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time. >> thank you for watching abc news. remember "good morning america." we're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. up next -- >> five different twitter accounts and while you may not be following them, they are definitely following you. >> mark harmon. >> when did you realize you were too handsome for professional sports? were you in front of the mirror and you said, whoa! no helmet for this face! >> gavin da gray and music frome
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mark harmon. gavin degraw. and music from ashanti. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you. welcome. that's very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, the host of the show.
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well, thank you. quick question. does anyone need anything signed? we can do it for an hour or so. inside joke with the audience. thank you for coming. i want you to know that from an income tax standpoint, i consider all of you my dependents. today was the deadline to file your tax returns. did you do it, gee yermo? >> guillermo: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: did you have to pay or do you get money back? >> guillermo: no, i have to pay. >> jimmy: you do? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: if you're watching this after midnight and haven't sent your tax forms in, you're going to prison, i guess. in case you're wondering where your tax dollars go, 21% goes to medicare and medicaid, 20% to social security, 20% to defense spending and the other 39% they
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squander. [ cheers and applause ] fyi, this is something i learned the hard way. writing, suck it, irs, in the space where your signature is supposed to go, will not prevent you from getting audited. it actually increases the chances. i don't mind paying taxes, i really don't. i understand we have to pay something to keep things going, but what i don't get, when we send in our return, why do we have to put stamps on the envelope? can't they gave us a pass on that? isn't it bad enough that we have to write a check for thousands of dollars, then we have to stick another dollar on the envelope. that's annoying. next time, i'm not putting stamps on my envelope. and if you don't like it, send the check back to me. i don't care. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to be a real wesley snipes this year. maybe i should do it online. not only can you file online,
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the irs is very into social media now. they have five different twitter accounts. and while you may not be following them, they are definitely following you. the irs also has four facebook pages and zero friends on all of those. [ cheers and applause ] almost 5,000 people, i looked at it today, liked the irs on facebook. brown-nosers! even people at the irs don't like the irs. why the irs has such a strong online presence, i really don't know. seems to me all they need is a website with answers to questions. but they have a lot of stuff. they have a live web chat feature. where you can chat with an agent. this is what it looks like. >> what's up, fellows? oh, a question.
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is it nasty? depreciation? you're turning me on, jim 24362. and i need to know, if you like it rough. lol. your form right here. don't forget to spank the irs. okay. who's next? five more guys, i shave my tushy. >> jimmy: all right. so that's -- [ cheers and applause ] i think i'm going to have dreams about that. another something interesting today, a list of celebrities who have had tax problems. a number of them have competed
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on "dancing with the stars." kelly osbourne, kirstie alley, and marlee mat lin, maybe that explains why they're on "dancing with the stars," i guess. it was elimination night tonight on a dancing show known as "dancing with the stars." they have a new thing called the dance duel. the two couples with the lowest scores dance simultaneously. they dance for the judges who then decide which couple goes home. it's incredibly exciting. i almost lost consciousness afterwards. wh the celebrity they sent home was gavin degraw. from watching this video, it's hard to understand why he wasn't -- it's almost like dancing. i i'm sure he'll be
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disappointed. don't think of it as having to leave "dancing with the stars." think of it as getting to leave "dancing with the stars." gaffin and his partner will be here shortly. we'll pretend they were really good and they got cheated. there was a power outage last night upona i tree fell on power lines around 6:30. there's no word yet on why the tree fell down, but the air quality around here, you can't rule suicide out. [ laughter ] a lot of very famous people live in the hollywood hills, which means hundreds of tiny dogs in cute little sweaters went for hours without -- it was scary. i was almost unable to flat iron my hair tonight. from somewhere in eastern europe, something i would like to try. they got a bunch of barrels that they filled with a combustible chemical. then they made fire. then they did this.
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>> jimmy: wow. look at that. you know, i know it's eastern europe, but that might be the most american thing i've ever seen. [ cheers and applause ] this is all american. this is from the wheel of fortune last night. first puzzle of the night. contestant named terry who started things off with a bang. >> and the category is place.
