>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ethan hawke -- the bachelorette, desiree hartsock -- episode two of "the baby bachelor" -- and music from thirty seconds to mars -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]

>> jimmy: i appreciate that. i want you to know something. i'll never forget what you guys just did for me, thank you. hey, this is a fun story i've been following since last week. the tale of toronto mayor rob ford. any canadians? that's rob right there. he's the mayor of toronto. he's having a difficult week since the "toronto star" reported there's cell phone video on which he's seen smoking a crack pipe. reportedly shot by drug dealers in toronto who are trying to sell it for $200,000. the drug dealers showed it to two reporters from "the star" who described it as shocking saying it does appear to be the mayor smoking a crack pipe with so mali drug dealers. i know it sounds like a joke, but it is far from it. the mayor says it couldn't be him. he denies any and all allegations. >> these allegations are

ridiculous. it's another story of the "toronto star" going after me. that's all i've got to say for now. >> jimmy: it's not fair. they shot there from the least flattering angle. which leads me to believe from the mayor there might be some sort of vendetta against him by the "toronto star." he canceled his weekly radio show and has declined to comment thus far. until now, he is joining us live now via skype from toronto. mayor rob ford. hello, mr. mayor. thank you for joining us. >> thank you for having me, jimmy. i'm looking forward to clearing this up. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad to hear you say that. because just a couple of minutes ago, we received some video that appears to be excerpted from the video described in "the star." i would like to show that to you and our audience now, if you don't mind.

>> oh, that's ahh! >> jimmy: now, mr. mayor, are you saying that that was not you? >> i didn't say anything. these people are pathological liars, eh? >> jimmy: which people are? >> the media. people. they're sick and tired of their lies, eh? >> jimmy: so you believe the "toronto star" made this story up? concocted this whole thing? >> i don't know what they did. all i know is this story is ridiculous. it's just embarrassing. it's hot as the devil in here. >> jimmy: speaking of embarrassing, we have some more video, shot from the same cell phone that i would like you to see here. >> that's not necessary, no.

>> i'm crack man! and i can fly! >> jimmy: mr. mayor, were you on crack in that video? >> no. >> jimmy: well, then what were you doing? >> they're called bicycle kicks, okay? it's called exercise, eh. >> jimmy: that was a workout you were doing? >> yeah, that was a workout. yeah. maybe you should try it sometime, eh? >> jimmy: i didn't mean ton contentious, we have one more piece of tape. >> no. >> jimmy: yes, we do. >> oh, whew! baby got crack.

♪ >> jimmy: mr. mayor, i think you might need help. do you understand what i'm saying? mr. mayor? mr. mayor? i'm saying maybe it might be a good idea for you to -- mr. mayor, are you smoking right now? >> no! >> jimmy: all right, well, there you go. that is toronto mayor rob ford. or a reasonable facsimile. i don't know. he seems fine to me. >> from east carter high school in grayson, kentucky, were not allowed to attend their

graduation ceremony. they released 10,000 crickets in the halls of their school. is there a secret cricket aisle at costco i don't worry about? it took a week to get the crickets out of the school. that's good. these people are job creators. they shouldn't be banned from graduation. they should be in congress. there's another kid who probably won't attending graduation. a 19-year-old student in lawrenceville was failing english and he didn't want to tell his parents about it, so he faked his own kidnapping. he bought a cell phone and texted his parents and said i've been abducted. it sounds like a terrible li liamnliamn liam nieson movie. he camped out for a week then came home when it rained. i guess he failed his fake your

own kidnapping 101 class, too. a guy in china is riding in a busy intersection. he crashed into a minivan and he got back on his scooter and crashed into another car. he was able to collect himself and move on, got stopped by another moped. now into a truck. the moped stuck in the front of the truck there. so i guess the driver and passenger got out to help him remove the moped from the grill of the truck, which was probably not a great idea because he saved his best move of all for the encore, which is driving right into a hole.

