congratulations to you, knoxville, you sneaky little perverts. and while knoxville may be the most romantic city around here, dalkeith, scotland, in an effort to get people to come to the public library is offering a free pole dancing class. that's the library. [ applause ] give it up for -- shh -- we're reading. this is part of a celebration called love your library day. i think this is going to make people love their library a little bit too much. as long as people aren't reading, i'm good with it. meanwhile, on sunday, here in los angeles, the 55th annual grammy awards. a website got their hands on what is apparently a warning from the network censors at cbs. cbs broadcasts the show and they're telling grammy attendees to -- well, here's the thing. please make sure that buttocks and female breasts are

adequately covered. please avoid exposing bare fleshy -- and please avoid sheer, see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. female breast nipples are the worst. [ laughter ] so great. i guess we know now not to watch the grammys. it sounds like no fun at all. [ applause ] thank you. the u.s. postal service made a big announcement. for the past few years, the postal service has been losing billions of dollars. starting in august, they will no longer deliver mail on saturdays. which is -- >> aww! >> jimmy: really? they will still deliver packages on saturday, just not regular mail, which means we'll only get the bed, bath & beyond coupon packet on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and fridays now. a major announcement from the makers of monopoly today.

they're retiring their least popular game piece, the iron. remember the little iron? it's gone. it will not be a part of the game from now on. they have to keep updating these poor games to keep them fresh. candy land just changed its name to fresh organic vegetable land. it let people in 120 countries vote through facebook. they voted on which game piece would be retired. the choice were diamond ring, a little robot, helicopter, guitar, and the winner, which was a cat. this goes to show you if you let the internet decide, it will always choose cats. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i hope this doesn't cause a problem with the little scottie dog. i can't have animals chasing each other on my board. maybe monopoly should concentrate more on how to make it not the most boring game on the planet. even life.

at least they have the big spinner in the middle and the bulbous -- monopoly has nothing. they have a thimble. but what do you do with the monopoly iron? there are still ways to enjoy it. you can use it as a paperweight for post-its. you can use it to scrape ice off snooki's windshield. it makes a nice tool to smooth kitty litter. you can use it to spread out the butter on tiny pancakes. if you have some extras lying around, turn them into a fashionable one-of-a-kind grill. [ applause ] thank you, guillermo. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: this is interesting. not to me, but to fancy people. king richard iii was the king of exla england. he was only a king i think for two years before he was killed by king henry vii. that was in 1485. they buried him without much ceremony, so for centuries his

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richard. [ applause ] this is pretty great. because of this job, i watch a lot of local news from all over the country. about every three weeks, you see a story about someone who believes he or she saw the image of jesus on an inanimate object. on snack foods, screen doors, toast, you name it, jesus is there. but i think this is one of the best findings yet. a guy from florida went for a stroll and here's what he found. >> an out of the ordinary discovery during an ordinary walk for fred truelock. >> i was on my way back from walking my dog and looked to my right and there on the ground i seen a fish. >> actually, it's a section of a corona beer case in the shape of a fish. >> and all of a sudden, i turned it over to the back for some reason, i said wow, there's jesus. >> an inch-long white marking showing what trulock says is a profile picture of jesus christ. >> it's right there. you know, a kindergartener could see it, no doubt about it. >> jimmy: no doubt about it?

i feel like i have a little doubt about it. but i like to be sure. so today, i sent a camera out on to hollywood boulevard and asked them to find some kindergarteners. we showed them the holy cardboard and asked them what they saw, and here's how that came out. >> what do you think this looks like, that right there? what does that look like? >> it looks like a sheep. >> a sheep? yeah. what does that look like? >> it looks like tape. >> tape? >> uh-huh. >> what about this? what does this look like? >> tape. >> it's tape. you're right. what does this look like? right there. >> a piece of cardboard. >> a piece of cardboard? >> what does it look like? >> real paint. >> paint? >> yeah. real. >> a fish. >> that looks like a fish? >> a feather. >> it looks like cream. >> cream? >> bird poop?

