welcome. today is an important day. today, january 10th, was officially the last day you're allowed to say happy new year without getting punched in the stomach. i think it's also the last time i'm allowed to mention that we have a new time slot. we're now on at 11:35, most of the country. 10:35 central, which is 25 minutes earlier than we used to be on. i know 25 doesn't seem like a lot of minutes, until you realize that over the last 25 minutes, taylor swift has dated and broken up with nine different men. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. i like being on earlier. i have to say i'm enjoying being able to get home earlier and spend more time with my cats. [ laughter ] it's out of the question that i would have them, right? i wonder why that is. we have another fun show for you tonight. bruno mars is with us on the show. [ applause ] also here, from the los angeles clippers, blake griffin and chris paul are here.

[ cheers and applause ] the clippers right now have the best record in the nba. it's unbelievable. meanwhile, the lakers last night lost to air bud, i think. [ laughter ] and also joining us on the show tonight, dr. oz is here. [ cheers and applause ] and, dr. oz brought vicodin for everyone! [ cheers and applause ] we would never do something like that. but dr. oz is going to give me a sonogram tonight. that way i know if i'm having a boy or a girl. why do i need a sonogram if i'm not pregnant? >> check your vital organs. >> jimmy: oh, i didn't even know i had those. good. maybe he'll give me some terrible news in front of everyone. the last time dr. oz was here -- maybe this was the time before. anyway, he did this. >> jimmy: oh no, are you really going to examine my testicles?

oddly enough, blake griffin and chris paul did that to me the last time they were here. remember what dr. oz did to you, guillermo? >> yeah, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. >> testicle size -- >> jimmy: you know what you remind me of. albandias. the one word i remember from spanish class. i took dr. oz's visit seriously last time. he told me i needed to lose weight and get healthy. guillermo, you did not. >> no. >> jimmy: this time he told me he's going to squeeze you even harder. >> i'm going to listen to him. >> jimmy: okay. so anyway, if you like basketball and spontaneous colonoscopies, you are in for a treat. this was a big day in hollywood. at 5:30 a.m., emma stone and seth macfarlane revealed the

nominees for the academy awards. did any of you get nominated for an oscar this morning? me neither. apparently you have to be in a movie to get nominated, which i think is unfair. i was looking through a list of the best picture nominees. some of them are very obscure. i don't like that. the rule with the oscars should be if a movie is only eligible if i've heard of it. the night before the announcement, they should come by the house and run every movie title through me. "beasts of the southern wild" doesn't ring a bell. "amor." never heard of it. that's how they should do this. "lincoln" led the field with 12 nominations. lincoln i've heard of. the guy from the money, right? in the best actress category, two records were set. 85-year-old emanuel riva became the oldest nominee. and a 9-year-old became the youngest nominee. that is until honey boo boo next year. should 9-year-olds even be

allowed at the oscars? i feel like the answer to "who are you wearing" shouldn't be oshkosh bigosh. it's quite a name. in case you want to give it a shot, here's how to pronounce it -- -- >> 9-year-old -- gosh, i said that right. >> her name is -- wallace. >> it's young star -- >> she's only 9 years old, by the way. >>.

>> jimmy: getting nominated for an academy award is big at any age, but when you're 9, it's remarkable. today we sent guillermo on the street to talk to other kids that age to find out exactly what they've been doing. >> what's your name? >> kaden. >> how old are you? >> 7. >> you know this morning a 9-year-old girl, her name is quvenzhane wallis was nominated for an oscar. what did you do this morning? >> go around california with my annoying sister. >> you get nominated for an oscar for that? >> no. >> what you did this morning? >> woke up, brushed my teeth, watched tv, went back to sleep, and woke up again. and ate breakfast. >> i'm pretty sure they don't give awards for going back to sleep. >> no, they don't. >> what's your name? >> sam. >> sam, how old are you?

>> 5. >> this morning, a 9-year-old girl named quvenzhane wallis was nominated for an oscar. what you did this morning? >> um -- i don't really remember. >> no? >> i don't really remember. >> you're not going to get an oscar like that. if you don't remember things, you're not going to get an oscar. you want to be in the hall of fame? >> get out of hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: president obama today nominated current white house chief of staff jack lew to be the next secretary of the treasury. that is a person whose signature goes on the right side of the bill. and this is jack lew's signature. it's either his signature or the migratory pattern of a housefly.

