isn't that awesome? they call it rotari. i'm getting in line for one later tonight. we have come a long way since those big heavy phones. yesterday was the 40th anniversary of the cell phone. the cell phone was invented april 3, 1973. it has changed everything. cell phones have altered our lives in remarkable ways. s on the anniversary of their birth, we look back with fondness. >> it is one of the most popular inventions of all time. it has changed the way we interact -- the cell phone. the cell phone was invented in 1973 and was made available to individuals in 1980s. the first consumer unit was the size of a waffle iron and used exclusively by wealthy

douchebags on the beach. >> there was no way you were going to get near one of these. >> the cell phone went through an awkward phase in the early '90s when dads realized they could clip phones to a belt loop outside their pants. >> no one had ever done it before. when fathers started clipping their phones to their belts and tucking their polo shirts in, it changed the game. >> and the game continued to change with the advent of the flip phone, which made everyone feel super cool like they were in the matrix. with this revolutionary thin design, it back easier than ever to take selfies in the bathroom mirror and easier than ever to drop in the toilet. >> the one draw back to cell phones was that you still had to use them to talk to people. the smart phone fixed all that. >> yes, with the smart phone, man was finally able to shut himself off from the outside world. even pretending to be busy on

the phone at parties so no one would think he was a loser. it didn't always work. but the cell phone has connected us like never before. it has changed the way we photograph food. it has defined our modern world. >> what? oh. i'm sorry, i'm playing words with friends. >> the cell phone. >> jimmy: that is part one of a 30-part series. stay tuned for part two tomorrow. hey, a bunch of fast food workers in new york city went on strike today. there was a strike. hundreds of employees from mcdonald's, wendy's and kfc walked off the job this morning. they're demanding the companies double their pay, $15 an hour, and if it doesn't happen, there will be no fast food in new york. boy, mayor bloomberg has got to be torn on this one, huh? the demands don't seem unreasonable. i'm not sure how you're supposed

to live in new york on $7.25 an hour. the workers want higher wages, benefits and they want washing hands after using the bathroom to be optional. i don't blame them. every time? i tell you what, you never see this kind of thing happen in new jersey, not on governor christie's watch. so for now, if you live in new york city and you want a mcrib sandwich, you will have to find a boneless pig and make it yourself. here's some more bad news for stoners. texas highway patrol pulled over a tanker rig for what they thought was a routine traffic stop, but when they searched the truck, they found 3.9 tons of marijuana in it. this is why you never ask the cops for directions to willie nelson's house. this is what they pulled out of the truck. that's what happens when you shop at costco. you buy too much. >> a drug sniffing dog alerted the officers. the dog was in canada at the time.

the driver was arrested and charged with possession of a phish concert. even though this just happened on tuesday, the history channel is airing a reality show about it. >> they're big rig truckers hauling cross country with very precious cargo. meet nickel bag norm, reefer southerland, nubs bunny as they roll down the super highway, trying their best to keep their hands on the wheel and their bloodshot eyes on the road "pothead truckers" tuesday at 9:00 only on the history channel. sponsored by frosting. [ applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of marijuana, the artist formally known as snoop dogg now known as snoop lion has a new song

collaborating with miley cyrus, making it impossible for fans of either artist to enjoy it. it's a regular reggae song. it's called "ashtrays and heart break." it starts with snoop saying there's a lot of smoke in the air. apparently miley and snoop met at a party and now they're a regular hanna and tony montana. snoop has a list of collaborators. katy perry, insane clown posse, andrew dice clay and miley cyrus. it might be time to back off the pot a little. right? snoop is the only recording artist whose greatest hits don't involve music. this is a fun video. i'm not sure where this happened. but this guy is waiting in line at an airport. he appears to be intoxicated although we don't know it for a

fact. he's swaying a little trying to keep his balance. the lady next to him is -- oh, and he goes down. i don't know. i'm not sure what -- i don't know what yoga pose that is. i think it's downward drunk, yes? you know that right now america is facing a grave international crisis, one that could very easily spiral out of control. i'm talking about justin bieber's monkey. in case you haven't heard, justin bieber was gifted with a monkey which he named mally. he tried to take mally on tour with him in germany but when he landed he didn't have the proper paper work and his monkey was confiscated. german officials tell him if he wants his monkey back he has four weeks to fill out the paperwork and pay a fine of $17,000. i think that's ridiculous. he's a teenager.

