>> jimmy: despite the fact that she picked fgc she is 69th out of 69 in our office pool. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: the final eight she got tired of picking and just wrote void. you should have finished the whole thing. >> i now wish i did. i hit that void zone and i can't do any more. >> jimmy: fgc. elsewhere in sports there is a new number one golfer in the world and his name is tiger woods. remember that sex guy? for the first time in 29 months, tiger woods is number one in the world. today after winning the arnold palmer in stational in atlanta. nike posted this on their facebook page, it says "winning takes care of everything" except for that ridiculous goatee and

mustache. i'm pretty sure that lawyers take care of everything. tony stewart was upset after a sprint cup race in fontana yesterday. another driver cut him off. tony is not one to shy away from confrontation. >> tony went over to question and do more than that. get a sling in there. >> what did you take issue what "w"? >> i'm [ bleep ] runs us down to the infield. he wants to [ bleep ] about everything else i'm going to bust his ass. >> thanks, tony. >> thank you. >> always a gentleman. >> jimmy: speaking of nascar, the jewish holiday of passover started at sun down. that's the eight day celebration that is about the emancipation of the israelites. you eat no carbs, pleasant

request of bottled fish. in catholicism a rare occasion as the former pope got together with the new pope for a pope reunion special, the new pope took a helicopter to the former pope's new home. they talked business and bro'd out and watched basketball. it was confusing. they referred to each other as new pope and pope classic. but pope benedict -- thank you. is not -- he's not known as pope benedict any more. he is his holiness benedict xvi roman pontiff emeritus. that will take up a lot of room on his starbucks cup.

they did pray but they did keep the mood light. >> i like your dress. >> i like your dress. >> let us pray. >> okay. heavenly father grant us peace and understanding. >> we pray for all people. >> and for ku to beat michigan. >> and "american idol" and forgive tiger woods his trespasses. >> please let megan fox visit the vatican. >> for the love of god. >> what ever happened to easy cheese? [ speaking foreign language ] megan fox, amen. >> popes are just like us. >> jimmy: over on nbc a new season of the show "the voice" premiered tonight. christina aguilera has been replaced by shakira.

"the voice" had their blind auditions tonight. this is where they sit with their backs to the singers and turn around if they like what they hear. it's a back handed complement. i like your voice even though you are hideous. for the past five seasons the winner of "american idol" has been an instantly forgettable white male. but paul jol request the last remaining caucasian man has been eliminated. between this and mitt romney it has been a rough six months for white guys. but we still have the bachelorette. one of my writers brought this in today. this flier was posted all over his neighborhood. one of his neighbors lost a tortoise. and it's sad when a family loses a pet but if you lack the vigilance necessary to keep a tortoise from running away you

probably don't deserve to have a tortoise. even if it was running at full speed he's still probably not made it to the mailbox yet. tilda swinton gave an unusual performance at the museum of modern art in new york this weekend. she slept in a glass box in the middle of the museum all day. this is an art exhibit called "the maybe" as in maybe it's a bad idea to lock yourself in a glass box all day. she has been performing this on and off since 1995. if you are in new york for $20 you can watch tilda swinton sleep in a box. in l.a. you can watch gary bucey pass out in public for free. you're here on a good night. from the show ga"game of throne"

nikolaj coster-waldau is with us. the third season premiers on hbo on sunday. nikolaj plays jamie lannister on the show. tonight we will give you a sneak peek at the new show. take a look. >> there is trouble in the air. the thrown is undersiege by the most powerful dynasty in the kingdom. >> my lord, they are approaching. >> dynasty. >> are you happy? [ duck call ]. >> prepare to die. >> duck you. duck you. >> no duck you.

