and kate plus eight, pitching a reality show. this time, a dating show. she is the date. it's like "the bachelorette" meets "the deadliest catch." it's interesting. if you are interested -- thank you. [ applause ] if you have any interest in dating kate goeslin, she enjoys long walks on the beach, not the beach you picked out, that beach sucks you are an idiot for choosing it. she likes quiet evenings by the place where the fire would be if you weren't so incompetent in case you couldn't get the duraflame lit. don't know if a dating show is a good idea, how would you know if a guy really likes you, or if he is just using you as a steppingstone to the octomom. you don't. i made a lot of fun of kate goeslin, over the years, i hope she finds true love or a new hair stylistout the nesay w show. the promo looks like a lot of fun. kate goeslin is back and ready to find the man of her dreams. whether he likes it or not.

12 men selected at random. shot with tranquilizer darts by sarah palin. transported to a deserted island. and hunted like animals by kate and her eight kids. who will escape? who will perish? and who will be captured and forced to marry kate? "escape from gosselin island." only on lifetime. [ cheers and applause ] a guy named manny perez from north carolina, driving to the airport with his wife and kids. some where along the way his wife fell asleep. so he decided to wake her up in the most terrifying way possible. >> so there is a truck getting towed and it looks like it is coming at us. and my wife is a sleep. we will see if we can scare her. >> dad!

daddy! >> babe, wake up, there's a truck! >> i'm sorry, honey. it was getting towed. >> that is a good one. very nicely done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a husband who knows how to keep romance alive. a lot of people have wedding videos, not often do you see a divorce video. here's some unfortunate news for america, a new study out of harvard university shows students in the united states aren't advancing as quickly as students in other industrialized countries. to me means students in other industrialized countries are nerds, but the study found that students in chile, latvia and brazil, advance three times as fast than american students, and in math,we rank behind chinang, we rank behind china, singapore and south korea, yeah, because the countries have a lot more asian kids to cheat off of.

it's not a fair comparison. our kids rank number one in cholesterol and having sex with their teachers. so we still have that. [ cheers and applause ] mitt romney's campaign got a big boost in the form of song, mitt romney has been using a clip of president obama singing "let's stay together." remember he sang -- he's been using it in a campaign ad. he had to stop because of copy right issues. romney supporter stepped in and wrote an original song -- the song is called "mitt romney a hero in my mind." i don't know what else to say other than it is enchanting. ♪ world war iii that's obama's plan for you and me ♪ ♪ what a crock it's the only hope he's got ♪ ♪ he can't be elected on his record it's a crime ♪ ♪ he should resign

♪ that's why i'm voting for mitt romney ♪ ♪ he's a hero in my mind ♪ i'm barack obama, and i approve this message. >> amazing being automobile to get the keyboard in ddle of the river, incredible. mitt romney is involved in a twitter controversy right now. normally his twitter audience increases by between 3,000 and 4,000 followers a day. somehow over the weekend he got 135,000 new followers which is a lot for someone who still has the the egg as their profile picture. some people believe the romney campaign bought a bunch of followers. you can do that, buy followers. the romney people deny it. others are suggesting most of his followers aren't even human they have twitter-bots, i guess computer programs, most what they tweet is repetitive nonsense. this is what one of romney's new

followers tweeted, lmao, lucky there was no time left on the clock. lol, homeboy. and here is the exact same thing from another follower. and from another follower. mitt romney -- they don't use the word dat with a "d." and dat doesn't happen. but even with the new followers, romney's followers is very low compared to obama's 17 million twitter followers. i don't know maybe he should think about signing up justin bieber. to be his runningmate. he's got a -- mitt romney doesn't have a lot of followers. i think it's because his tweetsg. it will be fun to play a little game. see if you can differentiate between mitt romney's tweets and the real tweets of kanye west. all right, it's time to play "romney or kanye." [ cheers and applause ] freedom, hard work, and innovation build successful