[ laughter ] looks like he used a spirograph. before he was chief of staff of the white house, he worked at hoes stesz as a cupcake icer. his signature will appear on all newly printed u.s. bills. it's about time bills look like they were signed by a rumba. [ laughter ] when the academy award nominations come out, there are a lot of opinions, sometimes strong opinions about who got snubbed. i always wonder how many of those people actually saw the movies they claim to have loved. so this afternoon, we sent a camera on the street and asked some people passing by what they thought about specific movies, specific roles in movies that do not exist. none of what we asked these people about are true. so we made it all up. but that didn't stop them from weighing in in tonight's edition of "lie witness news." >> do you think that eddie

murphy deserves an oscar nomination for his role in "ninja nights"? >> yeah, i mean, because it's outside the realm of what he normally does. there's something to be said for that. >> tell me about that. >> i don't know, it was cool. i only saw parts of that movie. i left early because it wasn't that good to me. but his performance was cool. >> are you excited that "elephant party 7" got five oscar nominations today? >> very excited. very excited. they deserve it, yes. >> why do you think they deserved it? >> well, i think because there's a lot of variety and good acting and whatever. >> do you think chris christie's performance in "life of pi" deserved an oscar? >> yeah, i did. i'm not a big chris christie fan, so when i saw that movie, i was surprised. but i thought he did well in it. >> people think eddie m-- do yo think eddie murphy deserves an

oscar nomination for his role? >> yeah. >> why? >> he makes me laugh. i think he should have got one. >> tell me about the movie? >> it's just really exciting and hilarious. just funny. >> do you think that eddie murphy deserved an oscar nomination for his role in "ninja retreat"? >> absolutely, eddie murphy deserved a nomination. >> how come? >> because of his portrayal of the character and he did a magnificent job. >> in what way was it different from his normal roles? >> he has an innate ability to bring out the character and his performance was just magnificent. m magnificent. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a quick break. when we come back, we're going to see a weird-looking dog that prompted a slew of frantic 911 calls. plus, dr. oz will be here. blake griffin and chris paul of the l.a. clippers will be here. bruno mars will be with us. and we have tonight's award for

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i like "confidence." i am a confident lady. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. we've got dr. oz, chris paul, and blake griffin of the clippers, and bruno mars standing by as we celebrate a special anniversary. you know, the iphone just turned 6 years old. [ applause ] the iphone has become like a child to us. like a child we accidentally drop in the toilet from time to time. it is crazy when you think about all the ways the iphone has changed. remember when you'd walk around with six yards of telephone cord. an app was something you ate

before your dinner came out. it's at graduations, weddings, births of our children. even at funerals. so anyway, happy 6th birthday, iphone. you don't look a day over 4s. [ applause ] something remarkable happened last night. the fox network aired probably one of the most ridiculous two hours in television history. a celebrity diving show called "stars in danger: the high dive." did anyone see this? >> yeah! >> jimmy: now, you know, probably the biggest celebrity they booked was j-woww from "jersey shore." the last two weeks they've been beating us over the head with j-woww as one of the celebrity divers. when it came time to finally put the show on the air, j was apparently unable to woww. >> rounding out our field of stars, you know her as j-woww, jenny farley. once this jersey girl put together her pirouette, there was no turning back.

>> thank you, i love you all. but my doctor said i did injure my back and i can't perform tonight. >> jimmy: and that was that. but i showed up in my speedo anyway. the show was taped in december, so they knew full well she was not going to dive. and yet they tricked us into thinking she would. they had a celebrity diving show. the only person on it that could even possibly be considered a celebrity did not dive. i don't think i've ever been so angry about a diving show in my life. [ laughter ] here's a funny story. this happened near a zoo in norfolk, virginia. concerned citizens called 911 on a friendly dog. >> there goes charles the monarch. >> charles rocketed to viral fame. his owner gave him that really cool haircut to make him look like the mascot, a lion. some folks saw him prancing around and thought he really was a lion on the loose from the virginia zoo. so they called 911.

and this morning, we are hearing their emergency calls. >> i'm driving down the street right before the zoo, and there was a lion that ran across the street, a baby lion. it was about the size of a labrador retriever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: about exactly the size. it's actually a labradoodle. three different people called 911 to report a lion was on the loose. i wonder what these people are like on halloween. there's a tiny frankenstein at my door. [ laughter ] and he's threatening me with tricks. i don't know how you mistake a dog for a lion, but just to clear things up, this is a dog. [ laughter ] this is a lion. and this is a dog that turned into a lion.

