>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> for the first time in history the number of asian immigrants coming into america is larger than the number of hispanic immigrants. now even our immigrants are being made in china. >> sally fields. >> this is kind of like for bigger people. >> we set it up for the timberwolves. >> nba all-star kevin love and music from waca flocka fabababababababababababab

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the samsung galsy s3. the next big thing in smartphones. i know two guys who like theirs. guillermo and kevin love. >> this is a very nice walk, kevin love. >> yes, guillermo, i agree. and i got a lot of great pictures along the way on my samsung galaxy s iii. >> we have so much in common, kevin love. we have the same phone, the same mustache, and we are very, very handsome. >> you know what, we should be best friends. >> okay. will you share your pictures with me? we don't need a wi-fi connection or cell signal. all we have to do is touch our

galaxy iii phones together. >> i'd be happy to, guillermo. here. >> pick me up. >> we dit. we did it. >> friends. >> the samsung galaxy siii, the next big thing available across all big carriers. >> "jimmy kimmel live" back in three minutes. isn't major medical enough? huh! no! who's gonna help cover the holes in their plans? aflac! quack! like medical bills they don't pay for? aflac! or help pay the mortgage? quack! or child care? quack! aflaaac! and everyday expenses? #

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for being so wonderful in every way. very nice of you. welcome. hey, today is, or i should say, was, the last day of spring, which means if your christmas decorations are still up, you might as well keep them there. tomorrow is the first day of summer, which means i can finally start wearing my toe ring and a shark tooth necklace. here's an interesting fact. 100% of people who use the word summer as a verb are awful people. did you know that? we summer in the south of france. now it's time summer is here, put away the ugg boots and get

out the white ugg boots. if you've been planning to lose weight for summer bikini season, forget it, it's too late. this planet that we're on is fat. there's a new study out from the london school of hygiene and tropical medicine, which sounds like a fun place to go to school, they did a study on obesity and calculated that people on earth as a group are 34 billion pounds overweight. soon we'll need a rascal scooter to help us get around the sun. they say the average human body weight is 137 pounds. and in north america, the average weight is 178 pounds. they both seem low to me. [ laughter ] how can the average body weight be 137 pounds anyway? are there whole countries filled with victoria beckhams? it doesn't make sense. the figure must include babies. because the study said nearly three-quarters of american dealts are overweight. in fact, i would like you to look to your left and look to your right. okay, that's your stomach. [ laughter ] despite making up only 5% of the world's population, americans

account for almost a third of the world's extra pounds. and maybe we're just hungrier than other countries. maybe other countries are too lazy to put bacon on their ice cream sundae. i did some research on google maps and i think i found the problem. look at how many cupcake shops there are in los angeles alone. now, if you take, look at how many cupcake shops there are in the entire continent of africa. one, and they're out of cupcakes. [ cheers and applause ] from one end of the scale, they had one cupcake back in 1993 and unfortunately a lion ate it. so we have more cupcakes or fewer lions. i don't know. guillermo, you're fat, right? >> yeah, yeah. a little bit. >> jimmy: hey, here's another interesting statistic, for the first time in history, the number of asian immigrants coming into america is larger

than the number of hispanic immigrants. now even our immigrants are being made in china. [ laughter ] evidently, there's a lot of demand right now for highly skilled workers, and they're coming in droves. now, guillermo, when your family came over here, did you ever imagine that you -- [ laughter and applause ] it's happening faster than i thought. not only did you turn asian, you got a bowl cut somehow. [ laughter ] is that your real hair? that's real? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: are you a soccer fan, asian guillermo? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are not, okay. well, the euro cup is going on right now. [ cheers and applause ] really! did we let foreigners in here? what's going on? the euro cup, for those who don't know, is a big

international soccer tournament. there was a game between england and u rain today. it was an exciting game. england won it 1-0 and it's time now for our euro cup play of the day. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. always a beautiful game. this is pretty great. in american sports last night during the yankees/braves games, they had an ad for the spider-man movie. one of those things where spider-man comes crawling across the screen. pay special attention to mr. seb sabathia's rear end here. >> the braves early in this ball game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we do not do that. that is exactly -- let's see that again here.

