>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, rod stewart and edie falco with cleto and the cletones, and now, don't change a thing, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. can you feel it? you know what that is? we're feeling it. that's love we're feeling in the air right now. it has nothing to do with anyone

in this room. yesterday in mcintire, georgia, honey boo-boo's mom and dad sugar bear and mama june finally tied the knot. that's right. is that beautiful? mama june and sugar bear met in an online ch rrs ago and they made love so sweet it gave us a honey boo-boo. and now at long last they've been joined in holy matrimony. i'll be honest when sugar bear and and june cut the macaroni cheesecake, i cried like a baby. the bride wore this from the ted nugent collection. this is why the groom isn't allowed to see the bride before the wedding. sugar bear wore camouflage pants and an orange vest. it was a match made in a wal-mart dumpster. and 10 there was their little flower girl honey boo-boo herself.

who wore what looks like a flamingo and a tea cosy mated at lady gaga's house. congratulations to sugar bear and mama june. if you'd like to send them a gift they're registered at 7-eleven and the hometown buffet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. you know what, i wonder if they'll go on a honeymoon-moon. speaking of celebrations, i hope you had a safe and sane cinco de mayo. the mexican holiday that celebrates white people getting half off tequila shooters at tgifridays. big deal here in ojai. guillermo, did you celebrate -- what is this? where is guillermo. excuse me for one second. you know, happens every year. oh. great.

>> and the little frog say to the ladybug, i love you. >> jimmy: guillermo, what are you doing? >> i'm reading to the kids. every monday i volunteer. what did you think i was doing? >> nothing. i was just coming to check on you. >> you thought i was too hung over to come to work? you thought i was drinking? >> jimmy: yeah, actually, i did think that, sorry. >> that's presumptuous. when you presume, you make an ass out of you and out of me. >> jimmy: no, not really, but i guess it doesn't matter. i just -- i'm -- guillermo, i'm sorry. >> get out of here go back to work. >> jimmy: i apologize kids. i didn't know it was a volunteer thing. >> it's okay. >> jimmy: i'll see you back outside later. >> what a sucker! fiesta! whoo, yeah! >> shots, shots, shots, shots,

shots! >> whoo-hoo! happy cinco de mayo! whoo-hoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so -- i guess you really can't judge a book by its preexisting drinking habits. [ laughter ] while we're on the subject of drinking, this is the story of a young beer thief who is in cahoots with maybe the most adorable accomplice in the history of crime. >> john jacobson who's 20 is accused of stealing a case of beer that had just been unloaded from a truck. he was later taken into custody but he was not alone. deputies found a pet mouse in jacobson's backpack and had to call his dad to pick it up. >> um -- i don't know why the mouse was with him.

>> jimmy: the mouse doesn't know either. dad, me and mr. cheesy are in trouble again. how does the news know to show -- a profitable weekend at the box office for "iron man 3." they made $175 million in the united states and $680 million worldwide. the second biggest opening all time behind "the avengers" which proves something i have known for a long time. we are all nerds now. all of us. "iron man 3" has made twice as much as the entire run of "iron man 2." in fact, it made so much money, they decided not to show it anymore. they said, you know, we made enough, that's it. i saw "iron man 3," i liked it a lot, i thought it was great. the only thing i didn't understand when i saw it. i don't think i'm ruining it. iron man was in a lot of trouble and the world was in a lot of trouble but the avengers, nowhere to be found. what happened? did he lose their phone numbers?

they unfriend him on facebook? where were the avengers? seems like if the president is being held hostage, maybe bring the guy with the hammer that shoots lightning bolts. all right, i don't know if you know this. saturday was freedomic book day. and also star wars day. apparently there's a star wars -- i don't know why they would schedule these on the same day. but they did. and coast city comics in portland, maine, was hosting a celebration of the double holiday. two fans, one dressed as a storm trooper and one dressed as a ghost buster were attacked by this guy, a 6'4", 300 pound man. his name is adam barnes. for some reason, he threw the storm trooper to the ground and he punched the ghost buster in the face. this happened -- during happier times. before the attack. why would anyone want to punch those two? the bully was allegedly drunk

and the police had to take him down with a stun gun. he was charged with disorderly conduct, two counts of assault and five counts of threatening police officers. that's a shame. you know what? when nerds are outside a comic bookstore, leave them alone. that is their green zone. if they can't be safe there how can any of us ever be safe anywhere. justin bieber had another weird weekend. saturday, the enews twitter account and text message alert system posted this headline, exclusive, justin bieber to e-online, i'm a gay. this is followed by this tweet. exclusive, selena gomez telled e, fully supporting justin in his coming out. apparently someone got hold of the password for the e-news account and decided to have a little bit of fun. this is what happens when you let ryan seacrest drink skinny girl margaritas. he gets a little tipsy and goes a little nuts.

who even knew e had a text message alert system. if you sign up for the enews text message alert system you have some serious problems. you care that much about khloe kardashian hating her cankles you are of no use to any of us. i make it a policy to not get news from any network with an exclamation point in its name. e! apologized for confusion. they said the erroneous news alerts were a mistake, they do have a suspect but he's not been formally charged. hell hath no fury like a monkey scorned. meanwhile at his concert in dubai a male fan ran onstage and tried to either grab or hug or impregnate justin bieber, i'm not sure which. this is the video. the man runs onstage. he embraces justin and knocks the piano over and yet somehow, despite the attack, justin kept singing and the piano kept playing. that's how gifted a musician he

is. i don't know why he would even bother. justin was unharmed. it's impossible to capture justin bieber because he is a leprechaun. the man was detained and removed from the arena. he was not arrested which is probably good because that would be a tough one to explain to your cellmate. this is crazy. the owner of a dry cleaner business in roswell, georgia, he turned into a real life action hero when someone hit his wife's car in the parking lot and tried to get away. >> this is a video of a wild ride elton and his wife won't soon forget. two weeks ago, kim says the car's driver backed into his wife's suv outside their roswell dry clear. >> that's my car! >> when he tried to stop her, kim says she kept going. >> i jumped on the hood. >> jimmy: i can't call police.

i'm using my phone to get you on video! you got a rush hour moment. this is a strange thing. the pope formerly known as benedict xvi moved back into the vatican this weekend. he retired. he has been living in the papal summer home and is coming back to the vatican city. this is the pope equivalent of moving back in with your parents after losing your job. the move has created an interesting scenario. but for the first time ever, a current and former pope are living in the same place. i wonder if it's weird for pope francis to have the old pope living there. kind of like if george bush moved into sasha and malia's tree house. the old pope is german, very traditional, very formal. the new pope is argentinian and lives very, very humbly. they're from two extremely different worlds but they are trying to make the best of it.

>> in 2013, pope benedict left his papal residency. that request came from the vatican. with nowhere to go he turned to his old friend, pope francis. can two lifelong bachelors share an apartment without driving each other crazy? ♪ [ "the odd couple theme" ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: religious comedy. we need to take a break. when we come back from this break we are together going to witness chris christie killing a spider. is that good? i don't know. and rod stewart and edie falco are here too. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hello there, welcome back. rod stewart and edie falco are here with us. one will sing and the other will not. maybe they'll both sing, who knows, the night is very young. on saturday, the 139th running of the kentucky derby was saturday. they call the kentucky derby the most exciting two minutes in sports. it isn't. but they call it that. i think the most exciting two minutes in sports would be mike tyson fighting a hammer head shark. a horse named orb won the derby. which is -- it's a very simple name for a race horse. this is funny. someone at nbc had the bright idea to ask each jockey to announce the name of the horse

he's riding and the results were just wonderful. >> javier castellano, norman invasion. >> okay. guess he's not a world war ii buff. >> jose espinoza. >> if it wasn't written i don't think i would have any idea what he said. edgar prado makes a valiant attempt at the name charming kitten. >> edgar prado, charming kitty. >> jimmy: maybe you have a future in horse racing, guillermo. glad to see you back. >> my people. >> jimmy: in other sports news, the nba playoffs are in full swing. the oklahoma city thunder knocked the houston rockets out quickly. but before they did, we got this fun moment. this happened after game five. wrapping the game up. they got a surprise visit from

the son of deandre liggins in tonight's edition of "behind the news." >> going back to the locker room. it was a game time decision. he worked out the last couple of daze. he worked out earlier today. the decision was made he just could not go. it was better to let him rest up so he'll be ready for friday night. but he had time to visit with us after the game and give us his thoughts. >> when i do that, i get arrested. new jersey governor chris christie had a funny moment on friday. they're all funny but this moment was especially good. a group of school children was visiting his office and someone spotted a spider on his desk and this happened. >> you see the spider? where is it? look at that.

>> jimmy: wiped it on his chair and put it in his pocket. and you thought he was going to eat it, didn't you? unfortunately for the governor he now has a problem with peta, the animal rights group, not the mediterranean bread. got a very, very good relationship with that one. but i'm surprised. i didn't know peta covered insects too. i thought it was -- i guess they are animals but they put out a statement suggesting that the governor be more compassionate to even the smallest animals. listen, if you have eight legs and can't outrun chris christie you deserve to get smacked. no offense but -- an animal rights organization this guy eats 48 cows a year and this is what peta is upset with?

a spider is a spider. if you can, let it go but sometimes you have to kill it. i don't think it was wrong for governor christie to react like that. i do think the music video he made kind of rubs it in. ♪ the itsy bitsy spider was crawling on my desk ♪ ♪ all the kids noticed but i was not impressed ♪ ♪ down came my hand and killed the spider dead ♪ ♪ now get me a cake and a loaf of garlic bread ♪ >> and they did. really, no offense i wish him the best but i hope he never loses a pound. tonight on the show, edie falco is with us. and we'll be right back with the great rod stewart. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome. tonight on the program with music from the sony outdoor stage, rod stewart is with us. and an emmy award winning actress, from "nurse jackie" edie falco is with us. tomorrow night robert downey jr, simon pegg will be with us. we'll have music from goo goo dolls, tobey maguire, zoe saldana, and music from fitz and the tantrums and will.i.am but not together, separately. our first guest tonight sold more than 200 million records and made love to roughly three times that many women. two-time unduck tee into the rock and roll hall of fame. this is his first album of new material in almost 20 years. it comes out tomorrow. it's called "time" please welcome rod stewart. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: look at you. still dashing and debonair and all those things. >> trying. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> it's embarrassingly well. >> jimmy: why not, right? >> everything couldn't be better. >> jimmy: you live under a lucky star. >> stiff from my game of football yesterday but other than that, i'm in fine fettle. >> jimmy: last time you were here a couple of years ago your wife piny was about to have -- she's not still pregnant, she had the baby, right? >> we have a two-year-old son called aidan. he is gorgeous. he doesn't know what his dad does for a living. he has never seen me on stage. why is dad home all day? >> jimmy: it isn't work when they see you. >> it is work. >> jimmy: it is work. >> i'm telling you. it's hard work, mate.

>> jimmy: you know, sometimes when musicians are here their kids are on the side of the stage and they want to run out on stage because they see daddy or mommy singing and they don't understand that -- that that can't happen. they could get hit by fire or something. >> i don't mind. i don't make a habit of it. >> jimmy: you have so many kids. it would be like a fire hazard if you -- how many kids do you have? >> eight kids. >> jimmy: eight kids? [ cheers and applause ] like an nba player. >> each one of them has had their moment on stage. >> jimmy: they have? >> i don't make a habit of it. i bring them out and let the audience see them and that's it for five or six years. >> jimmy: do they like it? the kids? >> they love it. >> jimmy: what is the age range of your children? >> do you really want to know? >> jimmy: i really want to know. >> 2 to 50. >> jimmy: not two to 15.

two to five-oh? 50? >> moving on. >> jimmy: technically your kids could be their own grandparents. >> yeah, indeed. >> jimmy: or maybe not. that is quite a span. you have plenty of babysitters. >> and you? >> jimmy: i have two, 21 and 19. >> fantastic. troublesome age. >> jimmy: mine are pretty well-behaved. mine are not the spawn of rod stewart. >> how do you know they're well behaved? >> jimmy: as long as i don't know, they're well behaved. that's all i care about. >> that is true. very true. >> jimmy: one of your good friend is elton john. he had a concert the other night. i read that you were there at the concert. how did you guys meet? >> oh, geez, how did we meet? i can't remember, it's that long ago. but we've sort of been great friends and drifted apart, as it were. so the other night he was doing a concert for m.s. and he couldn't have been more

delightful. he was in the middle of his set and he said, i'm so pleased to be here supporting m.s. but i'm also so pleased because my old mate's here, i haven't seen him for so long and i love him, he's got a new album coming out, he couldn't have been more lovely, he's such a sweetheart. >> jimmy: how long ago did you meet? >> we have known each other for 40 years i imagine. >> jimmy: at one time you went on a safari together. this i know. >> it was really gay. it was so gay. it was wonderful. >> jimmy: in what way was it? [ laughter ] >> wait for it! we're in the middle of kenya and we used to dress up and eat outdoors. but what we did, but we dressed up in bow ties and jewelry every night for dinner. >> jimmy: on safari? >> on safari. and we'd go around and study droppings. we were calling each other poopologists. because we'd know by the pooh whether it was giraffe, elephant.

it was fun. >> jimmy: is this where he got the idea for the "circle of life" song? was he singing that? >> it could have been. >> jimmy: you have nicknames for each other? >> i'm sharon and she's phyllis. >> jimmy: sharon and phyllis. >> no i'm phyllis and she's sharon. >> jimmy: you forgot your nickname, not a good sign. and he's a competitive guy, right, elton john? are you competitive with each other? >> we were when we were younger. she used to -- i remember one time i was playing a show in london and i had a sign up called "blonds have more fun," which was an album i did. [ cheers and applause ] underneath he had a banner that said "but brunettes have more money." and then a huge soccer ball over the arena once and he got a marksman to go and shoot it down. it collapsed, fell into the court road. funny. >> jimmy: a spy versus spy type relationship. >> absolutely. we love each other to death.

>> jimmy: he only do things to you or you do things to him? >> i have done embarrassing things to him as well. do you want a to hear? >> jimmy: of course. >> this wasn't done on purpose. it was christmas 1970-something. i know what i'm going to buy elton. and i found this wonderful fridge where you press a button and a thing comes up with the champagne, frost and colorful, i paid 300 pounds for it. i thought it was a lot of money in the '70s. i gave it to him. and he gave me his present. his was a rembrandt. did i feel cheap or what? he genuinely is the most generous guy. >> jimmy: what was his reaction when he gave you the rembrandt and you returned something from the sharper image catalog? >> he was happy about it. we've joked about it. >> jimmy: who has the rembrandt now, you or one of the ex-wives? >> no, no, i keep my artwork, yes. >> jimmy: do you think he still has the crappy refrigerator?

>> it probably conked out months later. it was so cheap. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. rod stewart is with us. this is his first album in ime.". we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: edie falco is on the way. and look at this, rod stewart is here with us. he's got his first album of new material in almost 20 years. >> 20 years. >> jimmy: what took so long to write new material?

>> i had "the american songbook" and other albums. and i was lazy and lost faith in my own song writing. >> jimmy: did you really? >> i did. but now i'm got it back and i'm happy. >> jimmy: you got a great review in the "new york times" today. >> i did. they haven't said anything nice about me in 30 years. >> jimmy: do you care about getting a good or a bad review? >> of course you do. it's nice that the critics are liking you. i got by without critics liking me. it's nice when it all falls into place. >> jimmy: everybody loved your book. nothing but rave reviews for this book. it's called "rod" and you know, you and i don't have a whole lot in common. unfortunately for me. >> clothes sense we have. >> jimmy: yeah, we got that. even that, this was all handed to me by a man. but we do have something in common and that's a passion for a very specific type of cartooning. >> what could that be? >> jimmy: i like to draw penises

on things. >> oh, my man. >> jimmy: wow. you mind? thank you. [ cheers and applause ] wow. that's -- you might need a checkup. >> that's yours. you showed me -- >> jimmy: would you mind doing one more for me. this is my "view" mug. >> yeah? >> jimmy: just right there by joy or -- yeah. thank you. i will treasure that. what sorts of places besides this -- thank you. >> this is really childish. >> jimmy: yes, it is, i agree. i'm ashamed of myself but i couldn't be more delighted to have this right now. where are you inclined to draw these? >> i don't do it anymore. just kidding.

>> jimmy: so there's a chance i might outgrow this? >> absolutely. in the mid '80s the band would get each other's passports and draw penises on them. and i would say to the guys, if you get in trouble at passport control say, oh, my 6-year-old child did it. or turn it into a tree. >> jimmy: i used to do -- >> you used to do it? >> jimmy: not did i, i still do. cleto does it to my drawing pads all the time. i would go in my dad's legal pads and draw a huge one on it and then i would put it back in his briefcase and he'd be taking notes at work. >> brilliant. >> jimmy: and i have to say i was delighted last week to find on my notepads on my desk, my son had drawn a very graphic -- >> oh, wonderful. >> jimmy: hakuna matata as your friend elton would say. >> we are the penis brothers. >> jimmy: that would be quite a tour. thank you for being here.

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this color. but thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: everything all right? how you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you just finished up a play in new york? >> yesterday. >> jimmy: what was the play. yesterday? >> yes. it is called "the madrid." >> jimmy: are you glad it's done? or do you miss it already? >> i'm a little tired. so i don't mind that it's done. it was fun. >> jimmy: do you get bored saying the same lines over and over again? >> no. but this is a much more prolonged conversation. but yes. you do learn new ways to get excited about it. that's what i'm supposed to say. >> jimmy: do you find your mind wanders. >> you should only know the problems that get solved when i'm doing emotional scenes with somebody. >> jimmy: you are reciting -- whatever. your acting dialogue. and your head is thinking about other things? >> limited time. i've got this play to do and i have things to organize. so i do multitasking. >> jimmy: do you text during the play?

that sort of thing? >> they tell me in the beginning not to. there is an announcement. >> jimmy: that applies to the actors too, interesting. i didn't know that. you're a knicks fan. >> huge fan. >> jimmy: it looks like you have good seats seeing how there is no one in front of you. >> this is my son anderson. >> jimmy: your boyfriend is very young. >> have you seen that show, cougars? i'm kidding. they come out and shoot those t-shirts out of those guns. >> jimmy: the t-shirt cannons. >> they fly into the crowd. and my son wants to know when we can sit back there and we can get the t-shirts. i know. i should never have said that out loud. >> jimmy: you can save a lot of money. get those crumpled-up xl shirts. >> i can't buy him one. >> jimmy: do you worry about the fact that your son as a kid -- i thought about that. you get good seats. then, you know. >> they don't know it's not like this for a lot of other people. >> jimmy: with my parents we had

terrible seats to everything. >> we never went. this is a very big deal. >> jimmy: your seats were at home. that's how bad they were. >> in front of the television that we finally bought, yes. >> jimmy: not even in the same city. so it's like you wonder are they going to be disappointed the rest of their lives. >> my daughter was walking down the street, 4, 5 now but 4 at the time, with their best friend, they're holding hands. her friend turns to her, "where's your summer house?" a little nausea kind of goes through your body. >> jimmy: there's nothing you can do about it unless you wand to blindfold them and not take them anywhere. >> chances are they will have problems. regardless of how they are treated. >> jimmy: keep your fingers crossed. >> all you can do is hope. >> jimmy: speaking of problems. here you are racing on a motorcycle? >> it's an electric bicycle. the best thing i ever bought in my life. go home and plug it in. >> jimmy: and you drive this around new york city?

>> i do. and normally my son is behind me. >> jimmy: on his own? >> well, what do you mean? >> jimmy: there are three people -- is that legal? >> probably not. >> jimmy: i don't think this is legal. >> i won't be doing that anymore. >> jimmy: in a car you have to have them buckled into a big crazy car seat. >> as you can see i have a crazy belt tying all three of us together. if we go, we go as group. >> jimmy: you are strapped in there. like hostages. >> it goes fast, you're slow, in the helmet, in the bake lane. >> jimmy: how slow? >> 17 miles an hour. >> jimmy: that's not bad. >> it's not. it's the best thing i ever did. >> jimmy: that's the best thing you have ever done getting this thing. >> and i've done a lot. >> jimmy: do you have trouble with cabs and the traffic in new york? >> no, i've been living in new york a very long time. they have trouble with me. >> jimmy: i see. are you a road rage type of person? >> i'm a bit of a road rage person. >> jimmy: are you really? >> it's awful. it's like, you know, it's very bad, i have an issue with that.

>> jimmy: how scared must people i would imagine they would get, especially during "the sopranos." that's nice. because you get off and you're screaming at them like carmela, and you get hit and you're nurse jackie. >> either way i'm covered. >> jimmy: do you watch "the sopranos" on television ever? >> no. we did a lot of episodes and there are a good number of them i haven't seen ever. >> jimmy: you haven't seen them? >> no. >> jimmy: how is that possible that i have seen more episodes than you have? >> i don't have hbo. totally kidding. totally kidding. i work for showtime now. >> jimmy: you are loyal to your network. >> but when you're working and all the stuff happens it's weird to sit down and watch -- at a certain point you're watching yourself, does that scene work, i don't like the way it went. it's different. >> jimmy: what about "nurse

jackie," have you seen that? >> are you being a witds guy? i have seen that. i'm more intrinsically involved in that. i give feedback. >> jimmy: in progress but not sitting at home. >> no, i have other stuff to do. >> jimmy: and "nurse jackie" is sometimes comedy and not at all a comedy. where are we right now with the new season? >> it's getting more comic i think. i think things are lightening up a little bit. there are men in the picture. and you know how that can be like. >> jimmy: divorce on the show? >> yeah. yeah. but i think -- >> jimmy: that's fun. >> yeah. i think she's starting to -- >> jimmy: sobriety. >> it's hard and interesting and difficult. but she is entering the world again. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. thank you for coming. >> pleasure always. >> jimmy: be careful on your

electric bicycle. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's edie falco, everybody. "nurse jackie" on showtime. 9:00 sunday nights on show time. we'll be right back with rod stewart.

>> jimmy: this is his brand new album. it is called "time" here with the song "can't stop me now," rod stewart. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i stood up straight and sang for the record company man my enthusiasm ♪ ♪ filled the room i was young and i was keen with the devil in my stream as i hollered out ♪ ♪ an old blues tune we can't sign you son 'cause you don't fit in the mold ♪ ♪ with your hair and your nose and your clothes i said thank you ♪ ♪ gentlemen for this opportunity and moved on down the road and i remember ♪ ♪ i used to say they can't stop me now the world is waiting it's my turn to stand ♪ ♪ out in the crowd they can't stop me now the tide is turning

i'm gonna make you proud ♪ ♪ so proud so proud well it was rough and it was tough but i couldn't get enough ♪ ♪ of this rhythm and blues i craved i was singing in the pubs singing in the clubs ♪ ♪ then along came maggie may all the things were said to me and all the things i heard ♪ ♪ i had a point to prove oh yeah i will climb this mountain with this god-given gift ♪ ♪ if it's the last thing that i do and i remember thinking they can't stop me now ♪ ♪ the world is waiting it's my turn to stand out in the crowd they can't stop me now ♪

♪ the tide is turning i'm gonna make you proud they can't stop me now ♪ ♪ the world is waiting it's my turn to stand out in the crowd they can't stop me now ♪ ♪ the tide is turning i'm gonna make you proud born to ramble born to sing ♪ ♪ in a new world of rock 'n' roll one man in particular filled my heart with pride ♪ ♪ and he fired up my soul oh yeah thanks for the faith thanks for the patience ♪ ♪ thanks for the helping hand thanks for the love thanks for the guidance thanks for the tartan ♪ ♪ pride they can't stop me now

the world is waiting it's my turn to stand out in the crowd ♪ ♪ they can't stop me now the tide is turning i'm gonna make you proud they can't stop me now ♪ ♪ the world is waiting it's my turn to stand out in the crowd they can't stop me now ♪ ♪ the tide is turning i'm gonna make you proud i'm gonna make you proud i'm gonna make you proud ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank edie falco. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night robert downey jr., simon pegg, music from goo goo dolls. his album "time" is out now. playing us off the air with "brighton beach," once again, rod stewart, good night.