"jimmy kimmel live: game night," presented by skype. tonight, from the cast of "grown ups 2," adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade, plus guillermo at nba media day. and now, behind the arc, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. tonight game three of the nba finals in san antonio, texas, the series is even, the spurs stole the first one but the heat came back to win game two, a 19-point blewout, you know usually when you see a blow out

that big, it is an 82-year-old woman getting her hair blown out. and this block by lebron james. that is the kind of block that gives you nightmares of a giant hand chasing you down a dark hallway for the rest of your life. but that is why they call lebron james professor dunky block, the victim of that block was spurs center tiago splitter. that sounds like a starbucks drink you can share with six of your friends, want to go in on a tiago splitter, dennis rodman was on the dan patrick radio show, saying if lebron james played back in the '90s he would have been considered an average player, yeah, because he was 12. rodman says that lebron james pales in comparison to others,

he should be going back to north korea -- players active on twitter, probably more so than athletes than any other sport, twitter gives them an opportunity to talk about anything in their giant, sweaty heads, tonight, we curated players, and set them to music. here with a music rendition of a real tweet, written by roy hibbert, the children's choir. >> ♪ on the way to dinner tonight, as i get out, taking a poop on the side of the road ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, you know, there are a lot of players with unusual names in

the finals this year, the spurs have anondo, a boris, a tiago, and a kuwai, sometimes it is hard to tell if you're watching the game, or a game of thrones. we thought it would be interesting to identify them. there are a lot of band wagons, the people you're about to see identified themselves as big miami heat fans. but let's find out how much they really know about their team in a special miami edition of "lie witness news." >> you know, do you think the heat's offense will work well against the peakaboo zone. >> yes, i do, i think miami can play half court as well as fast break, so i think they will do

fine. >> do you think the backup point guard mushi pork should be fined for criticizing? >> no, i don't think he should be fined? >> are you worried about the spur's three-point shooter? >> great defense, that is what it comes in at. >> i agree. >> what about liberious booker. >> i mean, he is going to have a ring, a lot of people ain't going to have a ring, you know what i'm saying? carmelo anthony ain't going to have a ring. >> do you love lebron james? >> i love lebron james. >> do you think he will be able to come back from his injuries? >> i mean, he has come back before. >> we're talking about a bruised volva though. >> i think he is going to push himself. >> a strong man can have a weak volva. >> he sure can. go heat!

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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, kids, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live: game night." tonight on the program, the cast of "grown ups 2." adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade are here, and we have something special planned for that. we've temporarily replaced the hobos that live out front of our theater with a basketball hoop, and tonight, adam, kevin, david, and chris have accepted our 3-point challenge. we're gonna see what these guys are made of, basketball-wise. by the way, we have a new show at our regular time tonight, too. our guests will be lil' wayne, chris messina, and we'll have music from jimmy eat world, so join us then. but first, you know, every year, for the nba finals, the players from both teams get together for media day. this event is attended by reporters from all over the world, but none are more respected than our parking-lot security guard, guillermo. that's him. guillermo was in miami with mic in hand, and the results were

mixed, at best. [ up-tempo music plays ] >> yeah hey, hey. >> hey, why basketball? >> why basketball? >> yeah. >> 'cause i was gonna be a baseball player, and, um -- >> you were no good? >> i had my growth spurt. it kind of pushed me out of the game of baseball. >> you were sucks, huh? >> no, i wasn't sucks. >> no? >> i wasn't sucks. >> i wanted to ask you when was the last time you made out? >> the last time i made out? >> yeah. >> um, i was at the casino last week, and i made out about $1,500. >> no, with a girl. >> oh, you're talking about with a girl? >> yeah. >> oh, last night. >> last night? >> yeah. >> [ chuckles ] >> yeah. >> yeah? >> that was good, too. >> i thought so, too. >> yeah. >> yeah. now it's time for my new exclusivo, "mano a manu." [ speaking spanish ] >> [ speaking spanish ] >> last year i had a great talk with lebron james.

hey, lebron. how are you? >> what's going on? >> everything good? >> [ talking indistinctly ] >> all right. good. let's see how he's doing this year. hey, lebron, how you been? good shot, lebron! lebron, right here! oh, i know. let's see how many times i have to say "lebron" so he can look at me. hold on. lebron!ñi lebron! hey, lebron! how you doing? lebron, put more spin on the ball. yeah, like that. lebron, you're the best. lebron, i'm here. tell lebron to look at me. lebron, what's going on? lebron, jimmy kimmel said, "hi." lebron, you look great. you've been working out, huh? ray allen, can you tell lebron to look at me? please? lebron! lebron! lebron! right here, lebron! throw it to me! lebron! lebron! hey, lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! how you been, lebron? lebron! hi, coach.