clb. >> jimmy: we're trying something different tonight. ethan hawke is here. there's a woman who is about to embark on a most romantic journey. the new bachelorette is here with us. i'm going to find her a husband in our audience tonight. the bachelorette, the show doesn't premier until next week. but i've already done a lot of research. i saw the first episode. tonight i'm going to predict which unemployed real estate agent she's going to broke up with in four months. this is the time when i transition from nostradances to

roseadamus. last election, we voted on whether condoms should be required in porn. today we're voting on marijuana. the city is like an overregulated frat house. on the about 20% of registered voters in l.a. were expected to actually vote. if we're not texting our votes to ryan seacrest, we're just not interested. but since it's election day, we took our cameras out on hollywood boulevard today to ask pedestrians what they thought of the fact that bruce jenner from the kardashians and the olympics, asked him what they thought about the fact that bruce jenner was elected mayor of los angeles. and we threw a few other questions in, too. tonight's edition of "lie witness news." >> what do you think about the fact that bruce general rer was

voted as new mayor in l.a. >> really? congratulations to bruce on that accomplishment. but honestly, it makes sense for someone who's always in the media. it's all love. >> isn't that interesting? isn't he the kardashian guy? that's interesting. i don't know if he has experience. >> we, he used to be the governor of new york. >> oh, really? >> it was a while ago, but he has experience. >> that's good, i guess. >> do you support his plan to have a tax free plastic surgery week. >> if you can afford plastic surgery, you can pay taxes on it. these people overdue it a lot, but bruce is cool, why not? >> how do you plan for his plan to legalize marijuana for house pets with anxiety? >> i can dig that.

i'm a medical patient myself. i mean, it's natural, so i'm all for it. >> and what about his proposal to ban bugs during summertime? >> i agree with that. >> do you think he has a trustworthy face? >> yes, yes. >> do you like his new face or his old face? >> his new face. >> so you would have voted for him? >> probably yes. for a few reasons, he wants to legalize marijuana for dogs, okay? and also he want to bank us. i don't like us. >> what do you think about him outlawing reporters talking to people about things they don't know about. >> maybe. if you're not informed you shouldn't be making judgments on stuff. >> jimmy: the second episode of

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>> welcome back. last week, we premiered a brand-new reality show that stars my 3-year-old nephew wesley. wesley has been looking for love ever since i can remember. we decided to help him out. the first installment of the series have already been viewed

many millions of times on line. and now we give you episode two of "the baby bachelor." >> first there's "the bachelor" and then "the bachelorette" and now -- >> hi, i'm the baby bachelor. >>. >> jimmy: last time, wesley met the ladies. some made a memorable first impression. whereas others were less graceful. but now it's time for wesley to fall in love. >> today is group date. >> romance blooms until eva tries to turn wesley from one of the other girls. >> she's a biter.

>> jimmy: avi catches wesley off guard with a premature confession. >> i think i love you, wesley. >> jimmy: wesley makes a quick exit from an uncomfortable situation. meanwhile, while the other girls bond over tea, jesse makes it clear that she's not here to make friends. >> we're having a tea party and jessie freaks out. >> you didn't share! >> she's crazy. >> jimmy: later at the cocktail

party, wesley flirts with tesla. you're beautiful. >> yeah, i am. >> i'm better than the other girls. >> wesley, i would like some time with you. i don't think these girls have anything on me, plus i use my secret weapon. okay, wesley, i have a big surprise for you. are you ready? what's that? you like cookies? yes, you do. do you want one? go ahead and grab one. i like the big girl all right. >> jimmy: wesley, do you think your met your wife today? >> probably. >> jimmy: well, you certainly have a lot to process. i'll leave you with your

thoughts. >> good talking to you, jim. >> reporter: in the most shocking twist in "baby bachelor" history. five girls missed the dinosaur ceremony due to nap time. and now they will die alone. >> jimmy: wesley, there are four remaining contestants. but only two dinosaurs to give out. you have a difficult decision to make. good luck, ladies. >> gabriella, will you please accept this dinosaur? >> with all my heart.

will you accept this dinosaur jesse? >> jimmy: ashley, eva, come say your bye-byes. >> no. >> bye. >> jesse's bad for wesley. >> got this in the bag. >> if wesley falls for jesse's bull [ bleep ], he's an idiot. >> jimmy: coming up on "the baby bachelor" wesley goes on intimate one-on-one dates with jesse and gabrielle. who will he choose to be his

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>> on the program starting monday, you can see her breaking hearts and slinging roses. the newly nointed bachelorette desiree hartsock is with us. we have music from thirty seconds to mars, and we'll be right back with ethan hawke, so take it easy. it's called "love lust faith and dreams," thirty seconds to mars from the sony outdoor stage. tomorrow night, alyssa milano will be here, ludacris will be here, and our musical guest is darius rucker. you know our first guest from

many fine films, including "before sunrise" and "before sunset." his latest, also from richard linklater, is called "before midnight." >> if you saw me on a train would you think i was attractive? would you start talking to me? would you ask me to get off the train with you? >> you're asking a theoretical question. what would my life situation be? technically wouldn't i be cheating on you? >> why can't you just say yes? i wanted you to say something romantic and you blew it. >> if i saw you on a train i would lock eyes with you, i would walk up to you and say hey baby, you are making me as horny as a billy goat. >> oh, stop it. . >> jimmy: please welcome ethan hawke.

