>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. the winner of "dancing with the stars," melissa rycroft. and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live"

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. hello, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. all right? you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas, so -- what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with the stars" champions, and music from future. it might be a little awkward because it is the first time mike and reba have been in the room together since they broke up. [ laughter ] mike tyson is here from his live one-man show called mike tyson, undisputed truth. it's two hours of him saying the

words "undisputed truth" over and over again and it's worth every nickel. before we get to all that, the big finale tonight of "dancing with the stars" all-stars. we did it. we spent dozens and dozens of hours watching rumbas and cha-chas and we crowned a champion. we should be very ashamed of ourselves. i should mention that even though we have declared a winner on abc, we are still waiting final results from florida to make it legal. when all was said and done, the winner of "dancing with the stars" was melissa rycroft. at long last. fans of melissa from "the bachelor" can officially stop feeling sorry for her. she has a husband, a baby, and best of all a mirror ball trophy. joining us live via satellite with her dance partner, tony dovolani, the all-star champion, melissa rycroft. hello, melissa and tony. hello champions. >> hi! >> jimmy: i've never seen anyone as happy as the two of you were

at the end of the show. it was mayhem at the end of the program, wasn't it? >> yeah, absolutely. i mean, we did not expect it. it was really surreal. and yeah, there was a shiny mirror ball in front of us. >> i think i lost my mind. >> jimmy: either your cast mates really love the two of you or they really hate the other people you were competing against. i'm not sure. >> they all ran toward us, didn't they? >> jimmy: the first win for both of you. you beat a room full of champions. melissa, the first time you competed on the show, shawn johnson won after a very close final vote. she was in the final two tonight and finally, you have exacted your revenge. one by one your enemies are being crushed. [ laughter ] will jason be next? >> not commenting on that one. >> jimmy: did you remember to vote for yourself this time? >> yes, yes, i did. yeah. >> jimmy: tony, does this victory make up for having to dance with kate gosselin a few

years ago? [ laughter ] >> you could say that. she's a sweetheart. i'm sure she voted for us. >> you're so nice. >> jimmy: tonight is your third wedding -- your 13th wedding anniversary. is it your third? which is it? >> 13, actually. my wife was in the audience. she is -- this is the best present i could have ever given her. >> jimmy: the best present you could ever give her is dancing with another woman? [ laughter ] that's a very understanding wife. melissa, what are you going to do with that trophy? what is the plan for it? >> i think i'm going to put it on my front lawn or maybe on the hood of my car. somewhere where i can really advertise it. >> jimmy: will you let the baby play with it? >> no. no. >> my kids will probably take mine. >> jimmy: i got you. this is your third abc reality show. you did "the bachelor," "dancing with the stars" two times and "bachelor pad."

what's next? are you going to give "wipeout" a shot? >> i've actually done "wipeout." >> jimmy: oh, well, then make that four. [ laughter ] congratulations! maybe "shark tank." be that on the list. >> before you go, i want to wish all theal bane yans a happy 100th anniversary. >> jimmy: how did i forget that? i also want to wish the albanians that. congratulations to both of you and to albanians everywhere. >> thank you. >> jimmy: they're heading to "good morning america" tomorrow. thank you. have fun. eat something, tony. melissa and tony. melissa rycroft, tony dovolani, our celebrity dancing champions. what a ride. what a ride. you know? you know what? now that "dancing with the stars" is over, i don't know what to watch. when does football come back? it is back? oh, my. i think i might need an intervention. you know, there is a state college in northern california that has an interesting new program. the school is opening what they

call the humboldt state institute for interdisciplinary marijuana research. now, i've never heard of humboldt state before but something tells me it is about to become harder to get into than yale. [ laughter ] . the plan is to organize lectures and research to study how marijuana relates to p to ickes like economics, politics, psychology and sociology. they'll probably just end up playing ultimate frisbee or something. the new wing of the school has already been built. we have a -- it looks great. [ laughter ] i don't know if we need this. we already have a college research institute devoted to marijuana. it is called college. [ laughter ] you know, when i read that humboldt state was opening a marijuana institute, i have to admit that i jumped to conclusions. i know they grow a lot of pot up there. so, i assumed their students were a bunch of stoners. i found a website, where students from various schools give firsthand accounts on what