how are you? how you doing? good. can you tell lebron to look at me? he will listen to you. you're the coach. lebron, the coach said to look at me. lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! just one look, lebron! lebron! hey, lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! lebron! [ counter dings ] well, that was my exclusive interview with lebron james. i nail it again. i have a very important question. >> really? >> why does lebron james hate me so much? >> why he hate you so much? >> yeah. >> i don't know. what did you do to him? >> he won't even look at me. i don't know why. mr. mcgrady, why you think lebron james hate me so much? >> uh, maybe because you're short. >> is it nice to be tall? >> it is. it is. >> yeah? >> is it nice to be short? >> no. >> no? >> no. >> when was the last time you make out? >> with who? >> i don't know. [ chuckling ] you tell me. i don't know. >> i made out three seconds,

um...right now. >> right now? [ talking indistinctly ] >> [ smooches ] >> oh, my gosh. >> that was the last time for both of us. >> thank you very much. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> [ groans ] >> all right. let me go. >> all right. >> that's uncomfortable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, i think you're a basketball wife now. >> [ chuckling ] yeah. >> jimmy: all right, we'll be right back with adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock, and david spade, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by mr. peanut and planter, go to ineedsomeenergy.com. announcer: ...miami continue their streak. still watchin?

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s >> jimmy: hello, there. welcome back. tonight, we welcome a comedy all-star team. together, they have birthed the movie franchise that rivals only "batman," "spider-man," and "bond." "grown ups 2" opens july 12th. please welcome chris rock, adam sandler, david spade, and kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] well, look at this.

i guess -- i want to get the -- [ cheers and applause ] they really don't deserve all that. i want to get the uncomfortable question out of the way right off the bat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what happened to rob schneider? did he get kicked out of the group? >> [ chuckles ] >> [ chuckles ] >> jimmy: did he do something? what did he do? >> rob, while we were shooting it, was having a baby. >> jimmy: he was? okay. >> his wife got pregnant, yeah. >> jimmy: his wife got pregnant. >> i got her pregnant. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] [ laughter ] >> [ chuckling ] she's having chris rock's baby, yeah. >> jimmy: [ chuckles ] all right. all right. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: adam, is this true you bought everyone -- all these guys -- maseratis after the success of the original "grown ups" movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: and do you guys drive the maseratis? do you still have them? did you sell them? >> spade was just driving his, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no, no. i drive it around, look cool, and, uh, i hang out the sunroof and i go, "he-ey!" >> i sold mine for cocaine. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, so, you know what to get chris next time. >> just send the coke.

>> it looks like fun, doesn't it? >> jimmy: it looks like fun, but it also looks like david is pushing you guys off a cliff. >> yeah. no. >> that's the farthest, legally, adam can get me off the poster. he's like, "what if you're hiding behind the 'w'?" i go, "no, i don't know." >> jimmy: you guys have a big group here, and so i wanted to throw some questions out. you guys know each other very well. >> sure. >> jimmy: you've spent a lot of time with each other, so i was gonna ask you some general questions, and you go with them, all right? >> you go right ahead, jimmy. >> jimmy: uh, first of all, which one of you is most likely to be late to the set? >> ooh, that's a good one. >> oh. >> that is a good one. >> i think we're all pretty good at that. >> we're pretty good. >> depends if i have a stomach ache. i have a stomach ache, then that can delay things quite a bit. >> if there's an ice-cream truck. >> you could turn around and go, "you know what? we should shoot a different scene." >> jimmy: do you get stomach aches a lot? >> i do get stomach aches. i do. >> shockingly. >> yeah. it is weird, right? >> no, it sucks. >> 'cause you see what i eat. i eat like a bird. >> you eat like a baby bird. >> and it's just weird that it would happen that it would be

upset, but it does happen. >> jimmy: uh, who complains the most? >> spade. >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i have the biggest, uh -- >> he doesn't mean to, be he does. >> no, i have what doctors call a temper. and, uh, there's no controlling it. but i'm not allowed to get mad. it's the worst combination. >> jimmy: who's most likely to punch somebody? >> oh... >> spade. >> jimmy: also spade? >> kevin james is the guy you don't want to get hit by. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> i know how to hit well. not when i have a stomach ache. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which of you is most likely to pay for sex? >> uh... >> oh, that's -- that's -- that would be spade, again, i think, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> no. i -- uh, yeah. [ laughter ] i'm not married, so, yeah. i guess. >> jimmy: who's most likely to mess up his lines? >> me. >> yeah. that's rock. >> 'cause i can't read, jimmy. >> why did you bring this up, jimmy? >> jimmy: this is a shocking confession.

