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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, along with guillermo, with a word from ford, makers of the great-looking new ford fusion. look, there's one parked right outside our building on hollywood boulevard. it will be available in gas, hybrid or plug-in hybrid, and now if you send ford a photo of your worst vacation, you might win a dream vacation with the all-new ford fusion on a dream vacation. >> that's good jimmy. where do i send it? >> jimmy: well, you send your photos to randomactsoffusion.com. >> will you send these for me please? >> jimmy: well, yeah. let's have a look at these. tell us. what happened here, guillermo? >> oh, i was in -- i was in hawaii and forgot to do lotion on me. even my butt got burned. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there is your -- was this a nude beach you were on? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: oh, all right.

what is this here? >> oh. i lost my luggage in texas, and so i had to wear a bear costume. >> jimmy: why did you have a bear costume? >> oh -- i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know? okay. we have a picture here with -- that doesn't look good. what happened here? >> i was in michigan and paul bunyan chopped off my arm. >> jimmy: paul bunyan chopped off your arm? oh, my goodness. what is this here? >> oh. i sat on a porcupine. >> jimmy: well, guillermo, it looks like you've had some terrible vacations. >> si, but maybe not terrible enough. >> jimmy: okay. where are you going? guillermo? we're not done with the show yet. >> i'm going to win! >> dicky: go to randomactsoffusion.com and send

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[ male announcer ] with teddy bear hair you can get away with anything. get some of your own with axe hair. come see ted in theatres. rated r. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- wanda sykes. joel kinnaman. and music from serj tankian. with cleto and the cletones. and now, places, everybody! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thanks. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice.

welcome to all of you who are visiting from around the world. i'm glad we can be together on world population day. world population day is today. it was started by the united nations in 1989 to raise awareness of the problems cause bid overpopulation, which i, personally, think has a lot to do with people having sex. if everybody would just stop it, we'd be fine, but -- the world population is as big as it's ever been. there are now 7 billion people on the planet. so, when your mom tells you you are special, it's not really true. [ laughter ] and they say the world population could double over the next 40 years. this is what happens when you get people wet and feed them after midnight. you can't do that. united nations does have a plan to fix this. starting in 2014, they're going to select one teenager from each continent to fight to the death. winner stays here, losers go to the moon or something. [ laughter ] this is pretty funny. not only is it world population day, i swear this is true, it

also happened to be the octo-mom's birthday. [ laughter ] which, to me, proves that god is a pretty funny dude, you know? [ laughter ] nadya suleman turned 37 today. each of her kids made her a macaroni necklace. i gave -- i sent her -- the one gift she really wanted for her birthday, a jug full of birth control and a time machine. [ laughter ] you know she's pregnant again, right? i hope she's not. i don't know. i haven't checked her uterus. as you may have heard, she was supported to perform at a strip club in west palm beach, florida, but one of the bar tenders there said something on the news that upset her so she canceled the appearance. and got a new gig stripping at a place in hollywood, florida. but the first strip club is suing to prevent that from happening. the lounge says they have exclusive rights to the octo-mom's dance debut -- i don't get. why are people fighting over -- is there a stripper shortage we

don't know about? [ laughter ] evidently there's a lot of interest in seeing the octo-mom take her clothes off. in part, because she's a celebrity, but also because, if a baby comes out during the dance, you get to keep it. but if it gets tied up in court, she might not get to strip at all and if you want to throw up in a gentleman's club, you are going to have to do it the old fashioned way, by eating at the buffet. there is a non-sex related ray of hope for octo-mom, though. and that is, she's just recorded her first single. on which she raps, which is always a good idea. [ laughter ] is there anything this woman can do? [ laughter ] we got our hands on a sneak preview of the song, and while i will admit i did not have high expectations, the song, itself, is catchy and her rapping is pretty good. [ laughter ] ♪