it's like to go to those schools. this guy they picked to talk about humboldt state. last time i think i was involved in a club on campus, it was the musical instrument liberation committee. and our, kind of motivation was to abolish a law in which you could not play musical instruments in the dorm environment. and we were successful in getting rid of that rule. so the club ceased to exist. but it was really fun being part of that and i met some good friends through it. and, um, and yeah. >> jimmy: his parents just jumped off a bridge. this institute for marijuana research is obviously getting a lot of attention and admission is competitive. to get into school, you have to fail a lot of very rigorous drug tests. as far as preparing kids for the future, if you're a student looking to get a job right out of college, it does look like a

good school to put on your list. >> stuck in a dead-end job? would you like to be? then, apply now to the humboldt institute for interdisciplinary marijuana research and prepare yourself for a low pressure career in such exciting fields as dog walking, snowboard rental, pizza delivery, occupying watt street, dressing up as chewbacca, pipe man for little wayne. party clown. living in a van and selling friendship bracelets. olympic swimming and more. just listen to what real students have to say. >> two years ago, i helped to organize a community charm circle. >> so, don't just sit there baked out of your mind. call the humboldt institute for interdisciplinary marijuana research now. >> it will be a waste of time. i guarantee it. >> the humboldt institute for interdisciplinary marijuana research. higher education. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, because it's higher -- can you organize a

drum circle? i think drum circles just organize themselves. here's a dumb new study. the journal of sex research which is a real thing published a study that says adult film actress have self-esteem and are more religious than regular women. when asked if they had high self-esteem, the porn stars shouted yes and oh god over and over again. [ laughter ] can that possibly be true? i mean, i guess it kind of -- i think we've probably all have higher self-esteem if every time the doorbell rang, everyone wanted to have sex with us, but i'm not sure i buy it. the study suggests that pornographic films do not present an accurate depiction of the plumbing or pool cleaning industries. [ laughter ] it turns out they are not as glamorous as they make it seem. hey, speaking of porn, there's a story about charlie sheen in the news. apparently charlie sheen gave lindsay lohan $100,000 to help her pay the overdue taxes she opens the government, which is -- that's nice of him to do, but when charlie sheen is the guy that's helping you get your

life back on track -- that's a problem. [ laughter ] apparently they became friendly on the set of "scary movie 5," which i believe is a documentary about them. and he took pity on her and now a christmas miracle from charles sheen. the powerball jackpot. did any of you play this? it is $500 million. which is the biggest powerball jackpot ever. just imagine how many lottery tickets you could buy with $500 million. the drawing isn't until tomorrow. but with that said, i want to say congratulations to the group of 18 people who work in an aluminum manufacturing plant who will inevitably win this. unfortunately for us here in california, we're one of the eight states that doesn't participate in the powerball drawing. there is still a way you can take part. our parking lot security guard guillermo put together this instructional video for those of you who live in non-powerball states of california, alabama, alaska, hawaii, mississippi, nevada, utah and wyoming. but still want to play, well, here's what you do.

>> how to feel like you're playing powerball if your state doesn't have it, with guillermo. okay, first, write your favorite numbers. and then, get your numbers and some money. and put them in the garbage disposal like this. that's where your money goes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that great? thank you, guillermo. [ applause ] starbucks has just introduced its most expensive cup of coffee ever. it's priced at $7 a cup. which might sound like a lot but you're also paying for the ambience of a homeless guy taking a shower in the bathroom sink. et cetera. starbucks said it is worth $7 because it's made from a rare variety of beans that are very hard to grow.

