>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, tobey maguire -- kerry washington -- and music from will.i.am with cleto and the cletones. and now, what could be better than this? here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for joining me. i don't normally do this, but

since you're here, i would like to take a moment to tell you about an amazing new investment opportunity. i'm very excited about it. i'll give you an idea in a nutshell. are you ready? drinkable shampoo. anybody in? as you're hopefully aware, sunday, this sunday is on the day in which we celebrate the people we came out of, our moms. mother's day is on sunday. and then monday is how long do i have to keep this homemade macaroni picture on the refrigerator day? americans will spend between $17 billion and $20 billion on mother's day. the average spending is about $169 per mom. which is the reason nba players need so much money. mother's day is -- it's a good opportunity to take time to reflect on all the things our mother's have done for us and on the things they've done to us as well. my mother, for instance, sent me to my first day of junior high

school with a briefcase. she thought it would help get me into college. mission accomplished. we sent a camera on to hollywood boulevard and asked you what's the most embarrass thing your mother ever did for you? nothing is better than calling your mom out on television. >> what's the most embarrassing thing your mom has ever done to you? >> around 14, i had a couple of packs of cigarettes with my buddies. my mom found them because i hid them inside the laundry basket, which was a stupid thing. so to show me just how dumb they were, she had me eat them all in front of my friends and i puked them all up. >> she talks to people. everybody. everybody. no matter what they look like, what they're doing. she will talk to everybody, and i hate that. >> one thing that she does that annoys me in public is she talks and talks and then what does she

do? she does this. >> what is that? >> that's age. that is age. >> i am so embarrassed. >> what does she do that embarrasses yo can you guys? >> she talks too much and she dres dr dress like this. >> would you embarrass your daughter for us right now? >> yes, probably. >> big kiss. mother's day coming up. >> rock star. >> now what was the most embarrass thing your mother has done to you? >> that. >> happy mother's day. >> give her a kiss. >> jimmy: you have to use your words, not your hands, kids.

i would call this cute, but i think that's too mild a word to describe it. this is a family video, the clark family. mom and dad found out they're expecting twins and they wanted to tell their daughters in a creative way. they gave the kids the way acak you could not expect a better reaction. >> what's it say? what's it say? >> you're having twins. >> two babies. >> tell your sister. i don't think she understands. >> we're having a brother and a sister? >> mommy has two babies in her tummy. >> two babies?

>> two babies. are you excited? >> can we eat them? >> in eating babies until you finish your broccoli, young lady. >> jimmy: people don't know what to get their moms for mother's day. i guess i should find out if she has any money left on the hooter's gift card i got her last year. we asked mothers what they would really like this year. i hope this will be of assistance. >> we don't need flowers on mother's day. >> we don't need chocolate. >> we definitely don't need breakfast in bed. >> what we really need is for you to leave us alone. >> and take your stupid sticky sister with you. >> we need to be able to sit on the toilet without interruption. >> we need you to stop asking us why. >> we don't know why. >> i used to take bubble both

baths. i used to sleep. >> i used to have abs. >> we need a drink. >> in a bar. >> in a shot glass. >> without you and that gross sister of yours. >> we don't need mickey mouse pancakes and sunny d. >> that we bought. >> for once, we need you to feed yourself. >> wipe yourself. >> bathe yourself. >> go [ bleep ] yourself. >> this has been a message from your mom. >> mom! >> paid for by your mom. because we pay for everything. clean it up! . >> jimmy: the south korean president visited the white house on tuesday to meet with president obama. and for some reason, this is the picture of south korean's largest news organization published of that meeting. they took two different photos and pieced them together. i guess they don't have

photoshop in south korea. even manti te'o looked at that and said this is totally fake. the news agency apologized for the photo. they called it an error, which kind of made me wonder if this famous photo with president park meeting big foot is fake, too. a giant african land snail was found. authorities are worried there could be more. these are the snails. now there's a mother's day gift for you. they're eight inches long, they can chew through stucco and they carry potentially deadly meningitis, which i don't know why that person is holding them. but so far the snails have been found in florida, texas, and in the meatballs at ikea. they have no natural predators. in fact, city officials are considering bringing in giant french people to eat them. so if you're in houston and you see a giant snail coming towards

