>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jonah hill. the national spelling bee champ. episode three of "the baby bachelor" and music from the lonely island with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so this is the audience i've been hearing

so much about. we have a lot going on tonight. it is our second show of the evening. academy award nominee jonah hill is here with us tonight. plus we have musical comedy all-star team, the lonely island with alanis morissette tonight. and the winner of the scripps national spelling bee, arvind mahankali. i hope i got his name right. every spelling bee winner's name sounds like there was an explosion at the alphabits factory. here is arvind beating all other spellers on espn. >> knaidel. k-n-a-i-d-e-l, knaidel. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you see, he is pretty fired up. [ laughter ] when did spelling bees start using confetti cannons? they need cheerleaders or something. anyway. arvind has been conserving his enthusiasm because tonight he faces me in the tenth annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. i will beat him, steal his trophy and tickle him. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, another big winner. the winner of the biggest powerball in history came forward. an 84-year-old woman from 34 florida, gloria mckenzie, won $590 million. right now she's down at the bingo hall making it rain. gloria is from zephyr hills, a small town outside tampa, and it

is a sexually transmitted disease. she showed up yesterday to claim her prize. she decided to take the lump sum of $370 million which would come out to $270 million after taxes. so she better not send her grandkids birthday cards with checks for $5 anymore. she stopped briefly to talk to reporters who crowded outside the florida lottery headquarters. >> i am grateful to the state of florida and the community of zephyr hills. thank you for respecting my privacy during this exciting time. and god bless. sayonara, bitches. >> jimmy: and away she flew. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we're getting near to the end of graduation season and the start of summer vacation.

graduation ceremonies, they can be poignant, entertaining or they can be relentlessly unpleasant. a lot of it depends on the commencement speaker. sometimes you get an author or scientist, some kind of luminary. occasionally you get a celebrity. sometimes you get nothing, it's really a crap shoot. tonight for those graduates who did not get a celebrity commencement address, and there are many of them, we asked a very well known actor to give one for those who went without. i hope you'll find his words, whether you're a graduate or not, both inspiring or uplifting. >> so please join me in honoring this year's commencement speaker, dr. gary busey. >> thank you, doctor. and congratulations to all of the new graduates. here are the answers to all of life's questions. question one, how do you find your passion? with your left hand.

where in the heck do sea horses come from and do you think a fish actually humped a horse? text me if you know the answer. when i was 14 years old, i was with my uncle buddy down in big town, texas. and he had three sows that weighed 500 pounds a piece. i was to feed the sows in the trough and there was a billy goat named charlie. he would get up on his back legs and run with his bibber sticking out and my motto was gary, don't let the goat penetrate the women. and i learned a lot from that job and i still use it today. >> jimmy: thank you, gary, on behalf of everyone. we have a particularly educational show for you tonight. not only do we have gary busey and the spelling bee, andy samberg and his cohorts have the band of the lonely island

with something scholarly in store for us too. let's bring andy out here. where is andy? how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] well, it is wonderful to have you here. >> thank you, jimbo, i appreciate it. >> jimmy: just jim is fine. thank you. >> sorry, my bad. i know you're paying tribute to the institution of spelling tonight and i think that's great. you know, i think spelling is important, especially in today's world of text and twitter, you know, there's so many emoticons and emojis and immodium a.d.s or abbreves, as you like to say. >> jimmy: i don't really say that. >> spelling matters. so my fake rap band wrote a song called "spell it out." >> jimmy: it's about spelling? >> it involves spelling. a lot of it, and we are hoping that educators all over the world can use this to help stupid kids or something.

>> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ yo it's the lonely island we got my man yorm cheese in the house ♪ ♪ and me you know who the "f" i am if not let me spell it out. d-u-d-e-t-h-a-m-o-n-e-y-a-s- d-i-d-g-h-t-g-u-s-t-o-n-c-s-h-h- i-n-t-i-h-t-g-u-s-t-o-n-c-s-h-h- i-n-t-i-n-t-o-n-l-y m-a-y-e-s

lenny ♪ ♪ >> i didn't get that. >> jimmy: after the first 1,000 letters i lost track of what you were spelling but i think that's great. >> i think that's probably for the best. >> jimmy: andy samberg, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] with a grammar lesson. all right, it's thursday night. it means it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> good morning, everyone. we begin with a bleep at the white house this morning. >> we now know sometimes big grown men want to [ bleep ] each other. i tell you one thing, yeah, we're going to [ bleep ] that tonight. yeah. >> oh, i want to [ bleep ] so bad. >> nobody ever told me, you know, that [ bleep ] in the face by a llama and trampled by one.

