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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight; david arquette, jaleel white and music from civil twilight with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming here tonight. are you here for the show, or is this an occupy protest? there were a bunch of occupy protests around the country today. these are protesters marching in

l.a., downtown. in chicago they had been a thousand people demonstrating. even more showed up in new york. 30 people were arrested in new york. protests turned violent in seattle and oakland. i feel like none of these people even care that we're down to the final six on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] protests in london, barcelona and all around the world. they asked people to skip work, and refrain from doing any business at all. in new york, they had a guitar meet. a big group of people who marched with guitars, bankr banjos, various stringed instruments, and they called it a guitar-meet, which is guitareded is what it is. i think they give terrible sound

bytes to local news reporter. >> this is all part of the strike taking place today. we stopped to ask some folks taking part in this what the demonstration was about. here's what they told us? >> do you know what that means? >> actually, no. >> you're holding a sign, but you don't know what it means? >> well, i assume it means something against taxes. >> jimmy: in fairness, it's hard to think and march at the same time. one american that does have a job now is nadya suleman. the acto mom. tmz is reporting that the octomom who filed for bankruptcy, has agreed to star in an adult film. for the love of god, will someone please give this woman a regular job before she murders our eyes? that's a shame.

she lives in china, those kids would be a gold mine. but here -- you may recall the octomom swore she would never do porn, but she said she doesn't consider the video to be porn, because she will be the only person in it. it will be a solo endeavor. in other words, it will be a master bation video. now she does it, she couldn't have done that four years ago? [cheers and applause ] she will reportedly get upwards of $10,000 for doing it. they're expecting once it hits the shelves, it could sell tens of copies. how is it possible that the octomom resorted to porn before she resorted to "dancing with the stars"? i'm not sure who to be sadder for, her or us at abc. last night i fell and hit my head on the floor and for the first time this season, i

actually saw some stars. [cheers and applause ] it was classical music week. it's nice to hear classical music every once in a white to remind us why we don't ever listen to classical music. melissa gilbert got the lowest score last night. said she was determine the to put more personality into her tango. unfortunately she needed to put more tango into her tango, but despite the lowest score, she was not in the bottom two. that was jaleel white and rochon fact an. jaleel went home. chaz bono went home the same time last season and she's doing -- she's doing pretty well for himself now. i didn't do that on purpose.

i always do that. it's hard when you grow up with with someone and then suddenly they change sex on you. jaleel and kym will be here approximaand we'll go over where things went wrong. also abs just launched a new online video game, called "dancing with the stars," keep dancing. they say if you love call of duty four, you are going to hate "dancing with the stars," keep dancing. the game lets you choose a partner and enter dance competitions. you can walk away from your computer and use your legs to dance. we are exactly nine years away from living in those pods from the matrix. on saturday night i was in washington, d.c. speaking at the white house correspondent's association dinner. [cheers and applause ] >> they want you to make fun of them. i roasted the president, and some politicians and the news

media. barbara walters was there and was upset about a joke i made about her. she explained about it "the view" yesterday. i don't want to turn it into a feud because i know barbara will pull my heart out and have if roasted by her servants. but they showed the clip on cbs this morning. and i can't help but share this to you. >> say the word treat, three times. >> treat, treat, treat! >> very good, barbara. >> i didn't mean to upset you, barbara. it was a little joke, and if it offended you, i'm very sorry-we. >> what did he say? >> sorry. >> what did gilda radner call? like 40 years ago. i said much more insulting things about almost everyone else, especially governor chris kristy who had a very good sense

of humor about it. >> he mighti be misunderstandin the slogan of new jersey. it's not the olive garden state. some people are lousy and mean about it, but you can't let that stuff bother you. like i said, i was sitting next to sofia vergara. whatever jimmy kimmel was saying was not bothering me one bit. >> jimmy: it's called focusing on the problem. kudos to you. speaking of the astonishing obese, there was a story about an 800 pound bride. all i have to say about this is i feel very sorry for the wedding cake. >> suzann embraces her curves. she's preparing for her big day by eating 30,000 calories a day, mountains of food soaked in butter. get this, her fiance, parker, is