businesses. who tweeted that -- romney or kanye? audience:romney. kanye. >> jimmy: it was indeed mitt romney. we are off off to a bad start if you couldn't get that one. what about this one -- individuals pursuing their dreams build successful businesses? audience:romney! >> jimmy: that is mitt romney again. couple kanyes, yes. i'm going to make a book of my tweets, tweetbook. audience:kanye. >> jimmy: you are getting good. kanye. one more. i hate when i am on a flight and i wake up with a water bottle next to me, like, oh, great, now i got to be responsible for this water bottle. that was, maybe wasn't as difficult as the i thought. that was kanye west. congratulations, i think that makes you political scientists. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you -- youtube is trying to get their users to use their real names. when you post a comment on a

video, youtube gives you the option to post under your screen name or your real name. and if you don't use your real name, you have to tell them why. i told them i can't give them my real name because i am spiderman. let's keep that quiet. theoretically this would cut down on the number of vicious comments. i don't know our internet was built on a foundation of unnecessarily cruel and vicious attacks from hateful nameless bearded former blockbuster clerks. i mean what kind of a world is this if you can't anonymously attack a mother who posted a video of her laughing baby? what happened to our privacy, you know? i don't think this would work. i think they would have better luck trying to get strippers to use their real names than people on the internet. it would be nice if we had real names. we could round any one who has written the phrase and deport them to scandinavia, we can't. celebrities in particular get a lot of abuse on the internet especially on twitter. you have a direct connection. some people are inherently cruel.

some people write very harsh things to famous people without thinking about the fact that they're people. so tonight i want to give you a chance to think about it. what you don't see when you send a nasty tweet its that it can actually cause pain. over the last few months. we've been asking celebrity guests to read actual tweets directed at them. here they are for your amusement and hopefully reflection. ♪ if mike piazza's hair caught fire and someone put it out with a cast-iron skillet you would have danny mcbride. >> a new show where james plays james, guys get your backpack and boots, this is the apocalypse, i'm sure of it. >> i would rather chop my arm off and [ bleep ] myself with my detached limb than watch katy

perry the movie, what the [bleep] is wrong with the world? >> zoe dechanel is overrated. i think i'm underrated. >> do you know if you skinned larry king and ironed out his leather you could make enough coats to give one to every poor child in america. [ bleep ]. david spade. at least this guy gets right to it. >> i liked kristen stewart more when she was a boy. ♪ everybody hurts >> matt leblanc looks so old. what happened? why don't you go [ bleep ] yourself. it would climbed inside probably be like the [ bleep ] pacific ocean. >> ever since he shaved he looks like old, fat, justin bieber. thanks. >> dear god, give us back tupac and we'll give you justin bieber. >> doesn't bother me. i don't give a [ bleep ] what some nobody says about me.

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and then on thursday, jessica biel. from the travel channel, a man searching for the best sandwich in america adam richman will be here, and we'll have music from rick ross. so please watch us then too. >> jimmy: our first guest is a two-time oscar nominee you know him from "the town," "the hurt locker," "the avengers," and now he drastically improves the bourne franchise in "the bourne legacy" which opens in theaters august 10th, please say hello to jeremy renner. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i am a sucker for pop tarts. >> you made me eat one. >> jimmy: they're not hot. the toaster must not have been plugged in. how you doing? >> excellent. >> jimmy: a shot with him for tequila day? >> i didn't. during "avengers" red carpet. he was handing them out. >> jimmy: that's right you.

had a shot with him. he doesn't remember. doesn't know his name right now, unfortunately. i saw your movie today, it is great. i will say this -- i was exhausted after watching it. i can only imagine how you were after shooting it. you were fighting and running and running and running in how many different cities did you shoot that in? >> well -- really just three. new york, calgary, and manila, other side of the world. >> jimmy: yeah, right. wasn't all in front of a green screen in burbank. >> downtown burbank. >> jimmy: you are done shooting you have to travel for promoting the movie. >> press. >> jimmy: you have done that already? >> in the middle of doing that. flying around. i go to, i can't think about it. freaks me out. >> jimmy: do you get jet lag and that kind of stuff? >> it's like, wow i just realize how much traveling i do. a lot of times when you are on the plane, you have to sleep. i am not a good sleeper on the

plane. >> jimmy: i go out immediately on the plane. >> i wish i was like you only for that reason. ha-ha. >> jimmy: i got you. i got you. but you, do you like take -- >> literally i remember i had to fly from london to los angeles for dinner and then get right back on a plane to london. that's like, 10, 12 hours. i had to get off the plane to go to work if i had to sleep on the plane. i had to sleep. some body gave me pills like ambien. great. take a little sleeping pill. pop it. and realized nothing is happening, but something else is happening. i realize that -- very quickly that a was actually a little v on the pill, because not only did i not sleep the entire flight, i was camping happening. >> jimmy: somebody gave you viagra instead of ambien?