>> through my travels i've had the privilege of [ bleep ] some extraordinary women. >> [ bleep ] tomorrow night. >> i think i'm going to [ bleep ] my son until he goes to college. who said that? >> i can still feel his [ bleep ] penetrating my [ bleep ]. >> we've been that core for a long time. and we [ bleep ] each other. >> new anchor from 4:30 to 7:30. >> i think we should [ bleep ] him at 9:00. let's see what he can do. bring in 15 hot dogs. >> dustin? [ bleep ] and geese. >> what's the matter, seal? arrr, we have to [ bleep ] him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, we have a brand new episode of our big hit reality show "the baby bachelor." plus jonah hill, a spelling bee music from the lonely island with alanis morissette, stick around!

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>> jimmy: hi, everyone, welcome back. jonah hill. lonely island and alanis

morissette and the winner of our tenth annual spelling bee coming up. this is a bit alarming. the big story in washington today, an english newspaper called "the guardian" is reporting that the national security agency, the nsa here in the united states obtained a secret court order that forces verizon to hand over phone records for millions of their customers who made calls between the months of april and july. they know who called and when if you're a verizon customer. i was totally against this until i got an anonymous call reminding me it was my dad's birthday. [ laughter ] but the obama administration has not confirmed that the court order exists but a senior official said it would only be used to collect data that would protect america from terrorism, and so michelle obama can keep tabs on how many times we call pizza hut. [ laughter ] so in case you're wondering, the answer is yes, they can hear you now. [ laughter ] kind of scary, right? don't think of it as the nsa spying on you. try to think of them as part of your family plan. [ laughter ] a few weeks ago, we premiered a

new show here that stars my 3-year-old nephew wesley. for some reason, wesley has had a lot of trouble finding love. he never had a long-term girlfriend. so we did what you do nowadays. we gave him a reality dating show. the first two episodes were big hits. we got together and decided to shoot a third. here it is, the journey continues with episode three of "the baby bachelor." >> first came "the bachelor" then "the bachelorette." and now -- >> hi. i'm wesley, the baby bachelor. >> last time on "the baby bachelor." wesley narrowed the field. >> will you accept this dinosaur? >> ha ha ha! >> and accusations flew. >> jesse is bad for wesley. >> there was stella, who was scared of commitment. frankie who's mostly there to party. >> let's party. >> chloe, who had a major substance problem.

ashley, the dental hygienist who treated wesley like a child. ♪ twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder where we are ♪ >> wesley is like a little billy joel. >> and some other ones. but tonight, wesley takes the remaining girls on intimate one-on-one dates starting with an elegant dinner of lunchables and whole milk with gabrielle. >> hi. i love these crackers. so tell me about yourself. >> i have something to tell you. >> tell me. it's okay. >> it's very important. i have a baby. >> what? >> she's my whole world.

>> i'm not ready for this. >> do you want to meet her? >> this is baby. i love her so much. i hope you understand. >> it's okay. i have a monkey. >> wesley is going to be a good dad to my baby. >> jimmy: after an emotional dinner with gabrielle, wesley takes jessie on a passionate date to the fantasy ball pit. ♪ >> i love you, wesley. >> i love you! >> he's falling for it. ♪ every time i stop and think how lucky a girl can be ♪ ♪ meeting a boy like you ♪ ♪ like you >> we had a date in the ball pit. >> he's all mine.

