>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! game night," presented by skype. tonight, mark wahlberg and mila kunis. plus, nba stars rajon rondo and tyson chandler. and now here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. it's me. i'm jimmy. and this is our nba "game night" special. but just because it's an nba special, we don't -- we don't just have to talk about basketball. we can tboyfriends, cookie dough, ryan gosling -- whatever you guys want, really. [ laughter ] but let's start with basketball. tonight, game 4 of the nba finals between the oklahoma city thunder and the miami heat. miami fans were out in full force at the americanairlines arena tonight, all wearing white because nothing is more welcoming to a group of primarily african-american men than a huge mob dressed in white. [ laughter ]

this is kind of interesting -- maybe even surprising. tickets to the games in miami are actually going for less money than tickets to the games in oklahoma city. they say the season ticket holders in oklahoma are more likely to hold onto their tickets and go to the game whic drives up the price. and, also, they say there's more to do in miami -- there are more recreational activities there. you can go to the beach or -- i don't know -- watch gloria estefan chase ducks off her lawn. [ laughter ] we have some entertainment for you tonight. if you're familiar with the social networking site twitter, you know there are a lot of nba players on it because they gravitate toward the kardashians, who are also on it. [ laughter ] but tonight, we've compiled some of our favorite nba-player tweets, and as a special treat, we've also compiled a group of kids to sing them for you. so, here now, singing a tweet from tyson chandler of the new york knicks, please welcome the "jimmy kimmel live" children's choir. [ cheers and applause ] [ mid-tempo piano music plays ] ♪ my boy pacman just got robbed again ♪

[ laughter ] thanks. i guess tyson was upset about the pacquiao fight -- either that or he believes video games are real. i don't know. [ laughter ] metta world peace of the los angeles lakers is using his time off right now to act in his first tv movie. it's called "the eleventh victim." it'll premiere on the lifetime network this fall. metta plays a detective. i really can't wait to see that, because i'm just gonna go out on a limb and guess that his acting will be stellar. and metta isn't the only nba star getting into the movies. kevin durant of the oklahoma city thunder is in a movie coming out in august. [ cheers and applause ] he plays himself. the movie is cck."d "thunderstruck." the plot is, he somehow magically switches teenage boy. teenage boy. the boy becomes a great basketball player, and he becomes great at -- i don't know -- clearing his internet history before his mom gets home. [ laughter ] the movie is helmed by the director of "big momma's house 2" and costars jim belushi as the coach, so can you give a movie an oscar before it comes out? [ laughter ]

here's the trailer. and i swear to you, this is real. ♪ >> take this, man. you're gonna make that next shot. >> i wish i had your talent. [ pulsating ] >> i want to try out for the team again. >> tryouts are over, billy. >> oh! >> oh! ♪ unstoppable >> what is wrong with kevin durant? [ singing indistinctly ] >> i think i know where your game has gone. >> whoo! >> somebody took it. >> i want to give your talent back. >> you got him believing this nonsense, too? >> show him. >> show me what? >> the best? >> whoa. >> jimmy: martin scorsese's still at the top of his game. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] if you see only one movie this summer in which kevin durant plays himself and switches basketball skills with a teenage boy, make it "thunderstruck." [ laughter ] if we've learned anything from shaq, it's that, when an nba player acts, it doesn't usually turn out well.

but now, finally, someone is doing something about it. [ slow music plays ] >> hi. i'm gary oldman, actor. some of you may know me from such films as "dracula," "air force one," and "kung fu panda 2." now, just as a professional basketball player spends hours on the court mastering every aspect of his game, i, gary oldman, studied acting for many years to perfect my craft. and just as i, gary oldman, actor, would never try and join an nba team just because i'm famous, i, gary oldman, would very much appreciate it if professional basketball players would stay the [bleep] out of movies! who the hell told you you could [ bleep ] act -- the -- the director on your powerade commercial?! you're not [ bleep ] actors! some of you can't even speak [ bleep ] english! you suck! get it?!

you suck! now, you see how i did that? that's called "acting." did you feel the emotion? i can do that. you can't. [ laughter ]that's what i mean. [bleep] >> paid for by actors against acting athletes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, gary. very well said. tonight on the show, mark wahlberg and mila kunis are here. and we'll be right back with rajon rondo versus tyson chandler in an nba-player edition of our skype scavenger hunt, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] ok, so you're no marathon man.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our nba "game night" special. i'm shaquille o'kimmel. tonight on the program, two actors from the new movie "ted," mark wahlberg and mila kunis, are here. both mark and mila have agreed to take our three-point challenge tonight. we have a basketball court set up outside our theater on hollywood boulevard. they'll each get a chance to make a 3-pointer. if they do, everyone in our studio audience wins a valuable prize, and it's a good one, too. and then you can join us later at our regular time tonight after "nightline." our guests are sally field, kevin love of the minnesota timberwolves, and we'll have music from waka flocka flame, so join us then. you know, from time to time, we play a game here called the skype scavenger hunt. we skype with people in their homes, and we have them race to find things that might be laying around the house. usually, we play with viewers, but tonight, our contestants are nba players. in fact, joining us now from the new york knicks, by way of calabasas, california, the nba defensive player of the year, tyson chandler. hello, tyson. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks for doing this, tyson. how tall are you, tyson? >> i'm 7'1". >> jimmy: 7'1". okay, now, i'm worried you may bang your head running from room

