i'll be honest, it's a little bit unsettling to have you guys in camouflage pointing -- even though it's a camera, i know -- pointing it at me. but i applaud your enthusiasm. we have music from a very talented young band from denver called churchill. [ cheers and applause ] they stepped in for us at the last minute. our originally scheduled guest morrissey cancelled on us. he is a staunch animal rights activists. he said he couldn't "morally be on a television program where the cast members of duck dynasty will also be guests." he said as far as my reputation is concerned i can't take the risk of being alongside people who in effect amount to animal serial killers. he said if jimmy cannot dump "duck dynasty," we must step away. while i respect his stance, there's a very good reason i didn't dump the "duck dynasty" guys for morrissey. it's because they have guns.

[ laughter ] and morrissey doesn't. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, if morrissey is this serious about being associated with meat of any kind, he shouldn't do any television shows because i guarantee when he was on letterman last month, there had to be an outback steakhouse commercial in the mix, and that's not acceptable. so morrissey will not be here tonight. he keeps finding new ways to depress us. [ laughter ] and i'll say this. the "duck dynasty" guys, very nice guys, felt bad about this, too. they run a very successful business selling duck calls, but they also make products for people who are guest shooting animals, too. >> for the vegan in your life, "duck dynasty" proudly presents, carrot call, specifically designed to mimic the call of the wild carrot. >> watch it there, watch it there. >> just blow into the carrot call and wait. those little suckers leap right out of the dirt and into your

mouth. buy two carrot calls and get uncle sized teacup broccoli trap absolutely free. >> you can have broccoli just like i do. >> carrot call. >> i love yuppie food! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know he would eat those. morrissey missed out. a shame. this morning on "good morning america," abc unveiled the new cast of "dancing with the stars," and it was a who's who of who needs money. [ laughter ] this year's cast is made up of olympic athletes, baltimore ravens wide receiver jacoby jones, boxer victor ortiz, wynonna judd and kellie pickler, disney star zendaya coleman, and the always reliable andy dick.

andy will be dancing with a first-time dancer. i hope she gets her rabies vaccine. if you're watching, run very fast and as far as your nimble little legs will take you. andy will definitely liven things up. here he is this morning comparing his fans to wynonna judd's. >> people call you w, right? i hear you have a little fan group out there. where's my group? dick! dick! dick! >> jimmy: so get ready for a lot of that group. if you're headed to ikea this weekend, you might want to pack a lunch, because yesterday ikea pulled the meatballs from their stores in 14 european countries after authorities in the czech republic found horse meat in the meatballs. a lot of people are shocked by the news, but i'm not sure why. i think the name of the meatb l meatballs should have been the dead giveaway. [ laughter ] now, ikea did their own

independent analysis of the meatballs and did not find horse meat dna in them. there's a very simple explanation. a couple of horses went into the store to buy a bookcase. one of them got lost. it's really easy to get lost in ikea. somehow fell into the meatball mixer and that was that. this is courtesy of the local cbs affiliate in salt lake city. last night they had a reporter covering comments made by senator todd weller, which resulted in this very romantic edition of "behind the news." >> we have a few warts and pimples that need to be popped and i believe this is one of them. >> reporter: not exactly the metaphor you may have been looking for. auditors found the -- hello, nice to see you. >> jimmy: i think that's nice. they appreciate his report. this is a heartwarming story. a man in new jersey was arrested after police allegedly found 100

bags of heroin in his -- anyone want to guess? hat? no. fanny pack? getting warmer. they found 100 bags of heroin in his butt. that's right, they pulled a guy over for a routine traffic stop. he had some outstanding traffic warrants. so they took him to the station and that's when he found out he was a human pinata. [ laughter ] so they took one down and passed it around. and there were 99 bags of heroin. [ cheers and applause ] and so on. he was charged with possession of heroin with intent to sell and tampering with evidence. i say if you have 100 bags of anything in your butt, you should be allowed to keep it. i learned that from my grandmother. dennis rodman embarked on a very strange journey today. this morning, dennis rodman arrived in north korea. the north korea leader jim jeong unis repo-- kim jong-un is

