tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC September 19, 2012 12:00am-1:05am PDT
12:00 am
jimmy kimmel is coming up next, see you tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" richard gear -- >> jimmy: what language do you speak? >> japanese. >> jimmy: everyone knows that, richard. >> name that nominee. >> he's big famous. >> black by -- >> he's josh radnor. >> jimmy: i like you too,
12:02 am
>> dicky: honda loves you back presents: guillermo's fairytale corner. >> guillermo: welcome to guillermo's fairy tale corner, where dreams come true. once upon a time there was a band called monsters calling home. monsters calling home was a little band with a big problem. they wanted to make a music video but they had no place to shoot it. all of a sudden one of them said, "lets shoot it in our honda cars. we love our honda cars." so they did. and the video was very good. that's when things got crazy. people from honda saw the video, and they loved it. they said, "we have to get this band on tv. let's love them back." so they hired monsters calling
12:03 am
home to perform in an empty theater. and then they said, "just joking! you are going to be on jimmy kimmel live!" the band was so excited. he was excited and look at her, she is crying. and they were even more excited when they got to meet the handsome prince! and tonight they are playing on "jimmy kimmel live" and everybody lived happily ever after. and that's the story of how honda loves you back. the end. >> dicky: help honda help these guys. hash-tag honda loves you back. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with richard gere, josh radnor, and music from monsters calling home. make the menu is crazy fierce!o you can taste the tension in the room. how did you get in here? [ berman ] new southwest flavors now part of applebee's 2 for $20. see you tomorrow. one try can relieve your nightly congestion
12:04 am
without the blowing the stacking the steaming. that's the transformative power of one ingenious little breathe right. try one free at breatheright.com and open your nose instantly. feel the power of air sleep like you mean it and rise to mornings alive with activity. breathe better, sleep better. one free try is all it takes. it's your right to breathe right! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] at&t. the nation's largest 4g network. now covering 3000 more 4g cities and towns than verizon. at&t. rethink possible.
12:05 am
there are some reactions you can't control, and some you can. please drink responsibly. but now you're saved clear men, with mint, ginseng, and tea tree. it feeds your scalp to stop dandruff at the source. clear men. feed scalp. stop dandruff at the source. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight richard gere, josh radnor, and music from monsters calling home, with cleto and the cletones.
12:06 am
and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. welcome. that's very kind of you -- don't think i don't appreciate it, because i do. i want to start tonight's show off with good news. there's now fewer than 50 days left than presidential election. it will all be over. i feel like this has been going on since i was in college. mitt romney has been having a difficult month. he trails obama in every major poll.
12:07 am
romney's been doing everything he can to get those numbers up and it's not really working. this is an interview he did with telemundo last night and i don't know why exactly i found this to be funny, but it is. [ speaking in foreign language ] >> jimmy: somehow, he sounds even whiter in spanish. romney also did an interview in english this morning. mitt and ann romney sat down to chat on live with kelly and michael. kelly ripa and michael strahan asked them a series of rapid fire personal questions, i guess the idea was to give us a chance to know who the romneys really are. it worked, because some of the insights they gave were, quite frankly, shocking.
12:08 am
>> donuts for me. >> peanut butter sand witch and chocolate milk. >> jimmy: whoa! take it easy axl rose! you've got a campaign to run! they asked the romneys a number of questions but this one, i think, was the most important when it comes to national security. >> honey boo-boo or snooki? >> i'm kind of a snooki fan. >> she had a baby now. >> look how tiny ease she's gotten. she's lost weight and energetic. her spark plug personality is kind of fun. >> see kids? i'm down with the gtl. i know where it's at. a lot of good stuff came out of this interview this morning but this i think was my favorite moment of them all. ann, what does mitt wear to bed? >> the best answer is as little as possible. >> that's i good answer. >> jimmy: wow. he's a naked sleeper i feel like we saw a whole new side of mitt romney today. he's into snooki. he likes to wear as little as possible to bed. sounds like someone's a little frisky on this campaign trail.
