>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy and this is guillermo, who is back from panama for captain morgan original spiced rum. over the past two nights, we've watched with awe as guillermo learned about the real captain morgan, and tonight, it all comes together as our little friend dives into history. this is it guillermo, are you ready? >> yeah, whatever. roll the tape. >> guillermo: i'm guillermo, on on the panama to find the chip from captain morgan. >> do you have something to get wet sne. >> guillermo: yeah, hold on. ta-da.

>> you're weird. you're going to get down tlp and see a sweet ship wreck. we'll see wooden chests and show you some of the features of the ship and how it wrecked. >> guillermo: i'm not too happy about this. >> one, two, three. >> guillermo: seriously, i'm done. wow, man. it's nice, but it's not for me. it's time for captain morgan. >> dicky: to learn more about the dive and the adventures of the real captain henry morgan visit facebook.com/captain morgan usa. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jessica biel. adam richman. and music from rick ross. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: welcome. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming out to visit. welcome to california for those of you who are here out of town. it's thursday.

it's the weekend is almost here which means another lindsay lohan car accident is upon us. she had another car accident. at this point, it would be more efficient if i told you when she didn't get into a car accident. she rear ended someone on sunset boulevard yesterday, which i think means six more weeks of summer, right? [laughs]. >> jimmy: she reported rear ended a silver mustang that was stopped at a traffic light. this is the car that she allegedly hit. zoom in a bit. you can see the vehicle suffered massive damage. it was just a fender bender. which for her is not a bad kind of bender as far as benders go. she was driving the same -- she was driving the same porsche when she hit somebody last month. is this how porsche tests the crash safety of their kars. around here we consider getting hit by lindsay lohan good luck.

take a quick poll of the audience, how many of you have been hit by lindsay lohan in a car? fewer than i anticipated. bottom line, she's not a good driver. meanwhile, there's some serious family drama in the jackson family right now. since michael jackson's death in 2009, his mother, katherine jackson, has had custody of his kids, paris, prince, michael and blanket. let's not forget he named a kid blanket. but over the weekend, paris who is 14 years old tweeted that her grandmother was missing and that she hadn't spoke on the her a week. this is the woman who is supposed to be watching them. germane jackson tweeted grandma is find and resting in arizona under doctor's orders. marlyn jackson said he was being kept away from his mother katherine jackson and blamed janet, randy, and jer main for it. this was a huge blowout on monday. some of it was caught on video tape. the police came in.

some reports said t.j. jackson put randy in a head lock and punched him in the mouth. i didn't know there was a t.j. jackson. i guess she veto's son. this whole family needs to go for a long moon walk in the park together and straighten this all out. grandma katherine had been kidnapped by her own children. last night katherine jackson appeared on "nightline" to let the world know she is fine. >> there are rumors going around me that i've been kidnapped. i'm here today to let everybody know i'm fine and i'm here with my children and my children would never do a thing like that, holding me against my will. that's very stupid. >> she is wearing a bullet proof wig. [laughs]. >> jimmy: since katherine left and went to arizona, a judge granted temporary custody of the kids to t.j. i hope t.j. is short for tee doe

j.r. we're running low on tee does. i hope they can figure it out soon. i'm busy keeping up with the kardashian. i have no time for the jacksons. what's happening with the family is unfortunate, when the jackson family is in the news, it's a lot of fun to hear the recorders say their names. >> katherine jackson is back home. >> i'm katherine jackson. >> katherine jackson. >> paris jackson. >> paris and prince. >> paris prince and blanket. >> t.j., paris and prince. >> paris and blanket. >> prince, janet and randy. >> t.j., t.j. >> t.j. >> tee doe. >> marlyn, jackie and tee doe. >> jermaine and janet. >> wow. there you have it. the jacksons [ cheers and applause ] unfor thely the only families famous family embroiled in legal battle right now. cody brown, the moted polygamist

stars on the tlc sister wives. he has filed a lawsuit against the state of utah challenging their ban on polygamy. sit a practice of marrying multiwomen at the same time. concept that was invented very long time ago by a man. and the utah attorney's general office has asked the judge to throw the case out. utah has a policy of not prosecuting people on polygamy charges alone. the judge said he doesn't want to throw it out and the attorney general may be trying to sweep this issue under the rug. how else are we going to replenish our preserve? it makes for great television. if i had one one wish, i would like to see a mormon version of the bachelor where he picks all 25 of them. [laughs]. >> jimmy: this is crazy, this is great video.

