up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> apparently she made more than $50 million last year, j.lo. forbes just named her the number one most powerful celebrity in hollywood. when the hell did that happen? >> matthew morrison. >> i have such a crush on michelle obama. >> does the president know this? >> beth stern. and music from delta spirit. >> we're the wiggles. doesn't that mean anything to you guys anymore?

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word from coke zero. real coke taste, zero calories -- you can have it all, right guillermo? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo was at the premiere of the movie "battleship." who did you get to talk to there? >> oh, with brooklyn decker. >> jimmy: who else? >> leo nelson. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and a guy named peter. >> jimmy: when you see leon nelson, do you mean liam neeson? >> yeah. >> jimmy: our cameras were there. let's have a look. >> hi, it's me guillermo. i'm here at the premier of "battleship" and coke zero sent me here to look for a secret hidden can of coke zero during the interview. yeah.

hi, how are you? >> wow, you are no joke. >> yeah. >> that's legit. looks legit. >> you think i'm in a good shape to be in this movie? >> ah -- no. >> no? >> no. >> you hold the mike? hold on. all right. tell me about this movie. you -- help -- >> why do you do this to us, jimmy? now this one turns and faces it. they square off. >> you need explosions. >> then the boats kiss. harder. then they mount each other. >> then what happens? >> they make love and have baby boots. >> do you die in this movie? >> ah -- >> that's a yes. that's a yes right there. >> is it? >> yeah. >> can you find the can? real coke taste, zero calories. you can have it all. why do the aliens want to kill you? why? >> because we suck. >> you think so? no, we're very friendly, we're very nice. >> we're not really. >> but -- not the kardashians.

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that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming out, thank you for watching at home. [ applause ] i'm glad you're in a good mood. it's important that we have fun tonight, because i have some information that, and keep in mind, i'm not an astronomer or anything like that, but -- i am -- i've been reading some things and i'm pretty sure that we're all going to die very, very soon. [ laughter ] because there are asteroids coming. did you know this? at us, they're coming at us. according to a new report from nasa, at this very moment, there are about 4700 as troilds that are big enough and close enough to pose a threat to life on the planet earth, which is where we live. [ laughter ] see, now, this is when i wish arnold schwarzenegger was still governor. he would know what to do. [ laughter ] that's a lot of -- [ applause ] he wouldn't know what to do. 4700 is -- we're going to need a

lot more aerosmith songs to get us through this. scientists at nasa say the asteroids are dangerously aligned with the earth's orbit and are large enough to enter our atmosphere without breaking apart. but they also say we shouldn't panic, which -- [ laughter ] you know, if you didn't want us to panic, maybe you shouldn't have put out a press release saying there were 4700 asteroids hurtling towards the earth. maybe keep that quiet so i can enjoy my shows. nasa says the olds it will hit us are slim. they are somewhere between victoria beckham and the thinner of the olsen twins. number one, from now on, i'm sleeping with tupper ware on my head. and number two, i have stationed our friend cory, the guy that dresses up like chewbacca outside, i stationed him on our roof to keep an eye on things. hello cory. how are you? >> hi, jimmy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for doing this.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: have you seen anything yet? >> ah -- i looked in here --? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah -- >> but it's all dark and -- >> jimmy: you have to put your eye right up to the thing and that way you can really look in there -- >> i think maybe, like, the batteries are dead. >> jimmy: there are no batteries. you can't see anything through that at all? >> well -- there's, like, i mean, i guess it's like, the sky but it's like really dark, because up in the atmosphere it's just dark, so -- i can't see anything, it's just a bunch of darkness. >> jimmy: okay. have you ever seen any strange objects in the sky before? >> ah -- well, not really, like, one time i was just walking and this has never happened but this bird just, it just hit me in the head. >> jimmy: a bird? >> yeah, it only happened to me once and i'm like, what's wrong with that bird? and, you know, he must have, i don't know, like, could have been on drugs.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you -- okay. so, you have been hit by falling object then, a bird? >> yeah, he wasn't falling. he was kind of falling. >> jimmy: you know what, cory? just try to figure out how the telescope works. right now, you realize you are our only line of defense. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. [ applause ] his head is full of moon rocks, so -- hey, there's some potentially big news brewing over at "american idol." maybe even bigger than the asteroids. a number of sources are reporting that jennifer lopez, aka, j.lo, will not return to the show next season. i know, i had a hard time with this, too. both e and us weekly claim that sources close to miss lopez say she's leaving because she's too busy and she wants to get out before she gets pregnant by steven tyler. too busy? i don't think so.

