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tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> people laugh at me but these are the reason why i keep my spanx in the freezer. >> zooey. >> i hold this power have over men. here they are. and maggie grace. >> you have clues you can help us with? >> long hair.
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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, and this is guillermo. at the end of the month, we're bringing our show, "jimmy kimmel live," to brooklyn, and our friends at subway are helping us get there. we'll be live from october 29th through november 2nd. we have many fun guests and surprises planned for the trip. are you excited, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. i'm very excited. >> jimmy: is that why you're dressed so ridiculously tonight? >> it's my new look for brooklyn. >> jimmy: do you know much about brooklyn? >> i know everything about brooklyn. fuhgeddaboutit. >> jimmy: really? so if i asked you some questions about brooklyn, you would know the answers? >> si, jimmy. fuhgeddaboutit. >> jimmy: okay, i'll ask you some trivia questions, and if you answer any of them correctly, you'll get a sandwich from our friends at subway. >> o you kay. what is the name of brooklyn's most famous bridge? >> the brooklyn bridge?
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>> jimmy: kind of ruined it. i didn't think you would get that right. let's pretend you got that wrong. that's incorrect. question number two. there is a huge race in november with thousand of runners. name that race. >> some -- >> jimmy: i didn't think you would get that. that is wrong. yes. close enough. the marathon. final question. number three. you know what, actually, would you like some help with this question? >> yes. >> jimmy: for this last question, you can have some help from a member of our studio audience. underneath someone's chair is a subway gift card. whomever has the gift card can come on up here and help guillermo out. you have to have the gift card. don't bunl opull one out of you wallet. all right. this is a much harder question. this will put your knowledge to
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the test, guillermo. what is your name? >> tony. >> jimmy: perfect. we needed a tony here. subway's bmt sandwich gets its name from the the brooklyn manhattan transit subway line. >> didn't know that. >> reporter: what does bmt stand for? confer with guillermo. what does bmt stand for? >> brooklyn metro transit. >> reporter: that is wrong but we don't care because this wasn't a real game show. you know what we'll do, tony? we'll take you with us to brooklyn to see the show while we're out there, all right? [ cheers and applause ] you and a friend can come with us to see a show in new york at the end of october. thank you guillermo and thank you our pals from brooklyn. see you in brooklyn. >> dicky: october at subway, get a free 6-inch sub of your choice
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when you buy any 6-inch sub and any drink before 9:00 a.m. hurry in to get your free sub. october only! subway. eat fresh. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with zooey deschanel, maggie grace and music from eclectic approach. [ cheers and applause ] get a free 6-inch sub of your choice when you buy any 6-inch sub and any drink before 9am. that's right! buy any 6-inch subway sub and any drink before 9am to get your free 6-inch sub. october only, so hurry in!
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to get your free 6-inch sub. have youdéja, deja-vu?, deja, the headphone jack is going to be on the bottom. (explosion noise) welcome back! guess the galaxy s3 didn't work out. no, i love the gs3. it's awesome. i'm just saving a spot in line for someone. hey! hey! mom, dad! oh, thanks for holding our spot. you guys have fun. home by midnight you two. hahaha vo: the next big thing is already here. the samsung galaxy s3. wait honey, this is the line for apps. i stand... yep! so the production of twix was divided between two separate factories. left twix factory cascades caramel and chocolate onto cookie, while right twix factory flows caramel and chocolate onto cookie. today they share nothing, but a wrapper and a driveway. try both and pick a side.
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plus the perfecting color of a bb cream equal? introducing the newest beauty trend. total effects cc cream c for color. c for correction. [ female announcer ] fight 7 signs of aging flawlessly. cc what's possible. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zooey deschanel, maggie grace and music from eclectic approach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for being here.
