>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zoe saldana -- from espn, bill simmons -- and music from fitz and the tantrums -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for watching. we have a lot to get to right now. if you don't like the show we

have tonight, i'm sorry, i apologize. and i blame others. i like to start the show this evening with one of the strangest relationships maybe ever. that of former nba player dennis rod map -- and really, you could fill in the next blank with any name. but the other name happens to be north korean dictator kim jong-un. i don't know what the hell it is. february dennis rodman visited north korea and when he came back, he called him a friend for life. unfortunately dennis' friend for life is holding an american kenneth bay prisoner for life. he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor for unspecified hostile acts against the country. so yesterday, "the seattle times" challenged dennis to ask his friend to release that prisoner. rodman asked him to release him by tweet.

i'm calling for kim to do me a solid and cut kenneth bay loose. how do you think they'll translate do me a solid? oh, look, the baby did a solid. i'm sure kenneth bay would be thrilled to hear that dennis rodman is on his case. are they sending president clinton or carter to get me? who? the guy with the pierced nipples, the basketball player? wouldn't it be something if it worked? how many can say they were saved from a north korean prison camp from dennis rodman? three, four. tops, eight.

why do i feel this somehow ends with michael jordan being forced to fly to pyongyang to sign the "space jam" poster hanging over kim jong-un's bed to prevent nuclear armageddon. he did save us one in "space jam." in tulsa, a gentleman was driving home from a wedding when his car got stuck on some train tracks. he called aaa but because of where the car was, they had to send a police. when the officers got there, they arrested him on suspicion of dui and this is the mug shot he took. the years have not been kind to justin guarini. it's the world's funniest mug shot and the creepiest okay cupid profile picture. i have never been that happy doing anything in my life. that is a winning smile. that would be good for anyone who gets arrested. for instance, mel gibson. could have turned everything around right there. lindsay lohan? hello, officers. maybe the guy who needed to

smile the most, nick nolte. maybe run a brush through the hair and you could sign these at autograph shows. what i'm trying to say is you're already in trouble, why not have fun with it? this is unbelievable video. a group of hikers spotted a sheep that had a fence stuck to it. they captured it on video.

>> jimmy: and that's why god covered sheep in wool. break their fall when stoners roll them off a mountain. this is potentially exciting. a group of scientists just announced they discovered underwater rock formations off the coast of rio de jiniero that they believe could be a brazilian atlantis. it's like a regular atlantis with no hair underneath. very smooth. scientists think it could be the remains of a sunken continent that used to connect south america to africa. they estimate the lost continent would be millions years old based on the fact that it only has three starbucks. this weekend marks the premier of both "the great gatsby" and

the new tyler perry movie "peeples." they're being marketed to different demographics. so in the spirit of bringing people together, the producers of the film have done something unprecedented. they got together and created a third movie they believe everyone can enjoy. >> in a world of glamour, wealth and decadence. >> who is this gatsby? >> one man is getting ready to meet his man's rich dad. but behind the incall cuable wealth lies a bigamistry. and a big ass dog. . >> it was my man throwing away all those perfectly good shirts. it's a movie that will move you, transport you. >> and make you bawl till the

day you fall. "the gatspeeples." >> word up. >> what? >> here's a study you might want to pay attention to. the university of south brittany in france did a research project. they found that carrying guitar can double your chances of getting a date with a woman. they asked a guy to go up to 300 women and ask for their phone number. when he was empty handed, 14% gave the guy his phone number. if he had a guitar, it was 31%. is it me or are scientists spending a lot of time trying to figure out why no one will date them? i don't know if i believe it. if this guitar thing is true why don't rock stars get tons of -- oh, wait, they do. the lowest rate of response came

when the suggest was carrying a gym bag. that only worked 9% of response. less than a third of a time of the guitar. the highest percent worked when the guy was carrying ryan gosling. that worked 8,000% of the time. "readers digest" just released their list of the 100 most trusted people in the world. this answers the question, does "reader's digest" still exist? it does. they asked people to rank people according to how trustworthy they seem. according to their results, tom hanks is the most trustworthy person in america. sandra bullock is number two. seems like good choices. but the survey also shows that americans trust judge judy more than all nine of the justices on the supreme court. that there's nothing special about the supreme court. to me it's just a regular court with sour cream.

but i thought this would be a good subject for our segment "lie witness news." we asked people what they thought about president obama's decision to name judge judy to the supreme court. he didn't do that, obviously. but when people hear president obama and supreme court, they will have an opinion, whether they have an opinion or not. enjoy. >> tell me your name and where you're from. >> brian black from michigan. >> what do you think about president obama's decision to appoint judge judy to the supreme court? >> well, it's controversial. he's granted that power as the president of the united states. so you know, he's got to do the best that we can with what we have. >> and do you think of obama's appointment of judge judy scheinlin to the supreme court. >> it's a publicity stunt. i'm not sure why. he has the approval ratings. and he's not up for re-election ever again.

