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>> guillermo: wow, that's great. i'm a lot of fun! i think i'll take off my pants and go run around in circles on hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: great idea. you head out while i finish up here. >> dicky: trident. see what fun unfolds. and go to thefunaudit.com to see how much fun you're having. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with krysten ritter, music from noel gallagher's high flying birds, and zac efron. today is yours. to find your "can do" spirit. your "will do" strength. to chart new paths and rediscover old ones. capability has found its versatility-

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♪ >> jimmy: high, everyone. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. thank you for being with us instead of volunteering time in your local communities. we appreciate it. this week is national volunteer week. this is the week to do one nice thing so you spend the rest of the year telling everyone about it. you couldn't pay me to volunteer. of course i'm kidding. i happen to think that every week should be volunteer week am i right? [cheers and applause ] i've done my part. i try not to volunteer too much this week, because i don't want the rest of the year to get its expectations up. it could not have come for a

better time for 11 members of the secret service who have been suspended while authorities look into whether or not they hired prostitutes in colombia. when the president goes anywhere the secret service goes ahead to scout the area and make sure it's safe. local police got involved when one of the prostitutes refused to leaf a hotel room of an agent who owed her money. now instead of being at work, they're at home with their wives and girlfriends. good times. is our economy really so bad we can't afford to pay our overseas prostitutes anymore? sometimes i feel like we didn't learn anything from tiger woods. [cheers and applause ] it's no joke all 11 agents were relieved of duty and put on administrative leave. they need to work on the secret part of secret service. maybe we need another group, the

top secret service. at least now we know what they're talking about in the earpieces they wear -- hookers! it just goes to show you illegal activity can happen anywhere, even colombia. president obama does not appear to be pleased. before leaving colombia yesterday, he was forced to address the scandal at a press conference. >> on the secret service, these men and women perform extraordinary service on a day-to-day basic protecting me my family u.s. officials. they do very hard work under very stressful circumstances and almost invariably do an outstanding job. [cheers and applause ] the secret servicemen weren't the only ones having a good time

in colombia. just before 1:00 this morning, secretary of state hillary clinton was spotted in a bar in carta hana dancing and drinking, having a beer. somebody loosened the buttons on her pants suit didn't they? that's kind of like seeing your aunt nancy drunk at your cousin matt's wedding. perhaps mrs. clinton was preparing for latin week on "dancing with the stars." it's latin week on dwts. on "dancing with the stars," the contestants are doing the samba, salsa, tangos, and what better way to celebrate latin culture than with steve irkel dancing to a maroon 5 song. the original plan was to stuff the contestants with candy and beating them with sticks, but the lawyers got involved. you can tell it's latin week when judge bruno really starts rolling his r's.

every year they do the latin week. i wonder if they have caulkation week on latino dance shows. this week, dance like you're a robot having a seizure. congratulations are in order for brad pitt and angelina jolie who just got engaged. you know what i knew there was something going on between those two. i didn't know they weren't married. haven't they been married since 1985? either way it's about time they settled down and started a family. rumors started to spread last week when angelina jolie was spotted wearing a huge diamond ring. the publicist confirmed the news on friday. they're getting married on may 17 at the hampton in torns. they said, our soul-destroying jealousy is all the gift they need. they'll probably have a d.j. and a band. it will be the focus of every

magazine cover and supermarket everywhere. people can't seem to get enough of this sort of thing. we want to jump on the wagon. here now with his thoughts and insight from the streets of hollywood is corey, the guy who plays chub aka on the street here in hollywood. >> i think it's good that they got engaged, but i think also, like it could be bad because, like, my friend he got engaged. he's having all sorts of problems now like his wife is always like asking him about what they're going to do for the wedding and then like she's always like wanting to talk to him. she wants him to like, spend more time with her. he doesn't want to do any of this stuff. so one day he lost his temper, went to walmart, and he just started hitting people at walmart. and everybody was like, everybody knows who he is now. they're like that's that guy that's always going to walmart

starting fights. i was like, dude why are you starting fights at walmart? he was like i might just start like my own walmart fight club. i was like wow, i might join but i doubt it. maybe when i get engaged like i could join. but yeah i hope that doesn't happen like to brad because he seems nice. i think the orphans would suffer if he started fighting. so, yeah, they shouldn't get engaged, yeah. [cheers and applause ] so it sounds like the best man speech is coming together. the first weekend of the coachela valley music and arts festival was held over the weekend. did any of you go? >> couple of you. the most talked about performance of the night was snoop dogg and dr. dre. there were rumors last week,