he turns around. and there's spider-man swinging out of cc sabathia's butt. and a brand-new form of advertising was born. hey, remember that lady from alaska that ran for vice president four years ago? she had a kid, and then that kid had a kid, and then she was on that -- the kid was on "dancing with the stars," and she was terrible. you know what i'm talking about? the kid has her own show. bristol palin's new show premiered on lifetime. it's funny how many of their shows are targeted to people who have no lives at all. it's called "bristol palin: life's a trip." tripp is her son's name, it's short for, i got knocked up by a guy on a camping trip. [ laughter ] all the good shows go to teen moms and ryan seacrest. i saw this online today, video someone shot in rural russia.

i'm guessing based on the fact that someone decided to videotape this, that this is unusual even for rural russia. look at this. it's a dog dodging animals on the road on top of an american car. >> i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >> oh, that's what it was. [ applause ] speaking of mitt romney, all throughout his bid for president, he's been accused of being too stiff. and his wife took exception to that. his wife ann said he's a real practical joker. he is very funny. it turns out, he actually is. this happened in wetherly, pennsylvania, on saturday. apparently the press corps that follows him around went to

lunch. snuck on to their bus and gave them a little surprise. >> just playing a little prank on the press while they're off their bus. [ laughter ] >> i love it. >> you guys have it too soft in here, i signed it mitt, p.s., i erased your hard drive. >> jimmy: mitt, you rascal, you did it again. what's next? shoes with no socks? the p.s. is what really made it sting. governor romney and president obama are running a lot of ads right now, a lot of them are negative ads and, of course, when this happens, both guys point at each other. they accuse each other of playing dirty. but the truth is, negative advertising has been around for a long time. john quincy adams, when he was running against andrew jackson, he accused him of murder, cockfighting, cannibalism and he called his mother a whore, which she was, by the way. i heard a lot of stuff about her from regis.

[ laughter ] but this is one of the first ever presidential attack ads from early on in the campaign of 1920, i think. >> warren g. harding says he can return america to normalcy. horse feathers. why that's all a bunch of copper-plated hogwash. fact is warren hard something a goof. he's all wet. this fellow likes to beat his gums, applesauce! he's so screwy, he even put his pooch on top of his jalopy. it is time for harding to dry up. telegram warring harding and tell him to scram. vote for james m. cox, a ducky fellow. he really knows his onions. this november, hot socks, it's cox! paid for by a young rupert murdoch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always like to do something old time. thank you. alec baldwin ran into some trouble this morning.

alex baldwin and his fiancee were getting their marriage license and there were photographers outside trying to take their picture and this happened. you can see alec either push or punch the guy. the photographer claims he was attacked unprovoked. alec baldwin has a different story. either way, no way to treat your wedding photographer. i have to say, alec baldwin looks particularly handsome when he's beating someone up. rage really suits him. meanwhile, lindsay lohan had a bad weekend. producers of a movie she's shooting became concerned when they knocked on her door to her hotel room and got no response. they called paramedics. they found her unconscious. her publisher said she was suffering from exhaustion and was just taking a nap. it's a bad sign when you take a nap and people instantly call the paramedics. she's also involved in a car accident last week and today they released a new iphone app, it's called look out for lilo. it sends you an alert whenever

she's driving in your area. it works like this, say you're in a convenience store, you get an alert that lindsay is driving nearby and it gives you enough time to get out of the way just before he runs you over. [ applause ] it's already saved hundreds of lives. one more thing, sunday was father's day. i hope this is not the first you're hearing of that. but to celebrate, i issued a youtube challenge, this is something we do every once in a while. i asked you to spray your dad with a hose and upload it to youtube with a title, hey, jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose. we got so many good submissions we had to split them. part one we showed on the nba special and here now is part 2 to our salute to america's dads. >> happy father's day! i sprayed my dad with the hose.

>> son of a -- you're gonna get it! >> have you guys ever seen jimmy kimmel? [ laughter ] ♪ happy father's day, dear michael ♪ [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> what was that? do you know? >> say, hi, jimmy kimmel. >> hi, jimmy. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, this is me spraying my dad with a hose. >> damn you! son of a [ bleep ]! you're [ bleep ] grounded.

