it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight josh duhamel. barbeque master adam perry lang. and music from luke bryan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, there, thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: glad to be here tonight. glad to have a job. this is the time of year when i'm especially happy i'm not in school anymore. the end of summer, the fun is almost over. i'll never forget the advice my dad game me, it was a new school in las vegas, he said the first thing you do when you walk in the school yard is you find the biggest kid in class and punch him in the face. in hindsight, i think he might have been confusing school with prison, but didn't matter, never really listened to him anyway. today was the first today of school for our local unified school district. there was a brand-new school, they were fortunate enough to come upon a second grader named carlos. >> carlos, a second grader here, you were a little nervous last night, you said you couldn't sleep before coming to class

last night? >> yes. >> so you didn't know you were going to be the first student ever to come to this school? >> yes. >> you know you hit the jackpot? >> yes. >> you know you're the first student, right? >> yes. >> are you excited? >> yes. >> do you have anything else to say to anyone else out there with school coming and starting? >> yes. >> what do you have to say? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, he is very different from when i was a kid. now days, you learn how to do things in school your phone already knows how to do things better and faster than you ever will. i think the only thing that stuck with me was the pledge. that and 11 balloons. the national anthem, the pledge is one of those things we don't screw up. we recited it every morning in school. i still recite it because i love

my country. it freaks the guy out at country bean. not everybody does this. if you're rusty on the pledge, don't worry, we asked people to recite it on the streets today. this is how it goes. >> recite the pledge of allegiance. >> i pledge allegiance. that is as far as i can get. >> recite the pledge of a allegiance. >> oh, say can you see ♪ >> pledge of allegiance, to god, under the united states of america. >> i pledge to the flag -- for justice for all. i -- all right, we're going to have to cut that. >> i pledge to the flag of the united states of america.

for which it stands, one nation under god, individual -- individual. >> individual. >> individual. >> independence. >> in-- >> in-- is that the word? all right. okay, i think -- i'm going to have to work on it some more, i'm pretty sure. >> recite the pledge of allegiance. >> i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisibility. >> if only he could spin the world back wards and start all over again. josh duhamel is here, luke ryan is here. and smoking meat, the great

chef, adam perry lang. hello, adam, i can smell you from here. this is a book for people who know what they're doing on the grill. called "serious barbecue." what are you doing tonight? >> these are called serious barbecues. >> jimmy: adam happens to be jewish, so if you're in the market for a circumcision and you have a blessed child. very good, we'll come back to adam a little later. and tomorrow is the big night, too. oprah winfrey will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] what is this? oprah is going to be here tomorrow. i said tomorrow. yeah. so back out and wait. tomorrow. >> oprah!

>> jimmy: yeah. this is why i post the events calendar in the lobby and nobody reads it. by the way, just so you know that is what it looks like when you spend $8,000 on a dumb two-second joke. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: worth every penny. there is a major television event coming up monday i would like you to be aware of. it is a special tlc called the man with the 132 pound scrotum. it is not what you think, this is a show about a guy whose scrotum weighs 132 pounds. the guy with the scrotum in question is 49 years old, lives in las vegas, he has a rare medical condition which looks like this. which is -- to put 132 pounds of scrotum every day, that would be like walking around every day with heidi klum crammed down

your pants, carrying a ham maybe. and he has a sweat shirt he wears on his legs which he uses to accommodate his massive things. you know, they do have pant that is -- would work for that, justin bieber's -- i looked up the pant, boulder pants, man seeking a woman, for anything at all. i like to take very, very slow walks on the beach. you think about it. though, the girl shows up, your profile picture made it sound like your scrotum was only 80 pounds. tlc show cased this guy on their show. he seems to be handling it pretty well. >> the weight is probably equal to a very large sack of potatoes. very large sack of potatoes.

