>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- shakira -- from "this is the end," jay baruchel -- episode four of the baby bachelor -- and music from robin thicke featuring pharrell -- and now, not only that. here is jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi everyone, thank you for watching.

kids are in bed. let's get this party started, shall we? you know, this is our second show of the night tonight, earlier we had a show before game 4 of the nba finals, you have seen the san antonio spurs with the miami heat, they beat them by 36 points, the spurs coach, greg popovich, he doesn't have time for nonsense and certainly won't reveal any inside strategy. and tonight, he gets the support. >> what are you asking for your defense on him? >> i can't tell you that. >> okay. [ applause ] >> good talking to you, doris. well, that was a great interview by any standard, this one is even better, this is from a

mixed martial arts event, somehow i missed the first 56 of these, held in duluth, georgia, one fight was between cliff thompson and doug usher. he gave this interview. >> i am standing here with a cliff thompson, i know that was a tough one for you, brother, give me your thoughts on the fight. oh -- yeah. yeah -- no, this is -- >> he did give us his thoughts. in a roundabout way. [ applause ] >> fighting sickens him. father's day is on sunday, you know the first father's day was celebrated in 1910, before that, there were no fathers. it was a strange and exciting time for moms.

but if you're looking for a thoughtful and expensive get for dad, here is an idea, try not to roll your eyes when he says something. i had dinner with my parents last night, and my dad told me an interesting story, a story about a man who was at home on a conference call with about 60 of his co-workers, and they didn't know the man was on the toilet during the conference call. and when the man flushed the toilet, he realized he forgot to hit the mute button on his phone. so everyone on the call heard the toilet flush. and it was silent for a moment and the guy who was leading the call said "well, that was interesting." but nobody admitted to it. and i wanted to say for the record that it definitely was not my father who was talking to his co-workers at american express in phoenix, arizona, on the toilet. it was someone else. [ applause ] >> jimmy: who i have no idea.

it could have been anybody. so. happy father's day, dad. eahech o ht, by the way, i'm opportunity to embarrass your father on television, last year we issued one of our famous youtube challengers, i asked viewers to send video spraying their dads with the hoses, and we got hundreds of great responses like this. >> stop it! -- stop it now! >> we're on jimmy kimmel, dad! >> why are you doing this? >> jimmy: your children listen to me now, dad. [ applause ] >> so this year, we're going to do it again, we have a new challenge for father's day. the theme is breakfast in bed. but i'm giving you a choice, you can do it one of two ways, option one, serve dad something terrible like a shoe filled with

oatmeal, and the other option, make him a nice breakfast, bring is on a tray and just dump it on the bed, pancakes, whatever, bring it to him, record yourself doing this, upload the video, on youtube, called i sent my dad breakfast in bed. don't scald him with hot coffee, use your head, what is wrong with you? do what you have to do, then post your message, think of this as the chance he dragged you out of bed to help him in the yard. and let's make this the worst father's day ever. [ applause ] >> this will be a very big weekend at the movies, the much anticipated "man of steel" comes out tomorrow. finally, a super hero movie. a lot of people are -- excited to see. >> excuse me, excuse me, jimmy, did you say there is a new

"superman" movie coming out? >> jimmy: oh, hey, dean cain. as a matter of fact -- >> i didn't hear about the movies, i didn't hear they were doing it. >> jimmy: yeah, there is a movie called "man of steel". >> shocker, nobody told me about it, i probably better get over there. >> jimmy: no, we don't really have to do anything. >> i have my cape here, oh, look. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: nobody -- really. nobody -- nobody -- no one told you? >> told me what? >> jimmy: well, there is -- you know, the movie comes out this weekend. >> and? >> jimmy: which means they shot it already. >> no, wait, wait, doesn't make any sense, how can you shoot a superman movie without superman?

i got to get over there. >> jimmy: i don't think you understand, dean. there -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how to say this, but there is someone else, there is a new superman. >> but -- i'm superman. who is he? >> jimmy: well, i don't think we should get into this -- >> does he have to wear the red underwear like i did? >> jimmy: well, no, i don't think -- >> jimmy, does he have to wear the red underwear like i did? >> jimmy: no, he didn't have to. >> dammit, why did i have to? >> jimmy: are you okay? >> i just need a minute to be alone, do you have a phone booth or something, someplace? >> jimmy: we have cell phones now, there are not anymore phone booths? >> jimmy, everything is changing. >> jimmy: oh, come on, your my