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>> jimmy: welcome back. ewan mcgregor, julianne hough, and music from gary clark jr. on the way. ewan mcgregor, as you know, played obi-wan, which is especially interesting day, because disney announced today on top of the three new regular "star wars" movies they're going to make, they're also going to make spin-off movies based on the individual characters. one will be about boba fat, and the other will be about hans solo, before joba started eating his feelings. i'm not entirely sure whether to be excited. this will either turn out to be the best spin-off decision since "frazier" or the worst since "joey." we'll see. we'll find out. [ applause ] this is kind of scary.

this is a scary technological advance. facebook is said to be developing an app that will track their users via the gps in their smart phones. the app would always be running in the background to allow your facebook friends to know exactly where you are at all times because that's been the problem with facebook. no one's been able to let us know where they are or what they're doing. let me save everyone some time. all facebook users are either eating limes somewhere on running a triathlon. the new app is exciting because with this feature, you figure out where your friends are, which is great for meeting up and will never, ever -- definitely never be used for stalking people. just to recap, a major corporation will soon know everything we like and dislike, what we look like, everyone we know, and exactly where we are at all times. i can't see how this could possibly go wrong. [ laughter ] i give it about -- i give it a year before they're just injecting facebook into our

necks. iranian president mahmochmoud ahmadinejad was mobbed by people outside the mosque he was visiting, and one of them, you'll see in tupper left-hand corner threw his shoe at ahmadinejad. you really haven't made it in middle eastern politics until you get thrown by a shoe. i don't know what's going on with that, they run out of rocks or what. but he was saved by the early shoe detection built into his members only jacket. the suspect who threw the shoe was described as a bearded man. [ laughter ] so they should find him pretty soon. [ applause ] in the arab world, throwing a shoe is a terrible insult. it's like the worst thing you can do to someone with the exception of blowing them up. here it's not a big deal at all. i think shoes say a lot about you. with that said, it's time to play a special shoe edition of

"foreigner or not." [ applause ] hello, cousin sal. >> what's happening? >> jimmy: he's outside our theatre. he's wrangled some passersby for us. >> well, we conn find anyonuldn anyone. we can try this tomorrow. >> jimmy: i think i have a gift. i can tell if someone's from another country or not just by looking at their shoes. so i'm going to examine a pedestrian's shoes and i will try to guess whether that person, only looking at their shoes, is from america or a foreign country, all right? i said all right? is that all right? [ cheers and applause ] i had to make sure if you guys are all right with things before we go on. let's meet our first pair of footwear, please. that's sal's. and, okay. all right. well, that's interesting. i don't know if i can even guess the sex of the wearer. a member of the band kiss. all right. well, those are bulky shoes. and i'm going to say foreigner.

i'm going to say foreigner. let's see what we have there. where are you from? wow. where are you from? >> hollywood. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> we pulled him off the "sons of anarchy lot." >> jimmy: all right. sal, take that flag away from him. i don't want him representing us. next up. [ applause ] let's see what we have. start with sal. and i did see a little bit of -- okay. all right. okay. now, i'm going to guess -- not only am i going to guess foreigner, i'm going to say asian. let's check it out. no! are you a foreigner? >> no. >> pull out your flag. >> jimmy: oh, you are a foreigner. oh, okay. [ applause ] brazilian shoes. okay. i would not have expected shoes like that from brazil.

all right. now, let's see our next -- i guess you can't call it contestants because they don't win anything. so, i'm 1-1 here. my initial instinct is foreigner for sure, but i know that these guys like to trick me. look at those black socks. that could be a foreigner thing. but the shorts make me think american. but shorts make me think of vacation. so i'm going to say foreigner. >> american. >> oh! >> united states. >> jimmy: wow. where are you from? >> united states. [ laughter ] >> that's good. >> jimmy: all right. all right. all right, let's try another one. there we go. okay. wow. all right. those look kind of foreign to me. i've never seen anything like

that before. wow. what do you guys think about this? can i phone a friend? yeah, okay, i think foreigner, too. let's have a look and see. >> australia! >> jimmy: i didn't even know those were a woman's shoes. one more. here we go. getting a nice look at sal each time, too, i have to say, a real treat for the ladies. all right, okay. converse. it's an american shoe. probably made in china. [ laughter ] very clean shoes, too. that could indicate one of two things, either just bought them or brought them fresh in luggage. i am going to say american. i am going to say american. >> and you are -- >> where are you from? >> swedish. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> swedish. >> jimmy: wow. i'm not good at this.