>> i can't read, jimmy. >> yeah, we're getting there. >> jimmy: who do you think will die first out of the group? >> uh, that's pretty much me. [ laughter ] i got to be honest. i'm not even sure of the odds of me making it out of this interview. >> he's feeling tingly right now. >> is it the left arm numb or right arm? i'm feeling both now. >> jimmy: do you feel a shooting pain? >> it's not shooting. it's there, though. >> jimmy: who's the funniest of the group? >> spade. >> yeah. >> well, i want to work, again. i'm gonna say it's sandman. yeah, i like working. so, uh... >> everybody's got their thing. everybody, you know -- spade is incredibly quick. he's the fastest guy we know. rock will say anything on his mind, and he's fearless. kevin is the -- i don't know. he makes me laugh my ass off, and i'm just incredible. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> sounds like a toss up. >> yeah. >> that's a tough one.

>> jimmy: i want to mention you have a group nude scene in the film, and how do you handle something like that? do you go around to each person individually to see if they're comfortable with it? are there restrictions on it. >> it's not tasteful, either. >> no. >> sandler writes it, and we do it. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is that right? >> he's frank. we're the rat pack, and we just do whatever frank tells us to do. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy, in the first one, if you have a nude scene, like, if you're a girl, you -- jessica alba -- you wait six months of working out and buffing and polishing. i'm eating an enchirito at lunch, and he walks in and he goes, "uh, hey, uh, i think on this one after lunch, you're gonna show your naked butt. is that cool?" and i'm like, "yeah, i'm good." no makeup, no powder, no spray tan. i finish all my food. i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't powder your butt? >> i wanted to, and my butt powder was stuck in l.a., and so, thank god my nose powder got there. we're gonna take that out. don't worry about it. >> jimmy: he meant on the nose.

>> i make myself look like i'm the party guy. [ laughs ] anyway, long story short, i have a huge ass. >> jimmy: one of your co-stars, i don't know how big his role is, but patrick schwarzenegger is in the film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger's son. does he audition for you, or does arnold just drop him off in the minivan and say, "put him in?" >> i knew patrick when he was a kid -- little kid. he was in "benchwarmers" with david. >> yeah. yeah. >> he was a little kid then, and, yeah, no, he auditioned, and he's a handsome boy. and he -- there's some fraternity guys in "grown ups 2." taylor lautner's in there. and they're kind of like punks to us, and patrick played the part well, and he's a nice kid. >> jimmy: well, we have a challenge for you guys if you're willing to accept it. we have a hoop set up outside our theater. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'm gonna pretend this is a surprise to you. there's the hoop. >> no! >> no! >> jimmy: yes, yes. really. for serious. >> it's like a bowling alley. >> jimmy: and there are people with foam sticks waving them, and what we're gonna do is we're

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>> jimmy: all right, we're back on hollywood boulevard. their challenge is to make a three-point shot, we have a basket, a ball, and if they don't make it? >> dicky: the world's first social music player, the ultimate ears boom -- a 360-degree wireless speaker made to rage, riot, party, and play the music you love out loud. make music social. >> jimmy: beautifully read. so, the pressure is on. this could turn ugly. so, who do you think, of the four of you, has the least chance to make this shot? >> uh, me. >> jimmy: chris. all right. you're gonna go first. >> i'll go first. >> jimmy: chris rock is first. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. and it's up. [ audience groans ] a valiant effort. all right, spade is gonna go next. >> come on, david! [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: very, very close. and now kevin james at the line.

[ cheers and applause ] he lines it up, takes his time, and he's just short. it's just short. and now the pressure is on adam sandler. adam. >> here we go, jimmy! >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ audience groans ] one more. one more. >> we got this, jimmy! >> jimmy: we need a happy ending to this. >> jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: so close. it's getting worse. [ cheers and applause ] chris rock sneaks it in. let's look at the instant replay. oh, you can see he comes in and banks it in with no defender whatsoever. unbelievable. "grown ups 2" opens on july 12. we're gonna meet you all later tonight at our regular time. good night, everybody.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it is "jimmy kimmel live," plus, metta world peace. and now, here is jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] we're on early tonight. game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. you know, the nba made an announcement that could change the way we watch these guys, next season for the first time ever they will allow advertising on the court. teams will be able to present time on the court, it will be just like nascar but with a lot

more black people. the plan is expected to net the nba over $100 million in revenue next year. i'm excited about it. my big problem watching the nba games now is the overall lack of advertising. i would like to see them replace the basketball with a honey baked ham. you know, if you saw our game night special on tuesday you may have seen our special miami edition of "lie witness news." we asked a bunch of people pre tending to be heat fans questions, and they looked silly answering the questions. it was only fair to do it to the miami fans, while we were in south beach we asked them about strategies, it turns out people are willing to lie on tv no matter where they are from. here is a special spurs fans edition of "lie witness news."

