up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> the questions last night came from undecided voters. and what a group they were. basically, these were the people who still cash checks at the supermarket. >> joel mchale. >> i drank peach this naps before. i'm so messed up right now. >> and joe walsh. >> what is the best way to destroy a hotel room? >> chain saups are pretty effective. >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> have you ever

>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. with me is guillermo. at the end of the month, we're bringing our show, "jimmy kimmel live" to brooklyn -- and our friends at subway are helping us get there. we'll be live from october 29th through november 2nd. we have a lot of fun guests and surprises planned for the trip -- right, guillermo? >> that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. that jacket is huge on you, by the way. are you -- what's going on? are you shrinking? >> no, i got into great shape from eating better at subway and my training for img new york city marathon. >> jimmy: you told you, you got in great shape? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: and what kind of training have you been doing, exactly? >> here, i'll show you. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> hi everyone, it's me -- guillermo! i start my training off everyday with a healthy breakfast from

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- joel mchale. and music from joe walsh. with cleto and the cletones. and now, don't argue. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. guillermo, how are you? hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to visit. i'm glad you did. i missed you guys.

i really did. hey, did anyone in this room watch the debate last night, the presidential debate? i didn't -- i didn't like it. i thought it was uncomfortable. i don't know why these guys have to argue all the time. the whole thing was very tense. sometimes passive/aggressive. just like being with your family at thanksgiving. in fact, i think they officially kicked the holiday season off last night with the debate. a cnn poll today said that 46% of viewers who watched thought obama won and 39% thought mitt romney won. so it looks like obama's strategy of staying awake through this one has paid off. [ laughter ] i don't know who won last night. they both talked for a long time. nobody fell over, so i guess they're both winners. the format of the debate was a town hall meeting. i'll be honest, before last night, i didn't know town hall meetings were a real thing. i thought they made them up for movies like "footloose" and "hoosiers." the questions last night came from undecided voters, and what a group they were. basically these were the people

who still cash checks at the supermarket. [ laughter ] the moderator, candy crowley, definitely had her hands full but in the end, it was a civilized discussion. at the end of which both men made their points quite eloquently. >> i think i was supposed to get that last answer, but i want to point out that i don't believe -- >> i don't think so, candy. >> i don't believe -- >> i want to make sure our timekeepers are working. >> the timekeepers are all working. >> candy, hold on a second. >> mr. president is still speaking -- >> mr. president -- >> governor romney, i'm -- >> i'm going to continue here. i'm going to continue. >> we're going to move you along to taxes. governor, i got to actually -- i need you to have you both. i understand the stakes here, i understand both of you, but i will get run out of town if i don't allow the people -- >> i just described to you precisely how i do it. >> we can't -- we can't. we can't -- i -- >> quickly, mr. president. >> i'm happy to have a longer conversation. >> i know. we're way off topic here,

governor romney. >> whoa, whoa, stop it. >> jimmy: and it went on like that for, like, 90 minutes. i tell you, i would not want to play balderdash with either one of those guys. the things people seem to be talking about today, something mitt romney brought up on the subject of equal pay for women. he said when he was filling cabinet positions as governor of massachusetts, he went out of his way to hire women. he said he had, quote, binders full of women, which is a little creepy, binders full of women. that's something they'd find in a serial killer's basement at the end of a "law and order: svu." right? but his policy toward women is clear. we have to alphabetize them. it's weird he would bring that up, right? a binder full of -- maybe for mitt romney, that's the closest thing he ever got to looking at a dirty magazine? romney had a lot to say about working women last night. one of the things has been crowned our unintentional joke of the day. >> i recognize that if you're

going to have women in the workforce, that sometimes they need to be more flexible. >> jimmy: that's right. read all about it in the binder. [ applause ] >> jimmy: at the end of the day, the whole romney family joined their father on stage. but i'm not sure they realized that his mike was still on. >> how did i do fellas? >> the humans loved you. >> they banged their hands together lovely. >> they sure made sounds of approval with their mouths. >> i love you with all my human heart. >> cut it out, ann. hello, jewish human. >> jimmy: very lifelike. [ applause ] so that's what's going on at home. in international news, we bring you this video from germany where a man asked another man to videotape his dive into a pool. now, obviously, this never goes well. and if it had, i wouldn't bother to show it to you. but this particular incident is exceptional in almost every way. [ speaking foreign language ]