their deceased friend would be appearing with them as a hollow gram. instead they had a hollow gram of tup ak shackure. the people recording from the cockpit were very, very high. a bunch of people taped this and posted it to youtube. well, here it is. >> yeah you know [ bleep ]. >> was up? [ bleep ]. >> let me get this straight, the guy comes back from the dead and his first question is what's up? it bums me out he's been dead for 16 years and still in much better shape than i am. hollow gram tup ak did a duet with snoop. it's pretty cool looks like they're on the stage together. if you look at snoop he doesn't

know what's happening. i may have smoked too much finally. i'm having hal ussinizations. the hollow gram was dr. dre's idea, developed by a company in san diego. it's the same technology aero-smith has been using to make it seem like steven tyler has been alive all this time. [cheers and applause ] overall the performance was pretty good, but i prefer tup ak's earlier alive work. this technology, that hollow gram was amazing. it was so amazing, we hired the company, to do a similar thing. you want to see a hollow gram? [cheers and applause ] here we go. i think we'll see it here. welcome. oh, look at that. it's unbelievable. if i wasn't seeing it with my

own eyes. it looks as if larry king has appeared on stage here in front of us. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's walking among us. >> hey, sh muck i'm right here i am not dead. >> thank goodness larry king is not dead everybody. [cheers and applause ] he's my hollow-grandpa! in politics this campaign for republican candidate for president continues. during a campaign stop in missouri on friday newt gingrich made time to stop by the st. louis zoos. he goes to as many zoos as he can. he got too close to one of the animals and was bit on the hand

by a penguin. if you're named after a lizard, you have to assume birds are going to try to eat you. if you were a penguin and saw those sausage fingers coming at you, you'd take a bite too, right? mitt romney sat down with diane sawyer tonight covering a range of topics including saturday night live. romney said he's considering hosting which led dinian sawyer to ask about his sense of humor. >> who's funnier, you or president obama? >> i don't know if he's funny. but most of our dinner table events were involving humor of one kind or another. most of which can't be repeated on the air. >> there were an awful lot of shenanigans. some of them even turned into tom foolery. i would love to find out his

pranks. i bet they're hilarious. you should have seen the look at tag's face when he realized i put all the left shoes on the right side. [cheers and applause ] mitt romney just filed an extension on his tax return. quick round of applause, who here has not yet finished their taxes? and the rest of you probably don't even know what taxes are, right? you know they're due tomorrow. you want to know a great way to screw with the irs, don't have any income at all. let's see them try to collect tax on that. i had a feeling a lot of people would be up late working on their tax returns, so we hired an expert to help out. here now to answer your questions and share his knowledge and wisdom with you, the one and only gary busey. >> form 1099 we all know what

that is. when you get your form then put dash and 1. you take that tax form to walmart. when you present that to them, they will give you a free terry cloth bath robe. in other words, you're not paying them, but they're paying you. so you don't have to pay taxes. if i file electronically, what do i do with my w 2 forms? >> i would say find a small animal and use them as sup oztories. >> is child support deductible? >> yes! -- no it's not. >> if i convert a traditional individual requirement account to a roth this year roth can i split the taxable income between two years? this is the most stupid question i've ever had in my career.

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[cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program the star of the very funny new show “don't trust the b in apartment 23,” which you can see on wednesdays nights here on abc, krysten ritter is here. and then, formerly of the band oasis, he had enough of his brother and has a new band, this is their debut album, which they named after themselves, "noel gallagher's high flying birds," from the bud light stage. tomorrow night from "ncis," mark harmon will be here, as will the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," and we'll have music from ashanti. and later this week, gabourey sidibe, jennifer love hewitt, chef georgia pellegrini, and music from kasabian and jason mraz. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: three years before "glee" elbowed its way into our lives, our first guest danced and sang his way across basketball courts and halls of learning in a little phenomenon called “high school musical.” now he is all grown up and roughly stubbled in the new movie, “the lucky one.” there are women squealing right

now. it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to zac efron. [cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i told you he was hand some. they were worried you wouldn't be handsome in real life. >> what's up, guys? >> jimmy: we might need emergency medical care for our third row. how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: did you get your taxes done on time? >> to be completely honest with you, i have no idea. i haven't done my taxes, i don't think i've ever done my taxes. >> never in your life? >> i think i have somebody do them for me. >> jimmy: it probably went from your parents doing it, to professionals. >> in fact, i know what's happened.

