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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. the winner of "dancing with the stars," -- melissa rycroft. and music from future. believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing
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and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas. what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with the stars" champions, and music from future. it might be a little awkward because it is the first time mike and reba have been in the room together since they broke up. mike tyson is here from his live one-man show called mike tyson, undisputed truthful it is two hours of him saying the words undisputed truth over and over again and it is worth every nickel. before we get to all that, the big finale tonight of "dancing with the stars" all-stars. we did it. we spent dozens and dozens of hours watching rumbas and we should be very ashamed of ourselves. i should mention that even though we have declared a winner on abc, we are still waiting final results from florida to
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make it legal. when all was said and done, the winner of "dancing with the stars" was melissa rycroft. at long last. fans of melissa's can officially stop feeling sorry for her. she has a husband, a baby, and best of all a mirror ball trophy. so via satellite with her dance partner, tony dovolani. hello, champions. >> hi! >> jimmy: i've never seen anyone as happy as the two of you were at the end of this show. it was mayhem at the end of the program, wasn't it? >> yeah, absolutely. i mean, we did not expect it. it was really surreal. and yeah, there was a shiny mirror ball in front of us. >> i think i lost my mind. >> jimmy: either your cast mates really love the two of you or they really hate the other people you were competing
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against. i'm not sure. >> they all ran toward us, didn't they? >> jimmy: the first win for both of you. you beat a room full of champions. the first time you competed on the show shawn johnson won after a very close final vote. she was in the final two tonight and finally, you have exacted your revenge. one by one your enemies are being crushed. >>. [ laughter ] >> will jason be next? >> not commenting on that one. >> jimmy: did you remember to vote for yourselves this time? >> yes, yes, i did. >> jimmy: tony, does this victory make up for having to dance with kate gosselin a few years ago? >> you could say that. she's a sweetheart. i'm sure she voted for us. >> you're so nice. >> jimmy: tonight is your third wedding -- your 13th wedding anniversary. is it your third? which is it? >> 13, actually. my wife was in the audience. this is the best present i ever
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could have given her. >> jimmy: the best present you could ever give her is dancing with another woman? that's a very understanding wife. melissa, what are you going to do with that trophy? what is the plan for it? >> i think i'm going to put it on my front lawn or maybe on the hood of my car. somewhere where i can really advertise it. >> jimmy: will you let the baby play with it? >> no. no. >> my kids will take mine. >> jimmy: this is your third abc reality show. did you the bachelor, "dancing with the stars" two times and you did bachelor pad. what's next? are you going to give wipeout a shot? >> i've actually done wipeout. >> jimmy: oh, well, then make that four. [ laughter ] congratulations! maybe shark tank should be on the list. >> before you go, i want to wish all of you a happy 100th anniversary. >> jimmy: how did i forget that?
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i always want to work the albanians in there. congratulations to both of you and to albanians everywhere. >> thank you. >> jimmy: they're heading to "good morning america" tomorrow. have fun. eat something, tony. melissa and tony. melissa rycroft, tony dovolani, what a ride. what a ride. you know what? now that "dancing with the stars" is over, i don't know what to watch. when does football come back? it is back? oh, my. i think i might need an intervention. you know, there is a state college in northern california that has an interesting new program. the school is opening what they call the humboldt state institute for enter disciplinary marijuana research. now, i've never heard of humboldt state before but something tells me it is about to become harder to get into than yale. they plan-the plan is to organize lectures and research to study how marijuana relates to topics like economics, politics, psychology and
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sociology. they'll probably just end up playing ultimate frisbee or something. the new wing of the school has already been built. it looks great. i don't know if we need this. we already have a college research institute devoted to marijuana. it is called college. you know, when i read that humboldt state was opening a marijuana institute, i have to admit that i jumped to conclusions. i know they grow a bunk of pot up there. i thank you they all sat around smoking. i found a webb. students give various firsthand accounts on what it is like to go to those schools. thisguy they picked to talk about it. last time i think i was involved in a club on campus, it was the musical instrument liberation committee. and our kind of motivation was to abolish a law in which you could not play musical instruments in the dorm
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environment. and we were successful in getting rid of that rule. so the club ceased to exist. but it was really fun being part of that and i met some good friends through it. and, um, and yeah. >> his parents are going to jump off a bridge. institute for marijuana research is obviously getting a lot of attention. and admission is competitive. to get into the school you have to fail a lot of very rigorous drug tests. as far as preparing kids for the future, if you're a student looking to get a job right out of college, it does look like a good school to put on your list. >> stuck in a dead-end job? would you like to be in then apply now to the humboldt institute for interdisciplinary marijuana research and prepare yourself for a low pressure career in such jobs as dog wanting, pizza delivery, occupying wall street, dressing up as chewbaca.