>> i agree. i think it's publicity stunt. i'm not sure she's fit for that type of a job. she knows tv. that's about it. >> what do you think about obama's decision to appointment judge judy sheindlin to the supreme court? >> she's gangster. you have to give her that. that's a plus. >> do you think she's going to make an adequate replacement for retiring judge rudo tonioni. >> i can understand why he would make that decision and why he would go that way. >> and how do you think judge judy will get along with the supreme court justice? dieng their different policies on samba, tango, whatever will cause a clash on the bench? >> i would they could act civilly and find a middle ground. it's not about their personal opinions. it's about what, you know, they're representing us. they need to work for us. >> it's not about how good the

person's dancing is but it's about their attitude and how much they've improved over last week's score? >> right. >> who's your favorite supreme court justice? >> that one guy that's really old. >> judge reinhold? >> him. >> what about her promise to overturn the landmark case cramer versus cramer? >> they been doing that for years. that's just a cover-up. just listen to it. listen to how it sound. look how your worded it, right? >> cramer versus cramer. >> wow. cramer versus cramer? that sounds like a cover-up. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, i think you're going to like the game we're going to play when we come back. it's called name that famous celebrity. plus zoe saldana, bill simmons and music from fits and the tantrums so stay up. [ penélope ] i found the best cafe in the world.

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. >> jimmy: we're going to play a game called "famous celebrity." plus saldana, bill simmons. jennifer what do you do and where you from? >> i work live in victorville and i'm in school for film. >> jimmy: oh, there's a school there? congratulations to victorville.

mark, what do you do? >> i'm from philadelphia and i'm a restaurant manager. >> jimmy: very good. welcome to california. well, i guess you're from california, jennifer. let's meet the star of our game. i met this movie star outside a movie theatre several years ago. please welcome yehya. how are you? how many in your estimation, how many stars have you photographed yourself with? >> a lot. italy, france, american. thousands. >> jimmy: like this guy right here? that was a long time ago, huh? >> yeah. that time i'm not speak english in cannes. he friends with me now, it's nice. >> jimmy: and who is this? >> oprah. my camera too flash. she turns her eyes. >> jimmy: who's this guy? >> sean penn. >> jimmy: oh, champagne. >> he is very nice.

. >> jimmy: you see what we're dealing with here. this is an expert when it comes to celebrities. we're going to show yehya a photograph of a famous celebrity. don't see the person's name. he sometimes has trouble with this part of the game. when you think you know who he's describing, buzz in with your answer. are you ready, players? >> is that whoopi goldberg. >> jimmy:not, no. we're off to a flying start. he's talking to you, mark. let's begin. our first celebrity is this person. okay. >> okay, black guy very famous. and he used to do movie long time. beverly, i don't know.

>> jimmy: mark? >> eddie murphy. >> that's beverly cop. >> look behind, that guy looks like him, too. >> jimmy: i like that guy in the corner there. mark is in the lead with $100. let's go to our next celebrity. who is this woman? >> the lady, she is in the new movie. the guest last night. >> jimmy: yes, was in the movie. this guy no watch tv last night she's the one, she used to marry brad pitt long time. >> jimmy: no, she never married brad pitt. i'm going to ignore your bell. i think you were steered the wrong way. >> jimmy: say what movie? >> iron man. >> what is her name? >> yeah.

you brain like me. >> gwyneth paltrow. >> jimmy: all right, we have a tie game. there you are together. what happened? >> i'm ironman. >> jimmy: yeah, i can see that. all right, this is another famous person. might be a little tricky. go ahead and describe this person. >> this guy do show on tv when he's small boy. he's director now. and he -- >> jimmy: mark? >> ron howard. >> that is absolutely right. ron howard. mark is in the lead. >> thank god i don't know his name. >> jimmy: here we go, our next celebrity. okay. >> the guy in the movie, he fly from the floor to the air.