>> we got to get that guy on "dancing with the stars" right? although, he raised enough money to get it removed. i'm not kidding, it left him with a one-inch penis, alanis morissette is writing a song about it. apparently he just woke up one morning and they kept growing. and guillermo put together a quick video that could possibly help you diagnose this at home. >> nope! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very thorough. you know, we make jokes about this, because we're joke-makers.

that is what we do. but when you hear a story like this you have to wonder, why does something like that happen to a person? you know, you can't judge the will of the lord? but why would the will of the lord involve a super sized scrotum? i guess it couldn't hurt to ask. god, god? i don't know if you're listening, but it is me, jimmy kimmel, and god? >> is this about slam dunking again? because it is not going to happen. >> jimmy: oh, no, no, i gave up on that years ago. i just wanted to know -- i understand that in your wisdom and glory that you created the world and that it is beyond the capacity of any human to understand your ways, but 132-pound scrotum? >> is there a question? >> jimmy: yeah, well, i mean, why that? it seems kind of random? >> are you questioning my decisions? are you questioning the lord? >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no, not

questioning, i'm just looking for a little insight. i mean, you have to admit. even for you that is a big scrotum, comically big, and why that guy? hitler didn't get a 132-pound scrotum. why did you saddle this guy get it in. >> maybe i should take it off of him and put it onto you. >> jimmy: no, no, no, as long as you're fine with it, it's okay. >> anything else? >> jimmy: can i please just slam dunk one time? >> no, now behave yourself and i'll see you in 18 months. >> jimmy: wait. what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a lot tonight, josh duhamel, music from luke bryan, and when we come back we'll talk to a woman who is a

very big fan of the redskins, this is how she reacted when she didn't get the ñiautograph. >> he came to where i was standing. i was so disappointed. >> jimmy: i have a lot of questions for this weeping adult. and we'll ask them after this break. so come back. [ female announcer ] what if breakfast was set free? ♪ where might it take you? ♪ where might you go? ♪ introducing kellogg's® to go. ♪ the power of protein and fiber all bottled up in a delicious breakfast shake. get up -- and go. kellogg's®. from great starts come great things.

♪ with a sub and a drink, it's the $4 lunch ♪ ♪ anytime, all day ♪ made the way you say ♪ get the $4 lunch at subway over $8.00 a meal. you say dinner out is this digiorno dinner from walmart is less than $2.30 a serving. replacing one pizza dinner out a week saves your family of 4 over $1,200 a year.

save money. live better. walmart. [ female announcer ] resisting the magical taste of silky smooth dove® chocolate is difficult. but choosing which one is even harder.

has motionsense activated by your movement, the more you move the more it protects. ♪ do more. ♪ degree. it won't let you down.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. josh duhamel, adam perry and luke bryan are on the show. first off, i want to introduce you to a woman named kimberly

lewis, who is a life-long redskins fan, so much so that last month she woke up, drove all the way to their training camp hoping to get autographs. unfortunately, she didn't get autographs, so she broke out her cell phone and made a video of herself doing this. >> i just drove all the way to the redskins' camp for nothing. i've been here since 6:30 a.m., it is like 12:00. and all i wanted was autographs, i couldn't even get that. nobody even came to where i was standing. i was so disappointed in the redskins. i waited my whole life. i just wanted one. i worked for this and everything. [ crying ] >> jimmy: do they make face diapers, because they should? kimberly also wanted to make sure this tragedy never happened

to anyone else. so she issued a warning to any other redskins fans who may be watching. >> do not come to the redskins training camp. i repeat, do not come to the redskins training camp. it is a waste of time. you won't get an autograph. you will just wind up wasting your time. i took off work and everything for this. i can't believe that the redskins would do their fans like this. [ crying ] >> jimmy: terrible problem, what do you think about that, guillermo? >> terrible, she is crazy. >> jimmy: i have to admit in a sick way i found kimberly's level of despair to be fascinating. so we tracked her down and she is joining us by skype, how are you doing? >> i'm doing well, thank you. >> jimmy: how old are you, kimberly? >> 27. >> jimmy: oh, kimberly, and what do you do for a living?

>> i work -- i'm a manager at a market. >> jimmy: so you have a responsible job, would you call that like a fit or tantrum that you had? >> more like a hormonal breakdown. >> jimmy: what happened at training camp that specifically made you so upset? >> i just in my head thought it was going to be something other than them training. obviously -- >> jimmy: i see. >> obviously, i didn't understand training camp. >> jimmy: you missed the words "training" and "camp." you thought you were going to go to a very sweaty autograph session? >> yes, i guess so. at least i thought it was going to be a meet and greet, i don't know, in my head i thought i would just meet all the players. like after they practiced they would come over and meet and you greet the fans, and it would be awesome.