>> how do you feel about coach popovich's ram bus style offense. effective? >> they changed three years ago. they used to be a post dump it in, kick it out. now it's more emotion offense. it's successful. >> do you think tony stark is a good owner for the spurs? >> yeah. he does a good job with the team right now and the direction they're going. >> how do you think kalisi is going to defend lebron? >> he's going to do his best. tell me about the spurs three-point shooter, cry me a river? >> he's good. he's going to have to bring it tonight. he's really going to have to bring it. maybe -- he's average is maybe, what, 12 points a game? >> 13. >> he's going to have to try to bring that up a little bit. it's going to be hard. >> he has put in the work, rehabilitated, do you think he will be effective? >> i'm sure he will be, not as effective before he was out, i'm

sure he will try to get as many points as he can. do you think the spurs are going to be able to handle the heat's chakadaka? >> they might, they're a good team. >> how do you speak the spurs tony parker is going to match up against the point guard? >> i don't know where he came from. that is what he is going to be a made-up player. >> we have a great show for you tonight. jack black will be here in a bit to delight us. once again we will pit man versus baby, trick titus ashby 2-year-old, 3 feet tall. last week he crushed shaquille o'neal, and tied kobe bryant. tonight, he will take on his

most difficult opponent. he will go head to head with metta world peace. you know, if you watch us regularly, you know from time to time we skype with people in their homes, tonight, our contestants are nba legends, joining us now, first from his home from california, seven-time all-star, james worthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> james, are you going to be able to get around your house without the goggles on? >> i'm not sure. we'll see. they're not prescription. they're just for protection. i still might need them. >> your opponent tonight another hall of famer from his home in san diego two time all star with the portland trail blazers, welcome, bill walton.

>> well, thank you. i know you're on your fifth set of knees. will that be an issue tonight? >> i'm ready to go. >> shake virtual hands. it's time to play skype scavenger hunt. >> jimmy: i'll ask you to find an item, or items, your job is to bring them back as quickly as you can. the challenge, bring back the most embarrassing thing from your medicine cabinet, there he goes, james seems like he knows what he is heading to find. his house looks like ritual sacrifices are going on, that is not a chair. that is a throne. here's bill. bill, what do you have? >> a bottle of tequila. >> that's in the medicine cabinet? james, what did you bring back?

>> preparation h. >> round one goes to james worthy. round two, bring back something you regret buying, dumbest item wins, okay? go. something you regret buying. my house is full of this stuff. i go on amazon in the middle of the night and things arrive at my door. sometimes much smaller than i thought they would be. i ordered a desk once. it was an inch high. bill is back first. bill, what do you have for us? >> how about this right here, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is that? >> well, i bought it for my wife. for when she's not here. >> all right. james, what do you have? >> well, i bought this and i hid

it once and only hid it once. it was the worst purchase ever. it was this driver. i bought it about three years ago. >> jimmy: all right >> all i've lost is golf balls. >> i don't know if you see what bill has but you lost by a mile. round two goes to bill walton. we have a tie. and now we have a challenge. gentlemen, i challenge you to come back dressed like a ghost. best ghost costume wins. go ahead. dress as a ghost. now, i go right to the bedroom, right? and grab some scissors. then get in trouble with the wife, i guess. you could go a lot of ways with this. i mean, you could grab probably a jar of talcum powder and put it over your head or go for the classic charlie brown ghost. james worthy is back.

at least i think that's james. there is really no way to know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, oh, my goodness. we're going to call this a tie. in fact, we have something special for both of you. tell them what they won. >> announcer: their superior efforts, they both win a copy of "behind the candelabra." on dvd, it is matt damon in his most true to life role yet. >> jimmy: thank you james and bill, we'll be right back with jack black. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel, and i'm here to let you know

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everyone to game night. won't be long now we're mere minutes away from this matchup. titus will dance on metta world peace's grave.

you're guest to t tonight is a golden globe actor, tickets go on sale tomorrow, please welcome jack black. >> jimmy: you got a lot of style, jack. >> you got style, you got style and grace, i like what is happening here. >> jimmy: i know you're starting a big thing in l.a. >> you heard about it? i'm starting a festival with my partner, it is called "festival supreme." and it is a comedy music

festival. we have mr. show, you may know mr. show from the days of glory. we have tim and eric, of tim and eric show, awesome, we have adam sandler, we have triumph, the insult comedy dog. i am talking so fast, but there are like 25 awesome people, yeah, i forget, i can't remember any of their names, and they're all as good as those ones i just said. we're all in there, kind of like the carnival barker hosts. >> jimmy: the other thing you're here to tell us about is a film you have coming out. that sounds great. >> thank you for bringing this up. we just finished actually shooting -- it is a sequel, me and kyle have been passionate about it. is it cool -- i brought the trailer, it is more like a reel from the film. >> jimmy: we would love to have

a look at it. take a look, jack's new movie. >> back in high school i had it all. brains, skills, girls. but after graduation everything just fell apart. now i have got no job, no girlfriend. and one very annoying roommate. >> scott! >> what, dad? >> you plugged the drain again, son. >> sue me. >> sometimes i think we're cursed. >> dad, how come we can't change back into humans anymore? >> because our hearts are filled with bitterness and regret. no, no, you can't play with these doggies, because you see, these are nasty trail are park doggies. >> shut up, john.

>> can you say "i love you"? >> you racist. >> pathetic. that is the last straw. come on, scott. let's go. ♪ ♪ >> can i help you? >> we would both like a body waxing. >> full body. that will be $9,000. >> i have $54. >> dad, look! father/son, 2 on 2 basketball tournament, grand prize $9,000, entrance fee, $54.

>> hey, son? >> yeah! >> hello. is this the father/son tournament? >> yeah, i should have put up more fliers. >> are we the only ones here? >> mcginley. >> what a nice surprise. >> where is your son? >> i'm your new son. >> we're the mcginleys. time to rock! ♪ ♪ we got to make it all the way ♪

to the top of the mountain ♪ we can do it all again. you are the best but you say you don't know, you you got the best, you call the shots but you know that you got to believe ♪ you got to believe ♪ that you're simply the best! ♪ ye yeah. >> congratulations, here is your check for $9,000. >> oh, man. >> you ready to get waxed? >> you know what? i think i like being a wolf. >> i do too, son, i do too. >> maybe just a reverse

brazilian. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't know if you need to see the movie now -- >> jimmy: you know what, don't see the movie but do buy tickets. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: october 19th, tickets go on sale friday, jack black. we'll be right back with "trick shot titus," and metta world peace. >> grab some go-tivation at ineedsomeenergy.com.

>> welcome back to jimmy kimmel live, game night. the moment of truth has arrived, one of the many gifts the internet has given us is 2-year-old basketball sensation, titus is a force unlike anything we've seen three feet tall. he beat shaquille o'neal. he tied kobe bryant. he even beat me, and i'll tell you something, i cheat.

tonight he faces a man who traveled all the way from his home in los angeles. he was a member of the 2010 championship team and last place finisher on "dancing with the stars," the basketball player formerly known as ron artest. please welcome metta world peace. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? you ready for this? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: are you up to the challenge? >> i'm ready to go. >> jimmy: now, the opponent, "trick shot ashby." [ cheers and applause ] how are you? you see this guy, titus? that's metta world peace. metta, this is titus, are you scared? >> i have never been nervous in my life but this kid makes me nervous.

>> jimmy: this is joseph, his dad, that trained him to be the free throw shooting machine that he is, you never met him before? >> never. just seen him on youtube. >> shake hands. we're going to put the pleasantries aside. it is time for crash of the titus. we have two hoops set exactly to each shooter's height. metta's rim is 6'7". titus is 3 foot no inches. the distance is set to account for the height difference. cousin sal is the referee. each has 30 seconds to make as many shots as you can. metta, you're first. are you ready? >> no cheating. >> no cheating at all. when the whistle blows we will begin. and here we go. ♪

you're not kidding around here. come on, ref. >> there you go. >> ten seconds. >> stop cheating. [ whistle blows ] >> very well done. >> he blew the whistle early. >> what do you think, titus? do you think you can beat him? >> yes. >> here we go. take your position. metta, come on over here. all right, titus. the number to beat is six. are you ready, titus? >> don't beat him too bad. he has areally bad temper. >> go! shoot, titus!