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that doesn't go unnoticed. i appreciate that. i'm glad you have energy. very, very hot here today over 100 degrees today. i wonder if the sun knows it's october? because days like these i'll tell you, people laugh at me but these are the reason why i keep my spanx in the freezer. [ laughter ] see you all survived carmaggedon, they shut 405 down over the weekend, the mayor asked the people of los angeles to stay off the road while crews demolished the mulholland bridge. even our highways get cosmetic surgeries. next week bruce jenner's face will be shut down for a weekend. despite the fact that the closed the most congested freeway in america traffic was not a problem, people did stay away from the 405, some because they
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were worried about traffic, others because they were using apple maps and couldn't find the 405. i gist stayed home and watched football. wasn't a problem. this is from the eagles/jets game last night. you note prerecorded intros when the players state their name and what school they went to, kro marty had fun with that. >> ryan -- >> mississippi state. >> dominique rodgers-kcomartie. >> elementary. >> straight from fourth grade. did a similar thing with the bengals and jaguars, regular referees back to work this week after the lockout so someone decided to get their name and school affiliations on the air, too. >> ed, university of text, el paso.
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>> pittburg state. >> university of california, riverside. >> jimmy: somebody's happy to be out of the house. either that, or the new labor agreement include three crest white dp strips. justin bieber had an embarrassing moment on stage saturday night. he kicked off his "believe" tour in phoenix and midway through the show he vomited on stage. and he didn't just throw up once, he threw up twice, which you know once is an accident, happens twice, maybe the songs are trying to tell you someth g something. [ laughter ] fortunately, for everyone, someone caught this all on videotape. there he is. justin and that -- you see, look here he doesn't, it's not vomit, it's butterflies and rainbows. after the show, justin tweeted about it he said, milk was a bad
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choice, lol, line from the movie "anchorman" but could also be the start of the most boring episode of vh-1s "behind the music" ever. ikea has a store in saudi arabia and because of the local sensitivities in saudi arabia, ikea airbrushed all of the women out of their catalog or photo dp shopped or something. look at this. a bathroom in the ikea catalog from other parts of the world. and this is what you'll see in saudi arabia. the woman is gone. easier to do that to put them in burqas. as it turns out, saudi arabiaen men weren't angry about how the women in the catalog were dressed, they were just upset they couldn't order them. why are they in? my foreign guy accent. poolingize for moving the women today, saying it conflicts with their values as a company.
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have you seen the saudi arabian victoria's secret catalog? they can't have women in it, so- [ laughter ] this is pretty good. i'm not sure where this happened but bear wandered in a family's backyard and i'm not sure which scarce me more the bear or woman who owns the house. that's the bear. >> the bear's here. >> oh >> jimmy: oh, i'll come right out. he must hate his wife, by the way. >> get down! right now. get down! no! down! >> jimmy: the bear gets -- now you see why he's not crazy about his wife. like a 50/50 chance that was going to work.
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arnold schwarzenegger's highly enanticipated memoirs, "total recall" chronicled his life as actor, father, illegitimate father, everything is in there. talks about the affair he had with the maid that resulted in a child. i love he's making money from this. he's making, this is why we're going -- well, this is why i'm going to buy the book. the joke is on us, once again. last night arnold gave >> howie: interview to lesley stahl on "60 minutes" you think if you were going to be grilled about your affairs you might try to play it low-key but this is why arnold is arnold. >> this is not your new car? >> it is. >> no. >> called an unamog by mercedes. >> you going to take me for a ride? >> yeah [ laughter. [ laughter ] >> quick reminder, we elected that maniac, twice.