by the way, if you threw an elbow at an old lady's head to buy a discounted blu-ray player this weekend, you are not allowed to buy this cup of coffee. i forbid it. a $7 cup of coffee. i feel like this is a test to find out how stupid we are. while it is ridiculous to spend $7 on a cup of coffee, it is not that much more ridiculous than spending $4 on a cup of coffee at starbucks. do you think you can tell the difference between the regular and the $7 cup of coffee? we went on hollywood boulevard today to find out. we grabbed some people walking by. we sat them down. coffee drinkers. we put them in front of two cups and let the coffee challenge begin. >> starbucks is introducing a new premium $7 a cup brand of coffee. we're seeing if people can tell the difference between the regular and the premium. >> okay. >> so, try the different coffee. >> all righty. >> which is the super premium

and why? >> i want to say this one because it has a richer taste. it tastes stronger. more premium, i guess. >> jimmy: okay, i should mention that we didn't even bother to get the $7 coffee. we got a pot of regular coffee and poured the exact same coffee in both cups. >> the smoothest flavor. the other one is slightly bitter. this has a richer, bolder taste. this is definitely it. >> i believe it is this one. it just tastes richer and lighter. i think i like that one better. >> i think it's this one. it's like -- not strong, but more smooth. it's really, really full of taste. this one is more or less bland. >> it has a beanie taste. it tastes like a bean. it has like this roasty grind feeling.

>> it has that more, like, that more strong taste to it. and, you know, you can taste it. you can feel it when it goes down. you can taste it. >> i would say for the value, for the taste, consumption, i would put $2 to $3 on this cup. preferably over the second cup. >> it all tastes the same. it tastes the same. >> no difference? >> nothing at all. >> jimmy: you can't judge a book by its tank top. tonight on the show, mike tyson is here. we have music from future. and we'll be right back with re reba mcentire, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hook at how happy everyone is. tonight on the program, former heavyweight champion of the world, earlobe connoisseur and star of his own one-man show, "mike tyson: undisputed truth." the national tour begins february 12th in indianapolis. mike tyson is here. and then with music from this album, it came out today, it's called "pluto 3d" -- future from the bud light stage.

and future will be assisted by kelly rowland tonight. tomorrow night, eric bana will be here, from "homeland" -- sergeant brody -- damian lewis, and our musical guest is wiz khalifa. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a grammy award-winning singer and former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world -- oh, wait, i got this confused with mike tyson. she's never fought anybody, as far as i know. she has a new show called "malibu country." watch it fridays at 8:30 on abc. please say hello to reba mcentire. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's very nice. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> thank you for inviting me over. >> jimmy: i'm happy to have you. i see you met mike tyson backstage. >> yes. we high fived.

i hope i didn't hurt his hand. no, i never met him before but i have seen him fight before. >> jimmy: in person? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: where did you see him? >> vegas. >> jimmy: what fight was it, do you remember? >> no. but it was so fast. nobody knew. >> jimmy: how fast was it? >> well, this guy was sitting right beside us. we were there in our seat waiting for the fight to start and the guy got up to go get him a drink. when he got back the fight was over. just that quick. he was bummed. he was so bummed. mike came out and pow! real quick. >> jimmy: that's when you know you have a problem i guess. how did you spend your holiday? >> i had a real good time. i went to -- i flew to texas, to be with his family -- >> jimmy: that's your husband. >> my husband and manager. >> jimmy: what a great name that is. i can't even believe it's a real name. narville blackstock. it sounds like it is out of a novel. out of a narville, actually. >> it was his dad's name.

and then he named his son narville brandon. >> jimmy: his son. so nar vilville brandon -- >> jimmy: what are some of the other names? >> autumn, calamity, chism. >> jimmy: where did that come from? >> chism trail. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know what that is. >> that's not even spelled like. that -- >> jimmy: it's c-h-i-s-o-l-m, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: you just shortened it. >> well, peyton did. it is his kid. we had a nice thanksgiving. we went to oklahoma and texas. we split it up with our families and we had a good time. did you have a good thanksgiving >> jimmy: i did. i went to st. louis. we didn't split it up. we just stayed with my fiance's family the whole time. it was a good way to avoid my own family.

