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and music from the civil wars. with cleto and the cletones. and now as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, hi. that's very nice. jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thank you for watching at home. i want to thank everyone in the studio audience tonight for -- thank you for braving the elements to be here with us. everybody okay? we had a scary morning this morning. we had a half inch of rain in l.a. this morning. and it fell from the sky. god must be mad at us or something. it was terrible.

the bottoms of my yoga pants got all week. and rain is amazing in l.a. we stand there looking up at it and if rur mouths are open, we can drown. this was a 400-pound bear loose and it was spotted in the area over the months. apparently, it had a taste for meatballs. it could break in someone's refrigerator to find them. but yesterday, it was tr tranqualized. and here is the bear. >> a guy is texting and he look up and sees a 400-pound bear. the bear was spotted in the

neighborhood and the guy saw it yesterday. well, he got out of there fast. >> i was texting my boss that i would be late to work. something is coming down and i'm going down the stairs and i see the bear coming up the stairs towards me. and i came back and run for my life. >> you should have seen it, this guy was texting and i was like, err. and he is like, ah! it was hilarious. not cool. >> nobody was hurt. fish and game officials tranqualized the bear and it was released in the national forest. >> jimmy: thank goodness. this is a follow up story to something we talked about last week. did you hear the story about the woman who worked in the mcdonald's in baltimore who supposedly won the mega millions lottery in a pool with her co-works. her name is miranda wilson.

this is her story. >> a single woman claims she won the jackpot. >> with a ticket she bout with a dollar she found on the floor. >> how does it feel to win the lottery? >> it feels good. >> she stashed the winning ticket at an mcdonald's where she works. >> is it in the mcflurry machine? who is knows. >> what is that ticket? >> meanwhile, the mcdonald's is now under watch bid two armed security guards. >> i don't know what i'm supposed to do. >> this cat is mouse game has drawn the attention of the taiw taiw taiwanese animation. >> let me get it straight. >> a mega millions mystery. >> a mega mess. >> are you going claim the ticket? >> if i find it. >> did you lose the ticket? >> i misplaced it.

>> you now have misplaced the ticket? >> i don't know. >> it turns out, the real winners from maryland came forward yesterday, and none of them were that woman. so all of the news channels reported on nothing. in fact, right now, i am reporting on nothing. i guess to get on tv, you claim you need a lotto. you don't need a buy a lottery ticket. our co-works were furious. one was able to serve her with a lawsuit. they asked her -- a website asked her why she claimed to have a winning ticket. and this is a quote. she said, i don't know what really happened. but everybody doesn't know what really happened. well, you can't argue with that. and the bad news, she didn't win the hotry. the good news, he can take home

as many catch-ketchup pacts she fit in hur draw. an interesting study from sky scanner. an international poll of tourists ranks france the word's rudest country to travelers. that is a shocking. the united states ranks 7 on the list. and again, we strongly finish number one with countries with the most reality shows about cupcakes. that is good. this is from "ac 360's" show on cnn. he does a show called the ridiculous. and last night's story was a polish-american tradition called dingus day. >> it can be traced back to a

medieval day. here is how you celebrate. >> girls sprinkling girls with water and the girls strirking back with a tap from a pussy willow branch. [ laughter ] i'm not going to let you let me do this -- it's really so stupid.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think anderson cooper is high. the word pussy willow is not that funny. no word is that funny. nothing has ever been that funny. i would like to see drug tests all around and get a test from wolf blitzer while you're at it. another strange story from arizona.

a three bills signed by the governor would declare a woman to be pregnant from the first day of her last men central period. and that would be two weeks before conception. so congratulations, lady, you are all arizona pregnant. you are all growing. i wonder if they realize f the bill cast, that i will not be able to report any female illegal immigrants because they are all pregnant with illegal babies. we are like russian nesting dolls. florida congressman allen west made an interesting statement yesterday. >> i believe there are about 78 to 81 members of the democrat nart are members of the commune

nis party. >> 78 to 81. that is -- members of the communist party? really? it's time for someone to lay off tom clancy novels. that is a guy that they think should be mitt romney running mate. i would like that, we haven't had a truly crazy vice president until now. do you remember a president called george w. bush. we haven't seen much of him. but he made a brief appearance yesterday in new york. in case you were wondering, he still got its. >> the bush -- the center gives me an opportunity to repay, as best as we can, our, our, vets. and to this send, i have taken a bunch of vets mountain bike

riding in the canyon. and i don't like to be beaten on a mountain bike ride by a one legged veteran, but it's look like to happy. >> jimmy: i miss him so much. i really do. it's harder now. and one more thing, spring is in full bloom and with it, so are flowers, you know, fresh flowers brighten up any room. you can pick them from your garden, from your neighbor's grden. and arrange them yourself. my aunt chippy has exper seitis the area. and here she is can cousin sal. >> hi, this is aunt chippy and we are chip tips on how to --