>> jimmy: good to see you. are you happened to be aware that there are people, my fiancee is one of them -- are very, very excited that this film is coming out. >> we are the lowest grossing trilogy of all times. but we have a few friends. >> jimmy: explain the back story. >> "before sun rise" was made in 1994. back then i played a 23-year-old. makeup and everything like that. two young lovers meet on a train. they spend the night together. they have an amazing connection. they part ways. in 1994 there was no thing called e-mail that hadn't happened yet. they lost each other. nine years goes by. he wrote a book about that night. he's on a book tour and she shows up. >> jimmy: same characters? same actors.

>> the connection happens immediately. this time he's married, in a painful marriage. he's really unhappy and madly in love with this woman. the film ends with him wondering if he's actually going to catch his plane or not. and in the third film, we find them together at last. >> jimmy: that's something. that's great. will you continue doing this until you're old? >> i think i've already continued doing it until i'm old. our hope is to do one when we're 94. a comic version of "amore." i don't know what it would entail. we won't have teams and bags to empty. >> jimmy: call it "before 5:00." just the two of you not talking to each other at a denny's. just an idea. >> do you want to join us? >> a pitcher of red jell-o. he could do something really dynamic with that. >> jimmy: there was a great story about your mom in the york times a little while ago. it's a long story, but it's such

a good story. >> all right, well, my mom -- my mom is an eccentric first of all. she lives in romania. she works for gypsy rice in romania and does amazing work over there. at 48 or 50, she joined the peace corps and completely changed her life. but a couple of years ago with this invention of facebook and stuff, she got an e-mail or whatever they do on fable. a note from a guy. you may not remember me. when we were 17 we met once. and we -- i just have always wondered how you are. she said of course i remember you, you're david and blah, blah, blah. i remember you. and how are you doing? he's like well, you know, i just got divorced. i've been married for 40 years or 30-something years. i have six kids. and they sarted writing each other these long letters about their lives. and what had happened since they were young. and so my mother who is -- my

mom kind of made up a reason why she had to go to london. oh, i have this business trip in london, would you want to meet me there? so after 40 years or whatever, they met in london and it was on. they got married. but here's the funny thing about the story. so i thought to myself, this would be a great sequel to "before sunset." i'm doing press in somewhere and i have this -- i was a journalist in a car but we were going somewhere. i ended up calling richard linkleiter. this would be great. we wait another 25 years and, you know, we can do this thing how they missed each other. then we'll have this really amazing thing when they're old. i could base it on my mom. i'm getting all excited. i hang up the phone. and he says that's a terrible idea. i said why?

he said because i'll be dead. then i call rick back and say no, we can't lose your fan base. >> jimmy: we need to do it sooner. >> there is something to that. >> jimmy: you might have to keep some in between. i can't imagine how difficult this was. you have a 14-minute scene with no edits. you're driving. and -- will -- well, it's your story. people ask bhapd in these movies and the answer is nothing. it's about nothing. it tries to be ant people. one of the ideas is we do these ridiculously long takes. and the movie opens with a 14-minute take of us driving down this back road in greece, which, of course, is about a 25-mile stretch of road that needs to be locked off.

it's 107 degrees in greece. very hot. >> you have a camera crew with you? the trouble is the take ends with -- we have twins in the movie. they needed to be asleep. we're parents having this very personal private conversation while the kids are asleep. you try to talk about everything while they're still out. but the shot has to end with one of the kids waking up. >> jimmy: how old are these kids? >> 7 or 8? i can't remember if they're 9. yeah, 7, 7. i don't want to call them out for the long age. i already did. so whatever. no, they're 7. and at the end of the scene, we do days of trying to get this take. but we're finally getting it and it's the last take we're going to get because the light is just right and the traffic has finally held and it's really okay. as we get closer to the end of the take, i start to get worried

that these girls have fallen asleep. we've never gotten to the end of the take. so i'm driving. there's a part of me that wants to pinch them. but i have to kind of trust. i know if they blow it -- >> jimmy: you have to do it again. >> a whole other day. and they did it. and we got it. one take. >> you have another movie coming out called "the purge." >> some people love "before midnight." like your fiancee. >> jimmy: and then guys like me with "the purge." >> no camp seems to know the other camp exists. >> that's probably for the best. i feel like i'm cheating on one. >> if there's any mingling, somebody could be killed.

