>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ed helms. and jewel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, that's not all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. hello, thank you for watching. thank you for joining me on your television. i do appreciate that. i am your host. my name is jimmy.

i want to mention that yesterday i was presented with an honorary doctorate at the university of nevada, las vegas which means you may call me dr. kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] i will be writing medical marijuana prescriptions in the alley after the show. did you know i'm a doctor now guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know what that means? >> yeah. >> jimmy: makes you a nurse. >> yeah. it's okay. >> jimmy: i'm a doctor of humane letters. and i have no idea what that means. i honestly didn't. the best part is i didn't have to do anything to get it. i didn't have to read or write a thesis. i made a mockery of higher education this weekend and i can invite strangers into my office and ask them to take their clothes off without getting arrested. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's how it works, right? i gave the commencement speech at the unlv commencement ceremony. at the same time that president

obama was giving a commencement speech at morehouse college in atlanta. i thought it would be fun to compare and contrast thich wsim tone. >> i have to say that it is one of the great honors of my life to be able to address this gathering here today. >> i wrote this in the car on the way over here. >> i was raised by a heroic single mom, wonderful grandparent, made incredible sacrifices for me. >> my mother was a hooker. >> the future we share should give you hope. >> don't go out into the world. >> you're graduating into an improving job market. >> there are no jobs in the world. >> your generation is uniquely poised for success. >> and even if there were any jobs, you're not qualified to fill any of them. the world already has plenty of people doing all the stuff you want to do. and they're better at it because

they have experience. >> nobody can stop you. >> by the way, you owe china 15 trillion dollars. >> go get that law degree. >> i don't think you need to have a plan for your life. >> go get your mba or start that business. >> you know what people have plans for their lives? hitler had a plan for his life. >> congratulations, class of 2013. god bless you. >> the only way to be completely done with your laundry is to do it naked. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's why i will never be president. i want to thank unlv for welcoming me. and presenting me with that ridiculous hon. i think there is a lesson here. if you drop out of college and tell 1400 kardashian jokes, someday you, too, can be a doctor. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i wasn't the only very deserving celebrity to be honored in las vegas yesterday. justin bieber received multiple

honors at the billboard music awards last night. justin won best male artist. i can count three lies in the title of that award. he also won first ever milestone award. when it was announced that justin won they booed him. i guess people felt they were making a mockery of the billboard music awards. which you don't want to do. when justin got to the stage he gave a weird acceptance speech. i'm not entirely sure, but i this think this kid might be unaware of the fact that he is justin bieber. >> i'm 19 years old. i think i'm doing a pretty good job. i really just want to say it should really be about the music. it should be about the craft the craft that i'm making. and this is not a gimmick. i'm not a -- this is not a gimmick. i'm an artist and i should be taken seriously and this -- all this other bull should not be spoken of.

>> jimmy: that's right. he's an artist. in the same way the guy that makes my turkey sandwich at subway is an artist. [ cheers and applause ] listen. here's a helpful hint if you want to be taken seriously as an artist you might want to expand your lyrics beyond the words boyfriend, girl, and baby, baby, baby. something to think about. my favorite part was a performance by miguel that was part r&b and part wwe. ♪ >> that is not how you are supposed to connect with fans. let's see that again in slow motion.

it's actually worse in slow motion because he's going for her head. it's devastating. and back to the singing. after the incident miguel tweeted rock 'n' roll made me do it. you can see he is shaken up about all it. the girls were okay, taken to the unlv medical center and given honorary doctorates. [ cheers and applause ] here's a guy they might want to work into one of these award shows. this is from a family video. seems like at every wedding there's one guy who can dance like michael jackson. a lot of times it's annoying but this guy is actually pretty good. >> yeah. ♪ ♪ says that i am the one ♪ shes is i am the one but the kid is not my son ♪

