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>> jimmy: kwoem back. topher grace, the myth busters and depeche mode with us tonight. you maniacs were camping out, weren't you? we have a lot of maniacs here to see depeche mode. it's going to happen every time i say it, isn't it? as parents of high school kids, depeche mode knows the cost of the prom, going to prom rose 5% this year. it's now an average of $1,139 per kid. this is why it's good to have a nerd for a kid. but children these days have far more serious things to worry about than money at the prom. we asked my aunt chippy to give prom night advice to female students at local high schools. but she didn't know these weren't real students. they're actors he hired to drive
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her nuts by talking about sex. >> i'm here in a high school in l.a. i want to give some girls some advice about the prom. stay tuned. >> i'm jimmy's aunt chippy. believe it or not, they had schools when i was your age. are you all going to the program? >> yeah. >> i'm just going with some friends. >> you're going with a bunch of friends. >> yeah, it's just complicated. the drama. like best friends getting in fights and stuff. >> how do best friends get in fights? >> i mean, you sleep with one guy and the other guy gets angry. it's just stupid. >> did you say sleep with one guy? is that what i heard you say? >> yeah. >> oh, my good, you say it so, like, casual. >> i'm sure they're not virgins
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either. i don't know. >> how often would you have to go out with him? >> it depends on how many dates. >> it could be, like, two days or a bag. >> a bag? >> like a nice handbag. gucci. >> how old are the guys? >> the oldest i talked to is 30. >> 30! he's 30 years old? >> but he had a wife. it's not like he's single. >> the guy had a wife? >> he's just there for the kids. so i'm not worried about that. >> he really wanted a divorce. >> i don't think these girls should be allowed outpseudoside their house. they should be tied in their basement until they're 40 and someone teach them a lesson every day. >> so what do you do before you go to the prom?
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>> you have a pregame. you can't spike the drinks before. >> oh, you have to start to get drunk before the party? >> and then take the pills, yeah. >> i can't do this. >> what did you do at prom then? what was your prom? >> went to the dance with the guy that asked you're you asked them. the kopa cabana was a famous restaurant in -- excuse me? hello? could you put that away, please? >> just a moment. >> i will take it out of your happened and throw it out there, that way. and if you don't think i'll do it, put it away and keep it it away. don't tell me uh-uh. you don't scare me. >> thank you. calm down. be respectful. >> i'm respectful. you're being disrespectful. >> honey, let me tell you something. you're talking to an italian from brooklyn.
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i won't take any of that. do you have any prom questions for me. >> is it possible to get us a bottle or two? >> i wouldn't give you a bottle for prom or anything else except to hit you on the frickin' head with it. >> i'm going to prom with a gay ex. but the real boyfriend going to be at prom. >> is the real boyfriend going to be with somebody at the prom? >> he's like a chaperon. he's one of the younger teachers. >> i think i'm going to have a heart attack. that's probably all i'm going to get out of this right now. >> how many guys have you slept with? >> like two. >> how many did you get freaky with? >> freaky? i never got freaky in my life. >> what's the best way not to get pregnant. >> the best way not to get pregnant is not to have sex. >> dry hump is better?
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>> why do you have to have sex? there's so many other things to do. make the world a better place. play handball in the park. help a little kid smile. do something constructive. do a load of laundry. make your bed. clean up your room. keep yourself busy, you stupid little [ bleep ] we used to go dancing. that's what we used to do. >> any torch? >> i don't know what you're talking about. but anything out of your mouth is about sex pop it's a dance. you pop it. >> that's how we dance. >> but if a guy is sitting here we go uh-huh. >> you pop it as hard as you can.
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>> you do that on a guy? get the frick out of here. i have enough. i wish them well. i hope they graduate college. >> do it. >> i ain't doing it. it ain't my thing. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. tonight on the show, the mist busters, adam and jamie are here. music from depeche mode. right back with topher grace. stick around. ♪ okay, let's review. "perpetual baby fat" deal,
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all the kids are crazy for depeche mode from the sony outdoor stage. join us tomorrow night as well. tomorrow is kaley cuoco, goran visnijc and olly murs. right now, please welcome topher grace! [ applause ] >> good to see you. >> before we begin, i went to see a concert recently. >> jimmy: was it depeche mode? >> it wasn't, but i'm psyched to see this concerto night? i went to see -- i spent my hard earned money to go see huey
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lewis and the news. and it was going great. it was a great show. and then out of nowhere, jimmy kimmel gets up on stage and starts playing care net. >> jimmy: that's right. and i didn't pay to have you take the money. that's what it is. >> jimmy: that was just a bonus for you and the fans. >> that's what i thought "power love" always needed. a kicking clarinet. what was that all about? >> jimmy: i'm an honorary member of the news. >> i texted you. and said this might be a great bit for the show. you said no, it's not on the show. what is it? >> jimmy: he wanted the best damn care net player.
