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thank you for watching abc news. hope you check in with our friends at "good morning america," working while we rest. we are always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see up back here tomorrow. tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: every time i bite into the ear of a chocolate bunny, i think of mike tyson. >> kentucky wildcat anthony davis. >> i might take over your job. >> jimmy: we do have a two-eyebrow minimum here. >> lina head dooe. music from needtobreathe. and "this week in unnecessary censorship."
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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel talking about lg with the techorator janna robinson and her best friend guillermo. what is a techorator? >> a techorator blends modern technology with the art of creative decor rating to create a unique, functional and stylish environment. >> jimmy: oh. is it like a governator? >> no. >> jimmy: lets see what you did in guillermo's living room to give us all a better sense of what you do. >> hi, guillermo. i'm jenna. >> this is my son, benjamin. >> hi, benjamin. >> okay, this is the living room. >> i'm looking around. this place definitely needs a technology makeover.
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>> i get to keep the bean bag, huh? >> well -- in the garage. you are going to love it. >> okay, benjamin says yes. >> all right, thanks for the vote of approval. what do you think? >> wow! this is great. >> do you like it? >> i like it. wow. the tv is nice. >> it's a frameless lg cinema 3d tv. >> where do you put the frame? >> frameless. >> wow. i love to watch tv. >> and it's 2d and 3d. >> two and three? that makes five d. >> that dark wall gives you depth in the face and makes your frameless tv pop. >> wow. you like it? it's benjamin approved. >> dicky: to enter for a chance to win your own lg home entertainment makeover, visit facebook.com/lgusa. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with lena
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- anthony davis. lena headey. and music from needtobreathe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look at this! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thanks for making so much noise with your hands, it's wonderful. we have a lot of visitors in
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town tonight for the easter weekend? [ applause ] easter is on sunday. it's a time to get together with your family, whether you like them or not. we have easter at my cousin ann's house. the easter bunny comes. we have an easter egg hunt. i don't understand that. was jesus like, hey, i'm going to be gone for a few days, but -- when i get back, i better not find any eggs lying around. make sure they're all picked up. [ laughter ] i hide scrambled eggs around the yard. sometimes it takes the kids days to find them. did you know that americans will eat an estimated 83 million chocolate bunnies this easter? i made that up. but it sounds right. [ laughter ] every time i bite into the ear of a chocolate bunny, i think of mike tyson. i can't help it. i really do. you know, there's a disturbing tape going around the internet today. you can see here, a cat is
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coming into the scene with what appears to be the easter bunny. represented, not confirmed or denied it. the cat and the bunny start to get a little bit rough and they wrestle around for a little white, you can see. and then all of a sudden, boom. [ laughter ] this could ruin them. or he could get a series of shows on the e net work. it was opening day for baseball today. remember baseball? it used to be our national past time, before facebook? i'm glad baseball is back. i was getting sick of only paying $2 for a beer, but -- [ laughter ] this year, i'm going to try something different. i'm going to root, root, root for the road team and that way if they don't win, i feel no shame at all. for those who find baseball too fast-paced, the 76th annual masters golf tournament started today in augusta, georgia. as is the annual tradition, the
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augusta national golf club is being criticized. they have a long-standing policy of only allowing men to be members of their club. this goes on every year. people complain for, like, four days and then -- people don't seem to understand, the reason they don't admit women is nothing to do with sexism. they are just trying to keep them away from tiger woods. he needs to focus. because he loves sex so much, he's such a fan of it. tiger woods had a decent opening day. a lot of guys are rooting for him, which -- if you are married, particularly if you are married to a woman, could be a tough thing to do because tiger woods is about as popular with women as cla mid ya. you have to be careful if you are cheering for him. if you should find yourself in that situation this weekend, here are some tips on how to handle it. >> how to root for tiger woods around your wife. first, remind your wife you love her. >> oh. pretzels? i love pretzels. just like i love you.
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>> second. talk about what a good guy phil mickelson is. >> man, phil is such a good guy. he's been married 16 years. such a family man. >> not the tricky part. if you are caught rooting for tiger, end the cheer with an insult. >> come on, tiger, pull it together, you home wrecking son of a bitch. >> or? >> come on, that's it, tiger. put it in the hole. you just got to put it in the hole. just like you did at hooters, you big slut. >> or? >> that's it, tiger, yes, yes, that's it. crush it, crush it. >> peter? >> yeah, crush it like you crushed your marriage. i wouldn't do that to my wife. because i love my wife. and i love phil mickelson. let's have a baby. >> really? >> sure.
