her. thank you for watching abc news. hope you check in on "gma." we're always online at abcnews.com. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- the stanley cup champion l.a. kings. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: martin short. >> you were there. don't you remember? >> jimmy: i've never been wetter than on this particular show. >> dicky: cee-lo green. and music from goodie mob. >> will you pour some sugar on me?

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- the stanley cup champion l.a. kings. martin short. cee lo green. and music from goodie mob. with cleto and the cletones. and now, no kidding, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hello everyone. thank you. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching. i'm glad you're feeling enthusiastic. do we have any hockey fans in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] that's good news for you guys, yeah. our newly crowned nhl champions, the l.a. kings, are here tonight. most of the team is backstage in our green room right now. i had them take off the skates so they don't tear up the carpet back there. i'm glad you're excited to see them. they brought the stanley cup with them. [ cheers and applause ] and guess what? at some point during the show tonight, we're all going to swim in it. there's a great tradition in hockey, each player from the winning team gets the stanley cup for a night. it's similar to what happens in the nba, but instead of a trophy, they get a kardashian sister. [ laughter ] i don't know if the kings will allow it, but it's been my dream lifelong to eat fruity pebbles out of the stanley cup. the kings have never won the cup before, a 45-year drought has been ended. and i know that not too many

people care about hockey, but i do, and the kings have very loyal fans. they packed the staples center last night. everybody was well behaved but you wouldn't know that from the 11:00 news from the fox affiliate because somehow they got their footage mixed up. >> they say it was a pretty decent, calm celebration and that celebration continues today and through the week. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, for hockey fans, dead is calm, so -- some fans got emotional after the kings won, which is understandable, you know, you follow a team for such a long time, sometimes you feel like it's never going to happen. but i thought this guy in particular really did a good job of explaining just how important and significant this victory was for him personally. >> stanley cup champion 2012! >> i've been waiting for this my whole life. been a kings fan my whole life. i won the cup a couple of times on nhl 1992 on sega genesis -- with the kings, but it's the best thing i've ever done. >> jimmy: well, hey, let's not get crazy.

it's big but -- what you've accomplished on sega genesis, that's something our grandchildren will never forget. [ cheers and applause ] the kings have been growing what they called playoff beards. that means they don't shave until the series is over. we set up a shaving station in our green room, but a few of the guys have shaved. a lot of the guys have shaved already. look at that. look at that. that's a motley crew right there. their fanciest teeth, the whole thing. they're going to be out here in a minute. the turning point was when forward steve bernier hammered rob scuderi of the kings. kings were awarded a five-minute power play and they scored three goals during it. scuderi himself was bleeding from the face onto the ice but he bounced back pretty quickly. >> come on, rob. rob scuderi. oh, good lord. oh, wow. you really got tagged along the boards. there was no way you were not going to finish this game, was there? >> you have a feeling you're going to be fine. you know your body. i was pretty confident i was coming back.

>> jimmy: the zamboni will smooth that right out, that will be no problem. [ applause ] tell you what, the good thing about -- if you think about it, the good thing about being face down during a hockey game is, you're immediately putting ice on it. [ laughter ] the kings' victory parade is in downtown l.a. on thursday, at noon should you want to go out and show your support. it's a shame they didn't win on saturday because then they could have paired up with the gay pride parade on saturday and killed two birds with one stone. [ laughter ] what are you going to do? father's day is sunday. father's day is the day which we congratulate dad for getting mom drunk on wine coolers and taking advantage of her by getting him a bottle of cologne he doesn't wear. we're going to do something fun to commemorate father's day this year. the return of the youtube challenge. from time to time, i enlist you the viewers to do terrible things to your loved ones and capture them on video and send them to me via youtube so i can play them on our show. we issued a very popular challenge for halloween last year. i told parents to pretend they ate all their kids' halloween candy, and, well, that went

