>> tonight on jimmy kimmel live -- >> for the first time in history, the number of asian immigrants coming into america is larger than the number of hiss panic immigrants. now even our immigrants are being made in china. >> sally field. >> this is made for bigger people. >> we set it up for the timberwolves. >> nba all-star kevin love and ,

>> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, sally field, nba all-star kevin love, and music from waca flocka flame. with cleto and the cletones. now while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being so wonderful in every way. welcome.

hey, today is, or i should say, was, the last day of spring, which means if your christmas decorations are still up, you might as well keep them there. [ laughter ] tomorrow is the first day of summer, i can wear my toe ring and a shark tooth necklace. it's a real shark's tooth. here's an interesting fact. a hundred percent of people who use summer as a verb are awful people. did you know that? we summer in the south of france. now it's time summer is here, the ugg boots go away and get out the white ugg boots. if you've been planning to lose weight for summer bikini season, forget it, it's too late. this planet that we're on is fat. there's a new study out from the london school of hygiene and tropical medicine, they did a study on obesity and calculated that people on earth as a group are 34 billion pounds overweight. soon we'll need a rascal scooter to help us get around the sun.

they say the average human body weight is 137 pounds. in north america, it's 178 pounds. they both seem low to me. [ laughter ] how can the average body weight be 137 pounds anyway? are there whole countries filled with victoria beckhams? this doesn't make sense. the figure must include babies. the study said 3/4 of american adults are overweight. look to your left and right. okay, that's your stomach. [ laughter ] despite making up only 5% of the world's population, americans account for almost a third of the world's extra pounds. maybe we're just hungrier than other countries. maybe other countries are too lazy to put bacon on their ice cream sunday. [ laughter ] i did some research, and i think i found the problem. look how many cupcake shops there are in los angeles alone. now, if you take, look at how

many cupcake shops there are in the entire continent of africa. one. and they're out of cupcakes. [ cheers and applause ] >> from what i understand, they had one cupcake back in 1993 and unfortunately a lieian ate it. so we have more cupcakes or fewer lions. i don't know. guillermo, you're fat, right? >> yeah, yeah. little bit. >> jimmy: here's another interesting statistic, for the first time in history, the number of asian immigrants coming into america is larger than the number of hispanic immigrants. now even our immigrants are being made in china. [ laughter ] evidently, there's a lot of demand right now for highly skilled workers and they're coming in droves. guillermo, when your family came over here, did you ever imagine that you -- [ laughter and applause ]

it's happening faster than i thought. not only did you turn asian, you got a bowl cut somehow. [ laughter ] is that your real hair? that's real? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: are you a soccer fan, asian guillermo? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, the euro cup is going on right now. [ cheers and applause ] really? wow. did we let foreigners in here? what's going on? the euro cup, for those who don't know, it's a big international soccer tournament. there was a game between england and ukraine. it was an exciting game. england won it 1-0 and it's time now for our euro cup play of the day. ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: always a beautiful game.

this is pretty great. in american sports last night during the yankees, braves games, they had an ad for the spiderman movie, one of those things where spiderman comes crawling across the screen. in the seventh inning sabathia was pitching. pay special attention to mr. seb athia's rear end here. [ laughter ] we did not do that. that is exactly -- let's see that again here. he turns around. and there's spiderman swinging out of his butt. [ cheers and applause ] and a brand new form of advertising was born. remember that lady from alaska that ran for vice president four years ago? she had a kid, and then that kid

had a kid, and she was on -- kid was on "dancing with the stars," and she was terrible. you know what i'm talking about? the kid has her own show. bristol palin's new show premiered on lifetime. it's funny how many of their shows are targeted to people who have no lives at all. it's called bristol palin, life's a tripp. tripp is her son's name, it's short for, i got knocked up by a guy on a camping trip. [ laughter ] i haven't seen the show yet, but i'm sure it's great. this is kind of crazy. i saw this online today, video someone shot in rural russia. i'm guessing based on the fact that someone decided to videotape this, that this is unusual even for rural russia. look at this. it's a dog, dodging animals on the road on top of an american car. >> i'm mitt romney and i approved this message.

