house. >> andy garcia. >> you smell like a real man. >> i know that's what you like, jimmy. >> and apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith.

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kimmel live." tonight -- andy garcia. from "dancing with the stars," apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith. plus, music from andy allo. plus, cleto and the cletones. and now, as if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. hi, there. how are you doing? i have a question. i'd like you to answer honestly, if you would. are any of you planning to line up outside a store on black friday? any yeses? any? it's nothing to be proud of.

nothing to be proud of. when i was driving to work this morning, i saw a line of people waiting outside the best buy on le brea, which is -- there's a good chance best buy won't even be in business by friday. and they're waiting in line. i feel like someone should let these people know there's a thing called the internet. and if you use it, you can stay home and click on stuff. it will come right to your house. if you want to shatter your femur fighting for a blu-ray player, go nuts. walmart is starting its sales on thanksgiving this year. that's terrible. if you want to be greeted by an old person at the door on thanksgiving, go visit your grandma. someone needs to put a stop to this madness. here's a black friday shopping tip for you. find out who is waiting in line for the black friday sales and go shopping at their house. very reasonable. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. love it or hate it, black friday

has become a major event in america. so much so, that it now even has its own holiday special. >> sir, shouldn't we say grace? >> i'll do it. today, we give thanks for the food on our plates, for happiness and health. and for the amazing low prices at our favorite chain stores, where we will stampede and trample one another, to save a few bucks on cheap crap to give to people we don't even like that much. amen. >> do not get in my way tomorrow, or all cut you. amen. >> if you touch him, i'll shove an ipad right up your ass. amen. [ laughter ] ♪ >> give me those shoes, sally. >> i saw them first. my eyes. my eyes. ♪

>> i got the last blue slanket. and no one's going to take it away from me. >> it's black friday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sometimes greed isn't good. tonight was black tuesday at "dancing with the stars." another double-elimination tonight. that means two couples went home. they all went home. but two couples will stay home. when the sequins settled tonight, those to fall was emmitt smith, who won in 2006. and speed skater, apolo anton ohno, who won in 2007. they will be here tonight. i know you're disappointed. but they will be here. and we have a surprise guest coming, too. now, with apolo and emmitt out of the picture, an all-female

finale next week. i can't believe we're already down to the final three. it seems like only five years ago that this season began. this is interesting. a new study came out this week, suggests that apes may have midlife crises just like humans do. if you see an ape getting porcelain veneers, you know why. humans have a happiness arc in life, that reaches a low point in their 40s. but researchers, after studying 500 captive great apes found they have a similar dip in happiness at the same age. some apes go so far as to buy expensive sports cars, like this one. [ laughter ] but you know, no one enjoys going through a midlife crisis. not even apes. but fortunately, if you are an ape, there is something that can help. >> middleage affects every aspect of an adult life. it can lead to rage, sudden

weight gain, even smoking. now, there's health, with bananatol. in critical tests, apes that used bananatol, slowed their depression. and experienced raised levels of dog riding, flipping, and sexual activity on cars. side effects may include hooting, nose-picking and poo flinging. find out if bananatol is all right for you. isn't it time you started urinating in your mouth again? bananatol. >> available at walgreens. [ applause ] >> jimmy: please, contact a veterinarian. i like to wish a happy birthday to vice president joe biden, who turned 70 years old today. he was hoping to turn 50. but the republican's counter was in the middle. nice to see some compromise. mitt romney. i don't know why this is so

interesting to me but it is. mitt romney was spotted pumping gas. here he is at a chevron station. looks like he's been on a three-day root beer float drinking binge. two weeks ago today, this guy woke up hoping to be president. now, he's goober from "the andy griffith show" pumping gas. if you think you're being sly and taking a picture of someone with your cell phone without them knowing it, they always know it. there's three moves. pretending to be texting and lifting the phone up in front of you for no reason. there's, i'm taking a call but also pressing the picture button. and my favorite is, i'm pretending to take a picture of the sky. but look, you're in the corner of it. i'm sure mitt will be happy to oblige you now that he has nothing to do. there's an interesting science program being test eed at schoo