great. >> i ate it all, it tasted so good. especially the peanut butter cups. >> you sneaky mom! >> jimmy: that's been viewed like 31 million times on youtube. we also did one on christmas and i asked them, the parents to give their kids a crappy gift. here's how that turned out. [ laughter ] >> hey! be nice! >> next time you -- >> jimmy: merry christmas to one and all. and we did the reverse one year, mother's day. i asked kids to give their mom a crappy gift. some of you got very creative. >> ahh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this weekend in honor of father's day, i'm asking you to surprise your father with one of the things dads love most. the hose. okay. wherever dad is, whatever he's

doing, a roll a tape, spray him with a hose, and then upload it to youtube with the title "hey, jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose." that way we can find it and -- try to do this before father's day. [ applause ] try to post this by friday, that way we can include it on the prime time nba pregame show on father's day, on sunday. wouldn't that be a nice thing for dad to be on tv? "hey, jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose." be creative. i'm counting on you. all right? our lawyer has asked me to remind all of you to not harm anyone or damage any property or kill your father. lindsay lohan is back in the news and this time it's for something bad. [ laughter ] right. she was driving with her assistant down the pacific coast highway on friday, reportedly crashed her porsche back into the back end of a semi truck. and that was the good part of the story. the bad part is, she may have lied to the police, she reportedly told police at the scene that she wasn't the one driving the car but then her

assistant told them she was the one driving the car. eyewitnesses say lohan and her assistant both got out of the passenger side of the car. if she did lie to the police, it would be a probation violation which could mean jail time for her. it might be time to put lindsay lohan in one of those giant hamster balls. [ laughter ] let her roll around safely. meanwhile, speaking of hamsters, nude photos of snooki from "jersey shore" have been leaked. [ laughter ] would this be classified as a leak or an oil spill? [ laughter ] it appears that snooki took photos to send to a boyfriend from her phone, and somehow they got out. no one has come forward to claim responsibility, i'm guessing al qaeda will pipe up any day now. [ laughter ] snooki's publicist confirmed that the photos are indeed authentic. and, well, obviously, they are. this is just one of them. we censored it a little bit. that's quite shocking. somebody could use a wax. and one more thing. if i may, the new movie "rock of ages" opens on friday. it's a rock musical starring tom

cruise, alec baldwin, russell brand and a bunch of stars. they just held what they call the black carpet premiere across the street from us at grauman's chinese theater, and our parking lot security guard guillermo was there, talking to the stars. did you have a good time? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why did they call it a black carpet instead of the red carpet? >> because it's cheaper than the red carpet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, here's guillermo at the premiere of "rock of ages." >> hi, it's me, guillermo, i'm here at the black carpet premiere of "rock of age." let's go talk to some celebrities. i love rock 'n' roll! let's go! ♪ >> i haven't seen my father in about 25 years. it's so good to see you, dad. >> yeah. >> how you been? >> i been okay. have you been out of trouble? >> i've been out of trouble, but you haven't been paying mommy any child support at all. >> i send a check, but she doesn't get it? >> the check's in the mail, i guess. i haven't got it.

>> oh. can i measure your tongue? >> yes. >> wow, that's long, huh? >> yeah. how is yours? >> how are you? hey, for "jimmy kimmel live." what happened to the rest of your clothes? >> i don't know, someone stole it on the way here. will you chase them down for me and get them? >> i will. >> thank you. >> can i get a kiss? >> yes, you can. >> wow. so everything good? >> everything's good. >> i have a personal question to ask you. will you come to a private place with me? >> that depends. >> yeah? trust me, it will be fine. >> okay. let's go over here. ♪ >> tell me about the '80s. >> what do you want to know about them? >> the '80s were the best years, huh? >> well, i don't know if they were the best years, but they were definitely years. >> oh, okay. will you pour some sugar on me?

