congratulations to them. they have a great young team. thank you for watching abc news. we hope you check in on gma. jimmy kimmel is next. i'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> wolf, check anderson cooper. >> you were a popular young boy, because they were all girl's jeans from "hawaii five-o", scott caan. and music from metric. is this one of the nights[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@[@

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with yehya, and a word about listerine pocket paks, which, unlike mints and gum, actually kill 99.9% of bad breath germs. i'm no mathematician, but that sounds like almost all of them, right yehya? [ cellphone rings] >> yes, jimmy. you are right! hold on. hello? >> jimmy: go ahead. we'll wait. >> hola, yehya! >> how are you, guillermo? >> i am good. how are you? >> jimmy: excuse me, guys. guillermo, come over here. why are you talking on the phone when you're four feet apart? >> we talk on the phone because we are friends, but yehya has the bad breath. >> what? no! you have the bad breath. >> no, you do.

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[ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: hi everyone. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for loving me. i appreciate that. and great to have you here. we are officially into summer now. this is it. if you want to know what it looks like open the door and there it is. summer means there are a lot of big movies coming out. they do a lot of advertising, especially during sports. we showed this the other night, this is how they promoted spiderman during the yankees braves games on monday. >> jimmy: watch this here. c-c se bast ya.

spiderman emerged from his rear end. [laughs]. >> then this morning, this is from our local ktla news weatherman was running down the temperatures got an unexpected visit from the new movie brave. >> they will be hard pressed to get any sunshine. all the way through this afternoon it will be 60s. you can see right there into 84 degrees. 101 lancaster. [laughs]. >> jimmy: coming out of there. game five of the nba finals is happening in miami right now as we shoot this show. the heat are up 3 games to one on the thunder. because of his long skragly baerd. lot of fans been emulating it but we haven't seen much of that

here. we sent out a camera and asked people if we could harden them up. >> what's your name and where are you from. >> billy from california. >> can we harden you up? >> what? >> u? >> what's your name and where are you from? >> i'm from new york city? >> can we harden you up? >> absolutely. [laughs]. >> go thunder. >> can we harden you up? >> what do you mean harden me up? [laughs]. >> you're hardened up? >> yeah. i think so. >> can we harden you up? >> sure. [laughs]. >> you're hardened up. >> yes, go okc.

>> can we harden you up? [laughs]. >> fare the baerd. >> can we harden you up? >> sure. >> can we harden you up? >> absolutely. [laughs]. >> thank you. that's great. i appreciate that. [laughs] [ cheers and applause ] applause ]. >> jimmy: that was great. there's a new study done in denmark that says moderate amounts of alcohol during pregnancy does not affect the baby's mental ability. which seems like they could have waited a couple more months until snooki had her baby to release this information. dennish scientists tested these women while they were pregnant and the risk of negative mental

affects same children of mothers who don't drink at all. up the to eight drinks gives them a nice buzz and leaves their iq unchanged. good work on that scientists. >> don't we still have herpes to cure? speaking of herpes new reality show from the cast members of jersey shore premiered tonight. the show is called snooki and j wow. this is their frazier. the idea of the show is snooki and j wow move into an apartment together in jersey city -- if you were living in apartment building and saw them moving n you would start moving out, right? to promote the premiere mtv got her together with the big ang. you know who big ang is a woman who i guess, i don't know if she's a mob wife looks like herman monster. and they had them sit there and talk. their conversations were very

interesting. we found a way to make them more interesting. we took the audio from snooki and big ang and combined it with video of the classic ma gill la gore ril la. here is what happened. >> oh. >> he's big. >> does he pea pea. >> everything. >> really? >> yes. >> how big is it? >> yuck. >> i couldn't. that's like a horse penis. >> i guess it goes with his size 6'7". >> i like little pea peas. >> that's good. >> here is a good size. >> they say it's not the size. [laughs] [laughs]. >> jimmy: no one loves gorillas more than snooki. >> i think this is something. brett michaels you remember him from the brand poison?