to room. are the arches customized there at your house? >> yeah. yeah, the doorways are high. i don't have to worry about it. >> jimmy: oh, okay, good. we want you to navigate it safely. and your opponent tonight -- all-star point guard for the boston celtics, coming to us from his home in boston, rajon rondo. hello, rajon. >> hi there. >> jimmy: how are you? >> excellent. >> jimmy: you just moved into a new place, i hear. >> yeah. [ laughs ] a couple weeks. >> jimmy: so, do you think you have all the supplies you might need to win this? because i may ask you to go deep and get some stuff, all right? >> all right, i'll see what i got. >> jimmy: okay, good. all right, gentlemen. let's put them up side by side. if you could, go ahead and shake virtual hands. it's time to play an nba edition of the skype scavenger hunt. this is a simple game. it's a scavenger hunt. i'm gonna ask you to find an item, and your job is to bring it back as quickly as you can. are you ready? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your first challenge is to bring back the last thing you read, whichever one is --

whichever one i deem funnier wins. [ laughter ] all right, there they go. look at that chair. that's a good-looking chair. we don't have chairs like that in my house. all right, rajon, what do you have? you have got -- what is that -- "fifty shades of grey"? [ laughter ] "the other wes moore"? >> "the other wes moore." >> jimmy: okay, i don't know that book, but the way -- it looks like it might be a good one. tyson's having a little bit more difficult time. tyson's gone. tyson went to the library or something. an, there he is. and, tyson, the book you have is -- >> "jerry west." that's jerry west? oh, okay, well, we're gonna have to give that to rajon. he was faster and -- [ cheers and applause ] how far -- where is your library? is it in another wing of the house? >> that -- that was a long room. >> jimmy: all right. >> a long run. >> jimmy: all right. the next item -- bring back something your teammates would make fun of you if they knew you owned it. [ laughter ]

all right. [ laughs ] that chair is from the king louis collection, i believe. i'm -- i'm obsessed with that chair. okay. [ laughter ] all right, tyson. what is that? >> flying pig. >> jimmy: it's a flying pig? what's it made out of? >> i don't know -- something heavy, though -- probably steel. >> jimmy: [ laughing ] all right. how long have you had that thing? >> uh, about a week or two. >> jimmy: okay. do you sleep with it or anything -- any -- [ laughs ] >> no, it was on the counter there. >> jimmy: okay. >> decoration. >> jimmy: where did you buy it? did you actually go and purchase that? >> i think it came from a flea market. >> jimmy: okay, all right. very good. oh, and look at who's back. back -- rajon, you're back. >> yeah, i'm back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is that? is that a telephone?

>> yeah, i'm 2. >> jimmy: all right. all right, well, that's not -- neither one of these is particularly embarrassing, but we're gonna give that to tyson. so we're even now, and we have a final challenge, the tiebreaker. [ cheers and applause ] first man to come back wearing a wig wins this thing. go. [ laughter ] if you don't have a wig, come up with something good. and there they go. they are off. wait a minute. did it seem like rajon actually is now in tyson's house? [ laughter ] nice places, by the way. they must be millionaires. [ laughter ] we're still waiting. we will give you a half point for a weave. [ laughter ] all right. all right. all right. you look a -- a disney prince or

something. [ laughs ] all right. >> my daughter's beach towel. >> jimmy: that's not a wig -- not a wig. well, let's see what rajon comes back with. [ laughing ] all right, now, that's gonna -- you know what? that's gonna win it. [ laughter ] all right, you know what? we're gonna have to call this one a tie, because this is -- i've tabulated the scores, and we're gonna call this a tie. tell them what they win, dicky. >> dicky: jimmy, for their superior efforts, rajon and tyson both win two tickets to see "thunderstruck." when a hopelessly uncoordinated young fan magically switches talents with his hero kevin durant, he becomes the star of his high-school team. "thunderstruck." coming to theaters eventually. >> jimmy: all right. are you guys excited to see kevin durant in "thunderstruck"? [ laughs ] thanks to tyson chandler and rajon rondo. we'll be right back with mark wahlberg and mila kunis.c ]

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>> jimmy: all right, and welcome back. our guests tonight are not professional basketball players -- they are actors, but combined, they are more than 11 feet tall. they have a new movie called "ted" opening in theaters june 29th. please say hello to mark wahlberg and mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] >> good to see you. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: yeah? you guys all right? everything good? >> i'm good. i'm superexcited, dude. >> jimmy: why are you excited? >> i need to thank you personally because the last -- was it the last time i was here? my dear friend nacho -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, nacho. and because of jimmy's good graces to have him on the show, he now has his own show -- i swear to god. he's filming a show starting next week with the real drama c johnny drama for fuel tv called "nacho extreme."