12:09 am
i don't know what's going on, but i like horny mitt romney! >> i like you too jimbo. >> jimmy: who's that talking? >> it's me! horny mitt romney! >> jimmy: well hi there. >> jimmy, i have to tell you right now, i am as horny as one of those cows they have down in texas. you know, the ones with the really long horns? what do you call them? jimmy: longhorns? >> that's the one. you know jimmy, i travel this great land, from state to state, and everywhere i go, you know what i see? jimmy: no. what? >> breasts, jimmy. hooters. headlights. gazongas. i see corn-fed american mammaries swollen with pride, from sea to shining sea. are you a breast man, jimmy? >> jimmy: well, i -- i'd rather not actually say. >> i am. i love'em give me a tight tank top with a
12:10 am
couple of nipples poking through and i am as happy as a welfare mama with a crisp five dollar bill! whoops! looks like i just stimulated my private sector! >> jimmy: yes, it does look like that. >> not bad! nothing wrong with the plumbing downstairs, am i right, jimbo? >> jimmy: i guess so. i'm horny mitt romney! hey, did i mention i sleep in the nude? >> jimmy: i think you did. >> you ever been to ohio, jimmy? you gotta come out with me. it's just backsides and jugs as far as the eye can see. >> jimmy: yeah, i -- i don't remember it being like that. >> hey, you see that kate middleton? has she god a backside on her, hey, jim-jim? >> jimmy: well, thank you horny mitt romney. >> it was my pleasure to be here. check me out my twitter! @hornymittromney.
12:11 am
>> jimmy: that's a surprise. as you say, you know what my favorite part of that was? four adults spent all afternoon figuring out how to build a puppet erection. and they didn't really figure it out right. arnold schwarzenegger has an autobiography coming out on speaking of puppet erections on october 1st. to promote it, he's recording voice mail greetings for select fans. each week leading up to the book release, arnold picks one lucky fan and records a personalized outgoing voicemail message for them. do people still use voicemail? unless you are older than 60 or were born without thumbs there is no reason to leave a voicemail anymore. just text. anyway a guy named tyler baker won last week, so if you were to call tyler now and he didn't pick up, this is what you would hear. >> get to the chopper! hey, we can kill it, remember that. all right.
12:12 am
no, just joking. this is tyler baker. yeah, you called the right number. hold on. i will call you right back. remember, if you screw it up, you will be the next victim of the predator, aftta lavista, baby. >> he probably gets a lot of messages that say i'm not sure if i have the right number i'm trying to call tyler. that message was 30 seconds long. if i call you and have to sit through a 30 seconds of arnold schwarzenegger rambling, not only won't i ever call you again. i'll probably key your car. in addition to the voicemail contest, arnold also shot a trailer to promote the book. this was a good idea. i have to admit this autobiography wasn't something i was particular interested in until i saw this. >> if my life was a movie, no one would believe it. the directions i've chosen. the careers i have conquered. i started out as a body builder
12:13 am
from austria to become the strongest and most muscular man in the world but i had bigger dreams. i wanted to be in movies. i came to hollywood and within a decade, i was one of the biggest action stars of all time. astalavista, baby. then i took the greatest gamble of my life. i went into politics, became governor of one of the largest economies in the world. i solemnly swear i will support the constitution of the united states. i went from being the terminator to being the governator. this story, you know. are you ready for the story? you don't know? wow. wow what a title!
12:14 am
it was a long journey, i know, but i hope it was worth it. big news out of chicago. after a long week and a half for parents. chicago teachers today voted to end their strike. which means almost 400,000 students are heading back to class tomorrow. that's good news. the teachers didn't get everything they wanted - but they did get more money - and prevented the school district from increasing class size they claim that some classes have 45 kids in them. which is -- no teachers should be responsible for more children at one time than the octomom. neat my opinion. so, good news for teachers, good news for parents - and the worst news ever for kids. and one more thing. on sunday night, i am hosting the 64th annual primetime emmy awards here on abc. and in anticipation of the emmys, i thought it would be fun to play a game with our celebrity-obsessed friend yehya. and i was right, it's time to
12:15 am
play "name that nominee!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. first let's meet our contest ands. they were randomly selected from our studio audience -- what is your story and where you are from? >> hi, jimmy, i'm from minnesota. and i do -- i work as a civil engineer. >> jimmy: very good. aerial is here too. where are you from? >> i'm from san francisco and i teach pilates. now let's meet the star of "name that nominee" it's yehya! come on out yehya. i met yehya outside of a movie theater a year ago. his hope is getting his picture taken with celebrities. how many stars have you taken a picture with, yehya? >> everybody in italy, france, american, all over the world. >> jimmy: you should be very good at this then. contestants
12:16 am
there is a reason you are blindfolded. and that is this. we're going to show yehya a photograph of an emmy nominated actor or actress, he will describe that person the best he can without saying their name. and your job is to guess the emmy nominee. are you ready for this? >> ready. >> yehya, are you ready for this? >> i'm ready, yes. >> jimmy: for each correct answer, you'll win $100. are you ready players? are you ready yehya? let's begin. who is our first emmy nominee? >> jimmy: and not only do you >> jimmy: what is the even? alec baldwin. our next nominee is -- >> the one next to him -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, you don't need to describe yourself.