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party clown, living in a van and selling friendship bracelets and oil. olympic swimming and more. just listen to what real students have to say. >> two years ago, i helped to organize a community charm circle. >> don't just sit there baked out of your mine, call the humboldt institute for enter disciplinary marijuana research. >> it will be a waste of time. i guarantee you. >> the humboldt institute for enter disciplinary pair was nota research. higher education. [ cheers and applause ] >> can you organize a drum circle? i think drum circles organize themselves. here's a dumb new study. the journal of sex research which is a real thing published a study that says adult film act regss have irwho self-esteem and are more religious than regular women. when asked if they had high
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self-esteem, the porn stars shouted yes and oh god over and over again. can that be true? i guess, i think we probably all have higher self-esteem if every time the door bell rang, someone wanted to have sex with us. i'm not sure i buy it. the study suggests that pornographic films do not present an accurate depiction of the plumbing or pool cleaning industries. it turns out they are not as glamorous as they make it seem. speaking of porn, there is a story about charlie sheen in the news. apparently charlie sheen gave lindsay lohan $100,000 to help her pay the overdue taxes she owes the government which is, that's nice of him to do. when charlie sheen is the guy helping you get why are life back on track, that's a problem. apparently they became friendly on the set of scary movie 5 which i believe is a documentary about them. and he took pity on her and now a christmas miracle from charles sheen. the powerball jackpot. did any of you play this?
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it is $500 million. the biggest powerball jackpot ever. just imagine how many lottery tickets you could buy with $500 million. the drawing isn't until tomorrow. with that said i want to say congratulations to the group of 18 people who work in an aluminum manufacturing plant who will inevitably win this. unfortunately here in california, we're one of the eight states that doesn't participate in the powerball drawing. there is still a way you can take part. our parking lot security guard guillermo put together this instructional video for those of hue live ntsb nonpowerball states, california, alabama, hawaii, mississippi, utah, wyoming, but still want to marriage here's what you do. >> you feel like you're playing powerball if your state doesn't have it? with guillermo. okay. first, write your favorite numbers. and then get your numbers. and some money. and put them in the garbage
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disposal like this. ha ha ha! that's where your money goes! >> isn't that great? thank you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] starbucks has just introduced its most expensive cup of coffee ever. it is called costa rica -- it is priced at $7 a cup. which might sound like a lot but you're also paying for the ambience of a homeless guy taking a shower in the bathroom sink. starbucks said it is worth $7 because it is made from a rare kind of bean called geisha. if you threw an elbow at an old lady's head this week, you are not allowed to buy this cup of coffee. a $7 comof coffee. i feel like this is a test to find out how stupid we are. while it is ridiculous to spend $7 on a cup of coffee, it is not
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that much more ridiculous than spending $4 at starbucks. do you think you can tell the difference between the regular and the $7 comof coffee? we went on hollywood boulevard to find out. we grabbed some people by. we sat them down. coffee drinkers. we put them in front of two cups and let the challenge begin. >> starbucks is introducing a new premium $7 a cup brand of coffee. we're seeing if people can tell the difference between the regular and the premium. so try the different cups of coffee. >> all righty. >> which is the super premium and why? >> i want to say this one because it has a richer taste. it tastes stronger. more premium, i guess. >> jimmy: i should mention that we did not even bother to get the $7 coffee. we got a pot of regular coffee and poured the exact same coffee
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in both couples. >> the smoothest flavor. this has a richer, bolder taste. this is definitely it. >> i believe it is this one. it just tastes richer and lighter. i think i like that one better. >> i think it is this one. it is kind of like, not stronger but more smooth. really full of taste. this one is more or less bland. >> it has a beanie taste. it tastes like a bean. it has like this roasty grind feeling. >> it has that more, like, that more strong taste to it. you can taste it. you can feel it when it goes down. you can taste it. >> i would say for the value, for the taste, consumption, i would put $2 to $3 on this cup.
