>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- shakira -- from "this is the end," jay baruchel -- episode four of the baby bachelor -- and music from robin thicke featuring pharrell -- and now, not only that. here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, everybody. welcome to the show tonight. thank you for watching. kids are in bed.

let's get this party started, shall we? [ cheers and applause ] you know, this is our second show of the night tonight, earlier we had a show before game four of the nba finals between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. if you've been following the series you know the spurs hammered the heat in game three, beat them by 36 points. spurs coach gregg popovich is one of my favorite characters in the nba. he doesn't have time for nonsense. he certainly won't reveal any inside strategy. tonight he gets the supporting award for "excellence in reporting." >> what are you asking for your defense on lebron james? >> i can't tell you that. >> okay. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> good talking to you, doris. well, that was a great interview by any standard, this one is even better, this is from a mixed martial arts event, called wild bill's fight night 57.

somehow i missed the first 56 of these, held in duluth, georgia, on saturday. one of the fights was between cliff thompson and doug usher. thompson won and gave this very entertaining post-fight interview to reporter george kennebrew. >> i am standing here with a cliff follow son, a three-round war. i know that was a tough one for you, brother, give me your thoughts on the fight. oh -- yeah. yeah -- no, this is -- >> jimmy: he did give us his thoughts in a roundabout way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fighting sickens him. father's day is on sunday, you know the first father's day was celebrated in 1910, before that, there were no fathers. it was a strange and exciting time for moms. but if you're looking for a thoughtful and inexpensive gift

for dad, here's an idea. try not to roll your eye whenever he says something. [ laughter ] i had dinner with my parents last night, and my dad told me an interesting story, a story about a man who was at home on a conference call with about 60 of his co-workers, and unbenancy pelosi to his co-workers that man was on the toilet during that conference call. and when the man flushed the toilet, he realized he forgot to hit the mute button on his phone. so everyone on the call heard the toilet flush. [ laughter ] and it was silent for a moment and the guy who was leading the call said "well, that was interesting." but nobody admitted to it. and i wanted to say for the record that it definitely was not my father who was talking to his co-workers at american express in phoenix, arizona, on the toilet. it was someone else. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who i have no idea. it could have been anybody. so. happy father's day, dad.

and tonight, by the way, i'm going to give each of you the opportunity to embarrass your father on television, last year we issued one of our famous youtube challenges for father's day. i asked viewers to shoot video of themselves spraying their dad with the hose and we got hundreds of great responses like this. >> stop it! stop it! stop it now! >> we're on jimmy kimmel, dad! >> why are you doing this? >> jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: your children listen to me now, dad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so this year we're going to do it again. we have a new challenge for father's day. the theme is breakfast in bed. but i'm giving you a choice, you can do it one of two ways, option one, serve dad something terrible like a shoe filled with oatmeal, and the other option, make him a nice breakfast, bring it on a tray and just dump it on

him in the bed. pancakes, syrup, orange juice, whatever. bring it to him, record yourself doing this, upload the video, on youtube, hey jimmy kimmel i made my dad breakfast in bed. that way we can find it and we'll play our favorites. don't do damage, don't called him with hot coffee, use your head, what's wrong with you? do what you have to do, then post your message, think of this as the chance to pay him back for dragging you out of bed to help him in the yard. okay? and let's make this the worst father's day ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this could be a very big weekend at the movies. the much-anticipated "man of steel" comes out tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] finally, a super hero movie. a lot of people are excited to see -- >> excuse me, excuse me, jimmy, did you say there is a new "superman" movie coming out? >> jimmy: oh, hey, dean cain. [ cheers and applause ] as a matter of fact --

>> i didn't hear about the movies, i didn't hear they were doing it. >> jimmy: yeah, there is a movie called "man of steel." >> shocker, nobody told me about it, i probably better get over there. right? >> jimmy: no, we don't really have to do anything. >> i have my cape here, oh, look. there it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: nobody -- really. nobody -- nobody -- no one told you? >> told me what? >> jimmy: well, there is -- you know, the movie comes out this weekend. >> and? >> jimmy: which means they shot it already. >> no, wait, wait, doesn't make any sense, how can you shoot a superman movie without superman? i got to get over there. >> jimmy: i don't think you understand, dean. there -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: i don't know how to say this, but there is someone else, there is a new superman. >> but -- i'm superman. who is he? >> jimmy: well, i don't think we should get into this -- >> does he have to wear the red underwear like i did? >> jimmy: actually, no, he -- >> jimmy, does he have to wear the red underwear like i did? >> jimmy: no, he didn't wear the underwear in this -- >> dammit, why did i have to? >> jimmy: i don't know, are you okay? is everything all right? >> i just need a minute to be alone, do you have a phone booth or someplace? >> jimmy: we have cell phones now there aren't any more phone booths. >> dammit. everything is changing. >> jimmy: oh come on, you're my superman. i'll buy you a fro-yo after the show. okay? >> yeah, i'd like that, that would be good. >> jimmy: thanks, dean cain, everyone. [ cheers and applause ]