reportedly a big fan and rodman and the harlem globetrotters were invite there had to run a basketball camp. he tweeted it's true, i'm in north korea looking forward to meeting with kim jong-un. wouldn't it be something if the threat of nuclear annihilation was averted by dennis rodman and the harlem globetrotters? tlc announced their show "here comes hoon knee boo boo" will soon be on the air in australia, latin america, the netherlands. it's kind of our way of releasing the cracken on the rest of the world. the show will not be called "here comes honey boo boo." in other countries it will be translated "cheese monster battled type 2 diabetes." apparently it is already airing overseas. in fact, it is the number three most popular show in poland. and that's not a polish joke.

that is the truth, it really is. personally, i'm not in favor of exporting our reality tv shows to other countries. deporting our reality shows, yes. but exporting, no. it makes us look dumber than we are. the producers said one of the challenges of airing the show in other countries is translating the boo boo clan's unique style of speech and they're hoping that this product will help. >> learning a new language can be difficult. now you can learn all of honey boo boo's language with the new rosetta stone, honey boo boo dlux edition. it teaches exercises through absorption, the same way mama absorbs pork chops. and the rosetta stone goes where you go, making it easier than ever to use. >> everybody's a little gay. >> everybody's a little gay.

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"duck dynasty," and music from churchill are on the way. this is cute. yesterday the white house released their new official portrait of vice president joe biden. it's a good one. he looks like someone just told him he could stay up late and eat all the frosted flakes he wants. [ laughter ] looks less like a portrait and more like an ad for flomax. [ laughter ] and now for your nightly dose of kardashian news -- really? [ laughter ] see, that's the problem. we've identified it and it's you. anyway, an in an upcoming issue of "cosmopolitan" magazine, kim kardashian issues marital advice. who wouldn't want that advice. if your marriage is shorter than a season of "breaking bad", you're not allowed to give out

marital advice. last week kim told a report hear the her boyfriend kanye west has taught her to be more private, and she wants more privacy, which makes sense. but then today, they popped up on the cover of a french fashion magazine naked. that poor kid of theirs. can you imagine if you had a picture like this of your parents? you'd never stop vomiting. i'm not sure how posing naked on the cover of a magazine is in any way compatible with being more private. it's confusing, especially for the paparazzi. so we've devised a simple acronym to let people know when it's okay to take pictures of kim kardashian. so follow along at home. p stands for posing. any time kim strikes a pose, you can take pictures. r is for retail. when you see kim shopping, feel free to capture that. i, in utero. kim wants the world to get to know her sexy fetus, so get your sonogram on instagram or whatever. v is for vows. any time kim gets married, especially on cable, it is okay

to shoot. a is for air. if kim is breathing air, you are encouraged to capture that happening. c is for caboose. i think this one is pretty self-explanatory. and finally, y is for yolo. you only live once, so spend every waking moment capturing the beauty majesty and spirit of kim kardashian. just a few simple rules to make sure privacy is number one. [ applause ] and one more thing. you know, a lot of awards were handed out at the oscars on sunday, but so many actors were left out. some of the best acting that i've seen this year comes not from the stars of movies, but from real people in real life. so tonight, we present the award for best actor in real life. that's right. and the nominees are, manti te'o. >> tell us about your girlfriend. >> possibly the most beautiful girl i've ever met.

>> jimmy: manti te'o's girlfriend. >> i'm just calling to say good night and i love you. >> jimmy: lance armstrong. >> how many times do i have to say it? >> i just have to make sure your testimony is clear. >> if it's never been clear that i've never taken drugs, thin incidents like that could never happen. how clear is that? >> jimmy: mitt romney. >> i wish all of them well, but particularly the president, the first lady, and their daughters. >> jimm >> jimmy: and jaleel white. >> i love entertaining people. >> jimmy: and we love being entertained by him. and now it is time, the

winner -- look at this. what's going on here? [ applause ] the winner of best actor in real life is manti te'o's girlfriend! here now to accept his or her award, manti te'o's girlfriend! >> thank you so much. i want to thank manti and dr. phil and twitter and my long beautiful hair, and unicorns and mermaids and my invisible dog sprinkles. thank you so much! i love you. good night. >> jimmy: thank you, and congratulations. who was the actor playing that? oh look, it's our band leader cleto. [ applause ] next year, you get an emmy, my friend. we have a good show for you tonight. the gang from "duck dynasty" is here with us. we have music tonight from