a chef. we're with suzann as her sister takes her to the seamstress to get measured for her wedding dress. just getting into the back seat is a work-out. but first stop, the drive-through at carl's jr for a snack. three guacamole bacon cheese burgers, two orders of chile cheese fries, nine tacos arks chocolate shake and a large coke. >> no dessert? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you want to send a gift, they're registered at sponge bath and beyond. [cheers and applause ] today, as you may know, it's the one-year anniversary of the assassination of osama bin laden. [cheers and applause ] one year ago today bin laden was still alive and tup ak was still dead. isn't that something? remember how excited, everyone

was cheering, we got him, we got him! just for the record, we didn't get him, the navy seals got him. i was on my couch eating crescent rolls and watching dance moms. the identities of that team are still a mystery. if i had killed bin laden, i would have gone on tour. i would have had my name changed to i killed bin laden. tattoo it on my face. president obama made a trip to afghanistan today, gave an inspiring speech to troops, followed by dinner, and then got right the hell out of there. mitt romney is back home, trying to convince voters that he has a personality. this time he let ann do the talking. >> in politics this is what always happens. there's a narrative and you like to put someone in a box and keep

them in that box. for me, i love the opportunity of mitt that often people have mischaracterized. >> what size is that? >> he's funny. >> look how stiff he is watching, holding her. >> like she's trying to shake him out of it or something. >> jimmy: i think the reason people think he's stiff is because he looks like every guy in every erectile dysfunction commercial, throwing a football. by the way, what was on the shirt that she was wearing? it was a hybrid of a para keet. >> do you believe there are misconceptions about him and refine a fair picture of him? >> it's nice for me as a wife to be able to say, look, this is the person that's really there. this is the boy they knew. i still look at him as the boy

that i met in high school when he was playing all the jokes and really just being crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is crazy. she said he was wild and crazy. i don't know. who says we want a wild and crazy president? i don't want a president who's wild or crazy. i want my presidents, doctors and hairstylists to be not wild and crazy. today i'm going to see the screening of the avengers. this morning i saw the trailer for the new batman movie. [cheers and applause ] both look great. this batman movie is different from previous films. instead of finding the joker or super villain, in this one batman has to win an urban dance competition. an early trailer got criticism because the main bad guy was

almost impossible to understand. he wears a breathing apparatus on his face. but in the new trailer it's clearer. when we saw this, it was much clearer. ♪ >> did they kill him? >> i'm not sure. >> why didn't you just kill me? >> your punishment must be -- >> what? >> your punishment must be more severe. >> you want to tickle my rear? >> more severe. >> yeah you did. take off the dump mouth thing. >> i can't. it's stuck on here. thanks a lot. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe instead of talking, they should text each other like normal people. batman comes out july 20.

but on friday the first big super hero movie of the year comes out, "the avengers." guillermo was at the premiere next door to us and he confused the stars. ♪ >> guillermo: hi, it's me guillermo, here at "the avengers" premiere. let's go talk to some super famous people. i want to ask you, how is it to work with the great robert downey jr? >> you know what, it gets easier every time, i must say. some people think that guy's a [ bleep ]. but working with him "the avengers" i found he's really funny and cuddly. >> and how do you go to the rest room and dodge customs? >> there's actually a toilet built into it. >> guillermo: wow, i didn't know that. >> that has been amazing.

this has been the best interview in the history of interviews. >> all right. are you gonna have one with me? >> yeah. >> all right. cheers, big ears. >> all right, good. >> i don't know about good. >> hold this for me. all right, hold this. >> it's clammy. >> this is what the super hero does. >> sal ud. >> you want to play super heroes with me? hold this for me. which one you got? >> hawkeye. ready? >> no, but i can stand over here and shoot an arrow at him and he's not holding his shield, so it would hurt him. >> but i can fly. >> no. you got to pay more attention.

this guy just shot an arrow, hit captain america. i win, i win. >> guillermo: do you want to fight? >> do i want to fight? >> i think my breast will pop out. >> guillermo: well, that would be great. all right, you won. >> that's basically the film. >> guillermo: do you want super hero juice? >> super hero, no, i actually don't drink. i can see it, though. i can tell that would give me some kind of kick. >> guillermo: that will give you power. >> power of what? >>. >> guillermo: power to fly. >> no, i don't want to fly. what else you got? >> guillermo: power to cool down. are you telling me that a director is afraid of flying super hero juice? >> oh, wait, is that tequila? sure i'll have some.