there was a fishing tournament held in san diego last week. one lucky competitor hooked into a 800 pound shark. >> oh my god! >> oh my god! holy [ bleep ]. >> look at that. >> oh my god! >> oh my god! >> one, two, three four. >> oh my god! >> oh my god, dude! >> don't let that thing off. >> jimmy: i love to hear people -- when people spot a shark, they get very excited. this is a video we showed a few weeks ago of a woman who had her fish stolen by a shark in

meritle beach. listen how nuts she goes. >> holy [ bleep ]. >> oh! it's all mine! it's all mine! >> it's a shark! >> it's a shark! a shark! it's a shark! >> it's st same -- that's the shark voice. other animals don't elis it that level of excitement. you would not here that screaming for something like that. >> oh my god! >> see, it doesn't really fit. [laughs]. >> jimmy: president obama had an event in new orleans last night. she was speaking to members of national urgen league. he gave young people there a lecture about competing with kids in other country. >> you're competing against young people in beijing and bang lore. they're not hanging out. they're not getting over.

they're not playing video games. they're not watching real housewives. >> jimmy: well, there you go. the president of the united states knows what real housewives is. we did it. we broke america. [laughs]. >> jimmy: by the way -- [ applause ]. >> jimmy: i don't know if you noticed, but what exactly was this. >> they're not getting over. >> jimmy: i understood hangs out. what the hell is getting over. what does that mean? does it make you pregnant? [laughs]. >> jimmy: more importantly, why does the president know slang thatty don't? i think obama's overall message is get serious and do your home work, kids. thanks for ruining summer vacation president buzz kill. there happens to be a lot of things our kids can learn from watching the real housewives. i have some examples right here.

>> costa rica is in mexico. >> if you want black man, you have to put some meet and potatoes on them bones. >> jimmy: thank you real housewives. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: the summer olympics begin tomorrow in london. the summer olympics are that special time over four years and it's okay to cheer for badminton. this is the 30th olympics. there are been more seasons of bachelorette. here is the fun olympic fact. first year in history in which every country participated sent at least one fe malcolm petter to. women are now competing in tae kwon do. this year women's boxing has been added to the competition. if there's one person -- it's a great thing. one person we can thank for paving the way for women in the

olympics it is this lady. we should pave the way. [laughs]. >> jimmy: if it wasn't for her, there would be no hope solo. >> di you know they give athletes a test to verify their sex? not what you think. it's a blood test. first they check their hormone levels and then they have them put on a pair of jeans. if the athlete asks does my butt look fat in these it's a woman. >> some of them are too attractive. we came up with a fun game to play tonight. you have to guess who this person is an olympic athlete or adult film star. it's a game we creatively titled olympian or adult film star. [laughs]. >> jimmy: you decide. is this an olympian or an adult film star. she is on the beach. she's -- but she also has i just

did it hair style going. [laughs]. >> jimmy: what do you think? film star. all right. that is an adult film star. sunny leon. that's what she says her name. next photo. olympian or adult film star? olympian. all right. we're mixed on this one. he is an olympian. italian fencer named alld. next we have this gentleman. cleavage. film star some are saying. he is not shaved. let's see. what is he? that is, yes, that is the captain of the u.s. mens water polo team. next up this is a tough one.

is snake charming an olympic event? adult film. okay. we are mixed but most say adult film star. that is an olympian. that is a field hockey player from the netherlands. three more. this guy looks like an athlete. wearing acidwash jeans. olympian or adult film star? that is kenny is an adult film star. people are so proud of themselves. [laughs]. >> jimmy: next up, all right, she is wearing lingerie, also sitting by the pool. olympian or adult film star? all right. well, we don't know for sure. that is, let's see, tennis

player. olympian. this is the last one, this one is diffult. olympian or adult film star? [laughs]. >> jimmy: we're going to go with both on that one. thank you for playing. one more thing shs it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> he found out today that a lot of londoners are already [ bleep ] up. >> you're 88. >> 88 today. >> world war ii vet and you [ bleep ] the queen. >> three times. >> three times? >> yes. >> i'm dr. phil and together we are [ bleep ] america. >> i've been really excited and nervous to [ bleep ] you especially. >> we need tax cuts for working americans not for [ bleep ] who don't need it. >> [ bleep ] calling the olympic rings or be my guest. >> have you ever been to a party and have to [ bleep ] a hole in

