dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night," presented by skype. tonight, from the cast of "grown ups 2," adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade, plus guillermo at nba media day. and now, behind the arc, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to our game night special. i am your host, earvin "magic" kimmel. thank you. tonight is game 3 of the nba finals in san antonio, texas. the series is even. the spurs stole the first one, but the heat came back big to win game 2 -- a 19-point blowout. you know, usually when you see a blowout in miami that big, it's an 82-year-old woman getting her hair done. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] thank you. the highlight of sunday's game,

for heat fans, anyway, was this block by lebron james. look at this. [ groans ] [ chuckles ] that is...that is the kind of block that gives you nightmares of a giant hand chasing you down a dark hallway for the rest of your life. but that's why they call lebron professor dunky block. [ laughter ] am i the only one who calls him that? uh, the victim of that block was spurs' center tiago splitter, which tiago splitter sounds like a starbucks drink you can share with six of your friends, right? "want to go in on a tiago splitter?" it was a big game for lebron, but one former player is not impressed. dennis rodman was on the dan patrick radio show. he said that if lebron had played back in the '90s, he would have been considered an av yeah, because he was 12 in the '90s. [ laughter ] but rodman said lebron james pales in comparison to legends like michael jordan and scottie pippen. shouldn't rodman be headed back to north korea to start shooting the next "rush hour" sequel with kim jong-un by now? [ applause ]

it's hard to take a person seriously when he looks like a clown that escaped from the world's most depressing circus. [ laughter ] nba players are very active on twitter, probably more so than athletes in any other sport. twitter gives them an opportunity to share everything that pops into their giant, sweaty heads the moment it does. so, tonight, we're curated some players have to offer, and we set them to music, and, ladies and gentlemen, here now, with a musical rendition tweet written by roy hibbert of the indiana pacers, the "jimmy kimmel live" children's choir. enjoy. [ cheers and applause ] [ piano music plays ] ♪ i see a girl calmly taking a poop on the side of the road ♪ [ laughter ] thank you. thank you. not something you see every day, fortunately. you know, there are a lot of players with unusual names in the finals this year.

the spurs have a nando, a boris, a manu, a tiago, and a kawhi. they have a big edge over the heat in unpronounceability, and sometimes, it's hard to tell if you're watching the game or "game of thrones" with all these names. [ laughter ] we felt it would be a fun way to mess with people -- when you identify yourself as a basketball fan, it helps if you know something about basketball. there are a lot of bandwagon fans fans, come nba finals time. so, we sent a camera to miami to test them. the people you are about to see identified themselves as big miami heat fans, but let's find out how much they really know about their team, in a special miami edition of "lie witness news." >> now, do you think the heat's rhombus offense will work well against the heat's peekaboo zone? >> yes, i do, 'cause i-i think that miami can, uh, play s, um, know, fastbreak, so i think they'll be fine against the, uh, peekaboo zone for the san antonio spurs. >> do you think backup point guard moo shu pork should have been fined for criticizing the officials? >> no. i don't believe so.

>> you don't think he should have been fined? >> no. >> okay, are you worried about the spurs' 3-point shooter lando calrissian? >> yes. >> yes, but that's why you got to play good defense, great defense. >> mm-hmm. >> and that's where that comes in at. >> i agree with her. >> uh, what about librarius booker? >> librarius booker. hmm. i mean, he's gonna get a ring. at the end of the day, librarius booker's gonna have a ring. a lot of people not gonna have a ring at the end of the day. you know what i'm saying? so, carmelo's not gonna have a ring, but librarius booker is gonna have a ring.now, the spura >> you know, the spurs do have darius beefaghetti coming off the bench. do you think he's gonna make a difference for them? >> well, he might. he might not. we're just gonna see, you know? we got cole. we got birdman. we got lebron james. we got dwayne wade. i mean, we got chalmers. we got allen. >> they have kofi annan. >> exactly. >> they got bill withers. >> it keeps going. >> they have stalin. >> exactly. >> what do you think of the heat coach, erik estrada? >> yeah, he's pretty good. he, like, he makes all the right adjustments when he needs to. sometimes, he don't make them right away, but he always adjusts it and comes up when they need him to.

>> so, you love lebron? >> i love lebron. yes. >> do you think he's gonna be able to come back from his injury? >> hmm. i mean, he's come back before. >> that's true. >> we're talking about a bruised vulva, though. >> he's a strong player, so, i think he's gonna push himself. now, is that a good idea? maybe. maybe not. a weak stron vulva. >> he sure can. >> go heat! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] a moment of prayer for lebron's vulva. thank you, miami. and, hey, we have a lot ahead tonight. adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade are here, and when we come back, guillermo goes in search of the elusive lebron james and finds him. but before we go to break, please enjoy another nba tweet as sung by the "jimmy kimmel live" children's choir. kids? [ piano music plays ] [ cheers and applause ] ,,

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[ piano music plays ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thanks, kids. welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live: game night." tonight on the program, the cast of "grown ups 2." adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade are here, and we have something special planned for that. we've temporarily replaced the hobos that live theater with a theater with a basketball hoop, and tonight, adam, kevin, david,

and chris have accepted our 3-point challenge. we're gonna see what these guys are made of, basketball-wise. by the way, we have a new show at our regular time tonight, too. our guests will be lil' wayne, chris messina, and we'll have music from jimmy eat world, so join us then. but first, you know, every year, for the nba finals, the players from both teams get together for media day. this event is attended by reporters from all over the world, but none are more respected than our parking-lot security guard, guillermo. that's him. guillermo was in miami with mic in hand, and the results were mihe results w [ up-tempo music plays ] >> yeah hey, hey. >> hey, why basketball? >> why basketball? >> yeah. >> 'cause i was gonna be a baseball player, and, um -- >> you were no good? >> i had my growth spurt. it kind of pushed me out of the game of baseball. >> you were sucks, huh? >> no, i wasn't sucks. >> no? >> i wasn't sucks. >> i wanted to ask you when was the last time you made out? >> the last time i made out? >> yeah. >> um, i was at the casino last week, and i made out about $1,500. >> no, with a girl. >> oh, you're talking about with a girl?

>> yeah. >> oh, last night. >> last night? >> yeah. >> [ chuckles ] >> yeah. >> yeah? >> that was good, too. >> i thought so, too. >> yeah. >> yeah. now it's time for my new exclusivo, "ma [ speaking spanish ] >> [ speaking spanish ] >> oh, look. there goes tim duncan. maybe he went to go get a dunkin' donut. get it? dunkin' donut. get it? [ chuckles ] i'm very funny. [ chuckles ] last year, i had a great talk with lebron james.hey, lebron. how are you? >> what's going on? >> everything good? >> [ talking indistinctly ] >> all right. good. let's see how he's doing this year. hey, lebron, how you been? good shot, lebron! lebron, right here! oh, i know.

let's see how many times i have to say "lebron" so he can look at me. hold on. lebron! lebron! hey, lebron! how you doing? lebron, put more spin on the ball. yeah, like that. lebron, you're the best. lebron, i'm here. tell lebron to look at me. lebron, what's going on? lebron, jimmy kimmel said, "hi." lebron, you look great. you've been working out, huh? ray allen, can you tell lebron to look at me? please? lebron! lebron! right here, lebron! throw it to me! lebron! lebron! hey, lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! how you been, lebron? lebron! hi, coach. how are you? how you doing? good. can you tell lebron to look at me? he will listen to you. you're the coach. lebron, the coach said to look at me. lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! just one look, lebron! lebron! hey, lebron! lebron! lebron!

lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! [ counter dings ] well, that was my iew with lebra interview with lebron james. i nail it again. i have a very important question. >> really? >> why does lebron james hate me so much? >> why he hate you so much? >> yeah. >> i don't know. what did you do to him? >> he won't even look at me. i don't know why. mr. mcgrady, why you think lebron james hate me so much? >> uh, maybe because you're short. >> is it nice to be tall? >> it is. it is. >> yeah? >> is it nice to be short? >> no. >> no? >> no. >> when was the last time you make out? >> with who? >> i don't know. [ chuckling ] you tell me. i don't know. >> i made out three seconds, um...right now. >> right now? [ talking indistinctly ] >> [ smooches ] >> oh, my gosh. >> that was the last time for both of us. >> thank you very much. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> [ groans ] >> all right. let me go. >> all right. >> that's uncomfortable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, i think you're a basketball wife now. >> [ chuckling ] yeah.

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>> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live: game night" is presented by skype. >> jimmy: hello, there. welcome back. tonight, we welcome a comedy all-star team. together, they have birthed the movie franchise that rivals only "batman," "spider-man," and "bond." "grown ups 2" opens july 12th. please welcome chris rock, adam sandler, david spade, and kevin james. [ cheers and applause ]

well, look at this. i guess -- i want to get the -- [ cheers and applause ] they really don't deserve all that. i want to get the uncomfortable question out of the way right off the bat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened to rob schneider? did he get kicked out of the group? >> [ chuckles ] >> [ chuckles ] >> jimmy: did he do something? what did he do? >> rob, while we were shooting it, was having a baby. >> jimmy: he was? okay. >> his wife got pregnant, yeah. >> jimmy: his wife got pregnant. >> i got her pregnant. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] [ laughter ] >> [ chuckling ] she's having chris rock's baby, yeah. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] all right. all right. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: adam, is this true you bought everyone -- all these guys -- maseratis after the success of the original "grown ups" movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: and do you guys drive the maseratis? do you still have them? did you sell them? >> spade was just driving his, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no, no. i drive it around, look cool, and, uh, i hang out the sunroof

and i go, "he-ey!" >> i sold mine for cocaine. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, so, you know what to get chris next time. >> just send the coke. >> jimmy: the bar is set a little too high for the next one, though. >> what do i do? what do i get them? >> jimmy: amazon gift card. i don't know. >> thanks for the second row. i appreciate it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> we did rock, paper, scissors backstage. >> jimmy: in the poster for the movie, it looks like -- i was examining it. >> it looks like fun, doesn't it? >> jimmy: it looks like fun, but it also looks like david is pushing you guys off a cliff. >> yeah. no. >> that's the farthest, legally, adam can get me off the poster. he's like, "what if you're hiding behind the 'w'?" i go, "no, i don't know." >> jimmy: you guys have a big group here, and so i wanted to throw some questions out. you guys know each other very well. >> sure. >> jimmy: you've spent a lot of time with each other, so i was gonna ask you some general questions, and you go with them, all right? >> you go right ahead, jimmy. >> jimmy: uh, first of all, which one of you is most likely

to be late to the set? >> ooh, that's a good one. >> oh. >> that is a good one. >> i think we're all pretty good at that. >> we're pretty good. >> depends if i have a stomach ache. i have a stomach ache, then that can delay things quite a bit. >> if there's an ice-cream truck. >> you could turn around and go, "you know what? we should shoot a different scene." >> jimmy: do you get stomach aches a lot? >> i do get stomach aches. i do. >> shockingly. >> yeah. it is weird, right? >> no, it sucks. >> 'cause you see what i eat. i eat like a bird. >> you eat like a baby bird. >> and it's just weird that it would happen that it would be upset, but it does happen. >> jimmy: uh, who complains the most? >> spade. >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i have the biggest, uh -- >> he doesn't mean to, be he does. >> no, i have what doctors call a temper. and, uh, there's no controlling it. but i'm not allowed to get mad. it's the worst combination. >> jimmy: who's most likely to punch somebody? >> oh... >> spade. >> jimmy: also spade? >> kevin james is the guy you don't want to get hit by. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> i know how to hit well. not when i have a stomach ache. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which of you is most likely to pay for sex? >> uh...

>> oh, that's -- that's -- that would be spade, again, i think, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> no. i -- uh, yeah. [ laughter ] i'm not married, so, yeah. i guess. >> jimmy: who's most likely to mess up his lines? >> me. >> yeah. that's rock. >> 'cause i can't read, jimmy. >> why did you bring this up, jimmy? >> jimmy: this is a shocking confession. >> i can't read, jimmy. >> yeah, we're getting there. >> jimmy: who do you think will die first out of the group? >> uh, that's pretty much me. [ laughter ] i got to be honest. i'm not even sure of the odds of me making it out of this interview. >> he's feeling tingly right now. >> is it the left arm numb or right arm? i'm feeling both now. >> jimmy: do you feel a shooting pain? >> it's not shooting. it's there, though. >> j >> jimmy: who's the funniest of the group? >> spade. >> yeah. >> well, i want to work, again. i'm gonna say it's sandman. yeah, i like working. so, uh... >> everybody's got their thing.

everybody, you know -- spade is incredibly quick. he's the fastest guy we know. rock will say anything on his mind, and he's fearless. kevin is the -- i don't know. he makes me laugh my ass off, and i'm just incredible. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> sounds like a toss up. >> yeah. >> that' >> jimmy: which of you is most likely to star in an infomercial? >> oh, spade. >> oh, spade. >> i have -- >> you're the most interesting one in the group, david. >> no, i'm glad you brought this up. there's a bug vacuum that i've been looking at that looks like a real big seller. you'll see it. i have a chunk on qvc from 3:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. >> jimmy: i want to mention that you have a group nude scene in the film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and, uh... [ cheers ] how do you handle something like that? do you go around to each person individually to your representatives to see if you're comfortable with it? are there restrictions put on it? >> it's not tasteful, either. >> no.

>> sandler writes it, and we do it. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is that right? >> he's frank. we're the rat pack, and we just do whatever frank tells us to do. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy, in the first one, if you have a nude scene, like, if you're a girl, you -- jessica alba -- you wait six months of working out and buffing and polishing. i'm eating an enchirito at lunch, and he walks in and he goes, "uh, hey, uh, i think on this one after lunch, you're gonna show your naked butt. is that cool?" and i'm like, "yeah, i'm good." no makeup, no powder, no spray tan. i finish all my food. i don't kn >> jimmy: you don't powder your butt? >> i wanted to, and my butt powder was stuck in l.a., and so, thank god my nose powder got there. we're gonna take that out. don't worry about it. >> jimmy: he meant on the nose. >> i make myself look like i'm the party guy. [ laughs ] anyway, long story short, i have a huge ass. >> jimmy: one of your co-stars, i don't know how big his role is, but patrick schwarzenegger is in the film.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger's son. does he audition for you, or does arnold just drop him off in the minivan and say, "put him in?" >> i knew patrick when he was a kid -- little kid. he was in "benchwarmers" with david. >> yeah. yeah. >> he was a little kid then, and, yeah, no, he auditioned, and he's a handsome boy. and he -- there's some fraternity guys in "grown ups 2." taylor lautner's in there. and they're kind of like punks to us, and patrick played the part well, and he's a nice kid. >> jimmy: well, we have a challenge for you guys if you're willing to accept it. we have a hoop set up outside our theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'm gonna pretend this is a surprise to you. there's the hoop. >> no! >> no! >> jimmy: yes, yes. really. for serious. >> it's like a bowling alley. >> jimmy: and there are people with foam sticks waving them, and what we're gonna do is we're gonna go outside, and if one of you can make a three-point shot, everyone in our audience -- this is like the "ellen" show -- will get a valuable prize. understand? [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna take a break. "grown ups 2" is the movie. when we come back, they are

gonna take our three-point challenge. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> this is kappa eta sigma property. >> hoo! >> so you might want to quit perving on our ladies and get back to your trailer homes. >> okay. easy there, abercrombie. >> i haven't been around this many arrogant, white college kids since eminem played duke. >> at least we got into college, skinny danny glover. [ laughs ] [ grunting ] >> that's rock, paper, scissors. >> i think it's over. >> hey, hey, hey! >> what, what, what! >> what! >> a little extra right there. uh, okay, fellas, that was a

good handshake. we got a good one, too. it goes like this. >> okay. here we go. >> oh, how you doing, sir? >> nice to see you. very good, sir. >> jimmy: all right. we're back on hollywood boulevard. adam sandler, chris rock, david spade, and kevin james -- their challenge tonight is to make a three-point shot. we have a basket, we have a ball, and if one of them makes it, every member of our studio audience goes home with -- dicky, tell them what they can win. >> dicky: the world's first social music player, the ultimate ears boom -- a 360-degree wireless speaker made to rage, riot, party, and play the music you love out loud. make music social. >> jimmy: beautifully read. so, the pressure is on. this could turn ugly. so, who do you think, of the four of you, has the least chance to make this shot? >> uh, me. >> jimmy: chris. all right. you're gonna go first. >> i'll go first. >> jimmy: chris rock is first. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. and it's up. [ audience groans ] a valiant effort. all right, spade is gonna go next. >> come on, david!

[ audience groans ] >> jimmy: very, very close. and now kevin james at the line. [ cheers and applause ] he lines it up, takes his time, and he's just short. it's just short. and now the pressure is on adam sandler. adam. >> here we go, jimmy! >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ audience groans ] one more. one more. >> we got this, jimmy! >> jimmy: we need a happy ending to this. >> jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: so close. it's getting worse. [ cheers and applause ] chris rock sneaks it in. let's look at the instant replay. oh, you can see he comes in and banks it in with no defender whatsoever. unbelievable. "grown ups 2" opens on july 12. we're gonna meet you all later

tonight at our regular time. good night, everybody.