>> oh, that's what it was. [ applause ] speaking of mitt romney, all throughout his bid for president, he's been accused of being too stiff. and his wife took exception to that. she said he's a real practical joker, he's very funny. it turns out, he actually is. this happened in pennsylvania on saturday. apparently the press that follows him around went to lunch or something. so romney snuck onto their bus and gave them a little surprise. >> just playing a little prank on the press while they're off their bus. [ laughter ] you guys have it way too soft in here, i signed it mitt, ps, i erased your hard drive. [ laughter ] mitt, you rascal, you did it again.

what's next? shoes with no socks? the ps is what really made it sting. governor romney and president obama are running a lot of ads right now, a lot of them are negative. when this happens, they accuse each other of playing dirty. but the truth is, negative advertising has been around for a long time. john quincy adams, he accused andrew jackson of murder, cockfighting, cannibalism and he called his mother a whore, which she was, by the way. i heard a lot of stuff about her from regis. [ laughter ] this is one of the first ever presidential attack ads from early on in the campaign of 1920, i think. >> warren g. harding says he can return america to normalcy. horse feathers. why that's all a bunch of copper-plated hog wash. fact is, he's a goof. he's all wet. this fellow likes to beat his gum.

ach apple sauce. he's so screwy, he even put his pooch on top of his gel apy. time for him to dry up. telegram him and tell him to scram! vote for james m. cox, a ducky fellow. he really knows his onion. this november, hot socks, it's cox! paid for by a young rupert murdoch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. alec baldwin ran into some trouble this morning. he and his fiance were getting their marriage license and there were photographers outside taking their picture and this happened. you can see alec either push or punch the guy. the photographer claims he was attacked unprovoked. alec baldwin has a different story. either way, no way to treat your wedding photographer. i have to say, he looks particularly handsome when he's beating someone up. rage really suits him.

meanwhile lindsay lohan had a bad weekend. producers of a movie she's shooting became concerned when they knocked on her door and got no response. they called paramedics. they found her unconscious. she's fine now. her publisher said she was suffering from exhaustion. and was taking a nap. it's a bad sign when you take a nap and people instantly call the paramedics. she's also involved in a car accident last week and today they released a new iphone app, called look out for lilo. sends you an alert whenever she's driving in your area. it works like this, say you're in a convenience store, you get an alert that she's driving nearby, and it gives you enough time to get out of the way just before he runs you over. [ applause ] already saved hundreds of lives. one more thing, sunday was father's day. i hope this is not the first you're hearing of that. but to celebrate, i issued a

youtube challenge, something we do every once in a while. i ask you to spray your dad with a hose and upload it to youtube with hey, jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose. we got so many great sub missions. we had to split them into two parts. part one we showed on the nba special and here now is part 2 of our salute to america's dads. [ laughter ] >> happy father's day! >> jamie kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose. >> son of a! you're gonna get it! >> have you guys ever seen jimmy kimmel? [ laughter ] >> happy father's day! [ laughter ] >> what was that? [ laughter ]

[ laughter ] >> say, hi, jimmy kimmel. >> hey, jimmy kimmel, this is me spraying my dad with a hose. >> damn you! son of a [ bleep ]! you're grounded! [ laughter ] >> happy father's day! oh, my gosh! my phone! hey, you son of a bitch! [ laughter ]

>> why are you doing this? >> hey, jimmy kimmel, my son doesn't watch the jimmy kimmel show, but i do. happy father's day, kyle! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, from the minnesota timberwolves, kevin love is here. we have music from waka flocka flame, and we'll be right back with sally field, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] summer is here. and so too is the summer event. now get an incredible offer on the powerful, efficient c250 sport sedan with an agility control sport-tuned suspension.