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what john stamos is to the beach boys, i am to huey lewis and the news. and you're welcome to come to that one, too. >> i'm a huge fan. watching them live was so great. >> you worked in a video store, right? >> yeah when i was in, like, high school. >> did you watch, like, back to the future on a loop on the storm? >> i walked at the mall at suncoast video. i thought that would be a really great idea. every time i wept into the video store, they were playing a cool movie. and then went i started working there, i realized they only play one movie the entire summer. that might be bad if it were, you know, a classic. it's a lot of times to see a movie. but unfortunately it was "space jam." >> jimmy: wait, what's wrong with "space jam." it's good. >> there's a couple of things wrong with "space jam."
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it's not starring an actor. it's a basketball player. but he's almost as good at acting as he is baseball. >> jimmy: i never met anyone who didn't like "space jam" before. >> are you kidding? >> jimmy: did anyone not like "space jam"? all right, one [ bleep ] and he probably came with you. >> wow. >> jimmy: you're a tough critic. >> the 3,000th time you've seen it. >> jimmy: you can't hold that against "space jam." >> it's blow middleweight mind that you love "space jam." >> jimmy: i believe i can fly is in "space jam." i believe i can touch the sky. i saw it with my son and he love it. >> i'm wrong. that's why i won all those academy awards. >> jimmy: now let's talk about your movie because that's why you're here. and there are some very big stars. none as big as michael jordan,
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but very big stars in the film with you. >> my dad is robert de niro and my mom is diane keaton. and my step mom is susan sarandon. there's a day when i was at a table for five and i realized i was the only person that didn't have an academy award. >> jimmy: did they give you one to make you feel better? >> bob was so nice. you can take this extra one. >> jimmy: was that intimidating? >> oh, yeah. some of the kids that are my age in it were, you know, i'm big fans of. so it was, like, it was really daunting. i remember there was one day where everyone was at the table and i have to -- this is kind of a racy scene in the movie, but some network. what do you say if it's not a
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b.j.? and h.j.? can you say that on television? >> jimmy: i don't think so. sorry. just tell the story. >> something is happening under the table. >> jimmy: someone was giving you a hand. >> yes. and this is in the scene, by the way. in the movie. so only the characters, me and this girl are supposed to kind of know about it. and so we shot first the other side of the table where everyone is acting and none of them have any idea this is going on. and then this is my first day acting with de niro. they cut to my coverage so the camera is now pointing at me and this girl is kind of -- she was just -- if you want movie magic pfs she was just kind of rubbing my leg a little bit under the table. and it's embarrassing. it's a tough scene to do and commit to in probably one of the greatest act tors of our time.
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they went about the scene the way they were doing it. except bob. by the way, he told me i could see him bob. he was just looking at me and pointing and going -- >> jimmy: and why wouldn't he? >> taking me out of it a little bit. >> jimmy: when we come back, we're going to have a look at this adult film called "the big wedding."
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this film about family. >> jimmy: you lived with your parents? >> i went away to boarding school when i was 12, but i came home every summer. then when i was in college i came home during the summer. even during "70s show" there were summer breaks kind of. my room hasn't changed since i was 1 sports posters. and "jurassic park" posters. and glow in the dark stars. >> jimmy: i had glow in the dark stars and bunk beds, too. >> my mom would wake me up and cut peaches into my cereal and i would go do a scene with diane keaton. >> jimmy: are the bunk beds still there? >> oh, yeah. i slept in the bunk beds. i'm going bottom bunk now. >> jimmy: did diane keaton and robert de niro meet your
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parents? >> they traded off top bunk. >> jimmy: was it fun staying with your parents? >> it's funny, i said to my folks when i was living at home, they clean up, you know? . >> jimmy: it's like having a staff. >> and they're big fans. they want to talk about you all the time. it's amazing. i said it's funny, you guys got weird when i was 15 and now that i'm 30, you got cool again. >> jimmy: well, the movie is called kwlt t eed "the big wedd" we'll be right back with adam and jamie. ♪ ♪
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things on television. the 10th anniversary season of "myth busters" starts wednesday night on discovery channel. please say hello to adam savage and jamie hymeman. you have a fantastic show, i can't believe it's been 10 years, it's really beengy like that. >> we never thought it would last this long, here we are 10 years later, almost like professional stuntmen. >> jimmy: are you getting along after ten years. is your marriage still strong? >> we're happy we have fingers and toes. >> we have a crappy marriage. we fight all the time. but it still works. >> jimmy: you say these are things you'd be doing anyway, whether you had a show or not. >> yes. the only difference is we call the fire department first. >> jimmy: i see. and some of these things are not safe for people to do at home true? >> most of them, yeah. >> almost all of them are not safe. >> jimmy: do you get each other gifts on your 10th anniversary? >> no. a couple of chistmases ago, i bought him a nice bottle of scotch and he was like what the
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hell is that? i said that's for going to dinner with suits. he was like oh, okay. >> jimmy: i like that you don't have a manufactured relationship like many of the reality television shows. you don't do that, right? argue for the sake of arguing or drama or that sort of thing? >> if anything, we tone that down. they tried to make that a big part of the early part of the show. then we compared notes, we're in each other's camp but we drive each other batty all day long. >> jimmy: are there any myths left? do you have a hard time coming up with them? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? >> as long as people are going to believe stupid crap, we've got a job. >> jimmy: and we're very good at believing stupid crap. we're going to do some stuff, some stupid crap. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: good, good, good. i specialize in that. >> we brought a high speed -- one of our favorite tools is a high speed camera. it's a little bit of a misnomer. it shoots at a high rate of speed so that when you watch it, it's slowed down. and we're going to do some things with the high speed camera.