>> jimmy: now, this guy -- nacho -- have you met nacho? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: he eats things. >> she worked with nacho. >> i worked with nacho. nacho's on set every day. >> he worked on "ted." >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> yeah. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> until he got fired -- he got a little crazy. >> jimmy: did he get fired? >> he ripped the rear-view mirror and the door handle off of my friend's car, trying to kill him. >> his friends are crazy. >> and i ended up getting stabbed in the thumb by my other friend -- i won't mention his name. >> jimmy: what's going on with you and these friends? i mean -- [ laughter ] >> it's only in boston. when i'm in boston -- you know, they stay in boston, but when i'm there, i've got to, you know, give them a job and put them in the movie and, you know -- >> jimmy: because, in boston, you're - i mean, you're their favorite son there. people go crazy for you. >> yes, but -- >> it all depends. i've loved it and hate it. >> people on the street -- everybody is related to mark in some form or another. it's really what -- and i remem. in the beginning, i was a little like -- everybody -- it doesn't matter who it was. somebody on the street would be like, "yo, girl, what's up? you got to tell my boy mark that shorty, his cousin, says, 'what's up?'" and i was like, "all right, shorty, his cousin." be like, "mark, some guy named shorty, your cousin, said, 'what's up?'"

mark's like, "all right, all right. cool, cool, cool." next day, it would be like, "yo, girl, what's up? you're working with my bro. he my cousin, mark. you know, tell him billy bong says, 'what's up?'" i was like, "okay, sure." everybody was related to him. >> jimmynamed billy bongin named billy bong? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. i always just said, "yeah, cool. if you see him again, tell him i said 'hi.'" >> 'cause, yeah. >> i usually don't know who they're talking about. >> jimmy: so, what happens, like, if you try to go to a celtics game or something? do you know everyone there, or do they act like they know you? >> you know what? i never went to a celtics game until the boston garden was already gone. and i went a couple years ago, promoting something for the other guys. but we did go -- the bruins were playing in the stanley cup when we were shooting the movie, so we went to not one home game, but two home games. and i went with 30 guys, and we only had 12 tickets. but the woman backstage at the garden, she's there, and she's so happy to see me, so i just start hugging her, and everybody just ushers by. [ laughter ] >> she was probably related to him. >> and then we just all hung out by the bar and took other people's seats. it was a lot of fun. [ laughter ] but i -- i've literally been to more celtics games in l.a. than i have in boston. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what about your kids? are they celtics fans?

are they lakers fans? >> oh, my god. my kids -- they like the lakers. i just told kobe -- i saw kobe the other night at the guys' choice awards. and he was like, "i know you like boston." i said, "actually, i'm coming around, because my kids -- i keep telling them they should like the celtics, but they were all born in l.a. and they remind me of that, so they're all lakers fans." >> jimmy: oh, this is blasphemy. i mean, you have no cousins left in boston now. [ laughter ] >> i let it slide with the kids. the kids can do whatever they want. >> jimmy: mila, last time you were here, you mentioned that you were on a very strict diet for the movie "black swan," and that you'd just gone off the diet and -- and you -- you were hitting the panda express pretty hard. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> yeah, i do remember this because i think it's what started the entire panda express thing last year of, like, i ended up getting probably like a thousand free, like, three-piece meal things from panda express of, like, two entrees and, like, a vegetable thing. they've all literally gone. like, they're disappeared. it's been a year. my brother took all of them. >> jimmy: oh, i thought nacho absolutely have t.ved in that. [ laughter ] your brother took them all? >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and your brother ate a thousand panda express meals? >> it was a couple hundred -- i'm not even kidding you. and i think he took his current girlfriend out on dates every single night to panda express. it got so bad that she was literally like, "no, we're gonna break up if there's a single date that takes" -- and so -- sorry, mike. >> jimmy: she's a lucky lady, huh? >> no way. she's gonna kill me >> and nacho -- nacho doesn't eat real food. >> jimmy: no. yeah, that's right. >> no. >> jimmy: nacho drinks -- >> just tabasco sauce. >> he'll eat your desk. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this movie, by the way -- it's hysterically funny. seth macfarlane wrote and directed this movie -- the guy from "family guy," your co-worker for many years at "family guy." >> yeah. i've known seth -- yes, since i was 15. >> jimmy: since you were 15 years old. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and so, well, now that you're an adult, is that a weird thing, when he's writing things for you to do? >> well, now they're, like, more sexual, so, yeah, maybe a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, before, i was, like, a kid, and now he's like, "so, now, you're gonna" -- but, no, seth is great. like, i do love working with seth. he's, you know, one of my oldest friends, and -- and we have an amazing shorthand on set. >> jimmy: tell us the basic idea behind the film. >> you go ahead. >> you go ahead. [ laughter ] >> well, basically, it's about this young boy who has no