>> jimmy: but you missed out. i wonder what happens when the irs agent gets zac efron's tax return. they smell it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and maybe kiss it a little bit. >> it depends if it's a guy or a girl. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started getting paid to be an actor? >> 12 or 13. fresh off the stage. didn't know what i was doing. my first paying thing was for fire fly. i had like five lines on that show called fire fly. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how much did you get paid for that? >> it was a couple thousand bucks. it was a lot of money at that time. >> jimmy: no kidding. >> for me it was huge. i think i had a total of $800 in my bank account, life savings. >> jimmy: well it hadn't been much of a life to that point. >> 700 bucks was all i had to my name. >> jimmy: did you freak out? did you use it? did your parents allow you to

touch? >> i freaked out. my dad was going, man, that's really money. maybe you should keep doing this. i hadn't heard that from my dad before. >> jimmy: so he was impressed by it. >> he said maybe do it for a while because you're college funds aren't exactly in line. >> jimmy: do you have siblings? >> i do have a little brother. >> jimmy: did he put him into this stuff right away? >> no. he's a much smarter individual than i am. >> jimmy: did you go to college with the college money? >> no. i went straight to musical high school. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can do that. so what does your brother do? is he in college? >> here's in college here. >> jimmy: how much younger is he? >> about four years younger. >> jimmy: so did you torment him as children? >> you know how brothers are.

we fought all the time. we goat along great then. but back then we fought a lot. >> jimmy: were there serious beatings? >> he messed we up quite a bit. he straight up round-house kicked me to the face with cowboy boots, and knocked out my two front teeth. >> jimmy: really? >> and i was pissed. >> jimmy: is he in prison now? >> that's one of the fights, i totally have a picture of how pissed off i was. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah, here it is. right here. like this is me the next day. clearly i was angry. >> jimmy: oh wow. looks like you're about to call your attorney. i never seen anybody besides leon sphinx so happy to have knocked out teeth. >> that's my brother. >> jimmy: do you visit him in college? >> i do.

i went there one time. he's living in paradise. >> jimmy: where is he going? >> cal poly. he's going to be pissed they said that. i went there one day to go straight to his dorm. it was the first time he let me go. i was literally stepping over girls on towels to get to his dorm. so i'm like, this is where you live, dude? you live here? wow, the girls on your lawn. what's going on? so we got there. living in a closet with another dude. kinda weird. >> jimmy: did you have to share a room when you were kids? >> we did. we had bunk beds. >> jimmy: so it's natural for him, then. >> yeah yeah. it was. he was better at it than i was. i had the top bunk. he had the little one. >> jimmy: the little ones pee is the problem. >> yeah exactly. i never pissed the top bunk. >> jimmy: you are obviously --

there are a lot of girls in love with you, have the posters and that sort of thing. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they make that noise when you appear. who did you have a crush on when you were a kid? >> i have a crush on -- um i had a poster of tyra banks on my wall. >> jimmy: really? does she know? >> she'll know if she watches this. did i. she was one of my first crushes. >> jimmy: any like people that were not celebrities that you had a crush on? >> sort of. i kind of -- i had a crush on my babysitter growing up. doesn't everybody? she was amazing. >> jimmy: really? what was her name? >> her name was brook. >> jimmy: how much older was brook than you? >> i think she was in college, about to be in college. >> jimmy: you were how old? >> i was in third grade, fourth grade, something like that.

>> jimmy: and you found her enchanting? >> captivating. she was in high school, and i think i met her. she used to work at the rec center. my parents would send me there for daycare because they worked full time. i was there a lot. i fell in love with her the first time i saw her. my parents scooped her up and said, will you come work for us full time? >> jimmy: wow. >> took care of me. i just love this girl. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch with her? >> she writes me letters. how often do you get hand-written letters? >> jimmy: have you contacted the police if. >> no. but i'm still trying to find her. >> jimmy: hire her ten, 12 bucks an hour. i want to ask you when we come back, i have an idea for a competition of sorts.

i read that you're in australia and on a television show, and they asked you to demonstrate how to unhook a bra, and you were very good at it. >> i remember that. >> jimmy: i happen to be pretty good at it too. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these girls don't even wear bras yet. who are they kidding? [cheers and applause ] children. when we come back, i would like to challenge you to a bra-unhooking competition. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zac efron! “the lucky one” opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back. were a beta tester. like her. hey guys. hi. hey. how's carl? [ crying ] when my test phone doesn't update me with my friend's latest status i'm not just being thoughtless i'm making smartphones better. [ parnell ] great job. we gave the beautifully different nokia lumia 900 with windows

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[ whistling ] >> how are you doing? you want a ride? >> what do you want? >> i want to get you a job. >> you got to be tired of cleaning up dog [ bleep ] by now. i know some people. i can make a couple calls, get you something worth of a veteran. what do you think? hey, you ought to listen to me. you don't know who you're dealing with. >> i know exactly who i'm dealing with. >> you better watch your mouth. >> i'm done talking to you.