>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: first you need a doctor or new friends? >> friend of mine. friend of mine. >> jimmy: beginning of the flight? >> beginning of the flight. glass of wine. little ambien. no. >> jimmy: you are walking -- >> no walking. if i had to go to the restroom. i was embarrassed. >> jimmy: did any fellow passengers notice what was going on? >> most of them were sleeping. cool, i had, dennis hopper, god rest his soul, lying next to me. his daughter was there, playing with the glass menagerie, the thing on the ledge. halfway through the flight, i am playing with her, and on a second, man. i'm going to go to jail. i am going to get arrested. this does not look good. does not look good. >> jimmy: that's right. a great prank. how long were you on the flight? >> like 11 hours i think to get there. the flight attendants were sort

of in on the joke. you know. >> jimmy: they were? >> can we get you anything, mr. renner. ice, ice. i asked for aspirin. they won't give you aspirin on the plane. they've don't want the responsibility if you are allergic. i was in pain. help me out. >> jimmy: you think aspirin is going to help with that? >> i don't know, man. give me a hammer. >> jimmy: a hammer they will give you on the flight. you haven't been home much -- really look for a long time, have you? >> yeah, it's, a high class problem to travel around as i do. and working a bunch. really been home two weeks in two years. >> jimmy: you build houses, something you did professionally before you became successful as an actor. you still do that? >> yeah, still doing it. i love it. >> jimmy: somebody could hire you to fix their house up. >> i don't like working for other people. too many problems. >> jimmy: a new place you are working on now?

>> a new place. i came back and sort of realized, it becomes a problem where i was living. >> jimmy: why? >> you know -- starts with one thing, whatever, there is a lot of access -- by the canyon, a lot of hikers. and, i remember coming back on this, after two years, and i tried to sleep, and wake u fairly early like 8:00. 6:00 rolls around. i hear, let's stretch, pigeons! >> jimmy: what was happening? >> i'm looking around. let's stretch! i have to get up and i'm impressed. i'm really upset by it. it was 30 people stretching in the middle of the street, on my driveway. they're out there, a stretch team, 6:00 in the morning, ready to go up the canyon do their hiking. fine, dandy, stretch all you want.

not right on the drive. stretch and shut your mouth. i get my hose, pretending to water the plants. i have to -- >> jimmy: nothing you can do about that? >> exactly. >> jimmy: you move. >> i wanted to buy a paintball gun. instead of doing that i decided to move. >> jimmy: a nice idea. we'll take a break and come back and look at the new movie, the new "bourne" series that has been reborn. jeremy renner when we come back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] gillette. the best a man can get.

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>> are you okay? >> yeah. >> okay. >> that is jeremy renner in "the bourne legacy." the movie is called "the bourne legacy." jason bourne is not in the movie. matt damon is not in the movie. you are -- so -- there is no bourne in the bourne legacy? >> exactly. >> jimmy: just his legacy? >> wasyeah. >> was this an oversight on someone's part? >> i felt the same way. how do you make a bourne movie without the central character. then once i got the script. >> jimmy: i think it's better

without him. i really do. >> it's clever how they widened the perspective on the entire world that, that he was living in. and we realize that there were more programs other than treadstone and more, more assassins and agents that come out of that. >> jimmy: always a lot of very bad people out there, i have to say. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you in the movie there is one scene, it seemed like it might have actually been scary even as an actor when you're face to face with a wolf. and, you're in the snow. and, is that -- that's a real snarling that was in front of you? >> yeah, they have real wolves, beautiful in the winter when they're full and terrifying. my job is pretty easy to be terrified. they had hybrid wolves. and dog that kind of looked like wolves. all sorts of variations of it. but i felt as long as you had, they gave me some chicken livers