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>> and that's how to root for tiger woods around your wife. good luck and happy mastersbating. >> jimmy: that's nice. elsewhere in the world of professional sports, david beckham is embroiled in a bit of a controversy, concerning one of his tattoos. most every athlete now days has tattoos. apparently one of beckham's has some parents upset. >> part of a new ad campaign in england promoting exercise equipment for kids. 47,000 posters featuring the ad were sent to schools but some parents are very upset over a certain tattoo on his arm. they say this tattoo is too provocative for children, so, we're going to show you the tattoo, which is a little racy. if you don't want kids to say, turn away here. it's of his wife, victoria, she's posing provocative. they have apologized for it.
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>> jimmy: she's even thinner in person. worth it. we have a very talented young athlete who i believe is thus far tattooless on our show tonight. from the ncaa champion kentucky wildcats, anthony davis is here. [ applause ] 19 years old. 19 years old, already, he's got one national title and one eyebrow, so -- [ laughter ] he's expected to go first in the nba draft this year, where he will make a lot of fun. you know, speaking of money. there's an interesting story developing after last weekend's mega millions. three people won it. nobody has come forward. a woman that works at a mcdonald's in maryland claims she has a winning ticket and she does not plan to share the money with cowork earls she entered in the lottery pool with. first, she said she had the ticket in her apartment, i think. then she said she's hiding it until everyone calms down and
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now she says she hid it at the mcdonald's where she works, at the place where everyone wants to kill her, because she won't share the money. i'm not sure which part makes less since, the part where she hid the ticket at mcdonald's or the part where she told everyone she hid it there. and how hard could it be to find? it's a mcdonald's. maybe she's just trying to trick them into destroying the mcdonald's why looking for it. or maybe she's telling the truth. why would you hide it there? hide it at a place where no one goes, like long john silver's. you could dump a dead body there and you wouldn't find it for a month. she said it's hidden in a place no one would think to look. and that means it's probably hidden in a salad, right? place mrauls [ applause ] thank you. google unveil d project class yesterday. it is pair of glasses that can do everything your smartphone
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does. instead of looking through a screen, you look through the glasses and protect the image, like the terminator of ironman or something. they say this could revolutionize the way people watch pornography on the bus. [ laughter ] i don't note about this. i could assume your glasses would need wireless. does that mean every time you go into anevator you go blind? we got our mind hands on a pai these google glasses. guillermo is wearing them right now. do you feel like -- are they working? are they working guillermo? >> not really, jimmy. >> jimmy: i think those might be knockoffs. where did you get those things? >> oh, my friend gave it to me. >> jimmy: oh, your friend? which friend? >> ah, one of the security guards. >> jimmy: oh, one of the security guards. yeah, don't take them off. leave them on for the rest of the show? >> okay. >> jimmy: in fact, drive home
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with them tonight. google says project glass is just an idea right now. they did revelease video. it's very cool. take a look. >> hey, dude. how is it going? >> you want to check out that new place? >> sure. hey, just a second. cool. >> good to see you again. >> thanks, man. see, you dude. whoa. cool. take a photo of this. share it to my circle. oh. i'm running late. music. stop. >> hi. what's up? >> hey. >> hey. >> you want to say something cool? >> yeah, sure.
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is that yuk lukulele? >> yep. here it goes. ah. oh. help, please. no! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some of the things need worked out. it's getting there. this is an unusual story. a pilot flying a cargo plane in australia had to land early because there was a snake on the plane. for real. it was life imitating very bad art. the pilot said the snake popped out from behind a control panel and started crawling down his leg. so, he freaked out and landed. that's why i like jetblue. in the event of a snake on a plane, a mongoose will fall from the ceiling. did you know every time they find a snake on a plane, samuel l. jackson gets a check for
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$118? [ applause ] hey, a new season of one of my favorite shows, "toddlers and tiaras" premiered last night. they visited something called the darling divas new york new york pageant. there was glitz, there was glamour, there were tears, there was some nose picking and this mother-daughter moment, shared between a young lady named paisley and her mommy wendy. >> this is like carrie from "sex and the city." >> i am ecstatic over the outfit. it does have some sheer in the midri midriff, hopefully people will not be calling her prosti-tot again. >> jimmy: keep our fingers crossed. it's like tater tots for hookers. big news for china today. they have overtaken the united states as the world's biggest food and grocery market.