>>. >> jimmy: jennifer? >> superman? >> no, he's a black guy. >> jimmy: superman is not a guy anyway. okay, describe him a little bit more. >> he do something with the black glasses. the movie. >> will smith. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. all right, mark is in the league. what a great photo that is. >> i love her, she's very nice. her boyfriend -- he punch her. >> jimmy: that's her. >> she's music. big music. her boyfriend punch her, go to jail. >> jimmy: jennifer? >> rhianna.

one more, jennifer, you can tie it here. you've got a lot of nose hair going there, yehya. >> it's okay, i cut it out. >> jimmy: our final celebrity is, do you know her? >> yeah. she pregnant now. have baby. she used to marry. she's music. she do movie, car wash, like the car. you know, she clean the car with the small shorts. >> jimmy: cleaned the car with the small shorts. not ringing a bell? she used to be on a reality show. >> and she's very nice. >> kim kardashian. >> jimmy: that is not correct. jennifer, do you want to take a shot at it? >> courtney love? >> jimmy: no, it's not courtney love. you know what, go ahead and lift up your blindfolds and you can

see. who is that yehya? >> jessica simpson. >> jimmy: that is right. let's see the picture of yehya. oh, there you are together you win, you had $300. jennifer, you had $200. what do they go home with? >> they're going home with the name that favorite celebrity home game. let hollywood's photo hound confuse you in your home. available wherever imaginary board games are sold. >> jimmy: thanks to mark, thanks to jennifer, thanks to yehya. later on the show, bill simmons and fitz and the tantrums. stick around.

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>> the co-host of "nba countdown" bill simmons is with us tonight. and then from this album that just came out yesterday, fitz and the tantrums. tomorrow night, tobey maguire, kerry washington, and music from will.i.am. our first guest is a very lovely actress whose films, if you count the one where she's blue, have grossed almost $5 billion worldwide. starting may 16th, that number goes way up as she reprises her role as lieutenant uhura in the new movie "star trek: into darkness" please welcome zoe saldana. how are you doing?

>> i'm a little jet lagged. >> you were in mexico tomorrow morning? >> yeah, i woke up in mexico and now i'm here. >> jimmy: that used to happen to me a lot. you were literally in mexico. it wasn't like a tequila haze? >> and we were only there for two nights. the tail end of the "star trek" press tour. so i don't know what time it is right now. literally i don't. >> jimmy: it's nighttime. well, you look fantastic, even though you're jet lagged. who was there from the star trek movie? >> j.j., alice, chris and myself. >> jimmy: very good. chris, captain kirk, j.j.

abrams, the director of the film? >> yes. chris pine is captain kirk, alex plays dr. marcus. >> jimmy: what did you do in mexico? >> i haven't slept. it's not like i even woke up in mexico. i was in mexico having some juevos rancheros, smothered in a pool of spicy red sauce at 4:30 in the morning and i wake up and i'm a plane in l.a. there was a moment in the airport at mexico that i thought i was going to go there, yeah. >> jimmy: were you drinking, 4:30 a.m.? >> we were. because after the premier of the movie in mexico, we -- i'm going to get through this. we ended up going to this awesome restaurant and this amazing chef wanting to host us and he made this amazing seven-course dinner for us, paired with tons of wine. we all wanted to be super good because everybody was going to san francisco, l.a., new york, to keep promoting the movie. long story short, eight, nine

glasses of wine later, j.j. is beaming all of us in this little app that he created through bad robot, his company. it's an app you can download on your phone. >> jimmy: oh, you can beam people up? so you were drunk. when j.j. starts beaming people up, he starts jim beaming people up. when he gets drunk, he starts talking about how perfect the third act of "e.t." is and it's insufferable. >> we were having a lot of problems with the lighting in the restaurant. >> jimmy: did you have fun during the whole process of the movie? >> we did. j.j. is such an amazing person. he maintains this sort of mood of levity on set. whenever we're not the ones cracking the jokes, he's having magicians come on to the set and perform for us. >> jimmy: he is? >> beat boxers, all these people he finds on youtube, these amazing artists. he flies them in.

during our lunch hour, we sit there and somebody is playing music from a box. >> jimmy: that sounds terrible. that sounds annoying. they're juggling and beat boxing from youtube? >> or we're dancing with aliens. like a lot of the stunt men that are dressed in their alien costumes with their prosthetics in between shots. because sometimes the shots take a long time to set up. put on some music through his microphone, and we all start dancing. like "thriller." >> jimmy: sounds like you're going to be very sad that this is all over. i guess you make another "star trek" movie. and maybe be in the "star wars" movie. >> in spain it's hota hota. the level of secrecy when you look on a j.j. abrams movie is nerve wracking.