apparently she made more than $50 million last year, j. lo. forbes just named her the number one most powerful celebrity in hollywood. when the hell did that happen? [ laughter ] the top five spots on the forbes list this year, they rank like the top 100 most powerful celebrities. jennifer lopez number one, oprah number two, justin bieber third, rihanna fourth and lady gaga number five. all the top five most powerful celebrities, all women. [ applause ] close enough. close enough. you know, jennifer lopez does lead "idol," they should get this woman to take her place. she would be great. definitely tan enough. they save a fortune on bronzer. with all these rumors about jennifer lopez leaving the show, fans are starting to worry now about randy jackson, if he might leave, too. so, let's go now to our man on the inside, entertainment correspondent guillermo, to get

the latest on that. g? >> hi, i'm guillermo with the latest on randy jackson. randy jackson is not going anywhere. back to you in hollywood. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's good news. if you are over there, why -- i don't know if any of these rumors about jennifer lopez are true, if she's holding out for more money, but it seems like the "american idol" producers are preparing for her departure. how do you find a judge to replace someone like j.lo? i tell you how. you have although reality competition show. >> idol is back. and this time, we're scouring the country for the next "american idol" judge. >> let's get the audition started. let's go. >> it's "american idol" judge edition. >> hi. hello. i'm going to say no, you're not quite ready for this. >> i'm going to say no, you're

not quite ready for this. >> can i true it again? man, i'm going to say no. >> man, i'm going to say no. >> but we love you. >> i tell you what, man, that is so beautiful. you made me cry. you made he tear up and get all crazy inside. >> that was so beautiful. you made me cry. >> wow, that's -- >> you made me tear up and get all crazy inside. >> oh! >> definitely a yes for me. >> dude -- it's definitely a yes for me, too. >> oh, my god, i'm so excited. thank you so much, oh, my god. >> you be the judge. "american idol," judge edition. >> i'm going to say no. >> this fall, on fox. [ applause ] >> jimmy: only if a show -- in other music news, this is a shocker. the wiggles, are you familiar? the wiggles have announced that three of the original four members are leaving the group. the purple one, the yellow one and the red one are all leaving at the end of the year.

their plan is to eventually form a very colorful group of homeless people. they put out a statement today that said, we've been entertaining children around the world for 21 years and it is important we plan for the future so that the wiggles can keep wiggling in the years to come. might be my favorite press release ever. [ laughter ] the only remaining wiggle will be the blue one, whose name is anthony. he's like the axl rose of the wiggles. the three departing members say they want to spend more time with their families. if i spent 20 years performing in front of thousands of screaming kids, the last thing i want to do is spend more time with my family, right? i wonder what -- i really would love to know the back story. i hope there was a big blowout fight where the blue wiggle threw a lamp across the room and screamed "we're the wiggles, doesn't that mean anything to you guys anymore?" let's check back in with cory on the roof. cory? do you have it going now? >> ah -- yeah.

