >> three, two, one. flip it over. >> jimmy: all right. >> all right. >> jimmy: things are mixing. do we need to lock this in? >> come over here. >> jimmy: it's starting to. >> a couple little ones. >> jimmy: there we go. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> that is awesome. >> jimmy: wow. that is pretty spectacular. [ cheers and applause ] all right. i think we're good. "science bob" pflugfelder. find out more about science bob on his website, sciencebob.com. beautifully done. thank you, science bob.

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>> jimmy: thanks. bob doesn't clean up after himself. still to come, miley cyrus will be here, singing a bob dylan song. our first guest is a man of many names, fragrances, tweets and talents. he is now also executive producer of an oscar-nominated documentary called "undefeated," which opens in limited release friday in new york and l.a. please say hello to sean "diddy" combs. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] we're sorry about the mess. how are you? >> i'm doing great. how are you? >> jimmy: you look good, you

look good, you really do. you are getting more handsome as you age. >> i look like you. >> jimmy: no, you look better than me. >> we're both drinking a lot of water. keeping the calories low. >> jimmy: that's right. >> doing a lot of cardio. >> jimmy: i wanted to mention something. you have a new thing. you tweeted this. you tweeted, attention all barbers, introducing the diddy part. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was not the diddy part i expected to see on the internet. can we see it live and in person here? >> live, right here. in all actuality, it's a part called a half-moon out of new york. out of brooklyn and queens. brooklyn in the house. queens in the house. >> brooklyn. >> brooklyn. >> always can tell when brooklyn's in the house. harlem in the house. harlem. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no harlem. miley cyrus is from harlem. [ cheers and applause ] she's backstage. >> miley cyrus from harlem.

that's what's up. >> jimmy: are you able to make money off the diddy part? is that something you could trademark and get a dollar every time somebody -- >> no. it's no money involved. >> jimmy: no money involved? >> pure charity. >> jimmy: if anyone could figure that out. >> it's a flavor donation. take it from me. >> jimmy: speaking of twitter, you tweeted something. after the grammys you had a party at the playboy mansion. >> yes. which we only allowed eed chiro be served. >> jimmy: not that anybody would want anything else. >> not a diddy party. >> jimmy: you said it was one of, if not the best party you've ever thrown. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes. >> jimmy: i would imagine you've thrown some pretty great parties. >> not at the playboy mansion. >> jimmy: what happened at this party that made it one of the best ones ever? >> it was -- usually, it's like three to one, beautiful young ladies. this one was like, five to one.

and it was at the playboy mansion. and hef was running around in his pajamas. >> jimmy: was he? yeah. yeah. >> you can't beat that. ciroc was overflowing. we were drinking responsibly. >> jimmy: nothing more fun than drinking responsibly. >> new york and l.a. you had to be there. >> jimmy: well, yeah. i wasn't invited. so, what are you going to do? >> no. that's not true. you're always invited. >> jimmy: let me ask you a question -- >> don't skip to the next question. [ laughter ] you are always invited. you need to show up some time. >> jimmy: i know. but i didn't know about it until today. [ laughter ] so, has it -- i would imagine -- >> do you see my striped socks? do you see this? [ cheers and applause ] nothing like stripes. >> jimmy: that's the diddy stripe, right? >> diddy stripe socks. we rename everything. >> jimmy: when you go to the

playboy mansion, do you look around and go, i'm a guy who's got a lot of money. i could buy this if i wanted to. when hef, god forbid goes, which he will in 30 or 40 years, that could be diddy's mansion. you could live there all the time. is that something you would ever think about? >> no. >> jimmy: really? i think that would be a huge move for you. >> i don't really think like that. you know, i got six kids. >> jimmy: uh-huh. the boys would love it. >> i partied -- [ laughter ] i partied. but i always make it home. >> jimmy: you party but you always make it home. you wouldn't have to go home. [ cheers and applause ] you'd be at the mansion. what about valentine's day? what did you do for valentine's day? >> i turned off the light. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and lit some candles >> jimmy: did you? you stayed home? >> i'm a scorpio, jimmy. >> jimmy: me, too. but all i did was turn off the lights. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. no, i just chilled. >> jimmy: you just chilled? didn't go out to dinner and that sort of thing. ♪ turn off the lights and lit

some candles ♪ >> jimmy: flower petals? >> i draw my own bath, jimmy. >> jimmy: you draw your own bath? >> i draw my own bath on valentine's day. i do everything on valentine's day, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're just like one of us. >> what did you do? >> jimmy: i went to dinner. >> you didn't -- ♪ turn off the lights >> jimmy: i turned off the lights. everyone in the restaurant got mad. >> did you -- ♪ light the candles >> jimmy: i didn't light the candles. i plugged an airwick air freshener in. pretty close, right? but i wonder about the parties that you have. i can't even imagine what's going on at these things. i just can't imagine. what's the best thing that's ever happened at one of your parties? >> whoa. >> jimmy: the best thing that you can remember seeing or doing or -- hallucinating? [ laughter ] >> so, there's a new movie we have coming out.