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>> jimmy: tonight on the show the third season of their show "duck dynasty" premieres on a&e

tomorrow night. phil, si, willie and jase robertson are here. and then they have a full-length album coming out this spring tonight with music from this ep called "change" making their television debut churchill from the sony stage. tomorrow night chef gordon ramsay will be here, stanley tucci will be here and we'll have music from gold fields. and on thursday jim parsons, the lieutenant governor of california gavin newsom, and musical guest ziggy marley. and also on thursday night -- stoners! our eighth annual jimmy kimmel live after the oscars special is in primetime with jamie foxx, channing tatum. and special appearances from bradley cooper, oprah winfrey, jessica chastain, samuel l. jackson, and many many more relive the magic of oscar night thursday at 10pm here on abc. our first guest is an oscar-nominated actor who has played nelson mandela, a tuskegee airman, a jackson, a

pimp and a swim coach; his latest called "dead man down" opens march 8th, please welcome terrence howard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> i'm real happy that this seat is so close. >> jimmy: it's nice to be close to you. how is everything? is everything all right? >> i missed you. >> jimmy: i missed you, too. congratulations. i just understand you became a grandfather. which is crazy. you're younger than i am. >> yes, 44 years old. my 20-year-old daughter she got married last year, and right after christmas i became a grandfather. >> jimmy: very nice. congratulations. >> i've got a picture of her. >> jimmy: why not? you're a grandfather. this is the sort of thing grandparents do. >> jimmy: let me hold it up. i'll put it right there. and we'll have a look.

oh, she's very cute. you see the little gloves she has on? i was wondering if she's michael jackson's baby. >> jimmy: you'll make a lot of money if it's michael jackson's baby. >> i'm gonna go wake him up and beat his ass if he's touching my daughter. >> jimmy: that would be a weird thing to do. terrence howard exhumed michael jackson today and beat him for fathering his granddaughter. so as a grandfather now, do you do the things that grandfathers do? because you're very young. i mean, you'd be a relatively young dad. >> like what things? >> jimmy: i don't know, like go to the park and smoke cigars and stand there? >> i smoke cigars, but babysitting the baby ain't my job. i did the first run. i did that with her momma. i don't have to do that with her. >> jimmy: you officiated the wedding. >> yeah. i became an ordained minister over the internet. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah, i really did.

you can do that. you can become anything. i might become a surgeon later on today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what did it cost to become a minister on the internet? >> $25. $25 to get into heaven. >> jimmy: this is a real commitment you made. is it a recurring charge or will you lose that ministership? >> i think with every sin, you have to pay another $25. >> jimmy: i see. luckily, you're making your own diamonds. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: is this real? >> it's very real. >> jimmy: they're real diamonds? >> real diamonds. >> jimmy: i heard you say you make hundreds of them in a day. >> we grow -- we have 28 machines and we grow 24 24 one-carat diamonds every day. we can grow a pink diamond for $60, which will sell for a million dollars on the market. it costs us $100 to grow a solid white diamond that we can sell for 5,000. we call it the compassionate diamond. you watch your diamond be born.