there's, like, blue? and that's the sky. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the sky. >> yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of blue, would you consider being one of the wiggles, cory? >> a wiggle? >> jimmy: do you know what that is? >> those are those, like, little, those little dolls that wiggle? right. >> jimmy: no, no, that's not what it is, no. it's a dance group and singing and dancing for children. >> oh, okay. yeah, i wouldn't be those guys. no. >> jimmy: what do you think would happen if an asteroid actually did hit the earth in. >> i mean, for one, it would kill me. and the rest of the people would be dead, too. >> jimmy: yeah. what would you have been doing tonight if you weren't doing this for us? >> ah -- well, i was actually talking to my friend and he said he was going to let me, like, borrow his dog and i was going to take him -- i was going to take him to the dog park tomorrow and just see if i could, like, get some girls with

him, because -- >> jimmy: with the dog? >> yeah. he's -- >> jimmy: can we spend a camera along with that? cory, we're going to send a camera along with you at the dog park and see if you get any girls. >> they should like me. >> jimmy: okay. thank you. all right, thank you, cory. now, get back to work, all right? [ laughter ] google yesterday unveiled a menacing new technology. they are calling it their knowledge graph. it will make their search engine think like a human. what they've done is very interesting. instead of just saying the words as you type, random string of letters, what they see now, the knowledge grab actually understands what the words mean and connects the dolts to figure out specifically what kind of information you might be looking for, just like the human brain does. which -- i have to say, if google doesn't bdestroy us in te

future, i'm going to be disappointed. we've given them every opportunity to do it. this is an interesting story. this is from wisconsin. it's a story of a man named bill who is fighting for what he believes to be a god given right, and that is the right to eat as much fried fish as he can. >> for the last two days, bill has been picketing the themeville family run restaurant after he says he and a friend were cheated out of an all you can eat friday night fish fry over the weekend. >> after we it a our first helping, we asked for more fish and they brought just this tiny little basket of six tiny, real small little fish, like that. and jerry had four of the pieces and i had two. >> the owner would don't on camera, but told me he had at least 20 pieces of fish and was sharing the food with his friend, which is not part of the deal. the restaurant had run out of fish and told him he could take home although type of more expensive fish for free to make up for the inconvenience. he refused to pay the bill.

the cops were called and he was kicked out. >> that's false advertising. >> jimmy: i guess maybe -- i don't know. well, bill will not rest until every fish is out of the ocean and into his stomach. there are a lot of great things about this story. my favorite might be bill's sign. can we -- the cardboard box and he wrote, i don't know, maybe with a sharpie, he wrote false advertising and taped the stick to the front of the sign and covered the words. i have a lot of questions for bill, so, we got in touch with him and here now live via skype from his friend's house in milwaukee is bill. hello, bill. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: bill -- well, first of all, tell us about yourself. what do you do for a living there in wisconsin? >> well, i do landscape and tree work. >> jimmy: okay. and were you working on friday before the incident occurred? >> oh, very much. i was working all day long,

cutting seven or eight trees, trying to pay my child support. >> jimmy: got it. you and your friend, your friend's name is jerry? >> right. >> jimmy: you decided to go for some all you can eat fish. where is jerry, right now, by the way? >> that's a good question. he's roaming around milwaukee. >> jimmy: okay. is jerry -- jerry is your friend? >> yes. >> jimmy: would you say he's your best friend? >> well, he's one of them. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] you've been to this restaurant many times before, correct? >> oh, yes, i'm a regular. >> jimmy: now, what they said, i saw a news report, they said that jerry hadn't ordered it and jerry was eating some of your fish and that's why they didn't want to bring more fish out. is that true? >> no. that eel that's not true. we each had own our order of all you can eat and the reorder was skimpy, six pieces and we just wanted more and they cut us off. >> jimmy: okay. six pieces each or six pieces

between you? >> six pieces total, and jerry ate four of the six, so, i got kind of gypped. >> jimmy: jerry hogged it up. >> yeah, jerry hogged all the fish. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] maybe you should be suing jerry, you know? it seems like -- i noticed all you can eat special included soup. did you have any soup? >> no. just fries and marble rye. >> jimmy: how much fish did you get with the second order when you reordered the fish? >> it was just a small little basket and the fish were smaller than two little mcnuggets. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> just really pitiful because, you know, it wasn't that much. >> jimmy: i like that you had a visual aid. [ laughter ] by the way, can i ask -- is -- i should probably ask, are the fish in the aquarium behind you