i need him back -- guillermo, he is working with the i.n.s. now. they have been dropping people back over the border -- oh, good, you're back. hey, we have some fun guests for you tonight. shakira is here, jay baruchel. and later robin thicke. have you seen the video for this song? it's a great song. the video has a billion views already, it's very popular. but have to say it was extremely disappointing when i saw it. guillermo and i were supposed to be in it and we got cut out. you were disappointed by it, right? >> very disappointed. >> jimmy: i was too. but since we're on the show tonight we were able to get the unedited version of the video. and no offense, i happen to think this one is better.

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♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for you the hottest chick ♪

♪ in this place i feel so lucky you wanna hug me hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ >> you see jimmy's getting married and [ bleep ] michael dug has.

>> chad johnson will spend. [ bleep ] in jail after violating his probation. >> in the third quarter [ bleep ] pretty good. >> when you make that decision to tell your kids i [ bleep ] somebody we started dating. >> it may be the biggest [ bleep ] scandal against the u.s. government. >> now i want to make it a little more interactive. you guys ever [ bleep ] a camel? >> it's time. >> oh! >> would you get rid of that thing? >> i'd like to thank my manager steven sea better and the gersch agency who [ bleep ] me real hard. >> do you think you can [ bleep ] more than one person at the same time? >> i do. . the you don't want to do it. >> exactly. >> if you saw 50 guys [ bleep ] on the street you'd call the cops. >> i know, i know, how about mouth full of [ bleep ] day. everybody who shows up with a mouth full of [ bleep ] gets free drinks.

[ cheers and applause ] >>. >> jimmy: we have to take a quick break. when we come back, something special, an extra special show of "the baby bachelor." music from robin thicke and farrelle. stay with us. [ cheers and applause ] [ female announcer ] degree antiperspirant does more for you, so you can do more. ♪ ♪ only degree has motionsense activated by your movement, the more you move the more it protects. ♪ do more. ♪ degree. it won't let you down. you choose two seasonal favorites starting at $10.99. like a blackened sirloin with the wedge salad

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. shakira, music from robin thick. before we get that, i want to take time out for romance. about a month ago we premiered a new dating show involving my 3-year-old nephew wesley who was

even on "good morning america." after three emotionally charged weeks he's narrowed it down to two women or girls, jessie and gabrielle. "the baby bachelor." >> first came the bachelor, and then the bachelorette, and now? >> last time on "the baby bachelor," wesley took the girls on emotional one-on-one dates and continued his journey for true love. >> i love you, wesley. >> i love you! >> and now, wesley travels across the country to meet gabrielle's family. >> i missed you. >> jimmy: but gabrielle's sister proves difficult to win over.

>> hi, i am so excited for you to meet my sister. my sister is so important to me. >> i'm falling for your sister. >> she has been hurt before. if you hurt my sister, you have to answer to me. >> i won't hurt her. i don't trust that you have another girlfriend. that's bad. >> no, it's not bad. it's not bad. i like to have a lot of girlfriends. >> i don't like wesley's values. i know boys like you. >> what? >> i know you're gaming. >> i'm not playing games. >> you should be ashamed. >> i think i'm going to go. >> don't go, wesley.

>> i'll question of it give it a try. >> i don't need your help. >> gabby, i'm protecting you. >> it's my life. >> you're not the boss of me. >> i don't want gabby to make the same mistake that i did. >> i'm sorry about her. >> it's okay. i understand. >> she's protective. >> i understand. >> she had a really good time. >> jimmy: after an intense standoff with gabrielle's stupid sister, wesley travels to meet jesse's family. >> jesse! >> wesley! come see my house. >> okay.

>> i'm going to show you my room. i'll show you my kitchen. >> wow, do you cook? >> yes. >> i can't cook, he doesn't need to know that. >> you have so many drawers. >> wesley, you want to meet my brothers? >> okay. >> come on, let's go meet them. i told my brothers to be cool. >> hi, wesley. do you like trucks, wesley? we got you the big one. >> come on, wellesley, your cars are really fast! >> jesse doesn't have the best track record with guys. >> yeah. >> this is the coolest date ever. >> last time jesse had a boyfriend, they went hiking and he was never seen again.