>> wait a second. cut. you don't look happy at all. >> i can't get three [ bleep ] words out before you stop me. >> keep smiling, keep smiling, action. >> how long do you have to say that for? >> we were doing so well. >> huh such a nice smile. try it again, you ready? here we go, and smile, keep smili smiling, smiling, smiling, keep smiling, keep smiling, oh, stop smiling. >> oh, [ bleep ]. this is [ bleep ]. it's [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], should you no better moch how long you do you think i can sit there like this? and you keep saying smiling, smiling, smiling. do you know when it's going to end? >> keep smiling. >> oh, [ bleep ], come on. >> action. >> hi, welcome to chip's tips. we're going to do some flower arrangements today.

we going put on gloves just for safety prekacautions. we were going put on glos but they don't have fingers in them. >> put on the gloves. >> you have seen these things! another thing, i can not open up this pair of -- after -- >> stick them against your -- >> do you want me to put it under my throat, sal? i'm not going to cut my jug off trying to open up these [ bleep ] scissors. >> your what? >> my jug. it's like a vein. >> psych a circus juggler. >> stop treating me like i'm disturbed. >> action. >> welcome to chip's tips. today we're going put a nice -- >> today's -- >> cut. cut.

>> i don't -- i really don't need any remarks from you. that is bad enough over there. i don't need any remarking from you. do you hear me? do you hear me? and we're going to snip them a little bit, an an angle so they get so they get water. >> cut, cut -- >> it would be nice if they did cut. they don't freaking cut! you got to rip them apart. >> move the vase to the right a little bit. >> there you go. >> and now, here with go, now, turn the vase a little bit -- >> we are going do the -- turn the vase 150 times. is that the [ bleep ] we are going to do today? >> hold on. >> turn the vase like it has different ends. yell when you want me to stop.

we are going to put the white ones in. >> i think the white ones have too many petals in them. can you takeoff three petals? >> three [ bleep ] petals, you are worried about? you have again berserk. >> you can really make your arrangement sing but adding something edible to it. all right? >> to add to the beautiful flower arrangement, everything loves -- >> cut, you were supposed to bring it in with wire. >> i thought you said to put the chicken on -- >> you know how when you get a chicken arrangement, when it's wired. >> you know what? i'm going to tell you something. and i'm going to try to be very calm. i'm going to put this [ bleep ]

chicken wing on this [ bleep ] piece of stick. i'm going wire this [ bleep ] green thing on to it. i'm going to stick it in that pot and i'm going to say good night. do you both hear me? do you? >> why are you so mad? >> you [ bleep ]. >> action. >> and the last thing we're going to put in the flourer arrangement is a card. and it's a card and it says roses are red, violets are blue, [ bleep ] you and [ bleep ] you too. i'm done. thank you, good night. i'm done! i'm out of here! >> chippy, come back. >> they are going to kill me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i apologize. she was forward. we have a big show tonight. from the film.

>> gary: god bless america, bobcat goldthwait is here. we have music from the civil wars, and we'll be right back with ashley judd, so stick around. let's play indoors this weekend.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, friends. welcome back. tonight on the program, an old pal of ours. he used to be director of this show -- now he is director and writer of a very, very, very, very dark comedy called "god bless america." it opens in theaters may 11th or you can see it now via video-on-demand. bobcat goldthwait is here. [ cheers and applause ] hopefully, enthusiastienthusiasl do the bobcat voice. and then, music from a multiple grammy award-winning duo. this is their debut album called "barton hollow" -- the civil

woors are wars are here. we are good show you tomorrow night too. danny mcbride will be here, as will dianna agron from "glee," and we'll have music from the shins. our first guest is an eighth generation kentuckian who went to 12 different schools in 13 years. she owns five cats and two dogs. she's been nominated for two golden globes, and her husband won the indy 500. no other wards, she has a lot going on. her new show is called "missing," watch it thursdays at 8:00 here on abc. please say hello to ashley judd. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ very good to see you. >> are you a numbers guy? >> jimmy: yeah, like numbers. love letters too. >> can i give you a gentle