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that means they buy and consume more food than we do. which -- when you think about it, of course they do. a half hour after they eat, they are hungry again. it's chinese food. last year, china spend $964 billion in groceries, where as we only spent 9$908 billion. china has a billion people. we have 300 million. why weren't they always the biggest market for groceries? are they allowed to eat now? have we been outeating them three and four to one? let me tell you something, we held them off for years it was like the food alamo around here. how does it feel to be a hero, people? because i tell you something, it feels pretty gosh darn good to me. this is funny. there's a local news station, kusi in san diego that employs michael turco. he has a recurring segment called the turco files, where he finds things he doesn't like and gets very mad about it. one time, some benches got stolen from the beach and he was
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furious. another time, a woman, there was a beehive in her neighbor, i think he yelled at the bees until they flew away. last week, he found a property with an abandoned house and turco wasted in time putting it in the file. >> from a distance, it looks like some strange bit of modern art rising up out of this neighborhood. but get up close and you realize it's just a postmodern mess. the gate's wide open and the fence is a joke. step right in and take a look at a remodeling project gone horribly wrong. now, normally i'd get up here and stomp around on a place like this, but take a look at this flo floor. and over here, there's no floor at all. some of the walls are held up with bralss. but others are on their own. and on the verge of collapse. the wiring is cause for alarm. so's the plumbing.
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and i've already shown you the floor. >> jimmy: all right. we get it. while are you making the place worse? [ laughter ] he did more damage than the tornado in texas. calm down, turco, jour breyou'r breaking things. there's another disaster in progress at al gore's cable channel current tv. last friday, they fired their star anchor keith olbermann because according to them, he no longer remitted the channel's values and they replaced him with former governor eliot spitzer who, of course, got caught with a hooker. current is now in a tough spot because even with keith olbermann, their ratings were terrible and now the ratings may go so low that they get dropped by tile warner cable. if your ratings go below a certain number, you're gone, which would probably mean the end for current tv. so, now, al goerl re is trying different approach. this is a new promo they started running today. >> al gore did his level best to create a tv network with real
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information and in depth analys analysis. but that's not what you want to watch. you want trash, america? al will give you trash. tuesdays at 9:00, "jersey gore." that's right. al gore tanning. al gore getting drunk. al gore getting tattooed like an [ bleep ]. al gore smushing with a bimbo. you happy now? "jersey gore," only on current tv. current tv. you make us sick. >> jimmy: one more thing. it's thursday night and it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> time and time again, the republican establishment has [ bleep ] down the throats of the republican party.
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>> still to come, before "mad men," a story about jon hamm [ bleep ] another guy. >> we are here to present the award for [ bleep ]. >> going to celebrate tonight, entertainer of the year? >> eating so much [ bleep ], you have no idea. >> grossest questions about your body answered. >> oh! >> believe you asking what the [ bleep ]? >> first woman governor ever in the state of south carolina. you can read it in her book, "[ bleep ] is not an option." >> gave me this stick, would you like to [ bleep ] the mountain lion? i said sure. you' >> you're playing a game called [ bleep ] a [ bleep ]. >> good luck today. see you again soon. >> thanks, gretchen. [ bleep ] you. >> special announcement that i [ bleep ] my first black [ bleep ] here? >> wow. >> jimmy: congratulations. tonight on the show, from "game
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>> jimmy: well, hi there. welcome back. thanks for staying up on a school night. tonight on the show, you can see her as the evil queen cersei lannister on "game of thrones" sundays on hbo. lena headey is here. and then with music from their latest album "the reckoning" needtobreathe from the bud light stage. we have a an excellent lineup for you next week on the show.