>> it opens friday. what's the story behind the movie? what character do you play? >> i play a marine that comes home from the war with nothing but a photograph of this girl. he believes the picture saved his life and he makes it his mission to track her down and to thank her. >> jimmy: and kill her? >> no, not kill her. to save her. it's a beautiful love story. niclas sparks book. it turned out fantastic. i'm proud of the film. >> jimmy: when you decide you're playing a marine, did you feel you have to look like a marine? did you go through boot camp? >> without a doubt. this was a role that i had been searching for. it had a great director attached to it scott hicks. but i knew it was going to require a transformation because you couldn't pick two more different people zac efron and a marine. i remember the first day i went

to camp pendle ton to meet the marines and study what they were like hear their stories. i was petrified. >> jimmy: you thought they would screw with you and make fun you? >> sure. i would if i were them. they'll say who the heck is this kid? >> jimmy: how were you received? >> at first, there was a bit of making fun of which i fully expected. so i played along. after that it was a warm reception, and they understood that after a couple hours of sitting and talking to them, they started to open up and understand we wanted to pay them credit in the film and how much this role meant to me. playing that role accurately was important to me. >> jimmy: that's great. i have an important competition as i mentioned before. you're accomplished as taking women's bras off. i don't know how you learned it. i'm also good at this not from

experience. i don't know why i'm good at this, but first of all, i would like to bring to the stage guillermo, our security guard. [cheers and applause ] please remove your jacket and you will see guillermo is wearing four bras. now i'd like to bring to the stage another guillermo. other guillermo, please come to the stage. [cheers and applause ] he's wearing four identical bras as well. please remove your jacket. we each have a guillermo. >> dude, i don't know if i can look at him. oh, man. >> jimmy: i think we're going to do this from the front. >> from the front? dude! [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you want to do it from the back? >> don't get any funny ideas. >> jimmy: and i believe vicky, you have a gun. it's not a real gun.

>> how are they attached? >> jimmy: attached the regular way. let me have a look at yours. >> they're bigger than what i'm used to. >> jimmy: just think of brook the babysitter. are you ready, zach? on your mark, get set -- [ gunshot ] [cheers and applause ]

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turned out to lend a hand. for more than 30 years rebuilding together has spread hope to home owners in need. providing free home rehabilitation making homes safer and more energy efficient. go to rebuilding together dot org and share the feeling of home. >> jimmy: still to come noel gallagher's high flying birds. >> jimmy: after memorable supporting roles on shows like 'veronica mars," "gilmore girls," and "breaking bad," our next guest now has a show of her very own. she plays the b in "don't trust the b in apartment 23." it airs wednesdays at 9:30 here on abc. please say hello to krysten ritter. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing?

>> i'm fabulous. thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: the show is great. i think it's very, very funny. i watched it last week. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i loved you on breaking bad, too, so i'm happy to see this work out for you. >> yeah, i'm not dead. >> jimmy: i bet you get that a lot from people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but that's just a tv show. and bryan cranston doesn't sell drux, as far as we know. >> you never know. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i am originally from shik shimee, pennsylvania. i didn't make that up. and say that five times fast. i'm from a beef farm. >> jimmy: they raise cattle and you on this farm. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i heard you were from a farm, specifically beef. that was all you had? >> we had cows. i wanted a horse, but my stepfather says they're hey

burners. >> jimmy: hey burners? >> a waste of money. >> jimmy: that's what my dad used to call us. so you weren't allow the to have a horse? >> no. but i did have a cow that i taught how to ride. i was sort of a town audity and i would call my kau over to the side of the fence. >> jimmy: what was the cow's name? >> jake. i raised him from this big. obviously he got bigger. i would pull him to the fence, get on his back, and drop rocks at his feet. eventually he'd start to walk. >> jimmy: why? >> i trained a cow to ride like a horse. >> jimmy: that's rare. >> so rare and huge. >> jimmy: and dangerous? >> i may or may not have a mark here from getting kicked once. >> jimmy: jake kicked you? >> it's my own fault. >> jimmy: did you have growing up, riding jake around knowing that he was going to be a plate,