>> jimmy: lost his billy jeans. kanye west revealed the title of his next album which is scheduled to be released on june 18th. he's calling it yesus. he combined kanye and jesus to form yesus and that's why people don't like him. i wonder what kind of thought went into this. i'm looking for a one-word title that needs to be something that's potentially insulting to christians but i'd also want to offend nonreligious hispanics too. i know, yesus. he was going to call it yohamed but didn't want more trouble with the middle east. this is wonderful. a touching moment between teen maims after yesterday's giants and rockies game. literally touching moment. colorado was excited about shutting out the giants. this is how the shortstop greets

the relief shortstop for the rockies. yeah, no, yeah, no, i want both. nothing says good job like a handful of -- here's another great moment from sports. on sunday they had the junior hockey tournament in canada. this is an international game which means they sing both national anthem. our national anthem is hard enough for an american to sing. when you hand a canadian the mike the results in this case were dissass does. disastrous. ♪ oh, say can you see ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's -- first gleaming ♪ ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous ♪

>> i think we need subtitles for the rest of this. and go back a little bit so we get the last part. ♪ through the per light [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars at the dawn's early light ♪ ♪ ♪ what so ever we face per the dawn's early gleaming ♪ ♪ and the rockets red glare and bombs bursting in air ♪ [ crowd singing ♪ >> with help from the crowd she figured it out from there. it's hard, i guess. you know, i think as long as the car lights are

still beaming it's okay. russia wrapped up an unusual space mission. a space capsule with mice, lizards and a few fish returned to earth after a month in space. the goal was to study the effect of weightlessness on cell structure. there were 53 mice aboard and less than half the mice survived the trip which is an expensive way to kill mice. more than half the mice died. but all 15 lizards came back alive which proves something that scientists suspected for a long time. [ laughter ] lizards eat mice. this is something i have experienced myself. they did a study and found that 51% of people in committed relationships are going to netflix cheat on each other where you say you're going to watch a series together on netflix but you can't wait so you secretly watch it, you skip ahead. 32% of people surveyed go so far as to pretend they haven't

watched the episode and rewatch it with their significant other. i get that. i would be mad. i've had this happen to me. you plan to watch it and they watch it and you feel left out and you experience depression and rage and it can even lead to situations like this. >> oh, no. quick. get on top of me. >> what? >> get on top of me like we're having sex. >> what? >> up and down. up and down. just like we're doing it, please. you know like we're humping. no. come on, please. >> what's going on here? >> we're totally having sex. >> you're watching tv. >> we're doing the nasty. >> we most certainly were not. >> we're having sex, that's all we're doing. >> "breaking bad" how could you? >> i tried to wait. >> how far into the episode? >> 10 minutes, maybe 15. >> 34 minutes? >> you're never home! >> move it.

>> what? >> scooch! from the beginning. >> i've already seen this. >> you're going to watch it again and you're going to like it. >> what the [ bleep ] is this? >> sexy time. >> jerry, that is our show. >> you're always working. >> shut up. move over. can't believe you. >> don't be a cheating tv whore. hold out for the one you love. oh, and gus dies. >> what? >> you're terrible. >> what are you doing? >> why did you say that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: forget you heard that. we're going to take a break. when we come back from the break we're going to talk to a high school student who took a calculator to prom as her date plus ed helms and jewel are here with us too. stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ stewart ] this is the kind of food i love to cook.

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>> jimmy: hello, there, welcome back. ed helms and jewel are in the building somewhere. we're trying to track them down. this is a crazy story and it involves fried chicken. apparently, kentucky fried chicken is so popular in palestine that they're now smuggling it into gaza from egypt. there are no western fast food restaurants in gaza and trade embargoes prevent them from bringing it back. so there are guys traveling to egypt in underground tunnels and smuggled kfc which -- from how i've heard how guys typically sneak things into other countries a smuggled drumstick doesn't sound appealing to me. but they buy a bucket of kfc in egypt for $10 and sell it in gaza for $30. it costs more because the

islamic authorities make them cover up the breasts and thighs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can only imagine some poor delivery guy being interrogated. by the mossad. tell us the colonel's secret recipe or else! that was my accent. [ laughter ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a doctor. did i mention that? [ laughter ] it's prom season right now. proms go on through the end of may. i didn't go to my prom when i was in high school. i was busy watching television with my parents that night. we didn't have dvrs when "different strokes" over, it was over, there was no way to get it back. but this was -- i thought this was a strong move. a 16-year-old junior from wilmington, delaware, came up with a substitute date. she went to prom with her calculator. this is regina reynolds with her date which is a calculator in a tuxedo. gina is a student at a technical school.