[ laughter ] >> happy father's day! >> oh, my gosh. >> my phone! >> hey, you [ bleep ] son of a pitch. [ laughter ] >> why did you -- >> hey, jimmy kimmel, my son doesn't watch the jimmy kimmel show, but i do. happy father's day, kyle! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would apologize. we have a big show for you tonight. from the minnesota timberwolves kevin love is here. we have music from waka flocka flame, and we'll be right back with sally field, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back. tonight on the program, a two-time nba all-star from the minnesota timberwolves, kevin love is here. he's a funny guy. [ cheers and applause ] and then, with music from this new cd. it's called "triple f life: friends, fans & family," waka flocka flame is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those aren't the three fs you usually expect from a rapper. tonight -- tomorrow, what day is today? tuesday? on thursday, join us in prime time again and after the game in the west, our guest is matthew mcconaughey.

and one of us won't be wearing a shirt. our first guest is a two-time oscar and three-time emmy winner. she helped the bandit outrun smokey twice and now plays peter parker's beloved aunt may in "the amazing spider-man" opening in 3-d july 3rd. please say hello to sally field. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. these are kind of like for bigger people. >> jimmy: we set it up for the timberwolves. we do it to humiliate our smaller guests. >> it's good. >> jimmy: sorry about that. guillermo, will you come lie at

ms. field's feet. >> no, it's fine. >> jimmy: do people -- does it annoy you, it drives me crazy when people refer to you as sally fields? >> oh, yeah. i don't care. >> jimmy: why do i care and you don't? >> i don't know, jimmy. i don't know. but they always have. i guess it's easier to say fields and not go field! >> jimmy: i wonder if it's the cookies that -- mrs. fields and her cookies that did this. >> i don't know. i'm not really sure and do we care really? >> jimmy: i think i do, yeah. where did you grow up? >> i grew up in the san fernando valley. i grew up in -- >> jimmy: oh, you're a real valley girl. >> i grew up in encino and tarzana. but it was encino and tarzana before the freeway and pre-gelson's if i can say that. >> jimmy: the supermarket. what was going on there? >> it was a lot of open land and there was orange groves and

wall net groves and horses and it was like land. >> jimmy: i assume you know the story of why tarzana is called tarzan. >> because edgar lived down the way. >> jimmy: and he owned almost all the thing and they named it tarzana. >> yeah, makes total sense. >> jimmy: it's a weird place, isn't it? it's a strange town. >> there you have it. that's where i grew up. >> jimmy: did you come to hollywood and cruise this area at all? >> you know, if you came to hollywood, you had to drive over one of the passes. and i was little -- for some of the time i was little. i was always little, face it. but -- kevin love needs to be here. kevin love needs to be here. let's face it. >> jimmy: he'll be here eventually. >> okay. so we would go to the movies, and the movies were down the way. you'd go to drama grauman's chie

and what's the name of the other ones? i don't remember. but you'd wear gloves and hats. >> jimmy: you would? >> and you would have to drive over a canyon pass, so you'd puke in the back of the car. >> jimmy: great. >> and then you'd get there and somehow it was worth it, because you saw "bridge on the river kwai" and it was a great big thing to do. >> jimmy: was gidget the first acting role that you had? >> my first professional role. because i was in junior high school and high school. >> jimmy: you were a teenager when you did that show? >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: did they pay you a lot? >> it was abc. [ laughter ] >> i rest my case. [ applause ] >> i remember it very well, i made $500 an episode. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. and so there were lots of times when the extras that worked a lot, we had a lot of beach scenes, they made more than i did. >> jimmy: really?

>> yeah. they really had a good life. >> jimmy: and then one of maybe the strangest shows ever -- >> i was in? >> jimmy: you were in. >> oh, dear. >> jimmy: "the flying nun," which is about -- for those of you who don't remember the show, and i remember vividly, it was about a nun who could fly. >> yeah, well, it makes total sense. >> jimmy: the reason i bring this up is -- >> and why is that? >> jimmy: we have a guy who works here at the show. he's actually our parking lot security guard, since guillermo moved indoors. his name is tony. in fact, i think tony is out in our parking lot shack right now. that's tony. tony is -- and i'm not joking, is obsessed with "the flying nun," so much so that he loaned us some of his collection of "flying nun" memorabilia. >> oh, mother of god. >> jimmy: we have "flying nun" comic books. there was an album. >> oh, yeah, i recorded that album right near here.