well, thank you very much. you're on vacation? >> i'm studying here, actually. >> jimmy: what are you studying? >> music. >> jimmy: what kind of music do you do? >> pop music. >> jimmy: have you tried out for any of our television competition shows? >> i haven't. >> jimmy: well, maybe do that after this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what? put on some lady shoes before you do that, all right? thank you very much. well, thank you to all our participants. [ applause ] julianne hough is here. we have music from gary clark jr. we'll be right back with ewan mcgregor, so stick around. [ gwen ] i used to sleep on the tour bus between shows. but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creative process never stops. and songwriting is so hard, but i love it.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the show, she's gone from "dancing with the stars" to actually becoming one. her new movie "safe haven" opens valentine's day. julianne hough is here. and a great, great guitar player. gary clark jr. is with us. and this will be fun. tomorrow night, jacoby jones will be here. dr. phil will be with us. and we'll have music from tim mcgraw, too. so join us then. you know our first guest from so many great movies, but i'm too lazy to list them. his latest is the 3d adventure

called "jack the giant slayer." it opens in theaters march 1st so please say hello to ewan mcgregor. >> jimmy: i'm examining your shoes there. see, i think looking at those shoes, i don't know if i would be able to guess you're from scotland. >> foreigner, right? i like the brazilian lady who was asked if she was a foreigner and she went no. because she's not a foreigner where she's from. >> jimmy: would you like to play a round? >> a brazilian? >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure. >> i would love to play a brazilian. that's one of the things i've never done. >> jimmy: let's go out to cousin sal right now real quickly.

all right, let's go to a pair of shoes. just what we need to see, your feet. go ahead, ewan. this is all yours. >> you see, that could be american, couldn't it. could be seattle or somewhere like that. but it also could be -- >> jimmy: homeless? >> it's a little bit dutch as well. i'm split. i say foreigner. let's say foreigner. >> jimmy: okay, foreigner. we're going with foreigner. where are you from? >> i'm from america. >> america. >> jimmy: he is from america. >> are you from seattle? >> no, i'm from memphis, tennessee. >> oh. >> jimmy: those don't seem like memphis shoes. it just goes to show you you can't judge people -- >> just by their shoes. >> jimmy: by their feet. i want to ask you a question. speaking of being from another country, the super bowl. on america television, they always tell us there are a billion people around the world watching this. i never believe it because whenever i'm in another country,

i try to get the games and no one seems interested. in scotland, do they -- is super bowl of interest to anyone? >> no. >> jimmy: it is not. >> you can't find it. i mean, i don't think -- if it's televised, it would be late or middle of the night. and there's not a great following of american football in britain really. but, i would say most people here would be watching it, and people who fouled find themselves in america would be watching it. >> jimmy: did you watch it? >> no. i would normally. because i love the -- you know, i don't feel american football, but i like big events. like i don't like watching hurdle racing, but i like watching hurdle racing in the olympics, because i like watching the olympics. so i feel that way about big event sport. >> jimmy: why did you skip the super bowl then? >> this year, we weren't asked to go anywhere to watch it. >> jimmy: you weren't invited to

any super bowl parties. >> yeah. >> jimmy: why do you think that is? you don't have friends? >> i think we're not much liked by people as a family. >> jimmy: do you bring hagus over as a snack? it's not a good pot luck item here. >> we're awkward to be around and we remind people that we're foreigners and people don't like that. no, i think last year -- because i can't stand watching a sporting event when people are chatting and talking. so the idea of, like, watching a super bowl party to me is sort of -- i'm not able to multi-task like that. i can't watch the football, because i invest in it when i watch it. i don't want to miss anything. i want to see all the nuances of the play, even though i don't really understand it as a game. and then people are passing olives and cheese crackers and talking. and i think last year, i probably told people to shut the [ bleep ] up, i'm watching the football here. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you are exactly the kind of person i would want at my super bowl party, because i

don't like a lot of talking. i need a whole room full of ewan mcgregors at any super bowl party. >> it's like oscars and stuff like that as well. awards. people have parties and chat. i'm trying to listen to ben affleck's speech here. shut up. >> jimmy: do you know something that we don't? >> no, no. they're not prerecorded. >> jimmy: that would be something. your hometown hosts something that we see from time to time and know a little bit about, the highland games. >> i come from this tiny beautiful town in scotland called kreef, a market town from the olden days and it's a beautiful place to visit and we have a highland games. like many times in scotland, there's a heavyweight competition -- there's a season for it and it tours around all the little towns of scotland. and the heavyweight is an old -- it must have been dreamt up by a couple of drunk shepherds or

something. you know what we should do? we should pick up that telephone pole and throw it in the air. like this guy. >> jimmy: we've got like "rowdy" roddy piper. >> this is called tossing the caper. >> jimmy: what's the idea, to throw it as far as you can? >> the idea is you have to pick up an enormously heavy telephone pole, and they're weighted. there's different weights. they put lead in them and stuff if they're not heavy enough. they have to be soaked in water to make them heavier. you have to shunt it into your hands like this. with it balanced on your shoulder, walk forward enough to throw it in the air, and so it hits the ground and goes over itself. but that's not it. that would be hard enough. but the way they score it is it has to fall at 12:00, you know? so if it's off a bit, it's 2:00, it's less points. so it's a very complicated and