he doesn't have $17,000. the monkey is being held against its will against all violations of international norms of conduct. i'm not going to stand by and watch it happen. i spoke with angela merkel, i called dennis rodman to see if he could do anything. he's good at stuff like this. i explained my position, and i'll tell you something, i'm going to free this monkey. i'm going to give him back to justin bieber whether he wants him or not. i will not rest until that little monkey gets his little monkey back. and i will say this -- [ applause ] >> thank you. if mally the monkey is not returned by next thursday april 11th -- i've set a deadline -- if the germans do not return the monkey to its rightful owner, we will kill david hassle hoff. that's right. that's right, if you want to

help, tweet this #freebiebersmonkey. and if we don't get the monkey back, we off the hoff. he's dead. i call it a win-win. thank you. the rescue effort surrounding justin bieber's monkey has been getting a lot of attention here in hollywood. in fact, they've already turned it into a big budget hollywood film. >> first, his daughter was taken. then his family was taken. and now liam neeson is called back to europe. >> justin bieber's pet monkey is in a munich animal shelter. >> for one more mission. >> your monkey was taken but i will get him back. >> bye. >> i don't know who you are. i don't know what you want with justin bieber's monkey. but if you don't let him go, i will hunt you down and i will kill you. >> liam neeson, justin bieber, a

monkey. "taken 3" give me my monkey back. >> jimmy: watch "taken 2" on dvd first. we're going to take a break. when we come back, patrick dempsey, elisabeth moss from "madmen" and seth sentry and this week in unnecessary censorship. don't scratch it kid.

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it's called vadering. remember how darth vader would use the force to choke those who failed him. you do it like this, you put your hand up in the air and the other guy jumps up in the air, pretends to be choking and you freeze it right there. good, right? we have another one. these two ladies vadering. it's a fun way to pretend to kill your friend. this is a double darth. even choking their shadows. that's called vadering. if you do it yourself, it's called mastervadering. [ applause ] >> jimmy: here in the united states, our kids have planking, tebowing and vadering. in china, the kids have studying. here's a great story. last week in putnam county, tennessee, cops were called when a resident heard the sound of a man screaming for help.

but when the police showed up to investigate the screaming they heard was not from a man at all, it was from one of these. >> that is charcoal, the 1-year-old goat. and it turned out he was making that noise that one street over sounded just like a person screaming for help. >> jimmy: sounds like a goat to me. i don't know. apparently charcoal was upset because he was tied to a gate. i don't blame him. i was tied to a gate once. i screamed the whole time, too. this goat is very smart. charcoal has an agent now and is trying to parlay his 15 minutes of fame into a full-time position on a popular daytime talk show. >> chelsea grammar his wife gave birth and dropped a lot of her pregnancy weight. [ goat baahing ] [ overlapping speakers ] >> jimmy: i like that he gets his own mug. it's nice.

here's another animal video. this came from a cbs affiliate in sioux falls. a camera operator caught footage of a couple of deer fighting in the park. deer don't fight the way i would have guessed they would. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and down goes bambi. they fight like people. right? very uncoordinated people. in fact their fighting style reminds me of a very specific episode of "the real housewives of atlanta." >> [ bleep ] you. >> you know, what i don't [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> you better watch yourself. you better watch yourself. >> you trashy hooker. >> jimmy: all right, they're even bad for nature.

one more thing, it is thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> we have major news to report. president obama is trying to [ bleep ] his own [ bleep ]. i just want to say welcome. you guys brought the great weather. it was a little [ bleep ] this morning. >> this guy is all [ bleep ] up. >> for the second time a supermarket owner has been accused of [ bleep ] a grown man. >> this coach was [ bleep ] up and now he's fired. >> how many [ bleep ] did you have before christmas? >> i think there's 90. >> what is [ bleep ]? >> well, [ bleep ] is a process of drilling. >> okay. >> name something that would be

embarrassing for a marathon runner to accidentally do during a race? >> let's go with [ bleep ] his shorts. >> the name of the movie is [ bleep ] dory. that's the name of the movie. >> i'm not going to do anything that you don't want to do. but i'm hoping you can [ bleep ] me. what do you say? >> jimmy: all right, we have a good show for you tonight. from "madmen, elisabeth moss is here. we have music from seth sentry and we'll be right back with patrick dempsey. so stay there. when did you know that grandma was the one?