>> you said that on television. i can't believe you did that. >> jimmy: they don't have cable. don't worry. [ laughter ] >> ooh! >> jimmy: your son is a professional race car driver, which is -- shelby blackstock, which is a pretty cool job to have. did you want your son to be a race car driver? >> i didn't select it, no. >> jimmy: yeah, i would think as a mom that it's not at the top of your list of choices. >> no. he did. he came up and told us he wanted to be a race car driver. >> jimmy: how old he was? >> that was three years ago. he's 22. >> jimmy: i noticed your company is one of his sponsors. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you actually pay to be on that or do you make him put this on his jacket for free? >> i tell you. if he wants to race that car, he has to put that on his racing uniform. >> jimmy: he does. >> we are his sponsors. >> jimmy: do the other boys at race car driving school make fun of him for having his mom's company on the -- >> no. no. they like for shelby's mom to

have her logo on their car. they have racing jackets too. >> jimmy: would you ever considering sponsoring a rival racer? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you would not. so, business is not business. it is very personal. >> and it is very expensive. shelby is about the only one we can afford. >> jimmy: oh, i see. i got you. so was he always, was he a bad driver as a kid? >> no. a good driver. >> jimmy: was he a fast driver? >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: that can't an good thing for you as a parent. >> well, especially when his adviser from school calls us and says that he caught shelby drag racing on olympic here in l.a. going to school one day. >> jimmy: drag racing on olympic in l.a.? really. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how fast was he going? >> well, i don't really know how fast. it was like -- i don't think 80, he said 80. i don't really think that's right. buff i sa but i said, what were you doing? he said, i pulled up to the red light and this guy looked like he wanted to race and we did. >> jimmy: guys always look like they want to race. yeah. if he said 80, he was going at least 95.

>> do you think? on olympic? >> jimmy: there's an automatic thing. it is like a similar thing that women do with weight. men do with cars. it is a fact. >> i can't believe you said that on television. wow! >> jimmy: your dad and your grandfather were professional athlete, as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they were cattle ropers, right? >> steer ropers. >> jimmy: steer ropers. >> they were in the rodeo. they're champion steer ropers. >> jimmy: did you go and watch? did they ever rope you? >> no. >> jimmy: did they rope humans ever? >> no, no. >> jimmy: i would rope everyone if i was a roper. i would throw a lasso over guillermo right now, i'd pull him over here. >> you wouldn't like that. no >> jimmy: on your show, you play a character named reba. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is your real name. >> je. >> jimmy: which was also the kashlgt on your last show, but this is a different reba than this reba and then the reba from the last one. >> did i that to keep it straight but you really made it complicated. >> jimmy: that's my gift. making things very complicated.

did you have it in your contract that you must always be reba, like, if you were doing "ha "hamlet," -- >> no. but i'm going to put it in my contract. that's a great idea. >> jimmy: probably a smart thing to do. people don't have to learn a new name and people think you betrayed someone else, when they know you well when you're a personality. >> i think so. my fans all knew me. when i went to do the tv show for me to be reba, it just made things less complicate and i knew who they were talking to when they said, "hey, reba." >> jimmy: do you own reba? >> i do. >> jimmy: are there any rebas that you know of? >> sure, reba hancock, that was johnny cash's sister. my grandmother was named reba. that's how i got the name reba myself. >> jimmy: and she did not sue you when you got the name. >> no, no. >> jimmy: grandparents are the best, aren't they? >> respect they, though? >> jimmy: great to have you here. the name of your show.

