final report will be released july 5th. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- the kardashians. >> you're not married, correct? >> i'm not married. >> why don't you try it for a white while like kim did? >> dicky: adam carolla. >> is your regular suit at the dry cleaners? >> i'm a big kings fan. >> i get the feeling donald trump could witness obama being baptized bywswswswswswswswswswss

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. are any of you kardashians because this place is infested with them tonight? kim, kourtney, khloe, and adam carolla kardashian are here tonight. [ laughter ] if we're good, who knows? maybe they'll give us a million dollars. i hope they don't clam up out here. they can be shy around cameras. tonight here in l.a. and perhaps we're the only ones excited about this, but game four of the stanley cup finals, it will be over when we're on the air, but it's going on right now while we tape. the new jersey devils on the brink of elimination at the

hands of our l.a. kings, it would be the kings' first ever stanley cup. this is pretty funny. last fans wanted to distract the devils, so they held up these giant snooki, situation, pauly d, and jwoww. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the pride of new jersey whether you people like it or not. it would be great if the kings could come by and bring the stanley cup to the show if they win it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't that be great? have you ever been to a hockey game? >> no, never. >> jimmy: have you ever watched on tv? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you like it? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. [ laughter ] nba finals start next week. this is a sports caster in portland, maine. i don't know how this made sense to her, because in the history of basketball, this result has

never occurred before. but watch. >> the boston celtics are playing the heat in boston for game four of the eastern conference finals. i guess the game just ended and it ended in a tie. this is what my producer is telling me. there you go. there's the score, 89-89, went down to the wire. ended in a tie. let's move on to professional able. >> jimmy: everyone's a winner. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all the best news stories start with the words, i guess. this is an interesting new internet idea, two of the guys who created napster have created a social video network that allows you to face chat with friends and matches you up with

strangers and it's basically the end of all real human interaction. it's a video chat with random people, chat roulette, but it turned out three out of every four people turned out poob penises and -- guys ruin everything. but they assure their users that won't be the case. to make sure people have their clothes on, this is true, they're going to take random snapshots of people while they're chatting and upload it to facebook. in other words, america's dream of a giant corporation monitoring and taking pictures of us every few minutes during private conversations has finally come true. air time, they even came up with software that aut matically detects when a penis is present. you're on the site. you talk to someone. if that someone does decide to do this, air time software

identifies the penis and instantly converts it into zach galifianakis, who everyone loves. [ applause ] this is good. this is from the local nbc station in philadelphia. they had a reporter outside a beyonce concert in atlantic city. there was speculation that first lady michelle obama might show up and keep your eye on the characters in back for tonight's edition of behind the news. ♪ >> now we can't officially confirm that the first lady is here, but there seems to be indications, we spotted some secret service agents and there is video around there of what appears to be a motorcade and police escorts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. let me tell you something, these secret service agents are out of control. as you may have heard, the miss

usa pageant went on in las vegas over the weekend. which i'm surprised, it feels very dated to me. women parading around in bikini competitions. women have evolved. we have the bachelor now. there's some controversy surrounding this year's pageant today. sheena monin won the title of miss pennsylvania and she believes it was rigged and hassy is signed from her position. now who are they going to get the cut the ribbon at the new chipotle in altoona. she claims another contestant saw a list of the top five finishers before the pageant even started. she said in good conscience, i can no longer be affiliated with an organization that i consider to be fraudulent. since when are fake nails, fake teeth, and fake books and fake tans braudulent? the owner of the miss usa and miss universe competition is

donald trump who says he's going to sue her and called for her to weigh in on her charges of fraud. >> now to a war of words between a beauty queen and a miss usa representative. she's turning in her crown because she claims the competition is rigged. >> donald trump is the co-owner and joins us by telephone. >> good morning to you. >> good evening. >> the first question, is the competition fixed? >> the fact is, people hate rosy. they know she's scum. she's garbage. >> on that note, we have to leave it. >> thank you very much. >> he's really obsessed with rosie o'donnell. he's in the news for another funny reason today. in an interview he again expressed doubt to where president obama was born. i'm starting to get the feeling he could witness obama being

baptized in a lake of old milwaukee and still think he was from kenya. but people who think obama was born in another country are commonly referred to as birthers, but trump told political he doesn't like that word. he believes it's derogatory, created by a certain group of the media and would refer that the topic be referred to as the place of irth issue. good luck getting people to say that. the term birther doesn't seem offensive to me. but you can't be sure. people are sensitive. so we did an experiment. i sent my cousin out on the street to call people birthers to see if it fonds -- fonds them and let's see if it does. >> you birthers have your coffee? >> yes. >> what are birthers? >> birthers, like females that give birth? >> what's a birther?