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>> jimmy: on the program "mad men" its sixth season premiers sunday night, elisabeth moss is here. and a hip hop artist from all over the world, competed at south by southwest last month, fans selected the winner of that competition via twitter. and the winner is here tonight all the way from melbourne, australia. his album is called this was tomorrow. seth sentry is here with us. and we have quite a lineup for you next week. next week, tom cruise will be here, rachel mcadams, jason bateman, rosario dawson, nicole richie.

kesha will be with us, author and twitter phenom kelly oxford will be here, and we'll have music from foals, kid rock, paramore, and alice in chains. so join us then. for nine seasons, our first guest has held upon his masculine shoulders two thirds of this network's female demographic. i cover the other third. he plays dr. derek shepherd on "gray's anatomy" which airs thursdays at 9:00 on abc, please welcome patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. wow. how you doing? >> jimmy: i don't know if this -- i don't know if it's because you are tan or whatever but you seem to be getting more handsome. >> you are looking great. i was watching in the monitor. you're looking great.

>> jimmy: oh, thank you. maybe we'll go have something afterwards. hey, i heard you bought a chain of coffee stores, is that true? >> yes, in seattle. tully's coffee. >> jimmy: i used to live in seattle. >> i love the city. it's great. >> jimmy: it's a great city. but you own the chain of coffee stores? >> yeah, we bought the coffee company and getting ready to turn it around a little bit. >> jimmy: this seems like a great way to lose all your money. do you drink a lot of coffee? >> five to ten cups a day. a lot of it is research too. >> jimmy: that's a lot of coffee that you're drinking. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it makes sense. >> it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: it would be fun to own something like that. >> i want to be a barista. >> jimmy: it would be fun for you to go on the show "undercover boss." and see if you can -- >> that's a great idea. >> jimmy: see if you can somehow pull that off.

are you actually working and coming up with ideas? >> once we finish the season, we're two shows from finishing the season, then i want to go and study for a month. >> jimmy: i think i could help you with this. i have a lot of good ideas. i just walk around the store and i can come up with things. >> troubleshoot for us. >> jimmy: are you doing anything? do you have anything planned that's exciting? >> i want to redesign the store, the interior. >> jimmy: do you serve food at tully's? >> there is food served there. >> jimmy: i have an idea. >> let me get a pen and write this down. >> jimmy: you'll remember it, don't worry. coffee bean burritos. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like breakfast and a wake up all at one shot. >> and it's good for your teeth as well. >> jimmy: it's a killer, right? this could be the thing that makes you billions of dollars. and i hope you remember this. you outbid starbucks for this company. >> we did. the company was in bankruptcy.

i have never done this experience before where you go and basically -- it's like an auction to buy this company. and you see all these corporate people coming in, very stoic. and then all of a sudden there's the starbucks people. >> jimmy: and when they realize, okay, that's too much to pay don't you go, oh, no, i know better than i do. i better get out of this. >> i thought they were going to take it in the first five minutes. they didn't. they went very slowly through the auction. >> jimmy: i got you. you also have a racing team which you mentioned a second ago. i have a couple of photographs i want to ask you about. first of all, what's going on here exactly? >> we were celebrating a podium finish and enjoying the champagne after. >> jimmy: you're going to have to dump coffee on each other's faces when you do this. what race was this? >> this was i believe in connecticut. >> jimmy: i mean, this is like a real race that i've heard of and everything. >> this race here -- >> jimmy: the mint 400. which season an offroad race. >> it's been around since the

late 1960s. >> jimmy: you actually won that race. >> in that category, yes. i did. it's really cool. it's great. >> jimmy: oh, i didn't know there was categories. "gray's anatomy" cast members/coffee magnates? was it a celebrity category? >> no. >> jimmy: just the type of vehicle? >> right. different classes of vehicles. >> jimmy: you love doing this stuff? >> i love it more than anything. it's really challenging mentally and physically. all of that. that race is particularly rough. >> jimmy: that's dangerous, isn't it? >> the first lap i could have totalled the car completely. it goes from the pavement to the dirt and back on the pavement. i'm trying to overtake a slower car so i don't get stuck behind them. it starts first thing in the morning. you can't see anything, except all this dust. you have to stay and push the guy out of the way to get by. there's an opening and car is really loose because of the suspension and i lose it. all of a sudden, boom, i'm up