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ll cool j will be here. ashley judd, danny mcbride, david spade, james van der beek, morgan spurlock. from "glee," dianna agron, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" and we'll have music from josh b baze, the civil wars, slash featuring myles kennedy and the conspirators, and the shins. our first guest led his team to the college basketball national title by blocking that shot, blocking that shot. he was named m.o.p., the most outstanding player and will very likely be the number one pick in the nba draft come june. from the 2012 ncaa champion kentucky wildcats, please welcome anthony davis. is [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: how's it going? congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: have you had any sleep since monday night? >> not really. >> jimmy: not really. what have you been doing? what's been going on in your life since that time? >> flying everywhere. >> jimmy: flying everywhere? >> i flew to asia the other day. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, just got back. >> jimmy: really? >> no, i'm kidding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was going to say. wow. yeah, so, you've been -- i imagine, well, i know they -- i saw it on the news, they had a big sell vags for you guys in lexington. >> we got off the plane, 3,000 fans outside the airport waving. babies out there with unibrows, it was crazy. >> jimmy: who do you feel about that thing? people have kind of zeroed in on your eyebrow and -- looks like your mustache is just going to match there. but is that -- is that something you like? >> yeah, it's a funny story. >> jimmy: how did it start? >> when i first got to kentucky, guys, oh, you need to cut it,
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doesn't look good, look like bert from "sesame street." i thought, i need to cut this. after awhile, i decided, it's me, it's my brand. i like the way it is, so, everybody just started embracing it. t-shirts, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, here's the t-shirt. fear the brow. here's another one there. with your number. the team mascot had one. and this one -- i think, this is the best of them all. this is -- tell everyone who this is. >> yeah, that's my mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your own mom. >> yeah yeah. >> jimmy: you are not going -- you're going to keep that forever? is that the plan? >> that's my plan. keep it forever. no need to cut it. >> jimmy: no wax for you? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't need two.
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one is perfectly fine. >> i'm trying to set a new trend. >> jimmy: well, it sounds like you have. so, you are technically still in school, right? >> correct. >> jimmy: do you have to go to classes and stuff? >> coach cal is forcing us to. i don't know why. we just won the national championship. >> jimmy: yeah. what was the first class you had to go to when you got back? >> i had communications class and i had a speech to do. i told my professor -- look. we just won. could you push it back to wednesday? >> jimmy: what did he say? >> he said all right. i didn't go wednesday. push it back to monday. so -- but then i had to leave thursday, so -- so i was playing a little game with him. >> jimmy: what's the point, really? you probably enter the nba draft, you have not said, you probably won't say, right, you won't sate what -- >> not at all. >> jimmy: we know you're going to the draft. you're going to be the number one pick. you are nuts if you don't go and by the way, that's what i say, you are nuts if you don't go,
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because you never know what could happen, god forbid you break a leg or something like that. but do you really need to go to school? i mean, must we continue with this charade? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell your teachers they are fired. >> i want to get an education. >> jimmy: education. how much are you going to get in the next three months? really. >> not a lot. >> jimmy: no, i -- i didn't get it in three years in college, i got nothing. [ laughter ] all right, so, everything is going great for you right now. when you are on campus, do they -- they must -- around town you must get just people flocking to you, wherever you go, right? >> yeah, not just because i play basketball, but my height. >> jimmy: you can't hide. >> no way. i try to hide but "i see you over there." so, yeah. but you know, it's fun, kentucky's a great place, they have kentucky horse racing, kentucky basketball, so, horse racing not going on, they have basketball. and they die and live kentucky basketball. and -- >> jimmy: have you thought about doing any jockey work?
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riding a horse? >> i thought about it. i don't reach the height limit. >> jimmy: you can help push with your feet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, as far as the nba goes and obviously, i mean, you are not saying if you are going right away, but eventually you will, one way or the other. what do you think the first thing you want to buy is when you start making, you know, what, $5 million a year? >> the first thing is a car, you know, a bentley. >> jimmy: a bentley? >> i've been thinking about that since i was little. a white on white bentley. >> jimmy: nice. yeah, that will be all right. >> cruise around the street. everybody got a little money, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. a bentley. all right. that's a big way to start. you're not exactly easing into things. >> no. you only live once. >> jimmy: i know you are a big michael jordan fan, your childhood idol, everyone's, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, does that make you feel like you'd like to go play in charlotte, where he is an owner?
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>> whoever pays the most money. >> jimmy: i think michael would be very proud to hear that. that's his kind of talk. >> jimmy: well, you don't really have a choice. whoever picks you, right? >> but that's when the decision has to made, sit down with my coach and my family, decide what i need to go with my next step. might stay in school. might take your job. >> jimmy: you are welcome to have it. we do have a two-eyebrow minimum here, though. [ laughter ] >> i'll do it. >> jimmy: there is a rule. [ applause ] look over there, i just caught this out of the corner of my eye. he's still got those on. you -- as far as playing basketball goes, would you rather dunk a ball or block a shot? >> i'd rather block a shot. blocking shots is awesome. keep it inbounds. other teams get really mad. this guy is blocking shots. can you score?