you no longer have to destroy the earth. >> jimmy: so are you a billionaire now if you're producing this many diamonds? >> we're just starting off. the company is just starting off. we're setting the gemstones in certain places. but what i'm doing mostly -- i got my doctorate in chemical engineering this year. >> jimmy: you did? >> yes. i'm doctor reverend. >> jimmy: really? wait a minute. [ applause ] hold on. when do you have time to go get a doctorate in chemical engineering? >> when "iron man" fired me. i had a lot of time on my hands. >> jimmy: you became diamond man, all of a sudden. >> diamond man, yeah. >> jimmy: so what school did you go to? >> i went to south carolina school university and they gave me my doctorate in applied materials and chemical engineering. >> jimmy: wow. so you actually know how to do this stuff. you're not just the celebrity that bought into it. >> the process is very simple. there's two ways of growing diamonds. >> jimmy: hold on. let me get a pad. [ laughter ] go on. >> you can grow them through -- the russians started doing this

in 1950. it's a process called high temperature, high pressure where they take a lot of carbon and put it under a great deal of pressure and in the end result, you'll get diamonds. >> jimmy: like superman. >> but you end up with a lot of individual crystals, which you cannot use for gemstone or for -- like i want to use them to replace the silicone in computers. now, our process is a process called chemical vapor deposition. we drop carbon into a container, into an incubator and send it through a hydrogen plasma ray. it's hydrogen stripped of its electrons. it bombards the carbon until it becomes a cloud. don't cloud over. as the carbon cloud cools because it's stuck between a gas and a plasma state, it's looking for some stability so we have a small diamond at the bottom and as the carbon cloud cools, it mimics the crystallization at tom by at tom.

>> jimmy: wow. so diamonds will be worthless when you're done. >> no, they're worth more. >> jimmy: how? >> we won't use them for gemstones anymore. now we can grow diamonds the size of this glass, so you're able to make jewelry and statues with it. but diamonds will replace silicone. >> jimmy: so will women get diamond breast implants now? >> i hope not. they're hard enough, man. stop with the breast implants. >> jimmy: it's incredible. but the problem with silicone, like we've reached the top of our s curve with regard to silicone's ability to handle heat dispensation. >> jimmy: i've always said that. >> so since diamonds cannot handle the heat load -- no, silicone can't handle the heat load, it melts at 200 degrees celsius, so that's why your computers shut down. but diamonds get stronger at 2,000 degrees celsius. so we're creating these chips

that will speed up the computer a thousand times faster. >> jimmy: and you learned all of this from the rihanna video. it's incredible. we're going to take a quick break here. forget the movies. i don't know why he's acting anymore. terrence howard. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪

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>> there's a problem. we need to go. >> he's here. >> what? >> jimmy: that is terrence howard. his movie opens in theaters march 8. that's colin farrell with the bad aim. >> colin is an incredible guy. i met him in 2001 when we did "hart's war." he was defending me with bruce willis. and, you know, he -- you know, when you have a friend like with you. when i see you, i gather a piece

of myself that i stored in you for a little bit. >> jimmy: a diamond, if you will. >> a diamond is just a piece of coal that did well under pressure. that's you. when i saw colin, it reminded me of the advice he gave me 13 years ago. i was going through my divorce with my first wife. and i was sad. it was 12:00 at night and i went to colin's trailer and he came out, he was just recently engaged. he came out -- and i was crying a little bit. he said to me, what's the matter? and i said, you know, i don't know what to do about my wife, man. i want to save my marriage. he said, you know what you need to do? don't bathe for a month. >> jimmy: don't bathe for a month? >> just smell yourself. get to know you again. i was like and that's supposed to help how? it didn't make sense to me. and so i didn't bathe for a month. >> jimmy: you listened to him?

>> he was making $4 million a movie. >> jimmy: okay. >> i lost my wife. i lost my apartment. and i lost my job. >> jimmy: so the moral is don't ever listen to colin farrell. >> no, and i went to him today. i said yeah, i took your advice back then. like what was that suppose -- how was that supposed to benefit me? he was like i didn't mean it literally. [ laughter ] i was like now you tell me. so i said i've got advice for you. don't bathe for a month. >> jimmy: that's a strange -- that's a very strange thing. what was that like, not bathing for a month? do you get used to it after a while? >> it's itchy. >> jimmy: when you're as good-looking as you are, you could get away not bathing for a month. if i didn't bathe for a month, i'd probably be thrown in jail almost immediately. >> no, you would make a lot of friends with flies. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this photograph. this is a movie that's coming out that you did with miss oprah

winfrey. called "the butler." what's going on in this picture? >> i'm trying to get to her tail bitties. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't end my life with lightning, he meant it as a joke. >> no, i love her. we had such a chemistry. >> jimmy: it looks like it. it really does. there's something going on in this picture, here. oprah winfrey's smoking. >> she is smoking. >> jimmy: oprah starts smoking, half of the country's gonna start smoking, too. this could be very dangerous. >> half the world. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. congratulations on the movie. it opens march 8th. terrence howard, everybody. we'll be right back with "duck dynasty."