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what? no! is it okay if i quit my job and start a blog? no. really? cold cuts from a package? yes. [ male announcer ] in a world filled with "no," it's nice to finally say "yes." new oscar mayer selects deli meat. the tastes you love and no artificial preservatives. it's yes food. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program, a two-time nba all-star from the minnesota timberwolves, kevin love is here. he's a funny guy. [ cheers and applause ] and then, with music from this new album called "triple f life: friends, fans & family," waka flocka flame is here. those aren't the f's you usually expect from a rapper. tonight -- tomorrow, what day is today? tuesday? on thursday, join us again in prime time and after the game in the west, our guest is matthew mcconaughey. one of us won't be wearing a

shirt. so please tune in to that. our first guest is a two-time oscar and three-time emmy winner. she helped the bandit outrun smokey twice and now plays peter parker's beloved aunt may in "the amazing spider-man" opening in 3-d july 3rd. please say hello to sally field. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you very much. >> you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you something -- >> these are like for bigger people, i think. >> jimmy: we set it up for the timmer wolves. we do it to humiliate our smaller guests. >> it's good. >> jimmy: sorry about that. >> no, it's fine.

>> jimmy: do people -- does it annoy you, it drives me crazy when people refer to you as sally fields. >> oh, yeah. i don't care. >> jimmy: why do i care and you don't? >> i don't know, jimmy. but they always have. it's easier to say fields. and not field. >> jimmy: i wonder if it's the mrs. fields and her cookies that did this. >> i'm not sure and do we really care, do we? >> jimmy: i do. where did you grow up? >> i grew up in the san fernando valley. >> jimmy: you're a valley girl. >> encino and tarzana. but it was before the freeway and pre-gelgon's. >> jimmy: the supermarket. what was going on there? >> it was a lot of open land and there was orange groves and

walnut groves and hors. and it was like land. >> jimmy: i assume you know the story of why tarzana is called tarzana. >> because tarzan lived down the way. >> jimmy: and he owned almost all the thing and they named it tarzana. >> yeah, makes total sense. >> jimmy: it's a weird place, isn't it? it's a strange town. >> there you have it. that's where i grew up. >> jimmy: did you come to hollywood, cruise this area at all? >> you know, if you came to hollywood, you had to drive over one of the passes. and i was little -- i was always little, face it. but -- kevin love needs to be here. kevin love needs to be here in this space. >> jimmy: he'll be here eventually. >> okay. so we would go to the movies. and the movies were down the way. you'd go to the grumman's chinese and what's the name of the other ones? i don't remember. but you'd wear gloves and hats. >> jimmy: you would? >> and you would have to drive

over a canyon pass, so you'd puke in the back of the car. >> jimmy: great. >> and then you get there and somehow it was worth it, because you saw, bridge on the river kwai and it was a great big foofy do. >> jimmy: was gig -- gidget the first acting role that you had? >> my first professional role. because i was in jr high school and high school. >> jimmy: you were a teenager when you did that show? >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: did they pay you a lot? [ laughter ] >> it was abc. >> jimmy: [ laughter ] >> i rest my case. [ applause ] >> i remember very well, i made $500 an episode. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. there were lots of times when the extras that worked a lot, we had a lot of beach scenes, they made more than i did. they really had a good life.

>> jimmy: and then one of maybe the strangest shows ever -- >> i was in? >> jimmy: you were in. >> oh, dear. >> jimmy: the flying nun. [ applause ] for those of you who don't remember the show, it was about a nun who could fly. >> yeah, well, it makes total sense. >> jimmy: the reason i bring this up is -- >> and why is that? >> jimmy: we have a guy who works here at the show. our parking lot security guard, since guillermo moved indoors. tony is out in our parking lot shack right now. that's tony. [ applause ] tony is -- and i'm not joking, is obsessed with the flying nun, so much so that he loaned us some of his collection of flying nun memorabilia. >> oh, mother of god. >> jimmy: we have flying nun comic books. there was an album. >> i recorded that album right near here. one time, i had to record this