>> you know. >> no, i don't. >> you're eye birther. >> i don't know what a birther is. look at this birther baby reaching for my microphone. >> you got to be the birthiest birther i've seen on the birthing boulevard today. >> why do you carry umbrellas when it's light out. >> because i'm from the east coast. the sun is crazy. >> you're an east coast birther? >> yes. >> i never seen a birther with pink pants before. >> a what? >> and are your parents okay with you dating a birther? >> what's that? >> something about birds. >> whoa, birther, let's talk about what you're wearing. birthers are out tonight. you're a birther, right? >> i don't know what a birther is. >> look it up. i'll be here if you want to come talk to me. >> when people call you a birther, do you get angry? >> no. >> you don't?

>> no. >> because you are a birther, right? >> yes. >> where did you get that shirt? >> i just work on my computer. >> work on your computer. >> yeah, i like it. and go to the mountains also. >> go to the mountains and work on your computer. >> look at this birther walking the dog. >> what's up? >> you're a birther. >> rafta man. >> no, you're a birther. [ bleep ]. >> i've seen a birther all day. that's you, birther, dog. [ bleep ]. >> probably. >> who are the birthers? >> birthers are like a snu. >> i don't know. what's snu with you? >> do you get offended when people call you a birther? >> no. >> why not? >> that's my name. [ laughter ] >> well, we talked to a lot of people today, one thing's for sure, and none of them know what

the word birther means. oh, look who's back. >> idiot! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations to miley cyrus she's only 19 years old, but just got engaged to act are liam hemsworth. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to be at the wedding, just so i can hear the minister say, do you, hanna montana, take thor's brother to be your lawfully wedded husband? according to an insider, she will not wear her veil. she will wear the traditional family mullet. [ laughter ] here's another tale about some happily married young people. it's newlyweds week on wheel of fortune. last week, mike and sara were competing for money and fabulous prizes and here's what they will be fighting about for the next

50 years. >> 300. >> r. >> there are two r's. [ applause ] >> i'd like to solve the puzzle. >> superman and spider woman. >> no, that is not -- >> wonder woman! >> jimmy: keep going. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's going to be hearing that till the end of his life. have you seen the new old pictures of the tanning mom? this woman is patricia krensil. these are the pictures we've seen. she was accused of letting her 5-year-old daughter use a tooning bed. they call her the tanning mom. somebody found, i'm not sure who, found old modelling photos of her when she was in her 20s. this is before she fell into the sun. the skimpy black outfit which happens to be the color her skin

is today. you can see she's in a bikini. she was nice looking. looks a little bit bike chelsea handler. or maybe a meredith baxter birny. i love a good pun. i like my woman to look like they've been stuck in a chimney for 40 years. here's another story for relaxed parents. there's a shooting range opening in texas over the summer. two rooms available. the rooms will be for hosting children's birthday parties at the gun range. isn't that a great idea? the range says for the kids to be able to shoot, they have to be 8 and have to be tall enough to see over the shooting table. but other than that, the only rule is no shooting in the bouncy house. i think it's more dangerous for parents than for kids. i don't think i'vq ever been to a kids' birthday party at which

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>> jimmy: welcome welcome back. tonight on the program, he has a new book, called "not taco bell material." it comes out tuesday and is available for pre-order now, adam carolla is here. and then, a somali rapper who comes to us by way of canada. this is his new single called "hurt me tomorrow." k'naan from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, edward norton will be with us. from the new adam sandler movie "that's my boy" leighton meester will be here, and we'll have music from dead sara.

so, now our next guest, guillermo, i know you're excited about this. >> yeah. >> you've asked to take a picture with him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i declined that. we're trying to do a show here tonight. our first guests tonight have over 28 million followers on twitter. more than president obama, the pope and danny devito combined. they are the first family of reality television. their show "keeping up with the kardashians" airs sunday nights on e!. please say "hello" to kim and kourtney kardashian and khloe kardashian-odom. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. great to have you. first time all three of you have been here together. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: or all four of you are