in new york. they've developed a program to teach high school science through hip-hop. it's a modern-day version for "schoolhouse rock." i would pay to see a science teacher saying, kids, say hello to mr. jizza. the kids will be taught to measure in g-units. and e. equalss m.c. hammer. there's a city supervisor in the castro district who is at war with men who walk around nude. unfortunately for that supervisor, his name is scott weiner. it isn't against the law in san francisco to be nude in public. so, supervisor weiner proposed an ordnance to make it illegal

to expose genitals, or anal region on a street sidewalk, street medium or parklet. today, the san francisco board of supervisors passed the ordinance, meaning these guys have to put their clothes on. never the abercrombie & fitch models. never channing tatum. looks like the worst flowmax ad ever. thanksgiving is almost here. that means christmas is almost around the corner. the octomom herself is in rehab right now. but her 14 kids have been working on a song. they have a group called the roktuplets. they shot a music video for this song. and what a wonderful song it is. ♪ i'm ready i'm ready ♪ ♪ i'm ready i'm ready ♪

>> jimmy: just like the von trapp family. they're ready. to be honest, the song isn't very good. we changed around the lyrics. and we added some kids. and i think i like it better this way. ♪ on christmas day hey, hey ♪ ♪ i'm ready i'm ready ♪ ♪ i'm ready i'm hungry ♪ ♪ i'm dirty i'm dirty ♪ ♪ our mom isn't here i'm working ♪ ♪ i'm filthy i'm waiting for food ♪ ♪ we're so ready momma's so mean that santa is coming ♪ ♪ but momma's in rehab she's only 23 ♪ ♪ don't bring us toys ♪ bring us angelina jolie

>> jimmy: that would be a nice gift. that's quite a thing on your business card. the children have recorded two more songs. if you want to throw your lab top into a volcano, now is probably a good time. have any of you finished your christmas shopping yet? jewish? more than 38 million americans have shopped online while on the toilet. according to a new study you can read on the toilet. it's 38 million. does that number seem low to anyone else? [ laughter ] now that so many people have smartphones and laptops and ipads, we're not bound to our desk. pretty soon, there will be nothing we can't do while on the toilet. call me old-fashioned, but i like to go to the mall and use the bathroom. one more thing, on the subject of thanksgiving. thanksgiving is a time for

family. and it's a good time to put together your family tree. i learned interesting stuff about my family on ancestry.com. but i wanted to find out more because i'm self-involved. ancestry.com sent an expert family historian to look into my family past. this is a real historian. this is what he found and shared with me, my dad, and aunt chippy and cousin sal. ♪ you're being invaded. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: joseph, nice to meet you. thank you. that's my dad, jim. my aunt chippy. >> chippy. >> jimmy: my cousin sal. >> it would be nice if i could see you. hello. i knew it. >> jimmy: we're off to a flying start. >> i knew it. why i got the ball in front of my face. where am i going to go? >> jimmy: all right. >> should we do that again?

i'm sal. >> i'm the world. >> jimmy: right. we're excited. my father and i will be representing the kimmel side of the family. and aunt chippy and sal, the icano side. >> i have the kimmel side. >> jimmy: tell me where on the globe we're from. right here? >> on that freckle. one of the questions i found was fascinating to learn. we have your greatgrandfather, frank kimmel. he was born in 1880 in new york. and he is listed as the son of christian and theresa kimmel. as we big further, we actually found that christian and theresa kimmel didn't marry until 1886, six years after frank's birth. >> get out of here. that's [ bleep ].

doesn't matter. we evoluded over here. >> jimmy: apparently, we came from bastards. >> what we do know further, is christian kimmel wasn't in the united states until 1883. >> jimmy: good. we're not nazis. >> let's look at the other side. >> jimmy: good. aunt chippy is getting bored. >> no, i'm not. >> we're already back to your great, great grandparents. okay? and his mother was her father was a man named federico. and he and his brother, they, for some reason, decided they needed to build a staircase up to their building. and they built this marble staircase. and the problem was, they built it right in the middle of the road. >> that sounds about right.