[ applause ] >> jimmy: see, that's what happens when water reaches a certain temperature, it hardens. over here, we call it ice. some bad news for kate gosselin. you still know who kate gosselin is? hopefully that will fade, but about a year ago, she got a job blogging for a website called couponcabin.com. but that's over now, because they announced she's been fired. what's more depressing, blogging for the coupon cabin website or getting fired from blogging? i guess the site wasn't happy with the job she was doing. first of all, she has eight kids. that's not a coupon, that's a groupon. and, secondly, some of her advice was a little -- for

instance, she said to save money, instead of spending money at a salon, she cuts her own hair with a wood chipper. the company's founder posted an open letter about this. he said a series of recent events have made it clear to me that ms. gosselin is not a good fit at coupon cabin. it's an interesting -- i wonder what he means by that. tonight, we've asked an expert on corporate publicity to help us figure out what the story here is. this is alyssa wilkins. she's reviewed this letter from the founder of coupon cabin. when he says a series of recent events has made it clear that that ms. gosselin is not a wonderful fit with the team, what do you think he is saying? >> i think he was saying that kate gosselin is a pain in the ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. all right. this is -- [ applause ] this is crazy. there's a new company in the

united kingdom called fame daddy. and what fame daddy does is, it matches women with anonymous celebrity sperm donors, so you can have a famous person's baby. we already have that in america, it's called the nba, but -- [ laughter ] for them. [ applause ] the company is set to launch in february, and while they don't actually have any celebrity sperm, they say they're going to get some by any means necessary. they say their clients will be able to choose from athletes, business leaders and platinum selling rock stars. you know, if you want a platinum selling rock star to be your sperm donor, i'm pretty sure you can get that for free by showing up at the back door of an aerosmith concert. this is an athlete, they claim he's an olympic gold medalist with a net worth of 4.5 million pounds. this is a rock star with a net worth of 40 million pounds. and yet for some reason, he has to sell his sperm to a website. and this one is maybe the most enticing.

former governor of a large u.s. state. between age 60 and 65. [ applause ] he delivers. you can have a little hasta la vista, baby. the most sought-after samples are priced at $24,000 a pop or you can get your celebrity sperm the old-fashioned way by changing your last name to kardashian. [ applause ] too soon? here's a guy who should be multiplied. are you familiar with the singer r. kelly? r. kelly, r. is the mastermind between the "trapped in the closet" series. he calls it a hip hopera. after five long years of waiting since the last installment, he's getting ready to unleash 20 new chapters next month. they released a snippet of the first one today and i, for one, am extremely excited. ♪ let me get back to the story

♪ these next chapters of trapped in the closet is gonna be so crazy ♪ ♪ chilling in the bed watching tv ♪ ♪ no drama ♪ he says hello somebody says who is this ♪ ♪ and how did you get this number ♪ ♪ then ran off gets a call ♪ then tina gets a call ♪ then joey ♪ went remotely ♪ this man ♪ now they try and try and try ♪ but there was no luck ♪ when it came to getting in touch with chuck ♪ ♪ where are you chuck >> jimmy: that is a good question. where are you, chuck? [ applause ] and which chuck is he looking for? is it norris or e. cheese? we don't know. so we have that to look forward

to on the day after thanksgiving. we'll have something to give thanks for. have you seen the show "bait car?" this is a show -- it's on a channel called trutv. a lot of fun. the police plant the bait cars in high crime areas and wait for somebody to steal one and they put cameras in the car and rig them so the cops can stop the engine and lock the criminals inside the car. the only problem is, the show has become so popular, criminals are now starting to recognize the bait cars before they steal them. >> let's get it in. >> start rapping in the bait car! >> that's why we're going to get in. [ bleep ] we in bait car, it's the base freestyle. we in the bait car. it's the base freestyle. we in bait car, it's a base freestyle. we in bait car, it's a base freestyle. i'm cooking. i'm cooking. i'm cooking. >> you know the police is watching. >> hey, that's why. that's why. i was cooking in the bait car. i was just cooking in the bait car. >> don't ever say nothing to me. we're on tv right now?