frigging album. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's no way for a nun to speak. >> i can say that. i would come at 9:00 on a saturday and sit there waiting for this studio, and it wouldn't open, wouldn't open. finally it opened and this cloud of marijuana smoke came out. and the iron butterfly, they rolled out literally on their faces right in front of me. hi, i'm a big fan. >> jimmy: so you were actually -- >> then i got to go in and record right after that. >> jimmy: so you were actually flying when you were recording as the flying nun. [ applause ] >> i wasn't, but somebody was. >> jimmy: this is -- i'm told this is his prized possession. this is a mint -- do you have this, the flying nun lunch box? >> no, i didn't have it. >> jimmy: not only is it in mint condition, but it has two therm -- thermos. >> don't touch it. it could be valuable.

>> jimmy: how much did it cost? >> i would kill to protect it. >> jimmy: but how much did it cost? >> $325 for the lunch box and thermos. >> jimmy: so you're saying you'd kill someone for $355? this is the man we have guarding us here. [ laughter ] do you have any lunch boxes with tony on them? >> i can't say. >> so, anyway, what i'm trying to say, is go out the front door when you leave tonight. do not go through the back parking lot. >> i'll go out the front door. >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll talk about the amazing spiderman. you play aunt may and it's great i saw it yesterday. sally field is here with us. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel leave are brought to you by bud light.

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don't you understand, i can't sleep! >> jimmy: that is the amazing spiderman. [ cheers and applause ] >> aunt may is much younger. than she is in the previous movies and comic books. >> that's not what i adjust saw. >> jimmy: she usually has white hair is making cookies all the time and lecturing peter parker all the time about stuff. >> well, i haven't seen the movie. >> jimmy: you didn't do a lot of lecturing. >> i don't do a lot of lecturing and not a lot of baking. >> jimmy: but there's cooking that goes on. i've seen the movie and you haven't. i love that. >> that's the way it is. i may never see it. but that's okay. >> jimmy: is it your first 3d movie? >> i think i'll never see it. >> jimmy: even if 3d, you wouldn't want to see yourself. >> oh, please, dear lord in heaven. >> jimmy: when you pulled that meatloaf out of the oven and turn around in 3d. >> it's one of the most

incredible things i've seen in my life. >> it's one of the finest meet loaves you'll ever see. >> jimmy: were you a spiderman fan? >> no. i appreciate the spiderman stuff. and i raised three sons, so i do appreciate it. but i really did the movie for a friend of mine who produced the original one, who was my first producing partner, when i was producing movies. her name was laura bisquin. she was an absolute hero. she raised millions and millions of dollars for cancer. she started the whole stand-up for cancer. >> jimmy: for her? and martin sheen plays uncle ben your husband. you knew that, of course. >> i didn't know it until i agreed to do the movie. then i heard about all the great people and the script was good so i went wow, squeaked that one out. >> jimmy: and he's somebody you worked with before? martin sheen? >> marty and i talk about this. i think we did a movie for tv

somewhere in the '70s. it's called mongo is back in town. >> jimmy: mongo? >> yeah, it was really, really good. >> jimmy: what's the worst movie you've ever been in? we know about your great movies. what was the worst one besides mongo is back in town? >> i don't know. i think probably mongo was good actually compared to some. >> jimmy: i'm going to have to look that one up. >> i'm not talking about the worst ones. >> jimmy: what's the best one? >> i don't know. i hope i haven't done it yet. >> jimmy: you seen any of the movies that you're in? >> not, not, mmm, no. >> jimmy: never? >> i've seen some, but i don't try to. especially now, i don't want to look at myself now. >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: you're cheating yourself. there's some really good movies. >> yeah, but i'm not in them. >> jimmy: yes, you are. >> i am, oh. >> jimmy: did you ever see forrest gump? >> i did see that.