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>> roadside fruit salad. >> roadside fruit stand. >> yes, that's it. >> jimmy: he wanted a salad. but it was a fruit stand. poor guy. you know, he's going to hear about that every time he eats a salad for the entire rest of his life. probably wouldn't hurt to change his identity and move out of the country. snoop dogg has his own youtube channel. you know what i'm saying? snoop has a recurring segment on what he calls the double g news network or ggn. but spelling isn't necessarily his thing. snoop plays the role of a news anchor named neemo hose. [ laughter ] in the most recent episode, neemo and phason love covered a
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variety of topics, including the late whitney houston, which could have been a touchy subject, but they handled it with a great deal of dignity and grace. >> being a real diva and being a real lady. >> they don't know. >> whitney was a really lady. whenever i was around her, she welcomes me with real love. that's a diva man. >> that's a straight [ bleep ]. >> me and bobby walked around in the tool shed many nights. come o man. right, bobby? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to say, it reminds me a little bit of downton abbey. have you seen that? the way his lordship interacts with the butler. the conversation shifted to professional boxing, the fit
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between mayweather and pacquiao. >> i want to see the fight with pacquiao and mayweather. >> [ bleep ] bitch is at the [ bleep ] [ bleep ] i'm like what the [ bleep ]. >> he fight the same mess four times. >> he just want to. he be fighting fast so he can go eat. >> jimmy: you know what, i think this show would be great on fox news. chews chews they could all it all our fears realized. here's something from fox news. last night to shaun han it show, during the commercial break, their token democrat, got into a heated argument with a member of the tea party named jennifer stefano. after the commercial, bob did not realize they were on the
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air. >> are you saying it's a [ bleep ]? you don't know what the [ bleep ] you're talking about. >> failure. >> i can't stand it. he's got to be right all the time. >> we apologize for -- >> i don't apologize. >> yes, you do. we're on the air. >> i'm not going to apologize. >> i apologize for you. >> we're not on the air. >> yeah, we were on the air. when you just cursed. we were not on the air. >> yeah, we really were. yeah, we were. >> why were we on the air? >> we were on the air. >> why are we not on the air right now? >> we're on the air now. >> oh, good grief. you should control it better. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what they ought to do, sean hannity should have a turkey leg, and when they go to
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commercial, he puts it in bob, and then when they come back, he takes it out. that's how you run a show, by the way. in basketball news, maybe my favorite foul ever in the history of the nba. number one was magic and isaiah thomas. number two is this. it happened between the mafics and jazz. delonte west was upset after a guard for the jazz drew a foul on him. he retaliated with what some are describing as a wet willy. >> nowitzki. it's a foul on delonte west. >> trying to slow down hayward. >> jimmy: i'll tell you what that's about. that was no wet willy. his finger was dry. that was worse. the dreaded dry willy. you don't come back from a dry willy. delonte west was punished.