>> respect. >> jimmy: got it? and i have one more thing for you tonight. this is a news anchor from ireland. his name is angus mcgrinna. for his work in this excerpt from his newscast last night, angus is the winner of the international edition of "excellence in reporting." [ laughter ] >> whar? -- what? >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, from the l.a. clippers, blake griffin and chris paul are here. we have music tonight from the very talented bruno mars.

and are you ready to get an exam, guillermo? when we come back, dr. oz will be here. so stick around. >> dicky: tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live," sofia vergara, author george lois, and music from bruno mars.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, two men who are responsible for making the l.a. clippers the best team in the nba right now, those are

words i never thought would come out of my mouth, blake griffin and chris paul are here. and then, from this album called "unorthodox jukebox," bruno mars is with us. tomorrow night, the very lovely sofia vergara will be with us, as well as author and advertising legend george lois. he's the guy who came up with the slogan "i want my mtv" and many other things that are floating around your head for no reason. and tomorrow, second night of muse africa bruno mars. bruno is going to sleep under my desk tonight. for four very successful seasons, our first guest has been invading our private nooks and cannies in an attempt to lengthen our lives. he is a heart surgeon, author, and one of very few men who've touched me down there on television. you can see him weekdays on the show that bears his name, please welcome dr. mehmet oz. [ cheers and applause ]

how are you? >> i'm doing well. you look fabulous! >> jimmy: well, thanks to you. i have to say honestly -- and i know this is a weird thing. you were on the show, and you called me the next day. we did a thing and you measured my everything and touched things. [ laughter ] tinkered around down there. but then you called me the next day and you said hey, i'm really worried about you, you need to really take care of your health. and i thought well, dr. oz shouldn't be more concerned about my health than i am. and so i decided to, you know, start doing things. >> i called you to send flowers. and i brought you a little gift. congratulations. you've been talking very kindly about chocolate. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the thing i like best about your plan, you get to eat chocolate on it. so i can eat this whole thing now? >> eat away. >> jimmy: really? what are you doing to me? >> i'm trying to be helpful, supportive. >> jimmy: you're like the devil.

you come -- well, thank you. i will eat this later. it seems warm. has this been in your pants or something? [ laughter ] there's a lot of heat coming off of this chocolate. >> we are in the change business, and i learned from you. as kind as you are in rewarding me for trying to support you a little bit, just to get you healthy so you can help entertain us, i try to be a little bit funnier talking about health things. because you crack open the nut that we protect ourselves. >> jimmy: i cracked open your nuts. that's wonderful. like a squirrel. [ laughter ] >> did you see mr. fat pants? >> jimmy: yes. who is that guy, by the way? >> it's my busiest time of the year, he says. he's a comedian. people are talking about these things. they're getting mad at themselves because they've got their fat pants. you should see mr. shape wear. >> jimmy: if mr. fat pants loses weight, will you fire him? how will this work? >> he's going to lose his job. >> jimmy: that seems

counterproductive, doesn't it? so speaking of mr. fat pants, guillermo over there -- [ laughter ] last time you were here -- >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you talked to him, too, but he didn't take anything you said seriously, and look at him now. guillermo, you haven't lost any weight. >> i did lost like six pounds. >> jimmy: no, you didn't lost like six pounds. and you seem to be getting shorter, too. is that possible? >> i don't think you've lost any weight at all. you look the same to me. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you brought a sonogram machine. and let's head over there. you're going to look inside my body. [ applause ] >> this is joshua. >> jimmy: how are you? how you doing? >> while joss is getting ready on you -- >> jimmy: is it common for nonpregnant people to have a sonogram? >> of course. you'll find out what it's like. i have jimmy's lab results here. guillermo, i have yours, too,