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you see teams get mad at each other, they know i'm going to block the shot and they still try to go in and score the ball. it's funny. i tell my team. >> jimmy: yeah, not only, when you block shots, not only does it affect that particular play but then they are nervous to shoot around you, in fact, it seemed like at the end of the game, some of the guys on the kansas team, they were just not taking shots when you were in the area. >> yeah, yeah. i think i kind of rattled them a little bit. >> jimmy: i think you did. >> one game i definitely remember, i can't remember who we were playing, gave joe the ball and he see me in there, he pump faked the ball and look around and just threw the ball out. yeah, i'm not going in there. >> jimmy: can't blame him, right? >> i just keep going. just dunk the ball. >> jimmy: i'd love to see what this meeting with your family is like, where you have this decision, where you pretend. so, what do you guys think, should i? should i go to score -- oh, is that the bentley dealer pulling up? sorry, mom. [ laughter ]
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what does your mom want you to do? >> she wants me to stay in school. >> jimmy: she does? really? >> she really doesn't care about basketball. she cares about education. my dad looks at her, like, are you crazy? did you not just see what happened in college the past year? >> jimmy: what about your coach? did he work you over, did he tell you, he wants you to stay? >> he said i can play point guard next year so i'm really thinking about it. [ laughter ] has he made you any offers. if you stay, you won't have to practice? anything like that? >> i was thinking about that. i thought about making my own offer. i'll just play all games, no practice, no class, nothing. just all basketball games. >> jimmy: and maybe coach wears a skirt to the game. would he go for that? >> ah -- >> jimmy: it couldn't hurt to see how far you would push this. >> i might. i might. you know, coach cal just loves us all. he wants us to do what's best best for us.
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he's going to tell you the truth, not lie to you, tell you if you should stay, i want you to stay, don't go to the nba, he's going say what he thinks the best decision is for you and help you out. >> jimmy: well, you have already had more college experience than kobe and lebron combined, so, i think -- you know, you're in a pretty good spot. whatever you do, i wish you the best. congratulations. great to have you here. anthony davis, everybody. tomorrow, the 35th annual john wooden awards gala honoring anthony is at the l.a. athletic club. i don't think people can do to that? >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: you are going to get the wooden award. it's made of wood. >> i think it's made of metal. >> jimmy: anthony davis, everyone. we'll be right back with lena headey. this good...
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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, needtobreathe will be here. if you long for the days when beheadings, disembowelments, multiple acts of incest and baby dragons ruled tv our next guest's show is right up your alley. she plays the queen cersei lannister on the medieval fantasy series "game of thrones" watch it sundays at 9:00 on hbo.
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please say hello to lina lena headey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you really evil or are you not evil in real life? >> i'm a little evil. >> jimmy: a little? >> yeah. when required. >> jimmy: the fans of "game of thrones" are very serious, enthusiastic fans in general. >> yes. >> jimmy: do they like you? because i've seen some things on the internet that would indicate that they do not. >> you would be correct. i used to go to the -- i played sarah connor and she's pretty heroic. we went there and i was sitting next to peter who, is a golden knight and amelia, who has three drag dragons. and i had to grab books out of
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people's hands to sign and they were like, no i don't like you. >> jimmy: have you had run-ins with any of these people? >> i had a lady who was doing the cars and she went, ah, hey, you play on "game of thorns." i went, yeah, yeah. and she goes, you're a [ bleep ] bitch. >> jimmy: really? i guess that's a compliment. >> i think so. >> jimmy: what happened to your finger, by the way? i noticed you have a double bandage. >> that's an annual injury. i've done it twice now. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. making the bed. >> jimmy: oh really? >> not making a bed -- >> jimmy: what happened? >> i broke it. >> jimmy: you should wish it. >> i like a straight sheet. >> jimmy: so tucking it in, you broke your finger. how hard are you making the bed? >> pretty hard. i need help. >> jimmy: it sounds like it.
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you make the bed every day? >> yes. >> jimmy: i see no point to that. i really don't, because you are getting into it at the end of the night. >> and i sleep with my son. it's kind of stupid. >> jimmy: oh, you do. in real life you sleep with your son. on the show, you sleep with your brother. weird stuff going on. >> i've come to confess. >> jimmy: your son -- what's his name? >> wiley. >> jimmy: 2 years old. is he talking yet? >> yes. he turned 2 on saturday. and kind of woke up with the terrible twos. i'm not kidding. i was like, it's your birthday, he's like -- satan. it happened. on the money. >> jimmy: what does he do? >> just, like, mean. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: has this been the case since he turned two? >> yeah, it's becoming regular. >> jimmy: oh, really. how can a 2-year-old be mean? >> they want stuff. and he had toys and i don't really give him toys. so every time the bell goes, he's like, toys, momma.