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preferably over the second cup. >> it all tastes the same. it tastes the same. nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can't judge a book by its tank top. tonight, mike tyson is here. we'll be right back with reba mcentire. so stick around. go! go olive garden's 2 for $25. an italian dinner for 2. start with all the fresh salad and warm breadsticks you want. choose an appetizer made for sharing. then two delicious entrees from five of our favorites. classics like eggplant parmagiana. or new favorites like smoked mozzarella chicken. three courses, two people, just $25
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february 12th in indianapolis. mike tyson is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then with music from this cd, it came out today, it's called "pluto 3d" -- future from the bud light stage. and future will be assisted by kelly rowland tonight. tomorrow night, eric bana will be here, from "homeland" -- sergeant brody -- damian lewis, with be with us. and our musical guest is wiz khalifa. so join us then. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a grammy award-winning singer and former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world -- oh, wait, we got this confused with mike tyson. she's never fought anybody as far as i know. she has a new show called "malibu country." watch it fridays at 8:30 on abc. please say hello to reba mcentire. [ cheers and applause ]
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flew to texas to be with his family. >> jimmy: that's your husband. >> marvel blackstock, my husband and manager. >> jimmy: what a great name that is. narville. it sounds like it is out of a novel. out of a navville actually. >> it was his dad's name. and then he named his son navville brandon. >> jimmy: his son. >> yeah. so navville leroy and brandon. navville brandon. >> jimmy: what are some of the other name in your family the girls have the best names. calamity, chism. >> jimmy: calamity, chism? wow. where did that come from? >> chism trail. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know what that is. >> that's not even spelled like. >> jimmy: c-h-i-s-o-l-m, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: you just shortened it. >> well, peyton did.
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it is his kid. we had a nice thanksgiving. we went to oklahoma and texas. we split it up with our families our family and narville's family. and we had a good time. did you have a good thanksgiving? >> jimmy: i did. we went to st. louis. we didn't split it up. we just stayed with my fiance's family a whole time. it was a good way to avoid my own family. >> you said that on television. i can't believe you did that. >> jimmy: they don't have cable. don't worry. >> ooh! >> jimmy: your son is a professional race car driver, which is -- shelby blackstock, which is a pretty cool job to have. did you want your son to be a race car driver? >> i didn't select it, no. >> jimmy: yeah, as a mom, not at the top of your list of choices. >> no. he did. he came up and said he wanted to be a race car driver. >> jimmy: how old was he? >> that was three years ago. he's 22. >> jimmy: i noticed your company is one of his sponsors. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you actually pay to be on that or do you make him put this on his jacket for free? >> i tell you. if he wants trice that car, he has to put that on his racing
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uniform. >> jimmy: he does. >> yeah. we are his sponsors. >> jimmy: do the other boys at race car driving school make fun of him for having his mom's company on the -- >> no. no. they like for shelby's mom to have her logo on their car. >> jimmy: i see. >> and racing jackets too. >> jimmy: would you ever considering sponsoring a rival racer? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, you would not? >> no. >> jimmy: so business is not business. it is very personal. >> and it is very expensive. shelby is about the only one we can afford. >> jimmy: i got you. so was he always, was he a bad driver as a kid? >> no. a good driver. >> jimmy: was he a fast driver? >> he was. >> jimmy: that can't be a good thing for you as a parent. >> well, especially when his adviser from school calls us and says that he caught shelby drag racing on olympic here in l.a. going to school one day. >> jimmy: drag racing on olympic in l.a.? really. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how fast was he going? >> i don't know how fast.