>> ah -- yeah, my pleasure. you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> okay. >> thank you so much. thank you so much, mr. tom cruise. >> that wig really holds it. >> yeah. >> who are you wearing? >> oh, you like it? >> what's the white powder on your face? how deep in character are you? [ speaking foreign language ] >> how come you're so hard to understand your english? [ laughter ] >> wow, that's it from the premiere of "rock of ages." time to go drink whiskey and bang my head. ahh! >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo, very well done. as usual. tonight on the show, martin

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. tonight on the program, a big program it is. on june 29th and 30th, you can see him live at the mirage hotel in las vegas, and you can hear him now at the movies in "madagascar 3," martin short is here. and then from "the voice," music and chatting with cee lo green and his band goodie mob from the bud light outdoor stage. we have a quick programming note. we have two new shows on thursday night. one at our regular time after "nightline," we'll be joined by jada pinkett smith, matt kemp from the dodgers, and we'll have music from the temper trap. and in primetime on thursday night, "jimmy kimmel live game night" with joel mchale, mike tyson and maybe some kardashian sisters sprinkled in. it airs before game two in most of the country and after on the west coast. last night at staples center, our next guests capped an improbable post-season run with a decisive victory over the new jersey devils to win the first title in their franchise history.

their long, drunken victory party begins right here on our stage tonight. please welcome your new stanley cup champions, the los angeles kings. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, i have to say,

all of a sudden, the smell of beer is intense. and i feel like the bachelorette all of a sudden. i really do. first of all, congratulations. welcome, guys. it's great to have you guys here. [ cheers and applause ] what a run. how many of you are drunk right now? show of hands, be honest, come on now. one, two -- i think there are probable a few more. some raised partial hands. so maybe you're half drunk, i guess. who's been celebrating the hardest of the group? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i see you got your toronto hat on there, huh? >> yeah. represent. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have three excited canadians in the audience tonight. is it true -- you guys had a party last night, right? >> true. >> jimmy: brought the stanley cup with you. is it true some of the new jersey devils came to your party last night? >> no way. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: is this group lying to cover for your opponents? i mean -- would you ever go -- let's say, god forbid, the devils had won this thing, would you go to their party afterwards? >> no. >> jimmy: absolutely not, of course not. well, i guess that's why you won. you're eighth seed going to the playoffs. i'm sorry. >> you want a sip there, jimmy? >> jimmy: i would like a sip. is it all right? i'm not technically a member of the team. [ cheers and applause ] i really would. is that all right? you're in charge of this. you guys didn't pee in this thing or anything, did you? i would love to have a sip out of this thing. i would. delicious. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. that is nice. it tastes like victory, i will say. you guys played -- you actually, believe it or not, you played better on the road than you did

at home, which is an unusual thing. but i think i know why. this is the clip now, this is going on at the staples center. now, what exactly -- did you guys notice that while you're playing the game? because i certainly did while i was watching the game. it's a porn star that comes to the games, right? >> a big fan. >> jimmy: she's a big fan? [ laughter ] did she join the team celebration? she hasn't been in the cup, has she? [ laughter ] tradition says that each player gets the stanley cup for one day. do any of you have any unusual plans for the cup? anything that you have in mind you've always wanted to do? >> choppering it somewhere. >> jimmy: choppering it somewhere? >> on top of a mountain. >> jimmy: on top of which mountain? >> one of the mountains -- >> jimmy: you're taking it up to the mountain. do you worry about losing it up

in the mountain? >> no. the keeper of the cup comes with us. >> jimmy: would you worry about getting hit by lightning by the big metal thing on the mountain? who is the cup keeper, by the way? is this a guy -- does he have a gun or anything? where is -- he's in the back? okay. well, the cup keeper is a guy that the nhl requires go with you so you don't leave it in the back of the cab like has happened in the past, right? but they also say there's some rules i have here. the cup keeper will be present at all times with the cup to ensure the cup is treated with respect. food cannot be eaten out of the bowl, nor can the cup be lifted by the bowl. only winning players should hoist or drink out of the cup. i've already violated that rule. [ laughter ] by no one standards am i a winning player. dustin, i saw -- you had your kids were drinking out of the cup, right? >> this morning. >> jimmy: you had your kids drinking out of the cup, right? let's look at the video of that. the kids are dressed as superheroes. what are they drinking out of the cup?