>> guillermo: thank you. >> here we go. >> here's not making it back inside. >> guillermo: what kind of power you have in the movie? you the guy with the arrow? is it hammer time? >> it's hammer time. you want to hit the dance floor? >> guillermo: yeah. it's like a two-step or something. >> guillermo: this is the hammer dance. can you punch me in the face with this? >> guillermo: ouch! that hurts. you feel like you have powers? >> after a couple more, i might. >> guillermo: i'll give you another one. >> sure, i'll take it. >> guillermo: it's been great. can i get another kiss? >> cleto: sure, why not? especially now. >> guillermo: oh! that was great.

she smells very good. her skin was very tender. i need a private moment. that was great. thank you, mr. secret service. >> what? >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> thank you. >> guillermo: i have to stop. i have too much super hero drink. all right. i gotta go. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did it again, guillermo. guillermo, everyone! >> jimmy: tonight on the show, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," jaleel white, and his partner kym johnson are here. we have music from civil twilight. and we'll be right back with david arquette, so stick around. ♪

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, the latest celebrity dancer to be sacrificed atop mambo mountain, jaleel white and his partner, kym johnson, are here. and then, all the way from cape town, south africa, with music from this album called "holy weather," civil twilight from the bud light stage. [cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we'll be joined by william h. macy, eva green, and we'll have music from brad. and on thursday, scarlett johansson, and music from roger daltrey. so don't make our guests tonight feel bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our first guest walks the very thin line between crazy and delightful with an effortlessness that suggests that maybe he is crazy and delightful. he's an actor, writer, producer, designer, and former celebrity dancer. please say hello to

our pal, david arquette! [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you might be our best dressed guest. you always look really good when you come out here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what's going on with you? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: do you make these suits yourself? >> i do work with a company out of philadelphia called common wealth proper. >> jimmy: i see. i seench like the handkerchief. really very stylish. everything all right with you? >> i'm fantastic. how are you? >> good. i saw on your twitter account, you were running late, why? >> because i was getting a tattoo. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not your first. >> no, not my first, but it's definitely my largest. it's takes up my whole side. >> jimmy: it's all bandaged.

>> yeah. i was going to get a wonder woman tattoo. i have a wonder woman fetish thing. >> jimmy: you did get a wonder woman tattoo. >> there are so many words, he said i got to make it really big to get the words. it ended up being this huge thing, and i was like, okay, do it. >> jimmy: i'd read it, but there's just too many words to go through. we'll be here all night. how many tattoos do you have? >> i have several. >> jimmy: where does it end? >> i got my first tattoo from my buddy who i grew up with at 18. >> jimmy: what a sweet and horrible story. >> i know. i feel like i turned the corner and now i'll get a facial tattoo

next. >> jimmy: it's worry some if you shave your head to get more space for tattoos? >> that's a good idea. >> jimmy: you were in washington, d.c. this weekend? >> yes. >> jimmy: why were you there? >> i was there for the creative coalition. >> jimmy: for condoms? >> no. for the arts. it's a nan partisan group. we go to capitol hill, it's amazing. we go meet senators and congressmen and let them know, please don't cut the arts budget because national endowment for the arts is important to us. it's our second largest export, art and entertainment in america. >> jimmy: wow. >> it brings in over $166 billion a year, employs five million people regularly and three million who distribute it and create art. >> jimmy: on their body sometimes even. >> exactly. and it also has kids that are exposed to the arts have a

better chance of going through school, test higher, and graduate from school and go on to college. >> jimmy: and you have to go and explain this to these people? >> you would think like it's understood, but people don't think that. everything that goes into computers and all the design in clothing and furniture, it's not just entertainment. so we tried to explain that. but i guess it's weird coming from an actor that it's not all about entertainment. >> jimmy: and they take you seriously and listen? >> i don't think anyone takes me seriously. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you think you're helping? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: mysteriously all funding from the arts was pulled after david visited congress. i heard you're shooting a traffic show right now. >> mr. senator, you want to see my tattoo? [ laughter ] yeah, i'm shooting a travel show. last year -- you did a great job by the way. >> jimmy: thank you.