[ laughter ] >> that's a crazy laugh. that's a crazy laugh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we have a new summer jam. [ cheers and applause ] we were up all night working on that. the major league baseball all-star game was played last night. for those of you not familiar with the sport, baseball was our national past time before thit s replaced by the kardashians. melky cabrera was the mvp. his english isn't great. that did not stop the reporter from asking him a series of untranslated questions. >> tell everybody, who do we have here with you, by the way. who are these lovely ladies? >> i thank my fans, my family, the opportunity to be here. i like it here and, so, try for

mvp, so, thank you, the fans. >> who is this? we have mom here -- >> thank you. >> thank you. >> i thank you. i mom, my grandma, my family here and -- i just proud for me mvp. thank you, everybody, the fans. >> do you have a message for the fans of san francisco who seem to enjoy this? >> yeah, the fans, the city and san francisco, everybody, thank you. the fans. >> jimmy: melky, what are your thoughts on -- [ applause ] by all means, keep asking questions. thank the fans. some bad news today for the news. a new survey from gallup shows that american's confidence in tv news is at an all-time low. i don't get it. which tmz reporter don't they have confidence in? the guy with the blond hair? only 21% of those polled said they had a good amount of

confidence in tv news, which is down from 46% when they first did the survey in 1993. it is interesting. our confidence in news is at an all-time low and yet our confidence in the bachelorette finding love remains as steady as ever. we live in a very confusing time. [ applause ] but tv news -- don't get excited. not going to work for this one, either, i'll tell you. [ laughter ] i have a sixth, seventh and eighth sense about this. tv news has changed a lot since 1993. back then, we had peter jennings, tom brow call. now, we have mario lopez and billy bush. gallup said our level of confidence could sink lower because of incidences, cable news channels incorrectly reported the supreme court's health care ruling. cnn in particular has been taking most of the flak for that, though fox news made the same mistake. but not only isn't cnn backing down after that embarrassing

slip, it seems to be they are doubling down on this. >> in these fast-paced times, you need the facts fast. >> the supreme court justice has struck down the individual mandate. >> not necessarily the right facts. >> facebook and goggle combine to make goo-face. >> cnn is there first. giant roe bow sent peemds attack new york. or that might be just a cloud. >> the individual mandate has been ruled unconstitutional. >> but only cnn is wrong first. cnn. wrong. first. [ applause ] >> jimmy: at least they're first. wolf blitzer sounds like a hell's angel anyway, right? robert kraft, the owner of the new england patriots, he is the co-star of a strange video that has been making its rounds on the internet. it's an audition tape made by a woman who is believed to be his girlfriend.

>> hi, i'm auditions for mary lay unanimous. >> jimmy: that's her. she's auditioning and she needed someone to help her read lines. and that someone she got to help was billionaire nfl team owner robert kraft. >> you were really good up there. i didn't mean that in a sexual -- but not that it wasn't erotic. >> i am so embarrassed. >> well, now we're even. because dancing in front of you was one of the most embarrassing moments in my life. >> no offense, but i get guys like you in my classes all the time. >> so, you don't even remember, which means we're not even. only one way to fix that. >> jimmy: they have such

chemistry. there's a magnetism there is -- i almost felt like i might get sucked into it. like watching porn without the sex, is what it is. [ laughter ] here's more. this is an angry confrontation, during which mr. kraft reveals that he's a powerful executive at yahoo. >> i'm an exec at yahoo. >> yahoo? what's that? not familiar with that company. >> [ bleep ] you, [ bleep ]. >> kyle! >> jimmy: academy awards all around. i assume she got the part. [ applause ] maybe he got the part. i hope. wouldn't it be funny if he wound up getting the part instead of her? i kind of -- honestly feel like he was mable only doing it because he wants to have sex with her, but that's just -- here's some big news. miley cyrus has a new tattoo. but it's not your typical chinese symbol for peace or whatever. it's a quote from a speech teddy

roosevelt gave in 1910. for real. history is coming alive before our eyes. let's look at the tattoo. it says so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid somes who knew neither victory nor defeat. she must have been super high on salvia when she got that. [ applause ] that is -- right, i mean -- it's like something you would -- something you would write on your arm to cheat on a test. and i would like to believe that teddy roosevelt would get the lyrics to "party in the usa" tattooed on his lower back area. mitt romney turned up in an unlikely place today. he gave a speech at the ncaacp conference in houston. why, i don't know. maybe he confused naacp with nascar, but -- [ laughter ] it got off to a bad start when romney pulled up in front of the convention center and locked the

doors to his limo. romney isn't very popular among african-american voters. in fact, diabetes is more popular among african-american voters than mitt romney. he did his best. he got booed when he said he plans to repeal obama care. he did have one strong moment. he hit on something that the crowd really seemed to enjoy. >> my policy will be, number one, create jobs for the american people. i do not have a hidden agenda. [ applause ] and i submit to you this, if you want a president who will make things better in the african-american community, you are looking at him. [ laughter ] you take a look. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: heed that ed thahad d when he wrote that down, right? someone had to. it seems like the actor they would cast to play the part of the guy who is trying to shut method man's house party down.