he has a new endorsement deal. apparently he's an animal lover and has a new product line for people who love pests and rock music. >> hello fellow pet lovers. fellow pet owners i'm brett michaels and i am bringing you the brett michaels head lock collection exclusively at pet smart. >> it's to bring out the inner rock star in your dog. you come in get something from the brett michael pet collection, you may be standing side stang with brett michaels on stage. i'll tell you afterwards we'll sneak out to that bus, have a party, talk about pets. >> great. go out to the bus, put on bandannas and talk basset hounds with brett. best of luck to him on his new venture. have you been foming the story of alek bald win. they went to get their marriage licenses in manhattan and the

pop ratsy followed them. there was an argument. the photographer is a guy named marco koes. he claims he was attacked unprovoked. whatever the gas later that day, alek wore a sheet when he left his apartment. that way no one would notice him. [laughs]. >> maybe he converted -- i like the woman in the back looking on. what the hell is that? meanwhile the photographer of course is claiming to be injured as they do. he was on good morning america today he did this interview the new york daily news. as you can see here this is a man who has been deeply shang. >> they told me to run. the photographer alek baldwin he is getting married today. and jeff segel was there. and i started go off segel. push hichl and tried to knock his camera off. and that's when alek baldwin come after me. >> i don't know why he bothering alex baldwin.

sounds to me like his problem was with alex bald wick and his brother allen. the bald wick brothers. >> the euro cup is going on in the ukraine. is it the crewukraine? portugal beat the czech republican. it was the highest scoring match in soccer history, 1-0. it was exciting game. i wanted to highlight it tonight. i personally selected this moment. it's time for the euro cup play of the day. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever watched the euro cup? >> yes. >> have you been enjoying it

goim yes. >> who are you voting for. >> germany. >> jimmy: why germany by the way. >> because one of guys work here. >> jimmy: he's german? i got you. every once? a while guillermo gets asked to do an interview. >> what is the name of this show you did. >> young hollywood. >> young hollywood. yes. it's young with a y. >> when i think of young hollywood i think dakota fanning, selena gomez and i think of you guillermo. he is on this internet show -- [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: the host is very attractive woman named nikki novak. maybe you can explain to us what was going on here. >> there's a good deal at jimmy kimmel, we would love it if you would leave and become our security guard here at young hollywood. just to let you know what it would be like if you worked here, we wanted to give you a little taste. >> okay. >> come on back here.

here is some tequila and remote for the tv. feel free to watch the tv. >> oh yeah. watch the nba basketball. >> we can watch kimmel. you don't have to be on it. you can watch it. you want to watch nba. >> who wants to watch kimmel. >> you don't have to do that sweetie. i'll do it for you. how is that? anybody got a shot glass? >> this is great. >> you like it. >> kimmel never done this before. >> no? >> no. >> no, sweetie here you go. >> you smell better than him. >> thank you. >> what are you wearing? >> jimmy, it's all over. >> jimmy: seems like you're getting awfully cozy on that set there guillermo. by the way i want to say i watched this and for a short interview i noticed you touched nikki a lot. let's see how much times guillermo touched her.

>> look at the camera be yourself. [ bleep ]. >> i like this tie. >> you like my tie. >> you can have it. >> and it matches your nails. >> come on back here. >> we have some ta key la. >> eleven times. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: you never touched me like that. why did you need to touch her eleven times? >> i like her. she's very hot. >> jimmy: i see. is this going to be one of the night yous race home to delete the show before your wife sees it? >> you're right. [laughs]. >> jimmy: maybe you better head out right now actually. guillermo asked me to mention, magic mike movie. it's about the male strip industry. matthew mcconaughey and young up

and come ore, ladies will go nuts for. >> what can you touch and not touch? can you touch this? >> no, no no. >> i want to touch. >> you can't touch. >> can you touch this? >> yes. >> can you touch this? >> yeah. >> no no no no no. >> you cannot touch a lot of things. >> i want to touch. >> i see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house. >> i'm an outlaw matthew. [ cheers and applause ]. >> you can touch this. [ applause ]. >> jimmy: so young hollywood. i apologize. one more thing, it's thursday night.

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the new one, scott caan is here. and then with music from this new album called "synthetica," an excellent young band from canada. metric from the bud light outdoor stage. we've got a good line up for you next week. katy perry, howie mandel, matt leblanc, selma blair, louis ck and we'll have music from the offspring and linkin park. and if the thunder won the game tonight join us before game six on sunday with our guest ray romano. before the game on the east coast, after on the west. and if there is no game 6 just take a nap instead. >> jimmy: our first guest can be seen regularly on three different tv shows. "ac 360" on cnn. "60 minutes" on cbs and "anderson" in syndication. plus, he calls bingo on monday and thursday at st mary's armenian church. please welcome anderson cooper. [ cheers and applause ].