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i don't think 80. he said 80. i don't think that's right. i said, what were you doing? well, i pulled up to the red light and this guy looked like he wanted to race. and we did. >> jimmy: guys always look like they want to race. >> yeah. >> jimmy: by the way, if he said 80, he was going at least 95. >> you think on olympic? >> jimmy: yeah, there's an automatic thing, a similar thing women do with weight, men do with cars. it's a fact. >> i can't believe you said that on television. oh, wow. >> jimmy: your dad and your grandfather were professional athletes as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they were cattle ropers, right? or -- >> steer ropers. in the rodeo, champion steer reppers. >> jimmy: did you go and watch them? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: did they ever rope you? >> no. >> jimmy: did they rope humans ever? >> no. >> jimmy: i would rope everyone. i'd throw a lasso over guillermo, pull him right over here. >> you wouldn't like that. >> jimmy: on your show, you play
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a character named reba. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is your real name. also the name of the character on your last show. but this is a different reba than this reba and then the reba from the last one. >> you know, i did that to keep it straight but you really made it complicated. >> jimmy: that's my gift. making things very complicated. do you have i think in your contract that you must always be reba? no matter what the -- like if you were doing hamlet or something, there would be a reba in it all of a sudden? >> no. but i'm going to put it in my contract. that's a great idea. >> jimmy: probably a smart thing to do. people don't have to learn a new name and you trade when you're playing someone else in a way. when they know you well. you're a personality. >> i think so. my fans all knew me. from the music and doing other things. when i went to do the "reba" tv show, for me to be reba, it made things less complicated. and i knew who they were talking to when they said, "hey, reba." >> jimmy: if i were to take the name reba, would you sue me? you own reba? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: are there any others?
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>> sure, reba hancock, that was johnny cash's sister. my grandmother was named reba. that's how i got the name reba myself. >> jimmy: and she did not sue you when you got the name. >> no, no. >> jimmy: grandparents are the best. >> aren't they, though? >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the name of your show. >> malibu country. >> jimmy: not reba. >> no. that's the other one that's still running in reruns. >> jimmy: don't be confused. she is still reba and will be no matter what happens. >> thank you. "malibu country" friday nights 8:30 on abc. reba mcentire. we'll be right back with mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by citi-price rewind. buy now. save later. learn how you can save money after purchases at citi.com/pricerewind. [ male announcer ] ever hear of the angel's share?
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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from future. if you told me 25 years ago that our next guest would one day star in a broadway show, i would have said, that sounds like the greatest idea i've ever heard. he's now doing that and bringing that show to your city. "mike tyson: undisputed truth" begins a national tour in february. please welcome the one and only mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: you look great. looking good. you look very snazzy. i like the handkerchief. >> my wife dressed me this evening. >> jimmy: did she pick it all out for you? >> yeah. >> yeah. ? did she lay it out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i paid for it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything all right? >> i'm doing awesome. >> jimmy: whose idea was it, this one-man show? this is a great idea. i don't know how i did not come up with it. >> oh, really. i'm driving down 15th, vegas. >> jimmy: in vegas? >> 15. going toward north las vegas, of course. the billboard. "bronx tail." my wife goes, that's my favorite movie. the reason why, anybody familiar with the movie, the love interest is a black woman. that's great, this and that.
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we go to the movie. the show. >> jimmy: it's a one-man show. >> that's what it is. it was about a movie. we're at the theater and we can hear, we can hear a pin drop. and it is just, mind-boggling and i tell my wife, hey, baby. i can do this. this is what i do when i'm in europe and asia and stuff. you know? i talk to the person. in europe and asia i make sure i won't interact like i do in europe. like i do off the cuff like mr. palminteri did. i told my wife about my life at first, and i look at the script and i said, baby. this is the guy you fell in love with. you're not supposed to be nice to this guy. this is a bad guy here. >> jimmy: you told her all the stories. she wrote them down for you? >> i'm trying to sugar coat it. she became more objective. i said you can't fool the people. the people know me. they know the story. you can't tell them what
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happened when they know it didn't happen. >> jimmy: did you hold back at all knowing your wife was the one writing the stuff down? >> no, i told her everything. >> jimmy: did she get mad at all during the process of writing it? >> no, she's not like that. >> jimmy: that's great. she picks out your clothes. she doesn't get mad at you. what planet is she from? >> from a very special place. >> jimmy: you started doing it in las vegas and then spike lee helped you prepare for broadway. >> the gentleman that worked for spike caught the show and brought it to vegas, then he wanted to bring it to broadway. and mr. jim neelander, he brought it together, it was a hit for two weeks. then i believe in march and february, taking it on the road, going to hit all the major -- >> jimmy: february it begins. >> almost messed up. >> jimmy: had you ever been to a broadway show before? was that something you had done? >> absolutely. cuban the teddy bear, i saw quite a few. >> jimmy: really? did you go to musicals and that sort of thing? >> i saw "cats."