>> they're just blowing bubbles. chocolate milk. >> jimmy: chocolate milk. is that allowed? did the cup keeper -- he's worried about spider-man, probably. do the kids have any idea what a big deal this is? >> my oldest one, he's been talking about it for as long as the playoffs have started, so, i think he has -- both of them, my middle one kissed the cup first thing in the morning, so, that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: that's pretty good when it's the stanley cup, but when it's a protective cup, you don't want that. [ laughter ] who is most likely to damage this cup, let's be honest. i mean it's time to point fingers here. >> that's him. >> jimmy: yeah. what are you going to do to this thing? what's the plan? what are you going to do with the cup? >> in ontario, going to be on my back porch -- >> jimmy: really? >> it's going to be unbelievable. by the way, dustin brown looks a little bit like matt damon. that's all i'm saying. >> jimmy: well, he couldn't make it tonight, unfortunately. has anyone done anything crazy since you guys won?

how hard was it when you know you're up, what, four goals at one point? are you ready to celebrate, you still have to go out there and play. but is it hard to contain yourself in a situation like that? >> tough, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? >> very tough. >> jimmy: very tough. because you want to just -- i mean, essentially, the game is over. and do you feel at that point -- i know you were still playing hard, still a lot of physical activity going on, even in the last few minutes of the game. why does that happen? are the devils trying to get a couple elbows in? what is going on there in a situation like that? >> proud team. proud organization, obviously. they're going to play until the final buzzer. you know, so you got to respect that. >> jimmy: yeah, you have to respect that. now, as far as your names all being on the stanley cup, which eventually they're going to run out of room for the names. steve bernier of the devils will his name be on the stanley cup also, because he played a pretty big role in helping you guys. [ cheers and applause ]

i mean, he did -- [ cheers and applause ] he did his part. i think he's a free agent, you might want to sign him up next year. what will happen in a situation like that? i mean, is that something that your whole life you dread winding up in a situation where do something very stupid and wind up potentially costing your team the series, or at least the game? >> tough way to go. >> jimmy: it's a tough way to go. but you don't care at all, do you? >> worked for us. so it's all right. >> jimmy: worked for you, yeah. what are you guys planning on doing after the show tonight? do you have a party planned? will you go your separate ways? what will you do? >> there's a couple buses waiting outside. you never know -- you just don't know where that's going to take us. >> jimmy: you have no idea? >> no. >> jimmy: well, may god help the citizens who encounter you tonight, that's all i have to say. congratulations, guys. thank you on behalf of all of us for bringing the cup and thank you on behalf of us here at the show for coming.

we appreciate it. your stanley cup champions, the los angeles kings. the victory parade and championship rally begins thursday at noon here in downtown los angeles. we'll be right back with martin short. you can never have too much of a good thing.

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>> jimmy: still to come, cee lo green and goodie mob. my whole tie smells like beers which is nice. with the city of los angeles in a rare state of intense hockey euphoria, we thought it would be wise to bring a real live canadian in to calm everyone down. he's one of the funniest people in the history of peopledom, you can hear him now as a circus seal in "madagascar 3: europe's most wanted." >> is it dangerous? >> is it dangerous? yes of course it's dangerous! >> now, are you sure about this? >> i'm sure. >> because if blowing up is your thing, then you're in the right place. >> si, that means yes. ready for launch? >> ready for launch. >> fire in the hole! >> wait! ahh! >> jimmy: please welcome the magnificent martin short! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> i'm thrilled to be here. listen, when i started promoting this show, the first thing i said, i want to appear with the king of late night. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. unfortunately, letterman was booked. [ laughter ] so i came here. >> jimmy: well, it's good -- >> you know, i was watching the first part of the show, and it amazed me, i think it's one of your strengths, how you keep your sense of humor so hush-hush. [ laughter ] these guys, these late-night hosts come on, oh, look how funny i am. i'll say something witty. >> jimmy: well, you know -- >> not you, jimmy kimmel. that's your trump card. >> jimmy: my special brand of humility. well, thank you for pointing that out. >> first time i realized, you have a band.