you, walk slowly for your life! saunter! some big news from the set of "american idol" today. judge randy jackson announced this afternoon that this would be his last season on the show. he's leaving the show, which i don't like that. how are the contestants going to know when they blow it out the box, dog. randy released a statement that said yo, yo, yo -- that's true. to put all of the speculation to rest, after 12 years of judging on "american idol" i decided to leave after the season. i'm very proud of how we forever changed television and the music industry. you know it's an important announcement when it's proceeded by the words yo, yo and yo. randy is the only original judge left on the show, which is surprising. usually in hollywood, the black guy is usually the first one to go. we have some fun guests for you tonight. one of them has a new movie out tomorrow called "the great gatsby."

even though this movie has not been released yet, the be us is so strong, they're already finishing up the sequel, which if you read the book you know that doesn't make a lot of sense. but they found another lead character that i think is every bit as good as leonardo dicaprio. >> his parties, his clothes. >> i had the uneasy feeling-guarding secrets. >> i'm certainly glad to see you again. >> yep pop i heard the most shocking thing. >> you can't repeat the past. >> jimmy: just one letter off, really.

we're going to take a break. when we come back, hands down the greatest "harlem shake" video ever. this week in "unnecessary censorship" and celebrities reading insulting tweets about themselves. mean tweets number four. but toby mcguire, kerry washington and music from will.i.am. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. this is pretty good. like most people, i have had enough of "the harlem shake." one of those internet trends that was amusing the first 80 times you saw it. but then it curdled. so when it -- i got this today and i almost didn't watch which as you'll see now would have been a terrible mistake. ♪ [ screaming ]

[ screaming ] [ fire alarm sounding ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that might be the action movie of the year, right? we have something special for you tonight. as twitter users know, twitter is a great way for famous people to connect to their fans. it's also a way for fans to say terrible things to those people without getting punched in the face. a lot of times they read them and it can hurt. so to help put a face on this unsavory activity, we asked some famous people to read some of the harshest things that have been tweeted about them. and this is our fourth edition

now of "mean tweets." >> i just saw jessica alba, if this is 2007, i would be really excited. >> kate merit is on the list of people i don't understand why anyone likes. >> hey, zach branff. i could take a picture of a piece of [ bleep ] in my toilet and it would be a better movie than "garden state." >> i've never seen the fascination with russell brand. he's [ bleep ]. >> i hate [ bleep ] brad paisley and his [ bleep ] face. >> it's kind of amazing when you think of how hard it must be to balance that huge head on a tiny body. >> when someone says you look like adam sandberg, guess what they're saying? guess how big your nose is.

very big. >> dear no doubt, the only thing is in doubt is whether your music makes me want to puke or kill myself and then puke. since sincerely, everyone. >> i can't figure out if elizabeth moss is attractive or not. does this help? >> i'm going to be like jessica simpson and gain 598 pounds. >> kid rock looks like he would smell like fares and cigarettes. >> how can you look anorexic and fash all at once. >> it's a good thing ray romano is funny because his face looks like a dump. i'm not on twitter so i can't respond to golfguy 127. go to the bottom of the page, hit agree, agree, agree. and then when you get to