>> i was so nervous for you. i got nervous on "dancing with the stars." i couldn't imagine what it would be like to have dinner with the president. i would have wet myself. but last year, i went as well. after there was a concert like right out of town. we decided to go to the concert, the streaks concert. we were driving back and found out bin laden got killed. we were a couple blocks from the white house. so we walked over there and everybody was -- there was 15 people when we got there, then it was just like 3,000. >> jimmy: people celebrating? >> yeah. i climbed on top of the lafayette statue. >> jimmy: great idea. >> it's like the only time you could ever do that. and they didn't stop you. they were like, the cops were like, hey! but i went with my buddy mike who i have a travel show with for the travel channel. >> jimmy: that's a fun thing. where have you gone?

>> we just went to budapest. my friend mike figured out if you do a sean connery imitation in budapest, it works even better. >> jimmy: is it educational or are you just going around and climbing their statues or what's going on? >> we did climb some statues there, we really did. [ laughter ] the arpad dynasty were there. snoop who is that? >> the dynasty that first ruled. >> jimmy: and they still rule? >> no. we went and it was amazing. they call it goulash. >> jimmy: they pronounce everything wrong over there. >> we did a whole cooking test and we found out it's really just stew. [ laughter ] goulash is stew. don't let the funny name fool

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>> jimmy: we're back with david arquette. jaleel white, kym johnson and civil twilight on the way. do you still watch "dancing with the stars"? >> i do. i was very upset.

>> jimmy: kym was your partner last year? >> it's hard to watch. i get jealous. get your hands off my dance partner! but i watch it with cocoa. she loves the show. i love watching kym dance and i think jaleel did an incredible job. >> jimmy: i don't know if it's true, but i heard they're doing an all-star, kind of returning -- >> i started that rumor on twitter. >> jimmy: did you, really? >> i said, they should do an all-star, because i really want to do it again. >> jimmy: you know what i think, if you really miss it, you can come on our show every week and do it. [cheers and applause ] >> that would be amazing. and so awkward. >> jimmy: i'll give you a score and we'll be done with it. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: you were also on the season finale of cougar town --

>> yes, i sure am. >> jimmy: with your ex, courteney cox. >> i play a concierge. i'll do anything for her. >> jimmy: you guys get along so well, better than 90% of people who are actually still married? >> maybe because she doesn't have to live with me anymore. >> jimmy: david climbing the statues again. >> get down from there. what's wrong with you? i just got another tattoo. >> jimmy: if you can stay, we'll bring kym and jaleel out and we can force kym to decide when one of you she liked better. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: david arquette! you can see david on the special one-hour season finale of "cougar town" tuesday, may 29th, at 8:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with jaleel white and kym johnson from "dancing with the stars." ♪

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>> jimmy: if our next guest's beloved catch-phrase question "did i do that?" was in reference to "getting kicked off dancing with the stars," then sadly the answer is yes.

tonight, he fell victim to a vicious dance-off. along with his dance partner, kym johnson, please welcome jaleel white! [cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: did you see the hug? wow, this must be a really tough spot for you, kym because you're in between your present and your past. >> i hope i'm not wearing the same dress i wore when i got kicked off with you. >> jimmy: well, first of all, i i don't want to say congratulations, but how dare america do this to you, number one? after all you've given us. you didn't do the urkel dance on the show.

>> did you see us out there? they were taking their shirts off, keeping it sexy. >> jimmy: you waited too long. >> i waited too long. wow, there it is! >> jimmy: that's what happens, you know. do you feel like you were judged fairly? it looked pretty close to me, the dance duel? >> the dance was horrible, by the way. it's a horrible thing to be in. >> it's misery. >> i would have loved a dance duel against nancy grace. [ laughter ] >> revenge! >> jimmy: is that the worst part of doing the show? >> the worst part. >> jimmy: who knew you were so muscular? i have a theory. i feel like america feels like you betrayed us because you're no longer this nerd. we're like, who is this guy?

what did he do with urkel? >> i shot him and put him in the cemetery. >> jimmy: now, wait a minute, that's no way to treat your mickey mouse. >> for my mickey mouse. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i'm fixing my microphone here. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did, david? you cried? >> like a baby. >> jimmy: i don't remember him crying like that. >> that's one of those moments like literally a half hour after it happens, you go [ bleep ]! can i take that back? >> jimmy: a whole half hour?