>> would you like to hear a song? >> yes. ♪ ♪ a, b, c, d, e, f, g >> that's beautiful, wesley. >> when jesse wants something, she usually gets it. >> i'm getting a ring, i'm getting a ring. >> jimmy: next time on the most shocking season finale in "baby bachelor" history, wesley makes the most important decision of his life. who will he choose? find out next time on "the baby bachelor." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, tonight on the program from the new comely "this is the end" jay baruchel is here. we have new music from robin

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>> jimmy: hi there, tonight on the program, one of the stars of a very, very funny new movie called "this is the end," very funny movie, jay baruchel is here. [ cheers and applause ] and the album "blurred lines"

comes out on the 30th, this is the single, the hugely popular song from the this isspace launch party, robin thick with pharrell, and maybe a surprise guest too. hey, on sunday, please don't forget our game night sunday, steve carell will be here as well as kristen wiig, and you can watch before the game and eastern and central time zones. first guest tonight, an 11-time grammy winning recording artist, she wraps up her time as the coach on "the voice" monday and tuesday night on nbc. please welcome shakira! [ cheers and applause ]

>> how are you? >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: congratulations, first of all. i know you have -- how old is your baby? >> 4 1/2 months. >> jimmy: and do you like him so far? >> so far so good. >> jimmy: you know, by the way, i heard some talk that everybody calls you shaq. >> yeah, shaq. shaquie. shaqathon. >> jimmy: great that we have a little shaq and a giant shaq. you know the other shaq? >> yes, i do. he actually carried me once. >> jimmy: oh, he did? he carried me, too, he climbs up the bean stalk, and you're never seen again. okay, you have the baby at home. that must be a bit of an adjustment for you, i would imagine. or maybe it isn't, i don't know. >> yes, at first, you look at yourself in the mirror, you just delivered a baby, and you feel like a shar pei. it does take some time of adjustment. but everything goes back to normal. >> jimmy: you figure it all out.

i read something interesting about you on "the huffington post." mensa, the high iq society, lists you among celebrities that have very high iqs. my name was not on that list. [ laughter ] did you take a test or something? how did that happen? >> a long time ago -- let's not say anything that will make the myth die. you know, my boyfriend says i only have one neuron working properly. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> yeah, so give me a copy of that article. i want to frame it and show him. >> reporter: well, you're doing all right with just one neuron. >> frame it and show him. >> jimmy: were you a good student in school? >> yeah, i was good, i was a good student. i didn't really like math but i was good overall. i was just a little hyperactive so i would always get expelled from class because i was talking too much. >> jimmy: for talking, little things like that? at what age did you start performing? >> when i was 4 years old, i fell in love with the stage. >> jimmy: 4?

>> when i was 4, yeah. >> jimmy: does it count as performing at 4? >> that is when i discovered my passion for dancing, for the stage, and yes, actually, i did i was belly dancing. >> jimmy: okay. >> in my school. >> jimmy: in school, they let you belly dance? >> uh-huh. and it was a catholic nun school. >> jimmy: really? those must have been very relaxed nuns. >> i moved my influences, you know? >> jimmy: and when did you put your first album out? >> when i was 13, with sony music, which back then was cbs, i started writing my first songs when i was 8. by the time i was 13, 14, i released my first album. >> jimmy: and you sent the records to the record companies and say, hey, listen to this, and somebody did eventually listen to it? how does that happen? how do you put that together? i couldn't set up a lemonade stand at that age. >> well, i started performing locally -- >> jimmy: well, you're a genius. i forgot, that's right.

>> don't ever forget that. >> jimmy: you went to college at ucla, you took some classes there recently, right? >> i did. >> jimmy: what classes did you take? >> history of the western civilization. >> jimmy: how does that work? when shakira is your classmate? is that distracting to the other students? >> i went incog nita. i wore a cap, a baseball cap, sweatpants no, makeup, my hair in a ponytail. >> jimmy: that worked? >> i managed to blend in. >> jimmy: you watch superman and you go, the glasses, nobody would ever believe this in real life. and there you are. oh, shakira would never wear a baseball cap, that must not be her. did you have a fake assumed identity? >> i used my middle name. >> jimmy: nobody knew it was you? >> nobody, until the last day. i had a filipino friend. >> jimmy: those are the ones. >> i know you from somewhere. and i'm like, no, you don't.