tiger. we'll get to you in a second. so your blood pressure -- you go ahead and disrobe him, if you desire. >> take it all off. >> jimmy: take off my shirt? >> your blood pressure was a toxically high number. your blood pressure today, my friend, 122 over 78. >> jimmy: that's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> you weighed in at 199.9. scales don't say that. i bet it was 200. >> it may have been like a sale. >> a candy bar away from 200. >> 187.3 is your weight now. we'll start off looking at your heart. if you look behind me, you'll see the sonogram. >> jimmy: this is my heart? >> you'll see it there. see it moving there? >> why isn't it in the pledge of

allegiance spot where i usually keep it? >> everyone thinks their heart is in the left, but it's not. it's in the middle. >> jimmy: is it a big heart? >> no, it's a perfect heart. that's the ventricle. it's the muscular part of the heart. it's pumping blood, but at a lower pressure. it doesn't have to work as hard. >> jimmy: i have a lazy heart. now. that's nice. can you tell anything from this image about what kind of shape our heart is in? >> i can tell a lot. the muscle is not too thick. the size is right for someone who's becoming more athletic. he says he pictures himself in his office these days. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to talk about the pictures we tweet each other. yes, i walk on a treadmill now in my office. while i'm on the internet. it looks ridiculous, but i do it. >> let's look at his liver now. >> jimmy: where is my liver?

>> your liver is -- >> jimmy: i think my liver is down the street drinking at a bar. >> it's right beneath the right rib cage. there we are now. the liver sometimes -- >> jimmy: what a beautiful view of my stoppage that is. >> those are the veins. you look like you're pregnant. are you expecting? >> jimmy: i might be. >> those are the big veins that go in through the liver and end up going to your heart and they're surrounded by normal liver tissue. you see the blood going back and forth. >> jimmy: how does that look? >> pretty good to me. did you put the audio on? i want to have jimmy hear his heart. this is one of the coolest things. this is the sound of love. so when i think of you, i think of this python in there curled up. >> jimmy: what? >> no, no. the heart part. listen, guys. what happened? >> jimmy: i have a quiet heart. >> there's no heart beat. >> jimmy: that's a bad sign.

>> here it is. >> jimmy: sounds like a washing machine. my heart's on the spin cycle right now. [ laughter ] >> all right, let's finish up with the colon. >> jimmy: what? >> we're going to see what's going on with your colon. jim jill don't go in the regular way. [ laughter ] >> it's very interesting. there there's fecal material in your colon. >> jimmy: what a surprise. you can see that? >> yeah, it's right there. you ever get that stuck feeling? >> jimmy: yeah, i always feel that. what should i do? >> i can help with that, if you want. >> jimmy: i don't, really. that's just natural, right? >> yeah. let's get guillermo naked and look inside his body. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break here. dr. oz is with us. more with dr. oz and guillermo when we come back. ? ask scott makowski. he and his team set out to combine power and fuel efficiency.

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>> jimmy: we're back. dr. oz is here. blake griffin and chris paul coming up. bruno mars, too. this is guillermo. guillermo has not lost any weight since the last time we were here. he's not been exercising. yes? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no. >> actually, guillermo weighs four pounds more. and your waist size, guillermo, went -- i think it's your waist size, is 43 inches. is that your waist size or your height? >> waist size. >> jimmy: both. >> get comfortable. this is going to be a lot of fun. >> jimmy: he's a perfect sphere. oh, well. [ whistling ] [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: all right. do you think you'll be able to penetrate that layer and get to the heart? >> i don't know. here's the thing. there it is. guillermo, your heart looks like a dilapidated shack. >> jimmy: that's not good. >> i can't really see his heart that well. it's like a little hummingbird heart. it's so cute. >> jimmy: everything about him is cute. >> let's look at guillermo's liver. >> jimmy: guillermo drinks a lot. >> i drink a lot, yeah. guillermo, that is your liver. you see that little sludge stuff, that's not supposed to be sludge. that's supposed to be a river. see that black thing in the middle? >> jimmy: that's his liver, huh? >> yeah, what's left of it. >> jimmy: what should he do? >> should i stop drinking? >> i think that would be a good idea, guillermo. >> jimmy: right. this is quite a sight, by the way. >> are you sure it's my liver? >> i'm sorry? >> are you sure it's my liver?