off the side into the desert. back in. blew out a tire and got back on the track and continued racing. >> jimmy: that is crazy. >> it just started. >> jimmy: is this the race that took the whole day to complete? >> six, seven hours. it's a 100-mile lap in the desert. >> jimmy: are you listening to the radio in there? what's going on? >> you're listening to your navigator. he's telling you left or right. >> jimmy: where is he? in the sky? >> he's right here in the seat next to me. >> jimmy: oh. not as exciting. i would not want to be in that position. and he was not happy with me after that first lap. he was not? >> i went off the road. those are the guys that get hurt. >> jimmy: do you switch? >> i had another co-driver who's a fantastic driver. it was the first time he's done an offroad race. he had a great time. >> jimmy: so the navigator is your human gps system in the car with you. does he do it in that dead pan voice. >> yeah, depending on how close you are to the edge. yes. i don't know why anyone would want to do that.

but we had a great navigator. >> jimmy: you're into bicycling. why do they call it cycling? and not bicycling. >> they call it both. >> jimmy: i think cycling sounds cooler. there are two wheels. so it is bicycling. >> unicycling would be one. >> jimmy: between the racing and the cycling and the coffee. you need to slow down. >> that's why i bought the coffee company, to keep me going. >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break. patrick dempsey is with us. when we come back -- something i want to ask you about. because there's a commercial you shot in mexico that -- well we'll show it when we come back. patrick dempsey. be right back. zbld portion -- >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by miller lite. think you have what it takes to be an intern? go to millertimeinternship.com

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>> jimmy: we're back with patrick dempsey. you're doing "grey's anatomy" for nine seasons now. >> just finishing up our ninth season. we are close to 200 episodes. i think if we get picked up. >> jimmy: if you get picked up. the show is still one of the most successful shows on television. still gets huge ratings. >> it's amazing.

remarkable. blessed to have it. it's great. >> jimmy: how many more seasons do you think you have in you? >> well we have one more left in our contract. we'll see what happens. >> jimmy: is there a chance you will travel to mexico and become a tela novella star there? >> i was thinking about it. i would like to. >> jimmy: we happened upon something. i'm not sure what it is. but i would like to show it to the audience and perhaps you can explain. >> okay. ♪ [ speaking foreign language ]. >> jimmy: what the hell is going on? >> wonderful commercial i got a chance to do in mexico. i had a blast. she was wonderful to work with.

>> jimmy: guillermo, did you know this? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: your aware of it? what is the show called in mexico? >> i don't remember. >> jimmy: he's not even from mexico. it's all an act. it's great. it's grey's. because the name of the show is "anatomio grey's." you have been very helpful. do you keep in touch with your costar from the commercial? >> i haven't seen her. >> jimmy: make you can have coffee together. congratulations on nine seasons. 9:00, abc, patrick dempsey, everyone. we'll be right back. elisabeth moss from "mad men."

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. >> jimmy: still to come, seth sentry. our next guest has received four emmy nominations and accumulated millions of marlboro miles. the highly anticipated season six of "mad men" premiers sunday night at 9:00 on amc. please welcome elisabeth moss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: glad you're here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: "mad men" is a hugely, hugely successful show as you're well aware. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: all around the world. >> yes, about 100 countries now. it's amazing. we get to travel and go to different places. a couple of years ago, john hamm

and i went to cannes and germany. we got an award. >> jimmy: you guys got an award. >> i don't know what it was for. >> jimmy: they stole justin bieber's monkey over there. i'm sore with them right now. >> sorry. >> jimmy: is germany one of the country where the show is -- >> yeah, and david lynch is getting award. prolific filmmaker. it was pretty cool actually. we were there and we got a note saying do you want to go have a drink with david lynch before you go to a thing tonight. john and i were like yeah. sounds good. we're not doing anything, i guess. and we went down and met david lynch and it was so cool. and then from the very beginning of the drinks he called us by our character names. don and peggy. and at first we were like, that's so funny. and then it kept going. and we were like oh, my gosh, this is really happening. >> jimmy: does he think tv is

real? >> we went with it. we were like, cool, man. david lynch take us to your weird, dark world. we're there. and we got into the car with him. he was sitting up front. and john and i were in the back giggling. this is so weird. and he would turn around and say how's joanie doing? how's that rascal keet? and i didn't know whether to answer for christina hendricks or joan. >> jimmy: or to answer for the character. >> it was super cool. and he e-mailed me afterwards. dear peggy. and finish it with give my love to don. i swear to god. it was out of this love for the show. >> jimmy: he believes he's e-mailing people -- well, there isn't even e-mail in the '60s, how could that be possible? >> it's david lynch, man. who cares. awesome. >> jimmy: that makes no sense at all.

>> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: he's an unusual guy, i guess. >> sweetest guy. >> jimmy: the show comes back on sunday. and you're going to tell us everything that happens. >> for sure. >> jimmy: ruin the whole thing. >> we're all dead. >> jimmy: that would be something. >> we couldn't even bring a clip. >> jimmy: i know. >> i was going to bring a clip from the real housewives of orange county. it's going to be an amazing season. a lot of drama. >> jimmy: they just had the first episode of that show, right? you're enjoying it so far? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's interesting that the person on perhaps the best show on television is fascinated with perhaps the worst show on television. >> come on. >> caller: they're very secretive with the clips and the scripts and all that. >> when they audition guest stars now, they change all the character names. if it's a scene between don and, you know, i don't know betty or something. they'll change it to julie and

sasha. and then they'll make up a different story line. like they have to buy a popsicle. but it will have to have the same drama as it would have on "mad men." >> jimmy: so there are two scripts for each script? >> they just can't know who they're filming with. they can't know who their job is going to be with. so all want it to be with john hamm. when i show up, they're really disappointed. >> jimmy: that's a fun position to be put in. it's like north korea there. >> it is. we shred everything. matt's joke is he will shred your tax forms if you bring them in. >> jimmy: be careful if you bring your pet into work. you were an actor when you were a kid, right? >> i was. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started? >> i think around 6. >> jimmy: you did a movie with hulk hogan. >> that i did, my friend. yes. >> jimmy: very gifted actor, hulk hogan. >> that's where i learned it all. >> jimmy: what was the name? >> i think it was called "suburban commando" i believe.

>> jimmy: since we were unable to get a clip of "mad men" tonight. fortunately we were able to get a clip of "suburban commando." let's take a look at that. >> again? >> my cat. >> are you sure? positive? >> bad kitty! >> uh oh. >> thanks. >> get a goldfish. >> jimmy: wow, that's -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: maggie winer just called. you're fired from "mad men."

>> it was all downhill. >> jimmy: i can't believe he won an academy award for that. that was really something. >> i took it very seriously, too. i was something like 7 and it was a real job. my cat was in that tree and it was not good. >> jimmy: and you had the hulkster there running wild. >> yeah, saving the day. >> jimmy: were your parents in show business? >> the music business. managing and many i mom is a blues harmonica player. i have the coolest mom. >> jimmy: that is pretty cool. >> she still plays the harmonica. she's amazing. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> she used to practice driving my mother to baseball and me to ballet. it was before hands free so you could do anything in the car. she would practice driving with one hand. >> jimmy: i've done that every day pretty much for the last 20 years. yeah? >> really? you play? >> jimmy: not really. but i have 30 harmonicas in my car. and at the time i had a stick shift. i had to get the holder. and i would drive and people

would just laugh as they pass me. >> i'm sure they would. >> jimmy: but my kids aren't crazy about me playing the harmonica in the car. >> that sounds very dangerous. >> jimmy: that's not why they don't like it. they just don't want to see their father doing anything, really is what it is. >> it's all embarrassing. >> jimmy: were you embarrassed by it? >> no, it was normal. and she was good at it. it was just normal. mom doing scales in the car, you know? james cotton. >> jimmy: wow, your mom was an old black man. that's unbelievable. it's great to have you here. congratulations on the show. the show is "mad men" in case you haven't heard. season premier sunday night 9:00 on amc. and oh, you also have a mini-series. >> yeah, on the sundance channel on mondays. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: she's very busy. elisabeth moss, everyone. be right back with seth sentry.