mitt wasn't the only candidate delighting audiences on the campaign trail. yesterday, in las vegas. vice president biden gave a speech to a gathering of latino activists. he was trying to relate to the crowd by telling them about his big family living in one small house but he did it in a special way that only joe biden can, with a weird sex reference at the end. >> my mother said, wonderful for children, by the way, having your grandpop live with you, your great aunt, your uncle. those walls were thin. i wonder how the hell my parents did it, but that's a different story. >> jimmy: that's a weird thing to wonder. actually -- believe it or not, it's a long-standing tradition for vice presidents to tell racy jokes. look at this -- we found this footage of hubert humphrey back in 1965. >> mr. chairman, mr. president, my fellow americans, i ask you this.

what did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? wear clothes. beat it. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying? mrauls mrauls [ applause ] so that -- goes way back. i think dirty jokes should be an official duty of the vice president. you know, joe biden says a lot of nutty things when he speaks in public. never seems to get him down. he keeps doing it. he's figured out a way to capitalize on it and raise money from their campaign. >> this summer, don't miss your chance to see america's funniest number two. joe biden, vp of comedy. >> those warms were awful thin, i wonder how the hell my parents did it, but that's a different story. >> every laugh. >> as barack says, a three-letter word. jobs. j-o-b-s. jobs. >> every gaffe. >> god rest your soul and, um --

wait, your mom -- your mom is still alive, your dad passed. god bless her soul. >> the joe biden vp of comedy tour. you'll vp your pants laughing. >> i promise you, the president has a big stick. [ laughter ] >> i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hey, tonight on the show, from can t"the killing," kin that mna kin that mnman is here. we have music from serj tankian. and we'll be right back with wanda sykes, so stick around. ♪

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>> jimmy: well, hi, welcome back. tonight on the program, a man you know from "the killing" on amc. his award-winning film "easy money" comes out this week. joel kinnaman is here. he's swedish, so -- i don't know, maybe -- actually, i have a hutch from ikea i can get him to help me assemble. and then, the lead singer of system of a down, this is his third solo album called "harakiri," it just came out yesterday. serj tankian from the bud light outdoor stage. tomorrow night, from the movie "the watch," billy crudup will be here, as will the great fred willard, and we'll have music from grace potter & the nocturnals. so, join us for that tomorrow. our first guest is a very funny and easily-annoyed emmy-winning writer and performer. you know from her work on "curb

your enthusiasm" and many other things. you can hear her now as the voice of a sloth in "ice age: continue innocental drift." it opens in 3d this friday. please say hello to wanda sykes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing all right, thank you for asking. has summer been going well for you? do you like the summer? >> it's too damn hot, jimmy. >> jimmy: it was hot. it was hot today and yesterday, really hot. >> yeah, yeah. it was hot yesterday and -- i went on a hike yesterday up at runy runyan, which means i have white friends, because -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> black people don't do stuff like that. >> jimmy: they don't? >> you know what? i mean, it was -- what? it was like, what, like, africa

hot. it was like -- [ laughter ] it was, like, satan's balls hot, right? >> jimmy: it was. >> and, you know, my friends are like, we should go on a hike, i'm like -- i know i need to work out, but okay, cool, i got outside, i was like, good lord. what the hell? and we started and then i saw more people of color up there and, usually, runyan, i don't see that many black people -- >> jimmy: it's a canyon right down the street. >> i'm seeing all these black people, i'm like, what is this, test your african genes day today? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think the story was, just -- >> what the hell? i think black people just said, i want to see how african i really am today. i just want to see -- [ laughter ] what percentage. and, you know, i actually had my genealogy and everything tested and i think he lied because he said i was, like, 59% african --

no. i'm probably about 23%. >> jimmy: maybe 23%? >> i almost died up there, man it was -- it was ridiculous. >> jimmy: what about your wife? your wife is from france, right? >> hell, no. >> jimmy: she didn't. >> it's like 66 degrees in paris right now. what the hell? she would just, poof, just blow up. >> jimmy: she would? >> in that type of heat. she didn't do. and right now she's actually out of town. she's -- she works, so, she, you know. >> jimmy: got you. >> she's out of town, which is hard. >> jimmy: she goes out of town, when she goes out of town, are there things you do when you have the house, kind of, to -- >> why are you getting all up in my business, jimmy? we on tv, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i forgot. i'm sorry. i got carried away. >> what's up? i thought we were cool. >> jimmy: i'll ask you after the show, i'll check back in. >> please. well, you know, we have kids, so, i watch -- you know, watch the kids and everything.