>> wesley, today you had two very romantic one-on-one dates. your chemistry with jesse is undeniable. >> jesse is a special girl. >> jimmy: and what about gabrielle. she has a baby. are you ready for that? >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes, wesley? >> i'm not ready for kids. >> jimmy: i think that's brave of you to say. >> i have something else to say. >> jimmy: what's that? >> pfffftt. >> jimmy: coming up on "the baby bachelor" wesley travels to meet the girls' families. >> you have another girl, that's bad. >> no, it's not bad. >> will gabrielle's sister drive a wedge between about wesley and his potential bride? >> this is the hardest choice of my life. >> jimmy: find out next time on

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, i've invited the winner of this year's scripps national spelling bee to face me in the 10th annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee. 13-year-old arvind mahankali is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and then their very funny new cd "the wack album" comes out wednesday, the lonely island. [ cheers and applause ] that's andy samberg, akiva schaffer, and jorma taccone are here with special guest alanis morissette from the sony stage.

on sunday night don't forget our "jimmy kimmel live" game night special, seth rogen and our 2-year-old trick shot tight does who defeated shaquille o'neal earlier tonight will shoot against the great kobe bryant. we'll also have a special nba edition of "mean tweets" for you before game two in eastern and central time zones and after the game on the west coast. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor whom you know from "moneyball," "superbad" and "21 jump street," among other films. you can see him as a diamond earring-studded version of himself in the very funny new movie "this is the end." it opens in theaters wednesday, please welcome jonah hill. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, guys. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm good. you look tan.

you look like you've been vacationing. >> i just got back from a bachelor party in mexico. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and i got to -- yeah. i'm alive. >> jimmy: whose was it? >> one of my buddy's, fox. one of my best friends. i got a tan and they've been calling me tan mom because i look ridiculous. >> jimmy: you look healthy. was it darker then? >> it was a little darker and i drank some of the tan out. >> jimmy: okay, i gotcha. you can do that. how is it going? everything good? >> everything is good. >> jimmy: your mom's here with you tonight? why did your mom come with you? >> because she loves me, i guess. she was on set with me all the time because she was excited to see what i get to do and hang out with me. >> jimmy: is that good? >> yeah, yeah. she just was there all the time. it was great. >> jimmy: oh, it was. >> yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: would you be willing to submit to a polygraph test? >> we don't have to go crazy.

but she was the set mom. she would get everyone gifts and stuff. she's so sweet. and james franco was the other actor in the movie. one day i see her go up to james franco. she has a chocolate thing on a stick. i can't really see it. i go over to listen and she said you were the wizard of oz so i got you a chocolate wizard. and james franco is just like, mom, you want to not hit james franco with a chocolate wizard, please. >> jimmy: did he appreciate the sentiment? >> next day he comes to me just like, ate the wizard, it was good. >> jimmy: chocolate wizard would be a great rap name, by the way. >> chocolate with zard. >> jimmy: does your mom get involved in your dating and love life, that sort of thing? >> i think she just wants me to meet a nice girl. in fact, i met a nice girl. i'm single and i met a nice girl on an airplane a while ago. >> jimmy: okay! >> and it was this amazing thing. i'm a romantic. i'm holding your pen.

>> jimmy: that's okay. >> i really was like, she's beautiful, she's my age. she's smart, charming. we're getting along great. she's laughing at my jokes. oh, my gosh, this is how i meet my wife. it's incredible. >> jimmy: nice. >> i was so romantic about it. i'm doing well. i'm going to go use the restroom, i'll be right back. all confident and stuff. i go over and there's a guy in the restroom. there's someone in the restroom. so i'm waiting out there for, like, ten minutes and she can't see that i'm waiting, you know? so finally the guy leaves after, like ten minutes and he opens the door and gives me like the that ashamed look and like i'm really sorry, you know, you're about to experience something really unpleasant, you know? and so -- and it was a bummer. it smelled like someone had passed away in the bathroom. i go man, that's crazy. i hold my breath and i pee. then i open the door to leave and she's waiting for the bathroom. yeah. and she's all smiling and everything like, oh, hey, there's the guy i was talking to.

and i see her face like as we scoot by. i'm trying to be like, listen, you know, it -- and she scoots by just like, what, what? oh! and she just slams the door shut. and i'm back at the seat like what do i say to this person. what do i say? she comes back and i'm like listen, you know, it's -- she just -- >> you said to her, i didn't do it? >> i tried. she stopped me and said, "it's fine." we didn't speak for the rest of the flight. >> jimmy: oh, no. now this is even more of that kind of, you wind up married story. i mean really. >> i hope so, yeah. some guy hit baja fresh too hard and it ruined my marriage, you know? that's a bummer. but if you're watching this, i love you and i didn't bomb the bathroom. >> jimmy: she didn't know it was you, right? >> maybe, i don't know. >> jimmy: if this does happen, i would like to be in your bachelor party in mexico to celebrate. >> you're welcome to come, man. jonah hill is with us when we