>> jimmy: how are you? >> thanks for coming. >> i didn't know you knew about the bingo. >> jimmy: i keep a breast of all your developments. >> you make ryan seacrest look like he's lazy. >> he's raking in the money. >> jimmy: i guess so. you're not doing too badly yourself. when you arrive in a city because you're not usually here in l.a. do people get nervous, thinking there might be a hurricane on the way? >> yeah. i saw a tweet called me a an angel of death. when i check into a hotel, other people are checking in, don't worry, it's nothing. i'm sure it will pass over. >> jimmy: i get especially nervous if you're wearing chakkys. >> so you're here are you staying at your friend kathy griffins house. >> i will never stay with kathy griffin again. >> jimmy: that's a wise move. >> has she ever asked to stay at your house. >> jimmy: we live in the same

city, i will never go to her house when she invites me. i never go anywhere with her. one of the reasons is because she gave so much detail about staying at your house. >> right. she insisted one weekend and she wanted to go out the night before i was there. so kathy griffin ever asks to go to your house alone, never allow it. i sent her a key and she gets out there and i'm on -- during the news that night on cnn i get these tweets on her during my broadcast, they are naked photos of her that she is tweeting and not just like naked, you know out of the shower like her sprawled on the couch and, i mean, i had to get a cleaning crew in my house. then, i get out there and she is the most demanding house guest. >> jimmy: she is? >> she pretends to be salt of the earth, all down to earth, she is the most fancy person i

know. she expects my house to be doubten abby. some staff of people there and there's no staff, two bedrooms. >> jimmy: that's unacceptable. there must be a staff. >> she went to go over to george stephanopoulos stephanopoulos's house. >> jimmy: are you real friends? >> we're real friends. what's really weird is she is a very -- i'm close friends with her, she is a really good friend of my mom's now. >> jimmy: really? >> literally my mom had din irer parties. >> her mom is gloria vantd r vanderbilt. i wore her jeans through high school. >> you must have been a popular young boy because they were all girl's jeans. [laughs]. >> but, so they hang out and they talk about sex all the time

and. >> jimmy: great? >> it's really bizarre. >> that's what you want to hear from mom. >> or from kathy griffin. >> jimmy: does your mom get uncomfortable talking about that in front of you? >> no, not about anything. my mom wrote -- written a bunch of books erotic novel. romance book about all the guys she hooked up with. she asked me to proofread it. i know. exactly. and she looked -- my mom got around. she dated marlyn bran doe for a night. literally, she and her friend carol saw -- went to movie, this is when he was on the waterfront. they decided they both wanted to date him. and they goet succeeded in dating him. >> simultaneously? >> no. literally within short succession. my mom wrote this book at age 85 and was describing a guy she was

currently dating i don't know if i can say this as the that gin ski of con lin gus. [laughs] there you go. >> jimmy: we might have to bleep both of those words. [laughs]. >> jimmy: what are you doing right now? what show. you have so many show hs which one are you working on right now? >> well, i'm working on all of them. i'm leaving -- i have the daytime show sup for three emmys. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ]. >> then i leave that night to go to africa for 60 minutes. >> jimmy: what's the story? >> they don't like you to talk about the stories in advance. it's basically kind of dangerous wildlife story. >> jimmy: you're looking for obama's birth certificate over there? why do they send you to dangerous -- you seem to be in dangerous situations. the people you work with not

like you? [laughs]. >> you know i like conflicts and i'm interested in that. >> jimmy: the people in the conflict zones what are you doing here? you don't have to be here. >> usually people appreciate people coming to tell their story. but, yeah i've gone diving with great white sharks off south afterly ka. >> jimmy: bad idea. >> it's a similar story. >> jimmy: now, probably most people seen at least on the internet the famous video of you coup m different times losing your mind giggling. i think the first time was gerard relieving himself on a plane. >> right. i said that they were lucky ut wasn't depar two. given the fact that i have the humor of a 12-year-old boy made me giggle uncontrollable and my giggle is the giggle of a 12-year-old girl. >> jimmy: which with the jeans i was wearing.