supermfro-yo after the show. >> i would like that. >> jimmy: thanks, dean cain, everyone. i need him back -- guillermo, he is working with the ins now. they have been dropping people back over the border -- oh, good, you're back. hey, we have some fun guests for you tonight. we've also got shakira, jay baruchel, and music from robin thicke, have you seen the video for this song? it is a great song, the video has a billion views, very popul popular, but i have to say it was extremely disappointing when i saw it. guillermo and i were supposed to

be in it and we got cut out. you were disappointed by it, right? since we were on the show we were able to get the unedited version of it. and no offense, i happen to think this one is better. ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf maybe i'm going blind hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ maybe i'm out of my mind hey hey hey ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me

you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for you the hottest chick ♪ ♪ in this place ♪ i feel so lucky you wanna hug me hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ what rhymes with hug me hey-ey-ey-ey hey hey hey ]♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl

can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ ♪ shake the vibe get down get up do it like it hurt ♪ ♪ like it hurt what you doing like word ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thursday night and time for our weekly section where we bleep in our segment,

the unnecessary censorship. >> former nfl wide receiver chad johnson spending 30 days in jail. >> well, they came out in the third quarter and got [ bleep ] pretty good. >> well, it may be the biggest [ bleep ] scandal against the u.s. government. >> now, i want to make it a little more interactive. you guys have a camel? >> get rid of that thing. >> i would like to thank my manager and the agency who [ bleep ] me real hard. >> do you think you could [ bleep ] more than one person at the same time? >> i do. >> hey, if you saw 60 guys [ bleep ] on the street, you

would call the cops, wouldn't you? >> oh, oh, oh, i know, how about a mouthful of [ bleep ]? >> jimmy: we have to take a quick break, when we come back, we have something extra special, a brand-new episode of our show, "baby bachelor" and shakira and robin thicke, stay with us. ♪ [ engine revs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] just when you thought you had experienced performance, a new ride comes along and changes everything. ♪ the 2013 lexus gs, with a dynamically tuned suspension and adjustable drive modes. because the ultimate expression of power is control.

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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone welcome back, shakira, and music from robin thicke, coming up.

before we get to that, a month ago we premiereed a new dating show, involving my nephew, it has taken the country by storm, he was even on "good morning america," after three choices he narrowed it down to three women, or girls, and we debuted "the baby bachelor". >> first came the bachelor, and then the bachelorette, and now? >> last time on "the baby bachelor," wesley took the girls on emotional one-on-one dates and continued his journey for two love. >> i love you! >> and now, wesley travels across the country to meet

gabrielle's family. >> i missed you. >> jimmy: but gabrielle's sister proves difficult to win over. >> hi, i am so excited for you to meet my sister. my sister is so important to me. >> i'm falling for your sister. >> she has been hurt before. if you hurt my sister, you have to answer to me. i don't trust that you have another girlfriend. that is bad. >> no, it is not bad. it's not bad. i like to have that. >> i don't like that, i know boys like you. >> what? >> i know -- >> i'm not playing games.

>> you should be ashamed. >> don't go, wesley. >> i don't need your help. >> gabby, i'm protecting you. >> you're not the boss of me. i don't want gabby to make the same mistake that i did. i am sorry about her. >> it's okay. i understand. >> jimmy: after an intense standoff with gabrielle's stupid

sister, wesley travels to meet jesse's family. >> wesley! >> jesse! come see my house. >> okay. >> i'm going to show you my room. i got my kitchen. >> wow, do you cook? >> yes. >> i can't cook, he doesn't need to know that. >> you have so many drawers. >> wesley, you want to meet my brothers? >> yes. >> come on, let's go meet them. i told my brothers to be cool. >> hi, wesley. we got you the big one. >> jesse doesn't have the best

track record with guys. >> this is the coolest date ever. >> last time jesse had a boyfriend, they went hiking and he was never seen again. >> would you like to hear a song? >> yes. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that is beautiful, wesley. >> when jesse wants something, she usually gets it. >> i'm getting a ring, i'm getting a ring. >> jimmy: next time on the most shocking season finale in "baby bachelor "history, wesley makes the most important decision of his life. who will he choose? find out next time on "the baby bachelor" [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, tonight on the

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[ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, tonight on

the program, one of the stars of a very, very funny new movie, called "this is the end," very funny movie, jay barochel is here, and from the myspace launch party, robin thicke with pharrell, and maybe a surprise guest, too, hey on sunday, please don't forget our game night sunday, steve corell will be here, you can watch before the game and eastern and central time zones. first guest tonight, an 11-time grammy winning recording artist, she wraps up her time as the coach on "the voice," please welcome shakira.

[ applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm great. >> reporter: first, congratulations, how old is your baby? >> 4 and a half months. >> jimmy: and do you like him so far? >> so far so good. >> jimmy: you know, by the way, i heard some talk that everybody calls you shaq. >> yeah, shaq. >> jimmy: worried that we have a giant shaq and a -- >> he actually carried me once. >> jimmy: he climbs up the bean stalk, and you're never seen again. okay, you have the baby at home. that must be a bit of an adjustment for you, i would imagine. >> yes, at first, you look at

yourself in the mirror, you just delivered a baby, and you feel like a sharpee, so it does take adjustment. but everything gets figured out. >> jimmy: i heard something about mensa, the high iq society, lists you as a member of the celebrities that has a very high iq, my name was not on that list. how did that happen? >> a long time ago -- let's not say anything that will make the myth die. you know, my boyfriend says i only have one neuron working properly. so give me a copy of that article. >> reporter: well, you're doing all right with just one neuron. >> frame it and show him. >> jimmy: were you a good student in school? >> i was just a little hyper

active, i would get expelled from class because i talked too much. >> jimmy: what age did you start performing? >> when i was 4 years old, i fell in love with the stage. >> jimmy: four? >> that is when i discovered my passion for dancing, for the stage, and yes, actually, i did -- i was belly dancing. >> jimmy: okay. >> in my school. >> jimmy: in school, they let you belly dance? >> yes, and it was a catholic nun school so i don't know how that happened. i moved my influences, you know. >> jimmy: and when did you put your first album out? >> when i was 13, with sony music, which back then was cbs, i started writing by the time i was 8, and by the time i was 13, 14, i released my first album. >> jimmy: and you sent the records to the record companies

and somebody said hey, listen to this? how do you put that together? i couldn't set up a lemonade stand at that age. >> well, i started performing locally -- >> jimmy: well, you're a genius. >> don't ever forget that. >> jimmy: you went to college at ucla, what classes did you take? >> history of the western civilianizati civilianizaticivi civilisation. >> jimmy: how does that work? >> i wore a cap, and a pony tail and managed to blend in. >> jimmy: because the glasses, nobody would believe it in real life. and there you are, oh, shakira would never wear a baseball cap, that must not be her. did you have a fake assumed identity? >> i used my middle name. >> jimmy: and nobody knew it was

you? >> nobody, until the last day, and i had a filipino friend, and he said i know you from somewhere. and i'm like no, you don't. i know you, i have seen you before. with my cap, no, no, no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: wow, you grew up in a big family, do you have your family working with you now? >> one of them, super tony we call him. he actually saved my life last year from a sea lion attack. he -- well, first, he almost got me killed by the sea lion, because i -- >> jimmy: how is he related to you? >> he is my brother. and i asked him, tony, can i go down there and pet the sea lion? and he was like yeah, go ahead, go ahead. and then i went down there and the sea lion, oh, my gosh, so cute, from the human perspective, we think that they're domestic, and no, no.

this thing jumped out of the water and right at me, like arrrrg. and almost had my foot -- >> jimmy: you almost had your foot eaten off by a sea lion? >> and i was shooting my campaign for my fragrance while i was there, so imagine -- >> jimmy: does it smell like sea lion? >> no, it doesn't, but i will create soon another fragrance that will remind us of the wild. >> jimmy: that is a great idea, the one that almost got your foot. could you imagine if you had no foot because it had gotten eaten by a sea lion, it would be a tragedy, but how could we not laugh when you jumped out on stage? we'll take a quick break, shakira is here, we'll be right back. (laughing)

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>> jimmy: you really don't even have to go anymore, do you? is there anything you have to do? >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: you don't have the person you are coaching anymore, right. >> sabotage. >> jimmy: who will you sabotage? >> i'm going to make their life miserable. >> jimmy: now you move from coach to judge in this particular situation, right? >> yes, i guess i could be a judge now. >> jimmy: when you were coming up in the business, did you ever have a situation in school like that where somebody sat there and evaluated you and said yeah, she is good, not good, whatever? >> yeah, i went through some contests when i first started out at a singer, so i know -- >> jimmy: did you win the contest? >> i won a few, and i occupied third place in one really important contest. >> jimmy: oh, third place? >> yeah, in latin america, a

very important one in chile. it is a festival. >> jimmy: okay. >> try to say that. >> jimmy: vin demar. >> not bad, that means vineyard of the sea. >> jimmy: grapes in the ocean. do you remember the people that finished ahead of you in that competition? >> no, but i remember the judges, ricky martin was there -- he was my judge. >> jimmy: did he vote for you? >> he better, he said he did. >> jimmy: well you know what you should do, find those people and destroy them. >> not ricky. >> jimmy: not ricky, that is nice, what are you going to do after next week? >> me and my son are going to brazil to watch my man play, for