>> jimmy: so secretive he brings in random strangers from youtube to witness what's going on, it's so secretive. >> they sign their lives away like we all did. i almost feel like there's a curse or something. because literally while i'm doing a "star trek" people can ask me what the plot is about and i just, i want to. and it's just -- >> jimmy: but you can't. you can't even tell your family. >> i can't tell my mom. my mom, you don't want to see a movie like "the sixth sense" with my mother. because she's sitting with her bucket of popcorn. oh, my gosh, he's dead! i knew it. he never changes clothes. people are getting up around us. >> jimmy: because of your mother, the eight people that didn't see that movie or know how it ends are now screaming at the television, angry right now. we're going to take a break.

when we come back, we're going to see a scene from "star trek: into darkness, opens in theatres may 16. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] get sweep. and get email that keeps your inbox in order, automatically.

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>> captain, the indigenous life form see you? >> no, mr. spock, they didn't. >> the prime director clearly states we cannot interfere with the internal development of the alien nation. >> drum up your super i.q. and let's go! kirk out! >> if you're going to do it, do it now. >> do you want me to go? >> that would be highly illogical. as i'm already in the suit -- >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: your boyfriend spock he had to do a lot of eyebrow plucking. i was trying to imagine spock in the mirror going at it with scissors. >> zach is a hoot when his eyebrows are shaved. he has to shave his eyebrows, then they have to place individual little hairs on his eyebrows to give it that vulcan look. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a pain.

>> such a drag. >> jimmy: you speak klingon in the movie. i know star trek fans are very serious about the klingon language. was it done seriously? >> here's the thing. i don't know if j.j. knew this and did it on purpose, but he probably knows. i'm a little clueless about certain things half of the time. so what i don't know will never hurt me. i had no idea of the importance that it was of who was going to be the first person to speak klingon in the movie. >> jimmy: it's very important. it's the most important thing in the world. >> well, that's what i've learned. exactly. but it made sense because i'm the linguist on the ship -- i'm geeking out, i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: in "avatar" you spoke -- you speak two imaginary languages. >> i do, i do.

>> jimmy: there will be certain conventions you will be the belle of the ball. but outside of those, they're worthless. unless you go to a klingon restaurant and you order from the menu to impress your friends. is your family coming to the big movie premier? >> my mom thank god is in the caribbean right now vacationing. if she were, she would be at the premier. oh, my god, zoe, i know who the villain, it is -- and then we get arrested by j.j. >> jimmy: the movie came out great. congratulations. we'll be right back with bill simmons from espn! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by applebee's. nothing tastes better than

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>> jimmy: our next guest is one of the great success stories of the internet. he went from a local sports blogger in boston to interviewing the president of the united states. his website is called grantland.com, and he is co-host of "nba countdown" on espn and abc. please welcome the sports guy, bill simmons. >> jimmy: you have a lot of friends at the show. we all take a lot of pleasure in each other's -- >> you fired me in 2004. >> jimmy: i did not fire you, you quit. you started as a blogger in boston.

you used to be a die hard boston sports fan. now you like the clippers. you're best friends with magic johnson. >> i am best friends with magic johnson. >> jimmy: can you imagine a teenage bill simmons being one day very good friends with magic johnson? >> i like to say we're friends. i hope we're friends. he's definitely my richest friends. i hated the lakers. i hated kareem the most. magic was the laker we secretly tolerated. but some of his greatest moments

were my worst moments. when we talk about it, i think he thinks i'm on the team now. i think he thinks i was a 12th man. >> you do rehash the '80s. >> he'll say the thing about you guys. i'm like yeah, yeah, i remember we did that. i was at the game. >> jimmy: well, you were at the games. . >> this is the '87 final games for -- devastating. missed the game-winning shot. >> jimmy: how old are you at this time? >> 17. >> jimmy: and there i am. there's bill simmons. magic ran right by me. >> jimmy: looked like you witnessed a murder. >> my dad was in the seat next to me. >> jimmy: look guillermo is there, too. >> of that's unbelievable. >> jimmy: you love magic now, don't you? >> i do. and you tease me mercilessly. >> jimmy: i love magic. you were so full of boston pride and now it's just gone. it's all gone. >> and it's weird. we spend a lot of time together, we'll take the pregame and then we're together for eight hours afterwards.