>> jimmy: maybe they would lift you up and carry you off on their shoulders, give you a trophy of some kind? who posted this video? >> i posted it on my facebook and it was accidentally uploaded to youtube from my phone. and some of my friends from facebook uploaded it to youtube, as well. >> jimmy: and the idea was, you wanted to kind of embarrass the redskins for mistreating you, instead you wound up embarrassing yourself, i guess? >> totally. >> jimmy: do you roll video every time you find yourself crying, or just in this particular instance? >> i just didn't have anybody to vent to at that time. so facebook is like the platform for everybody's venting, so -- >> jimmy: what does your family think about this? what was their reaction? >> they make fun of me daily. >> jimmy: they do. >> every time. >> jimmy: did the redskins reach out to you to calm you down?

>> yes, they did. the redskins' organization is a great organization. i repeat, the redskins organization is a great organizes, they treat their fans very well in the community. and me. >> jimmy: do you go to a lot of redskins games? you must really like the redskins? >> unfortunately, i work most sundays. so it has not worked out that i could go to a game. >> jimmy: oh, you have never been to a game? >> no, i watch it on tv -- >> jimmy: well, how big a fan could you be? >> i'm the biggest fan from home ever! >> jimmy: okay, you're home bound. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i did see a good lesson, and that lesson is if you cry like a 2-year-old, eventually you will get your way right? >> especially if you drive 50 miles. >> jimmy: have you ever seen the

movie "up"? yeah, don't watch it. okay? all right, thank you very much, kimberly. and good luck. we have a good show for you tonight, barbecue from adam perry lang, music from luke bryan. and we'll be right back with josh duhamel. ♪ ♪ >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by intel, it is what is inside that counts. intel, look inside. we're now grilling up freshly made egg-whites. you like to cool down. we just added a refreshing new smoothie. you get wrapped up in things. we're introducing new delicious ways for you to eat. there's no one quite like you. now more than ever, there's something for everyone to love at mcdonald's. be in our ad. go to imlovinit.com

when her sister dumped me. oh dad, you remember my friend alex? yeah. the one that had the work done... [ male announcer ] sometimes being too transparent can be a bad thing. this looks good! [ male announcer ] but not with the oscar mayer deli fresh clear pack. it's what you see is what you get food.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i wish you could smell through your television right now. his best selling book is called "serious barbecue," chef adam perry lang is with us tonight, he is making short ribs, that was guillermo's nickname in the fourth grade. and this just came out called "crash my party." luke bryan. tomorrow night we have a special visitor tomorrow night. oprah winfrey will be here tomorrow. as well as christopher mintz-plasse. and we'll have music from the wanted. and ashton kutcher, and our first guest is a vanquisher. opens in theaters august 23rd,

available in video on demand. please welcome josh duhamel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're about to have a baby. they're very excited to see you. >> you guys were all in the green room, i take it? >> jimmy: a little -- a little party out in the parking lot before, i think -- >> that is what is cool about this show. >> jimmy: do you have your phone on? what if your wife, fergie goes into labor -- >> i did leave it back stage, somebody would page me -- >> jimmy: that would be exciting if you had to dash home -- >> that would be great tv. >> jimmy: have you picked out a

name yet? >> i can't, she would have my balls. i saw the segment earlier, so i can understand that guy -- >> jimmy: what, now, have you had the baby shower and all that stuff? >> we have had a couple of baby showers, there is still one more to go. i went to one a couple of weeks ago which was unlike any baby shower i have ever been to. it was a gaby-shower. all of her best gay friends through her a baby shower, and i tell you what -- >> jimmy: and they called it a gaby-shower? >> yes, they called it a gaby-shower. and it was easily the best dressed party in l.a. >> jimmy: you were at it? >> oh, yeah, i went to the whole thing, i thought as the father-to-be, you just show up at the end and -- >> jimmy: just take the gifts. >> she insisted i was there for the whole thing, and i'm glad i was, because it was actually

really, really fun. >> jimmy: were there famous people at the gaby-shower? >> oh, yeah, rue paul. >> jimmy: wait a minute, rue paul. >> dean and dan -- jamie foxx showed up -- >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, jamie foxx showed up. he said heñi was in the buildin >> jimmy: he has a radar, if there is a party within 40 miles he knows where it is and just makes a beeline to it. wow, that is something else. so there is another baby shower? >> well, there was one last week, her aunt pam threw it for her. it was her closest relatives, off it was a perfect excuse for me to go off to my buddy game weekend in minnesota. >> jimmy: now, tell us about it. what is the buddy game weekend? >> it is epic. it is something my friend has