where they at? >> it's clear that this guy knows it's a bait car. >> jimmy: yes, he does. crystal clear. i really feel like they should give him that car. that should be the rule. if you identify the bait car, you get to keep it. i don't want to spoil the mood tonight, but it is my duty as an ambassador from abc to inform you that our most recent bachelorette, emily maynard, and her fiance, jef, spelled with one "f" have broken up. that's right. turns out mail order brides have more success coupling than contestants on "the bachelorette." emily and jef opened up about the split to "people" magazine. jef said "emily and i are great friends and i hope we can continue to be friends forever. we fell in love and tried our hardest." hey, can we get that publicity translator back in here and, let's find out -- did you hear that statement?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, and what do you think jef is really saying here? >> he's saying that emily is a pain in the ass. >> jimmy: okay, all right. thank you very much. [ applause ] glad we could cut through that. this is very crazy. this is something that i'm sure people in ohio have been joking about for years, but i just found out about it, and i am shocked to confirm that it does exist. >> start your next road trip at tom raper rv. the midwest, number one dealer since 1964. >> jimmy: if your name is tom, run. run as far away as you can. it's tom raper! from a long line of rapers. grandpa raper, very proud of young tom and -- [ laughter ] one more thing. i would like to go back to last night's debate for a moment. we had a fun bit on last night's show. everyone seems to have strong opinions about the presidential debates, so i decided to conduct an experiment. before the debate aired last

night, we sent a crew out on hollywood boulevard to ask pedestrians what they thought of it, though it hadn't happened yet and we found quite a few people who had very passionate opinions about something they did not see. they lied to us. so today we did a similar experiment but we made it even more ridiculous. today, we asked people what they thought about last night's first lady debate between michelle obama and ann romney. now, as you probably know, there's no such thing as a first lady debate. but that did not stop the following people from weighing in on it. ♪ [ playing "hail to the chief" ] >> who do you think won the debate between ann romney and michelle obama last night? >> ah, i'd have to say michelle obama. she really did a lot better. her speech was more grafted in. it was, you know, more finely well cut. i think she has a lot of experience as the president's wife, as a political figure in the public limelight, so -- it just went a lot smoother for her. she's just more experienced at this time. >> who do you think won the

debate last night between ann romney and michelle obama? >> definitely ann romney. i think she's very classy and a wonderful lady. >> was there anything she said during the debate in particular -- >> no, i just like how she looks. >> who do you think won the debate last night between ann romney and michelle obama? >> i think michelle obama, because she was a lot more, i would say, aggressive. would say, aggressive. she was like more -- i don't know, she was more accurate than the republican candidate. >> who do you think won the debate last night between ann romney and michelle obama? >> michelle. >> why do you say that? >> because i love her. >> you think she did a better job? >> yeah, absolutely. i mean, she's amazing. yeah. she connected with people. that's what i felt. >> was there anything in particular she said that spoke to you? >> no, in general, i just saw a little bit to tell you honestly.

i had something else going on. i didn't see the whole debate but i saw the personality came out, the connection came out. she seemed more to the ground than, you know, ann. >> who do you think won the debate last night between ann romney and michelle obama? >> i would probably have to say michelle obama. >> how come? >> because she gets people in, like, at the core, like, she can make -- she has, like, this, like, it makes people feel like, like, like have sympathy for her. and she kind of, like, it's like a guilt trip kind of thing, so -- [ playing "hail to the chief" ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i was wondering, in the middle of that, as soon as the guy with the eyebrows came on, everyone in the audience started laughing. it turns out he's here in the audience with us. [ laughter ] what's going on?

you enjoyed that -- you liked that debate last night? >> i loved it actually. i think i had a dream, i saw the debate in the dream. >> jimmy: are you a professional [ bleep ] artist or -- [ laughter ] is this your wife with you here? >> ah, no, she's my friend. >> jimmy: oh, well, we don't even know if that's true, i guess. [ laughter ] all right, well, thanks for playing along. we have a good show for you tonight. joe walsh is here tonight. and he's going to chat and sing. and we'll be right back with joel mchale, so stick around. [ lane ] your anti-wrinkle cream is gone... but what about your wrinkles? neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair visibly reduces fine lines and wrinkles