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after a ride in the new truck, arnold got down to business and when asked about impregnating his maid he said i think it was the stupidest thing i've done in my relationship with maria. you think? could you have thrown maria into the grand canyon? or -- arnold talked about an fair he had with brigitte nielsen -- of course they had an affair, matching mullets. she was also involved with another high-profile co-star of hers. >> i think she respects me more because i'm much more of a man than her boyfriend. i wear the drawers and you wear the panties. the drawers are stronger material than nylon. >> jimmy: she has a type, is what we're saying. here is arnold and his affair
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with her. >> you write you had an fair with the actress in that movie. you cheated on maria. you were in your relationship. you don't even write that you felt bad by the, you just write it. >> actually, i'm much more of a man than her boyfriend. i wear the drawers and you wear the pantys and drawers are stronger material than nylon. >> jimmy: very similar storyline. they say when you sleep with someone you slept with every person they ever slept with, that means arnold schwarzenegger sle slept with flavor flav. maybe brigitte has a thing for guys in viking helmets. there is an audio book available, unfortunately, and i've been praying it was the case but arnold isn't the main narrator. they hired an actor. it says it features the author,
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arnold does some of it. it could have been the best booed on tape ever recorded. a little bit of arnold goes a long way. >> i met her during filming, chemistry immediate. one day in my trailer i looked app and she was there. even then i knew it was wrong. i loved maria but -- >> i couldn't hate myself. i was schnitzle eating. >> the affair continued for the duration of the -- >> 9,000 hours of humping. she was hot. and i, like a volcano ready to -- >> run for governor of the state of california. >> the end. >> jimmy: i like it. 50 maids of grey. i might read that. we'll play a game now. that you can play along at home. "draw something" a game you play on your iphone or smartphone,
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whatever you have, they give you a word and you draw it to the best of your ability and then your friends have to guess the word you drew. they get to watch you drawing it. it's very complicated but on tv we have our own version of it called "celebrity draw something." here is what happens. our staff here at the show reaches out to a celebrity and asks that person to draw him or something. i don't know who the celebrity is and neither do you in the stud why audience. does anyone no? good. together we'll guess and if we run into trouble, guillermo you'll give us clues along the way? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. let the drawing begin and see if we can guess who this is. and ask for your help if you think you might know who it is. all right. someone with an unusually shaped head. not an artist, we know that. it is not flavor flav. maybe it is.
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but -- okay. that's weird. what the hell is that? oh, that appears to be maybe a saxophone. yeah, that does appear to be a saxophone. like maybe it's kenny g? it could possibly be kenny g? could it -- guillermo, do you have any clues you can help us with? >> guillermo: long hair. >> jimmy: hmm. it seems like the weird thing, the thing that is confusing me is the dots on the cheek make me think it's a woman and the lips make me think it's a woman but saxophone, i'm not sure which woman it would be. you can give us another clue? >> guillermo: no music. the person love music. >> jimmy: they love music? >> guillermo: yes. ♪ >> jimmy: oh. hence the music coming out of
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the thing, yeah. you can give me one more clue? >> guillermo: famous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, go stand out in the hall because you're not helping. all right. well, i don't know when we would have run into kenny g but i guess that's the best guess. does anybody have -- anybody else we can guess? let's find out who are mystery celebrity is. it is -- oh. >> you are a loser. how could you not get this? >> jimmy: she played saxophone in the high school band. i guess we're dumb. thank you, jennifer garner for that beautiful drawing. i had no idea she was such an a artist. tonight on the show, from the new movie, "taken 2," maggie grace is here. we have music from eclectic approach. and we'll be right back with zooey deschanel, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ doorbell rings ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, you know her from the movie "taken." she was the one who got taken. starting friday, she is at it again in "taken 2." maggie grace is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then with music from this album called "jump into life," from seattle, eclectic approach from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by ty burrell from "modern family," chris paul from the l.a. clippers, the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars" although bristol palin got the lowest score, 666 which
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is the mark of the beast. interesting to see if she ops to, elects to speak to us tomorrow. is she going to? or we don't know? we don't know. you know that guy, psy, the gangnam style guy. [ cheers and applause ] oh, really? he'll be here. and later this week, amy poehler, alan arkin, zac efron and music from garbage and the tenacious d. join us for that. our first guest is an unusually charming actor and singer with a big hit show called "new girl." season two airs tuesdays at 9:00 on fox. please say hello to zooey deschanel. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't have to rush. you can -- >> don't have to rush? >> jimmy: i like that you rush, shows that you care about others but some people will take a half
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an hour to get out here. >> really? >> jimmy: it does happen. >> tell me about them. >> jimmy: sometimes parade, jamie foxx, for instance, by the time they gets to the seat the segment is over. >> right. well, he and i move at different speeds. >> jimmy: i guess so. >> yeah. i was trying to -- i dropped a table on my foot the other day, trying to like avoid looking like i was limping. but i told you all about it, so. now you know. nobody knows. >> jimmy: you are a heroine for coming out here. did you drop it at work? >> it's small, not a big deal but it hurts just a tinsy bit. >> jimmy: sometimes it's fun to focus on it. >> i'm focusing. >> jimmy: congratulations on your emmy nomination. first seasons are first show. >> thank you >> jimmy: that's pretty great. we had fun in the bathroom. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: we shot a sketch in the bathroom, ladies' room. >> with all these awesome
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actresses. >> jimmy: i think i've been in the ladies' room once or twice, mostly drunk accidentally, i had never spent hours in the ladies' room, i was fascinated by the whole thing. >> you guys had it set up really nice with flowers. >> jimmy: beautiful. we had flowers in the ladies' room, that's realistic. >> great people and a bunch of actresses in robes. >> jimmy: kathy bates. have you ever shared a bathroom with kathy bates? >> no. i did a movie with her, she's awesome and hilarious. >> jimmy: didn't spend bathroom time with her. >> no. i don't spend i had spent bathroom time with any of the ladies. >> jimmy: i suggested, i wanted everyone to be in their emmy dresses and it was the day before and no one had their dresses yet at all. >> i think i was first to respond.