done -- his name is bob schwartz. we call him buddy glue, the guy who keeps us altogether. i have really great friends, some from kindergarten. he just built this house in minnesota, we planned this thing for months. it involves go-cart racing, paint ball, darts, a lot of streaking across the wiffle ball field. >> jimmy: oh, there is wiffle ball? that is right up my alley. >> he literally streaked across the field in a paint ball helmet and an air gun. >> jimmy: this sounds fantastic, you go to go-cart tracks? >> yeah, there is this thing called pro cart that we go to, somewhere in the minneapolis area. >> jimmy: and at this end is there a winner? >> oh, yeah, very competitive. >> jimmy: who is the winner? >> well, you know, it is under appeal at the moment. >> jimmy: oh, it is?yeah, a guy

greg greenwald won it, but we didn't get to finish darts and we didn't get to finish bean bags, because bob was too drunk. >> jimmy: bob was too drunk. >> so we didn't get to finish, and i was like two points behind him. and i was in the championships for darts, so i felt like i had a chance to win. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to say this, i think you treat it like a rain-out with baseball, in this case, bob got drunked-out. if you were only running one or two eventsñi and then it ended, well, yeah, then maybe you might have a case. but i think you're going to have to say maybe you didn't win this year. >> you're right, you're right. he takes this very seriously. >> jimmy: well, as you see i didn't even go and i take it seriously. >> you are invited next year. >> jimmy: i would never leave.

>> it is funny you say that, because my friend, chad bjork, i get a text from him, he says that he is not sure bchad is going to go home. >> jimmy: chad, it is time to leave, to pack up and go home. you brought video here. what are we going to see? >> this is the highlight, we had a playoff to win the golf competition. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we had to play an extra hole. we still tied. and then we had to go to a practice range and hit from the practice range onto the practice green. well, you'll see what happened. take a look. >> jimmy: okay. [ horns blowing ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. [ cheers and applause ] josh duhamel. we'll be right back. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony.

since aflac is helping with his expenses while he can't work, he can focus on his recovery. he doesn't have to worry so much about his mortgage, groceries, or even gas bills. kick! kick... feel it! feel it! feel it! nice work! ♪ you got it! you got it! yes! aflac's gonna help take care of his expenses. and us...we're gonna get him back in fighting shape. ♪ [ male announcer ] see what's happening behind the scenes at aflac.com. land of the free and home of the mouth watering ball park frank. made with 100% angus beef and just a dash of democracy. ball park franks, so american you can taste it.

♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] delta touch2o technology for your kitchen and bathroom. precisely in tune with every touch. see what delta can do. [ female announcer ] resisting the magical taste of silky smooth dove® chocolate is difficult. but choosing which one is even harder.

♪ with a sub and a drink, it's the $4 lunch ♪ ♪ anytime, all day ♪ made the way you say ♪ get the $4 lunch at subway [ male announcer ] lunchtime is now anytime with the new subway $4 lunch. because all day, every day you can enjoy plenty of your favorite six-inch subs like the spicy italian or meatball marinara plus a 21 oz. drink. that's the $4 lunch only at subway. ♪ at subway

>> it's all good, god, we were here all day and all night last week? we need food, water, something, just anything -- where are you going? wait! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: josh duhamel! "scenic route," is now available on "video on demand" and in theaters on august 23rd. what is the movie about? >> well, it is like two friends who drifted over the years. kind of like me and bjork, maybe, this is an effort to reconnect, but the truck stalls on the side of the road. but the short of it is, we get stuck there for four days with no food or water. so it goes from a buddy comedy to an all-out survival movie. i'm really, really proud of the movie, we shot it out in death

valley. rehearsed it like a play -- if you can avoid those crazy weather conditions, it is not too bad. >> jimmy: yeah, stay inside at all times. it is a beautiful place. so you have other projects, and this is a more serious project that you were working on. this is based on a true story. >> it is. i saw this -- this documentary series on tlc about the man with the 132 pound scrotum. >> jimmy: right, i just happened to be telling you about that earlier. >> and yeah, i noticed that you had it on there. so i just felt, you know, as a way to feel like how it is to walk in a man's shoes, to sort of see how he sees the world and how he fits in, i just felt it was sort of my duty to sort of walk a mile in his shoes. >> jimmy: i didn't know you were so sensitive.