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jonah hill? >> jonah hill is no more. >> demon! >> yes? >> that's not good. that's not good. >> you fool. >> i say unto thee, the power of christ compels you. >> oh, does it? does it compel me? >> the power of christ compels you. >> does it? >> the power of christ compels you. >> compels me, is that what's happening? >> the power of christ compels you. >> guess what? it's not that compelling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that movie. i thought it was hilarious. >> you know, seth rogen and evan goldberg are old friends of mine, they wrote and directed the movie. i'm so proud of them. it's the first movie they directed. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i'm so proud of them. they asked us all to play ourself, but really douchy versions of ourselves. >> jimmy: you play yourselves in the movie. >> i play jonah hill, but the

douchiest possible version. which is hard to imagine. we were shooting in new orleans. they were shooting django unchained at the same time. i had a part in that film. i went to dinner with the cast of "django" as i was thinking about starting that film. jamie foxx was at the dinner. he had a big diamond earring in. i thought that looked so cool on jamie, but that would look so stupid on me. and i was walking home for dinner and i was like, that would kind of be awesome. i said hey, guys, can i wear a huge diamond earring the whole movie and no one mention it the whole time? and they were like, yeah, sure. so i have this huge diamond earring and no one talks about it. >> jimmy: did you get it pierced? or is it a magnet? >> it's a magnet. i didn't run down to claire's at the mall. [ laughter ] i don't want anything too flashy. just like, you know. >> jimmy: you guys really -- not only are you playing -- you're insulting each other in the

movie. like your real-life personas in a way. >> everyone was super mean to each other the whole time. and it's like, you're making fun of your friends. like james franco is, seth, danny mcbride, we're all friends but we're all really making fun of each other in our careers quite a bit and the bad movies we've done. because we're all laughing during the scene and you see it's really just five really insecure actors. [ laughter ] because i would constantly go up to people after and say, you don't really think that about me, right? you don't really think i'm a bad actor? >> jimmy: what is the worst thing someone said to someone else? >> i can't remember. it was just demolishing each other's failures. when one of us had a movie that many people didn't like or didn't do well at the box office, just be prepared that it was -- you were getting taken down on a daily base sister. >> jimmy: channing tatum is in the movie. he has a great part in the movie. >> yeah, channing is in the movie for a surprise. >> jimmy: are you going to make another "21 jump street." >> yeah, we are. we're going to make "22 jump street." [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: every june on this show, we have a tradition. that tradition is, i invite the winner of the scripps national school spelling bee to come to l.a. not to congratulate them for their achievements but instead, to conquer them.

when i was a lad, i won the kenny guinn junior high school spelling bee in both the 7th and 8th grade. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. suffice it to say, i am a spelling force to be reckoned with. and with that said, it's time for the tenth annual jimmy kimmel live spelling bee! [ cheers and applause ] let's welcome this year's national spelling bee champion, from new york city he is 13 years old arvind mahankali! hello, arvind. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? how many kids did you beat? to win this thing? >> well, in the national spelling bee, i've defeated 280 children. >> jimmy: 280 children. let me explain something to you. i'm not a children. i'm a man. you will not defeat me tonight. do you understand that? >> so what you're saying is that you will defeat me? >> jimmy: exactly. he's good with algebra, too. all right. let's meet our panel. our moderator tonight. my cousin, sal, will be directing the action.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our head judge tonight, you may know him from his appearance on this show four minutes ago. movie star jonah hill is with us tonight. and as always, our expert word pronounceiator, the spelling bee parking lot security guard himself, guillermo. are you ready to read the words. guillermo, are you ready to read the words? >> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: very good. cousin sal, i hand baton and control of the show over to you. >> thanks, jimmy. our first contest assistant from bayside, arvind mahankali. ready to spell? [ cheers and applause ] all right, guillermo. give arvind his first word. [ laughing ] >> jimmy: what the matter, you deaf?

he's laughing at something. >> you take too much time. >> okay. >> jimmy: someone has the case of the g-i-g-g-l-e-s. are you all right, arvind? have you ever seen a man dressed as a bee before? guillermo, why don't you repeat that word for him. >> jigsaw. >> do you have any questions about the word, arvind. >> jimmy: do you want to know the origin of the word? >> yes. >> latino.