be very careful. it's great to have you. this movie is "before midnight." opens in theatres friday. ethan hawke, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: we'll be back with 30 seconds to mars. next yemonday, armed with a bast a roses and a bottle of flat champagne, our next guest will make her way through a field of 25 suitors, including a mike, a mikey, a michael, a micah and a juan pablo thrown in for good luck. please say hello to "the bachelorette," desiree hartsock. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's good to see you. congratulations on your bachelorettehood. you look at me with a look as if i'm -- i know you're nervous that i'm going to try to get information out of you. >> yes. >> jimmy: i am going to try to get information out of you. i don't think people realized that you've taped the whole show already. it's done.

>> done. >> jimmy: you've already broken up with whoever you picked at the end. can you pick more than one? >> there's no rules. i guess you could. >> jimmy: that would be a huge move. you pick, like, eight of them. >> that would be good. it would be amazing. >> jimmy: why are you the bachelorette? why do this. i would imagine you have no trouble meeting men. i would imagine that you have no trouble staying in relationships with men. why -- >> i live in l.a. >> jimmy: you live in l.a. >> it's difficult. but i've dated amazing guys. i just haven't had that spark. that spark that lasts a lifetime. >> jimmy: and do you feel like you got the spark now? >> jimmy, you've got to -- >> jimmy: you can't say. is there a dora flame log bu burning somewhere within you? >> i'll just smile. >> jimmy: i see. i got you. now, let me ask you about the -- on "the bachelor" you finished

fourth, you failed to medal on the bachelor. and i think it's because your brother was not very nice to shawn. do you blame your brother for this? >> no, i do not blame my brother no. >> jimmy: i blame him. he doesn't just go on the street and call everyone a playboy. >> jimmy: he doesn't? >> if he is a playboy for being the bachelor, aren't you a playgirl? >> no, that was very shawn specific and circumstantial. >> jimmy: oh, he sized him up? >> he said he wasn't right for me. >> jimmy: are you glad that that happened? >> yeah. i mean, my brother was honest. i'm glad he was honest. >> jimmy: but if shawn had proposed to you on that show, would you have said yes? >> probably. i don't know. >> jimmy: what goes on with this show?

it's leike a vortex of crazy an you get caught up in it. >> it's feelings, it's emotions. >> jimmy: it couldn't be less real. i know it's real, but there must be something to it. like on "dancing with the stars" like i have friends who have been on the show, and i think these are the last guys i would ever expect to be on the show. then they just fall in love with dancing and they get so into it and they are destroyed when they get eliminated. it's true. there might be an element of that. >> maybe it's because if you don't try it you'll never know. >> jimmy: i never tried amputation either, but i. >> -- but i'm not going to -- okay, i previewed the first episode. i want to talk about some of these guys that you either have or have not eliminated. this is chris. you can see his favorite snack is almonds. he's out.

mike r. dental student/model. out! this guy robert, now, this is very interesting. claims he invented sign spinning. also called hymn eed himself a entrepreneur. to me that usually means cannot get a job. do you believe that he invented sign spinning? seems like he's too young. >> i believe him. >> jimmy: i don't. nick r. lists his occupation as tailor/magician. how does that work? he's measuring your in seam and makes flowers come out of your pants? >> makes your clothes come off. >> jimmy: you didn't pick him, did you? >> i can't say. >> jimmy: i think you just said. here's the final three.

>> how did you choose? >> jimmy: magic. i believe one of your final three will be drew. handsome guy. looks kind of like shawn a little bit. alcoholic father, plus -- another one will be michael. michael and you seem to have a good friendship right away. yes? >> you're not getting anything out of me. i'm a locked vault. >> jimmy: and finally the man that you will pick to be your -- do you propose to him or how does it work? >> i thought you used to watch the show all the time. >> jimmy: here we go. brooks. >> i'm not giving you anything. >> jimmy: would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> yes. >> jimmy: you would? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you pick brooks? >> honestly, the season is full

of surprises. >> jimmy: so will it be a surprise when you pick brooks? >> will it be a surprise? >> jimmy: all right. you don't have to watch now. you know what happens. >> i didn't give anything away. >> jimmy: now you're even more guilty! >> guillermo, did she give something away? >> no. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i hope it does work out for you. that would be very nice. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you seem traumatized which leads me to believe i got all three of them right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: desiree hartsock. "the bachelorette" premieres memorial day -- monday, may 27th, at 8:00 p.m. here on abc. when we come back, music from thirty seconds to mars. ♪

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