12:17 am
>> what happened? >> jimmy: we're just showing him. all right. all right. who is this lady? >> the lady, with the italian, hair like this. and the guy that's bold on the front. you know him? >> jimmy: it's not a him it's a her. let's focus on her. >> she did funny show -- >> jimmy: mike. is it chelsea handler? >> i have to pass. >> jimmy: it is -- tell us who this is. >> the lady -- i don't know her name. she's the one, that is with the comedian -- >> it's julie louis-dreufus is the name we're look for and she looks excited to be with you. our next nominee is this gentlemen. >> this guy, he's the one make
12:18 am
no country for old men. . what? >> yeah, he make the movie "no country for old men." he's the one -- he's like military and give the letter for the military -- i don't -- >> he used to be on a tv show. do you remember that? >> a long time. yeah. i don't know the name. >> jimmy: tell some more stuff about him. >> he's the one -- he don't take picture. i got one with him. you know? i forget his name. >> jimmy: do you have a guess, mike, aerial? let's see who this person is. yehya who is that man you're posing with? >> i don't know, i forget. >> woody harrellson is the name we're look for. woody harrellson. all right. now do you understand? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's in the movie "no country for old men." >> never mind, yehya. all right.
12:19 am
our next nominee is -- oh, yes. >> she makes family on tv. big, tall, very funny. >>. >> jimmy: mike. >> sophia vergara. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> who is that guy? >> he's my friend, paparazzi. >> jimmy: our next nominee is -- oh, everyone knows him. >> that's the guy, he used to make the music with simon. >>. >> jimmy: oh, he used to make the music with simon. you say you're good or you're bad. you go -- now he make show -- he's with simon, long time with paula abdul. >> simon -- >> randy jackson? >> no, not correct. >> the one talking. he's not sit.
12:20 am
>> jimmy: he's not sit, he talk. >> ryan seacrest. >> there you are together. who else do we have on the big screen? okay. do you know? >> she told me she's lebanese. >> kate winslet? >> no. >> she's the one in the bed, she break his legs in the movie? she's in "titanic." you know how we eat -- >> earl aerialle somehow a guess? >> she's in "titanic." big famous. she won oscar. >> jimmy: i'm sorry we ran out of time.
12:21 am
yehya, name this nominee. >> i know her but i forget her name. >> jimmy: let's do one more. here we go. >> all right who is this gentleme gentlemen. >> that guy that made the movie for africa. he do the show on tv. shark. shark something. >> he's big famous. black guy. >> jimmy: he's a black guy. tell him more about him. what has he been in. >> she's -- oh, niece "ocean 13" and ocean 12. mike. >> don cheadle? >> don cheadle. take your mask off. there you are together. thank you, yehya. we've run out of time. and not only do you win the money, we're sending you both home with a fabulous prize! dicky tell them what they've
12:22 am
won! >> dicky: jimmy, they are going home with the "name that nominee" home game! let hollywood's favorite photohound confuse you and your friends in the comfort of your home. it's the "name that nominee" home game - available where ever imaginary board games are sold. >> jimmy: thanks to yehya, thanks to mike and aerialle. where are you going? we have music from "monsters calling home" we'll be right back with richard gear. stick around. oath oath
12:23 am
♪ [ male announcer ] did you know, all those screens are sucking moisture from your eyes, causing irritation and dryness. really? [ male announcer ] revive your eyes with visine®. only visine® has hydroblend to soothe, restore and protect eyes for up to 10 hours of comfort. aaaahhh... [ male announcer ] visine® with hydroblend. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] prepare yourself
12:24 am
for the feeling of more water without using more water. with the unique wave pattern of delta h2okinetic technology. another way delta is more than just a shower. see what delta can do. ♪ [ male announcer ] start with a simple idea. think. drink coffee. design something totally original. do it again. that's good. call in the engineers. call in the car guys. call in the nerds. build a prototype. mold it. shape it. love it. give it a starting price under 16 grand. take it to the track. tweak. tweak. tweak. stop. take it to the car shows. call the critics. call the marketing team. get a celebrity endorser. he's perfect. i am? [ male announcer ] yes, you are. making a groundbreaking car -- it's that easy. ♪ been shopping so smart, cash back with your freedom card getting cash back on what? close shave and haircut fan for the ceiling.