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. >> jimmy: tonight on the program, a gentlemen you may know from "man vs. food." he has a new show called "adam richman's best sandwich in america" on travel channel. adam richman is here. i hope he brings me a sandwich. and then, with music from this new album, it comes out tuesday, called "god forgives, i don't," rick ross from the bud light outdoor stage. hosting your own talk show is great because you get free index cards and you get to talk to people like our first guest. if you happen to have two spare hours next weekend, you can see her punching, kicking and wrestling kate beckinsale in a new version of the sci-fi classic "total recall." it opens in theaters august 3rd. please welcome, jessica biel.

[ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. so do you. >> congratulations on your engagement to that guy. >> thank you so much. oh, that guy. >> jimmy: what happened to your hand? did it get hit by a meteor. >> he did a good job. >> did he pick it out himself? >> yes, he did. >> >> jimmy: how did he do that. >> what do you mean? >>. >> jimmy: what guys know about diamonds. >> him, he does. he has class, i think. >> jimmy: he has it all. >> i like that guy a lot. >> jimmy: by the warks i want to thank you -- the last time you were here, it was not on the actual show, but we shot an exercise video together. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: we had many beautiful women in this exercise video and me. >> that's right. >> jimmy: it was called the hotty body exercise video. >> yes.

>> jimmy: amongst everyone that was there yorks you really stood out. >> did i? >> jimmy: yes, you did. let me show you why. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: that was remarkable. >> i don't ever need to see that again, ever, ever again. >> jimmy: just one more time. >> please. [ cheers and applause ]. >> jimmy: how do you do that? >> that is so horrifying. >> jimmy: i don't think of it as horrifying when i see it. >> did you see my face? >> jimmy: i saw it repeatedly. >> i think that was like many beyonce videos. >> jimmy: can by honest, i actually tried like to do it myself. >> did you film it?

>> jimmy: no. it would have to be an earthquake. >> i've never moved like that before or never after. that was an isolated experience. >> jimmy: it was something you learned in some exercise class or some movie you trained to beat somebody up with your stomach? >> i passed out when that happened. i don't remember doing that. >> jimmy: i passed out also. i speak for all of us when i say we passed out when that happened. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: that's a great skill to have. it really is. >> thank you. i'll try to cultivate that again somehow. >> jimmy: i hope you pass that on to your children and they to their children. can your grandma do that? is she able -- >> probably because one of my grandmothers is an incredible dancer. so that's probably where that was from. my other grandmother is an incredible artisan. >> jimmy: really? what does she make? >> we call her booels.

>> jimmy: she's a marine or something. >> nfl player or something. but she she paints, she makes things out of gourds. i didn't know what that meant until she was making that thing out of gourd. >> jimmy: worthless -- they're fruits or vegetables. >> worthless. >> jimmy: they use them for ma rack kas. >> she paints on them. she paints things and people and frogs and stuff. she is from florida. not only do we call her biel we call her road kill because she -- i mean. she cease quite a forward thinker. she would take a squashily sards and frogs in florida and press them beautifully into clay and would paint them and bake them and then send them to me as a necklace. >> jimmy: wow. [laughs]. >> i still have them. >> jimmy: so squirrels. >> no little frogs.

like a squashed lizard. like that. hanging on a chain with a bead and a beautiful braided thing. >> jimmy: you would wear this. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: does she sell them to people? >> no, never for profit. just for grandchildren. >> jimmy: would she kill the animals herself to get jewelry out of them. >> i don't know. she's a little shifty. she would have. i'm not sure. i don't think so. >> jimmy: does she come out to visit? she could make a lot of money off that sort of thing. >> i think so too. the last time i invited thoer come to a premier, she was to busy with the crafts and needed to stay at her workplace. >> jimmy: really? it was a travel weekend and lot of animals being run over. >> either the highway was jam packed. it was exciting. she was scraping. >> jimmy: your grandma is out on the highway looking around for dead things? >> i guess. yes. that's her on the side of the street. >> jimmy: nicely done biel.