she's very close with her calculator. it's a texas instruments 84 plus silver edition. they call it the quarterback of calculators. she did very well for herself. here now live very skype from her home in wilmington we have regina reynolds. hello, regina. how are you? first of all would you like to introduce us to your prom date? >> certainly. he's right here. his name is ti. he brought me flowers. >> jimmy: do you your parents know that you're alone together in the house? >> actually, they're sitting off to the side right here. >> jimmy: okay, they're chaperoning the event. i have to say the thing i found most remarkable is i didn't realize that students still use calculators. >>al our school, we are really dependent on our calculators to the point that we call people calcaholics. when they're really, really obsessed with the calculator.

when you leave your calculator at home, you need it for pretty much every class so you're out of luck. >> jimmy: this is a much smarter school than the one i went to. was the calculator the only inanimate object you asked to the prom? you didn't get rejected by the pencil sharpener or anything like that? >> no, no. he said yes, he was the first one i asked. >> jimmy: how did you happen upon this idea? >> basically i was joking around with my friends and i said if no one asks me to prom i'm taking my calculator. and then the day started approaching and nobody was asking me. so they forced my hand, really. and i -- i wasn't really sure if i was going to follow through with it. but then my friend said, you're not actually going to do that? that sounds a lot like a challenge to me. >> jimmy: did you dance with your calculator? >> i did dance with my calculator. there are slow dance pictures online. >> jimmy: is ti a good dancer? >> he's a pretty good dancer, yes. he had some good moves. >> jimmy: have you ever -- i think the closest i got to

dating my calculator was typing 80085 into it and turning it upside down so it looked like it said "boobs" on it. i witch i'd thought of this, though. i stayed home with my atari for prom. >> that's a classic date. >> jimmy: what is your reaction from your parents? >> um, well, my mom initially said, regina that's the stupidest idea i have ever heard, no one will think it's funny and i said mom, the internet will think it's hilarious. >> jimmy: that is important. >> i think you are justified in my idea and she is sitting off in the corner in shame. >> jimmy: that's right. take that, mom. [ cheers and applause ] grab your mom for a second. pull your mom into the camera for a second. because i would like -- yes. come on, mom. pop in there for a second. i would like you to apologize to your daughter for doubting her

and the next time she wants to take a machine to anything i think you should be supportive of it. yes, yes? >> we never thought that this joke was going to end so far. everybody knows her now on the internet. >> yes, i've had people -- everybody in real life knows me. i have people come up to me and there are lines i use when someone's annoying me and i say, do you know who i am on the internet? and obviously they don't. and i really hadn't thought this through, and since the post became big there was a girl laughing at me and i said, stop laughing, do you know who i am on the internet? and shouldn't, yes, actually, i do. and it was the single most awkward encounter of my life. >> jimmy: ask your mom to kiss her future son-in-law on camera. i think that would be a nice touch. she tried to sneak out of the picture, she's on the other side. give him a kiss. he's done so much for your family.

oh, isn't that sweet. there's no contest. [ applause ] regina, you're a junior. how are you going to top this next year? >> i have no idea although the mascot for our school is a calculator and one of my friends suggested that next year i should dress up as the calculator and take someone else to prom. >> jimmy: your school mascot is a calculator? >> my school is not very cool. >> jimmy: wow. you must have quite a football team. thank you, regina. i thought it was very funny. you're a hero to dateless people everywhere. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. tonight on the show, jewel is here to chat and sing, and we'll be right back with ed helms so stay right there. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, on may 27th you can see her play june carter cash in the lifetime original movie "ring of fire" jewel is with us. tomorrow night ethan hawke will be here, the new bachelorette

desiree hartsock will be with us, we'll have music from 30 seconds to mars and a new episode of the baby bachelor, so join us tomorrow. our first guest is a very funny man whom you know from funny things. last thursday he said good-bye to "the office." this thursday you can see him alongside bradley cooper and zach galifianakis in the "the hangover part iii" please welcome ed helms. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations on, what was it, nine seasons of "the office"? that was a great show. which was one of my favorite shows. >> i was on it for seven. it existed for nine. >> jimmy: yeah. you were on it for the golden years, as they call them. did you watch the finale with your cast mates? >> yeah, we had on thursday