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, a man who was born with a guitar in his teeth, the great joe walsh is here. joe is here to chat and, from the bud light stage, to play music from this, his first solo album in 20 years, it's called "analog man." playing with the cletones. i listened to you guys in rehearsal, sounded great. >> lot of fun. >> jimmy: okay. make sure to join us tomorrow night on the show. our guests are matthew fox, from the show "revenge," emily vancamp and we'll have music from paul weller. and the week after next week, from october 29th through november 2nd, we're bringing the show to brooklyn, new york. our guests will include howard stern, chris rock, jon stewart and stephen colbert, tracy morgan, david letterman, music from alisa key, sharon jones and the dap kings and vampire weekend. that's all from the brooklyn academy of music. i don't know how we got all those great guests, but we did. and i don't want to question it. and next week, by the way, i

should mention that michelle obama, the first lady, will be here. her husband's running for president, so -- [ applause ] join us for that. our first guest tonight is the whac-a-mole of tv stars. you turn one network off and he pops right up on another. you can see him on "the soup" on e!, "sons of anarchy" on fx and "community" on nbc. please welcome joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man almost of the people. >> yes. i want to get close but i do not want to touch. >> jimmy: i want to mention to this. whony b nn nny honey boo boo chn that chair just 48 hours ago.

[ applause ] >> it's like moose jerkey and captain crunch and baby powder. she was right here. >> jimmy: the moose is from bristol palin. she was there, also. >> was june here? >> jimmy: she was here. over there. >> oh, my gosh. like having bono here. split into two. >> jimmy: not quite, but -- >> yeah, almost. >> jimmy: did you see the neck crust? >> no, i didn't see it, no. entire episode about her lifting her neck skin, her blubber, and showing the crust and they're like, what are we going to do about that? sorry. and, ah -- [ laughter ] and then they proceeded to eat a deer, no joke. that the state patrol had brought them because it had been hit and sadly died and they were like, well, we don't want to go it to waste and this is the one family that will take it. i am not kidding. and they named the deer darlene.

and then honey boo boo was like, darlene's right here. right here. i beat the republican national 5 that really happened. it beat the republican national convention in ratings. >> jimmy: i know. >> neck crust. >> jimmy: i didn't know you had knowledge of every moment of the show. >> i'm obsessed with it. i want to move in with them. >> jimmy: yeah, i bet they would let you. they might eat you. >> i'm worried they are getting paid now and -- >> jimmy: you know what, they said they're going to stay the same. >> okay. >> jimmy: nothing to fear. >> you think? >> jimmy: you were supposed to be promoting the season premier of "community" but -- >> not on october 19th. why am i here? we're dressed like mormons right now. >> we booked the show, october 19th, and then they said, we are going to put you, we're not going to now air you and we're

going to put you in our back pocket, which, i have said, is a very warm, dark place, like a womb. and they broke the news, an executive was like, it was like, you know, when an old person dies and they go, okay, you -- they died but it's a good thing. and that's how they kind of explained it and i was like, right. no, but -- and it is good because they said we're going to promote you when you come back and, so, we don't know when that is but i think our halloween episode is going to be awesome in february. [ laughter ] it will be -- it will be perfect. see? and the thanksgiving episode? so, i would like to now promote "revolution." it's an awesome show. >> jimmy: you're not on that show. >> i don't care. it's awesome. it's the apocalypse but everybody looks awesome. i want to go on that show and be the guy that's like, i found a toothpaste factory. i made a steam-powered hair

drier. >> jimmy: you are going to do something on twitter to promote the show -- >> yeah. we shot a little sketch, a bit, with everybody, and that will -- we will, the whole cast will tweet it on friday, for you old people, you're lost, but -- but yeah, we will promote it, we will send it out and it will be on the nbc website. >> jimmy: you are premiering now on twitter. >> we're, yeah, one minute at a time. that's how we're going to show the whole series. >> jimmy: i think that's how they did it on "friends." it's going to work out well. >> they did it on "mary tyler moore," as well. >> jimmy: you were also on "sons of anarchy" last night. >> i was. >> jimmy: that's a serious role. >> i am not a good person. it -- i'm not nice. next week you will see what happens to me and for a lot of people that i've made fun of on the soup they're going to be very happy. they're going to be thrilled. >> jimmy: you see what happens to me, we to assume that is the