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i'm like, no more toys. >> jimmy: you don't give him toys? no, i lock them away. no, i don't spoil him. >> jimmy: you don't. >> you get a crazy kid. >> jimmy: how do you control yourself in this day and age as far as kids go and -- how do you avoid giving them times and candy and that kind of stuff? >> because i saw the result -- i gave him, like, healthy jelly on his first birthday, i bought from whole foods for $7,000, he ate it and it must have had sugar because he went bananas. >> jimmy: the sugar made him crazy? >> yeah. never again. >> jimmy: never again? you know he's going to go nuts when he's a teenager. >> yes. >> jimmy: were you a good teenager? >> i was -- [ laughter ] let's say i was a stealth teen. >> jimmy: in what way? >> my parents were both coppers, police. >> jimmy: oh, both?
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wow. >> thankfully until i was only about 6. but i think they retained the kind of detective thing. so, i had to be very smart in my rebellion. and i was, jimmy. >> jimmy: how were you smart? >> i was just very good at sneaking out. i was like a burglar. >> jimmy: you sneak out in the middle of the night? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: and you would return -- >> before they rose. >> jimmy: wow. some police officers. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're town must have been very, very safe. where did you grow up? >> i grew up in yorkshire, which is, if you know the show, sort of like winter fell. >> jimmy: well, we know the pudding and that's really all we know about yorkshire. >> and it's fantastic. >> jimmy: so i've heard. and your parents, they come visit you over here? they still live there? >> they live there. they've come to stay with me for a month. >> jimmy: oh, they are staying with you?
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>> mom and dad. >> jimmy: now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, they are. >> and it's lovely and they are fantastic but you just can't ever lose the teen thing when your parents are rraround? >> jimmy: are you sneaking out? are they? that would be a switch. they must help you when they're here. >> they do. my dad -- not always successful. but they are brilliant, you know, but it's just the arguments and i turn into a 15-year-old. "i know!" i'm 14, actually. >> jimmy: were they supportive of your choice of career? >> they were. i think they were a little skeptical that it would happen. but it has and they are quite happy sitting here in the sunshine. >> jimmy: are they bothered by any of the content on the show? are they excited about, say, the incest? [ laughter ] >> that's a high point for my dad. >> jimmy: i'm sure.
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>> my mom's a geek, she's read all the books, she's always like, don't tell me, don't tell me. and my dad kind of loves the war elements of it. >> jimmy: it's a great show. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: show comes back on sunday night at 9:00 on hbo. it's called "game of thrones," check it out. lena headey, everybody. we'll be right back with ne needtobreat needtobreathe. [ female announcer ] try the cock-a-doodle-deelicious
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here with the song "keep your eyes open," needtobreathe. >> jimmy: call here with the song "keep your eyes opened" need to breathe. msz ♪ ♪ ♪ if you could soldier on headstrong into the storm i'll be here waiting on the other side don't ♪ the first days of the war are gone take back your former ♪ ♪ look back the road is long the first days of the war are gone take back your former ♪ ♪ thorn and turn the tide ♪ cause if you never leave home
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never let go you'll never make it to the great unknown ♪ ♪ till you keep your eyes open my love so tell me you're strong tell me you see ♪ ♪ i need to hear it can you promise me to keep your eyes open my love ♪ ♪ just past the circumstance the first light a second chance no child could ever dance ♪ ♪ the way you do oh tear down the prison walls don't start the curtain call your chain will never fall ♪ ♪ until you do cause if you never leave home never let go
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you'll never make it ♪ ♪ to the great unknown till you keep your eyes open my love so show me your fire ♪ ♪ show me your heart you know i'll never let you fall apart if you keep your eyes ♪ ♪ open my love oh oh oh open up oh oh oh ♪ ♪ open up your eyes ♪ oh oh oh ♪ open up ♪ oh oh oh ♪ open up your eyes ♪ keep your eyes open ♪ don't let the night become the day don't take the darkness to the grave i know pain is just place ♪ ♪ the will has been broken don't
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