night we had a big screening party in a theater. and -- but we watched the live broadcast on nbc. it was a little emotional. >> jimmy: who shed the most tears of everyone? >> not me. >> jimmy: not you? you did not cry? >> i sobbed. i did. i sobbed. but it was funny because i was in the front row, during commercial breaks i would turn around to chat with people. and ellie was sitting behind me who i adore. and every time i turned around she had water works. god bless her. >> jimmy: when someone else is crying really hard it makes it easier for you not to. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's something about that. i heard you will be a doctor coming up in a few weeks. >> yeah. >> jimmy: welcome on behalf of doctors to our world. >> how does that work? how do we get that? >> jimmy: i don't know. i really don't. my grade point average was 2.368 when i dropped out. >> that's -- that's worthy.

>> jimmy: where are you getting yours? from where? >> i'm giving a commencement speech in knox college i >> jimmy: i got a university, mine was from a university. >> oh. well. >> jimmy: just pointing out. >> mine is for -- mine's an actual medical degree. >> jimmy: it is, really? >> i'm going to be doing recreational thoracic surgery. >> jimmy: that's where you went? knox college? >> i went to overland college in ohio. >> jimmy: i have a picture. you were nice enough to send -- i'm not sure why you did this. but you sent us a picture of your graduation day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that was -- >> jimmy: what do you remember about this? >> that was a different time. look at that young doctor.

what i love about that is my mom and i are identical in this photograph. we're wearing the same glasses and the exact same hairdo. >> jimmy: did you grow the goatee so your dad knew which one to sleep with? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there really is -- somehow you look younger now than when you were in college. how does that happen? >> i don't know. but what i see in that picture is right here, that day was -- shortly before that i was working on an art sculpture for a final project in the wood shop. those locks of beautiful blond hair flopped into a power drill and it zinged up and bopped me in the head and ripped out a chunk of hair that big. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you had a wood shop in college? >> sure. in the art department. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> so thankfully it grew back. >> jimmy: thankfully.

for sure. although this is a great look. make no mistake about it. so now you are done shooting the show which was every day. you would have to go to work. are you going to go away? do you have a plan to enjoy yourself? >> i'm going to go on a six-year cruise. that's -- yeah. >> jimmy: that sounds terrific. >> no. i have a lot of fun stuff in the works and i'm excited to take a little time to breathe and relax although i'm never safe. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> i'm accident prone in general. >> jimmy: in general accident-prone? bad things happen to you? >> i got hit in the head with a drill and i was just recently stuck in an elevator. >> jimmy: where? where were you stuck in an elevator? >> at the grove. >> jimmy: at the shopping center. the glass elevator there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> a glass elevator. >> jimmy: are you claustrophobic

at all? >> no. >> jimmy: i'm the opposite of that. >> i didn't know i was -- i didn't know i was claustrophobic until the doors wouldn't open in the elevator. >> jimmy: what happened? >> so i get in and the doors close. there's like a mom and her two kids and there's like a hipster with a moustache and a fedora, on his phone. it became clear instantly we're stuck and there's a glass elevator and lots of people walking by. and i was like, not dealing well. i was freaking out. >> jimmy: really? >> part of my, i got to be cool so these kids think i'm cool. and so this hipster thinks i'm cool. and so that the 500 people walking by aren't like, isn't that the guy from "the hangover" flop sweating in that elevator? >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah,i barely kept it together. >> jimmy: how long were you trapped in there? >> seven minutes. >> jimmy: really? >> seven minutes. and the guy -- i kept my

composure but the hipster is like, oh, i'm so tweeting this. and i was like, we are eating you first! that is not -- that's not cool. >> jimmy: who freed you from the elevator? >> a technician guy showed up. because, you know, we called the little box. he starts -- his method for rescuing us was literally just trying to open the doors. it's like, we tried that! come on! so he's just like -- he's like, are you guys okay in there? yeah, we're fine. i'm like, no! not fine at all! but he finally hit the lever up there, the doors open. and i went home and cried. >> jimmy: it's crazy. why were you at the grove? >> i needed a charger for my iphone. >> jimmy: that would be a great thing to put in your obituary.