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>> jimmy: his cd is called, "this was tomorrow." here with the song, "dear science," from melbourne australia, seth sentry. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's officially the future and we still don't have hoverboards yet and that just makes my blood boil. ♪ ♪ yo, it goes science yeah science is amazing but not to me though cause i am sick of waiting ♪ ♪ i've been patient i really have i've been reasonable now it's time to say ♪ ♪ what i needed to dear science cheers for the ipods white goods ♪ ♪ yeah thank you for the cyborgs top work on the light bulb that was quite cool ♪ ♪ but where's my hoverboard i mean i know you've been busy but no hoverboards ♪ ♪ just seems a little bit weak i got a brand new computer and a big screen ♪ ♪ i guess back to the future was a big tease and i can't be the only one maybe everyone forgot ♪ ♪ but i am holding on the

hovercraft was a solid start shoulda stuck with it ♪ ♪ hoverboard where the is it i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ i said i just want to let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ when i was just a kid at a tender age i was thinking about ♪ ♪ tomorrow and them better days i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ it goes robots doing jobs that we don't want botox women looking more like robots ♪ ♪ it's so odd everybody's getting nose jobs looking more like aliens with our clothes off ♪ ♪ hold up, i just had a new thought what if ufo's are just us from the future ♪ ♪ coming back in time to sight see or might be to snatch women ♪ ♪ tell them to bring some hoverboards back with them ♪ ♪ yea when i was a kid i nearly threw a fit i got a skateboard ♪

♪ i was furious like, what's the deal what the hell am i supposed to do with this ♪ ♪ it's got wheels yeah i can't gleam the cube with this ♪ ♪ man, science'll sort it out hopefully i don't wanna roll around the ground like a nobody ♪ ♪ i wanna soar upon a board made of pure science i am still saving up my dollars for a hoverboard ♪ ♪ i just wanna let you know you let me down i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ when i was just a kid at a tender age i was thinking about tomorrow and them better days ♪ ♪ i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ you can take a jet pack when the jets packed a rocket with a chest strap seems like a death trap ♪ ♪ so forget that just gimme the damn hoverboard and i won't have to do another monologue ♪ ♪ the other day i drew a little rough design on a serviette so now all you have to ♪ ♪ do is make it work a bit just get some magnets and a piece of wood and glue 'em on ♪ ♪ but i'm not trying to tell you people how to do your job just keep the drawings and i'll be back ♪ ♪ in the morning to check whether you're dawdling you're sure to win awards for it ♪ ♪ the most awesomest idea since the delorean be sure to try to make one to travel over water with ♪ ♪ and yeah i thought i saw 'em on beyond 2000 and i'm pretty sure that we're beyond that now man ♪ ♪ i know i'm rambling but what

the hell science i just want a hoverboard before i'm too old ♪ ♪ to ride it i just wanna let you know you let me down i just wanna let you know ♪ ♪ you let me down when i was just a kid at a tender age i was thinking about ♪ ♪ tomorrow and them better days i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ they bombarded us with long articles about the hadron collider trying to find the god particle ♪ ♪ and everybody's arguing about whether or not to clone people or keep it to ♪ ♪ farm yard animals double 'em up triple 'em screw the discipline ♪ ♪ grab a bunch of rabbits and slap all the lipstick on 'em you want yeah, maybe high heels ♪ ♪ to match that's what playing god is for hoverboard ♪ ♪ i just wanna let you know you let me down i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ ♪ when i was just a kid at a tender age i was thinking about tomorrow and them better days ♪

♪ i just wanna let you know you let me down ♪ you let me down ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank patrick dempsey, elisabeth moss. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. the cd "this was tomorrow" is out now. now playing us off the air with the song, "float away." see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, seth sentry. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm pretty sure she said something like seth you don't listen enough i said 'yeah maybe ♪ ♪ you're right i can't help it my mind drifts off and i'm not really here ♪ ♪ anymore but i'll try she said 'while we're here on the subject i wanna know why you ♪ ♪ haven't grown up yet i said 'don't be upset but i really didn't hear a single word that you ♪ ♪ just said they said i'm disconnected that's cool my friends are too though ♪ ♪ can't hear a word you're saying we watch it all just float away ♪

♪ i see 'em all coming my way and now they wanna take my time ♪ ♪ i could tell 'em what's on my mind or i could just float away ♪ ♪ i am a boy in a bubble i am a boat in a bottle i would love to be here right now but i'm not ♪ ♪ i am anywhere else i am gone they live life like there ain't no tomorrow ♪ ♪ i live life like there ain't no today all around me they beg steal borrow ♪ ♪ as they quarrel i just float away -- >> tonight on "nightline," from pop stars to politicians, everyone is taking selfies. tonight, it's me, myself and i for an american culture obsessed with smart phone self-promotion.