>> i'm sure it's a liver. that's been tortured, that poor liver. >> jimmy: i have a theory that he's filled with candy. is that true, or no? [ laughter ] >> jimmy, if you're up for this, we started the exam down below a few times. you want to finish the exam? i want to look at your prostate. >> jimmy: oh, that's a great idea. have you ever had a prostate exam? >> no, never. >> jimmy: what do i do? >> first put the gloves on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't worry, guillermo. it's going to be fine. >> at the right moment, i'm going to ask you to turn and cough. >> jimmy: for real? that's a real thing? what am i going to do here? >> you need a little ky jelly for this. you'll be thanking me later,

guillermo. >> jimmy: it's warm, too. what should i do? oh, you got two pairs of underwear on there. >> it's not time for commercial? [ laughter ] >> there's plenty more. oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: what are you feeling? >> jimmy, feel this. look at that. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know what that is. oh, you pulled that -- is that a real prostate? it looks like a mcnugget. that didn't come out of guillermo, did it? >> guillermo, sit up here for a sechbl second. we're joking about what's going on, but this is going to cause this. sorry, i didn't want to waste. i didn't want to let this go to waste. >> this is prostate, cancer, guillermo. >> jimmy: and you don't want to get that. >> what do i have to do?

>> next time, i want you to look trim and slim like him over there. >> jimmy: we're going to start with the hair. i hear you're having charlie sheen on the show. what is he going to do? >> not this. >> jimmy: dr. oz, watch him weekdays in syndication. when we come back, blake griffin and chris paul from the clippers. >> dicky: download music from tonight's artist on itunes.com/brunomars. [ male announcer ] considering all your mouth goes through,

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>> jimmy: our next guests are two big reasons why a once sorry sports franchise now boasts the best record in the nba. there has to be a pact with the devil involved in this, right? nonetheless from your first-place los angeles clippers please welcome blake griffin and chris paul. [ cheers and applause ]

well, first of all -- >> hold on, hold on. before we start, we just wanted to clear up one thing. >> jimmy: what is that? >> that purple glove situation you talked about earlier, that never happened. we never touched anybody with any purple gloves on. >> never. >> jimmy: is that just a team thing, or just a medical thing in general? >> it's just a thing we'd never do. >> jimmy: i see. you guys are very loyal, i see here. i went to the game you guys played against the lakers and you really, like -- i don't know, you beat them up. [ cheers and applause ] it was almost sad. do you take extra pleasure in beating the lakers? >> it's just another game on our schedule. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] i don't believe that for one second. chris, you're a very nice guy. you look like you're about to kill somebody.

you're so tough when you're playing, it's ridiculous. you're like very hardcore. at one point, it wasn't captured on camera and i don't think the officials saw it, but kobe shoved you in the chest at one point. >> did he? >> jimmy: yeah, and you just came back. you didn't flop, you didn't point it out. you just came right back and i think hit a three. >> it's just very intense, always. that's a very good team over there, and every time we play against them, obviously the intercity thing -- were you there? >> jimmy: i was there. >> was you? where were you? i'm still trying to hit you with a ball. [ laughter ] >> you remember that, huh? >> jimmy: you missed. i think that was the only thing you missed that night. you guys won 17 games in a row. [ cheers and applause ] which is unbelievable. when you have that kind of thing, do you have superstitions? do you guys become cognizant of it? is a big thing that the guys talk about it? >> some guys have certain

superstitions. we as a team had a couple. one was we had to play the exact same song before we left the locker room. >> jimmy: what was the song? >> what was the song called? i don't remember. >> you remember. do you know trinidad james, by chance? >> jimmy: not really, i can pretend i do, but i don't. >> youtube it when you get a chance. >> jimmy: it's a dirty title? >> no, it's called "all gold everything." >> as soon as coach finishes pre-game talk every game, boom, the music had to drop and lamar odom had a little dance that he did to it every game. >> jimmy: i think he was so bummed to be off the lakers. and now things, it just worked out beautifully for him, didn't it? >> we're having a blast with him. i think he's having a lot of fun with us. he's been a great teammate all yearlong. we've had a team full of great teammates. >> jimmy: what goes on here with your teammates? you guys have been tweeting some photographs. this is something that goes on. there you guys are. that's grant hill sleeping. >> our savvy veteran getting