>> you get to learn about people's idiosyncrasies. >> jimmy: oh, you keep nit a special pouch? >> i thought this would be funny. he hates salmon and crumbled blue cheese. if it's blue cheese in the salad, it has to go. lues red vine twizzler's but only if they're fresh. he'll eat chinese food and do a show two minutes later. he sees every movie and loves every movie. loves every movie. always a thumb's up. he has very strong feelings about the windsor knot. i'm not going to betray his confidence. when we do the show on sunday morning, he has this guy named donald comes in and brings him this giant jamba juice. sometimes there lab little cup with a little excess and magic says he hates when they waste the excess. it drives him nuts he didn't get the extra. he's got the big cup and he's got this little tattoo from fantasy island cup and those are his two cups.

>> jimmy: now you know why he's a. good businessman. >> he's a billionaire. >> jimmy: that's why he's 40 pounds overweight. we discussed it. he said he works out for two hours a day. i said it's still not enough. who do your children root for? >> it's tough for them to root for the boston teams. i made rules. they can't root for the lakers or the new york anticipates. i brainwashed my daughter into thinking the lakers were evil. >> jimmy: how? >> i told her kobe bryant hated golden retrievers and kept them in chains. she won't even wear purple anymore. that worked. >> jimmy: she likes the kings, the hockey team. >> that one i couldn't stop. and the kings are doing well.

it was weird, we went to the stanley cup. i was wearing my bruins stuff trying not to get sucked in. but when it's your kid you want them to be happy. i felt like a sports bigamist. i had two wives that i was invested in. >> jimmy: which wife did you side with? >> well, the bruins. i wanted her to be happy, too. they won the stanley cup in her first year so now she loves hockey. >> jimmy: how old is your taughter? >> she just turned 8. plays soccer and basketball. it's been weird because she's a girly girl too. she wanted to get her ears pierced. and she had a friend mia, jason schriff's daughter on the show. >> jimmy: miniature co-executive

producer. >> there he is. his daughter got her ears pierced and my daughter wanted her ear pierced. i said the only way it's happening is you make three straight three-pointers. she couldn't come within five feet of the rim. then two weeks later she hit the rim. then she made three in a row. she's like we're going. my wife ended up taking her to a tattoo parlor on melrose. five straight half court shots she can get her tongue pierced. i don't think that's going to happen. it's a joke. people believe that. >> jimmy: well, you did take your kid to a tattoo parlor. >> my wife did. >> jimmy: well, you married a woman who took your kid to a tattoo parlor. great to see you. you're on television now. it's all very impressive. do you feel powerful now? the most powerful man in sports? >> it's weird to wear makeup. but i'm happy for you. i was here from the early stages. and it's great to see you -- >> jimmy: and we're both wearing makeup. bill simmons, everybody.

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jimmy: this is their new album, "more than just a dream." here with the new song, "out of my league," fitz and the tantrums. ♪ more that just a dream more that just a dream ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ 40 days and 40 nights i waited for a girl like you to come and save my life recall the days ♪ ♪ i waited for you ignored the ones who said cause you were out of my league ♪ ♪ all the things i believed you

were just the right kind yeah you were more than just a dream ♪ ♪ you were out of my league got my heart beat racing if i die don't wake me cause you are more ♪ ♪ than just a dream ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh from time to time ♪ ♪ i pinch myself because i think my girl mistakes me for somebody else ♪ ♪ and every time she takes my

hand all the wonders that remain become a simple fact ♪ ♪ cause you were out of my league all the things i believed you were just ♪ ♪ the right kind yeah you were more than just a dream ♪ ♪ you were out of my league got my heart beat racing if i die don't wake me cause you are more ♪ ♪ than just a dream ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh cause you were ♪ ♪ out of my league all the things i believed you were just the right kind yeah ♪ ♪ you were more than just a dream you were out of my league got my heart beat racing ♪ ♪ if i die don't wake me cause you are more than just a dream ♪ ♪ ♪ more more more more more more more than just a dream ♪ ♪ more more more more more more