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i do. i have a band. what do you think happened over there? do you think they'd stolen those instruments? >> i don't know, i've never glanced over. i'm mesmerized by, again, your gift. >> jimmy: one of the guys in my band is with your entire band, is that true? >> that's true. i tour with jeff babc ocho. the keyboard player. we're at the mirage, as you mentioned. >> jimmy: what do you guys do at the mirage? what do you do? what goes on in the show? >> well, i mean, it's a party with marty, ultimately. >> jimmy: it's a party with marty. you being marty. >> think about it. i'm the host of "saturday night live" and the entire cast. >> jimmy: i see. >> i changed the show, it's now called "let freedom hum." >> jimmy: i like that. >> mainly it's called "if i shaved, i wouldn't be here." >> jimmy: and you do, i imagine, characters and impersonations. >> i do jiminy. >> jimmy: are you fat as --

>> i do all the costume changes. it's multimedia and all the characters show up. jiminy will ask the hard-hitting questions. >> jimmy: right. >> these toilets that flush automatically, do we see when they're finished or are they guessing? you know, why did god give men nipples if we're not supposed to breast-feed our pets? these are the questions that people want to know. >> jimmy: and do you -- >> franck shows up -- [ applause ] he talks about -- he talks about who has style, who has no style. he says like the kardashian sisters, some people are born great, other people have greatness thrust into them. you know, he has comments. he has comments about people. i wish you'd come. >> jimmy: i would love to come. >> why don't you come? >> jimmy: you've never invited me. >> oh, that's it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> by the way, you look sensational. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> you -- this is -- this is a little personal and i sometimes say things i shouldn't. have you had a breast reduction? >> jimmy: just one.

>> you could be the third helmsworth brother. >> jimmy: i had the one done. it's bigger than the other. but thank you for asking. >> listen, why not say something we're all thinking? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: father's day is on sunday. do they celebrate father's day in canada, or is it some weird like -- >> we do it -- canadians do everything a little differently. on thanksgiving, we traditionally stuff the turkey through the beak. that isn't what your country does. on father's day, we fast until dusk, and then there are the parades. >> jimmy: are there parades on father's day? >> not really, no. but i have three children, one of each, and i think -- [ laughter ] no, i think, you know, you have to be a father. there's nothing more rewarding for me than getting a deep tissue massage while out of the corner of my eye seeing one of my kids getting tutored in math. i think that's just the beauty of fatherhood. >> jimmy: it really is, right there.

>> listen, see, my father is no longer living, so i love like keeping him alive through my kids, so i tell endless stories. i grew up in a house filled with love. in that our cousin lived with us, and she put out. [ laughter ] but my father -- but my father, he was hilarious, he was irish. >> jimmy: your dad was irish? >> oh, yeah. born and raised in county of armagh just on the border of the north. had a slight brogue. marty get down here. and being irish, it's -- i said, dad, why make that noise, just drink the gin. [ laughter ] it was unbelievable. and he -- no, he would only sip -- >> jimmy: funny guy? >> he was hilarious. he would sip only on the weekends. >> jimmy: really? >> gin and ginger, no ice. starting early so then on christmas, then like around, you know, 5:00 p.m., we'd be having dinner.

you want dark meat? well, there's dark meat on that damn leg. and only a brain dead moron will cook a 25-pound turkey at 2 1/2 hours at 110. to help you stinking recover. you know, but he was always like showing, you know, i was out on the golf course yesterday with this jewish chap, goldberg or silver or bronstein or -- i can't remember, i know there was a precious metal involved in his name. and he said, did you hear about the blind prostitute, you had to hand it to her. and my mother would be like -- he loved dirty jokes. slightly dirty jokes. >> jimmy: did you like when he told dirty jokes? >> oh, it was fun. >> jimmy: nothing better when dad says something filthy. >> he was really, really funny. everyone in my family is actually funny. >> jimmy: will your kids get you gifts for father's day? >> they do. i love my children. i adore my children. i know, it's so weird.