end of your run? >> not a lot of people survive on that show. and jimmy smits beats the [ bleep ] out of me, so. >> jimmy: he beat me up one time. i don't know why he did it. he said something about wanting to be the top jimmy. >> you're kidding? >> jimmy: it was weird. >> he's so much bigger than you. he's a beautiful man. >> jimmy: he's a smiths. i'm just a kimmel. >> did you know he's 60 years old. >> jimmy: is he really? >> yeah. i hope i look like that. >> jimmy: you won't. you will not. >> great looking latino man when i'm 60. >> jimmy: you know guillermo is 75 years old. i don't know if you're aware of that. [ applause ] that's right. >> i'm good. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break here. joel mchale is with us. he's going to continue to catch us up on his life. >> i'm more about the neck crust. >> i'm more about the neck crust. >> jimmy: we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back with joel mchale. he's got "the soup," he's kind of got "community" eventually it will come back. and "sons of anarchy," as well. how are you actual sons doing? >> i don't know. i haven't seen them in a long time. >> jimmy: how old are the boys? i don't know. they are 7 and 4. >> jimmy: very cute kids. >> yeah, they're becoming people who talk and i have arguments with. my 7-year-old, who just -- couple months ago lost a tooth,

he's lost a few, but he, while losing it, he was eating and then proceeded to go -- oh, i don't have my -- i swallowed it. and he swallowed his tooth and he -- we thought, now we will be at def-con 1. but he just goes -- oh, that's okay. you can just find it in my poop. and -- which was very logical. and we were like, we're not going to do that. my wife end breaking off a stick outsi outside. >> jimmy: a stick? >> sorting through the waste. didn't find it. so, then -- it's going to happen again. he's like, it's okay, i'm going to have to go soon again, daddy can find it. and i'm like, i am not doing that. but then i literally thought in my head, i was like, this would make a great late night story.

i really did want to find it. i sorted through it. oh, look, a peanut came out of your mouth. and that's disgusting. but so, we were like, we didn't have the tooth and my son literally goes, it's okay, i just want the money. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. just have her give me the money. >> jimmy: how did you get him to swallow the money? >> it's very simple. when you say it tastes like milk chocolate. >> jimmy: how much does the tooth fairy give these days? >> well, i just put -- i just put a watch there and -- or -- no, we -- i would be like, honey, we should put a quarter and he, knowing how much a quarter really is worth, he's like, this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> i need another delivery. so, we did give him $5. >> jimmy: $5, which -- >> yeah, i know, believe me. my parents would be like, you are ruining him. are you ruining your son! >> jimmy: i don't think that's too much.

$5 is reasonable. >> thank you for claping for that. but then he always -- >> jimmy: are you a fan of joe walsh's? >> now, who is that? yes, i am. is he -- i saw the album and he covered the part of his face that he bashed in with a guitar. no, yes, i'm a huge fan. a huge eagles fan and i have a joe walsh story. when i was in the eagles -- no, when -- >> jimmy: you were not in the eagles. >> no. i was a bat boy for them. no, i -- i was on a show in seattle, and it was called "almost live." and it was a long running, very long running sketch locally produced show and before i was on it, early '80s and joe walsh played and the executive producer told me this story about how the only thing in joe's rider, and the rider is the thing the artist needs before they go on stage, i don't know why it's called the rider, it didn't ride along with them. but his one thing was a chilled

bottle of vodka. and he -- the guy said, i put it in there, they did their sound check and there was like a half an hour of break and during his -- he went back to go to, you know, to see what, how the green room was and the bottle of vodka was completely empty. and he went out and nailed "rocky mountain way." so -- and, i was like -- yes. alcoholism! yeah! [ applause ] think about what you're applauding right now. no, but he absolutely went out and nailed it. just nailed it. that's why i drank a bunch of peach schnapps. i am so missed up right now. >> jimmy: very good to see you. "community" will premiere on twitter on friday. >> yes, watch that. it's the new way to do things. >> jimmy: the new way. >> joe walsh will be playing after me. >> jimmy: on twitter? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's going to be fantastic. >> he's releasing -- i'm going to be in the band for the joe

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>> jimmy: hello there. we are back. joel mchale is with us. our next guest is among the greatest guitarists in the history of rock and roll. life has been very good to him so far. his first solo album in 20 years is called "analog man." it is now available in both analog and digital form. please welcome joe walsh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: joe, is the vodka story that joel told true? >> i only got drunk once, for 34 years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, it's a falsehood, then. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is your first album in 20 years. what took you so long? >> well, ah -- i ran out of