>> they built it in the middle of the road? >> it goes up to the building. people are kind of upset about this because it goes through the main thoroughfare of town. people can't get through. and the thoroughfare goes to the main oven. >> where do you get this information from? >> they couldn't make this up. >> they built a staircase in the road? give me a frickin' -- give me a break. >> not only did they build a staircase. >> they're morons. hello. >> jimmy: these are our grand morons. >> they're grand, grand morons. >> can you pay to have your ancestry changed? if we wanted to get rid of an aunt off the family tree -- >> it's easy. whiteout. >> wait a minute. how much does it cost to take a nephew off the family tree. >> she's overbearing. and just loud. >> jimmy: disruptive.

>> yeah. >> do you think they could have imagined back in 1890 -- >> jimmy: that you'd have those big, crazy, fake eyelashes. >> that i'd have crazy, fake eyelashes and two [ bleep ] nephews. they'd probably stop the line before they knew what was going to come. >> jimmy: what's weird when you think of this, when you lookal these records, you realize that probably not that long from now, aunt chippy is going to be just a name on a list. >> that's right. you are, too. >> jimmy: what? >> you, too. >> jimmy: no. >> you're going to be a name on the list. oh. why are you dripping all over me? >> come on back in. >> i'm not coming back in. sal, you're such a slob. >> jimmy: what's going on here? what are you doing? happy birthday, aunt chippy.

>> it's almost like when you threw her into the pool. >> jimmy: this is similar to that. >> you have to be kidding me. i don't want to. but i will. no problem. >> jimmy: this is not -- and you, too. and you, you little jerk. >> jimmy: thank you so much for this. >> the pacific ocean. >> jimmy: sal, you slipped some of that. >> [ bleep ]. did i hit you? >> no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, from "dancing with the stars," apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith are here. music from andy allo. and back with another andy, andy garcia. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well, it's that time of year again.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. tonight, on the program, the dancers eliminated from "dancing with the stars" tonight. apolo anton ohno, and emmitt smith, here with their partners. they're crying backstage. it's a mess. and from this cd, "superconductor" andy allo from the bud light stage. she is a protege of prince. prince never has ugly guy proteges. always great-looking women. we have a good show for you tomorrow night. tim allen will be here. and music from flow rida. our next guest, is a championship golfer, and a handsome man. you know i'm from many. his latest "a dark truth"

premieres on november 29th. please say hello to andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? how's it going? >> good. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. you smell like cigars. and not smoked cigars. but unsmoked cigars, which is a great smell. you smell like a real man. >> i know that's what you like, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's right. i wish the people at home could experience this, as well. i saw somebody today. it's like the 25th anniversary of "the untouchables." >> yes. it is. >> jimmy: that's weird. how old were you when you made that film? >> it was 1980 -- late '80s.

it's hard to say. >> jimmy: you were a kid back then. >> not quite. i'd have to do the math. >> jimmy: okay. and sean connery, was it fun to work with him? or terrifying to work with him? >> not at all. sean was my hero when i was a kid. in the '60s, he was the guy. james bond. the fact that i got a chance to work with him was, you know, give it up to the man upstairs. >> jimmy: were you relaxed around him? >> well, you know, you have a responsibility as an actor to take care of your character. so, you know, my relationship in the movie with him, was a little bit combative. you know? so, i had to make sure that when i went to work, that i held my ground. >> jimmy: i see. >> you know? but he was an extraordinary individual. i have -- we became friends during the shoot. and -- i can't speak more highly about sean connery. >> jimmy: as an actor, would he

take it very seriously? and would he be a guy that was kind of in character? >> sean was a guy -- what i learned from him, he was a guy that was ready to work. he wanted to show up, do the thing. >> jimmy: get the hell out of there? >> couple of takes. and he was done. he was a golfer. >> jimmy: okay. i see. >> he was ready to play golf. >> jimmy: he would play golf right after -- >> he was always ready to play golf, which i can sympathize with you. >> jimmy: you love golfing, too. >> he was a tremendous inspiration to me was a young kid. and also, to work with him was a dream come true, really. >> jimmy: you played golf in china recently, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did that happen? how did you wind up in china? >> i got paid to play golf. >> jimmy: that couldn't be better. >> we'll pay you to show up and play golf. i played with matt kuchar. >> jimmy: that's exciting. >> in my foursome, one of the