in danger? >> i'm getting hungry, but you never know. >> jimmy: so, then you ordered more fish, correct? >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: but they wouldn't bring it to you, right? >> no. that was the problem. >> jimmy: what did they say to you? >> well, the police were called and essentially, i said, well, i shouldn't have to pay the bill, because i didn't get all the fish i wanted. >> jimmy: who called the police? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did? did you ever consider the possibility that the people at the restaurant might have been trying to save your life? >> well, i don't know, but -- i was awful hungry after all that work that day. >> jimmy: right. >> so, i needed my fish. >> jimmy: what did the police say when they got there? >> well -- sergeant ray, he essentially -- he said that, if you don't pay, we're going to arrest you. >> jimmy: oh. >> that's when i decided to peel

out $20 and pay the $18.99 bill. but the problem was is that, he didn't like my tip of $1.01 because i said, if liz would have probably all the fish that i could have eaten, it would have been four, five more trips and then i said, i would leave the proper tip, but he demanded that i leave more money. >> jimmy: did you leave more money? >> i had to. i had to give him two more dollars. because he was really angry with just $1.01. >> jimmy: i think i know why jerry is gone, by the way. they sent you home with another order of fish, right? >> right, that was kind of a -- to make us go away. >> jimmy: i see. >> they said eight pieces but it turned out to be seven. and they were smaller than this. >> jimmy: smaller than that? and did you get -- did jerry hog those, too? >> he was -- he had quite an

appetite that day, since he worked harder than i did. >> jimmy: i think jerry might be the problem. >> i think he ate six of the seven. i really ended up short on the deal. >> jimmy: were you still hungry when you left the restaurant? >> oh, very much so. >> jimmy: you were. >> very much so. >> jimmy: did you go out for another meal? >> no, i went home. i had to make a couple of cans of soup. >> jimmy: you could have got the soup for free at the restaurant. >> oh, they kicked me out. they said, i had to go otherwise they're going to arrest me. >> jimmy: so, now, you are picketing in front of the restaurant, correct? >> well, that's why i picketed on sunday, mother's day. >> jimmy: how about this sign? we put up the picture of the sign. most people put the stick on the back of the sign, but you put it on the front of the sign. why did you do that? >> well, because it was a two-sided sign, the other side had poor business decisions. >> jimmy: i got you. and what kind of feedback are you getting from people as you picket? >> well, people were pulling in

off the street, wondering what was going on and they agreed with me. they said, if you offer all you can eat, they should at least fulfill that, you know, and in my case, i probably got a total of ten fish when, geez, i could have eaten 15 or 20. >> jimmy: okay. so, will you be picketing again on sunday? >> well, i have to. every sunday until i get all you can eat fish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and should -- it would be nice if people bring you fish to, you know, to the parking lot, your supporters. do you have any supporters? is anyone picketing with you? >> well, i got over 200,000 supporters on youtube. >> jimmy: wow. >> i do have a lot of locals, too. >> jimmy: are they coming out to picket with you? >> i think i can, you know, get a group together. >> jimmy: i hope so. i really do hope so. [ laughter ] well, thank you, bill. please, first of all, give our best to jerry and -- i don't know if you are an american

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>> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program, host of the new show "mom caves" on hgtv, beth stern is here. chef is howard stern's better half, as they say.

and then a terrific band from san diego, with music from this album call ee eed "delta spirit delta spirit from the bud light stage. tomorrow night, dax shepard and kristen bell will be here together. from the movie "the dictator," jason mantzoukas will be with us, and we'll have music from the cult. so please join us then. after three seasons surrounded by volatile, highly-emotional adolescents on "glee", our first guest is shifting to the big screen -- surrounded by volatile, highly-emotionally pregnant women. his new movie, "what to expect when you're expecting," opens in theatres tomorrow. please welcome matthew morrison. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look a little bit different because you have a beard. is that your vacation beard? >> this is my vacation beard. we just finished shooting last