options at some point and i had to learn how to do everything sober. >> jimmy: uh-huh. so, the 20 years, though, that's a long time to learn. >> i was in pretty bad shape and you can't just do that, it's measured in years. >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> i didn't feel comfortable doing anything at first. sober. like, playing in front of people or writing or rocking and rolling. so, i had to learn how to do it. >> jimmy: wow, that's a tough thing. i mean, you really felt like that's what got you into that mode as far as performing and creating? >> i'm comfortable now. i'm 18 years sober, so. >> jimmy: that's great. [ cheers and applause ] . do you still -- is there any of the old habits, do you still go to hotels and tear out the walls and that kind of thing? >> i don't so much but i do know how. >> jimmy: you do know how. how -- what is the best way to destroy a hotel room? >> ah, well, chain saws are

pretty effective. >> jimmy: have you ever really used a chain saw? >> yeah! >> jimmy: where -- >> thing about a chain saw is, you don't -- if you have one, you don't really need to use it. if you go down to the lobby whewith a chain saw, chances are, you're going to get your room service. >> jimmy: got you. the furniture splits itself. >> yes. >> jimmy: and where do you get a chain saw. do you get that at the local home depot ore is is it with y the bus? >> i had my own personal chain saw. >> jimmy: you were -- you were on tour all summer. and you're about to go on tour with the eagles, too. >> that's going to be next year. >> jimmy: oh, that's next year. >> yeah, it will be 40 years for us as a band. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this will be the first -- this will be your first tour as, with all of you being doctors, as you received

honorary doctorates from berkeley college. there's the eagles as doctors. 40 years ago, what would you guys have thought about this? >> oh, we would be abhorrent. we wouldn't have approved at all. let me tell you one thing, though. when they say come and get an honorary degree, i did. but what they didn't tell me is, i had to shake hands with 680 people who were also graduating. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and my hand was sticky after about the first 30 people. >> jimmy: has a guitar player, that's not ideal. >> no, that's not good. >> jimmy: and everyone stuck around. and, well, you're a doctor now. you have to put your hand in weird places. >> yeah. yeah, i am. i am. >> jimmy: that's just how it goes. >> i'm not going there with you, but i -- i could. >> jimmy: last time you were here, we didn't have much time

to talk and you were about to tell me a story about your old pal john bell lieu think. i was wondering what the story is. >> okay, this really happened. the eagle s played in chicago ad this was the "hotel california" tour. i'm back in my room and there's a knock on the door. i open the door, it's john belushi. john had kind of a bad habit of, if he got into your room, he was planning on spending a couple days. [ laughter ] so, he wanted to show me his town, chicago. you know? we want to a restaurant. we had jeans on, we could not get in. he tried everything, nope, can't get in. he said, i know what to do, i know what to do. and the next thing i know, i'm in some alley at, like, a truck stop place and he says, i'm not

even hungry, but we're getting in. and he spray painted my pants black. and he said, here, now, you do mine. and i spray painted his pants black. and then we go in. [ laughter ] but they had these, like, they had these, like, queen a thnne antique chairs that were, like, a tapestry needlepoint and stuff and when we got up to leave, that was black and our genejean our butts were jeans again. and we had to kind of back out, you know? delicious, thanks a lot. [ applause ] >> jimmy: very resourceful. well, i'm very excited about this. i heard you in rehearsals today with the guys. are these guys all right for you? >> yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: this is the new album. it's called "analog man." we'll be right back with music from joe walsh.

>> jimmy: this is his new album called "analog man." here with some help from the

cletones, joe walsh. ♪ ♪ welcome to cyberspace i'm lost in the fog everything's digital i'm still analog ♪ ♪ when something goes wrong i don't have a clue some 10-year-old smart ass has to show me what to do ♪ ♪ sign on with high speed you don't have to wait sit there for days and vegetate ♪ ♪ i access my e-mail read all my spam i'm an analog man the whole world's ♪ ♪ living in a digital dream it's not really there it's all on the screen makes me forget ♪ ♪ who i am

i'm an analog man yeah i'm an analog man in a digital world ♪ ♪ i'm gonna get me an analog girl who loves me for what i am i'm an analog man ♪ ♪ what's wrong with vinyl i think it sounds great lps, 45s ♪ ♪ 78s ♪ but that's just the way i am i'm an analog man turn on the tube ♪ ♪ watch until dawn 100 channels nothing is on endless commercials ♪ ♪ endless commercials endless commercials

the whole world's glued to the cable tv ♪ ♪ it looks so real on the big lcd murder and violence are rated pg ♪ ♪ too bad for the children they are what they see ♪ ♪