foursomes, michael phelps was one. he is beginning to play golf. and doing the hank haney project for the golf channel. and adrien brody was my other partner. and adrien, it was his first time playing golf. >> jimmy: good to have on your team. >> it's amazing what we do for a paycheck. >> jimmy: yao ming played in in a golf tournament. i would love to see him playing golf. >> there isn't a shaft long enough to build for yao ming. he has custom-made clubs. but he has to crouch down to play. >> jimmy: is he a good golf center. >> no. i took a photograph with him. i traveled from hinan, an island in the china sea, to shanghai. and he give me a ride on his plane. >> jimmy: wow. >> i took a picture with him.

any picture next to yao ming, you look like a midget. >> jimmy: i have a picture to ask you about. this is from the golf tournament. what's going on here? there's men with bamboo. is that bamboo? >> yeah. i guess that's -- there was a party. in order to get to the party and get to the food and to the cocktails, you had to go through this sort of, like, bamboo thing you do. and you have to negotiate your way through the bamboo. >> jimmy: old people, i would imagine, can't come to this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and on the way out, it must be tricky, too. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: what's the point? what's going on there? >> on the way out, it's a cluster -- you know what. underground bleeding. >> jimmy: i think you have a lot of fun because you play a lot of golf. you go around and do this stuff. here you are, as the king bacchus at mardi gras. was that fun? >> yes, it was. it was.

i'm still recovering. i was the king of bacchus. i was honored to be the king of bacchus. >> jimmy: how do you get to be the king of bacchus? born into it? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. i feel they -- if they think you like cocktails. >> jimmy: i see. >> you go there for a week. you're the king. so, whatever you want is what they -- you say, whatever you want. >> jimmy: really? >> so, you spend a week eating and drinking. and you go on the parade. and you throw beads, like 5 million people for like five hours. you're tethered to the throne because you need to be tethered. >> jimmy: or else you might fall off. >> you will definitely fall off, yeah. by the end, i got back to los angeles. and i felt like i could actually -- you can actually create foie gras from my liver. >> jimmy: oh, really? did you bring your family? >> my little boy was on the float with me as one of the

pages. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's 10, now. >> jimmy: is this one of the parades when you throw the beads, the girls were exposing themselves? >> they -- if they want specific beads, they will tend to expose themselves, yes. >> jimmy: and how did your son like that? [ laughter ] >> he was deeply appreciative. >> jimmy: i'm going do yell at my dad. we're going to take a break. andy garcia is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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my wife, she doesn't trust you. >> i know. >> she thinks our family won't be safe. >> is your family safe here? how long can they live like this? >> how can anyone live? the answers are the same until we die.

>> come with me. >> we will stop clearback from doing what they did to other countries. >> how do we know it's true? >> you have to trust me. you must trust me. you must trust me. >> jimmy: that is andy garcia in "a dark truth." this is a very different part for you. it's kind of an action movie. tell everyone about the character that you play. >> i have to go down and sort of like cia guy, who has a talk show, on radio. and i get pulled into pulling forrest's character out of south america. he has very important information, that deals with -- >> jimmy: a corporation -- >> corporate control of water rights in that area. >> jimmy: you're running and jumping and stabbing and

shooting. >> up and down hills in the junger. >> jimmy: did you like doing that? >> it's always an adventure. and working with forest and eva. life is an adventure. >> jimmy: not for me, it isn't. [ laughter ] >> it will be soon. >> jimmy: maybe so. maybe i'll wind up in the forest with eva longoria. that would be nice. but usually, i'm just up in my office, typing. >> the interesting thing about working in the jungle is there's no paort-a-potties there. you have to go in the jungle or go back to the base camp. >> jimmy: that's doable for you. it seems like eva would -- that would be a situation for. >> you should see eva, with an a.k.-47. >> jimmy: while she's using the bathroom? >> she's capable of that. >> jimmy: that could be a movie right there. >> stay away, i'm busy. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i thank you for coming. it's always great to have you