12:25 am
12:27 am
we have music from monsters call home. tomorrow night. julie will be here from the new richard gere movie and we'll have movie from afghan wig. sunday night i'll host the prime time emmy awards right here. festivities begin on 7:00 eastern, and 8:00 i'll squeeze into spanx and start things off. how first guest is getting rave reviews, from the new richard gere movie "arbitrage" nate parker will join us, and we'll have music from the afghan whigs. so join us then as well. and on sunday night, i'll be hosting the 64th annual primetime emmy awards right here on abc. the festivities begin at
12:28 am
7 eastern, 4 pacific with the red carpet arrivals and then at 8:00. i'll squeeze into my spanx and start things off. our first guest is a very fine actor whom you know from movies named "pretty woman" "chicago", and "an officer and a gentleman." he is getting rave reviews for his newest called "arbitrage" it is in theaters now. please welcome the beautiful richard gere. richard gere. how are you doing? >> jimmy: thank you very much. it's great to have you here. >> we've never met before. this is the first time we've met. >> jimmy: people use think i'm you. i always thought it was a weird thing. in person i see what it is. >>, actualliment you could be my brother. >> jimmy: you live in new york. >> i do. >> jimmy: you don't work in hollywood much? >> i haven't been here in ten years since i've been out hire. >> i've been out here about but i don't do anything. >> jimmy: do you hate it out here? >> no, i just live in new york. >> jimmy: i heard you coach your son's little league team. >> who told you that? >> jimmy: one of the guys work here. >> this is actually the first year i haven't coached. he's now out of little league and now in travel. you know about travel? >> jimmy: traveling teams. you take your kids to travel?
12:29 am
who does the driving? we have a lot of drivers up here. a lot of mops. >> jimmy: is it caravan? >> what do you play? soccer, cool. my son does not play soccer, he likes baseball. >> jimmy: your son is an american, he don't like soccer, he plays baseball. >> american, our national pastime. >> jimmy: your son's name is homer, which is a great name for a baseball player. >> perfect one. he does bat very well. >> jimmy: in which case he strikes out it's embarrassing. >> he never embarrassed me. he's a great pitcher, he plays shortstop. this year he's in second base. because he's in a league, like an all-star team he's on. >> jimmy: i got you. are you a tough coach, easy coach? >> i'm good cop. we have two other bad cops. >> jimmy: do you hug the kids as they come in? >> everything is great. there needs to be bad cops. i coach my son's basketball
12:30 am
team. >> you're a bad cop? >> jimmy: no, i was a good cop. good cop in charge is a bad idea. kids run around and do whatever they want. you need someone there to yell at children. >> we have someone that yells at the children. >> jimmy: in my family we have aunt chippy who yells at aus all of the time. do you bring a cooler full of orange slices and pour he awer the game? >> no there's always a mother bringing cookies a father bringing all of the water. >> jimmy: are there a lot more mothers coming to the game nowta you are coach? >> you wouldn't ant to know the. i coached for seven years, no one asked for a picture the entire time. >> jimmy: they probably thought you were me? >> they call me jimmy and i don't turn around.