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that's not going to happen. [ laughter ] everyone's dress is at the tailor, you're like rushing. >> jimmy: why is that? >> it's like finals in school where you're like, it's just always ends up that there is something last-minute. you can't always have all of the pieces, the loose ends tied. >> jimmy: is there any system of checks and balances to make sure you don't have the same dress on that someone else does? >> yeah, actually, there are a lot of stylists, they are the checks and balances. they make sure -- >> jimmy: they talk to each other? >> they talk to the designers and make sure none of the other dresses that are similar are out, and keep track of the samples. basically you're wearing a runway sample or you're wearing a custom-made gown or couture gown. >> jimmy: if i was a stylist, i would as a prank, make sure six women were wearing the the same dresses. >> wouldn't get hired. that's why you don't do that. >> jimmy: might be why not. >> this great stylist, jimmy
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kimmel. >> jimmy: your dress was beautiful. i normally don't notice dresses, it was big, blue, like a prin princess dra. >> a lot of material. i actually got in a few, like, situations with the dress. >> jimmy: i have a photograph to illustrate what you're talking about. >> so, i was waiting -- all very rushed, i was waiting for an interview with ryan seacrest. >> jimmy: i've heard of him. >> you've heard of him. very famous. and he was interviewing lucy lu and they are like step up, step up to the top of the stairs. and i had to pull on my dress and climb over all these steps and i get to the top and i'm waiting there and when i wait i look weird and awkward. and in the like i normally do. [ laughter ] and i look down and this very expensive gown is hooked on to
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lucy lu's gown, made of washers, it was chainmail. >> jimmy: like a metal dress. >> it was a metal dress. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you look genuinely perturbed. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does lucy know you're attached to her? >> no, i don't think so. this was -- i thought i had gotten away with this. this was like, you know, on tv they had a two-shot of ryan and lucy and i was waiting. >> jimmy: couldn't see that you were struggling -- >> didn't know there was some guy getting a three-shot. >> jimmy: like a fresherman catch and release there. >> yep. >> jimmy: some fun behind the scenes stuff there. >> it was extremely fun behind the scenes also. >> jimmy: how about this? "cosmopolitan" magazine, on the front and the back. [ cheers and applause ]
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do you have any control over the things that are printed around you? you have any idea of the four steps to a sexy ass is going to be right there? what your breasts need most at night? >> i -- i don't, actually, although i would like to read about those things later. >> jimmy: which is your favorite of these? >> my favorite one is this one which is about me. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i can't read it. >> zooey deschanel. the trait men can't resift about her. >> jimmy: what is it? >> i don't know. i don't know that there is one. >> jimmy: because it's not in here. >> i thought that is very intriguing headline. i want to know that thing. >> jimmy: especially since it's about you. >> it's about me. i want to know this power i have over men.