is that something that bothered you? >> this is the part of the story that i blocked out. >> jimmy: oh okay. we have a couple of pictures here. what is this? >> a tractor man. >> jimmy: a tractor. okay. there you are. >> with jake. >> jimmy: that's jake the cow. >> yep. >> jimmy: you were about to mount him from above and leap down on him like spiderman or something? >> yeehaw. >> jimmy: how do you go from the farm to modelling and acting? >> my mom and i went to the mall. >> jimmy: that's how it always starts. >> it's a hollywood cliche, but i'm a walking one, whatever. >> jimmy: it's weird how many people say, i got spotted at the mall. >> that's where they find models, in small towns and third world countries. if they're in new york and l.a. they've already been discovered. so, yeah, that's what happened to me. i think i was wearing that exact outfit. my mom and i were fighting in public. elite model management was

there. >> jimmy: they have spotters just standing near the orange julius, looking for someone? >> and at the foot locker, yeah. >> jimmy: does this still go on? >> i think it does. >> jimmy: they're like al qaeda. they're everywhere. >> for me, it was 150 years ago. but i think so. >> jimmy: was your familiar suspicious when they approached you? >> well, nobody thought i could be a model ever, including myself. my first day of seventh grade, my parents got divorced and i had to go to a new school. i walked to the bus stop uphill. when i got on the bus, the kids all sang in unison. no one thought i being be a model. my mom and i were like you're crazy. >> jimmy: no one ever thought i being be a model either. >> and here you are. >> jimmy: i never was a model, but i guess it worked out anyway. so do they take you away from

your family and groom you and teach you to smoke and turn you into a model, that kind of thing? >> exactly. they send you to foreign countries and -- >> jimmy: did they do that? >> yeah. my first time on an airplane i was 16 and flew to tokyo. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was crazy and i was there unchaperoned. >> jimmy: no parents? >> nothing. >> jimmy: what was going through your mother's head? how would she allow this? >> who knows, dude. >> jimmy: where do you live? >> they give an apartment. you do basically whatever you want. we would go out to clubs and get into trouble. there was one night where i sang with a street band oasis, actually. that's fun that noel gallagher is here tonight. >> jimmy: we were on the street singing oasis for money. and getting beer from vending machines. i don't advise parents to let your pads go to tokyo.

>> jimmy: you would not make the same decision with your own children? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: how did you make the transition to acting? >> it was a natural progression. modelling was like one extra step. i started doing commercials right away x liked that. got tunnel vision and here we are a hundred years later. >> jimmy: this show is very funny. for those who haven't seen it yet, you play a likeable but terrible person. >> i play a total psychopath. with a heart of gold. >> jimmy: we haven't seen the heart of gold part yet, but i'll take your word. >> maybe that's just my interpretation of her. she drinks and have sex and makes sex tapes with james van der beek all before noon. >> jimmy: james van der beek plays himself on the show and he's your best friend. >> he does. he's my best friend. >> jimmy: were you a fan? were you a dawson's creek fan? >> when i was 15 i was busy

riding cows and doing my own trouble, but i knew there was one teen show they liked that had a flannel shirt, but it turned out it was my so-called life they liked. >> jimmy: james must be flattered by that story. >> but it's for the best. i don't have any pre-conceived ideas of him. >> jimmy: you don't have the big van der beek hanging over you? >> i don't. exactly. >> jimmy: it's great to meet you. “don't trust the b in apartment 23” airs wednesday nights at 9:30pm here on abc. when we come back music from noel gallagher's high flying birds. [cheers and applause ] y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y

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♪ ho, h ho. green giant ♪ >> jimmy: this is the debut album. it is self-titled. here with the song “aka, what a life,” noel gallagher's high flying birds. ♪ someday you might find your hero some say you might lose your mind ♪

♪ i'm keeping my head down now for the summer i'm out of my mind man pour me another ♪ i'm gonna take that tiger outside for a ride what a life what a life ♪ ♪ keep on chasing down that rainbow you never know what you might find ♪ ♪ over the sunset on the horizon

it may be a dream but it tastes like poison ♪ i'm gonna take that tiger outside for a ride what a life what a life ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what a life what a life

what a life what a life ♪ ♪ someday you might find your hero some say you might lose your mind ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ [cheers and applause ]