here. and the smell of cigars is wonderful. andy garcia. his movie is "a dark truth." november 29th. >> huey lewis is a personal friend of ours. he tells me that you are the best barbecue chef in los angeles. >> jimmy: well, maybe not the best. but i'm third, probably. >> third? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm still waiting for the invitation. >> jimmy: okay. we'll talk about it. we'll set it all up. huey had a heart operation because of my barbecue. that's how good it is. andy garcia, everybody. we'll be right back with apolo anton ono and emmitt smith from "dancing with the stars." [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we're back. still to come, music from andial low. our next guests are champions of sport and dancing. joined by their dance partners, karina and cheryl, the ninth and tenth contestants eliminated "dancing with the stars" this year, apolo anton ohno and emmitt smith. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> this is comfy. >> jimmy: you guys all seem to be in pretty good spirits i'd say, yes? >> it's been a long, hard and

challenging, intense. but very rewarding. >> exciting. >> jimmy: you're glad its over? >> well, yes and no. we're glad to it's over because it's just so hard. i'm not going to lie. but we all wanted to make the final. we have to be real. we're all competitors. at the same time, we came out every night. we gave 100%. and every person part of "dancing with the stars" and i'm glad to be part of the family. >> jimmy: you're so full of it, it's ridiculous. i can only imagine you -- >> to say those lines. >> jimmy: and i my emmitt will vouch for me here. if your team got eliminated right before the super bowl, you would not be in a good mood that night, would you? >> i would be -- >> jimmy: and i'm guessing you were the same exact way yourself when you were competing. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: okay. >> but this is different. >> jimmy: it's not really a sport. it's nonsense.

>> no, no. >> it's important, jimmy. >> jimmy: for the viewers. to you two, it's not a sport. >> we're being judged. >> look, i grew up watching emmitt. he was an idol to me. >> that's funny. >> literally. now, we're both -- we're both part of a competition where we don't have control of the outcome. he has his whole team, his soldiers behind him. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're talking about. i have no idea. >> let me just roll with it. >> that's what happened in the green room. we do things that we get out here and we lose what we're supposed to talk about. >> jimmy: cheryl, you said you want to defend your sport. and you and karina -- >> i can't wait until you're on our show one day. >> it's just a matter of time. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you're next, baby. >> i think -- we're going to work on your hips.

>> jimmy: i would be eliminated immediately because i'm a terrible dancer. i'm not saying it doesn't take skill. but fence, emmitt, your sport, your wouldn't let celebrities play along on the field, would you? you wouldn't have kirstie alley throwing a pass to you. >> i wouldn't be trying to catch the pass that she throws. i would be blocking for her. >> jimmy: yes, in your real competitions, of course, it's a sport. but there's voting in this. you have 10s last night, right? and you got eliminated. if this was a sport, you'd still be in it. am i wrong on that? >> you're wrong on that. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i hear that apolo has lost the mirrorball trophy. the trophy you won last time around. is that true? >> i kind of have it. >> jimmy: this is how seriously you take this so-called sport. you don't know where your

mirrorball trophy is. >> but the good news is, i stole the new one. >> jimmy: how did you lose it? >> in the midst of moving. i always said, when i was going to get the mirrorball trophy, i was going to have it come down from the ceiling when i walk in my house. disco music coming on. >> jimmy: and on the trunk of your truck or something. >> i tried to fit it in the car. >> jimmy: emmitt, where is your mirrorball trophy. >> mine is in my game room. >> jimmy: he put his on display. >> let's talk about it for half an hour. >> jimmy: do you feel it was a more difficult season with all of the celebrity dancers? you didn't have the obvious people you pick off right at the beginning. there was one obvious one. but she stuck around for a while. do you feel it was harder this time? >> it was intense. the level had gone up completely. from when we danced six years ago to now, you can't compare.