one time, i had to record this frigging album. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's no way for a nun to speak. >> i can say that. and i would come at 9:00 in the morning on a saturday and i would sit there waiting for this whatever studio was supposed to use. it wouldn't open, wouldn't open. finally it opened and this cloud of marijuana smoke came out. and the iron butterfly and grace slick or whoever, they rolled out literally on their faces right in front of me. hi, i'm a big fan. >> jimmy: so you were actually flying when you were recording "the flying nun." >> i wasn't but somebody was. >> jimmy: this is -- i'm told this is his prized possession. did you have this, "the flying nun" lunch box? >> no, i didn't have it. >> jimmy: not only is it in mint condition, but it has two

thermoses. >> don't touch it. i would kill to protect it. >> jimmy: how much did it cost? >> $330 and the cartoon-like thermos was $30? >> jimmy: so you're saying you'd kill somebody for $355. this is the man we have guarding us here. [ laughter ] do you have any lunch boxes with tony on them? >> i can't say. >> jimmy: so, anyway, what i'm trying to say is go out the front door when you leave tonight. do not go through the back parking lot. >> i will. >> jimmy: when we come back we'll talk about the amazing spider-man. you play aunt may and it's great and i saw it yesterday. sally field is here with us. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you

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>> take off the damn hood and look at me. where do you go? who does this to you? >> please go to sleep, aunt may. >> please tell me. >> aunt may, please, please, please go to sleep. >> i can't sleep! don't you understand, i can't sleep! >> jimmy: that is the amazing spider-man.

sally field. aunt may is much younger than aunt may was in the comic books. >> that's what you just saw? that's not what i saw. >> jimmy: she usually has white hair and is making cookies all the time and lecturing peter parker all the time about stuff. >> well, i've been lecturing -- actually i haven't seen the movie. >> jimmy: you didn't do a lot of lecturing. >> i don't do a lot of lecturing and i don't do a lot of baking. >> jimmy: not a lot of baking, but there's some cooking that goes on. i've seen the movie and you haven't. i love that. >> i may never see it. but that's okay. >> jimmy: is it your first 3d movie? >> i think i'll never see it. >> jimmy: even in 3d, you wouldn't want to see yourself. >> oh, please, dear lord in heaven. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, when you pulled that meatloaf out of the oven and turn around in 3d. it's one of the most incredible things i've ever seen in my

life. >> i'm telling you it's one of the most incredible meat loafs you'll ever see. >> jimmy: were you a spider-man fan? >> no. but i do appreciate it. but i really did the movie for a friend of mine who produced the original one, who was my first producing partner when i was producing movies. her name was laura bisquin. and she was an absolute hero. she raised millions and millions and millions of dollars for cancer, and she started the whole stand-up for cancer. >> jimmy: for her? while, that's something. and martin sheen plays uncle ben your husband. you knew that, of course. >> i didn't know it until i agreed to do the movie. then i heard about all the great people and the script was good so i went, wow, squeaked that one out. >> jimmy: and he's somebody you worked with before? martin sheen? you know -- >> you know what, marty and i talk about this. i think we did a movie for tv somewhere in the '70s.

it's called "mongo is back in town." >> jimmy: mongo? >> yeah, it was really, really good. >> jimmy: what's the worst movie you've ever been in? we know about your great movies. what do you think was the worst one besides "mongo is back in town"? >> i don't know. i think probably mongo was very good actually compared to some. >> jimmy: i'm going to have to look that one up. >> i'm not talking about the worst ones. >> jimmy: what's the best one? >> best movie? i don't know. i hope i haven't done it yet. >> jimmy: you seen any of the movies that you're in? >> not, not, mmm, no. >> jimmy: never? >> no, i have, of course, i've seen some, but i don't try to -- especially now, i don't want to look at myself now. >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: you're cheating yourself. there's some really good movies. you know, i mean -- >> yeah, but i'm not in them. >> jimmy: no, you're in them. >> there are? oh. you know -- i can't -- >> jimmy: did you ever see "forrest gump"? >> i did see that. a long time ago. >> jimmy: did you like it?

>> tom was wonderful. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's a really good movie. it's really well done. >> jimmy: you worked with hugely famous movie stars and they with you also like a guy like paul newman, what is he like, working with him? >> just divine. he's fabulous. beyond belief, fabulous. he didn't know he was paul newman. you had to keep reminding him he was paul newman. >> jimmy: you think walking through the supermarket and seeing himself on popcorn, he would know. >> that popcorn wasn't there at the time. he was beginning to be what he was going to be -- eventually be. >> jimmy: he was just a little kernel. >> about to pop into who he was. he gave me lots of hints. he told me -- i said, paul, how do you maneuver yourself through the world? he said i just ignore it all. he would take a match book cover -- do they even have those nowadays? and he was like, i'd have it in

my teeth just like this because people wouldn't notice who he was. they would make look at the match book cover. so -- and i watched him do it. it was kind of amazing, so sometimes i find myself, if i'm walking down, and if i'm at disneyland or something, maybe i just don't want anybody to see me, usually i'm so short no one goes short enough to look at me. i just find i would imitate. i kind of put my thumb, go like this, it sort of looks like i'm sucking my thumb, which is not a good thing either. >> jimmy: and people think you're crazy and they avoid you. well, it's great to have you here. you should definitely see spider-man. it's really good. "the amazing spider-man" opens july 3rd. sally field! we'll be right back with kevin love. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with kevin love. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey will you pass me some of that lipton.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. our next guest tonight is a 6'10", 260-pound human being. he is a two-time nba all-star and an olympic hopeful for the united states of america from the minnesota timberwolves. please welcome kevin love! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> it's good to be here.