thursday and mr. schuster has to shave every day. >> jimmy: it's terrible having to shave every day. >> yeah, you look great, though. >> jimmy: sometimes i think -- you know, the laser surgery that women will have on their legs an armpits? it would be maybe a good idea to do it on the face. >> and your back. >> jimmy: and my back. [ laughter ] people did do it on their backs. >> i'm sure they do. >> jimmy: you were in washington, d.c. a couple of weeks ago -- >> you were at the big fancy head table sitting next to my -- oh, god. i have such a crush on michelle obama. >> jimmy: really? does the president know this? he can probably have you killed. >> i think he does know this. >> jimmy: navy s.e.a.l. team six will swoop in. >> god. >> jimmy: have you melt thet th? >> i think seven times. >> jimmy: oh wow. like you're a member of the family. >> luckily i've gotten to sing there a lot. but the last time i got to sing was christmas in washington and

i kind of pandered to the president. i sang the hawaiian christmas song. >> jimmy: i got you. >> first family was dancing and stuff. afterwards, like, the line and everyone, you know, gifts to shake his hand. he saw me and he's like matthew, he gave me a big hug, i was like -- made my day. i will not make anymore advances on your wife. >> jimmy: that's very thoughtful of you. the way this dinner works is, different news organizations will invite people. whose table did you sit at? >> i was -- i was at the fox news table. >> jimmy: you were at the fox news table. so, you are on both sides of the fence, i guess. >> you killed it, though. you were great. >> jimmy: who did you sit with? did you have an interesting group of people? >> it was a bunch of people fox news execs and brett bayer, one of the fox news correspondents and his wife and my girlfriend,

yeah. >> jimmy: did you meet any people that you were excited to meet? that's the weirdest mix of people i think i've ever -- >> it is weird. that dinner is such a great mix of hollywood, new york and d.c. but i feel like d.c. has such a fascination with hollywood. and i -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> likewise -- >> jimmy: surprising, though, don't you think? >> no. okay, here is -- i was talking to wolf blitzer. >> jimmy: okay. >> i watch his show every now and then but it was so funny, because he's trying to break into show business, like, he's trying to be an actor. >> jimmy: he is? >> he's done movies now but he plays himself and he was just going on, i just love it, it's great. and he was talking to me like he was this young upstart kind of actor. and i was like, you're wolf blitzer. >> jimmy: you are telling me wolf blitzer is looking for roams? >> yes. he was trying to get me -- i don't know. >> jimmy: you have to put him on "glee." how great would that be? >> i mean, that was an interesting one and, so, this guy comes over to me, this,

like, kind of body guard looking guy, he's like, rick santorum and his daughters want to meet you. i was like, sure. rick santorum and the girls come over and we meet. it wasn't anything to talk about but it was interesting. >> jimmy: and they are fans of the show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is interesting. i wouldn't that would be allowed in the santorum home. >> i know, right. that's what i thought. >> jimmy: i knew that you metric santorum. and i think perhaps -- let people draw their own conclusions, but -- this -- could this be a -- [ applause ] maybe it's the sweater vest that brought you together. you do have a mutual affinity for vests. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break and when we come back, we're going to talk about the knew mo new movie and your program "glee." matthew morrison is here.

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it's kind of a big deal. to find nutritious and gluten-free cereals my whole family actually loves? well, the word "wow" comes to mind. and then a friend told me chex has five flavors that are gluten-free. even a cinnamon one the kids love. a nutritious cereal that makes everybody happy? like i said, wow. [ male announcer ] chex cereal. five flavors. good and gluten free. >> jimmy: hi, we're back with malt e matthew morrison. now, this movie, it started at a guide, like, kind of a how-to manual. >> yeah, every woman has this boom, it's like the bible of having a child. [ applause ] obviously. >> jimmy: women. i'd recognize them anywhere.