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>> jimmy: "cats"? >> what else? porgy and bess. >> jimmy: everything you say is interesting. i don't know what it is. but every experience you've had is interesting to me. >> jimmy: i met you. have we met? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: so now you're starting the tour. i thought this was interesting. in indianapolis which is the city you were arrested and bad things happened. that doesn't seem like the place to kick things off. >> this is very funny. when i heard that, too i said this has to have been -- this is an epiphany. at this moment in my -- i'm saying, when i do, i call my great lawyer. he didn't do well. james broyle. i invite him and my judge. >> jimmy: you invite the judge? >> i'll invite them, say see how i'm doing now, i'm doing good.
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>> jimmy: they'll be proud of you. >> hopefully -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i would ever go back there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't do that. they may throw you right back in. >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. when you were in prison people visited you. famous people visited you. >> yes. this is true. >> jimmy: one i know of in particular. but tell me about some of the people that visited you there. >> i had quite a collective group of people. you know? i had tupac shakur, whitney houston came, o.j. came in. the ojays came. >> jimmy: o.j.? >> the ojays. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's not out of the question that o.j. may have been in a prison at one time. >> dionne warwick came. >> jimmy: dionne warwick? >> bb king. >> jimmy: the one i'm driving toward is florence henderson. mrs. brady from the brady bunch. >> yes.
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this is pretty interesting. miss henderson did come to visit me. but at that particular time i was in an isolation. anybody familiar with isolation, nobody here looks like they've been locked up before, right? when you're in isolation, you locked down 23, 24 hours of the day. if you do happen to go somewhere besides the bathroom, you have to go in shackles. in shackles you're like this. and it is basically, you know -- slavery stuff. so what was i going to say when miss brady bunch lady came to visit me. howdy, ma'am, how have you been doing? [ laughter ] i've been caught. i've been caught, ma'am. i can't do that to miss brady bunch. [ bleep ]. i was going to ask her all the things about greg. about cindy.
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cindy went to porno. >> jimmy: cindy went to porno? i did not know that. >> the younger one. >> jimmy: i know marsha got hit by a football. i didn't realize cindy went to porno. >> that's true. >> jimmy: you missed out on that visit. well, maybe in the future. maybe she'll come to see the show, that would be a nice thing. >> that would be amazing. that would be amazing. it was really awesome. i appreciated those visits. i really needed them at that particular time. >> jimmy: i bet. could anybody come visit you? >> she was able to do that. she was there doing -- god bless america, i believe. she was sitting there. she was really good with those guys. she really was buddy with those guys. just go visit them. >> jimmy: was it a conjugal visit, do you think? >> no. stop, stop. [ bleep ]. the good ol' boys, a pickup truck coming to get him. talking about brady bunch, miss henderson.
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>> jimmy: i was out of line. >> we're dealing with late night, okay? [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: this is a strange turn of events. >> i lost weight, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did lose weight, you need to cut that belt off a few notches. it's too big for you. >> i just pulled it too tight. >> jimmy: you revealed that -- >> wait. >> jimmy: i really feel like when this tour -- is it going to be in l.a.? is this show going to be in l.a.? >> like five nights in l.a. we have five nights in l.a. >> jimmy: we've got to make was one of those nights a two-man show where i join you for the show. i'd like to be a part of it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't that be fun? could we do that? all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you take your feet off my furniture. do you still follow boxing? >> yeah. quite -- yeah. as a matter of fact, i'm
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launching my foundation, mike tyson cares. [ cheers and applause ] yes. hey. i am going to be -- mike tyson cares about helping homeless children in vegas. there are so many homeless children and we're going to launch december 7th, a day before the pacquiao fight. we're going to be at the mgm taboo. 7:30 to 10:00. it is all about giving the homeless children a fighting chance like myself. i was one of those children once. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were. >> yes. not everyone has a talent like you. >> no, no. listen. that's not true. everybody doesn't have a talent like me. everybody has a talent and we need to find out where it's at. >> jimmy: that's good. >> everyone that is a talent. >> jimmy: now, as far as this fight goes, are you auctioning off the opportunities? >> we'll auction off the opportunity. it's me. it's a date with me to go to the fights with you and i'll give you some of my expertise advice, what's going on. this is going to be marquez and pacquiao.