do you do weird things like that? >> no, i don't do a lot of scraping of corpses. >> jimmy: what would you do over the summer as a kid? >> we lived in bolder, anything out doors you could imagine. skate boarding, bike riding, hiking, kayaking, everything. snow boarding during the winter. always outside constantly. >> jimmy: no sitting inside playing video games. >> no. the only game i had was mario 1 nintendo. it was a thing with my folks. >> jimmy: your parents with r strict about that. >> were you a tomboy? >> yes. my dad would say don't come back without a scratch. don't come back unless you have grass stains on your jeans. >> jimmy: really? >> then you've done something today. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was his fault. >> jimmy: my mother would scream at me if we came back with grass stap on our jeans. >> complete opposite.

get in the dirt now. get in there. >> jimmy: this is a strange family. are they all unnaturally good looking? >> my mother and father are incredibly beautiful people. thank them. i had nothing to do with them. >> jimmy: we all thank them. thank you guys. we'll take a break and come back and talk about total recall which is a lot of fun. jessica biel is here. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of jimmy kim el live are brought to you by bud right light. change my 11am to 2. [siri] ok marty, i scheduled it for today. is that rick? where's rick? [siri] here's rick. oh, no that's not rick. now, how's the traffic headed downtown?

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>> jimmy: you really beat the crap out of each other. >> yeah, we do. eyou fight a lot this this mu wi. >> we do. it was fun. it was weird though because kate and i, we always fight dudes, usually in movies. we fight girls in real life. you're fighting some guy, some vampire some crazy monster, but never fought another woman before. >> jimmy: is that different? >> yes. >> why? >> it's kate beckinsale. i don't want to make a mistake and punch her in the face. >> jimmy: right. >> plus her husband is right there staring at me. >> jimmy: he directed the movie. but he's probably rooting for you in that situation. let's be honest. >> it was so weird because -- i mean, girls fighting girls makes for terrible outtakes. >> jimmy: why? >> because it's not cool. we do the scene.

oh my god, my hair. i love you. you're so cute. you look so pretty. no, you look so pretty. that's literally what it's like. >> jimmy: that doesn't so sound so bad to me. >> it's not cool at all. >> jimmy: guys don't do that? they're not apologetic afterwards? you can actually punch those doods dudes. >> jimmy: they're okay with it. >> jimmy: i'm going to ask you to do me a favor. i've been working on a project this summer. i'm trying to rewrite my personal history. did you go to high school and go to prom? >> i was in show biz high school. i was working around when i started -- when i was a freshman and i was on set with a tutor for the most part and following different random kri curriculums. i ended up going to a couple of dances with my friend beverly mitchell who played my sister on

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has one of the greatest jobs imaginable -- he gets paid to eat. after surviving "man vs. food," his new quest is called "adam richman's best sandwich in america." watch it wednesday nights on travel channel. please say hello to adam richman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you?

>> thank you for having me jomplts. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. you're not a chef, not a food critic, you're just a guy who likes to eat? >> yes. you sound like i haven't done much in my life. >> jimmy: being a guy who likes to eat is important. we could be brothers. people might think adam richman showed up at their restaurant if i showed up with gene pool in brooklyn is very small. >> jimmy: they challenge you to eat an uncomfortable amount of food. >> or incredibly spicy food. >> jimmy: you have many challenges. what was your record? >> i did 59 of them. and i guess my win percentages is around 65, 67%, so it's almost as good as sat scores. >> jimmy: i don't know if we should be applauding that. i really don't know. now you have a much more reasonable show and a show that

i think must be a lot more fun. >> it's a blast. >> jimmy: you go around -- i've been doing this unprofessionally my whole life. trying to find the best sandwich is america. >> no burgers and no dogs, no pitas, no wraps and nothing open faced. we wanted to create what is between two slices of bred, bun, and we created the bite scale to evaluate squliem is the bite scale. >> bread, sbeer, taste and eating experience. >> jimmy: let's go through that. bread is something people take for granted. >> most people think it's for all the crap inside. it is not. it is not a crap conveyance device. it can make a really good flavor impact. something gets soggy half way through, it affects the eating

experience. >> jimmy: we have on the same wavelength. >> the interior is ingredients. i like different temperatures. different textures. spicy, something sweet to work against it. >> jimmy: i had a major -- i wouldn't call it discovery but a revelation when i was in high school i was working at a pizza place. he made the bread in the middle of night. the bread was hot and fresh and i would take -- melt the proef loan cheese on the bread and put it back in the oven a little bit. cold roast boof, lettuce, toe ma toe. and ifld go crazy for that. >> i'm arosed. >> jimmy: let's talk about the sandwiches. how do you find these places? just reputation?