>> the book is the scientific approach to what's going to happen. and the movie is more, it kind of humanizes those stories. >> jimmy: your dad delivered babies for a -- >> yeah, he's a midwife. >> jimmy: when your dad's job title has the word wife in it, that's -- can't they change that for him? >> technically means with woman. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. you must have to explain that to every single person you meet. >> i do. thanks for the laughs for making fun of my dad. thank you very much. >> jimmy: so, your dad, does he do this in a hospital? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: so, he's there assisting the doctor -- >> he does them by himself unless there's complications in a birth, you know, the ob-gyn will come in and take over. >> jimmy: that's got to be weird on take your kid to work day where -- >> my senior year of high school, my dad actually took me to work. i -- he kind of told me -- my

birds and the beep bees talk g up was extreme, to say the least. you come home, you know, to say, i just delivered a 13-year-old's baby and vivid pictures of stds, all this stuff. my, you know, it was -- i didn't have sex. let's just say that. okay? it's great birth control. >> jimmy: were you ever in the delivery room? >> yeah, my senior year of high school, i went in with him and i had a mask and this kind of visor thing so you could only see my eyes. not like the woman was paying attention to me anyways. but i had so much respect for my dad that day but it was -- i -- i was -- i was like, i'm going to keep singing and dancing for a living. it was pretty intense. >> jimmy: did the woman know that -- >> no. >> jimmy: that your dad brought his son in wittensinessing -- >> it was the first time i saw a vagina. and then this alien coming through. >> jimmy: that's a bad first

impression. >> it was. it was. >> jimmy: must have taken you years -- >> i still haven't seen one. >> jimmy: you -- we have a clip from the movie. i think you need to set it up a little. do you know what -- >> thank god the producer just told me what it was. i play opposite cameron diaz in this movie -- oh, yeah. and, we just -- i kind of knock her up on this kind of celebrity -- it's like a "dancing with the stars," it's called "celebrity dance factor season 15" and i'm the resident dancer and she's this celebrity fitness guru and we kind of meet on the show and fall in love and then have a baby. >> jimmy: oh, well, here we go. "what to expect when you're expecting." take a look. >> i'm not circumcising my baby. well done. front page. >> i was going to tell you. >> why is this such a big deal? >> i don't think it's right. >> and i'm his father. parenthood is about compromise. >> welcolwell, compromise.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. still to come, music from delta spirit. our next guest is a best-selling author, model, actress, tv host and wife of a very prominent judge. she has a new show called "mom caves," which you can watch saturday nights at 8:30 on hgtv, please say hello to beth stern.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look beautiful. thank you for coming. >> hi. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> very well. >> jimmy: doing well? busy year. well, for those that don't know. your husband is the notorious howard stern. [ cheers and applause ] who has a new television show. >> "america's got talent." >> jimmy: and you have a new television show. >> "mom caves" on hgtv. >> jimmy: you are traveling around the area and the country. >> it is hard for us. you know us as a couple. we are always together. so -- >> jimmy: you are the closest couple i've ever melt t of anyo in my life. >> it's hard to breathe without howard for me. >> jimmy: it seems to me, it's worse for him without you. >> you think? >> jimmy: i know. >> it's pretty equal. >> jimmy: i really think when

you are gone, he's spinning around in circles waiting for you to get back. don't you feel that? >> you know what? we are now able to do things as individuals. so, it's a little bit positive for us to have some time apart. i'm able to watch my tv shows, i'm usually watching everything howard wants to watch on our tivo. now, i'm able to watch what i want to watch. >> jimmy: the things that you want to watch and the things he wants to watch seems to be the same thing, right? you guys watch all -- >> i think he decided what they are and i get invested in the show and i love what he loves. but i have to say, what's getting him through the traveling is, he's been watching, he's been downloading on his ipad, series that we haven't watched together. so, his latest is "game of thrones." >> jimmy: great show. >> i don't watch the show, i'm sure it's great but i freaking hate it and i'll tell you why. >> jimmy: why do you hate it? >> i'm sure it's wonderful. downloads it, he's watching it,