>> jimmy: it's good to have you here. who are you rooting for in the nba finals? >> i'm not really partial to any team. i always say if there was some way both teams could lose, that would be best for me. you know, russell westbrook is on the thunder, i have to be partial to them. other than that -- >> jimmy: you guys played together in college. >> we were actually roommates. that was interesting to say the least. >> jimmy: do you get bigger rooms because you're bigger guys? >> no. most of the time we just get queen or double beds. a lot of us didn't fit too well. >> jimmy: really. one queen or double beds or do you each get your own? >> there would be two of them. >> jimmy: he wears the glasses and the crazy shirts. did he do that in college? >> he didn't. he actually said the first time he wore the fake glasses with the no lenses -- >> jimmy: no lenses? >> yeah. i don't know the deal with that. visually impaired people probably have a beef with that but for russell he always said he knew how to dress but now he's kind of gone left field,

very unorthodox. i'm not too sure. >> jimmy: he looks like somebody's dressing in halloween costume of an era that didn't actually exist. >> right. i get it with him because the media has been on him since last year, last playoffs. and saying he took too many shots, more shots than durant. so any way to get a plug or push or jab at the media, he's going to do it. >> jimmy: i see. that's how he thinks he's doing it? >> right. >> jimmy: now, you come from an interesting family. >> right. >> jimmy: first of all, your dad played in the nba? >> which means, what, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: which means it's interesting. of the -- your dad, stan love, played in the nba. >> he did. >> jimmy: your uncle, beach boy? >> right. >> jimmy: your mom is courtney love? >> no. you may have gone a little too far on that one. >> jimmy: this is awesome. this is your dad's real basketball card. [ applause ] and then a little bit later on.

>> is that a handlebar mustache there? >> jimmy: yeah. he looks like morgan spurlock on that. >> i know at one time, he went with the mutton chops which is very interesting. i think at this point now he's had the same mustache, like guillermo. >> jimmy: he's got a guillermo mustache? >> he's got a guillermo mustache. he's had it for 20 plus years now, so if he shaved it, i don't know what he would look like. >> jimmy: do you make fun of him for these pictures? >> always. >> jimmy: you have to. now your uncle, did you ever think about music or singing? >> no i don't think you'd ever have me on the show again. >> jimmy: is that right? no musical talent? >> no. i have a funny story. i was 6 or 7 camping. my uncle is the lead singer. he brought the cousins and my brother. my sister wasn't born at the time, but we were up there, and he put the mike in front of everybody. we were all singing. he got to me and i had such bad stage fright that nothing came out.

i turned around, ran off the stage and started crying. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> so i guess the only way to get rid of that stage fright was to start playing basketball so i was blessed with the size and the coordination and i was able to get out on the court. >> jimmy: how old were you at the time? >> i think i was about 6 or 7 years old. >> jimmy: so you were like a 6'3" 7-year-old? >> something like that. >> jimmy: when you were in high school were you the biggest and strongest? >> and the fattest. >> jimmy: really? why were you the fattest? >> i liked late-night trips to taco bell. but i actually started going to their fresca menu a little bit so my pounds kind of shaved off. >> jimmy: you became very health conscious? >> i'm very educated in the -- >> jimmy: i like they have the fresca menu named after a yellow soft drink. >> of course, yes. >> jimmy: did you realize it was cool that your uncle was in the beach boys? >> not until i got to ucla for the five minutes i was there. but i finally realized that growing up in oregon, people didn't really take to the beach boys as much, but once you got

down to southern california where there's obviously -- >> jimmy: the beach. >> the beach. >> jimmy: i guess they have that in -- >> i have they have that here. once i got down here, i got a lot of appreciation for california girls. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. who gets the better groupies, your uncle or you as an nba player? >> it's funny you say that. i'm locked down. but my uncle, imhe's 72, 73 years old, still at the tender age he still gets the most groupies. >> jimmy: that's got to be comfortable at thanksgiving. >> right, yeah. it's interesting. >> jimmy: okay. so now you played at ucla. your uncle is a member of the beach boys. did your family expect that you would go to the nba? >> i think they expected, i'm a middle child of three. my brother and my sister is youngest, she's 18, just graduated from high school. but i think they expected one of us to be great.