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this is a great power and i want it. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. i thought it was this. >> i read through the article, didn't see anything about my power over men. and i went through and saudi thiss could most quiz which all of my answers were a bit jokey as is my wont, and i think that it was that they said the feature i get the most compliments on is my "my ears, of course," was my answer. >> jimmy: that's what they base this cover blush on? >> i'm not totally sure but that's what i think. so, guys, here they are. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to the side. oh, yeah, there is two of them. >> i'll get some ear, some ear clothes. >> jimmy: i have to admit i have been staring at your ears. >> they are really sexy. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come back, a scene from the new episode of "new girl,"
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>> would you like to eat me? aren't you a little small. what are you, nuts? why am i doing this? >> jimmy: that is zooey deschanel in "new girl," very funny show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: some great co-stars, max greenfield was nominated for an emmy, only one in that category who isn't on "modern family" so that is impressive. >> we sat next to each other, it was really fun. >> jimmy: he helped me out, helped carey tracy morgan offstage. he was upset the last time you were on the show because -- >> i heard about this >> jimmy: i described him as effeminite on the show. zwli quickly identified and i said i like the effefinite one, max.
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i never heard the end of it >> jimmy: i watched it again and i reevaluated it and i stand by it. >> i stand by it. no shame in that. just something about the character there. he's metro. he's metro. >> jimmy: exactly. guillermo, what is metro? >> a mode earn man. >> i have no idea. >> metro sexual where you're like -- >> jimmy: i know. i just wanted to see if he knew. >> okay. >> jimmy: you feel like people know you now from this character that is on? because that's not you but -- >> no, i definitely feel like i have a different sort of set of people who walk up to me. >> jimmy: different from the movies because you're different in each movie. >> exactly. times were different. before "new girl" >> jimmy: what did people know you most from before? >> "elf." >> jimmy: sure. >> which i did when i was very young and i had a lot of really
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young fans from that, very -- >> jimmy: like kids. >> every year people would show it to their kids. i was at a dinner party a number of years back and i got, somehow i was in the kitchen and this cluster of children just surrounded me and start giving me this sort of inside the actors studio. >> jimmy: really? >> but for children. and it was kind of dr dr >> jimmy: what did they ask you? they were like, um, um, remember when he was eating spaghetti? it was really funny. a and -- not a lot of questions i could answer properly but it was really cute. and afterwards i was at the adult table and i was talking and may have been makinging a point and may have used a swear word and kids were in the other room. didn't think they were in within earshot, one of them romney/ryan to their parent and was like,
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mommy did the girl from "elf" say the f word? material. i learned my lesson. >> jimmy: never curse again. >> never be around children again actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know on the show this season, your parents are going to be introduced on the show and famous actors. >> yeah. we have jamie lee curtis and rob reiner playing my parents. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> yeah. we shot with them for the first time today they were awesome. >> jimmy: were you nervous? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you tell them what to do as much as the director? >> no. i got there like a half hour early. >> jimmy: congratulations on all of the success of the show. called "new girl" and tuesdays at 9:00. zooey deschanel. be right back with maggie grace.
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>> dicky: this week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- and the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars." plus music from -- ♪
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[ female announcer ] pillsbury cinnamon rolls. let the making begin. ♪ too bad the guys aren't here we're clear. ok, swarm! swarm! hello [ female announcer ] pillsbury chocolate chip cookies. let the making begin ♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from eclectic approach. after crash-landing aboard oceanic flight 815 on "lost" and being abducted in paris in "taken," our next guest badly needs a new travel agent. and she's back on vacation alongside liam neeson in "taken 2." it opens in theaters friday.
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please welcome maggie grace. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how you doing? >> i'm good. i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: i'm diet xooited to have you back. i haven't seen you since the "lost" days. >> i was like 12. i was young. >> jimmy: i was still old but you were young at the time. how is everything going? >> it's going well. i feel like it's a little overwrought being here, so uch going on. >> jimmy: like what? >> the conversation we're having and then there is the conversation we're not having. >> jimmy: oh, really? about what? >> i feel like channel 1 is like -- >> jimmy: what is it -- what is on channel 2? >> don't cuss, don't cuss. >> jimmy: we'll just bleep it. >> channel 3 is he's engaged, engaged. >> jimmy: channel 4 is he's fat.
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that's very nice of you. we can communicate the most false of ways and talk about your movie project. >> great. let's do that. thanks. >> jimmy: it's funny we're talking honestly, you have again -- have you been taken again? because it seems like very bad luck this is happening. >> retaken. no. >> jimmy: how many times will you get taken? >> we just can't get on vacation. the dog gets taken. no, i don't get taken again. actually it's a great, compelling plot. the same villains, it's driven by vengeance and a vendetta. my stepfather and mother get taken. i have to help rescue them. >> jimmy: i like the dog idea. maybe do that the next one. your regular family, real-life family seem boring to you having the cia family? >> they could but they are pretty kookey themselves.