12:31 am
>> jimmy: here's another thing, you auctioned off a big collection of guitars. and you auctioned them off for charity. >> what do you have? you have a v up there. actually albert king's v i auctioned off, a 1958. it was -- before it went into production. >> jimmy: why did you auction -- for charity? >> i could build a hospital with that. are you kidding? it was amazing. >> jimmy: how many did you actually end up losing? . i sold over 100. the old amps, bulks and really great collection of stuff. >> jimmy: where do you even keep these? >> why am i talking with you, they know -- >> jimmy: the guy you're talking to speaks no english at all. not a word. has no idea what you're saying.
12:32 am
do you like this guy? >> jimmy: luckily he still speaks no english. was it hard to let them go? you get stuff and collect it over the years. >> that's a real gift -- >> it sure is. i kept 25 kit guitars, the one i'm playing all of the time. >> jimmy: you continue to purchase guitars? >> done, done. i don't know how i ended up with all of them. it was just my guitars. >>. >> jimmy: did people give them to you? >> i guess people knew -- where do you buy guitars? he doesn't speak english. he speak english. and japanese. >> jimmy: everyone knows that, richard. >> nagasaki.
12:33 am
>> you didn't know that. >> jimmy: you're allowed to speak. look at that, it's a mazing. >> there's guitar shops, voltage guitars out here. there was norm. norm got an incredible es-35 blond -- >> jimmy: from cheers? who is norm? >> norm from the guitar shop in valley. >> you guys know everything. if you want to go over there you're welcome to. you can come and sit and play with them and everything. >> the guitars -- i never knew -- i never saw guitars together. when i was selling them at chrissy's, they had them all polished and lined up there. i never seen that before. it was so beautiful. the guitars themselves just gorgeous things. gorgeous to look at, hold and
12:34 am
play. they are magic. >> sounds like you want them back. >> i want them all back. >> jimmy: is your wife happy they're out of the house? >> she made me sell them. >> jimmy: you should destroy something she loves. >> me. >> jimmy: when we come back -- i saw your movie today. it's really great. it's a thriller. it's doing very well. >> getting oscar buzz -- >> oscar bugs? >> jimmy: they're bringing in some specialist, but we'll have more with richard gere when we come back. ♪ [ male announcer ] what happens when a beer tastes
12:35 am
12:36 am
12:39 am
everybody wins. >> yes. if we sell the company. >> if i love four. >> you don't have to lie. that's why i didn't tell you. >> i'm a chief investment off efrs, what do you think they'll say at the deposition. she didn't know? they'll take away my brokers license. >> did you want me to let our investors go bankrupt? is that what you wanted? you wanted people to get -- >> you have the audacity -- >> no, because it's my job. it's illegal. it's illegal and i am your partner. >> you are not my partner, you
12:40 am
work for me. that's right. you work for me. everybody works for me. >> >> jimmy: richard gere! "arbitrage" is in theaters now. that say good movie. >> that is my daughter. >> your movie daughter. >> she's also the ceo of my company. >> jimmy: it's an exciting movie. is it based on anyone? did you research the role of a rich guy -- well, you are a rich guy. i guess you didn't need to -- >> i used to be a lot richer. >> jimmy: before the guitars went out the window? >> this is a director. >> he wrote a script. terrific script. i don't know about you guys there aren't that many great movies made. they are about people, emotions. they're about something really impacting their lives. this is one of those scripts, we
12:41 am
made a lot of these in the '70s and '80s. this he are not made that much anymore. this is adult movies about people. >> jimmy: how does a director convince you to be in it? susaner is an done use susaner too. >> the parts were all great. it was a bit af leak. he made the documentary before, but he had written this script. >> he came from this world. both of his parents were traders. he know this world very well. >> he's in his early 30s. he's a young man. the depth he was able to explore in all of fleece characters. a full range of levels of society, racial backgrounds. each one is unique and rich and potent in terms of dramatic places --
12:42 am
>> i agree. i agree. it's very good. it's one of those movies that you think you know how it's going to end and let's not how it ens. >> there will be argument when you leave the theater too. >> jimmy: i think i know -- i guess i would argue with somebody. i think i know he gets away with it. >> you want them to get away with it. >> jimmy: i'm surprised you're even here. >> i am surprised you're here. yes. >> jimmy: i suspect. more so, you seem jovial to me i thought you were a serious guy. i thought you had your work cut out for me. you seemed very relaxed. i figure you'd be praying or something here. >> no, i took a lot of drugs before i came out here. >> you're medicated. that's the secret. if you twoopt seat movie
12:43 am
"arbitrage" is in theaters now. richard gear is in it. >> okay, i want everyone now -- ♪ we'll be right back with josh radnor. [ berman ] one appetizer and two entrees for 20 bucks is a crazy deal! and the competition to make the menu is crazy fierce! you can taste the tension in the room. how did you get in here? [ berman ] new southwest flavors now part of applebee's 2 for $20. see you tomorrow.