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his mom gave him two weeks without xbox. here's a great story. one of those stories that i would not believe unless i saw some sort of evidence. it's about a woman named felony, who was charged with, can you guess? >> it looked like flns's silence is now facing a felony. the report says she smashed a glass over a woman's head inside kilroy's sports bar. the 30-year-old is charged with felony battery. >> battery is her mother's maiden name. [ cheers and applause ] her mother couldn't spell misdemeanor. she should plead guilty by reason of name -- or not guilty, i guess. that's what happens when you name your baby while watching cops. she went through her whole life never owning a toy license plate with her name on it. now she'll be making them. it's sad. my heart goes out to the victim
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too. whose name happened to be victim. victim jones. mitt romney sat down at fenway park for an interview with diane sawyer. they talked about a lot of things. what i found most interesting was the story of shamus the dog. apparently the romneys took a road trip from boston to canada, brought their irish setter with them. but instead of letting him ride in the car, they put the dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof for a 12-hour drive. some animal lovers are upset about this. but the romneys insist the dog loved it. i mean, is this really a big deal? haven't we saul seen cars dipping down the freeway with a dog -- no? never. me neither, come to think of it. i still don't think they meant any harm. the dog was saying woof, and they thought he was saying roof. [ cheers and applause ]
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got that joke off a pop sickle stick this afternoon. i don't know if this has anything to do with the dog, but there's a new poll that doesn't bode well for mitt romney. it says he's the least popular major party candidate since they started collecting this kind of data in 1984. the poll shows one in three americans has a favorable view of romney. he's even worse among dogs. 1 in eight. plfrt is overrated. the important thing for a leader is to stay true to the things you think people want you to believe. that's the key. [ laughter ] overall, obama is more popular than romney. they're about neck and neck among white voters. but romney has a strong lead among really, really white voters. obviously he has to do everything he can to turn things around. his campaign is spending a lot of money on political ads to
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show the kind of enthusiasm that he's only been getting from his hard-core supporters. look at this. >> americans are getting excited about mitt romney. >> sure, i like mitt romney. >> what's not to like about him? >> yeah. he's fine. what else can i do? >> terrific. terrific guy. >> i mean, he's the only choice. >> mitt romney! >> can't wait to get out there and vote for old mitt. >> for president. >> stupid mitt romney. >> mitt romney, they're psyched. are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a long road to november. pace yourself. i want to get back to tax day for a moment. the tax deadline was midnight tonight. deadlines don't mean much to a
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man like gary busey who joins us tonight to share tax tips that are just a little too late. >> there are some things we need to pay tax for. we need to pay tax for our middle of the line living. on our food and the property tax, death tax, inheritance tax, too much, too much, too much, too much, it's too much sclamt too much taxes can run you down in the ditch. when you run yourself down in the ditch by paying too much taxes, you're going to be buried alive with leaves that fall off trees in the fall. that was the way the marquee da sad was buried because he didn't pay taxes at all. doesn't mean he wanted to be buried that way. it's just what happened back there in the 1400s. >> jimmy: he's be a good running mate for somebody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, from "dancing with the stars," gavin degraw and karina smirnoff are here, we have music from ashanti -- and we'll be right back with mark harmon, so stick around. ♪ for my terrible allergy congestion, i get the power of claritin-d. sinus pressure? nothing works stronger or faster than claritin-d. get non-drowsy claritin-d at the pharmacy counter.
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[ visigoths cheer ] hawaii, here we come. [ alec ] so sign up today for a venture card at capitalone.com. and start earning double. [ all ] double miles! [ brays ] what's in your wallet? can you play games on that? not on the runway. no. >> jimmy: hello. welcome back. i thought i'd find you here. tonight on the program, the latest victim of the celebrity samba. freshly eliminated from "dancing with the stars," gavin degraw and karina smirnoff are here. they're on their way. and then, with her new single called "the woman you love," ashanti from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by jennifer love hewitt, hunter-slash-chef georgia pellegrini, and we'll have music from jason mraz. then on thursday, gabourey sidibe and music from
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kasabian. so join us for that. thank you. of all the shows on cbs about a group of hard-working, handsome, and highly-skilled investigators solving baffling crimes, our first guest stars on the best one. he plays special agent leroy jethro gibbs on "ncis," tuesday nights at 8:00. please welcome mark harmon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: good to see you. our kids went to high school together. >> i know. i saw you at that fund raiser. >> jimmy: i saw you there too. >> you were doing a really good job. >> jimmy: and your wife, pam dauber who played mindo mork & mindy, i had a huge crush on. >> yeah, me too.