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we're from ohio, we're kooky. actually there has been a couple recent events i realize i come by the honestly. a long line of spies or aspiring spies. >> jimmy: in your family sh. >> in my family. >> jimmy: who is the spy in your family? >> well, just last week, actually, my mother was held at g gunpoint and handcuffed by the lapd. >> jimmy: why? >> i know. she saw some suspicious activity in her neighborhood. this car was stopping and starting and she heard about some drug deal rumor going down in the neighborhood, she thought she would get to the bottom of it personally. so, she's telling me and i'm like really, mom hr >> jimmy: she went out there? >> she followed him to get his license plate to give to the police. she was sure this was extremely suspicious. siren comes on it turns it was a plainsclothes lapt police officer pursuing the bad guys,
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and she was pursuing him. and he turned on her and was like, stop the car, lady. she was like, i'm not going to stop for an unmarked police car. >> jimmy: oh, sure. >> your mom sent you e-mails like don't stop for an unmarked police car? >> jimmy: my mom's done a lot of time. i wouldn't stop for a car. >> i wouldn't either. i love me some lapd, i want to see the badges and uniforms, the plits cars >> jimmy: moustache, ideally. >> she got like six-plus, real legit grade a police cars showed up and she was like, okay, you are a police officer and the whole time they handcuffed her. all a misunderstanding, clearly. i mean, it just -- >> jimmy: did the other guy get away? >> she was like scolding him. i don't know what happened with the real drug dealer. >> jimmy: who is the other spy in the family? >> well, my grandmother, my mother's mother -- >> jimmy: oh, that side. >> we know i'm defendantstined.
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i'll be a spy, too in real life. my grandmother, she was convinced that someone in her senior community was a professional and i was like, what do you mean, like a doctor, lawyer? she was like, no -- she wouldn't say it. she meant a lady of the night. >> jimmy: like a hooker? >> like a hooker. she doesn't look 62 to me. i'm like maybe she has great skin cream >> jimmy: why 62? >> you have to be 62 to live in the senior community. she had a lot of male visitors. i didn't have the heart to tell me grandmother i have male friends that stop by at all hours dushgsn't men shenanigans. my grandmother is 82, she did what anyone would do 8 by 42 bird watching set of binoculars
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and she had a stake out. >> jimmy: she's watching this person? >> she kept a log and turned it into the police. >> jimmy: what did the police do? >> to my knowledge no arrests have been made. >> jimmy: no arrests have been made. >> i think all of the women in my family, myself included should get medals for citiz citizen -- >> jimmy: psychiatric evaluation. one of the two. >> would we say that? i don't think so. >> jimmy: is your grandmother still watching the person? they'll call the police on her. >> it would be like my mother, full circle here. >> jimmy: what a knonosey famil you have. >> i think ats responsible citizenship. you say tomato i say tomato. >> jimmy: does your grandmother see these movies? >> i hope she doesn't stay up until midnight. i'll get in so much trouble if she watches this. >> jimmy: we'll mail her a tape. >> okay. >> jimmy: your grandmother is watching "taken" like the first one, is she upset by that. >> very upset.
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i think honestly, i think the fans will be happy, it's totally pedal to the metal, crazy movie. my grandma won't forgive me. very violent. >> jimmy: unexpected huge hit, anything liam neeson does people assume bill we really good but it was a huge, huge deal. >> we had no idea. we had so much fun making it. >> jimmy: around the world even, too, right in. >> all over the place. >> jimmy: have people given you a break asking you questions about "lost" now? >> depending on my color hair. mostly "taken" these days. >> jimmy: more taken than lost. i don't know, didn't mean by that. they made that joke up. doesn't even make sense. it's great to see you, i'm glad everything is going so well. and you're off the island and you're okay. >> yeah. it's all good. >> jimmy: the movie is called "taken 2," opens in theaters friday. we'll be back with eclectic
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