and i don't know what it's about. >> jimmy: it's so rare nowadays. i'm very fond of my children, yeah. >> i actually had dinner with your daughter last night. >> jimmy: what? >> you were there, idiot. no, no, listen to me, hear me out! hear me out. [ bleep ] hear me out. you were there! you were there! you were there. don't you remember? now snap out of it, for god's sake. >> jimmy: martin short, everyone. "madagascar 3" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with cee lo green. ♪

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>> jimmy: see, what happened [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, what happened was, for those of you just joining us, martin short said he was with my daughter last night and i became enraged. really, really angry and i

attacked him, which i shouldn't have done. and i apologize. it's not very hostly to do something like that. then he tried to drown me through my nose and now i'm all wet. i've never been wetter than on this particular show. first, the beer, now the water. who knows what lies ahead. all right, well -- [ applause ] our next guest is one of the finest judges ever to sit in a red swivel chair. he's also a very talented musician who has reunited with his old band goodie mob for this new single, it's called "fight to win." please welcome cee lo green. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> pretty good, how about yourself? >> jimmy: did someone steal your clothes? what's happening to you? usually, you wear very elaborate outfits, today you're wearing a t-shirt.

>> i just came to just kick it. >> jimmy: i like that necklace you have there. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a gun. >> thank you. it's a love gun. it kills with kindness. >> jimmy: does it really? does it have trigger action? >> no. >> jimmy: is that real diamonds? >> it is real diamonds. >> jimmy: why does it have to be real diamonds? >> it doesn't have to be. i mean from what i hear, a lot of people don't wear real diamonds. >> jimmy: i never wear real diamonds. full cubic zirconia. >> i hear the queen of england has a replica of every single piece of jewelry that she has. >> jimmy: she does, yeah, because people will kill her or steal her stuff at the mall. have you dressed up elaborately since you were a kid? >> yeah, pretty much. i mean, i remember, there's a character in "dr. doolittle." no, no, it was "daddy's day care." >> jimmy: "daddy day care?" really.

>> yeah, he wore like flash gordon. i was kind of like that little kid. a batman underroo set. >> jimmy: oh, you did. batman underroos. did you have a cape? >> i did. utility belt. >> jimmy: really? did you have a robin that would travel around with you or -- >> no robin. >> jimmy: solo batman. >> solo batman. >> jimmy: and you'd wear that everywhere? >> maybe to the mall, the grocery store. >> jimmy: when you say underroos, you were there in your underpants? or were there tights underneath it. >> either i had the underroo set with the little footie thing but i took the cape out. >> jimmy: i got you. do you still dress up on halloween? >> no, i don't think i've celebrated halloween formally in years. >> jimmy: every day is halloween when you dress up and do this sort of stuff. your band, goodie mob, when did you decide to get back together? whose decision was that? >> it was a collective decision. we never severed completely.

just kind of a hiatus, if you will, we went our different ways and did solo projects. mine took me in this direction and i'm coming back home, here recently, pretty much the same as the kings brought the cup home. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you a hockey fan yourself? >> well, i'm a fan of triumph and victory all these kinds of things. >> jimmy: really? >> no, no, no, i'm saying, it's great for the guys to win. >> jimmy: not a fan of mediocrity and losing, huh? >> no, not at all. so, anyway, what i'm saying is, i kind of live vicariously through it because atlanta didn't have a good hockey team. >> jimmy: plus, that beautiful stanley cup, that will make a beautiful hat for you or mounted on the hood of your car would be nice. that's the ultimate piece of jewelry, isn't it? i'm sorry, i'm soaking wet, and now makeup is getting in my eyes. i wear makeup. i'm a grown man that wears makeup. >> that's all right. >> jimmy: now, everything, obviously, you are super