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>> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome back. dana delany, nikolaj coster-waldau and music from dustin lynch are on the way. if you are a fan of famous people falling from high places undoubtedly you are aware of the diving celebrity show "splash" which airs tuesday night at 8:00 on abc. they get people who don't know how to dive and force them to dive. is that the idea? >> right, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo is deathly afraid of heights and swimming. so diving is not his cup of tequila. but we sent him to the set of the "splash" this is a tweet. he said today i would love to call sick at work. but he did not call sick at work. he's a trooper.

we rented him a speedo and put him in the exceptionally capable hands of the olympic diver greg louganis. >> hi, sir, mr. greg -- >> greg louganis. yeah, yeah, you ready for your dive lesson? >> no. i'm afraid of water. >> you're afraid of water. >> and heights. they told me you're the best diver ever. >> that's what they keep telling me. >> they say i'm the worst diver ever. >> you're afraid of the water. so i have some games that we can play. >> okay. >> and then we'll get you off the side of the pool and work our way up? >> it sound like great idea but i want to show you this i have a note from my doctor. >> a note from your doctor. >> don't let guillermo dive. guillermo's doctor. there's no name here.

>> his name is dr. juan. >> you expect me to accept that? >> no. >> no, no, no. okay. now first exercise i've got 37 cents here. okay? so you have to retrieve my change. >> can i give you a check? [ laughter ] [ coughing ]. >> you drown me. what are you doing? >> i'm not drowning you. you just got to hold your breath. >> i got it! >> awesome. one, two, three.

>> goal! >> how are you? >> i'm good. you look nice in that lime green robe. >> which one you like better? diving or soccer? >> soccer. >> me too. i like everything better than diving. >> yeah. it can be scary. but don't worry. >> i have one more question. >> okay. >> do you ever pee in the pool. >> i have. but not on purpose. >> it feels very good, huh? nice and warm. >> yeah, i guess. >> my friend i have a question for you. >> okay. >> how you doing mr. kareem? >> i'm doing fine. >> look, i'm afraid of diving and water. what tips can you give me? >> geez. well, go slow, all right? don't do a lot at first. just get familiar with it i have a question for you, guillermo. >> yeah?

>> why are you wearing pink toenail polish on your left foot? >> that's the way i roll. wait. what about lunch? >> what is this? >> it's a water harness. you can't get hurt in this. we're going to hold you up and just do a jump. >> they don't pay me enough for this [ bleep ]. >> all right. so out to the end of the board and just bounce. get the feel of the board. head first. head first. head first. let go of the ropes. let go of the ropes. see, no problem. >> [ bleep ]. american dream is hard! >> i got you. >> i think i'm getting diarrhea. >> i think we're ready. >> fall, fall. to me.

>> i did it! yeah! >> well, this day is finished. it's over. i did the diving. >> you can't be finished. >> no, why? >> i came here to dive with you. >> you did. >> did you go on the 3 meter? >> yeah. >> let's go up to the five meter. there you do it? >> only if you hold my hand. >> i got it. who we diving for? >> for the fat people. >> for the fat people we're diving. >> for the fat people! >> jimmy: thank you guillermo, wherever you are over there. tonight on the show, from "game of thrones," nikolaj

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>> jimmy: hi there.

tonight on the program from "game of thrones" season three premiers sunday night on hbo. the king slayer, nikolaj coster-waldau is here. and then before nikolaj this is his self-titled debut cd, dustin lynch from the sony stage. dustin will be doing the song "she cranks my tractor." some songs have everything and this is one of them. it's called "she cranks my tractor." tomorrow night, jeremy piven will be here. kareem abdul-jabbar will be here. and music from kid cutie featuring too short. bruce willis, dwayne johnson. so join us then. if and when i should my mortal coil i should be so lucky to be examined by a woman like my

first guest tonight. she plays dr. megan hunt on "body of proof." please say hello to dana delany. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: you look great. your lipstick perfectly matches your ensemble. do you buy the dress to match the lipstick or do you have a million kinds of lipstick. >> i kiss my sleeve. and it's like that. >> jimmy: that's magical. you had a problem on a plane and had to make an emergency landing. >> yes. i was flying from new york to los angeles. i was a bit hung over and about half hour in we got the announcement we're landing in cleveland. we didn't know why. when we landed on the tarmac with snow all over the place. i tweeted -- i can't remember exactly what i said.