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from churchill. our next guests are the most popular tv duck hyundaiers since elmer fudd. season three of "duck dynasty" premieres tomorrow night on a&e. from west monroe, louisiana, please welcome the robertsons phil, si, willie and jase. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like the drummer in zz top right now. [ laughter ] how you guys doing? welcome to los angeles. i know you've been here before. what do you make of los angeles, by the way? >> it be a jungle up in here.

>> a concrete jungle. >> plus a lot of wild animals, too. >> yes, indeed, there certainly are. >> butt cracks. >> jimmy: our camera crew was so excited that you're here, that some of the guys we're camouflage and also brought duck calls along with them. are you meeting fans everywhere you go now? >> yeah, one of the most difficult ordeals in my life, getting from point a to point b anymore. >> jimmy: you're so recognizable and people want to take pictures of you. >> that's the deal, we can't hide behind glasses. that just makes it worse. >> we now understand what has spawned the charlie sheens of the world. >> jimmy: you do? [ applause ] si, do you enjoy being famous? >> no, not really. i can't even go out at night when it's dark. okay? they still recognize me. >> jimmy: do they find you at home? do they go to your houses?

>> they end up out there in the front of the house. i don't want to bad mouth anyone, but i'm looking out and seeing them pull up. i made the mistake of going out at first. hey, how y'all doing? but after a while, the traffic got so thick, i'm thinking -- so i finally said where are y'all from? way from canada. i said how did you get here? because i live at 538 -- >> jimmy: hey, don't say your address. [ laughter ] >> open the floodgates. >> jimmy: giving your address out is probably not the best idea if you want to cut down on the visitors. >> settle down. >> jimmy: is facial hair like a tradition in your family? a longtime tradition? >> well, as it turns out, there are two kinds of people on planet earth who do not have beards. women and children. i am neither. >> jimmy: i might be both.

[ laughter ] i hate shaving. i really do. i just hate it. i don't like it. i don't want to do it anymore. >> break loose. >> jimmy: i have a fear that i wouldn't even be able to grow a good beard. >> when they ask you are you growing a beard, jimmy, you say it's doing that on its own. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. it doesn't work as well when you're on television every night, though. so part of the tradition with duck season is you guys abandon hygiene for a while, yes? >> got to. oh yeah. >> jimmy: no bathing. >> no showers. don't wash the clothes. >> it takes the warmth out of your clothes when you continually wash them. it breaks down the warmth. >> jimmy: how do the women in your lives like that? >> they don't like it at all. >> jimmy: they don't like it. >> the first week is all right. we air dry them. we hack them o we hang them out in the air. that kind of gets rid of some of

the odor. >> you find a way around that [ bleep ] of not shaving and bathing. >> the problem comes in when you go to the bedroom and my lovely wife says hey, if you want any action, you're going to have to break down and take a shower. >> jimmy: and so what do you do? >> i say okay. [ laughter ] >> exactly. we take a shower. >> jimmy: is this just tradition, or does this actually help with the hunting? >> it's for warmth. you're sitting out there all day, the wind is blowing. >> jimmy: it gives you a nice coating? >> the filth, the beard, all of it. >> in freezing weather, the wind is blowing in your face, going up a river at 4:30 in the morning, trust me, you need the warmth. plus, okay, like you -- we'd have to rub face paint all over you. because you'd be like a pie plate. [ laughter ] >> you want to hear something

scary? there are literally hundreds and hundreds of women that are e-mailing, giving their resume, they want to marry not me, not willy, not jase. they want to marry si. >> jimmy: they want to marry you? that's great news. >> one of them's never showed up that's got enough money. >> jimmy: how much money? >> the sky's the limit on money. >> jimmy: i see. but you are open to some lady -- >> i'm just joking. i'm happily married. >> jimmy: you tell stories on the show, it seems like most of them are not true. >> no, see, that's what they all say. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all the stories i tell, they start out as 95% truth. [ laughter ] okay? and look, if you just tell the truth all the time, it gets kind of boring. so the last 5% of, i got to kick it up a notch. you know what i'm talking about?