12:44 am
keys, keys, keys, keys, keys. ♪ well, he's not very handsome ♪ to look at [ sighs ] ♪ oh, he's shaggy ♪ and he eats like a hog [ male announcer ] the volkswagen jetta. available with advanced keyless technology. control everything from your pocket, purse, or wherever. that's the power of german engineering. ♪ that dirty, old egg-suckin' dog ♪ that's the power of german engineering. you misare you sure?et toss. eeeee! yeah. i get all my friends' pics as soon as they take them. really? you just missed an awesome dance off between the dads. oh... wow! (laughing) you just missed the cake fight. seriously? everyone's taking pictures like they're paparazzi. are we missing that? we're not, check it out. aww, yeah, haha. excuse me.
12:45 am
vo: get all your friends' photos automatically with share shot on the galaxy s3. hey! first dance! are you kidding me??? ♪ but between check-ups, it goes through a lot. ♪ tartar builds and that feeling fades. with new listerine® ultraclean™, you can keep it dentist clean. it's the only mouthwash with proven tartar control and new everfresh™ technology for a powerful dentist clean feeling up to 3x longer. ahhhhhhhh. [ male announcer ] keep your mouth dentist clean with new listerine® ultraclean™. power to your mouth™.
12:48 am
if you're going to be in the los angeles area and want to see the joe go to jkl tickets.com. ever since they asked me to host the emmys my life has gotten a lot easier. >> how do you feel about me hosting next time? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy kimmel hosts the primetime emmys live sunday at 7:00 eastern at 4:00 pacific. thanks, john. on abc. for my terrible allergy congestion,
12:49 am
12:50 am
♪ we're gonna have, we're gonna have ♪ ♪ we're gonna have a good day [ female announcer ] wouldn't it be nice if we focused less on the number and more on how the fit makes us feel? ♪ and all my ladies got pride today ♪ take the special k challenge™. drop a jean size in two weeks and slip into size sassy. so many delicious ways to get started at specialk.com. what will you gain when you lose?™
12:52 am
12:53 am
and is the director and star of the new tv series "liberal arts." you can see it in select theaters now. please welcome josh radnor. >> thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it's a big deal to make your own movie. a guy who writes it, directs it and stars in it. >> you rangeled quite a cast for yourself. >> it's me, elizabeth olsen, zac efron, liz reecer. great people. >> jimmy: is that through personal relationships that you get them to do that? >> richard was in the first movie. the rest i bet -- elizabeth olson i met along the way.