>> jimmy: not of the reader, of the word. what is the definition of the word? >> it is a word from the dictionary. >> it is in there. >> may i have it in a sentence. >> jimmy: yeah, use it in a sentence. >> guillermo just saved the word, jigsaw. >> so this is from latino, like latin? >> spell the [ bleep ] word! [ cheers and applause ] >> j -- >> you got it buddy. >> e. [ buzz ] >> jimmy: all that for two letters. what was the word? >> the word was jigsaw, of course. guiller

guillermo, give jimmy his first word. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> jimmy: what? >> jimmy: can you give me a definition, please? >> this is a difficult word to pronounce. >> ska-dead-lay? e-s-c-a-l-a-d -- [ the buzz ] >> no. skedaddle. >> jimmy: you guys knew that one? all right, you get up here and give it a try.

>> jimmy: what? >> could you repeat that? >> v-i-v-a-c-i-o-u-s. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good. >> i like that. >> jimmy: all right, guillermo. >> jimmy: i bet you get a lot of wedgies, don't you? could you repeat the word? >> jimmy: can you use it in a sentence, please?

>> i like watching the thoroughbred. >> jimmy: can jonah pronounce it for me, please? >> am i allowed to do that? >> jimmy: no, i don't think so. >> it's pronounced toro bre. >> jimmy: i think i know what it is. >> what? t-h-r-o-u-g-h-b-r-e-d. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's do one more round. guillermo, what's the word for arvind? >> kintensial. >> do you mean quintessential? >> jimmy: oh, oh, he doesn't know. >> can you use it in a sentence? wait a minute, no. okay. never mind. >> could you repeat the word, please? >> jimmy: repeat the word.

>> i thought you got it. you went like this. quintessential. >> may i have the definition? >> oh, come on. you know what it is. >> i cannot pronounce the word quintessential. >> may i have the language of origin, please? >> mexico city. [ laughter ] >> don't help him. you were in mexico last week. >> i won't. q-u-i-n-t-e-s-s-e-n-t-i-a-l. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, it's a tie.

>> jimmy: all right. stay alive. >> all right. and you're allowed to look at your hand for the answer. >> ikaboodies. >> jimmy: the hell with it, just give him the trophy. come on, now. congratulations, wow! we have a special presentation for you, arvind, we have a trophy for you. yes, put that right there for jonah. our friends at sony have given you, what? look at how muscular. what has sony given him? >> the xperia tablet z. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, jonah. thank you, cousin sal. thank you, guillermo. thank you, arvind. we'll be right back with the lonely island and alanis

morissette! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: their cd comes out tuesday. here with the song "semicolon" with help from alanis morissette, the lonely island! ♪ today we're learning about semicolon ♪ ♪ we use semicolons every day ♪ give me an example ♪ hell yeah ♪ get ready for a whale of a time shamu my whole team coming clean shamu ♪ ♪ these dudes is comic relief whoopie and i'm the -- monster cookie ♪ ♪ when you see me better cross the street frogger then go home and write about it blogger ♪ ♪ did i do that urkel yo angela who's the boss merkel ♪ ♪ i'll take you where you've never been oxnard ♪

♪ if miss moore married josh demi brolin a comma and a dot semicolon ♪ ♪ we run these streets stop lights all eyes on me spot lights ♪ ♪ each semicolon brings us closer to the top i'm loud and i'm zipping around ♪ ♪ jet ski your -- is little like wayne gretsky ♪ ♪ but gretzky's got a big -- clarification ♪ ♪ everyone was rude to me paris vacation ♪ ♪ my stomach's getting fat food leave trash inside my car rude ♪ ♪ you're acting all machio ralph but i'll eat all you cats alf ♪ ♪ we run the game umpire always chase the night young squire ♪ ♪ these semicolons are my light

inside the dark ♪ ♪ it's right under your nose semicolon mouth ♪ ♪ so sorry >> what is that? >> these are actually not examples of semicolons. >> what? what? >> yeah. most of them are colons. so technically, gra matcally incorrect. >> huh. >> so you're correcting our grammar? >> yeah. >> okay, well i've got to say alanis coming from you, that's a little ironic. [ cheers and applause ] >> [ muted ] you. ♪ it's like rain on your wedding day ♪ ♪ it's like advice that you just didn't take ♪ ♪ and