in my pocket.they will they said this, they will eat this and not eat your face. i am like, cool i will keep some chicken livers in my pocket. >> jimmy: did they try to get into your pockets? >> no, no. they were at a distance. there were people >> jimmy >> jimmy: they could wind up with a viagra in them. like "dancing with wolves."ou g. >> there you go. >> jimmy: you also ride a motorcycle around the streets of manila in the movie? are you really riding the motorcycle? >> yeah, yeah, it was terrifying. the wild west out there, t lig suggestions. the lines in the road are there for decoration. >> jimmy: it seemed like that, yeah. it seemed like, like -- it seemed like a bad idea really to me. >> kind of. but it turned out to be great. manila is a great sort of backdrop for that. and it helped us out for the look of the movie. and the intensity of it i think. >> jimmy: it all came out really good. i think matt damon should be very, very nervous. they will probably forget him after this. y. least we can keep our fingers jere, everybody.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, nas. our next guest is an emmy award winning actor on a very addictive show about making a very addictive drug. do yourself a favor and watch "breaking bad," sunday nights at 10:00 on amc. please welcome aaron paul. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: you look great, all dressed up. used to se on the show.ter on the show. congratulations on your emmy nomination. >> you as well. you as well. thank you. >> jimmy: and your engagement as well. >> i'm engaged to the perfect person. she is amazing. >> jimmy: she is. >> yeah. unbelievable. yeah. >> jimmy: that is a bad way to start the relationship. >> she is absolutely perfect. she is amazing. >> jimmy: did you meet on a tv dating show? >> no, no, no. we met at cochella. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, yeah, we met at cochella in the desert. >> jimmy: a big music festival for people who don't know. you found love. most people are just looking for a port-a-potty at cochella.

>> actually that's where i met her. no, that's not true. >> jimmy: how do you meet there? >> we had mutual friends. shocked i never met her before. she was dating someone. and then we, stayed in touch. and then the following year at cochella, we were both single. it was look this unspoken thing. we ran off and just danced the night away and had our first kiss on the ferris wheel. >> jimmy: wow. >> aw! >> jimmy: in front of the ghost of tupac. >> that was our one-year anniversary at cochella. we celebrated our one-year anniversary. >> jimmy: you should get married at cochella. >> i actually suggested that. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. i did. she was some what into it. i remember talking to her nana about it. she was like, "my granddaughter will not get married in front of a bunch of dizzy hippies." so anyway, nana wanted her granddaughter to --

walk down -- >> jimmy: having your first child at cochella would be a nice thing. >> that is a plan. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> amazing. >> jimmy: what is the first concert you want to out of curiosity? >> oh, my god. you guys are going to love this. it was new kids on the block. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> and new kids on the block. mc hammer. [ cheers and applause ] and vanilla ice.>> jimmy: all r. >> the sad part of the story is, vanilla ice got arrested at his previous show. he couldn't make it. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i know. tragic. >> jimmy: you didn't get to hear "ice ice baby" or other hits. >> i'm still sad. >> jimmy: not having the chance to see vanilla ice live in concert. you haven't lived yet if you think about it. i can't imagine you at that show. you must have -- how old were you? >> i was like 12.

the reason why i went, my older sister, danielle, she had this friend, paula. >> jimmy: oh. >> who i was just obsessed with. i said "can crush. i said "can i please go?" she said "yes." i was watching paula, stare at new kids on the block. i just want her to look at me that way that she looks at them. she never did which is fine. but it was still a great time. >> jimmy: you get very romantic at concerts? >> i do. i do. brings love together. >> jimmy: so happy "breaking bad" is back. two episodes into the season. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's -- it's been great so far. it seems like things are, i mean, seems like from the previews and, that sort of thing that things are about to get a little cras -- it is going to >> yeah, it's -- it is going to get so much darker than you could ever imagine. >> jimmy: i can't eve -- i don't believe that. how can it get darker than it is?