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>> jimmy: you're here on "dancing with the stars" elimination night. >> i know that. >> jimmy: are you a dancer yourself? >> that would be a no. >> jimmy: you would not dance to television? >> we had to dance on an episode of st. elsewhere a long time ago -- no, chicago hope. >> jimmy: i don't remember you dancing on st. elsewhere. was that one of the first dance episodes? >> kenny ortega choreographed it. they brought in coaches and we learned to dance in four days. >> jimmy: howe did that how did that go? >> not well. >> jimmy: who was the best? >> alzondo was the best. he could jump high in the air. >> jimmy: does that raise his stature on the set? >> it did with me. >> jimmy: do you watch "dancing with the stars"? >> my wife does. >> jimmy: would she be on "dancing with the stars"? >> you'd have to ask her, i
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don't know. >> jimmy: i think we would beg her to be on "dancing with the stars." i don't think it would be a matter of asking. float it by her. >> you float it by her. >> jimmy: okay, i will. >> when i come home sometimes on monday night, that's when it is. i was watching last night because i knew that you would have somebody from that show on here. >> jimmy: you were right. >> i wanted to be prepared. >> jimmy: are you prepared? >> not really. >> jimmy: do you have any criticism of their dance? >> no, no. i just can't imagine. >> jimmy: i thought it lacked fluidity, but that's just me. >> are you a dancer? no. how long have you been married? >> 25 years. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you guys meet on a movie or tv show? sngets kind of like a blind date. >> jimmy: really? >> i wouldn't say blind. i knew who she was. we had met before, but that's
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not how he got together. a friend of ours -- long story. >> jimmy: but it worked out, i guess. so far. >> so far. >> jimmy: you were a college football player. a quarterback for ucla. do you miss that? when you're wearing makeup to work? >> you know what, i grew up wanting to be that. to get that chance, to have play in front of 90,000 people, and i that opportunity. i had a chance to get recruited and pick a school. i love the school i picked, love the experience i had. >> jimmy: what was it like being recruited? did the coaches come to you? how does that work? >> probably like "dancing with the stars." i got -- you get trips. they take you there and show you and tell you go to school here, and i got recruited by a number of schools.
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almost went to oklahoma. >> jimmy: who was the coach at the time? >> chuck fairbanks. but jack milled ren was a quarterback i admired, he played for oklahoma. he was my host. and they put me in a room with barry switser, the offenser coordinator. he had a big cigar and look he sat back and looked at me and said, you come to oklahoma, we're going to win the national championship. you don't come to oklahoma next year, we're still going to win the national championship. >> jimmy: so he made you feel very special. >> that made me want to go there. >> jimmy: but it doesn't work. you chose ucla. >> their program was on the down slide. i was excited about helping or trying to help that turn around a little bit. and also it was a school that had a lot of interesting things to study. >> jimmy: your dad was a quarterback as well. >> he was a tailback heisman
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trophy winner, 1940. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. my dad once broke his leg playing softball at a company game, sliding for no reason. but that's as close as we got. >> but he played. >> jimmy: briefly. so your dad's a broadcaster. do you go to work with him? >> yeah. i wanted to spend time with my dad. he was broadcasting on the weekends, a pro game or college game. during the week, he had a radio show on vine street. and he'd do a national radio show. i'd run copy for him. >> jimmy: you did? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you got the print-out of the scores. >> it was teletype, at the time. >> jimmy: when did you realize you were too handsome for professional sports? did you wake up in the middle of the night? were you in front of the mirror,
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and you said, whoa? no helmet for this face! when did it happen? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] didn't exactly happen that way. you think about it. we'll take a quick break. mark harmon is with us. ncis airs tuesdays at 8:00. we'll be right back. man, i'm glad aflac pays cash. aflac! ha! isn't major medical enough? huh! no! who's gonna help cover the holes in their plans? aflac! quack! like medical bills they don't pay for? aflac! or help pay the mortgage? quack! or child care? quack! aflaaac! and everyday expenses? huh?! blurlbrlblrlbr!!! [ thlurp! ] aflac! [ male announcer ] help your family stay afloat at aflac.com. plegh!