here, really. who did this to you? >> we're still not really sure, but we'll find out in the delivery room. >> jimmy: will maury povich with the delivery room? >> he should. >> jimmy: who will be in the delivery room? you guys have a lot of family members. who gets to be in there? >> last time i happened to give birth during like a window that there was -- my doctor said it was like a two-week window ever where they only let two people in the room. because of the swine flu, so kim was hiding in the closet. >> jimmy: great. >> and my mom was peeking out of the closet. >> she was in the bathroom. >> jimmy: you held the legs. >> i held the legs and i have been asked to do that again. [ applause ] >> the nurse called one last time and i said khloe, grab the other one. >> she of the like, scott cannot handle this. he was in the corner filming and

he was so nervous. >> i don't think it's a big deal. i think not from the waist down. >> jimmy: i agree with you. you shoot on the horizon in a situation like that and you bring the baby up like jaws in the movie. >> kourtney brought her own baby out of her. >> yes, she did. >> jimmy: why even go to the hospital? >> i didn't plan it. >> he said, are you ready to touch your baby boy? she goes, okay and grabs -- i go, that's not what he said. >> that's a natural thing to do. that's how people used to give birth, standing up and squatting. >> thousands of years ago. >> jimmy: you should not touch the baby until the doctor wraps it up and cleans it. >> no, that was such a nice moment. >> jimmy: sounds like you have it all figured out. will your brother be allowed in the delivery room? >> we were debating, but he'll definitely make some awkward

comments. >> why would you want him in the room? he was in the waiting room last time. >> you were slapping his butt and saying that's disgusting. do you want us to say what you were doing to lamar earlier? >> kourtney and lamar. >> jimmy: what were you doing earlier? >> nothing. lamar has a crush on me. >> you have a crush on lamar. >> mom does. >> mom is crazy. >> jimmy: maybe lamar thinks there's a basketball under your dress and it's just trying to get out. >> i think so. >> jimmy: but you're not married? >> i'm not married. >> jimmy: why aren't you married after the second kid? >> how long do we have for this question? do you want to be in my therapy sessions? first of all, i have realized that i have major commitment problems. >> jimmy: you do. >> because i'm really clouftro

phobic, and all my issues, i have a lot of them, but they all stem from like this thing. like i can't commit to anything. >> jimmy: lay down on the couch. >> everything i do, i need to say ik i'll do this, but i need to -- no, i love scott and he's my partner. we're committed and we have a great relationship. so that's not -- >> i don't think i'm any different than khloe and lamar. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i think people missed what you said there. why don't you try it for a little while like kim did? [ cheers and applause ] now, kim, you're dating kanye west. do you remember where you met him? >> i should thank you right now, right? >> jimmy: yes, that's right. because i think i kind of

introduced you guys. >> you kind of did. i did meet him years before. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> but we really got to know each other on the show that you guys produced together. >> jimmy: the show didn't go on, but your love really did. and how are the boys getting along, your husband and your boyfriends or fiancée, whatever he is. how are they all getting along, kanye, and lamar, and scott? >> i think we've all known each other for a long time. so they get along pretty good. >> and the interesting thing is they're all only children, but in this crazy family with so many people. >> like they're drawn to our crazy family for some reason and they're all only children. >> jimmy: i think that's a common thing. only children want to be a part of a lot of madness going on. who is the craziest member of your family? >> my mom. >> i think my mom. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> because she bred us. we all have little bits of crazy in us.

>> jimmy: do you guys even like realize that your stepdad is bruce jenner, who like, when i was growing up, like the biggest athlete, the olympic champion? i know you guys just -- >> he reminds us all the time. >> jimmy: he does remind you? >> we hear the story every single day. >> all the time. >> it's great, but i mean -- >> jimmy: does he have to remind you, or were you aware of his accomplishments? >> no, he had to tell us. in the beginning, he never told us, or maybe i didn't listen, but i thought he was like a swimmer before i even met him. once i knew him and then once we were in the olympics, we went to atlanta. >> when were we in the olympics? >> well, we weren't in it. we went to the olympics and i remember we went to the de-kath lor lon and that was the first time i had such a respect for bruce and for what he did. because i was like, oh you're not a swimmer.