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realism. >> jimmy: the giants, i assume, are entirely computer generated? >> yeah. they did motion capture so they're triggered by actors. actors played out the scenes. what they call it, the volume. the volume. and then we act with a tennis ball on a stick. i get rolled in the pastry. we didn't see that bit. but that was uncomfortable. >> jimmy: that's how i wanna die, i want to be rolled in a pastry. the oven part i would not like. but maybe they'd have the courtesy to behead me before i went in. my hair wouldn't taste good anyway. that's the stuff they don't mention. you cook hair and nobody's going to like it, not even a giant. >> no? you don't know what they like. they do like burnt hair. >> jimmy: oh, they do? >> it's one of their favorite hors d'oeuvres. >> jimmy: you are getting an honor from the queen of england.

[ applause ] what is the name of the award you are receiving? >> i'm getting an o.b., which is an officer of the british empire. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: does that have anything to do with obi-wan kenobi? >> i think the british tabloids have had fun with that. no, it doesn't. in a small way it does. i put on the list -- on the honors list, it's called, for my acting work and my work that i've done, charity work with unicef and people like that. >> jimmy: so you have to do good things. not just movies. >> if it's listed as for both. i was happy about that. because i love my work, but i think the work i've done with unicef is really important, too. >> jimmy: of course, absolutely. i want to talk about "star wars" for a second. have you been contacted by anyone at disney, by anyone at lucas about being in one of

these "star wars" movies? >> is there new news today? what was the news today? >> jimmy: i guess you haven't. >> no. what was the new news? >> jimmy: there was a disturbance in the force today. they were doing a hans solo movie and a boba fett movie. >> they did tell me they were going to make the new films. >> jimmy: they were trying to keep it a secret from you and now i've ruined it. >> they're making a hans solo film? and a boba fett film? >> jimmy: that's it. i don't know if they're doing anything else, but apparently you're not a part of it. [ laughter ] well, ewan is in "jack the giant slayer." we know that for sure. it opens in theaters march 1. ewan mcgregor, everyone. we'll be right back with julianne hough.

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from gary clark jr. many celebrities have gone from starring in movies to competing on "dancing with the stars," but our next guest did the opposite. she is the reverse steve guttenberg. her new movie, "safe haven," opens in theaters february 14th. please welcome julianne hough. >> jimmy: i think this might be the first time you've walked through our doors without a vanquished dance partner. isn't that correct? >> yes, that is correct. yes, the previous times i've been on the show, we've had the burning of the shoes, adam

carolla. >> jimmy: yeah, we have a former tv partner in common, adam carolla. >> that's true, that's true. >> jimmy: of all the celebrities you danced with on that show, where would adam rank? >> he was -- he was just no pressure. >> jimmy: why? [ laughter ] >> why do you think? >> jimmy: because he didn't care if he won or not? >> honestly, i just got really creative with him. >> jimmy: the unicycle. >> the unicycle dance kind of became our thing. that was the beginning of props on the show. >> jimmy: was it really? >> yeah, i think it was. >> jimmy: i didn't realize you were pioneers like this. was that right? is that the first time they used props on the though? >> i'm kind of bummed because now that i'm off the show, they're having smoke machines and drapes and all these great things. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. are the dancers -- do they hate you because you escaped over the wall? you got out of that soviet block

or whatever is going on over there? >> no. my brother actually rubs it in all the time that he has three trophies and that i only have two. but i'm like, well, it's because i'm making movies. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does your brother really rub that in a lot? >> no. i mean, we are siblings and we do have that competitive nature. >> jimmy: you had the big premiere across the street last night. did your brother come to that? >> my brother, my entire family. i mean, when the houghs get together, nobody can talk. i mean, we are talking over each other. ryan, for instance -- >> jimmy: ryan seacrest, your boyfriend. >> ryan seacrest, my boyfriend. >> jimmy: your man friend. >> my man friend. as a host, that's what he does for a living is talk, but he can hardly ever get a word in edge wise when the houghs are around. >> jimmy: when ryan is with you at a movie premiere, is it difficult for him not to interview people on the red carpet? is he able to walk through the