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>> jimmy: a weird thing has happened with the show. it was popular but it's becoming more popular as it goes on. >> in year nine, yes. >> jimmy: has that ever happened before? >> not on any show i've been on. >> jimmy: are there any murders left to solve? or have you covered all of them? >> it's a great group. it's a group of people that have been in shows that haven't been successful and they so appreciate. i think that makes a difference. people like each other and it shows. >> jimmy: i'm going to embarrass you again. in january, you were named america's favorite tv star for the second year in a row. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in all of america. i think that includes oprah too. that includes jaleel white. you beat him out. you might be the only person ever to be named favorite tv star and sexiest man alive, right?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not something you keep track of? >> you're full of facts. >> jimmy: i have clippings. >> do you really? >> jimmy: i'd have to remind people every once in a while if they forgot. what's the thing you do on ncis? you slap people on the back of the head? >> actually michael wetherly, mainly. >> jimmy: i saw it online, one after another. >> like a thousand slaps. the bad part is michael also gets hit when he's buying oranges on sunday at the grocery mart. not so cool. he gets smacked and the turn around and someone's going, hawaha ha ha ha! >> jimmy: whose idea was that? >> in the first year of the show, michael would wander off the script. certainly if there was a female, he of the talking to, it just seemed to me an appropriate gesture to bring him back to
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some form of reality. to his credit, he didn't stop. he plead it be part of it. i kept going. it became part of a day's work. the producers like it. i was hitting him a lot. we still do it sometimes, but not as much anymore. >> jimmy: do you do it ownership-handownershi open-handed? how do you do it without making some impact on the guy? >> it depends how i feel about him on the day. there's an art to it. sometimes you miss and it's not good. >> jimmy: so when you're meandering or getting off subject. like if i were to start talking to guillermo in the middle of -- like, hay, guillermo, how's it going? >> guillermo: everything's all right. >> jimmy: i was just talking to mark, he's the sexiest man alive. >> you got to be not looking.
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>> jimmy: was that a miss or you did that on purpose? >> i did that on purpose. >> jimmy: so to protect my brain, which is beloved by america, you actually just grazed my head. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that what you do to michael? >> depends on the day. >> jimmy: he might want to wear a helmet. >> the idea is not to hurt anybody. but if you miss and you miss badly, it looks silly. >> jimmy: i think the message for fans of the show is stop hitting michael wetherly when he's at lunch. >> that would be good. he would appreciate that. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. mark harmon! "ncis" airs tuesdays at 8:00 on cbs. we'll be right back with gavin degraw and his partner karina smirnoff. are giant glass sculptures covered in yellow berets. most whitening toothpastes only remove stains from the surface of your teeth,
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♪ ashanti is on the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: after bravely throwing one of his countless number of hats into the ring of dance this season, tonight our next guest ended up being something he didn't want to be -- the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars." here with his dance partner karina smirnoff, please welcome gavin degraw. ♪ >> jimmy: what a gentlemen. how are you? how can america and the judges throw you guys off? what was that like, the dance-off, where there was a line in the middle of the floor and you guys are dancing at the
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same time. i was worried -- well, i was hoping that somebody would collide. >> that's nice. >> jimmy: that was weird? >> it was weird, but it gave people an opportunity toe watch both couples together. since we had a very long time to prepare for the dance duel, an hour and a half, actually. so we were really proud of the job that we did. right? >> yes. >> i thought it was really good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but no one that's come through this door on the night they were eliminated has seemed less upset than you do. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> as far as all the problems in the world, i think this is a luxurious problem to have. [ cheers and applause ] right? that's what i think. >> jimmy: you do realize you were defeated by irkel, right? >> yeah, but i'm a fan. you saw him with his shirt off. the man is ripped. you wouldn't see me with my