>> why, because swimming isn't respectable? >> jimmy: he's the greatest athlete in the world. >> but it's really cute because we've all heard the stories and he tells lamar the stories now because he's trying out for team usa basketball. it's crazy because lamar is so into them. and i'm like, i can literally mouth behind bruce what he's saying. like i know every story. but it's cute. >> i told kanye, whatever you do, don't ask him any political question or about sports, olympics, nothing, unless you want to be stuck for hours and hours. >> jimmy: where did you get that beautiful gold necklace? >> oh, the olympics! >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break. we're here with the kardashian sisters and we'll have more with them when we come back. weather.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with the kardashians. i've been hiding this from the audience all night, but i'm wearing all of your -- many of your finger nail polishes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm wearing khloe had a little lam lam right there, follow me on glitter aa dorable.

court is ready for a pedy. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: and also kim-pleatly in love. >> that is some fashion statement. >> jimmy: how do you fit the namts on the polish? >> that's the most fun. i'm wearing my fuchsia looks bright. it's fun to come up with the names. >> jimmy: how many are there? >> a lot. >> we're coming out with our spring collection now. i think it's out now and eight more colors, we just launched. >> jimmy: who works the hardest of the three of you? who does the actually work? >> we all do in different ways. >> i'm the president. >> jimmy: does that mean you do the most work? because often times the president does not. >> we all actually are very controlling, very ocd and hands on. >> we all have different

projects we're into, like nicole from opi, i really love that and we all have different roles. kourtney loves dash. so we all kind of do different things, but we're all into everyone, but we have our specialties. >> jimmy: what if you disagree? does it have to be unanimous, two to one or do you vote? >> we do two to one. >> jimmy: is that frequently the case where you disagree and you outvote someone? >> yeah. not with our clothing line. i would say the most is where we do the two to one. and i think i have the most different style from them. so that's -- >> jimmy: so you get outvoted a lot. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you ever go, just let her make that one? >> we do. >> this is so kourtney, but fine, let her have it. >> jimmy: you have a line of maternity wear that you're

pushing now. >> no. and actually yesterday kim couldn't find an outfit to wear to the zoo. because she packed gowns. >> jimmy: if you wear an animal print, you could get attacked. >> we were in san diego, and she packed ball gowns. >> not ball gowns. >> i was like, do you want to borrow, like this, exactly is what she packed. >> that's what she wanted to wear to the zoo. so i asked her if she wanted to borrow something. because i'm still wearing some of my normal clothes. >> peter pan is her name. i found out it was a girl after i named it. but there was a peacock always in our area and one of my neighbors -- >> i think it's illegal to have a wild animal. >> it's not a wild animal. it's a bird! it's like -- oh, stop.

okay. anyway, one of the next-door neighbors were like, we're calling animal control. and i was like, no, they're going to kill it. so i bought bird food, and trailed it into my house to save it for the day. >> inside? >> not in my home. like on the property. try to use your brain. i saved its life. and now it won't leave me alone and lamar is terrified of it. it and it comes to us for food. >> jimmy: why is he scared of it? >> he's like, i'm from queens, we don't have birds this big in new york. so he runs. and it will chase him. it's funny. he's like, i have to open it first because it waits by our front door. >> jimmy: is this on the show? >> it's around at all time. >> jimmy: there's nothing funnier than a seven-foot tall guy who's scared of a peacock. >> it is pretty funny. and it's not illegal.

>> jimmy: well, if it is, you'll be arrested and that will be a whole episode right there. it's great to see you guys. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] "keeping up with the kardashians" airs sunday nights on e! -- and their kardashian kolor nail polish is available now. we'll be right back with adam carolla. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] yiayia may not approve of pool parties... this looks like the pornography. but at least she approves of serving athenos feta. mmm! [ male announcer ] because athenos is made the greek way,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is your regular suit at the dry cleaners? >> i'm a big kings fan, jimmy. >> go kings! >> jimmy: i had no idea. i did not know you were a kings fan. >> it's weird because remember we worked together on the radio and i used to go to kings games all the time and you really never came with me. >> i was always talking about the kings. back in the day. i'm not one of those bandwagon guys. hell to the no, jimmy. i've been a king mattic, i call it, for many years. if you're going to insult me, i

could be down at the forum right now. courtside. >> jimmy: they moved to the staples center. >> i know that because my father used to take me there. it's his call. he had season tickets and he would take me -- >> jimmy: well, before it was built then, i guess. >> okay, you know what, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you know who number 32 on the kings is? because you're wearing that jersey. >> you know, gee -- >> jimmy: gee something? >> robe tusin. kobe. >> jimmy: no, it ain't kobe. you look great and you look enormous in that outfit, i have to say. are we done with this? >> no. i'm a kings fan. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was unnecessary.