one day, we wake up, he goes, good morning by kileese. all day, how is my -- i go, who is that? after ten times who is she? she's the queen of the moon and the stars and the sky,er wh wha. >> jimmy: this is a compliment. >> lovely. day in, day out. finally, i reached my limit. we were outside walking the dog. i turned to him, smoke was coming out of my nostrils. i said, i don't watch the show, i don't know who that is, i don't care about it. please do not call me that. so, then he chuckles, he goes, okay. come here, to the dog. >> jimmy: the dog is now -- >> i ignored this behavior. went to bed not angry, relieved that moment was over. woke up the next morning, had the longest "mom caves" taping

day of my life. 9:00 at night i get home, i get a ride home, i hope topen the d there's a group of men. my husband discussed that story on the radio that morning. my twitter feed is everywhere. >> jimmy: everyone is calling you that? >> i flew to l.a. yesterday, i sat in my seat, a man next to me goes, i'm sitting next to the kileese. >> jimmy: just embrace it. probably best at this point -- >> there was an article written after my husband spoke about it, the difference between physically me and the actress, who is 18 years old and perfect. >> jimmy: and you're a real monster. >> it's just not fair. anyway. she says hello to everybody. >> jimmy: well, i think you should stick with that. that could be your baba booey. now, you are doing this show -- >> the husband nominates their

wife. usually a deserving mom. i go and i surprise her, i say, your husband loves you so much, he nominated you for my show. >> jimmy: he wants to put you in a cave! >> but the cave -- you know, guys have man caves? women deserve a place, moms are so deserving. they deserve a special place in their home. >> jimmy: what about the laundry room? [ cheers and applause ] >> i have to say i love doing laundry and i put a command leer in my laundry room. >> jimmy: see? >> what's beautiful is that the husband nominating the wife. i get to spend the week with her and i learn about her. it's heartbreaking when we show her the original design plan based on what the husband told us -- >> jimmy: why? >> she looks at the plan, she goes, ah, it's great, but i hate yellow. but her husband told me that was her favorite color. >> jimmy: husbands don't know anything at all. >> at the end of the week, they are still so in love with their husband, the fact they thought

to nominate them. imagine if it was reversed. if we got the man cave wrong? never live it down. >> jimmy: well, yeah, i mean, well, we're a little more demanding in that respect. >> it's really a feel good show. i'm so lucky that -- >> jimmy: nice to do something for these people. but people that are a pain in the ass when they get there. oh, i want you to do this and start treating you -- >> i'm going to plead the fifth with that. there are a lot of pains in the asses. let's just say that. >> jimmy: your husband, every day, you guys have pets and every day he sends you -- well, how often does he send you the videos? >> now that we're apart, a lot this year. him doing "america's got talent," me doing "mom calvv ca" when i do a reveal day, howard is home alone with the three cats and the dog. so, he sends videos of the animals hourly. it's really sweet. >> jimmy: you brought a video. this is what he sent to you. let's take a look at it here.

okay. there -- all right, there's -- >> walter. you're not walter. that's walter. walter? oh, there you are. there you go, boy. you look extra long today. >> jimmy: i think howard needs companionship. >> and there's probably seven more waiting for me right now. >> jimmy: you should built him a mom cave, you know? great to see you. congratulations on the new show. again, it's on hgtv saturday nights at 8:30. beth stern, everybody. we'll be right back with music from delta spirit. hmhmhmhmhmhmhm

>> jimmy: this is their self-titled album. here with the song "california," delta spirit. ♪ ♪

♪ i want you to move to california for yourself i want you to find whatever your heart needs ♪ ♪ i want you to move to california for yourself but not for me i want you to go out there ♪ ♪ and find somebody else i want him to treat you like i know he should i want you to find ♪ ♪ somebody new for yourself if not for me ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh all of the feelings that i know you never felt ♪ ♪ and all of the simple words you never said i want you to keep them like a secret to yourself ♪ ♪ they're not for me i want you to wander silent past my outstretched arms i want you to hide ♪ ♪ yourself from all i see and though my heart will fight until its dying breath you're not for me ♪