successful, you have these big hits, big hit television show. are you comfortable in this chair that doesn't move around? this chair is okay for you? >> it's not quite as nice as my chair. >> jimmy: you're stroking your cat all the time like some sort of a james bond villain. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but in the early days starting out, what was that like? did you guys have like hard times and on the road -- >> yeah, yeah, i remember some very early shows, we started in 1994. a lot of people don't know, my career spanned over the last 20 years. my group, we started as kids. we grew up in the same high school. so, yeah, our shows were humble, to be honest. i'm the little brother. all of my brothers are older than me. >> jimmy: where would you play? >> i mean we've done everything from charleston, south carolina to loganville, georgia, macon, georgia. the chitlin circuit is what they call it. >> jimmy: playing shows or events? >> yeah, shows, you know,

different clubs and lounges and stuff like that when we were just getting started. four of us sharing one microphone. or one microphone and somebody had the bobby brown headset from the "my prerogative" video. >> jimmy: oh, really? that's a smooth move. by the way, you have the nicest teeth i think i've ever seen in my life. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and those diamonds you have on your teeth, are those permanently adhered to your teeth? >> yeah, they're in there. >> jimmy: do they drill a hole and then screw those in there, or is that super glue they put on? >> yeah, it's a cement. some type of bonding, strong bonding, supposed to be permanent. i paid for it to be permanent. >> jimmy: if you're eating something, is there any danger you might swallow those? >> no, they're in there for good. >> jimmy: they're in there for good? are you positive about that? i feel like i would dislodge one almost unquestionably and there would be a horrific search, if you know what i mean, for the diamond

afterwards. you know? [ laughter ] if you did swallow it, would you look for it or just buy a new one? [ applause ] by the way, i love the art on your -- who did this? >> a good friend of mine named duane did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your friend duane, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are the names of the other guys -- >> he's an up and coming graphic artist, so i gave him an opportunity. >> jimmy: he did a great job with this. duane. what are the names of the other guys in goodie mob? >> you have t-mo, khujo and big gipp. >> jimmy: and you guys got together because you realize weird names. unusual names. to form a bond. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you are going to do a song for us. and you have an album coming up after this. >> yeah, we do have an album coming up. very soon. a few different projects coming up. we want to dedicate this song "fight to win" to the kings tonight. >> jimmy: all right. to the los angeles kings. the song is "fight to win."

we'll be right back with music from goodie mob featuring cee lo green. from goodie mob featuring cee lo green. here you go little man.

[ humming ] [ babbling ] the cheerios bandit got you again? [ both laugh ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios ...and now... you! [ giggles ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios >> jimmy: here now with their first new song together in 11 years, it's called "fight to

win," goodie mob featuring cee lo green. ♪ find the way stand up straight no debate pushed by hate ♪ ♪ concentrate penetrate generate motivate ♪ ♪ live by faith keep believing i know the reason it's the season ♪ ♪ now's the time keep on dreaming keep on leading and keep on fighting ♪ ♪ i am fighting for the liberation of voices with something to say ♪ ♪ like many before me for glory you'll have to stand in harm's way ♪ ♪ i'm no savior just a soldier soldier with an order ♪ ♪ so i have no choice but to trust the gun cause it must be done ♪ ♪ my only fear is what might have been if i didn't find your way ♪

♪ you must try win if i lose then it was worth fighting for ♪ if i win i only live to fight again ♪ ♪ you must try win if i lose then it was worth fighting for ♪ ♪ you must try win if i win i only live to fight again ♪ ♪ who are we are they are too ♪ who are we are ♪ can't turn back time to fall through ♪ ♪ can't turn back ♪ who are we are they are too ♪ i can't i'll be there ♪ i'll be fighting right beside you ♪ ♪ fight fight fight ♪ you should be proud for the courage the courage to think out loud ♪ ♪ you'll find your way if you're