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i want to demonstrate to you. for us, you can see bullets, you can see explosions. we love what it does to human flesh. i'm going to demonstrate. >> i'll count it off. >> i'm going to demonstrate with raspberry. with a pop at the front. that's what i call it. ready? count me. >> three, two, one. pppppfffftt! >> i got some spit on my glasses. when you watch it slow down, you'll start to see these things that your lips do that you really can't see in real time. it's almost like i'm speaking some sort of bizarre alien language. my lips are doing something they shouldn't. >> jimmy: let's take a look. here he comes, watch -- wow. all sorts of ripples on your -- wow.
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>> we found when we do this around our country on the tour, it's better if you're morbidly obese. >> jimmy: it's always better if you're morbidly obese. >> jamie has a disgusting trick. do you want to -- >> jimmy: okay, good. >> yeah, yeah, by all means. we did this episode where we were trying to watch the speed of a human sneeze. at first we couldn't figure out how to sneed. jamie snorted a whole thing of pepper, it was terrible. get ready. the whole thing was you had to put food coloring in your mouth just before you sneeze. we got this. this is pure green food coloring. we discover that actually each of the flavors have a distinct and awful flavor. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. it's sort of like urine mixed with vinegar. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no, no, you're going to do all three? >> jimmy: oh, wow. like a rainbow. >> it's all green. we're going all green. >> jimmy: all right. there we go. >> right there on the mark, sir. i'm going to count you in. here we go.
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three, two, one, go! there you go. >> jimmy: that looks like something a frog would do. okay. >> i especially like it afterwards. >> jimmy: it looks great with the moustache and beard. you look like a dog that got into the cough medicine. >> here it comes. oh, yeah. yes! >> jimmy: got to watch it backwards. >> can we do it backwards? wow. >> jimmy: no. oh my -- >> nice. >> jimmy: wow. horrible. wow. okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. what's next? >> next up is full contact high speed camera.
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i'm going to ask you to slap me on camera. you're right-handed, right? >> jimmy: i am right-handed. you're all right with this? >> your producer slapped me a couple of times today and i'm fine. >> jimmy: happy st. patrick's day. oh, that's -- >> all right, stand over here now, jamie. >> jimmy: you go over there and i'm going to slap you. >> you're going to slap me. don't hold back. >> jimmy: how hard should i hit you? medium? >> go ahead, i can take it. the harder you hit me, the funnier it is. the pain goes away quickly. >> jimmy: okay. >> you guys ready? >> jimmy: you're going to count down? >> jamie, you're going to count it down. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. sorry about this. >> three, two, one. >> that was good. very good. >> jimmy: i didn't want to do
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too hard. all right. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and here we go. and the replay shows -- all right. we have one more thing. >> we've got one more thing. would you like to get smacked with a fish? >> jimmy: i'd like to have smacked with a fish. >> excellent. we recommend the trout right there. >> jimmy: the trout, that's a nice fat trout you've got there. what is that? a rainbow trout? >> it's a little abused because we used it a bunch this afternoon. in rehearsal, in rehearsal. >> i want to have you stand kind of like this. >> jimmy: okay. >> we don't want to obscure your face with the fish. >> jimmy: do i face the camera? >> you will naturally after the fish hits you. >> jimmy: okay. do i close my eyes? >> i would. >> okay, here we go. three, two, one, go.
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>> jimmy: i hope that doesn't mess up my botox. thank you. look ow peaceful i look before the fish hit. now i'm imagining it coming. >> you're tensing up, i can see you tensing. >> jimmy: wow. not impressive at all. i could probably sell that to women in beverly hills. congratulati congratulations on 10 seasons. "myth busters" on discovery channel. be right back with depeche mode. [ cheers and applause ]
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