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this is going to be four fights. regardless of the outcome which is kind of tricky, it is always a great fight. they're going to have a great fight. that's why they sold out again. because they know. they'll fight thousands. when they're 50, it will be a great fight because they're design to have great fights. their styles. i'm just happy to be there. it's going to be awesome. so don't be afraid to continue, continue, but donations. call miketysoncares.org. >> jimmy: phone miketyson.org? >> for donations, yes. >> jimmy: miketysoncares.org. and mike tyson really does care, doesn't he? >> absolutely. we piggy banked with another shade tree charity and we got jobs from all different organizations for people, and this stuff really works. you can really get a homeless person a job. and because they're homeless, that doesn't mean they're nonfunctioning. these are college graduates.
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as everyone does at one time in their life, everyone falls on hard times. and i was so happy to help people, give them jobs at movie theaters, palm hotel gave them jobs. and everybody gave them jobs. burger king. [ cheers and applause ] i really never understood the feeling of giving because i've always been so selfish, wanting to accommodate -- accumulate everything in my life. i realized giving was just as much of a satisfied feeling. >> jimmy: i remember once you gave a guy like a bentley or something in the middle of the street, right? >> yeah. he was a cop. he was going to arrest me so i gave him -- [ laughter ] >> come on serious, man. december 7th, a lot of people are going to send things to auction off. i got magic sent stuff, i got barry bonds, they will send some stuff. you need to come, too. >> jimmy: i will. >> you need to come too. vegas, man. they need to come back home and give back to where you're from.
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but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it. these days, i guess i just don't want to miss a thing. [ laughs ] i miss you guys. that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪
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♪ we don't wanna we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ it's like our life it just began you walkin' out you comin' back again ♪ ♪ 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ ♪ you got all the questions and i know all the answers i done took your heart girl and hold it up for ransom ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna ♪ ♪ i could tell you was into me from my instant chemistry ♪ ♪ ask i reflect memory
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you ride or you die for me ♪ ♪ i go to war over you want walk the, on by showing you you know what it is shawty forever my lil shawty ♪ ♪ long as i'm swimmin' in benjamins you shop with no limited ♪ ♪ you reminisce every session love know you'll come back again ♪ ♪ i know you can't breathe without me you gon' need the oxygen ♪ ♪ i damn near gave you an overdose off my own medicine ♪ ♪ i took a sip of your tea and i ain't been right ever since ♪ ♪ as i think to myself what'd it be is it heaven sent ♪ ♪ let's put the past behind us and go far away where nobody can find us ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪ ♪ you walkin' out you comin' back again 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ ♪ i got all the questions you got all the answers i done took your heart boy held it up for ransom ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end
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we don't wanna ♪ ♪ oh -- neva say neva from the day we got together i thought it will be forever ♪ ♪ you showed your true colors i can't believe you played me i let you meet my mother ♪ ♪ oh -- you hung out with my brother my significant other you know i still love you baby ♪ ♪ oh boy, you make me so mad but i come right back it's like i can't get over you, i can't get over ♪ ♪ you -- i can't get over you and the things that you do ♪ ♪ swear i don't want nobody but you -- baby ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪
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♪ you walkin' out you comin' back again 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna ♪ ♪ is there anything you wanna know is there any place you rather be ♪ ♪ you can walk until your feet get sore i bet you walking back and i bet you walking back to me ♪ ♪ actually that's a guarantee our friendship was guaranteed ♪ ♪ you got my ego in another league i ain't tryna be cocky i got your heart in my pocket ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪
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>> jimmy: so many people to thank. i want to thank reba mcentire, mike tyson -- apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. he will be rescheduled. tomorrow night, eric bana, damian lewis and music from wiz khalifa. the album, "pluto 3d," is out now. playing us off the air with "turn on the lights," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, future. goodnight!
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