>> "malibu country." >> jimmy: not "reba." >> no. that's the other one still running in reruns. >> jimmy: don't be confused. she is still reba and will be no matter what happens. "malibu country" airs friday nights on abc at 8:30. reba mcentire. we'll be right back with mike tyson. honey... ya? you notice something different about these toys? the prices are so low. are we dreaming? i got an idea. kick me in the shin. if i feel it, we know the prices are real. yep, they're real. we've got more rollbacks on toys all december. wait, was that real? [ male announcer ] this christmas, get the hottest brands and rollbacks on the season's hottest toys, like the beyblade destroyer dome, only $34.96, the nerf elite hailfire, only $29.88 or select playdoh sets, only ten dollars. all backed by our low price guarantee. america's gift headquarters. walmart.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from future. if you told me 25 years ago that our next guest would one day star in a broadway show, i would have said, that sounds like the greatest idea i have ever heard. now, he's bringing that show to your city. "mike tyson: undisputed truth" begins a national tour in february. please welcome the one and only, mike tyson. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you look great. you look very snazzy. i like the handkerchief. >> my wife dressed me this evening. >> jimmy: he did? did she pick it all out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did she lay it out for you? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i paid for it. >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything all right? >> i'm doing awesome. >> jimmy: whose idea was this? a one-man show. this is a great idea. i don't know how i did not come up with it. >> i'm driving down 15, vegas. >> jimmy: vegas, okay. >> 15, going forwards north las vegas, of course. the billboard, "a bronx tale." my wife goes, that's my favorite movie. the reason why, anybody familiar with the movie, the love interest is a black woman. that's great, and this and that. we go to the movie, the show -- >> jimmy: the show, it's a one-man show. and a movie. >> that's what it is. it was about a movie.

we're at the theater and we can hear, we can hear a pin drop. and it is just, mind-boggling and i tell my wife, hey, baby. i can do this. this is what i do when i'm in europe and asia and stuff, you know? i talk to the person. but in asia and europe, i make sure i won't interact like i do in europe, how you do off the cuff, like he did. and so, i told my wife about my life, at first, and then at first i looked at the script, i said, baby, this is the guy you fell in love with. this is not the guy, you're not supposed to be nice to this guy. >> jimmy: you told her all the stories. she wrote them down for you? >> i'm trying to sugar coat it. she became more objective. you can't fool the people. they know me. they know the story. you can't tell them what happened. >> jimmy: did you hold back at all knowing your wife was the one writing this stuff down? >> no. >> jimmy: did she get mad at you

during the process of writing it? >> no. she's not like that. >> jimmy: that's great. she picks out your clothes. she doesn't get mad ought. what planet is she from? >> from a very special place. >> jimmy: and then, you took the show, you started doing it in las vegas and then spike lee helped you prepare for broadway. >> the gentleman that worked for spike caught the show in vegas and he wanted to bring it to broadway. and mr. james neilander put it together, it was a hit for two weeks and then in march, february, we're taking it on the road. >> jimmy: february it begins. >> almost messed up. >> jimmy: had you ever been to a broadway show before? was that something that you had done? >> absolutely. i saw cuban and his teddy bear. i saw quite a few. >> jimmy: did you see musicals? >> i saw "cats." what else? i saw -- >> jimmy: really, wow? everything you say is interesting.

i don't know what it is. but every experience you've had is interesting to me. >> i met you. >> jimmy: we met. so, now, you're going -- you're starting the tour. i thought this was interesting, in indianapolis, which is the city in which you were arrested and bad things happened. that doesn't seem like the place to kick things off. >> this is very funny. when i heard that, too, i said, this is -- this is an epiphany, because at this moment, what i do, i call my great lawyer, we didn't do well. james broylo and i'll invite him and my judge. i'll invite them and let them see how i'm doing now. i'm doing good. >> jimmy: they'll be proud of you. >> hopefully -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i would ever go back there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't do that. they may throw you right back in. >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: you have to be careful.