>> i'm sensitive, i'm a sensitive man. >> jimmy: you must really love to entertain people. i had no idea. >> i've only been doing it for 33 years. >> jimmy: i find it to be annoying. >> but don't you like the money? >> jimmy: well, yeah, but that's a whole different thing. okay, i want to ask this question. who is your favorite partner, kym? david or jaleel? >> i can't believe that -- we got voted off after the team dance and we got voted off after the team dance. so this is crazy. of course i love david so much. >> jimmy: so it's david? >> no! i love jaleel too. >> she bit me. that's the sign there. >> he did an amazing job. he was great every single week. >> jimmy: did you guys fight? >> let me tell you something, all right, first of all, you

know "dancing with the stars." if they catch you attacking each other, they air it. >> jimmy: right. >> the tabloids had fun with us. it is what it is. >> jimmy: are you willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> bring it out. >> jimmy: we don't really have one. but i sensed that there of the some -- but it's understandable. it's like you're a married couple. >> it's a bizarre experience. >> you are so married. >> and that's her ex! [cheers and applause ] >> that's why i feel like she likes me better. >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: all david's exes love him. >> all my exes love me! [cheers and applause ]

>> oh my goodness. >> jimmy: it was fun being on the show. i think you were the biggest star we had, so we're kind of screwed now. >> i got total black-out on sy fi, tune in check it out. >> jimmy: what is that show? >> it's an awesome show. people confront their fears in pitch black darkness. for cash prizes. >> jimmy: it is a good show. yeah, you scare the crap out of people in the dark. >> can we get you on the show? >> jimmy: no, no. you put spiders on people, right? >> no, the spiders are in a tank. >> jimmy: we have to get to this because it's very important. it's a tradition here at the show. david's been through this before. kym has been through this numerous times. let's go outside to hollywood boulevard for the ceremonial burning of the capezios. and we're going to burn a pair of suspenders also. tonight you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars" and now

your shoes must pay the price. guillermo? make it happen, there you go. >> america has spoken, and your dance card has been punched. jaleel white, kym johnson, david arquette. you can see jaleel white and kym johnson tomorrow on "good morning america." and "dancing with the stars" continues on mondaysiviviviviviv

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>> jimmy: this is their new album, it's called "holy weather," here with the song "fire escape," civil twilight! [cheers and applause ] ♪ we are the desperate ones looking for the mark we are the lonely ones left out here in the dark ♪ ♪ we bought our tickets but we don't have a seat and now we're just slaves to the beat ♪ ♪ we are the tired ones

tired of too much sleep tired of searching for the words we can't repeat ♪ ♪ i don't mean to scare you but it's getting too warm and i think i'm going to move to the door ♪ ♪ we are burning this is real we're on fire but we can't feel a thing ♪ ♪ we were promised more than we could take everybody out it's a fire escape ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ gather round my friends let's try not to pretend there is a war between the cold out there ♪ ♪ and the fire within i know that we're alive i know that we can dive right into the thick of it ♪

♪ we are burning this is real we're on fire but we can't feel a thing ♪ ♪ we were promised more than we could take everybody out it's a fire escape ♪ ♪ i don't want to fill my body with drugs i can't even name ♪ ♪ i'm tired of feeling the same i want to feel something ♪ ♪ we are burning this is real

we're on fire don't you feel ♪ ♪ we were made to be more than just awake everybody out it's a fire escape ♪ ♪ we are burning this is real we're on fire but we can't feel a thing ♪ ♪ we were promised more than we could take everybody out it's a fire escape ♪ ♪ whoa oh-oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh-oh whoa oh-oh-oh-oh ♪