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a very funny look at the apocalypse. it's called "this is the end." please say hello to jay [ applause ]

>> jimmy: i love the movie, by the way, you play yourself, kind of yourself in the movie. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: how true is the character to an exaggerated version of yourself? >> well, ideally, i'm a bit less of a sad sack -- >> jimmy: well, good, because i was worried about you? >> i say ideally, because i know i am the eor of every group, i'm the eor of this room. thanks for noticing. >> jimmy: do you actually -- i know you live in montreal, do you hate l.a. as you do in the movie? >> i -- i have -- i have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the film business in this city. it is a big city, 12 million --

something like that million people here, something like that. there are plenty of lovely people here, great stuff, unfortunately when i'm here i'm usually around actors and executives and all sorts of other terrible people. so i'm much more sane back home. >> jimmy: you really picked the right business to be in. >> let me tell you -- i hate acting and actors -- >> jimmy: did you have -- like when you guys came up with this exaggerated version of yourself, are there things that you did not want to do because it would make you look like you really were -- >> yeah, i mean, we all had our sort of limits, i think. mine were, i suppose i didn't want -- i don't like to make any jokes about my mother. >> jimmy: okay. >> or -- or -- hockey or canada

or something like that. these are things that are very sacred to me. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes, believe it or not, i have untouchables. >> jimmy: are you a montreal canadiens fan? >> i am, when i was a kid, my dad, the job he was doing, they got a hook-up, they had season tickets. and my father was a religious montreal canadiens fan, that was his life. he watched every game they could have. so you think a lifelong avs fan would get season tickets, he would jump at the chance to go, you would think he would say yeah, i want to take jay to see the canadiens, and without fail, every time he would just end up scalping them. >> jimmy: would he take you to

scalp them? >> no. >> jimmy: not even that? >> he would just come home with a shiner, from being a scalper, they are territorial -- not taking a shine to some businessman with a cast. >> jimmy: that is a terrible lesson, really o-- >> it is a terrible, terrible, because as big of a fan my dad was, never give a sucker an even break, how can you trump that? free money. >> jimmy: now, seth rogen is a canadian, from vancouver, the other side. >> not his fault. >> jimmy: so did you guys become friends up there? >> no, we were both kind of out here doing this tv show "undeclared." thank you, thank you. i assume that is positive. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yes, and we just kind of became fast friends, man, i mean he sort of -- he had been out

here for a while doing the "freaks and geeks," he sort of -- yeah! [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's do some other shows, let's make a few up. >> 60 minutes! mama's family -- this is -- >> jimmy: now you're getting into my wheel house -- >> terrible cynical, just say things people know, carrot sticks. >> jimmy: i heard a whinny in the audience, is he a good roommate? >> oh, no, he is the great roommate. he was much cleaner than i was, that is for sure. what is embarrassing, i still have -- i still find pairs of his underwear that he lent me. >> jimmy: what? you guys wear the same size?

>> i'll just say, there is a bit of stretch marks. i think i pooed myself one time, and we were about to go someplace, and i said hey, bud, sorry -- and i was just like i am just going to chuck these things in the garbage, you guys have a spare for me, so he clearly took it to the -- >> jimmy: wow, that is a good roommate. >> he also -- he was also my go-to barber for years. >> jimmy: i think he may be still working on your head. >> this is all me, this is all me, i look how i want to look. do you think you're better than me? >> jimmy: well, we're going to have you deported immediately. there is going to be a quick stop at super cuts and then we'll send you back home. >> i think my mother would be

happy with that. >> jimmy: i will say this, if you want to see a funny movie, "this is the end" is a very funny movie. thank you, jay. we'll be right back with music from robin thicke and pharrell.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: his new album "blurred lines" comes out july 30th. playing the title track with some help from pharrell, from the myspace launch party at the el rey theatre here in l.a., robin thicke. [ applause ] ♪ everybody get up everybody get up hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf

maybe i'm going blind hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ maybe i'm out of my mind hey hey hey ♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for you the hottest chick ♪

♪ in this place ♪ i feel so lucky you wanna hug me hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ what rhymes with hug me hey-ey-ey-ey hey hey hey ]♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me

must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ ♪ shake the vibe get down get up do it like it hurt ♪ ♪ like it hurt what you doing like word ♪ ♪ baby can you breathe i got this from jamaica it always works for me dakota to decatur ♪ ♪ no more pretending cause now you winning hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ here's our beginning hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me