i know you, i have seen you before. with my cap, no, no, no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: wow, you grew up in a big family? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have your family members working with you? >> one of them, super tony we call him. he actually saved my life last year from a sea lion attack. >> jimmy: what? >> he -- well, first, he almost got me killed by the sea lion, because i -- >> jimmy: how is he related to you? >> he's my brother. >> jimmy: okay, your brother. >> and i asked him, tony, can i go down there and pet the sea lion? and he was like yeah, go ahead, go ahead. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and then i went down there and the sea lion, oh, my gosh, so cute, from the human perspective, we think that they're domestic, and no, no. this thing jumped out of the water and right at me, like arrrrg. and almost eats my foot off. >> jimmy: you almost had your foot eaten off by a sea lion? >> and i was shooting my

campaign for my perfume for my fragrance elixir while i was there, so imagine -- >> jimmy: does it smell like sea lion? >> no, it doesn't, but i will create soon another fragrance that will remind us of the wild. >> jimmy: of the sea lion. that's a great idea. the one that almost got your foot. oh my god. could you imagine if you had no foot because it had gotten eaten by a sea lion, it would be a tragedy, but how could we not laugh every single time when you hopped out onstage? we'll take a quick break, shakira is here, we'll be right back. "the voice," monday and tuesday night. on nbc. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] how do you leave the ordinary behind?

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>> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. shakira is here, jay baruchel, and robin thicke. so there are two shows left on "the voice"? >> yes. >> jimmy: yours have been eliminated -- you do not have anyone -- >> and adam's too. >> jimmy: you really don't even have to go anymore, do you? is there anything you have to do? [ laughter ] >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: you don't have the person you are coaching anymore, right. >> now, what do i have to do? sabotage. [ laughter ] what i dedicate myself to.

>> jimmy: who will you sabotage? >> i'm going to make their life miserable. not the actual contestants but my fellow coaches. >> jimmy: now you move from coach to judge in this particular situation, right? >> yes, i guess i could be a judge now. >> jimmy: when you were coming up in the business, did you ever have a situation in school like that where somebody sat there and evaluated you and said yeah, she's good, she's not good, whatever? >> yeah, i went through some contests when i first started out as a singer, so i know -- >> jimmy: did you win the contest? >> i won a few, and i occupied third place in one really important contest. >> jimmy: oh, third place? >> yeah, in latin america, a very important one in chile. called vina del mar. >> jimmy: okay. >> try to say that. >> jimmy: vin demar.

>> not bad. >> jimmy: something of the sea? what does that mean? >> vineyard of the sea. >> jimmy: so like grapes in the ocean basically is what this is. >> somehow an oxymoron, right? >> jimmy: do you remember the people who finished ahead of you in the economy thinking? >> no, but i remember the judges, ricky martin was there he was my judge. >> jimmy: did he vote for you? >> he better, he said he did. >> jimmy: well, you know what you should do, find those people and destroy them. [ laughter ] >> not ricky. >> jimmy: not ricky, that is nice. what are you going to do after next week? what's your plan? >> me and my son are going to become groupies, we're going to brazil to watch my man play, for barcelona. >> jimmy: wow. >> and me and my son are going to be chasing him all over brazil. >> jimmy: very nice. well, it's great to see you. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] it is "the voice," two-part finale, shakira everybody.

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. still to come, robin thicke. and pharrell. our next guest is a talented canadian you know from "knocked up," "tropic thunder" and "million dollar baby." his new movie with seth rogen, james franco, and jonah hill is a very funny look at the apocalypse. it's called "this is the end." please say hello to jay baruchel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm wg, thank you, how are you? >> jimmy: doing great. i love the movie. i thought it was very, very

funny. you play yourself, kind of yourself, in the movie. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: how true is the character to an exaggerated version of yourself? >> well, ideally, i'm a bit less of a sad sack than i am in the movie. >> jimmy: well, good, because i was worried about you. >> i say ideally, i probably am. i know i'm the eyore of that group. >> jimmy: it's easy to be the ey eyore of that group. >> who am i kidding? i'm the eyore of every group. i'm the eyore of this group. thanks for noticing. >> jimmy: do you actually -- i know you live in montreal, do you hate l.a. as you do in the movie? >> i -- i have -- i have a bit of a love/hate relationship with the film business in this city. >> jimmy: i see. >> it's a big city. 12 million, something like that. 12 million people here. there's plenty of lovely people and great stuff. unfortunately when i'm here i'm usually around actors and executives and all sorts of other terrible people. so i'm much more sane back home.

yeah. >> jimmy: you really picked the right business to be in. >> oh, yeah. let me tell you. let me tell you how easy it is. it's great. because i act and i hate acting and actors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you have -- like when you guys came up with this exaggerated version of yourself, are there things that you did not want to do because it would make you look like you really were -- >> yeah, i mean, we all had our sort of limits, i think. you know. mine were, i suppose i didn't want -- i don't like to make any jokes about my mother. >> jimmy: okay. >> or -- or -- hockey or canada or something like that. >> jimmy: oh, really, hockey or canada? >> these are things that are very sacred to me. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yes, believe it or not, i have untouchables. >> jimmy: are you a canadiens fan? montreal canadiens? >> go ahead, yeah.