12:54 am
allison janning, you seduce her in the film? >> she seduces me. >> jimmy: even better. did she knew that before she signed on? >> oh, she knew. she read the script. did she think she's okay with ha? >> she didn't seem to have any objections. >> did that go all right? >> it was good. it was our first day of working together. if this kind of post kucoital scene. my parents stopped by and said could be stop by the set. forgetting the that's day i'll have the sceny allison januanin. she's great. she wants to figure out what happened with the characters. she could describe, this is what i think happened sexually and then turn to the mike and say
12:55 am
other, mr. and mrs. rader in. >> jimmy: was it hard to get into it with mom looking on? maybe you had them internally come on? >> that is creepy. oh, you created a movie so you could sleep with elizabeth olson? no, i created the movie to sleep with allison janning. >> you shot the movie at your alma mater. >> i took a film crew back to this small hilltop in ohio surrounded by corn fields. >> you stayed in dorms? >> everyone stayed in dorms. >> did you stay in our own dorm? >> no. >> did all of the actors stay in the dorms? >> almost. >> did you have a roommate? >> i had a roommate. we in the apartments, and they were disgusting, really horrible. there was this unplaceable stain on the floor and this smell, that just washed over you, like
12:56 am
beer and something else. it was horrible. we tried to look around for another place. we got the best one. they were also destroying the storms. they bulldozed them in the morning. they were done with these dorms. we were the last tenants in these godorms. >> is there a statue of you? >> jimmy: allison janning went there as well. >> no, no statue. there's not a wall. it's like a bulletin board of fame and it's really small. like if you have anything going on. they'll like thumb tack it up. and there was nothing of me up there. >> there wasn't much going on there. that's what you aspire to. you want to be on the bulletin board. >> jimmy: who else was on the
12:57 am
bulletin board? anyone we would know? >> allison janning. no, there are a lot of other people doing cool things. >> jimmy: now you're on "how i met your mother" what season is this? >> 108th season. >> jimmy: are you doing a 9 nooent season in. >> we don't know. there's a lot shifting around. >> jimmy: you have to know. >> you have to wrap it up. >> there will be an angry mop of people expecting us to finish i it. >> you're tweeting now as well. you posted this picture from africa. >> it looked horrible in person. i was in serengeti. i got bit.
12:58 am
it's a nairobi fly. it spread a toxin. as you scratch it it gets worse. i tour aid hospital in rwanda, i said what is going won my neck. they said it's just a mark, it will go away. >> jimmy: were they right? >> it's still like a little bit. >> i felt like it was my battle score. i felt like i earned something. it was silly. i felt pretty tough. >> i guess the lesson is, don't go to africa. >> you were just there. >> jimmy: i was there. >> where were you? >> i don't know, somewhere where there were animals. >> i was in south africa. i didn't get bit by anything. >> you haven't been to africa. >> you're probably right. >> jimmy: congratulations on the movie. >> it's rolling out in different city and also on video on demand.
12:59 am
1:01 am
[ typing ] ♪ ♪ [ camera shutter clicks ] ♪ gets her every time. [ male announcer ] it's hard to resist the craveable nature of the salty peanuts, dark chocolate, and smooth peanut butter in nature valley sweet & salty nut bars. irresistible. by nature valley. >> jimmy: these guys are from right here in los angeles making their television debut with the song "fight to keep" monsters calling home. [ cheers and applause ]
1:02 am
♪ i wanted more than what we could do ♪ ♪ because i am a whole other n man ♪ ♪ there ain't no stopping me when i'm falling ♪ ♪ yes i'm falling for you ♪ i left my heart on the top of a window sill it fell apart when the winds pulled it down ♪ ♪ on the ground where the sun drove the colors deep in the summer heat the colors seem to drown ♪
1:03 am
♪ in the summer heat the colors seem to drown but you pulled up the colors ♪ ♪ with a simple tune you breathed a song and you dusted off the sand you put the pieces ♪ ♪ on your sleeve you gave my heart to me you looked so pretty that i fell upon my knees ♪ ♪ you looked so pretty that i fell upon my knees and from the ground i saw your face ♪ ♪ you spoke of love and you sang of grace but come the night when the light is gone ♪ ♪ it's in the dark that my deeds are done what i've done in darkness i must turn away ♪ ♪ this mended heart was meant for so much more though the wind is telling me that it's okay ♪ ♪ i'll stand my ground till i hear the kingdom come stand my ground till i hear the kingdom come ♪ ♪ so i will fight to keep
1:04 am
the fire burning in the night for i found words to keep me still ♪ ♪ and though i'm prone to go and make the same mistakes i hear your voice ♪ ♪ calling out my name and from the ground i saw your face you spoke of love ♪ ♪ and you sang of grace but come the night when the light is gone it's in the dark ♪ ♪ that my deeds are done and from the ground i saw your face you spoke of love ♪ ♪ and you sang of grace but come the night when the light is gone it's in the dark ♪ ♪ that my deeds are done i'll fight to keep the fire burning in the night
156 Views
IN COLLECTIONS
KGO (ABC) Television Archive Television Archive News Search ServiceUploaded by TV Archive on