friends, and he gets a teddy bear for christmas. and if you squeeze it, basically, it says, "i love you," kind of like a teddy ruxpin. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> although, if i say "teddy ruxpin" around ted, he gets very upset. >> jimmy: he gets angry. >> so, and then, he makes this wish that the bear would come to life, and of course, his christmas wish is granted. and cut to them at 30-something-years-old. they're now grown up. the bear was kind of like a child star, but nobody really gives a [ bleep ] anymore. but i have this wonderful girlfriend played by mila, but i still have this friend that, you know, we smoke [ bleep ] and we get into a lot of trouble. and you know, he gets me sniffing [ bleep ] and he's bringing hookers back to our house. and you know, the hookers [ bleep ] on the floor, and he's just basically causing -- he's causing a lot of problems. so she says, "look, i love ted, too, but, you know, you got to grow up." and i'm like, "well, i'd actually really rather have ted, but i don't have" -- there's only one good-looking girl in boston, and it's her. so -- so then -- but -- you know, it's much more than that. there's a real story and you know, this -- it's great relationships, and, you know, a lot of crazy things happen. >> jimmy: it really is. >> i don't want to give away the plot. >> jimmy: it's kind of like a very strange version of "puff, the magic dragon."

>> yeah. >> jimmy: and i think we have a clip here from the movie "ted." >> oh, cool. >> johnny, how about a beer, huh? arles brew-kowskis? charles brew-kowskis?ys?>> a co? >> maybe a mike brew-guslawski. >> perhaps a tedy brew-schi? >> that's a good one. >> you know what? i think i, too, want a martina navrati-brewski. >> oh, no, no, no, no, no. >> oh, no, no. that doesn't work. >> no, no, no. don't ruin it. no. >> that totally works. >> no, no. >> yeah, it does. >> it doesn't work. >> it doesn't work. >> the name has to have a "ski" at the end of it, and you just put "brewski" at the end of martina navratilova, so -- >> well, i just thought we were saying funny names. >> no, no. it has -- it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. otherwise, where's the challenge? you know, if there's no "ski" at the end of the root word, then we would just be idiots saying nonsense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he makes a very good point -- that teddy bear. e're gonna go outside on hollywood boulevard, and we're gonna give you each an opportunity to make a three-point shot. and if you do, everyone in our audience is gonna get an xbox 360. [ cheers and applause ] mark wahlberg and mila kunis versus basketball. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the scene is hollywood boulevard. the competitors -- mark wahlberg and mila kunis. tonight, their mission is to make sangle three-point shot. if either of them is successful, everyone in our studio audience goes home with a fabulous prize. dicky, tell them what they could win. >> dicky: it's an xbox 360 console, jimmy. xbox 360 is the only place to play the most anticipated game of the year "halo 4." preorder it from retailers, including the microsoft store. >> jimmy: wow. however, mark, mila, if you do not make the shot, our studio audience gets nothing. we don't do consolation prizes here. in fact, they will go home sad and empty-handed and possibly with an unquenchable thirst for your blood. so, mila, you are gonna shoot first. >> mila, go first. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: make it count. make it count.

>> is it okay if i do it like this? >> jimmy: that's the way -- whichever you want to do it. whoa! >> oh! [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: very close. let's look at the instant replay here. that was close. >> that was pretty good. >> jimmy: now, you got really close there. >> listen, i hit the backboard -- that was my only goal. >> jimmy: you hit it. it almost went in. it really almost did, but almost doesn't count. and so now it is up to mark wahlberg. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready? all right, here we go. [ cheers and applause ] take your shot. oh! close. let's look at the instant replay here. >> how did that not go in? >> jimmy: it was very -- so close. there's the shot. [ audience aws ] just off the back of the rim and, unfortunately -- well, the good news is we all still have our health, right, studio audience? >> ohh. [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: thanks to mark and mila. their very funny movie "ted" comes out june 29tize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him tonight. join us for our new show at our regular time tonight after "nightline." stay tuned for game 4 of the nba finals on abc. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ]