>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- director j.j. abrams, jason and jarron collins, and music from huey lewis and the news with cleto and the cletones. and now, as always, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to hollywood. i was hoping you would and you did.

i was in new york last night for the whole weekend. here's the thing about new york. here in l.a., people do a lot of texting and driving. it's mostly women. i haven't done a full scientific study but it seems women are more involved with their phones than men are. but in new york, people do something that i think is worse than texting and driving. they text and walk. they have their heads down and they just move forward. doesn't matter who's in the path, they just go. you have to dodge them like a bull fighter. they'll go right out in traffic. it's nuts. i'm working on a plan, though, to stop it. i had my research and development team building me a . er -- nerf car, building an entire car made out of the same material they make nerf basketballs out of. it's going to be yellow so it looks like a cab. when i see someone walking and texting, i'm going to bump them. give them a little hint of

death. maybe it will stop them, maybe it won't, but the important thing is i will have a car made out of nerf. why not make all cars out of nerf? no ding, right? only problem is if they go in the pool. while i was gone there was a bear on the loose here. a black bear was sighted not too far away from us. it was eventually tranquilized and moved to the los angeles national forest but not before this happened. look at this. >> there's people in this backyard, just south of the bear. and there's the bear. so one property away. this is going to be very scary for those people if that bear continues over that fence. it looks like he indeed is going. let's go around the other house. and here's the people. look at the reaction, they are out of here. they are running for their lives into the house. here's another person. he is out of here. >> jimmy: oh, my god, there's a bear. i better run, but i definitely won't want to spill my drink. [ applause ]

people love mimosas, i guess. you're here on a good night tonight. the future director of "star trek into darkness" and of star wars episode 7" j.j. abrams is here. and we are going to chat with two interesting guys. jason collins and his twin brother jarron. jason collins, as you may have read, is the first player in the history of the nba to openly admit that he is jewish. oh, gay. he's gay, i'm sorry. but i have a lot of questions for him. our musical guests tonight, my personal all time favorite band, huey lewis and the news are here. the 30th anniversary of their album. it seems like only five years ago we were celebrating the 25th anniversary. i invited myself to play bass

clarinet with huey and the boys. we had a brief rehearsal and they gave me a solo on "i want a new drug" and trust me when i tell you that it is going to be a disaster. i've been practicing in my office. [ applause ] >> i think the problem is, correct me if i am wrong, is that i'm not at all good at playing. o.j. simpson is back in court. do you remember o.j. from the "naked gun" movies? o.j. took the witness stand. he's serving 9 to 33 years on armed robbery, assault and kidnapping charges. he's trying to get a new trial. he claimed that his lawyer at the time told him it would be legal to use force to get some of his memorabilia back, which it wasn't. he said gallanter failed to inform him about a possible plea bargain. as of right now, o.j. won't be eligible for parole until 2017 and who knows if we'll have even have "dancing with the stars" by then. the most notable thing to come

out of the trial is that o.j. has put on a lot of weight in prison. i think he found the real killers and ate them. he's hoping that if he's granted a retrial, they'll let him serve the remainder of his sentence under house arrest. waffle house arrest. they broadcast the proceedings live today. there's a lot of coverage. oh, look at that. really, what i'm saying is he's gotten very fat. the o.j. hearings are back. i'll say this, no one's doing a better job covering them than the folks at "inside edition." they're nailing all the most important aspects of this case. >> during monday's hearing, simpson could be heard talking about how much he could get for his prison uniform. that's right.

he's saying this outfit i've got on, somebody may pay $1,000 for it. >> jimmy: oh, is that what he's saying? thank you for repeating what o.j. said and then what you said and what was written on the screen. his bid for a new trial is being opposed by las vegas prosecutors. just check out 27-year-old lawyer lea beverly's manicured nails. they're multicolored. every one has a different pattern. >> jimmy: by some estimates that number could be as high as ten. and one more nugget of information. >> simpson had to be helped to his feet when he left the courtroom during a break in the hearing, his hands shackled to his side. he winced and said ow as he shuffled away. >> you're right, he did. is that news or is that an episode of "blues clues"? [ applause ].

>> as you may have heard, president obama is having a rough week. he's currently being questioned on the benghazi attack, the irs targeting conservative groups and the department of justice seizy phone records from people of the ap press. some say obama could go down as the worst black president in 100 years. he has a lot the answer for. you know it is serious because the huffington post only had three links to miley cyrus side boob pictures today. a lot of people are very upset about this stuff. i always wonder how much information they actually have. so to simplify things, we combined every obama related scandal into one an threw a couple of other things in there, too. we went out on to hollywood boulevard today and asked a couple questions. do you support president obama's decision to direct the irs to send the department of justice to benghazi to spy on solyndra. now -- the solar energy company. the question makes absolutely no sense at all. but that didn't stop people from

weighing in on the confusing question of the day. >> do you support president obama's decision to direct the irs to send the department of justice to benghazi to spy on solyndra? >> i don't. because i think the government is already spending too much money on programs that need to be cut. and i think the benghazi situation, they're trying to do a cover-up with it. >> what he said. >> do you support president obama's decision to direct the irs to send the department of justice to benghazi to spy on solyndra? >> no, i don't support that at all. i mean, the irs -- we pay the irs to work for us as the people of the united states. and they should stay in the united states. >> how do you think president obama's involvement in the benghazi scandal has affected jason collins' decision to come out of the closet only weeks before dr. joyce brothers passed

away during the "american idol" finale? >> well, on that situation, i believe he should have waited. i didn't believe he should have come out so early and spoke on that so soon, due to the fact that he passed away. but i just say that he did it for a reason. i guess the colleges, i'm not sure of. >> do you think we should invade solyndra? >> only if they are involved in the benzai attack. >> what does irs stand for? >> international -- no. internal revenue something. >> what does the irs stand for? >> inner attack revenue. >> what does the irs stand for. >> i don't know what the irs stands for. i know my mom told me because she's old school. she tell me some dude named irs that was a wrestler or something like that. became some type of a dude. something like that. other than that, i don't under the meaning of it. >> do you think eric holder should resign? >> probably.

>> who is eric holder? >> not really sure. >> do you think that eric holder should have to resign? >> eric holder, i don't know who he is. i can't tell you. he can hold me. >> last question, are you smoking a joint right now? >> yeah. well, i was. it went out because i dropped it. >> that explains some of it. another wednesday on hollywood boulevard. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we played an extremely elaborate prank on my aunt chippy. and spoiler alert, she fell for it again. plus j.j. abrams, jason and jarron collins and music from huey lewis and the news. be right back. ♪ [ male announcer ] ever wonder why no other mouthwash feels like listerine®? because no other mouthwash works like listerine®.

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>> if you watch our show with any kind of regularity, you're probably familiar with my aunt chippy. my aunt chippy lives in las vegas. she doesn't live here. when she comes out to tape for us, we put her in a nice hotel. she always complains about it. she comet -- comes tight mile office and complains. so i decided to give her some actual reasons to complain. for whatever reason, she refuses to leave her credit card for incidentals at the hotel. she doesn't trust them or something. my cousin, sal, and our director set up catch and hired a fake front desk clerk and set up a few other surprises too. and this is how that all played out. >> okay, town car arriving. let's roll, everybody. chippy is here. bring her in. >> welcome to hollywood hotel. may i help you? >> give me a room. >> okay.

>> p-o-t-e-n-g-a. >> p-o-t -- and can i set you up with a wake-up call? >> yeah. make it 7:00. >> we have only 5:15 and 5:45 available. >> looks like we only have 5:15 or 5:45 available. >> i have to wake up when you tell me to wake up? >> unfortunately, the computer system, there's one time per customer. >> i don't want to wake up at 5:00 in the morning. >> i could put you on the waiting list for 7:00. >> no bother. i'll get up myself. don't bother. >> credit card for incidentals. >> no, i don't give credit card.

better check -- >> it's very bad. >> are you taking a picture of me? >> i'm not taking a picture. >> no pictures. it's a policy. >> give me my card back. i'm going to tell you this. i don't give out my credit card, okay? you keep telling me, this is a problem. waking up at 7:00 is a problem. everything seems to have been a problem. even giving you my name was a problem. >> you seem very annoyed so we're going to let you have your way everything, everything. >> i don't want my way, i just want to come in, i want to take a shower and go to bed. >> you feel uncivilized, though, a little bit? >> where are you from? >> me? i am from france. >> from where? >> france. >> maybe they should only send

the people from france over to see you. >> this is true. my people come here, they understand me better. >> yeah, i understand people from brooklyn better. >> i want to go there sometime. >> they'll kill you. ain't going to make it through, i'll tell you. >> that is fnyhat i am going to die in brooklyn. that is funny. you are so funny. i'm going to get you your room now. 1706. >> 1706. okay? you make a right and go to the elevator and the 17th floor. you're very welcome. you have a great night, too. >> there's somebody in there laying on the floor naked.

>> are you the lady ball girl? >> no. i'm not the lady ball girl. this is supposed to be my room. >> we called the minibar. >> i don't know what the heck you're saying, but could you get your -- from in front of my face? >> we called to get the minibar refilled. it's empty. >> this can't be happening. >> can i help you. >> i don't know whether you're jerking my chain or what the hell is going on. there's a guy laying on his underwear in this room. >> what? >> he's in his underwear laying on the floor. there's no furniture in the room. >> there's no -- >> and he's waiting for the bar girl. >> it's my fault. because sometimes when i -- i give you the wrong room because i can't concentrate. you know when you have to go and you don't go like a little, like a poop. a little poop.

and then when you went, i went and did it. and now i can concentrate. now i feel wonderful and i can concentrate. >> i don't want to hear all this [ bleep ] and seeing the guy in his underwear which is not a i want to find a room where i can take a shower and go to bed. you understand that? does anybody understand that? >> i'm going to take you personally take you to the room personally. we will go into the room together to make sure you get to the room, okay? >> you're going to make sure? okay. >> oh, do you have the key? i got nothing. i got nothing. you got it all. >> i don't have the right key. >> i don't have the right key. >> how could you not have the right key? give me that. i did it and it opened. >> are you the minibar girl?

>> you have to be freaking kidding me. what the hell kind of a room is this? >> hey, is it a party? >> you crazy bastard. you and your cousin what? this is your idea? driving me crazy. what's the matter with you. >> you have a wake up call at 5:15. >> to think i used to love you so much, what the hell is this? >> come on, let's party. what's the matter with you? >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from huey lewis and the news. we'll be right back with j.j. abrams. don't go anywhere. ♪

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program, the first openly gay athlete in a major american team sport. jason collins is here with his twin brother, jarron. and then, the 30th anniversary

edition of their enormously popular album, "sports," came out yesterday. huey lewis and the news from the sony stage. they'll also be joined by one of america's great bass clarinet players -- me. you can see huey and the news all summer long on the "sports" 30th anniversary tour. tomorrow night, the captain of the "uss enterprise," chris pine, will be here. and adam levine's music from bad rabbit. sorry, ladies. nothing cheers our guests up tonight more than hearing ah. our first guest is one of the most creative men in america. he is a producer, screenwriter and director who brought us smoke monsters, romulans, vulcans, felicities and soon will bring us wookies and huts. his excellent new movie, "star trek into darkness," opens in 3d tomorrow.

>> we got to to jump! >> what? >> jump, jump! >> emergency power is at 15% and dropping. >> hold on! >> i can't! >> jimmy: star trek opens in 3-d tomorrow. please welcome j.j. abrams! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> how are you? >> well, how are you? >> well, at least we wore different ties. >> how's it going? >> you look great! >> thank you. you did a fantastic job. >> thank you so much. >> it's excellent. i saw it. i love it it. you love ""star trek"." you grew up in show business, right? >> my father was a tv producer and he has an office in paramount. >> nice. >> he was amazing. i was like 12, 13, had days off, i wander around, sneak on there like making shows like happy days, laverne and shirley, mork and mindy. i would sit in the bleachers alone while they were rehearsing. everyone would be wearing their civilian clothes. robin williams was literally like, he was swearing like a sailor. he would say things, as a kid, i was like, oh, my god, mork is

swearing. he was so funny and brilliant, but it was weird. >> jimmy: that's jarring. but that's probably the most wholesome thing that robin williams was doing in the '70s. >> that may be true. >> jimmy: did you talk to them? >> no, no, i was a kid. every once in a while they would glance at this sad little kid in the bleachers and go back to work. >> jimmy: that's where they shot ""star trek"," the original television series. >> they did and the weird thing was when we did the first film in 2009 we met with chatter in and nemoy separately. they wouldn't meet together. that's not true. it was great. we met with them basically to get their blessing and what do you want me to do? i asked them at the end of star trek, it would say desilu productions. which was lucille ball's company. i thought what did lucy have to do with "star trek"? it seemed like different worlds all together. >> jimmy: what did lucy have to do with star trek?

>> they told this story, first of all, they were apparently cheap when they were doing a show. at 6:00, no matter what they were in the middle of, the lights would go out. they would turn the power off. they couldn't work any further because they didn't want them getting overtime. one day, mr. shatner and mr. nimoy were sitting in costume, at the commissary which alone is spectacular. >> jimmy: eating salad. >> yes. and lucille ball came up to them and sat down and basically said i'm sorry that things are so tight. and she talked to them in this very responsible way as a producer. and i just thought, a photograph of kirk, spock and lucy would be the greatest thing ever. >> jimmy: is dezi arnez involved in your version of "star trek" now? >> not that i know of. >> i didn't know if you were forced to do some candy conveyer belt scene or something like that.

now, i know you're here promoting "star trek." i know that that is your focus right now. but of course people are asking about "star wars" where are you on that? >> it's the very early days. >> are you writing it right now? >> we're working on a story. we just don't want to screw it up. we're trying to figure it out right now. >> jimmy: and how does that process work trying to figure it out? does that come from you? >> i'm working with a great writer and wonderful writers and producers. >> can you tell us what you've done so far? anything that you can say? >> we're sort of having a little writer's block trying to figure out it. but we'll get through it. >> jimmy: i hope you're open to this, but some members of the audience have ideas. they're fans of yours and fans of "star wars." i was wondering if you would be willing to hear them. >> maybe. >> you don't have to use any of this stuff.

here we go. gentlemen. >> do you know luke skywalker? >> yeah. >> you should have a part in the movie where he use as light sabre to fight people, that would be really cool. >> i'll think about that. >> princess leia and chewbacca should totally do it. it's what the fans want to see. >> i'm not sure that's the kind of -- >> jimmy: you may not be sure, but that's what the fans do want to see. do we have another idea? yes. this guy right here, yes. >> hi. i just want to say i agree with that guy. leia and chewy need to do it. >> jimmy: looks like they had a baby together already.

>> there's a lot of enthusiasm about this particular plot point. >> this isn't helping. >> it's important to listen to the hard-core fans. do we have somebody else? yes? >> well, i've got an idea. >> jimmy: what is the idea? >> i've got an idea. the next "star wars," nothing but lando. two hours of lando and beautiful ladies making love, sweet love in the galaxy. >> oh. i like that.

>> is that it? >> of course. what else do you need? >> jimmy: he makes a good point. what else do you need? you don't need anything else. we have time for one more. that gentleman right there. [ applause ] >> mr. abrams, how are you? you know, hans solo and lando? captain kirk. no rules, you know? road trip of a lifetime. >> that actually sounds pretty great. >> yes, it is.

because i wrote it. but i agree with those weird people that leia and chewy should do it. they should do it. i made some sketches here. >> that's hot stuff. hot stuff. this is box office. box office. right here! >> jimmy: j.j. abrams, "star trek into darkness" opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be right back. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. [ dad ] ah! lily...

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>> jimmy: our next guests together are nearly 14 feet tall. they are identical twins, alike in almost every way. please welcome basketball brothers jason and jarron collins. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> all right. hold on. which one of you is gay?

>> that's the question. >> jimmy: it's been quite a few weeks for both of you, hasn't it? >> a little notoriety. >> stealing the headlines as usual. >> jimmy: do you think you're the tallest gay person in the world? >> i was thinking about that. i'm expecting a call. i'm missing that call. >> jimmy: you might as well get it all in at once. the first question i have for you is jarron, you did not know your brother was gay for -- well, most of his life. you're identical friends. >> yeah. >> you don't pay attention at all? do you? >> i missed red flags and everything. you know, there's a situation where my wife and i kept trying to set him up on dates and we -- he would come up with the weirdest excuses. oh, she talked about her dogs too much. >> jimmy: terrible excuse, by the way. >> every excuse in the book. this one is too tall, this one is too short. >> missed the red flags. >> jimmy: why didn't you want to tell your brother?

>> he's my best friend. and anytime you come out to someone, you always have the apprehension that they're going to reject you, even though i knew that wasn't going to be the case. >> it could potentially be devastating to you if your brother doesn't accept you. >> of course. but that obviously wasn't the case. >> come on. he's my twin brother. of course i was going to be supportive of him all the time. >> jimmy: of course. that's in your head but not necessarily his head. how did you break the news? >> i came over to his house and told him. we don't have a serious tone to our conversations. and i was like jarron, i need to talk to you about something serious. >> he put the base in the voice. okay, he's got something serious, what does he want. he was very direct about it. he said jarron, i'm gay. and i heard it but i didn't quite register it and i went about asking some of the dumb est questions you could possibly ask. >> yeah, like, are you sure?

>> followed by since when? which is just classic, stupid. >> jimmy: yeah, wow, wow. but then you must have been greatly relieved to tell your brother. >> yeah, he was extremely supportive. told me he loved me and had my back. later that day, i told his wife and she was awesome as well. it's been incredible. >> in a way, do you wish you had done this a long time ago now? >> i wasn't ready. i wasn't to that point. when we had the lockout, that's when i really focused on the rest of my life and started thinking about, you know, i'm not just a basketball player. you know, everything happens in its own time. >> and you're still a basketball player. you're not retired. >> yeah, i want to keep on playing. i'm going to be a free agent come july 1. i'm looking forward to joining with an nba team.

>> the response you've gotten, unless you tell me differently has been very, very positive? >> yes, overwhelming. my teammate, coaches, nba family. >> let me put this in perspective via twitter. my brother went from 3,000 followers to up over 100,000 followers in one hour. >> jimmy: very popular. >> twitter increase. >> jimmy: this is like the best gay match.com ad ever. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: are guys calling you now? >> the funniest thing happened to jarron at the airport the other day. >> i was literally at the urinal in the restroom. i'm here. nobody wants to have a conversation at the urinal. >> right. >> i look over and someone turned to me and says, jason? i said, no.

i don't know what would happen to the conversation if it was jason. >> how you doing? >> have you seen the jackie robinson movie "42." >> yes. >> did you see that before you made this announcement or afterwards? >> i saw it before i made the announcement. >> i have to say, when i was watching that movie and you're thinking well, these people are so backwards and that mentality. it did occur to me oh, well, it's still like this in a lot of ways for homosexuals in men sports. not so much in women's sport, but i think in men's sports that is the case. you haven't been in a situation yet where you're traveling with the team an you're playing. what you're anticipating? are you ready for anything? >> nba locker room, it's like a family. just like with all families, we're there to support each other and focus on winning basketball games.

>> when the first joke is made and jason laughs at it, the ice is broken and you move forward. >> so you will embrace that and look forward to it? >> i love to joke around and crack jokes. >> you could do a lot of great stuff. >> oh, yeah. i've got material waiting. >> we're going to start in the shower and work from there. >> oh, this is going to be fantastic. i'm going to be with you on this thing. we are going to handle this together. well, i know -- since you are identical twins and, you know, this -- you know, it's a little odd, i think, this situation that you're in, i have a gift for jarron actually. >> i'm the straight one? >> jimmy: there you go. that's for you to wear. >> it will save me a lot of time.

it's great to have you both here. congratulations. jason and jarron collins, everybody. we'll be right back with huey lewis and the news. jarron collins, everybody. we'll be right back with huey lewis and the news. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. ♪ ♪

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> i am clarinet in hand. as ready as i'm ever going to get. here now to celebrate the 30th anniversary of their enormously successful album, "sports," the song is called "i want a new drug." please welcome huey lewis and the news. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ i want a new drug one that won't make me sick ♪ ♪ one that won't make me crash my car or make me feel three feet thick ♪ ♪ i want a new drug one that won't hurt my head ♪ ♪ one that won't make my mouth too dry or make my eyes too red ♪ ♪ one that won't make me nervous wondering what to do ♪ ♪ one that makes me feel like i feel when i'm with you when i'm alone with you ♪ ♪ i want a new drug one that won't spill one that don't cost too much or come in a pill ♪

♪ i want a new drug one that won't go away ♪ ♪ one that won't keep me up all night one that won't make me sleep all day ♪ ♪ one that won't make me nervous wondering what to do, one that makes me feel like when i'm alone with you -- i'm alone with you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i want a new drug one that won't make me feel too fat one that won't make me feel too good. ♪ ♪ one that won't make talk too much or make me face freak out ♪ ♪ one that won't make me nervous

wondering what to do ♪ ♪ one that makes me feel when i'm alone with you ♪ ♪ i'm alone with you ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]