>> jimmy: like did you go to the games and stuff growing up? >> i am. i had season tickets for a while. when i was a kid, my dad, the job he was doing, they got a hook-up, they had season tickets. and my father was a religious habs fan. montreal canadiens fan, that was his life. he watched every game they could have. so you think a lifelong habs fan working for the company would get season tickets, he'd jump at the chance to go. you would think he would say yeah, i want to take jay to see the canadiens, and without fail, every time he would just end up scalping them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: would he take you to scalp them? >> no. no, no. >> jimmy: not even that? >> no. he'd just come home with a shiner for get halg a fistfight with the scalpers. they're territorial people. they didn't take to some businessman showing up with a trench coat and a cast trying to scalp them. >> jimmy: that is a terrible

lesson, really -- >> it is a terrible, terrible, because as big of a fan my dad was, i think the sort of never give a sucker an even break trumped that. >> jimmy: i see. >> free money, how could i throw away free money is where he was coming from. >> jimmy: now, seth rogen is a canadian, from vancouver, the other side. >> not his fault. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so did you guys become friends up there? >> no, we were both kind of out here doing this tv show "undeclared." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, i assume that is positive. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> yes, and we just kind of became fast friends, man, i mean he sort of -- he had been out here for a while doing the "freaks and geeks," sort of -- yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's do some other shows and see what happens. let's make a few up. >> 60 minutes! yeah! [ cheers and applause ]

mama's family! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you're getting into my wheel house -- >> terribly cynical, just saying things people know. carrot sticks! >> jimmy: i heard a whinny in the audience. so you guys lived together too? >> yes. >> jimmy: is he a good roommate? >> he's a great roommate. >> jimmy: he cleans? >> much cleaner than i was, that's for sure. what's embarrassing is i still find pairs of his underwear that he lent me. >> jimmy: what? you guys wear the same size? [ laughter ] >> i'll just say, there is a bit of stretch marks. you know. i think i pooed myself one time, and we were about to go someplace, and i said hey, bud,

sorry, i think i [ bleep ]. and he was like -- i'm like, i'm going to chuck these in the garbage, you got a spare for me? so he clearly took the crappiest pair -- >> jimmy: wow, that is a good roommate. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> he also -- he was also my go-to barber for years. >> jimmy: i think he may be still working on your head. [ laughter ] >> this is all me, this is all me, i look how i want to look. do you think you're better than me? >> jimmy: well, we're going to have you deported immediately. there is going to be a quick stop at super cuts and then we'll send you back home. >> i think my mother would be happy with that. >> jimmy: i will say this, if you want to see a funny movie, "this is the end" is a very funny movie. [ cheers and applause ] in theaters now. thank you, jay. we'll be right back with music from robin thicke and pharrell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. portions of jimmy kimmel are brought to you by fuel.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: his new album "blurred lines" comes out july 30th. playing the title track with some help from pharrell, from the myspace launch party at the el rey theatre here in l.a., robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ if you can't hear what i'm trying to say if you can't read from the same page ♪ ♪ maybe i'm going deaf maybe i'm going blind hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ maybe i'm out of my mind hey hey hey ♪

♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me ♪ what do they make dreams for when you got them jeans on what do we need steam for you the hottest chick ♪ ♪ in this place i feel so lucky you wanna hug me hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪

♪ what rhymes with hug me hey-ey-ey-ey hey hey hey ]♪ ♪ okay now he was close tried to domesticate you but you're an animal baby it's in your nature ♪ ♪ just let me liberate you you don't need no papers hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ that man is not your maker hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me must wanna get nasty ♪ ♪ go ahead get at me

♪ shake the vibe get down get up do it like it hurt ♪ ♪ like it hurt what you doing like word ♪ ♪ baby can you breathe i got this from jamaica it always works for me dakota to decatur ♪ ♪ no more pretending cause now you winning hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ here's our beginning hey hey hey ♪ ♪ and that's why i'm gonna take a good girl i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it you're a good girl can't let it get past me you're far from plastic ♪ ♪ talk about getting blasted i hate these blurred lines i know you want it i know you want it ♪ ♪ i know you want it but you're a good girl the way you grab me i'm talking about these blurred lines. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]