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okay i'm here. now what? >> pull the cover off so you can see the wires. >> okay. done. >> okay.

on three cut the gray wire. one, two -- >> wait, wait. i don't have a gray wire. i have red, green, and yellow. >> that's weird. i have light gray, medium gray and dark gray. >> you do? >> my bad. i'm color blind. >> jimmy: that is "the hangover part 3." ed helms. very funny. i got to see an advanced copy of the movie. because i'm a doctor. that's one of the perks that we get. >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: you're going bright to the premiere party right after this, right? >> yes, the premiere is in like -- i got to go. it is tonight. >> jimmy: what goes on at the premiere? because it's "the hangover" do people go crazy based on the nature of the film itself? does everyone get drunk and go nuts? >> we are going to burn down a good section of hollywood, yeah. >> jimmy: good.

let's see. actually, you know, the first "hangover," nobody knew who we were, nobody knew it was going to be a big movie. >> jimmy: right. >> so we just had a little pool party at the roosevelt hotel. and the second "hangover," it was so -- the party was so big that they had, like, sets from the movie and all this stuff. and for some reason there were only two port-a-pottys at the whole party. >> jimmy: great. >> i remember standing in this huge line with p. diddy and heather graham and thinking how did they not plan this better? >> jimmy: oh, boy. you don't make p. diddy stand in like for a port apotty. >> i was like, please today. >> jimmy: he's got the "p" right there in his name. >> right. we'll see what happens tonight. >> jimmy: have fun. the movie is funny. thank you for being here.

ed helms, everyone. "the hangover part 3" opens in theaters tonight. we'll be right back with jewel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about charmin bath tissue. >> hold on, jimmy, i got this, i'm an expert. >> jimmy: i didn't know that, go right ahead. >> this is my new book. i will read it to you. it goes everyone goes numero dos. okay? >> jimmy: okay. >> let me read to it you. >> jimmy: please go. >> guillermo goes numero dos. that's me right there. >> jimmy: you drew this yourself? you did a really nice job. >> thank you. my chihuahua goes numero dos. >> jimmy: interesting. >> even mr. jimmy kimmel goes numero dos. right there. >> jimmy: flattering likeness that is. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: thank you.

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. our next guest is a very talented singer, turns out she's also a very talented actress. she plays june carter cash in "ring of fire" which airs may 27th on lifetime. please welcome jewel. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you waste no time getting out here. i like that. >> i trotted. >> jimmy: you rushed right out. last time you were here you were pregnant. >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: i assume you had the baby. >> i did. he is wonderful, thank you. he is almost two years old and we are potty training on the tour bus which is eventful. ? >> jimmy: i bet, yeah. potty training on the tour bus. bus the band get bummed out? >> it's just me and my guitar on the tour. so it's just me and the baby. >> jimmy: does the guitar get bummed out? >> it used to be rock 'n' roll, heroin and prostitutes and now it's rubber duckies and diapers. it's how i roll, people. >> jimmy: how does it happen that your family, for those that don't know, your family up in alaska, they have their own reality show? >> it was a complete -- alaska's hot topic and discovery was looking for characters and my brother texted me and said, i'm about to sign a tv contract. i was like what are you talking

about? he doesn't have a tv. the town where i'm from doesn't even have television available. i was shocked and i did some calls. the producers got it calmly. how do hillbillies suddenly have representation? >> jimmy: it is strange. how is it possible? >> they didn't know it was my family at all. >> jimmy: they didn't? >> they had no clue. nobody knows my last name. it was a complete accident. they stumbled on these people that live off the land. it's neat. i'm proud of the show. i was raised living off the land. my family were pioneers. we only ate what we could kill or can. >> jimmy: they are still doing that up there? >> yeah. and my family lives that way. on this show it is stranger than what they capture on camera. but they hunt and live off the land. >> jimmy: are you involved, are you on the show ever? >> no, a lot of people don't know they're related to me. it's my dad and uncle and brother and cousin. >> jimmy: do they visit you? >> when i was 19, i got a big