[ bleep ] you, hit accept. >> jimmy: thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. this week in un"unnecessary censor. >> it's becoming a trend. girls [ bleep ] on camera and sometimes being cheered on by adults. >> she's a really confident guy or a man with absolutely no [ bleep ] whatsoever. >> one security officer absolutely [ bleep ] himself in the courthouse locker room. >> i'm telling you, the [ bleep ] it goes on, the harder it gets. >> you suck your child [ bleep ] you may actually be helping your kids. >> i saw him, i know where he [ bleep ]. >> she [ bleep ] in front of you? >> oh, yeah, it makes sense if he's gone. >> some stars [ bleep ] in the

daytime. jeanne cooper is one of them. >> i'm spending every day [ bleep ] in the senate. >> just you and me together for hours and hours and hours? and then the sun will come up and it will be tomorrow and we'll still be [ bleep ]. it will be just like a sleep over. only we'll be sweaty and covered with [ bleep ]. >> wow. we'll be right back with toby mcguire. [ male announcer ] at subway, get the subs you love at a price you'll love too.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, a very talented and charming woman you know from "scandal" here on abc. starting tomorrow you can see her in the new movie "peeples." kerry washington is here. and then with music from his new album, called "will power," will.i.am from the sony stage. we've got a good line up for you next week. from "star trek into darkness," chris pine, alice eve, and director jj abrams will all be here, as will adam levine, connie britton, the first openly gay athlete ever to play a major american sport -- jason collins will be here with his twin

brother jarron. and we'll have music from bad rabbits, dawes, and huey lewis and the news. i might have to break out my bass clarinet for that one. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an exceptionally gifted actor whom you know from many excellent films. his latest is the film adaptation of a literary classic with a soundtrack by jay-z mixed in. he happened to be f. scott fitzgerald's favorite rapper. "the great gatsby" opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome tobey maguire. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: the family is good? >> family is great, yeah.

they're wonderful. >> jimmy: i hate to jump right into a subject, but i have a great picture. i have to ask you about it. this is a photograph of what appears to be you in the middle. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: who else is in this picture? >> well, you've got don che a dle, potus, me and george clooney there. me, george clooney and potus were playing basketball against team cheadle. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> everybody doesn't play basketball with the president? >> jimmy: not as far as i know. >> so it was the night before i was sitting next to george clooney at an event and the president was there. and george clooney actually was up and came and sat down next to me and said the president just asked me to put a basketball game together for tomorrow morning at 6:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: wow.

>> he was kind of saying it like excited and bummed at the same time. i mean, it was 6:00 in the morning. and i was trying to figure out if he was opening up an invitation to me or asking my opinion. and first of all, i wanted -- >> jimmy: bragging? could have been? >> maybe a little bit of all of it. but i wanted to be clear. firstly i said look, that's a no brainer, you have to set up the game. we got that squared away. and then i was hinting enough to where he finally invited me to come play with him. which i was very excited about but immediately got nervous. firstly, i thought, well, i don't want to hurt the president, right? >> jimmy: might end up in guantanamo bay. so that was one of the thoughts. but also i went, you know, i'm a little nervous. performance anxiety. i want to play well, and if you get nervous playing basketball, you know, you could do something silly and miss a lay-up and get

embarrassed. >> jimmy: then everyone starts calling you spider-man. >> all of it, right. it started getting in my head. anyway, cut to driving on the way to the game at, like, 5:00 in the morning, which i was tired and had to struggle to do that. but i show up and i got an intermonologue going telling myself, you know what, you're going to show the president that you've come to play ball. literally and, you know, metaphorically. so i end up getting on the team with george clooney and the president and i will say that somewhere along the way, i was pretty -- i had a good game. we played three games and i play well. the president started -- he nicknamed me the beast. >> jimmy: nice. wow, the beast. that's a good name. >> i liked it. and by the end of the three games, of which we won two out of three, just to be clear, team

cheadle. he named me the mvp of our team. >> jimmy: oh, wow. . >> thank you. i don't know if he just saw that i was the type that needed encouragement or if he actually thought i was mvp. and i also want to say that he was a great leader of our team. he communicated very well. and he was very encouraging. >> jimmy: did he pass? >> he passed. but i tell you what, we were struggling in the third game, i was exhausted, by the way. just like leaning over, grabbing my knees, looking up at everybody who was a little older than me and just thinking, these guys are fine. what's going on here? >> jimmy: that's how the beast goes, though. >> i was working hard, that's right. >> jimmy: but in to the third game, we were down and the president stepped up, clutch player, and won the game for us. >> jimmy: wow.