some shut-eye. >> jimmy: he's an old man. he needs his sleep. you guys are fooling around. what do we have here? >> that's our announcer ralph lawlor. >> jimmy: that's ralph. what's going on here? >> that's deandre jordan right here. he was sleeping very good with his mouth wide open. >> jimmy: what are you feeding him there? >> everything. pretzels. >> jimmy: blake, you're sleeping -- it appears your hand is down your pants. >> i was just reading, actually. grant hill there. were you singing? >> i was singing. i was praying right before we took off. >> jimmy: i think we talked about this last time. chris, your son, his favorite player is blake. >> unfortunately. [ laughter ] not me. i mean, i'm his dad.

you'd think it might be me, but he absolutely loves blake. >> jimmy: we have a video here. let's take a look at this. >> i just know i got into the lane, saw the two guys looking at me, and i saw blake, he made -- make the blake face. blake made this little face. >> look that way and do the blake face. [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you available for babysitting? >> little chris and i have a great relationship. we talk after almost every game. it's crazy. he's like the smartest 4-year-old -- >> 3. >> see? he's so smart. he talks to me about his day. >> they have a handshake. >> we have a handshake. >> jimmy: how does that go? >> we keep it simple because he's 3. but it's just bam and we go -- >> jimmy: are you at all jealous of the fact that you are not your son's favorite player? >> at times. i work through it.

you know, my wife, she's helping me seek counselling about it. >> jimmy: i see. the owner of the team, donald sterling, i heard he came down to the locker room and -- is it true that he led you guys in a chant of hiphip hooray? >> oh boy. i don't even remember, that was so long ago. >> jimmy: you don't remember? neither of you remember this moment? that's interesting that you have mutual amnesia at a time like this. when an elderly white man comes down into your locker room and tries to get do you say hip hip hooray, do you go along with it? >> well, he writes the checks to us. so we do. >> and a great man is he. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you've got a great team. i'm very happy for you. i mean really, the clippers have suffered for so long, for their hardcore group of fans. it is great to see the team doing so well. congratulations to both of you guys. i mean, listen, i'm a lakers fan --

>> are you really happy for us? >> jimmy: i'm not that happy. >> you're gritting your teeth. >> jimmy: i am happy for both of you. >> his fists are balled up so great. >> jimmy: you guys deserve it. what are you going to do? the lakers have their work cut out for them because you are taking over this town. it is ridiculous. congratulations. blake griffin, chris paul. they face off with miami on february 8th. we'll be right back with music from bruno mars.

>> jimmy: this is his latest cd "unorthodox jukebox." here he is with the song "when i was your man," bruno mars.

♪ same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now our song on the radio but it don't sound the same ♪ ♪ when our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down ♪ ♪ 'cause my heart breaks a little when i hear your name it all just sounds like ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh mmm ♪ ♪ too young too dumb to realize ♪ ♪ that i should have bought you flowers and held your hand should have gave you all my hours when ♪ ♪ i had the chance take you to every party 'cause all you wanted to do was dance ♪ ♪ now my baby's dancing but she's dancing with another man ♪

♪ my pride my ego my needs and my selfish ways ♪ ♪ caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life now i never ♪ ♪ never get to clean up the mess i made ohh and it haunts me every time i close my eyes ♪ ♪ it all just sounds like ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh mmm too young too dumb to realize ♪ ♪ that i should have bought you flowers and held your hand should have gave you ♪ ♪ all my hours when i had the chance take you to every party 'cause all you wanted ♪

♪ to do was dance now my baby's dancing but she's dancing with another man ♪ ♪ although it hurts i'll be the first to say that i was wrong ♪ ♪ oh, i know i'm probably much too late to try and apologize for my mistakes but i just want you to know ♪ ♪ i hope he buys you flowers i hope he holds your hand give you all his hours when he has the chance ♪ ♪ take you to every party 'cause i remember how much you loved to dance