when you were in prison, people visited you. famous people visited you. >> yes. this is true. >> jimmy: one i know of in particular. but tell me about some of the people that visited you there. >> i had quite a collective group of people. you know, i had tupac shakur, i had whitney houston came, o.j. came. >> jimmy: o.j.? >> the o-jays. [ applause ] they call came? >> no, but listen -- >> jimmy: it's not out of the question that o.j. may have been in a prison at one time. >> bb king. >> jimmy: the one i am kind of driving towards, though, is florence henderson. mrs. brady from "the brady bu h bunch." >> yes. miss henderson did come to visit me. but at that particular time i was in an isolation. anybody familiar with isolation, nobody here looks like they've been locked up before, right? when you're in isolation, you

are locked down 23, 24 hours of the day and if you do happen to go somewhere, besides the bathroom, you have to go in shackles. and in shackles, you are basically like this and it's -- you know -- slavery stuff, you know. what i was going to say, when miss brady bunch lady came to visit me. hi, ma'am. hows you been doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: think they'd give you a break. >> i've been caught. i've been caught, ma'am. i can't do that to miss brady bunch [ bleep ]. i was going to ask her all the things about greg. cindy went to porno. >> jimmy: cindy went to porno? i did not know that. >> the youngest one. >> jimmy: right. i know marsha got hit by a football. i didn't realize cindy went to porno. >> that's true. >> jimmy: you missed out on that visit.

well, maybe she'll come to see the show. >> that would be amazing. i really appreciated that. i really needed them at that particular time. >> jimmy: i bet. could anybody come visit you? was it okay for anyone? >> she was able to do that. she was there singing "god bless america," i believe. she was sitting next to the mayor, she was really good with those guys. and she really buddied with those guys. no -- just go visit him. >> jimmy: was it a conjugal visit, do you think? >> stop, stop. [ bleep ], man. he's going to have the good old boys, the pickup truck coming to get him. talking about brady bunch, miss henderson. we're dealing with late night, okay? >> jimmy: you -- >> [ bleep ], jimmy. >> jimmy: this is a strange turn of events. >> i lost weight, jimmy.

>> jimmy: you need to cut that belt off a few notches. it's too big for you. >> i just pulled it too tight. >> jimmy: you revealed that -- >> see that waist. >> jimmy: i really feel like when this tour -- is the show going to be in l.a.? >> l.a., yes, five nights in l.a. >> jimmy: five nights? >> like five nights in l.a. >> jimmy: we've got to make was one of those nights a two-man show where i join you for the show. wouldn't that be fun? could we do that? all right. i will do it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you take your feet off my furniture. do you still follow boxing? >> yeah. as a matter of fact, i'm launching my foundation, mike tyson cares. [ applause ] yes. hey. i am going to be -- mike tyson cares about helping homeless children in vegas. there are so many homeless children and we're going to

launch december 7th, the day before the pacquiao/marquez fight. we're going to be at the mgm, at taboo, start from 7:30 to 10:00. it's all about giving homeless children a fighting chance, like myself, because i was one of those children once. >> jimmy: you were. >> yes. >> jimmy: not everyone has the talent like you. >> no, no. that's not true. everybody doesn't have a talent like me. everybody has a talent and we need to find out where it's at. >> jimmy: that's good. >> we all have a talent. >> jimmy: now, as far as this fight goes, are you auctioning off the opportunity -- >> it's me, i'll go to the fights with you and give you some of my advice, what's going on. because, of course everybody know, this is going to be marquez and pacquiao, this is their fourth tight and regardless of the outcome, which is sometimes kind of tricky, it's always a great fight. we're going to have a great fight. that's why it's sold out again. they know they can fight, when they're 50, they can fight, it will be a great fight. they are designed to have great

fights, their style. i'm just happy to be there. it's going to be awesome. guys, don't be afraid to continue -- continue the donations. miketysoncares.org -- >> jimmy: you can actually phone it? >> for donations, yes. >> jimmy: and mike tyson cares, right? >> absolutely. we piggy banked with another charity and we got jobs from all different organizations for people, and this stuff really works. you can really get a homeless person a job. and because they're homeless, that doesn't mean they're nonfunctioning. these are college graduates. as everyone does at one time in their life, everyone falls on hard times. i was so happy to be able to help so many people, give them jobs, the palms hotel gave them jobs. man, everybody gave them jobs. [ applause ] >> jimmy: look at that.