>> jimmy: nothing you want to -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, we have a -- you're a giants fan, i know. >> definitely a giants fan. i'm a steelers fan. and then i represent. then, i'm a fan of every team in new york. >> jimmy: that's not allowed. >> i love new york. i'm down with the jets, the giants, the mets. >> jimmy: but if pittsburgh played the giants, you would root for the steelers? no? >> i would root for the steelers. but i would be caught between. >> jimmy: you're a man of convictions, is what you're telling me. >> not when it comes to new york. >> jimmy: or pittsburgh. but you had a big party, i know. in las vegas? is that where the party was? >> i was in vegas the night before. but then i had a party with my son and his team. >> jimmy: one of your sons plays at ucla, right? >> one of my sons just got a scholarship to play at ucla. [ cheers and applause ] go, bruins.

yeah. >> jimmy: that's exciting. he doesn't have to take out a student loan now. that's nice. >> no. i'm expecting him to hit me up for donations. >> jimmy: i'm sure you will be hit up repeatedly for donations. >> i'm sure the donations will -- >> jimmy: how many people came to your super bowl party? >> it wasn't a lot. maybe like 15 kids. >> jimmy: 15 kids? >> it was more child-friendly. >> jimmy: wasn't michael phelps there, the swimmer? >> that was in vegas the night before. what did i tell you? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> i said i always go home, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you have a party every night? >> you have to always go home. you can go to the party. but you always have to go home. >> jimmy: yeah. i just go home. that's good advice. we're going to take a break and talk about this movie. i saw it. a terrific movie. it's called "undefeated." it opens in limited release in new york and l.a. on friday. diddy is here. we'll be right back. is amazing.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's the movie. that's "undefeated." it opens in new york and l.a. on friday. diddy is the executive producer of the film. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: tell us what the movie's about. >> this movie's called "undefeated." the coach of my son's little league baseball team's named daniel glasser, who works with harvey weinstein. and he turned me on to this film a couple of months ago. and we've been trying to figure out a way, me, myself, and harvey, a way to do business together. he said, i have a film that you should get involved with. it's not something you do for money. it's something you do out of love. >> jimmy: he tells that to everybody -- yeah. i think he says that to everybody. we'll see with the next one. [ laughter ] >> well, it worked. it worked because i watched this movie. and this movie truly blew me away. i lot of you guys don't know this.

i had a dream i was an aspiring football player. i broke my leg the last day of football camp my senior year. and my dreams were deferred. when you're playing good, you're playing good in high school, everybody's on you. you're the cream of the crop. you know, the coaches is your best friend. as soon as you get hurt, nobody's speaking to you. there's something about this coach. this coach, bill courtney -- >> jimmy: he's a great guy. >> a great coach. a great guy. it's about this team in north memphis. it's about never, never, never giving up. it's about your foundation. it's a film you have to see. it's not "friday night lights," it's not your regular documentary, not your regular hope story. this thing will have you laughing, crying, cheering all throughout the film. >> jimmy: did you cry? >> i cried like four times. >> jimmy: i cried a little. >> you cried a little? >> jimmy: i did. >> it's a great, great movie. shoutout to t.j. and daniel,

they're the directors, it's their first nomination. i'm happy to be a part of it. i want to get the word out to people. i'm not making any money off of this film. i want you to see it. it's "undefeated." we're going to really get this out there. >> jimmy: there you go. will you go to the oscars show? >> yeah. i had a dilemma because they booked the oscars and the all-star weekend on the same day. >> jimmy: the all-star game. >> the same day. but you only have one time to be nominated for an oscar, with some great people. and i decided i'm going to go down to the all-star weekend on saturday, throw a party. [ laughter ] and then, i'm going to fly right back. >> jimmy: and go home. >> and go to the oscars. >> jimmy: go home. >> and go home. >> jimmy: "undefeated" opens in limited release in new york and l.a. this friday. we'll be right back with miley cyrus.

>> jimmy: this album is called "chimes of freedom: the songs of bob dylan, honouring 50 years of amnesty international," here with a cover of "you're gonna make me lonesome when you go," miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've seen love go by my door ♪ it's never been this close before ♪ ♪ never been so easy or so slow ♪ ♪ been shooting in the dark too long ♪

♪ when something's not right it's wrong ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪ ♪ dragon clouds so high above ♪ i've only known careless love ♪ ♪ it's always hit me from below ♪ ♪ this time around it's more correct ♪ ♪ right on target so direct ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪ ♪ ♪ purple clover queen anne's lace ♪ ♪ crimson hair across your face ♪ ♪ you could make me cry if you don't know ♪ ♪ can't remember what i was thinkin' of ♪ ♪ you might be spoilin' me too much love ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪

♪ flowers on the hillside bloomin' crazy ♪ ♪ crickets talkin' back and forth in rhyme ♪ ♪ blue river runnin' slow and lazy ♪ ♪ i could stay with you forever and never realize the time ♪ ♪ situations have ended sad ♪ relationships have all been bad ♪ ♪ mine've been like verlaine's and rimbaud ♪ ♪ but there's no way i can compare ♪ ♪ all these scenes to this affair ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me wonder what i'm doin' ♪ ♪ stayin' far behind without you ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me wonder