and, you know, which is -- it's hard because, we both work, so, it makes it -- it's a little, you know, difficult, you know, she's working, i'm working. right now, i'm really trying to talk her into getting another wife. [ laughter ] we need although wife. i mean, we -- we have a great nanny, but we need another wife. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah, you know, nannies, they want days off, you know? you know, they work certain hours. wives, nobody cares, it's like -- they just work, you no e? >> not a bad idea. >> you just say thank you, send them some flowers, take them to dinner every now and then. you know, and my wife, you don't have to worry about it, because we'll be married, so, you know there's no sex involved, so -- [ laughter ] that's why i kind of leaning towards romney right now. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ] everyone has their own personal reasons. >> yeah, you know, you got to go for yours, man. >> jimmy: where in france is

your wife from? i'm asking like ill kn know anys of france. i know the south of france -- >> have you been? >> jimmy: no. i heard it's great. but i'm always working. bull i' but i've been to paris. >> she's from that area. but it's all the same. it's -- you know, they're french people, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even you, who married a french person -- >> i love them to death, but it's still the same, i mean, they think everything is much better in france. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. >> everything is better. last time, i was there in june, walking with my mother-in-law and i stepped in some dog poop, i go, what is -- you guys don't clean up your dogs -- she goes, ah, but it's french. like, she was offended that my american foot stepped in --

[ laughter ] in french dog poop, like, get your american foot out of my dog poop. i'm like, it's -- >> jimmy: do your kids speak french? >> yes, yes, they do. they speak french. >> jimmy: will you celebrate bastille day? >> yes, i was sharpening up the guillotine earlier today. >> jimmy: how do you celebrate bastille day? is there a way? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: you have no idea? >> i mean, each year, we celebrate it, but to me, it could be cinco de mayo, it's -- we drink, we celebrate, i'm trying to get them to, like, really get involved, i'm like, let's just go down to the county jail and just storm that bitch, you know? let's -- >> jimmy: yeah, mix it up. [ applause ] >> let's really get into it, you know? >> jimmy: let's sure rending to something. you can't say that around your wife -- >> no, you can't -- jimmy, this is tv man, come on. >> jimmy: is your wife a u.s. citizen? >> yes.

>> jimmy: dual it citizenship? >> yeah. she voted in the last election -- >> jimmy: in ours? >> yeah, also in hers. >> jimmy: she can vote in both? >> i don't know if i'm supposed to be talking about that, jimmy. you are really all in my business right now. i don't think i like it. but i love thyou. my wife gets deported tomorrow. this is awful. >> jimmy: you'll have the extra wives -- >> i got the extra wives, the backup wives. >> jimmy: it should be okay. we're going to take a quick break here. wanda sykes is with us. more with wanda when we come back. ♪

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we just knew sid would want to see his poor, dear granny before her time is up. >> i bury you all and dance on your graves. >> why don't you show the cape? she could use a nap. >> boy, there's so much to tell you. you know, a lot has happened since the last time i saw you. >> not interested. >> jimmy: that is wanda sykes in "ice age: continental drift." you are a sloth in the movie. >>i am. >> jimmy: you would not be the voice i would think of to attach to a sloth. >> well, thank god you are not the head of this -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been in a number of animated movies and you always sound like wanda. you sound like yourself in every one of them. >> it's crazy.

they -- i mean, it's like that's what they ask for. >> jimmy: that's what they want. >> i show up, i go, okay, you know, this is a -- she's granny. she's granny sloth, i said, okay, i'm working on my old lady voice. hey, i dance on your graves, stuff like that. and i'm in the booth, he's like, nope, no, just do your regular voice is fine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> this is a much older woman. of course you want me to put a spin on it. nope. >> jimmy: no spin. >> not even a little curve. nothing. >> jimmy: well, that's good in a way. they want what they want and you got it. >> you got to give people what they want. if you are going to see chubby checker and he doesn't do "the twist," you'd be disappointed. >> jimmy: you're right. i heard you got -- i heard you bid on a tattoo. where did you builid?