>> jimmy: you were looking for a couch to sleep on. >> emergency landing in cleveland. whose couch can i crash on? i got all these responses and people said to me you know, that's the plot from "hot in cleveland" wendy had to make some landing in cleveland and she found out she was hot there and she stayed. >> jimmy: is that right? were you tempted to stay? >> i was. >> jimmy: did you find a couch to live on. you're in a plane and needed somewhere to crash. >> i don't want to use the word crash next time. >> it's not ideal. >> there was an electrical fire on the plane. and we were in the airport for eight hours before they told us we had to spend the night in cleveland. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's no good at all. >> chris maloney was also on the plane from "law and order svu"

or suv or whatever it is. >> jimmy: i think it's svu. >> he was wearing a t-shirt. he didn't have a coat zblchblgt he was named? >> no he didn't have winter clothes and we had to spend the night at the airport sheraton. my tweet got picked up by all the local news and then it went out to the national news. united was scared to put us back on the plane. >> jimmy: why would they be scared? if the plane was safe they could put you on or not. >> they couldn't figure out what was wrong with the plane. maybe it's okay. i don't know. so we get back on the plane the next morning. you had to rebook the flight and get on the plane. i said to the flight attendant isn't this the same plane and

she said, yes, it is. >> jimmy: how did you know? >> i have become one of the people that uses the wipes to wipe down everything in your seat because i have seen all those tv shows. >> jimmy: crazy people, yes. >> i'm an old lady crazy person. and i had taken my wipe out and wiped everything out. the thing like this. and i went to do it on the new plane and i wept like this -- that's very clean. somebody must have wiped this out and it was me. >> jimmy: you realized it was you. >> i was in the same seat. >> jimmy: that is a weird story. did you enjoy your night? and did chris freeze in cleveland? >> we ended up hanging out at the airport bar. >> jimmy: so germs freak you out but not plane crashes. >> i love flying. >> jimmy: why were you hung over on the flight? >> i was doing a pr tour for

"body of proof" and i was on "the chew" with mario batali. you know he enjoys himself. >> jimmy: he does. he's -- he reminds me of a king from the 1600s. >> you're right. >> jimmy: and a horn he is drinking out of. >> with his crocs on. >> jimmy: that is one of the differences. >> i was with mario at his restaurant the night before. >> jimmy: you went to paris to promote the show. the show is on in paris. >> we are big internationally. >> jimmy: that's exciting. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: how does it work? do they have sub titles? >> in france they use a translator and i got to meet the woman who was my -- has been my voice for the past 13 years which is really cool. >> jimmy: on other shows. >> her name is marina. she is a good actress. that's hard to do.

>> jimmy: they match an actor to the voice over talent and stick with that? >> people start to remember your face with that voice. >> jimmy: she is sitting in paris hoping your career goes really well? >> exactly. but what she told me was we had christina hendrix on our show from "madmen" she came on as a guest star. and marina does the voice of christina hendrix. when she was on her show, i got her voice. >> jimmy: well, sure, you're the star of the voice. >> i was very happy. >> jimmy: that's an odd thing. so now you're the new jerry lewis of paris. >> i have always wanted to be -- it's funny. i never cared about being famous. i just wanted to be an actor but i always wanted to be famous in

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>> jimmy: we're back with dana delany. still to come, nikolaj coster-waldau and dustin lynch will be here.

