>> announcer: from hollywood it's jimmy kimmel live, game night. presented by skype. tonight jack black, nba skype scavenger hunt. metta world peace versus a 2-year-old. now hitting foul trouble here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am your host, jimmy. no, you did not have too much cough sear up. we're on early tonight. before or after the game, game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. next season for the first time ever they will allow advertising on the court.

teams will be permitted to sell ad space between the floor and the sideline and the benches which will mean it will be like nascar with more black people. [ laughter ] the plan is expected to net the nba over $100 million in revenue next year. i am excited. my big problem with watching nba games right now is the overall lack of advertising. i would like to see them replace the basketball with a honey baked ham. [ laughter ] if you saw our game night special on tuesday, you may have seen our special miami edition of lie witness news. we asked people who claimed to be heat fans about plays we made up. and they looked really silly to pretend no know what we talked about. since we did it to miami it's fair to do the same to san antonio fans. we tracked down visiting spurs fans and asked them about make believe strategies too. it turns out people are willing to lie on tv no matter where they're from.

here's a special spurs fan edition of lie witness news. >> how do you feel about coach popovich's ram bus style offense.e? >> they changed three years ago. they used to be a post dump it in, kick it out. now it's more emotion offense. it's successful. >> do you think tony stark is a good owner for the spurs? >> yeah. he does a good job with the team right now and the direction they're going. >> how do you think kalisi is going to defend lebron? >> he's going to do his best. >> tell me about the three point shooter cry me a river. >> he's good. he's going to have to bring it tonight. he's really going to have to bring it. maybe -- he's average is maybe, what, 12 points a game? >> 13. >> some where in there. he has to bring it up a bit. it's going to be hard. >> what about 7'7" player ej pants on fire? >> he's one of the new players,

right? >> yeah. >> obviously he's done something there at the playoffs this year which they weren't there last year before they got him. obviously he's putting in the work. >> rite aid had some medical problems but he put in the work, rehabilitated. do you think he's going to be effective? >> i'm sure he will be not as effective as before he was out. i'm sure he'll try. i'm sure he'll try to get as many as he can. >> not as good as frenchy sandbox? >> my point exactly. but he'll try. >> do you think the spurs can handle the heat's choco taco defense? how do you think they can match up against tony parker. >> invincible. keep them going. i don't know where he came from. >> is oliver clothe off your favorite made up player? >> that's what he going to be, a made up player.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show for you tonight. jack black will be here in a bit to delight us. once again we will pit man versus baby, trick titus ashby 2-year-old, 3 feet tall. last week he crushed shaquille o'neal and tied kobe bryant. tonight, he takes on his most unpredictable opponent tonight. he will go head to crazy head with metta world peace for all the marbles. stay up we have another new show later in our regular time. we have music from robin thicke. they do that show with the naked ladies. if you watch our show regularly you know that from time to time we skype with people in their homes and have them race around to find things in it. usually we do it with regular viewers. tonight our contestants are nba legends. joining us now from his home in bel-air, california, 7 time all star, three time nba champion

with the lakers, james worthy. big game james. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: james, are you going to be able to get around your house without the goggles on? >> i'm not sure. we'll see. they're not prescription. they're just for protection. i still might need them. your opponent tonight another hall of famer from his home in san diego two time all star with the portland trail blazers and boston celtics, please welcome bill walton. >> jimmy, how are you doing tonight? >> jimmy: well, thank you. i know you're on your fifth set of knees. will that be an issue tonight? >> i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: well, shake virtual hands. it's time to play skype scavenger hunt. this is a special game. i will ask you to find an item or items. your job is to bring it back as quickly as you can.

and bring back the most embarrassing thing in your medicine cabinet. go. there they go. james seems like he knows what he's headed to find. mill's house looks like sacrifices are going on. that's not a chair. that's a throne. [ laughter ] all right. and now we wait. here's bill. bill, what do you have? >> a bottle of tequila. >> that's in the medicine cabinet? james, what did you bring back? >> preparation h. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, round one goes to james worthy. round two, bring back something you regret buying, dumbest item wins, okay? go. something you regret buying. my house is full of this stuff. i go on amazon in the middle of

the night and things arrive at my door. sometimes much smaller than i thought they would be. i ordered a desk once. it was an inch high. bill is back first. bill, what do you have for us? >> how about this right here, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is that? >> well, i bought it for my wife. for when she's not here. >> jimmy: okay. all right. james, what do you have? >> well, i bought this and i hid it once and only hid it once. it was the worst purchase ever. it was this driver. i bought it about three years ago. >> jimmy: all right. >> all i've lost is golf balls. >> jimmy: i don't know if you see what bill has, but you lost this one by a mile. round two goes to bill walton. we have a challenge.

we have a tie. gentlemen, i challenge you to come back dressed like a ghost. best ghost costume wins. go ahead. dress as a ghost. now, i go right to the bedroom, right? and grab some scissors. then get in trouble with the wife, i guess. you could go a lot of ways with this. i mean, you could grab probably a jar of talcum powder and put it over your head or go for the classic charlie brown ghost. james worthy is back. at least i think that's james. there's really in way to know. wow. >> oh, my goodness. you know, we're going to call this a tie. in fact, we have something special for both of you. tell them what they won.