[laughs]. >> the second time was. >> jimmy: we have video. let's look at that video here. >> we're showing video of the prison where you are right now. what are the conditions like? >> there's concrete cells with overcrowded. hot. dirty, lots of insects, including chicago gars and ants and mosquitos. [laughs]. >> basically a hell hole. there's no running water. you have to fight everyday to get buckets of water. >> it's really so stupid. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: i think we combined a couple of different things. >> i think you mixed up some things. >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break. anderson cooper is here with us. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] portions of this show are brought to you

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am here. >> that's great [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: you're nominated for three emmys as we mentioned at the daytime emmys this weekend on your new talk show and newer of the two shows. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i always kind of surprised when i tune into your daytime show because i watch you all the time on cnn. >> you're the one, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: you're very good very, very serious. i want to give a little contrast. on h-d 360 justice on anderson steve hr vi's relationship secrets. >> national security links on anderson, mom's double life as a dom nay trix. >> jimmy: one more proposed immigration reform would you eat your placenta on anderson. >> did you know some women eat their placenta. i did -- never heard of this. we had some people -- i did this sort of thing back to open rarks we have a surprise for you.

check under your seats, everybody, you get placenta and you get it. >> jimmy: did they eat it? >> no. >> jimmy: it sounds like a bad game show. >> i don't see the appeal. >> jimmy: i don't either. what do they do? >> do you only eat your own pla placenta placenta placenta. >> jimmy: i think that's can bollism. >> it's one of those things that that's part of you but not part of you. >> yeah, you could say that. like a fingernail. >> jimmy: they somehow grind it up and make it into a powder and put it into a peal. >> jimmy: it's delicious. you recommend it? on the truck down the block tacos. >> you're not named for outstanding talk show which means you're up against what shows? >> the doctors, dr. oz if you believe they're really doctors. dr. phil is he in there. >> honestly i don't know who

sels in the category. i don't think i'm going to win. >> jimmy: you're taking it very seriously. you are going to win. i mean maybe dr. oz might have a shot at winning, but you're anderson cooper. it's like when you go the to emmys and movie star nominated for a it have award, they give it to the tv star. >> it's rare to get nominated your first year. >> jimmy: you better plan a speech, maybe work up the placenta story. when wi came up with the concept for would you eat your placenta i was so proud of my staff. [laughs]. >> jimmy: just think of something before you get there is all i'm saying. i want to show this not too many people baby's photos hanging in the museum here in the los angeles. this is photograph taken by diane of you. diane ar biswas known for really disturbing photographs. critics, photography critics

roman death mask. >> jimmy: it looks like our warmup guy, don. [ cheers and applause ]. >> let's get a quick shot of don. [ cheers and applause ]. >> that's crazy. wow! >> jimmy: when did your hair go white? how old were you when that happened. >> around 21, start with a patch and then it just -- yeah. >> jimmy: did you see a ghost? what happened? >> i don't know what it was. in my mind i still think i have salt and pepper hair. but. >> jimmy: there's no pepper anymore. >> no. >> jimmy: the white is a good thing, i think. well, it's great to see you. congratulations. good luck at the emmys. i know you don't care. anderson cooper. he airs weekdays. ac 360. we'll be right back with scott caan.

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better be nice to him or his dad will come after you with a trash can lid. he plays detective sgt. danny "danno" williams on "hawaii five-0." please say hello to scott caan. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: i was thinking about it, it's kind of weird because you're on vacation now away from hawaii. you work in hawaii and sthen you leave hawaii for your free time. >> i miss smog and traffic jams. >> jimmy: yeah. good to get back and breathe in the pollution. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what have you been doing with your free time. >> i'm doing a play that i wrote, no way around but through. >> jimmy: very nice. [ applause ]. >> jimmy: you wrote it with yourself in mind or did you cast yourself? >> i wrote it myself in mind. >> jimmy: did you direct it as well? >> a guy named value directed

it. >> jimmy: maybe you revealed something you didn't want too. i know you're a photographer. not just -- you have a published book of photographs. i was admiring some terrific photographs in here. seems to be an overall -- seems to be a theme and that theme is a lot of naked and mostly naked girls. i mean like almost the whole -- >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: i can't show most of them because they're dirty. i can't show that one. no. trying to find -- kind of though this one i guess. that looks like it was a fun night. definitely other photos in there. do you pay these models or just dates that went well? >> dates that went well yeah. >> jimmy: do you meet people i would love to photograph you? >> both ways. friends of mine that know that i'm not going to be an animal and they let me take their

picture. >> jimmy: your friends know that about you? >> yeah, they do. they trust you and. >> girls that i've been dating. >> jimmy: i got you. i see. that's good. >> you're making me look bad. i shoot other things too, i swear. >> jimmy: there are some other things, but i skipped right past them to be honest with you. there is one of a guy. it appears to be homeless. that's not as much fun as the others. good photograph. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you love taking pictures? >> i do. i like it a lot. i haven't been shooting as much. i have a new book that i'm trying to put out in the next six months. hopefully you can make fun of me again. >> jimmy: this sunday was father's day, your dad is james caan. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: did you do anything for him? >> i took him out to breakfast and stole the couch in his kitchen. >> jimmy: that's not how it's supposed to go.