>> that's true. >> jimmy: and nobody is letting him win because he's the in the. >> no, people were playing ball. >> jimmy: were people defending his fiercely. who was on him? >> they were kind of rotating, but they were depending him legitimately. i mean, nobody was being sloppy. >> jimmy: was there a situation where, the captains pick the teams? how did the teams get picked? >> jimmy: or was it by box office receipts? >> i think cheadle might eclipse me. >> jimmy: this is a pretty high level game. when we come back, i want to talk about this movie. i thought it was just great. it's called "the great gatsby." tobey mcguire is here. we'll be right back.

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their love. >> who gorgeous. >> they're absolutely in mourning. they're crying. they're whaling. they're shouting daisy buchanan, we can't li without you. >> i'm paralyzed with happiness. >> jimmy: it's just a beautiful movie. dare i say enchanting. it's incredible thing to watch. but there's one part of the movie. you're in new york city and it looks just beautiful. you wander out on to the balcony and for a couple seconds i thought you were going to shoot some webs and swing on through. you missed something there. >> we shot that. but we cut it off. it was just too far afield. >> jimmy: what was the first job you got paid for as an actor? >> the first, like, big gig i

had, professional gig was something called tales from the who whoop. >> jimmy: starring whoopi goldberg? as the whoop. did you know whoopi at that time? >> i did not know whoopi. i just auditioned for the job. i was 13 or 14, and i had done, you know, some student films. i actually did commercials, too. one or two-day gigs. this was my first title role. hot rod brown class clown. but i auditioned for this gig and the director, the director -- it was down to me and some other kid who was on a tv show, so he was a seasoned young actor. and i was in sort of my final

audition. and i could tell the director liked me. he said look, i really like you, but it seems like the consensus is to go the other way. and i would like to hire you, but it would really be taking chance, you know? and so i was walking out the door and i stopped in the doorway and i turned around and i looked at him and i said you know what, sometimes in life it's good to take a chance. and then i walked out. and i got so excited like, hey, i think i just got myself that job. >> jimmy: and you did. >> and i did. by the time i got home i got a phone call from my agent who was like a kid's agent. and she would ring a bell when you would get a job. i got on the phone and she started ringing the bell. >> jimmy: that probably seemed like a great thing 20 years ago. now 20 years later, you're here on the talk show and we happen to have a found a clip of that

particular -- >> don't you need my sign off? >> jimmy: no, no, we just run it. >> oh, gosh. >> a c-minus? >> a c-minus? that's cool. so cool. i would like to go celebrate. >> i would love to, i just got reassigned. i'm over at the white house. >> you're leaving? you can't go. we have work to do. >> i have to go. but it looks like isle be down on earth here for a while. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> bye, whoop. >> jimmy: does she indeed check on you from time to time? >> well. she's doing all right. >> jimmy: congratulations on the

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>>s >> jimmy: our next guest is on an enormous roll she helped unchain django. she has a big hit tv show, and her new comedy "peeples" opens in theaters tomorrow. from "scandal," please say hello to kerry washington.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> you look very nice. >> jimmy: i'm wearing a suit tonight. >> i like it. better than pajamas. >> jimmy: i've seen you in pajamas. >> i've seen you in pajamas. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. this movie is advertised as tyler perry's "the peeples." did he direct this? >> no, he has so much power now in this business. he's signing new filmmakers.