he sings a song called "she cranks my tractor". >> shouldn't it be she cranks my crank? wouldn't it be make more sense. it would be he cranks my tractor. >> i have not operated a tractor and i assume there is a crank on it and she does that for him. on your show, body of proof proyou have taken a supernatural twist. >> we have zombies coming up. >> jimmy: who decided to have zombies. "the walking dead" is popular we need zombies on the show. >> but we let you know how they came about to be. >> jimmy: how did they come about to be? >> there was zombies in egypt a

long time ago. >> jimmy: there were? >> you will have to watch the show. >> jimmy: you will teach us a origins of zombies. guillermo were you aware of this? >> yeah. my grandma told me. >> jimmy: the zombies were they cranking tractors or what were they doing? >> i think they were smoking crank. >> jimmy: i think you have exorcism on the show. >> exciting. >> jimmy: do you have first-hand knowledge was truly going on? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you done with taping the show now? >> we're done taping the show. i'm doing a play now. >> jimmy: where? >> at fast coast rep. it's called the parisian woman. >> jimmy: is it something that you enjoy doing more? >> i know you are supposed to

say that but no. >> jimmy: you don't like it? >> it's a great challenge. it's hard. it's very different. >> jimmy: and in orange county? >> because i have a big part and so many lines i decided to stay. >> jimmy: forever? >> maybe. >> jimmy: do you live in a hotel. >> which i like. >> jimmy: do you like that. >> i do. at night i go to the bar and sit there by myself and orange county is different than l.a. >> jimmy: people don't hit on you or bother you? >> once you have words with friends out they leave you alone. >> jimmy: do they really? >> this weekend there was a chiropractor's convention. >> jimmy: there was? >> it was great. i loved it. >> jimmy: in what way? >> these crunchy people. >> jimmy: people trying to give you adjustments. >> they just looked very happy.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from dustin lynch. our next guest is the king slayer on "game of thrones." the third season starts sunday night on hbo. please welcome from the house of lannister, nikolaj coster-waldau. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: in a jean jacket and

not carrying a sword. so i got four episodes of "game of thrones" in advance of everyone else. i was planning to hold back and watch one of them last night i watched all four of them in a row. >> you're a freak. >> jimmy: i am a freak. but i love it. i cannot get enough of it. i would have watched 30 of them. and you have a big part this season. >> i always had a big part. but it is one of those things when we started i was really praying to make it to season three. because i knew what was in store. >> jimmy: my parents are such crazed fans they decided to read all the books you guys could go on for another 175 seasons, right? >> exactly. i think it's 188. >> jimmy: it's not one of those deals where you are going to run out. >> a lot of work. >> jimmy: i don't know what happens in the book or what happens to your character. so perhaps do you know -- did you read ahead?

>> i read the three books that we've filmed so far. and i got the other books on kindle and did the search for jamie thing. >> jimmy: how does jamie do? >> do you want to know? >> jimmy: now i'm going to do the same thing myself. that makes sense. that's one of the hazards of knowing but it's they can't kill you off if you misbehave on set or anything like that. you are traveling the world right? >> i live in denmark. so i always work outside and do a lot of traveling. are you a good traveller? >> jimmy: i like to travel. >> i used to love to get on a flight but it's now you know how they say that the chance of an accident on a plane is one in 100 million or something. >> jimmy: right. >> i guess the odds are coming

down. >> jimmy: but each individual flight has the same odds. it doesn't matter if you fly 100 times. each one is its own instance and one has no relation to the other. >> that's a relief to here. >> jimmy: that's why i'm here. >> have you ever had a really bad flight? i had -- it was funny in a way flying from capetown to london through johannesburg and it was really bad. it was a storm and the whole thing was that really bad turbulence where it is one of those things. >> jimmy: that's no good. >> you could see the lightning and the storm and the pilot says folks, we are experiencing some turbulence and might not make it to johannesburg. but you know what, i feel lucky, let's give it a go. >> jimmy: he did not say that. >> he was trying to lighten up the spirit and people were laughing. but i was sitting on this row with this couple.

and the husband, he was at the window seat. i was the aisle. and he was -- i've never seen anyone as scared. he was pale. he was sweating and just shaking and his wife -- it was sweet. i was like, you know, they would never risk anything. it's safe. i know it feels awful but it's safe and she looks at me and says you don't understand, my husband's a pilot. and then i just started hearing screaming. it was terrible. and then -- and then we make it down to the airport and it's like you get so close and you can see the people in the terminal and before we land he goes back up and around and landed. >> jimmy: why were you going there in the first place? >> um. it's -- i -- well. it's -- it was in '98. it was many years ago.