>> so march madness style. ten regions. one is suggested by a celebrity and the other two are my picks. it's hard to pick two sandwiches to tip fie the whole region, but i did my damnest. our original hometown the northeast, kevin recommend pri manty brothers. it's from pittsburgh. >> jimmy: they put french fries on the sandwich. >> and we did philadelphia. >> jimmy: i have not had that. sounds good. >> bring an extra pair of trousers. delicious. and then pa stramy. >> jimmy: i've had that too. >> i know you were in tampa for a while. two of our sandwiches were in

tampa. >> jimmy: i've had it. >> jimmy: a blackened group ruben. >> jimmy: i've had that too. it's a local. >> you have this one, knock it out of the park. shrimp poe bow in new orleans. amazing. >> jimmy: i look them up before i go. i don't think we should be proud of this. >> that's the thing about sandwiches. it's just your imagination bound by two pieces of bred. i love every income group has a sandwich. every culture has a sandwich and now people brown bag it more than every, the food truck movement is super popular and it's a portable meal. >> jimmy: what about here in l.a. >> obviously fe leap the home of the french dip. >> jimmy: they invented the french dip sandwich. but i don't think it's the best french dip sandwich i've ever had. >> we're both from brooklyn.

>> jimmy: that's my old neighborhood right there. >> i literally y right across the street from there. i lived in the same neighborhood. >> jimmy: you can go gorge yourself and go exercise. >> or drown. >> what have you had here in the west. >> i love the restaurant sun of a gone. >> jimmy: they make a great sandwich. up in seattle, there's a place called sa lieumy. >> in the show. >> jae. >> we showcase their ox dale sandwich. >> jimmy: that's a great sandwich. >> jimmy: phoenix, arizona. >> everything is great from there. >> jimmy: couple of good places here, the god mother at bay city is here. >> i've heard about that also. san francisco, tons of great sandwiches. we covered wechslers, pulled

lamb sandwich. >> jimmy: i think we should run away together, really. i used to have an adam. >> i don't know any great sandwiches in vegas. >> jimmy: they have fancy restaurants. little place, nothing that jumps to mind. >> great one we used to go to called hot and juicy. >> jimmy: that's my old neighborhood. me and cleto group up right there. >> we had sort of frame out massage parlors with darkened windows and a red open sign. >> jimmy: that's it. do you remember exactly where that was? well, it's great to have you here. sounds like you're having a will the of fun. [laughs] [ cheers and applause ]. >> i have to say, as a fan,

honor to meet you, mr. barrett. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: adam richman, everybody. >> jimmy: "adam richman's best sandwich in america" airs wednesday nights at 9:00 p.m. on travel channel. when we come back, music from rick ross.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored bud light. >> jimmy: his new album, "god forgives, i don't," comes out next week. here with the song "so sophisticated," rick ross. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ let go ♪ i'm so sophisticated to get a verse from me you gotta be initiated ♪ ♪ to get a purse from me she gotta be sophisticated ♪ ♪ purchase a whip from me and never miss a single payment ♪ ♪ i'm from the city where the muslims even christians hate it ♪ ♪ even the black folk hate to see another made it tell all them pussies to chill champagne refrigerated ♪ ♪ just bought a chopper 'cause the last one got it confiscated ♪ ♪ counting a hundred mill so many times i contemplated ♪ ♪ you wanna be the hottest but that get complicated

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>> jimmy: i want to thank jessica biel, adam richman. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. the album "god forgives, i don't" is out next week. playing us off the air with "touch 'n you," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, rick ross. goodnight! ♪ ♪ she kissing on me biting on my bottom lip in the gallery all i get is buy me this ♪ ♪ conversations on the phone until the break of dawn combination to her home i gotta make her moan ♪ ♪ mean hustle got me chasing all this fast money viliaci all the sneakers now she touching cash money ♪ ♪ so sexy in them all black and sepy heel 50 stacks in her bag so