a long time ago. >> jimmy: did you like it? >> tom was wonderful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> it's a really good movie. it's really well done. >> jimmy: you worked with hugely famous movie stars and they with you also. like paul newman, what is he like, working with him? >> just divine. he's fabulous. beyond belief, fabulous. he didn't know he was paul newman, you had to keep reminding him. >> jimmy: you think walking through the supermarket and seeing himself to popcorn he would know. >> that popcorn wasn't there at the time. we were busy making popcorn. he was beginning to be what he was going to be eventually be. >> jimmy: he was just a little kernel at that time. >> about to pop into who he was. he gave me lots of hints. he told me -- i said paul, how do you maneuver yourself through the world? he said i just ignore it all. he would take a match book cover -- do they even have those nowadays?

and he was like, i'd have it in my teeth just like this. because people wouldn't notice who he was. they would maybe look at the match book cover and all of that. i watched him do it. so sometimes i find myself, if i'm walking down, and if i'm at disneyland, not wanting anyone to see me. usually i'm so short, no one really goes short enough to look at me. i kind of put my thumb, go like this, it sort of looks like i'm sucking my thumb, which is not a good idea. >> jimmy: and people think you're crazy and they avoid you. [ laughter ] well, it's great to have you here. you should see spiderman, it's really good. "the amazing spider-man" in theaters july 3rd. sally field! we'll be right back with kevin love. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. our next guest tonight is a 6'10", 260-pound human being. he is a two-time, nba all-star and olympic hopeful from the minnesota timberwolves. please welcome kevin love! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> it's good to be here. >> jimmy: good to have you here. who are you rooting for in the nba finals? >> i'm not partial to any team. i always say if there was some way both teams could lose, that would be best for me.

you know, westbrook is on the thunder, i have to be partial to them. other than that -- >> jimmy: you guys played together in college. >> right. we were actually roommates. that was interesting to say the least. do you get bigger rooms because you're bigger guys? >> no. most of the time we just get queen or double beds. a lot of us didn't fit too well. >> jimmy: one queen? or do you each get your own? >> there would be two of them. >> jimmy: he wears the glasses and the crazy shirts. did he do that in college? >> no, he didn't. he said the first time he wore the fake glasses with the noolence -- >> jimmy: no lenses? >> yeah. i don't know the deal with that. visually impaired people probably have a beef with that. but russell always said he knew how to dress, but he's a bit unorthodox. >> jimmy: he looks like somebody's dressing in halloween costume of an era that didn't

actually exist. >> i get it with him because the media has been on him since last year, last playoffs. saying he took too many shots, more shots than durant. so any way to get a plug or push or jab at the media, he's going to do it. >> jimmy: i see. that's how he thinks he's doing it? >> right. >> jimmy: now, you come from an interesting family. >> right. >> jimmy: first of all, your dad played in the nba? >> what, i'm sorry? >> jimmy: that means it's interesting. >> your dad, stan love, played in the nba. >> he did. >> jimmy: your uncle, beach boy? >> right. >> jimmy: your mom is courtney love? >> no. too far on that one. >> jimmy: this is your dad's real basketball card. [ applause ] and then a little bit later on. >> is that a handle bar mustache there? >> jimmy: yeah. high looks like morgan spur lock in that shot. >> i know at one time, he went with the mutton chops which is very interesting. at this point now he's had the

same mustache, like guillermo. >> jimmy: he's got a guillermo mustache? >> for 20-plus years. so if he shaved it, i don't know what he would look like. >> jimmy: do you make fun of him for these pictures? >> always. >> jimmy: you have to. now your uncle, did you ever think about music or singing? >> no, i don't think you'd ever have me on the show again. >> jimmy: is that right? no musical talent? >> no. no musical talent. i have a funny story. i was 6 or 7 camping. up in the seattle area. i got on stage. they were singing surfer girl. my uncle is the lead singer. he brought the cousins and my brother. my sister wasn't born at the time, but we were up there, he put the mike in front of everybody. we were all singing. he got to me and i had such bad stage fright that nothing came out. i turned around, ran off the stage and started crying. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow. >> i guess the only way to get rid of that stage fright was to start playing basketball. so i was blessed with the size and the coordination and i was able to get out on the court.