got to give the story a good bump. >> jimmy: the story about your shoes going on fire you were running so fast. >> look here, that was when i was chased by wolves. >> jimmy: okay. >> and look. in louisiana -- look. if i hadiya pendleton one of them stopwatches that coaches use, i would hold every running record from 40 yards to ten miles. [ laughter ] look here, the only thing that was not true about that story -- >> jimmy: is? >> hey, you know, when i got through running, i smelled rubber burning. and i thought it was a farmer burning a brush pile with tires. no, i looked down, my tennis shoes were on fire. that's the only thing that wasn't true about that story. my tennis shoes were not on fire. [ applause ] >> think about it. hundreds of women want to marry this man. >> jimmy: that makes perfect sense to me. >> i said you boys, look, i

spent time away from my family. i fought this all my life. >> jimmy: you carry a cup around you that your mom gave you. >> yep, it went to vietnam. >> jimmy: you carry it with you everywhere you go. >> i didn't bring it. >> jimmy: you carry it with you almost everywhere you go. >> almost. i said no, i'm not going to take it. >> jimmy: what do you think about morrissey cancelled -- first of all, do you prefer his solo work? [ applause ] >> look, i said oh, you talking about the lead singer of the doors, right? no, you idiot. i said that's what i thought it was. >> jimmy: that's jim morrison. >> and i'm saying hey, i didn't know the guy was a vegetarian. >> you know, a couple hundred years ago, give or take a few,

we'd have ran that bunch out of here. one or two of them comes back, starts dictating policy on what we're going to eat. give me a break. whoever the guy is, i don't know, if he wants to eat vegetables, no problem. we don't mind if somebody says y'all eat ducks? we're like uh, yeah. >> jimmy: ducks are really good to eat. >> but we don't hold it against him at all. whoever it is, we love him as our neighbor. we need a bible study with him, but other than that. >> jimmy: i think the show is really nice, because you guys -- well, you're very funny on the show. not funny in the way most reality shows are. actually funny. at the end, you have a nice meal with your family and everybody gets along. it's very nice. some beard hairs in the food. but other than that -- >> can only hope that an atheist has is if he not be there. that ain't much of a hope. >> jimmy: amen. it's great to have you guys here. the show is called "duck dynasty." it premieres tomorrow night on

a&e. we'll be right back with churchill. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony.

>> jimmy: their full-length debut comes out this spring. here with the title track to this ep called "change" from denver, colorado, churchill! ♪ ♪ to make you want me i can fabricate the truth i'll give you easy it'll keep me destitute ♪ ♪ you hang me up on the line hang me out to dry and you got nothing to lose ah ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah you've got the story all made up inside your head you write me out of it ♪ ♪ and use your words instead

you hold me just out of reach but you keep me pounding the beat ♪ ♪ to take all the soul you can get you want me to change change change ♪ ♪ you want me to change you want me to change change change you want me to change ♪ ♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah you take no chances and you give ♪ ♪ no other choice you fill your pockets and you empty out my voice you use the shallow ♪ ♪ and old trade the heart for the gold you sell the song for the noise ♪ ♪ you want me to change

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you want me to change you want me to change ♪ ♪ change change you want me to change you want me to change change change ♪ ♪ you want me to change you want me to change change change you want me to change ♪ ♪ you want me to change you want me to change change change you want me to change ♪ you want me to change ♪ ♪ change change you want me to change ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: churchill. "change" is out now. you can see a bonus song at jimmykimmellive.com. i want to thank terrence howard, the cast of "duck dynasty." apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. good nig.