>> and i really -- i really never understood the feeling of giving, because i've always been wanting to accommodate, just accumulate everything in my life and i realized giving was so much of a satisfied feeling. >> jimmy: i remember once you gave a guy a, like, a beptley or something, in the middle of the street, right? >> yeah. he was a cop. he was going to arrest me so i gave him -- [ cheers and applause ] come on. serious, man. on december 7th, a lot of people are going to send things to auction off. i got magic sending suf, barry bonds, you need so send some stuff. you need to come, too. >> jimmy: whatever you want. >> you have to come home. they need to come back home and give back to where you're from. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mike tyson! the nationwide tour of "mike tyson: undisputed truth" begins february 12th in indianapolis. miketysoncares.org.

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>> jimmy: this is his new cd. it came out today, it's called "pluto 3d." here with the song, "neva end" with kelly rowland, future. ♪ ♪ we don't wanna we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end ♪ ♪ it's like our life it just began you walkin' out you comin' back again ♪

♪ 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ ♪ you got all the questions and i know all the answers i done took your heart girl and hold it up for ransom ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna ♪ ♪ i could tell you was into me from my instant chemistry ♪ ♪ ask i reflect memory you ride or you die for me ♪ ♪ i go to war over you want walk the, on by showing you you know what it is shawty forever my lil shawty ♪ ♪ long as i'm swimmin' in benjamins you shop with no limited ♪ ♪ you reminisce every session love know you'll come back again ♪ ♪ i know you can't breathe without me you gon' need the oxygen ♪ ♪ i damn near gave you an overdose off my own medicine ♪ ♪ i took a sip of your tea and i ain't been right ever since ♪ ♪ as i think to myself what'd it be is it heaven sent ♪ ♪ let's put the past behind us and go far away where nobody can find us ♪

♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪ ♪ you walkin' out you comin' back again 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ ♪ i got all the questions you got all the answers i done took your heart boy held it up for ransom ♪ ♪ we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna we don't wanna neva end we don't wanna ♪ ♪ oh ♪ neva say neva from the day we got together i thought it will be forever ♪ ♪ you showed your true colors i can't believe you played me i let you meet my mother ♪ ♪ oh ♪ you hung out with my brother my significant other you know i still love you baby ♪ ♪ oh boy, you make me so mad but i come right back it's like i can't get

over you ♪ ♪ i can't get over you ♪ i don't want nobody but you baby ♪ ♪ any place you want to go ♪ any place you'd rather be ♪ walk until your feet get sore ♪ ♪ i bet you'll be coming back ♪ i bet you'll be coming back ♪ actually ♪ that's a guarantee ♪ it's a guarantee ♪ you got my ego in another league ♪ ♪ ain't trying to be cocky ♪ i got your heart ♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪ ♪ you walkin' out you comin' back again 'cause we became the best of friends ♪ ♪ i got all the questions ♪ you got all the answers ♪ i got your heart boy

♪ we don't wanna neva end it's like our life it just began ♪

>> jimmy: so many people to thank. i want to thank reba mcentire, i want to thank michael tyson.

i want to thank melissa atony and apologize to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. he will be rescheduled. tomorrow night, eric bana, damian lewis and music from wiz khalifa. the album, "pluto 3d," is out now. playing us off the air with "turn on the lights," see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com, once again, future. good night! ♪ >> future! ♪ i'm looking for her, yeah i'm looking for her ♪ ♪ is that her in the v.i.p. line vuitton and yves saint laurent ♪ ♪ used to drive the nissan now she in a beamer i don't want her cause she from the corner ♪ ♪ and i heard that beamer was a loner, her old man the owner ♪ ♪ and i don't even drink corona's we're the type to drink tomorrow ♪ ♪ on champagne forever on dirty sprite forever you can come sit with me if you'd like to change the weather ♪