but he's the producer. so he was our fairy godfather. the film was sort of this script that was floating around that i was attached to. then tyler came along and made it happen. >> jimmy: i'm glad you mentioned. because i just optioned a television project called whoop it up that i would love to get -- maybe it's something we ask work on together. >> jimmy: tyler would make it happen. he would come into town and make things look better. and you would have a bigger trarl and funnier lines and then he would go away. >> jimmy: your co-stars are two of my favorite guys. although i will say craig robinson, your boyfriend, does not seem that realistic to me. >> he's super loveable. i adore him in a teddy bear smushy kind of -- >> jimmy: no one wants to date a

teddy bear. >> my character might have sex with him. >> jimmy: he's not technically a teddy bear. and jason allen greer plays your dad. that's kind of weird to me. >> he's older than he looks. he kept saying to people he had done the super actorly thing and put on weight for the role and dyed his hair gray. none of that is true. no, he does sort of age himself in the film. >> jimmy: "scandal" now is becoming a huge phenomenon. like, i think over the last eight months. >> we have the best fans on the planet. they call themselves -- we all ourselves gladiators. >> jimmy: you're a fan of your own show? >> i am. >> jimmy: you're gladiators in suits. >> we are. that's something the fans came

up with very early on. it just kind of stuck because it's, you know, we didn't even know if we were going to have a second season. but we had gladiator, we now have a hit show. >> jimmy: when did you realize that the show was becoming a big hit. >> when people started to really attacking me in public. like a woman told me she wouldn't let me on a plane if i didn't promise i wouldn't cheat on the president. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> i have celebrities that call themselves glat aye tors. -- gladiators. magic johnson. it's neat. >> jimmy: you had a big day at dodger stadium. magic is one of the owners of the team. >> our cast and crew is really close. we're like a family. and we wanted, like any family, have a day at the ballpark, but we were having a hard time getting tickets for all of us to sit together. so i called magic johnson. >> jimmy: nice. >> and found out he and his wife

cookie are huge fans of the show. so he hooked it up. next thing i knew, it was a complete "scandal" takeover. our first lady was singing the national anthem. sang "god bless america" threw out the first pitch. i announced the players. >> jimmy: you really gave it an extra something. let's show that clip here. >> batting sixth. at first base, number 5, juan uribe! >> jimmy: you're not kidding around. some of them have hard names to pronounce. >> i studied. there's a lot of latin names and korean names. i wanted everyone to feel respected. >> jimmy: do people confuse you with your character on scandal? >> yeah. i mean, it's gotten a little weird. like friends will ask me to solve their personal crises all the time now. and i'll say i'm not a writer on

the show. i don't know how to do this. it's really weird. >> jimmy: you brought along a video? >> i did not think you would believe me, so i was at a baby shower this weekend. and i brought cameras into the shower, because i wanted to show you. >> jimmy: okay, let's take a look. >> hi. >> thank you for being here. you didn't need to come. >> i would not misyour baby shower. >> you must be too busy for your show. >> never too busy for friends. >> "scandal" is so great, by the way. >> kerry, i'm a liar. i lie to my children. it's scandal. >> i lie, too. >> me, too. >> me, too. >> all the time. >> why are you guys telling me this? >> when my son wants a new toy, i tell him i forgot my money. >> i told my son that baseball camp was canceled.

>> i post other kids on facebook because mine are so ugly. >> i'm not olivier. >> you are olivier. and you have to help us cover up these mom scandals. >> mom scandals. >> once i drove away and left my 2-year-old in a ball pit at mcdonald's for four hours. it wasn't an accident. >> i shouldn't tell people that. >> on mommy movie mondays i get high in the parking lot. >> not legal. make sure there's no paper trail. next. >> sometimes i swear at my kids. >> i do that. >> so do i. >> i wish they would not been born. [ bleep ]. >> bleep. >> [ bleep ]. >> okay. me, kerry, i'm going to go. >> wait! >> i pay the ups guy to wash me.

>> i'm wearing a strap-on right now. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations on all your success. the season finale "scandal" is next thursday night. and "peeples" opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be right back with will.i.am. >> and now, an exclusive preview of the season finale of "scandal." >> you okay? it's a lie. this whole billy chambers thing. and having to deal with holis, he's darth vader. he's not so bad, really. liv. >> you'll run again and you'll win. i want that. i want that for you. i let myself believe the waiting is over. four more years is going to be difficult.

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