i'm supposed to buy him a gift. i needed it. >> jimmy: you took it out of his house. >> i did. >> jimmy: he's sitting on the floor. >> i wanted to see if it looked good. >> jimmy: i got you. you get him gifts or anything like that? is it a traditional -- >> i was supposed to. i got a gift this year. you know i took the couch. >> jimmy: right. nothing you don't make him jewelry box out of macaroni. >> i wrote him a play about a dysfunctional marriage where the husband shoots the wife and then himself at the end of the play. he liked it a lot. >> jimmy: [laughs]. you gave it to him as a gift. it was a play? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a good gift. >> we performed it. >> jimmy: you and your dad did? >> no, me and the woman. >> jimmy: wow! was there actual shooting and everything. >> there was a fake gun. but, yeah. >> jimmy: your dad seems like such a tough guy. he is a tough guy. i don't think he's one of those guys that seems like a tough guy

on television or on the movies. >> he is a tough guy. i promise. >> jimmy: was there a lot of rough housing with you when you were a kid? >> we used to punch each other in the face as a game. >> jimmy: that is weird. what do you call that game? >> face. yeah. he was on second date with this woman he ended up marrying. we were on the bed playing face i guess i went down to tackle him and he hit me with a upper cut, i came up with blood all over my face and he had it on his hands. we started laughing. we look over and this woman is horrified. she married him. so i guess she fit in. >> jimmy: really. that's hell of an impression to make. that's a fun game face. do you plan to play that with your children? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: you weren't a child actor, were you? >> no. i was an athlete.

i wanted to play sports. >> jimmy: did you have jobs and stuff when you were a kid? >> i did. i had a job. i worked with these promotors. there was in the early 9 0z hip hop was new to hollywood. the first club at sunset bull jard this was whisky ballistics. i would pass out fliers for the club. it was a dance club for young people. >> jimmy: did you get paid to do that? >> i got to hang out with all -- everybody i thought i was cool. >> jimmy: at 13 you recall langing out the clubs. >> jimmy: wow. no wonder your dad had to punch you in the face. and you're enjoying doing hawaii five-0. >> they love at the beginning get me the hell off of this island. you're one of those guys? >> yeah. it's a job. i'm grateful and happy to have a job. you know, but i would rather be here. >> jimmy: it's one of those things too much relaxation makes

you crazy. >> too much beauty drives me nuts. >> jimmy: you need soap in your life. there's a lot of filth in the book and beauty. you got the combination. great to see you and glad things are going to well for you. scott caan everybody. hawaii five-0 returns in the fall. we'll be right back with music from metric. [ cheers and applause ] the concert seriesmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvfvf

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♪ ♪ [ man ] excuse me miss. [ gasps ] this fiber one 90 calorie brownie has all the moist, chewy deliciousness you desire. mmmm. thanks. at 90 calories the brownie of your dreams is now deliciously real.

[ cheers and applause ]. >> the concert series sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their new album. it's called "synthetica." here with the song "youth without youth," metric. ♪ ♪ hangman we played rubber soul with a razor blade ♪ ♪ behind the church hiding place it was a long joke

until the punch line came ♪ ♪ can you read my mind read my mind follow along to the end of the song ♪ ♪ hangman we played double-dutch with a hand grenade ♪ ♪ behind the church hiding place apathetic to the devil's face ♪ ♪ wear the sheriff's badge put your toys away they let us go saying let us pray ♪ ♪ youth without youth youth without youth youth without youth youth without youth ♪

♪ hangman we played hide and seek on the fire escape ♪ ♪ through the smoke we saw the flame it was a long wait until the fire truck came ♪ ♪ on the count of three jump with me on the count of three ♪ ♪ one, two one, two, three ♪ ♪ go youth without you without youth without youth go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ go youth without you

without youth without youth go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ hangman we played blind man's bluff with the 9th brigade ♪ ♪ throw the brick through the window pane double-dutch `til they stop the game ♪ ♪ until the cops show up hand cuff stunned they let us go but we lost one ♪ ♪ hangman we played blind man's bluff until they stopped the game ♪ ♪ youth without youth born without time youth without youth can you read my ♪ ♪ mind youth without youth youth without youth go, go, go, go ♪