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shirt off. >> jimmy: karina, you reached out to gaff toin ask him to do the show. who's idea was that? how did that happen? >> that was all her, bro. >> we met three and a half years ago and kept touch. i thought it would be a great opportunity. he has an album out now doing amazing. >> thank you. >> you're welcome. 20 bucks later. but i saw him move on stage, with the hip action and i thought he brought some pretty cool moves to the show. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> i did roll like crazy. >> jimmy: when karina contacted you and said, you should do this, you must have thought, oh, this is great. i might get to have sex with her, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> that's not what went through my mind. no, i thought i'm definitely
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going to have sex with her. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you win -- >> there will be a reward. no. >> jimmy: that did go through your mind? >> no, it didn't. it didn't. >> it didn't? [ laughter ] i'm just asking. you're a cute guy. >> jimmy: feel free. the couch is yours. >> let me slip out of this thing. i'm not going to do any of that. what i would do would require -- and i don't have a six keg. so a pony keg would be very embarrassing. >> we can dim the lights. >> excellent. >> what went through my mind was the horror of messing up on stage. but i got over that repeatedly every week. but i did enjoy it. it was very exhilarating. it was a release getting out there and doing something out of
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my element. >> jimmy: you were on tour and traveled together while you were on tour. >> not together, together. >> jimmy: i know. >> we're more like a tv couple. >> jimmy: i see. >> i'm his fake tv girlfriend. >> she's my fake tv girlfriend. >> so i have fake tv responsibilities, to be nice. >> jimmy: well, we are on tv right now. so that was difficult when you're on the road performing, to make time? and by the way, what did your band members think about the fact that you were dancing around throughout the tour? >> they were calling me really weird like tough-guy nicknames. like twinkle toes. i was like, okay, the boss will be done with the show soon. you'll have to see him again. >> jimmy: and get fired by twinkle toes. >> twinkle toes just canceled your check. no. it's more of a bunch of guys
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hanging around on the bus. it's very locker-room oriented. >> jimmy: but the guys must have been excited when karina showed up? >> they were panting like dogs. >> jimmy: and now they're disappointed because u. won't be touring with the group. >> i'm come out to some shows. they're performing in new york. are they all going to be there? >> yes. and i've volunteered you to show up. so they'll be disappointed if only i walk through the door. >> jimmy: will you be dancing at the show? >> no. i'll be at the piano and do my thing. i'll get up and pretend like i'm going to dance -- >> jimmy: and then you will not dance. >> yes. >> jimmy: there are singing competition shows you might be more comfortable with on tv. >> i definitely would be more comfortable with the singing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: karina has been through this before. we had a tradition here at the
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show. >> yes. >> jimmy: let's go outside to hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars," and now your shoes must pay the price. guillermo? >> i don't know how i'm going to handle this. >> jimmy: do it guillermo. >> jimmy: we can burn the hat too, if you want. >> thank you for being here. congratulations on your brief but spectacular run. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you can see them tomorrow on "good morning america" -- and "dancing with the stars" continues mondays at 8:00 and tuesdays at 9:00 here on abc. when we come back, music from ashanti. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: here with a performance of her new cd single, "the woman you love," ashanti. ♪ ♪ but what about my pride you're never satisfied you made me feel like i wasn't worth being ♪ ♪ by your side out of sacrifice all of my damn time giving you all mine ♪ ♪ you see me dying inside trying to see trying to find trying to be the ♪ ♪ woman you love tried everything but it just don't seem like it's enough ♪ hey baby tried to believe but i'm tired of being tired ♪ ♪ trying to love trying to fight and i'm running
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out of tries ♪ ♪ you're just no good but everything that i think and all the love that we make ♪ ♪ it never should took place i gave you my heart you've been trading ♪ ♪ i know i should have let you go cause i'm back where i was before -- baby ♪ ♪ trying to see trying to find trying to be the woman you love ♪ ♪ tried everything but it just don't seem like it's enough hey baby ♪ ♪ tried to believe but i'm tired of being tired, trying to love trying to fight ♪ ♪ and i'm running out of tries you're just no good trying to see ♪
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hey baby ♪ but i'm tired of being tired, trying to love trying to fight and i'm running out ♪ ♪ of tries you're just no good ♪ trying to see ♪ ♪ trying to find trying to be the woman you love tried everything ♪ ♪ but it just don't seem like it's enough hey baby tried to believe ♪ ♪ but i'm tired of being tired, trying to love trying to fight and i'm running out ♪ ♪ of tries you're just no good ♪
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