red carpet? >> yeah. in fact, even when we're home, he tends to interview my family. i'm like no, chill. >> jimmy: does he really? >> a little bit. he's trying to be nice and polite. and we're all -- every conversation with the houghs ends up us talking about vaginas somehow. i know it's awkward. >> jimmy: i'd like for you to think about me as family. so let's talk about vaginas. >> so ryan's always awkward in front of the family. >> jimmy: gee, i wonder why. is this while you're eating? >> um, yeah. like i said, we're all these sisters. we all have the same doctor. his name is doctor sizemore. [ laughter ] ryan loves him. >> jimmy: it's not dr. tom sizemore, is it? >> or richard sizemore. i don't know.

sorry. where is this going? >> jimmy: so your doctor, i don't want to say he does all of you, but he treats -- you go to him. >> we do g o to him. it's kind of a family outing. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no, i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: does he live here in california? >> no, he's nashville based. >> jimmy: so you go there when you have a problem? >> again, where is this going? >> jimmy: when you go with ryan to the movie premiere? first of all, i can't imagine him staying awake for two hours in a row because he's up at 4:00 in the morning. >> that's true. i don't know, he was trying to fight back tears last night. it was kind of awkward. i was sitting on the aisle and ryan was here and my dad was next to ryan. and it's a romantic love story. it's nicolas sparks. but it's got a little bit of a thriller twist to it.

but there is a love scene. >> jimmy: there is? is that why ryan was crying? because you and josh duhamel were making out? >> i just kept getting lower and lower in my chair like what's happening right now? this is so weird. >> jimmy: i'm so embarrassed. can we please just talk about vaginas for a minute? [ laughter ] >> welcome to the hough family. >> jimmy: i'm pleased to be a part of it. does everyone like ryan in the family? >> yeah. they do. they really like him. >> jimmy: and he gets along with your brother? >> yeah, they're great. they're good friends. i'm good friends with ryan's sister. so it works out. >> jimmy: yeah, you have to be. because you have a million family members. he only has a few. >> yes. he gets a little overwhelmed. he has five people in his entire family. and there's 200 in my immediate. >> jimmy: you need to whittle some of those family members down. >> we have like 16 chickens and dogs and everything running around and babies. yeah, there's a lot of action happening.

that's why we can talk that way. >> jimmy: because the babies are there. [ laughter ] it's where you came from, kids. i heard you auditioned for this movie over skype. >> yeah, i did. the director, he was in bed from new york and i came into the audition and he was on skype, and i was like wait, i feel so restricted, i have to stay in like the ipad viewpoint? it was really awkward and uncomfortable. but it ended up working out and i left and i was like, i really, really don't feel like that went well. so i called and called and was kind of like that was your shot. i just would not take no for an answer. so i went back in and he was there and we did the scenes again and it was better. it was much better. >> jimmy: in person. >> isn't that amazing, technology these days, you can audition across the world? >> jimmy: eventually you guys

can shoot the whole movie from your living room. that's the deal you've got to get. well, congratulations. i'm glad everything is going so well for you. the movie again is called "safe haven." it hopes in theaters on valentine's day. julianne hough, everyone. we'll be right back with gary clark jr.

>> jimmy: his latest album is called "blak and blu." here with the song "ain't messin round" gary clark jr. ♪ ♪ i don't believe in competition ain't nobody else like me around ♪ ♪ i don't need your imposition

it ain't that hard to figure it out ♪ ♪ give it up now play cool give it up now play cool ♪ ♪ all the rules that you use and abuse and no illusion can take this confusion ♪ ♪ give it up now don't let me down ♪ ♪ don't think too much of my disposition you already know what's going down ♪

♪ don't wanna be your exhibition, no i don't want nobody hanging around ♪ ♪ give it up now play cool give it up now play cool ♪ ♪ all the rules that you use and abuse and no illusion can take this confusion ♪ ♪ give it up now don't let me down ♪ ♪

♪ give it up now play cool give it up now play cool ♪ ♪ all the rules that you use and abuse and no illusion can take this confusion ♪ ♪ give it up now don't let me down ♪ ♪ play cool play cool

play cool play cool ♪ [ cheers and applaus e ] >> jimmy: gary clark jr. his album is out now. you can see a bonus song at jimmykimmellive.com. i want to thank ewan mcgregor and julianne hough. i want to apologize to matt damon. tomorrow night, dr. phil, jacoby jones and music from tim mcgraw. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. good night. ♪