>> jimmy: how old were you at the time? >> six or seven. >> jimmy: when you were in high school were you the biggest and strongest? >> and the fattest. >> jimmy: really? why? >> i liked late-night trips to taco bell. but i actually started going to their fresca menu a little bit so my pounds shaved off. >> jimmy: you became very health conscious? >> i'm very educated. >> jimmy: i like they have the fresca menu named after a yellow soft drink. did you realize it was cool that your uncle was in the beach boys? >> not until i got to ucla for the five minutes i was there. but i finally realized that growing up in oregon people didn't really take to the beach boys as much, but once you got down to southern california where there's obviously -- >> jimmy: the beach. >> the beach. once i got down here, i got a lot of appreciation for california girls.

>> jimmy: yeah, sure. who gets the better groupies, your uncle or you as an nba player? >> it's funny you say that. i'm locked down. no groupies for me. but my uncle, at 72, still gets the most groupies. >> jimmy: that's got to be comfortable at thanksgiving. >> right, yeah, it's interesting. >> jimmy: okay. now you played at ucla. your uncle is a member of the beach boys. did your family expect that you would go to the nba? >> i think they expected, i'm a you know, middle child of three. my brother and my sister is youngest, she's 18, just graduated from high school. but i think they expected one of us to be great. so i think once they got to me, they figured, okay it's your turn now. i happen to be blessed with size, the skills and coordination and here i am now, sitting on jimmy kimmel.

>> jimmy: well, not literally. please don't sit on jimmy kimmel. >> i shouldn't have said that because that would be two strikes for me after patting guillermo's butt. >> jimmy: you're allowed to. >> he's been working out, i can tell. >> jimmy: he did a sit-up yesterday. [ laughter ] you were tweeting early on. a lot of nba people tweet, but you were tweeting early on and then you left tweeting for a while. >> two years. >> jimmy: why did you quit? >> i was in maui at the time and i had just started getting into social media, started getting on facebook and that sort of thing. so i think i was maybe five or six months into my twitter life, i guess. >> jimmy: your real life. >> my real life, exactly. and i got a phone call from kevin mchale, who was my coach for the second half of my rookie year. he mentioned in minnesota that he was leaving the team. so for me, i thought i'm gonna put this on twitter. didn't know any better.

and broke ground, first time anybody ever done it. >> jimmy: he called you in confidence to tell you he was leaving, and you tweeted it? >> right. >> jimmy: what was his reaction? >> it was funny because the reason i ended up leaving was because i didn't realize i was actually in a position of power, i guess. everybody on the team started saying, don't tweet that, don't tweet that. so for me, i just got off twitter, just kind of wanted to get out. >> jimmy: just be safe and get off. but now you're back on. >> yes. kevin love if you want to follow me. >> jimmy: are you careful now about what you tweet? >> i think you have to be. there are so many rules and restrictions and i think i had a lot to do with that. you have to let the media do their job. so there's certain protocol. we have to be safe about what we say or mr. stern will knock on

our door with a pink slip or a slip to give us a hefty fine. >> jimmy: what about the olympics? do you have to try out for the olympic team? >> it's interesting. i don't know if i have to because they always need at least one token white guy. [ laughter ] so i think that i have a pretty good shot of making it there. [ applause ] i mean, it's like the white guy in the gang. he's the one you really got to watch out for. wait, why is he -- >> jimmy: well, we'd love to see it. that would be great. i think you could stir up trouble at the olympics this year. >> that would be fun to go over to london. >> jimmy: great to have you here. kevin love, everybody! we'll be right back with music from waka flocka flame! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ,

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rooster in my rari okay ♪ ♪ rooster in my rari rooster in my rari rooster in my rari rooster in my rari okay ♪ ♪ okay these we done run through them zans we done truth them lames better salute them ♪ ♪ these we done run through them zans we done truth them lames better salute them ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank sally field, kevin love. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. his album, "triple f life: friends, fans and family" is out now. playing us off the air with "i don't really care" -- see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com -- once again, waka flocka flame! good night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> we're not done.