so i think once they got to me, they figured, okay, it's your turn now, and i just happen to be blessed with size, the skills and coordination and here i am now, sitting on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: well, not literally. yeah. please don't sit on jimmy kimmel. >> i shouldn't have said that because that would have been two strikes for me after patting guillermo's butt. >> jimmy: you're allowed to. >> he's been working out, i can tell. >> jimmy: yeah, he did a sit-up yesterday. [ laughter ] you were tweeting early on. a lot of nba people tweet, but you were tweeting early on and then you left tweeting for a while. >> about two years, yeah. >> jimmy: why did you quit doing it? >> actually i was in maui at the time and i had just started getting into social media and i started getting on facebook and that sort of thing. so i think i was maybe five or six months into my twitter life, i guess. >> jimmy: your real life. >> my real life, exactly.

and i got a phone call from boston great kevin mchale who was my coach for the second half of my rookie year. he mentioned -- in minnesota. he mentioned that he was leaving the team. so for me, i thought i'm gonna put this on twitter. didn't know any better. and broke ground, first time anybody ever done it. >> jimmy: he told you in confidence he was leaving and you tweeted it? >> right. skwm what was his reaction to that? >> you know, every time -- it's funny, because the reason i ended up leaving is because i was actually in a position of power that everybody on the team started saying, don't tweet that, don't tweet that in our front office, so for me, i just got off twitter, just kind of wanted to get out. >> jimmy: just be safe and get off. but now you're back on. >> yes. i am back on. kevin love if you want to follow me, just plug in myself. >> jimmy: are you careful now about what you tweet? >> i think you have to be. they put so many rules and restrictions and i think i had a lot to do with that.

you have to let the media do their job. so there's certain protocol. so we just -- we have to be safe about what they say or mr. stern will knock on our door with a pink slip or a slip to give us a hefty fine. >> jimmy: what about the olympics? do you have to try out for the olympic team? >> well, it's interesting. for me, i don't know if i have to because they always need at least one token white guy. [ laughter ] so i think that i have a pretty good shot of making it there. [ applause ] i mean, it's like the white guy in the gang. he's the one you really got to watch out for. wait, why is he -- >> jimmy: well, we'd love to see it. that would be great. i think you could probably stir up a lot of trouble at the olympics this year. >> we'll see. that would be fun to go over to london. >> jimmy: great to have you here. kevin love, everybody! on the olympic team this year and the minnesota timberwolves. we'll be right back with music from waka flocka flame! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ waka flocka flame!

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>> jimmy: this is the new album. it is called "triple f life: friends, fans & family." here with the song, "rooster in my rari," welcome waka flocka flame. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ okay. ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ okay ♪ we don't ran to them we salute them ♪ ♪ we don't run to them we salute them ♪ ♪ i don't like your kind ♪ make a groove in the house ♪ break it down, rock 'n' roll ♪ some more ♪ got them in my pocket just to let you know ♪

♪ everything's on me ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ okay ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ rooster in my rari ♪ okay ♪ we don't run through them weigh salute them ♪ ♪ black girls white girls at my show even got latin girls in the front row ♪ ♪ throwin' throwin' throwing dough throwing dough throwin' dough ♪ ♪ throwing dough throwin' dough i said throwing stacks ♪ ♪ flocka her hair long and her ass fat she screaming broke that way where the ballers at ♪ ♪ her all night and never call her back home run every time i swing my bat ♪ ♪ and if it's good i'ma double

back desperately i need some zans where my da-da at ♪ ♪ if it's good i'ma double-back flocka desperate needs for them zans ♪ ♪ where my da-da at rooster in my rari rooster in my rari rooster in my rari okay ♪ ♪ rooster in my rari rooster in my rari rooster in my rari okay ♪ ♪ okay these we done run through them zans we done truth them lames better salute them ♪ ♪ these we done run through them zans we done truth them lames better salute them ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank sally field. she would have loved this. i want to thank kevin love. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "triple f life: friends, fans and family" is out now. playing us off the air with "i don't really care" -- see the full performance a