>> jimmy: is emmitt's dancing as good this time around? >> it's even better. >> jimmy: because you have a season of experience. >> that helped a lot. season three choreography was at a level. but this particular season, with all of the competitors we have on the show, it took it up three or four notches. >> jimmy: which is more painful? losing tonight? or watching the cowboys play football? >> watching the cowboys play football. >> jimmy: is it possible that the reason you didn't get the votes this week is because america would rather see you rejoin the team to play on thanksgiving? [ cheers and applause ] >> i would rather see him, too. >> my cowboys, even though we're squeaking out wins, the bottom line is we're winning right now. if we could win on thursday, that would make my year. >> i think emmitt should coach. >> jimmy: now, cheryl, you have indicated that you would like to be the bachelorette. is that true? >> hmm.

that is true. yes. >> jimmy: you would like to be the bachelorette. >> that is true. i think my dating history has been horrible. >> jimmy: just like "the bachelorette." >> and if i can't pick anybody, have someone else pick it for me. >> jimmy: you realize you would have better luck finding a man at a bus stop. it never works out. >> it does work for a couple. >> jimmy: it worked for like 2 out of 80. >> i'm a hopeless romantic. >> jimmy: will you be back on "dancing with the stars" next season? >> hopefully, yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> if they have us. >> jimmy: of course, they will have you. if there's an all-star edition, will you guys -- would you guys like to dance again? >> no. that's not up to me. >> jimmy: it's not up to you? >> we'll be like 90 by then. >> i will anyway. i am the oldest of the group here. >> jimmy: oh. well, out of this little group here. >> this little group.

>> jimmy: we have a tradition, with which you are all familiar. that tradition is, when you come, you're eliminated, we do burn your shoes. since this is an all-star season, we're actually running them through a woodchiper. let's go outside to guillermo now. there's guillermo. and since we have two pairs of shoes to chip tonight, we have two people to do it for us. guillermo and our new security guard. new security guard, will you reveal your -- can you see that is -- yes, that is -- that's another guillermo. that's guillermo ally, in our alley. tonight, you were eliminated from "dancing with the stars." and now, your shoes will pay the price. go ahead and do the deed, guillermo. place the shoes on the hopper. and the next pair of shoes on the hopper.

gentlemen, i'm sorry. but your dance cards have been punched. and that is all. [ cheers and applause ] cheryl, karina, we'll see you all tomorrow morning on "good morning america." and the finals of "dancing with the stars" begin monday night at 8:00. here on abc. we'll be right back with music from andy allo. [ cheers and applause ] portions of [ female announcer ] can your pancake mix do this?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: her debut album came out today, called "superconductor." here with "people pleaser" andy allo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ you so consumed with being nice ♪ ♪ that i forgot to live my life such a people pleaser ♪ ♪ now i see i wasted so much time ♪ ♪ yes they like me they expect me ♪ ♪ to be there at a drop of a dime ♪ ♪ well i change my mind i use to be a ♪ ♪ people pleaser i had a change of mind ♪ ♪ i use to be a midnight teaser i just want to take my time ♪

♪ so obsessed with holding on that i forgot to just let go ♪ ♪ listening to abusive speech instead of ♪ ♪ letting feelings show and i'm so tired of dealing ♪ ♪ with these guys that all they do is change ♪ ♪ from directions to their reactions ♪ ♪ you and i both know it's fake i use to be a people pleaser ♪ ♪ but i had a change of mind i use to be a midnight teaser ♪ ♪ now, i just want to take my time ♪

♪ so consumed with given all ♪ ♪ i had and more and more times four ♪ ♪ and i am not the one who stands outside when ♪ ♪ they have locked the door 'cause this is my ♪ ♪ and every other man who dares to make a stand ♪ ♪ there's a time to raise your voice ♪ ♪ and a time to raise your hand i use to be ♪ ♪ a people pleaser but i had a change of mind ♪ ♪ i use to be a midnight teaser now i just want ♪ ♪ to take my time