break. i was dorothy in "the wizard of oz". it was an all-star cast. >> jimmy: where? >> in the lincoln center in new york city. and my dad came down. i don't know if anyone was raised on a ranch he had his town hat on and his creased jeans and you might be a redneck if you consider road kill an accessory. >> jimmy: what was he wearing? >> my dad makes jewelry out of animal parts. not like tails and legs. it's classy. like bear claws and wolf teeth and bird bones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the joan rivers collection. >> yeah. nothing tacky. polished nicely. so my dad comes to new york wearing his largest, shiniest, sharpest, animal carcass necklace, and there is an after party. and somebody comes up to my dad and said, you should be proud of your daughter, she did a great job tonight. it was one of those moments where the room got quiet at the same time at the wrong time. >> jimmy: waiting to hear his response?

>> and jackson brown turned to hear what my dad would say and roger daltrey from the who turned to hear what my dad would say. natalie cole turned to hear what my dad would say. and he goes, yep. put my best sperm into that one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. okay. all right. >> he meant it in a nice way, like i can't take credit for her. but he said it in this colorful way. >> jimmy: up there alone with the animals and he doesn't know how things go there. >> it's called "alaska: the last frontier." >> jimmy: and they are all your relatives? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are playing june carter cash. reese witherspoon played her and won an oscar. >> i figure june's lucky. >> jimmy: was that intimidating? i have to follow that? >> it sets the bar high. especially, she was also so beloved and her fans know her so well. i had to hit a high mark. >> jimmy: you tweeted a

photograph of yourself. you don't look like you in this picture. >> yeah, i really wanted to transform. >> jimmy: what did you do here? obviously the hair is a different color. >> the blue contacts and prosthetic dentures. straight teeth for the first time in my life. >> jimmy: did you like having the fake teeth? >> i was given the best tables in restaurants. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no, no. >> jimmy: your tooth has been holding you back? >> i suddenly was like, this is the power. >> jimmy: you never should get your tooth fixed, right? >> i don't feel one way or another about it. i'm too lazy to get braces but it caused a fire storm on the internet. people were very angry. >> jimmy: your fans were upset. i think i would be upset. it would be a betrayal of some kind. >> really? >> jimmy: yes. >> that is funny. >> jimmy: maybe if your dad made a necklace out of it. it would be a different story. >> it's in my will. yeah. >> jimmy: did you enjoy this experience? >> i kind of got the bug. i really enjoy -- it was a great script, really difficult. it's a grittier story about

june's life from age 6 to age 72. it was really rough playing a 6-year-old. i'm kidding. i started at age 20 to age 72. it was really a great role to be given. and a difficult challenge for somebody like me who's not primarily an actress. >> jimmy: have you met her? >> i opened for her at royal albert hall. >> jimmy: when was that? >> in '99. i said you smell so nice and she said would you like my perfume and she dug through her purse and wouldn't let me leave without taking it. >> jimmy: did you save the bottle? >> i did. >> jimmy: did you douse yourself in it? >> it was like magic fairy perfume. it was the key. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're going to sing for us tonight. you're going to sing -- you have to sing. it's the title of the -- "ring of fire." >> she wrote that song. a lot of people don't realize it. she was a co-writer on it.

it was about her falling in love to johnny when she was married to her second husband. she was a god fearing woman who feared redemption. >> jimmy: take a look at jewel acting in "ring of fire." it airs memorial day, may 27th at 9:00 on lifetime. we'll hear "ring of fire" when we come back with jewel. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: her lifetime movie "ring of fire" airs may 27th. here with the song of the same name, jewel. ♪ ♪ love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a ♪ ♪ ring of fire i fell into a burning ring of fire i went down, down, down ♪

♪ and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns this ring of fire this ring of fire ♪ ♪ the taste of love is sweet when hearts like ours meet i fell for you like a child oh but the fire went wild ♪ ♪ i fell into a burning ring of fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher ♪ ♪ and it burns burns, burns this ring of fire this ring of fire ♪