>> announcer: their superior efforts, they both win a copy of "behind the candelabra." matt damon in his most true to life role yet. >> jimmy: that a priceless gift. maybe should you watch it together. thank you, james, thank you, bill. we'll be right back with jack black. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ fly me to the moon ♪ let me play among the stars ♪ and let me see what spring is like ♪ ♪ on jupiter and mars ♪ in other words [ male announcer ] the classic is back. ♪ i love [ male announcer ] the all-new chevrolet impala. chevrolet. find new roads. ♪ you

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. to game night. won't be long now we're mere minutes away from this matchup. titus will dance on metta world peace's grave.

tonight's match of the titus. our guest tonight is a golden globe nominated actor and musician who takes his strength from marv albert. you can see tenacious d on the santa monica pier. tickets go on sale tomorrow. please welcome jack black. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you got a lot of style, jack. >> you got style. >> jimmy: how are you? good to see you. >> you got style and grace. i like what is happening here. >> jimmy: you're starting a big thing here in l.a. tell me abourd about this? >> you heard about this? >> jimmy: i did hear about it. >> i'm starting a festival called festival supreme. it's a comedy musical festival. we have mr. show.

you may know mr. show from the days of glory. it's called the mr. show experience. we have tim and eric of tim and eric, awesome show. great job. we have the mighty boosh from overseas. we have zach galifianakis, adam we have we have triumph, the insult comedy dog. i'm talking fast. we have 25 awesome people. i can't remember any other names. they are all just as good as those. >> jimmy: ten natiacious d, youn attraction. tenacious d. >> we are like the carnival barker hosts of the whole thing. >> jimmy: the other thing that you are here to tell us about is a film you have coming out that sounds great. >> thank you for bringing this up. we just finished shooting. it's a sequel me and kyle have been passionate about it. can we look at it. >> jimmy: we would love to have a look at it. take a look. jack's new movie.

>> back in high school i had it all, brains, skills, girls, but after graduation everything just fell apart. now i've got no job, no girlfriend and one very annoying roommate. >> scott, scott! >> what, dad? >> you clogged the drain again, son. >> i'm a shedder, sue me. sometimes i think we're cursed. dad, how come we can't change back to humans anymore? >> because our hearts are filled with bitterness and regret. >> no, no. you can't play with these doggies. these are nasty trailer park doggies. >> shut up, john. >> can you say i love you? >> i love you! >> you racist.

pathetic. >> that is the last straw. come on, scott. let's go. >> can i help you? >> we would both like a body waxing. >> full body. >> that will be $9,000. >> i have $54. >> fudge. dad, look. father/son, two on two basketball tournament, grand prize $9,000. entrance fee, $54. >> hey, son? >> yeah.

>> hello. is this the father/son tournament? >> yeah. i should have put up more fliers. >> are we the only ones here? >> mcginley. >> what a nice surprise. >> where is your son? [ whistles ] >> i'm your new son. he adopted me yesterday. >> john wolf mcginley. we are the -- we're the mcginleys. >> time to rock. ♪ ♪ ♪ to the be the best we got to pass the test ♪ ♪ we got to make it all the way ♪ ♪ to the top of the mountain we can do it again ♪

♪ you are the best but you say you don't know ♪ ♪ you got the touch, now come on let it show ♪ ♪ you call the shots but you got to believe it ♪ ♪ you think that you are great ♪ you got to believe ♪ simply the best >> whoa! >> congratulations. here's your check for $9,000. >> oh, man. >> are you ready to get waxe >> you know what? i think i like being a wolf. >> i do, too, son. i do, too. >> maybe just a reverse brazilian. [ howling ] >> adult wolf coming this summer.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not a whole lot left really -- >> i don't know if you need to see the movie. >> jimmy: don't see the movie but do by tickets to see tenacious d. tickets go on sale friday. jack black, everyone. we'll be right back with titus versus metta world peace. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, look! a shooting star! make a wish! i wish we could lie here forever. i wish this test drive was over, so we could head back to the dealership. [ male announcer ] it's practically yours. test drive! [ male announcer ] but we still need your signature. volkswagen sign then drive is back. and it's never been easier to get a jetta. that's the power of german engineering. get $0 down, $0 due at signing, $0 deposit, and $0 first month's payment on any new volkswagen. visit vwdealer.com today.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live game night. the moment of truth has arrived, one of the many gifts the internet has given us is 2-year-old basketball sensation, titus is a force unlike anything

we've seen three feet tall. he tied kobe bryant. he beat shaquille o'neal. and he beat me and i cheat. tonight he faces a man who traveled all the way from his home in los angeles. he was a member of the 2010 championship team and last place finisher on "dancing with the stars," the basketball player formerly known as ron artest. please welcome metta world peace. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how you doing? >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. really good. >> jimmy: you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: are you up for the challenge? >> i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: now the opponent, trick shot titus ashby. [ cheers and applause ] how are you?

look at this. up see this guy, titus? that's metta world peace. metta, this is titus, are you scared? >> i have never been nervous in my life but this kid makes me nervous. >> jimmy: this is hisjoseph, h dad, who trained hip to be the free throw shooting machine that he is. titus, you never met him before, true? >> never. just seen him on youtube. >> jimmy: okay. shake hands. we're going to put the pleasantries aside. it is time for crash of the titus. we have two hoops set exactly to each shooter's height. metta's is 6'7". titus is 3 foot no inches. the distance is set to account for size differential. cousin sal is the referee. each has 30 seconds to make as many shots as you can. metta, you're first. are you ready to do this? >> no cheating.

>> jimmy: no cheating. when the whistle blows, we will begin. and here we go. ♪ >> wow. you're not kidding around here. come on, ref. >> jimmy: there you go. >> ten seconds. >> no fair, ref. >> stop cheating. [ whistle blows ] >> jimmy: very well done. he got -- >> he blew the whistle early. >> jimmy: what do you think, titus? do you think you can beat him? yes. here we go. take your position. metta, come on over here. all right, titus. the number to beat is six. are you ready, titus? >> don't beat him too bad.

he has areally bad temper. 20 seconds. and go. >> do it, titus. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable! [ whistle blows ] wow! congratulations, titus. it's already. it's already. you have something you want to give titus. >> titus, this is for you since you kicked my butt this is for you.

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thanks for watching. good night.