>> in the season we get darker, walter white is just becoming so venomous. >> jimmy: he is actually becoming evil. >> super, super evil. >> jimmy: brian krantz, was here last week, he was telling us that you tweeted. think we have a picture of the phone booth. yeah, that phone booth. you gave out the number. while you were on set you told people to call you. then you took phone calls for a while? >> yeah, literally the phone. we were there for a few dates. the phone rang. for like three days. >> jimmy: three days straight? >> people kept calling. >> jimmy: what was the strangest call you got? >> people were calling from all around the world. there was this girl from singapore. i could tell, she told me she was having a rough past couple months. i'm like -- it is going to get better, i promise. she goes, can i ask you one question. i just love you so much.

do you think jesse would make a good father? i'm like, well, yeah, maybe. i mean, not right now. once he stops cooking crystal meth. maybe down the road he would make a good father. >> jimmy: that is a strike against you in the father category. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: last week, a commercial with p-diddy. how did that happen? >> a random phone call. i guess he is an obsessed fan of the show. and -- he called and offered me this, this job. but actually right before that happened, my, my managers or agent's assistant called and said we have a strange request from puff daddy or p-diddy, sean combs, i don't know. his manager wants a signed autograph from you so he can give it to diddy. i'm like, what? i would play this voicemail to everybody i knew. i'm like diddy likes me. diddy wants to be my friend. >> jimmy: what did you write? what do you write?

>> i actually never did it. >> jimmy: you didn't do it. >> i'm sorry! i didn't do it. xwloous do -- you must do it for diddy. then a week later i got this offer to come out to vegas and party with diddy. >> jimmy: was it fun partying with diddy? >> it was everything that you would expect. it was crazy. >> jimmy: did you call him diddy the whole time? >> i didn't know what to call him. uh. >> jimmy: saying diddy to start with. you wonder. >> i don't know what to call him. such a great guy. he was. and -- >> jimmy: did you drink the whole time? >> not in the morning. but we started like 5:00 in the morning. so -- >> jimmy: i see. >> started drinking at 4:00 or 5:00. >> jimmy: in the evening? >> yes. >> jimmy: has the vodka commercial. have a few drinks. it is great. i am enjoying the show. i love it. i wish you had more of the season left. it is called "breaking bad" if you haven't seen it. see it. aaron paul. breaking bad, sunday nights,

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>> the heat wave is hitting everywhere. from southe from southern calio the other gone border california is sweltering in this august heat. in someplac

someplaces we see triple digit. that's putting a strain on the state power grid. good evening everyone. dan has the night off. >> i'm carolyn. the strain on the state power supply has led to a state wide alert for the next three days californians being asked to cut back on using electricity. lillian kim is live in danville where temperatures reached triple digit today. lillian? >> it's pleasant now but earlier today it reached 102 degrees here. hot. by any standard. danville thursday night street festival off to bit of a slow start. triple digit temperature may have kept people away. vendors did what they could to keep cool. how are you coping. >> fans are doing it. fans and water. >>reporter: organizers suspected it was going to be a hot night. told everyone to be prepared. >> we actually asked all the vendors to bring tent. stay out of the hot sun and keep themselves cooler. >>reporter: all the heat is

taking a toll on the california independent system operator which controls the state main power grid. cal ice issued flex alert starting tomorrow urging customers to reduce use e afternoon when air conditioning increases demand. >> they are not forecasting any blackouts at all but we are getting into a tight power supply situation because of the heat wave. >>reporter: part of the problem is that cal ice is trying to make do with less. san onofre nuclear power plant in southern california is shut down through the end of the summer due to small leak. today another log loss. >> we have had a very large power plant in southern california suffer from equipment failure last night. that's one of the reasons we have triggered the flex alert. >>reporter: flex alert lasts through sun. bay area resident meanwhile will do what they can to beat the heat. these kids took advantage of the poub fountain in do you want livermore this evening. while these women in danville rely on good old fashion oned ice

cream. >> sometimes it gets old. look forward to the summer but really hot summer aren't too enjoy be a. nice like 85 is good but this 102 i think it is right now is pushing it. >>reporter: about cal ice says one way to contribute over the next three days is to set the thermostat to 78 degrees. in danville, 7 news. 7 news. thank you. we broke one husz in several inland areas today. sandy how long is this intense heat going to last. >> long time larry. at least for a few more days. show you the inland heat today. places inland roasting. 103 livermor livermore. 102 fairfield. triple digit concord antioch. 103 clover dale. santa rosa pretty hot 95. 93 san rafael. 90 san jose. 101 south of there in morgan hill. if you really didn't like the heat all you had to do was move towards the coast. you can see the drastic difference. 68