your kids, your twins, their sixth birthday is tomorrow. >> right. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> they bleed purple and black and orange. >> jimmy: they do? i dropped something off at your house today. >> i can see that. >> jimmy: this is in front of your garage now. this is the blast zone shark park inflatable water park bouncer. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: you don't have a lot of cars, do you? >> not that i can get to. >> jimmy: that's going to be in your driveway. >> listen, you're destroying my children. first off, they spent more time in a bouncy castle then they have on terra firma. they're ruined for the world. they're going to be at job interviews in 15 years just going, what's going on, i don't

feel the floor. it has almost no give at all. why is everyone wearing their shoes? so you've destroyed them. they're ruined. they really are -- the notion -- and by the way, why just a bouncy castle? why not a bouncy condo or eye bouncy cabin? shouldn't there be are the things. >> jimmy: that's a good question. >> something for the adults to play in. >> jimmy: a bouncy whore house. >> that would be nice. >> jimmy: but they're like $60 to rent one for the day. they smell like feet and are disgusting. >> we had a bouncy tennis ball. have fun wrestling the dog with it. >> jimmy: did you get them a present yet? >> a father's love is all my children need. i'm going to take my boy to the l.a. zoo. >> jimmy: he loves the zoo. >> he loves the zoo, the reptile

pavilion, the most. but it's a horrible idea. >> jimmy: why? >> because it's this maze of reptiles and they put them in their terarriums and their natural habitat. >> and their natural habitat is not being seen by the human eye. so it's just me and a bunch of mexicans, going, do you see a tree snake? i don't see a tree snake. >> that's because they blend in. the reason they blend in is because a bird will eat them. i say hang them on fishing wire in front of a white sheet and let me see their ass. >> jimmy: that's a good point. >> i pay good money to get to the zoo. do you think any of them think they're in their natural habitat? there's a husky lesbian in cargo shorts feeding them twice a day

crickets by hand? do you really think they're going to confuse this with the rainforest? no. if you had a kilt exhibit would you do it in front of a plaid shower curtain? >> jimmy: no. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: this is the book. it's called "not taco bell material," because you were famously rejected by taco bell as an employee. >> it was a different time. >> jimmy: it's very funny, but i want to go on your podcast with you because you makes a statement at the start of the book where you talk about how there's not one ounce of hyperbowley, yet i found about 20 stories about me that are false. i want to go through those point by point with you and my attorney as well. >> it's called artistic license, jimmy. >> jimmy: i didn't realize that. now, you have your book tour at

caroline's in new york city. >> that's right. >> jimmy: on tuesday? >> yes. i'll be up there. arty lang will come out. we'll read through the book and do a whole live launch. >> jimmy: he's going to read from your book? >> one of us has to read. i can't read. maybe we'll have to get a third to do some reading. >> jimmy: go meet adam and get your puck signed at caroline's in new york city on tuesday night. the book is called "not taco bell material." it's out tuesday and is available for pre-order. when we come back, music from k'naan. [ cheers and applause ] here you go little man.

[ humming ] [ babbling ] the cheerios bandit got you again? [ both laugh ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios ...and now... you! [ giggles ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios

>> jimmy: his album comes out later this summer. here with the new song, "hurt me tomorrow," k'naan.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ ♪ so don't you make it worse ♪ don't change my weather ♪ i got to change your mind if it takes forever ♪ ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground 'cause tonight ♪ ♪ ain't the night for sorrow but you can hurt me tomorrow ♪ ♪ okay it's on you uh huh ♪ i used to be a strange fruit billy holiday

then you got me by my roots ♪ ♪ took the pain away i tried to question our direction that was my mistake ♪ ♪ i had to ask you where we goin baby marvin gaye ♪ ♪ i used to do it like sinatra do it my way now i'm the fugee ♪ ♪ you're my lauryn hill that got away i thought we had an at last love etta james but now i'm wondering if ♪ ♪ what i heard is true then i know what you came to do ♪ ♪ love may be blind but i'm lookin at you so before you pull the trigger did you ever consider ♪ ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow but you can hurt me tomorrow ♪ ♪ you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me ♪ ♪ you can hurt me

you can hurt me you can hurt me you can hurt me ♪ ♪ tomorrow ♪ if you can take a rain check on a stormy night then i would love you 'til you're old like ♪ ♪ your betty white you could hurt me any other day pick a fight ♪ ♪ but not on monday tuesday, wednesday thursday, friday night ♪ ♪ and not the weekend neither 'cause i got a song to write i promise ima hear you out when the time is right ♪ ♪ let's have a talk august 7th twenty ninety-nine at your place or mine ♪ ♪ this ain't a good time but when is it ever i know the perfect time and baby that's never ♪ ♪ so don't you dare leave me now throw my heart on the ground ♪ ♪ 'cause tonight ain't the night for sorrow but you can hurt me tomorrow ♪ ♪ hey, why you turn around and walk away i know you got