correction? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> he won the indianapolis 500 twice. >> jimmy: two times. that is significant. that is worth mentioning. how are you? how is everything? >> everything is good. it is good. >> jimmy: congratulations. your team, the university of kentucky won -- >> eight, the numbers. and we are looking good for number nine. >> jimmy: you are serious, you are not the fair weather fans that shows up the end. >> i love my baseball team. and people think i'm an exaggerated form of a kentucky nut but i'm a kentucky fan. we are all bonkers. >> jimmy: you went to a lot of games in the tournament? >> this season, i was able to attend six games te games. saw them them the university of north carolina and louisville. and i was there in the first round, the second round. and the elite eight, and the

semis and the championship game. >> jimmy: do you do the brackets? >> of course i do the brackets, one what i think and one what i hope. and this year, they were one in the same. >> jimmy: i always pick the team i like. i feel guiltiy about picking a team i don't like to win and the hell with it, it's $10. >> your pool is only 10? >> jimmy: yeah, you are in a heavy hitter pool? >> no, i was just trying to make a joke. i think a quick meeting with you could tip things over with guys. >> it's against ncaa regulation for an alum to have contact with a recruit. and for instance, the guy that just announced that he is

coming -- i don't know if i'm allowed to tweet him. >> jimmy: just do it and see what happens. >> there is strict regulations about that. and i was at game this year, and went back to the car, and deron lamb was like, can you give me a ride back to the lodge and i go, i don't think i can. and the checked and you absolutely may not give him a ride to the gym. >> jimmy: what if it's an emergency and he is chased by wolves? >> it's still on ncc infraction. when kentucky won the title in 1996 and i was great friends with my favorite player, the mvp on the final four, i could not buy him a congratulations milkshake at the deli.

>> jimmy: you can't buy him a milksha milkshake. that is disgusting. what flavor would you have bought him? >> mvp? any flavor i had wanted. >> jimmy: you get tickets and people want to go to the game. who do you decide wants to go? >> i had a lot of wonderful dates, my dad, my pop, my mom, has down the "y" me, and the time-out at halftime. but perhaps, without hurting anyone's feelings, my favorite date was uncle mark and we just had the most wonderful time. >> jimmy: uncle mark? what makes him so much fun? >> well, uncle mark is a modest and extroo memely gentleman. and he is a minister.

and he couldn't come because he was writing sermons and this year, he was able to go with him. and i said to him in the beginning of the season, you and my, we are going all the way with the team, and this lovely gentleman can heckle a referee like you would not believe. >> jimmy: really, a pastor? >> we are at the final four and he is calling the referee an egg sucking dirty hound dog. and this is three calls after the offending call. and he is like, oh, you got one wit rite. and i turn to my section and i said, what do you think he does for a living. and the whole setup, he is a preacher and they are like, no. he became a little famous.

>> jimmy: the profane creature. i guess egg sucking is not profane. you don't over that. your husband, dario, he does like basketball? >> bdario really enjoys the finl four. his first love, what we call soccer. he is very passionate. >> jimmy: he goes with you and he tolerates the fact we use our hands when we play sports? >> he likes it. he was -- he got nervous for the team. he got nervous for the student and leads and the free throws to him, he is like, oh, my gosh. he really enjoyed it and hopefully he will come with me again. and i explain the whole thing to him. >> jimmy: if one of the players needs a ride f he drives, you

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>> i do. aprefer a grassroots country humanitarian travel i do. you know, prague is beautiful and i tried to get in with the legacy of prague. that enrich mid experience. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about something you said in an interview. if i see a good creek, i have to get in it, it's disrespectful to a creek not to get in. >> jimmy: what makes a good creek, just to start with. >> beautiful, clear running water. i like shale bottom creeks. >> jimmy: even if it's freezing cold do you go in? >> of course. >> jimmy: do you takeoff our clothes or go in with a bathing

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny man and talented director of movies like "world's greatest dad" and "windy city heat." his latest is called "god bless america." it is available now via video-on-demand and opens in theaters may 11th. please welcome bobcat goldthwait. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

wow, look at you. you are a real film director now. >> yeah, i am acting like a jerk. >> jimmy: no, you look really nice. your parents would be very pleased. >> i do look a little like picture day. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you, you too. >> jimmy: i was kidding. >> yeah, i know. because when i worked here, i was really skinny and you were fat and now, i'm fat -- >> jimmy: it will be back. don't worry. >> you got to fight it, every day. fight the manorexia. no one likes the skinny jimmy kimmel. i'm fat. i'm, mim bought cat, the portly