>> it was for -- do you have any tattoos? >> jimmy: no, no. >> it was for the gay and le lesbian center here. i won. and i'm getting -- kat von d is going to do the tattoo. how cool is that? she's a top ink person. and, but the reason why i bid on it, not because it was a good organization, i'm looking around, there's like, older people bidding on this. i was trying to save them from themselves, like -- [ laughter ] you don't want to see that. [ laughter ] i mean, i'm like, i'm like on that edge, i'm on the line of -- of course, i get something classy, you know? >> jimmy: what will you get? >> i'm thinking about lightning bolts on my inner thighs. >> jimmy: i like it. i love it. [ laughter ] it is always great to see you. if you get the lightning bolts, please, wear shorts when you

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>> jimmy: well, hi there. still to come, music from serj tankian. our next guest is the most talented swedish tv star since the chef on "the muppet show." he plays detective holder on "the killing" on amc, and the crime thriller "easy money" opens this week in new york and l.a. so, book your plan tickets now. please say hello to joel kinnaman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to say, for

those who watch "the killing" would probably have no idea you are swedish. >> yeah, you know, that's -- >> jimmy: you really are swedish. >> i am. i'm half and half. my father is american. >> jimmy: did you grow up here in the united states? >> no, i grew up in sweden. >> jimmy: okay, wow. but you are able to do an american accent perfectly. >> he helped me a little bit. and i came over here when i was 17. i was an exchange student. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> i was getting into a little bit of trouble. i grew up in a neighborhood -- >> jimmy: there's trouble in sweden? >> there is. [ laughter ] you know, there's somebody robs the ikea, you know, they take it -- but they leave the manual, you know, and there's -- >> jimmy: little bag of parts, forget it. >> yeah. so, my -- both me and my parents wanted me to get out of the

south side of stockholm, the notorious south side of stockholm. a lot of the ikea robbers come from there. so, i was -- >> jimmy: where did they send you here? >> i wanted to come to california, so, my father woke me up one morning and he was like, joel, you're -- you're going to texas. i was like, oh, all right -- so, you know, it's like a 17-hour flight, i get on the flight, you know, sitting on the plane, i'm very worried, how everything is going to turn out and, you know, i get off at austin airport and i'm trying to, everybody's like, all the families are there and trying to find their people and i'm trying to find my people. there's no people, like, i'm looking, there's no people. and then i, finally, look down and there are these two really

tiny people, very, very short. >> jimmy: elves? >> i would say hobbits. >> jimmy: hobbits? >> like, right in between elves and hobbits. and one of them, the male version, he had, like, this huge cowboy hat. it was -- it's the biggest cowboy hat i've seen. i mean, it helped that he was so tiny. >> jimmy: yosemite sam picked you up at the airport. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did he have two big guns? >> he did have a huge mustache. >> jimmy: that's him! he couldn't bring the guns to the airport. >> so, i was -- the whole airport, you know, like, when we are getting my bags, i was trying to, like, get a peek of his face, you know, i couldn't see it because it was in, you know, completely gone with the hat, so, we were walking through the whole airport and going out in the parking lot, this heat just hit me and i have to see

his face, i have to see his face. and finally, we reach the car and he hasn't said a word. she's like yapping, like, oh, i'm so glad to e so you, i was waiting for hours, we love you. i was like, you love me? all right. i have never met you before. and finally we reach the car, you know, like, and he had this big white lincoln town car. i'm like, i got to break the ice, i was like, wow, this is a great, great car you have, you know? >> and he was like -- yep. all right this is going to be rough. so, we get in the car, it's in austin and people told me that austin was, you know, very liberal part of texas. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and we just kept driving. oh, we just kept driving and i was looking back and i saw, like, austin receding, like getting smaller and then it was gone and just red dirt roads and, like, trailer homes and

finally we took off from the highway and we drive in and it was the weirdest thing i'ven seen. it was like in this neighborhood, it wasn't a trailer park. there were trailer homes but they had their own lots. and this couple, they had, you know, just above a trailer home, it's like, you know, the kind of houses that have three pieces. >> jimmy: premanufactured home. >> you see the bathroom on the freeway, you know? >> jimmy: right. >> that's kind of house. but like, in the driveway, i was the weirdest thing. they had these eight cars, like, old greek palasade in the driveway. the ones closest to the road, things were growing out of them. all dusty. apparently they have separation anxiety with their old kacars s they -- >> jimmy: just keep them there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we do that here sometimes. >> yeah. apparently that's what you guys