it was the worst job i've ever had. i -- i -- i couldn't get a job that year. and my english agent calls me and says i got a job for you and it shoots in cape town in south africa and i said that's fantastic. and he said it doesn't pay much. that's more than what i have so this is great. so it's a german sausage commercial. and i thought oh, and i was young and i was a serious actor and that was kind of like the last thing i thought i was going to be doing. i was going to do hamlet and now i'm on my way. but i needed money. >> jimmy: you got the ham part. a german sausage commercial. i would be afraid it would a euphemism just to start with. >> it gets better. so then the story is -- i'm shooting and it's set on a boat

in the cape town place outside of cape town. so we're on the ocean. and this director, he is so angry with everything, with life and the boat and many in particular. and the story was this old godfather like figure had this kid, me, sitting there with my -- i remember i had my legs in two buckets of concrete and i think the story was about something i had done something with his daughter and i was going to go in with the fishings and my one last wish was a big bite of a sausage. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what, i have exciting news for you. we just so happen to have a clip of that versus commercial here. >> are you serious? >> jimmy: right? right. >> [ speaking foreign languag ]

languagelanguage language ]. >> you know -- >> jimmy: the good news is that hbo has no commercials. >> i have been denying that for years. it was only aired in germany and one day my mom said i have a friend who called, sarah called and said she saw you you on german television in a commercial and i said well, that's not possible. so, mom, i know you're not watching but sorry, i lied to you. >> jimmy: hopefully mom doesn't have youtube which is designed for us to embarrass our guests i believe. you are doing a great job on the show. if you don't watch it you must.

"game of thrones" sunday night at 9:00 on hbo. nikolaj coster-waldau, everybody. we'll be right back with music from dustin lynch. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. after your vampire stories raked in $2.5 billion what do you do for an encore? the mastermind behind

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♪ we're a cloud of dust once i get her buckled in my pickup truck ♪ ♪ she's ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack ♪ ♪ a hollywood looker in a john deere cap ♪ ♪ i go fast she hollers faster she's the first one up the hayloft ladder ♪ ♪ a girl like that's what a country boy's after ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ burning the back roads sucking jet fuel from the radio ♪ ♪ cows and corn fields flying by ♪ ♪ gate's locked hop the fence sneak past the barn where the riverbank bends ♪ ♪ she's the best skinny dipper that you're ever gonna find ♪ ♪ she can hit the branch with her bra every time and ♪ ♪ i go fast she hollers faster she's the first one up

the hayloft ladder ♪ ♪ a girl like that's what a country boy's after ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ ♪ she's ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack a long straight away on a quarter mile track ♪ ♪ she got a kiss that'll hit you like a heart attack i got the rifle she's got the rack and ♪ ♪ i go fast she hollers faster she's the first one up the hayloft ladder ♪ ♪ a girl like that's what a country boy's after ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ i go fast she hollers faster she's the first one up the hayloft ladder ♪ ♪ a girl like that's what a country boy's after ♪

♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ she cranks she cranks she cranks my tractor ♪ ♪ ♪ hang on girl ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank dana delany, nikolaj coster-waldau and apologize to matt damon ran out of time. tomorrow night jeremy piven, kareem abdul-jabbar and music from kid cutie featuring too short. playing us off the air with "cowboys and angels" once again, dustin lynch. good night.

♪ there's a want and there's a need there's a history between ♪ ♪ girls like her and guys like me cowboys and angels ♪ ♪ i've got boots and she's got wings i'm hell on wheels and she's heavenly ♪ ♪ i'd die for her and she lives for me cowboys and angels ♪

♪ we ride side by side a cloud of dust a ray of light ♪ ♪ my touch is her temptation her kiss is my salvation ♪ ♪ she's sweet i'm wild we're dangerous cowboys and angels ♪ ♪ i'm not sure why her path crossed mine