'80s comedian. >> jimmy: will you be doing the voice for you tonight? >> you are going to be a [ bleep ] in my [ bleep ] tonight. sorry, irv. so, um, here's the deal. i'm going to tell a quick story involving -- >> >> jimmy: a heard a little of the voice right there. >> when i used to direct the show, grover came on. the muppet. knock washington or cleveland. so grover came on and i showed up for rehearsal. he wasn't in a special box. he was just laying on the stage. it looked creepy. he was very despondent and i

said, that is screwing me up. and he puts grover on and he said, hi, bobcat. and i go, hi grover, like, i became a kid. and i go, this is clearly where i got my act. clearly, as a kid, this is where i got my act. can you add it up? and i'm like, he is a good actor. >> jimmy: yeah. modest. now, god bless america is a comedy about a killing spree. is that how you describe it? >> it's a very violent movie about kindness. >> jimmy: yeah, how many people get killed in the movie? >> i'm saying it's 35. >> because there are people who

get killed off camera. spoiler alert, maybe a baby gets shot. in my defense that baby was [ bleep ]. no, that baby, yeah, no, we do shoot a baby. the thin about the baby, nobody told the parents that was what the scene was. yeah. and so the second a.d., the guy goes, what are you shooting today. and she goes, your baby. and then she realizes, no one told the guy he was shooting the baby. >> jimmy: was he okay with it? >> yeah, he got 200 bucks. and the baby just sat there like -- and it's supposed to be crying and it never cried. and everyone said, babies always cry. and i would love to tell you i'm

a better man than this. and i crawled on the floor and i got in the baby's face and i'm like, ah, ah. and the baby would go, ahh. and as soon as i ducked down -- it stopped so i'm under the baby going arg, arg. i love that this baby will be 10 and a "police academy" will come on and he will go, ah. >> jimmy: i want to read shom of the reviews of the movie. you have an 89% rating on rotten tomatoes. darkly comedic and infinitely charming. we may be able to crown

goldthwait. when stifflor. i don't you have benefitted from anything before jnchts that sweet of you. but you are like, why didn't he bust some of that when he worked here. >> jimmy: well, you can only do so much. >> i want to say that is very kind to read the nice reviews. but if i have any kind of a director career, it's because of you. >> jimmy: well, thank you. >> no, i mean -- jimmy -- >> jimmy: save it for the oscars. >> the guy named oscar. >> jimmy: guillermo, you remember bobcat, right? >> he has gotten so much bigger. >> jimmy: he had a baby, he has another one on the way now. >> i can put him in the sequel.

jimmy did hire me when i was pretty much a punch line to a lot of people and i appreciate it. >> jimmy: i didn't do it for you, i did it for me. look how adorable. you have really put on a lot of weight, honestly. >> i really have. i don't do anything. i used to work. i used to run the stairs up and down. >> jimmy: we have a clip of the movie. >> the guy is suicidal and he is diagnosed with a brain tumor. hey, no, it gets funnier. he is able to commit suicide but he sees a show that is similar to my super sweet 16. so he decides to drive and shoot the girl in the head from my super sweet 16. >> jimmy: she is a horrible girl. >> and then we are going see a clip from her classmate. >> jimmy: this is joel murray,

who is terrific and happens to be bill murray's brother. >> yeah, no -- >> jimmy: not that you didn't know that. >> i did know that. >> jimmy: the clip, from "god bless america". >> who you killing next? i was thinking the kardashian, my gym coach. people who give high fives, and any jock. twihards, and what else? >> get off the bed. >> mormons who call their tits the girls. >> stop it! >> jimmy: that is "god bless america." see it may 11th or right this moment at home. >> watch it on demand or any service orly come to your house and do the play. when we come back, music frohmhm

back with bobcat. this is their latest album. here with the sing called "kingdom come," the civil wars. [ applause ] ♪

♪ run run run away buy yourself another day ♪ ♪ a cold wind's whispering secrets in your ear so low only you can hear ♪ ♪ hmm-mm run run run and hide somewhere no one else can find ♪ ♪ tall trees bend their lean pointing where to go where you will still be ♪ ♪ all alone ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ don't you fear my dear it'll all be over soon

i'll be waiting here for you ♪ ♪ run fast if you can no one else you understand ♪ ♪ fly high across the sky from here to kingdom come ♪ ♪ fall back down to where you're from ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh don't you fret my dear it'll all be over soon i'll be waiting here ♪ ♪ for you

for you for you ♪ ♪ don't you fret my dear don't you fret my dear it'll all be over soon it'll all be over soon ♪ ♪ i'll be waiting here don't you fret my dear it'll be over soon ♪ ♪ i'll be waiting here