do. >> jimmy: that's what we do. >> so, we drove in there and i was like, oh, look at these cars, you know? and we drove in and then, you know, we went to the door and they put the key in the door and right when they put the key in the door, i just heard from the inside, i was like this -- what is that? i have no idea what that is in there and they open the door and it was like -- these 11 long-haired sausage dogs are all around my legs. and i felt like, you know, indiana jones, it was like lo r lowered down into the snake pit. i was like -- and all these dogs and, like, and then this woman, she was like, they all love you, they all love you! i was like, yeah, they do. she's like, which dog do you want to sleep with? i was like, ah, we don't sleep with dogs in sweden. we don't sleep with dogs, like -- and then came dinner, you know, like, dinner and she was like, you know, like, do you

want green with your steak? i was like -- green with my steak? yeah, sure, i'll take some green with my steak. are there any other colors? i love blue, like, i love -- >> jimmy: you got a real taste of america. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: most actors come to hollywood, that's all they see. maybe they go up to, like, they go over to pittsburgh and work there for a little while. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this movie that you are in, in sweden, won the swedish academy award. you won best actor. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is called, what is the award called? [ applause ] >> ah, thank you. >> jimmy: big fans of the -- >> the golden e en ikea. you actually only get the certificate and then you have to go get it, like, you get the -- >> jimmy: you have to put it together. >> there was a part missing on

mine. but it's still a great honor. >> jimmy: you can't -- we have a clip of the movie. do you need to set this up? i will say, it's -- it's subtitled, so -- i hope we have some readers here in the audience. >> yeah, well, i can just tell, like, really briefly what the movie is about? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i play this working class kid that comes from the north of sweden and he has this dream of becoming apart of the upper class and he's this economic whiz kid. and, so he starts to impersonate them, sort of like a talented mr. ripley. and, but he has to finance this life style. and he falls in love with this, like, high society girl and then he gets involved with, you know, like, the -- these ikea robbers, you know? [ laughter ] and it's a three-way story, there's like this chilean cocaine dealer, this serbian mafia hitman and these three

stories intertwine. the clip that we're going to see, i think, is when -- it's actually -- a guy that's a friend of mine, we're going to his apartment because he sold the guys i'm working for out, so, he's -- he's going down. >> jimmy: again, it's called "easy money." >> jimmy: "easy money" opens in theaters in new york and l.a. on friday. thank you so muching if before here. joel kinnaman, everybody. we'll be right back with serj tankian. good morning! wow.

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>> jimmy: this is his brand new cd. it's called "harakiri." here performing the title track, serj tankian.

♪ we're the day birds deciding to fly against the sky ♪ ♪ within our dreams we all wake up to kiss the ones who are born to die ♪ ♪ we're the greying herds hurting each other with our lives ♪ ♪ within our dreams we all wake up to kiss the ones who are born born to die ♪ ♪ born to die ♪ the drum fish they beached themselves in hara-kiri ♪ ♪ the blackbirds they fell in thousands from the sky ♪ ♪ their red wings streaming down from

the higher seas ♪ ♪ deflected by the ground they crowned the sun they crowned the sun ♪ ♪ they crown the sun they crown the sun ♪ ♪ but i believe that they are free when their time was done their time was done ♪ ♪ they were drowned by the only one they crown the sun ♪ ♪ but i believe that they are free washed by the sun ♪ ♪ our statues the soaring edifice of our times ♪ ♪ detracted from the ways of the wise ♪ ♪ the future will view all history as a crime ♪ ♪ so father tell us when is

the time to rise they crown the sun ♪ ♪ they crown the sun they crown the sun they crown the sun ♪ ♪ but i believe that they are free when their time was done their time was done ♪ ♪ they were drowned by the only one they crown the sun but i believe that they are free ♪ ♪ we're the day birds deciding to fly against the sky ♪ ♪ we're the day birds deciding to fly against the sky ♪ ♪ within our dreams we all wake up to kiss the ones who are born to die ♪ ♪ we're the greying herds hurting each other with our lives ♪ ♪ wit