i had no idea. but i believe we have an excerpt from it now. let's take a look. >> yeah, i'm very proud of it. >> well, i'm about to put on my disguise. got a wig. camera glasses, and my hat. so time to put on the giant scrotum. is it this way? >> no, i guess i just have to get out there and face the world. i'm nervous. i sure hope the people will look past what is on the outside and see me for who i really am. those people that were staring at me, judging me, based solely on my scrotum. that is not funny, man! i'm human like you, just walking

down the street i felt like an object. people don't want to talk to me or make eye contact with me. >> you're out of your mind! >> i'm not a freak? normal things i take for granted are almost impossible. i can't see! i have gesticulitis, big [ bleep ] deal! that feels better on my back. what are you looking at? what are you looking at? have you ever seen anybody turn around -- ouch! oh -- but just when i was about to give up i realized exactly why i was in this situation?

guys, i don't know how much more i can take, this is depressing. i feel like a freak. let's cut it. >> somebody help me, please, help me please? somebody help me, please? >> help, help! >> please, somebody help me, my baby. >> throw me the baby! >> are you sure you will catch her? you have to catch her? >> i'll catch it. throw me the baby, i'll catch it. >> why do you have such gigantic testicles? >> it is a medical thing, just throw me the baby, come on! three, two, one, go! >> ahhhhhhh! you can't really know a man until you walk a mile in his

scrotum. and after today, i believe that. 100%. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: josh duhamel, everyone. his movie is called "scenic route." video on demand. and we'll be right back with adam perry lang. could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yep, everybody knows that. well, did you know some owls aren't that wise? don't forget i'm having brunch with meghan tomorrow. who? meghan, my coworker. who? seriously? you've met her like three times.

who? (sighs) geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. the new samsung galaxy s 4.ng you about. it's got a front and back camera so you can take pictures at the same time. seriously! yeah - and it's on verizon's network. sweet! we can stay in touch when we go to school next year. that's so great! get the samsung galaxy s 4 for only $148 on verizon - america's largest 4g lte network. walmart.

causing dark marks to become visible. dove has the effective solution. dove® cleartone™ anti-perspirant. the result? underarms with visibly reduced dark marks and an even tone. try dove cleartone. is that first day. everyone will be stylin' their faves. love that! but i'll be bringing it every day, 'cause i went to jcpenney. anyway, what's your first day strategy? [ female announcer ] come find your first day look at jcpenney. anyway, what's your first day strategy? even when you don't now yhave time for a break break with new kit kat minis. poppable, bite-sized minis that let you make break time anytime. this is kate. she likes a man with a little hair on his chest. but definitely not on his back.

this is hannah. she likes a guy with a smooth stomach to show off his six-pack. [ ding! ] and this is genesis. she likes men completely hairless and, no, she doesn't think that's weird. i don't. the proglide styler. trim, shave and edge. the one tool you need to get the look she wants. the night is yours. gillette. the best a man can get. when her sister dumped me. oh dad, you remember my friend alex? yeah. the one that had the work done... [ male announcer ] sometimes being too transparent can be a bad thing. this looks good! [ male announcer ] but not with the oscar mayer deli fresh clear pack. it's what you see is what you get food.

people wait for this promotion all year long. and now there are endless ways to love it... from crispy to spicy to savory. [ man ] you cannot make a bad choice. [ male announcer ] red lobster's endless shrimp! as much as you like, any way you like! you can have your shrimp. and you can eat it, too. [ male announcer ] try our new soy wasabi grilled shrimp or classic garlic shrimp scampi. all just $15.99 for a limited time. it's gonna be a hit this year. [ male announcer ] red lobster's endless shrimp is now! we would never miss endless shrimp. [ male announcer ] but it won't last forever. so come and sea food differently.

>> jimmy: our next guest is the master of meat, metal and fire. you can learn his secrets in the greatest bbq book ever written called "serious barbecue." please welcome chef adam perry lang. hello, adam. good to see you. >> >> to see you too. >> jimmy: now, you have been living in our parking lot,

making your smoking meat, which is insane. i have to say it has been a real struggle not to gain 800 pounds this summer. >> the best advertisement you could ever do. >> jimmy: and are the flies supposed to help? helps the flavor? what are we making? >> i'm going to show you about beef, this is the absolute best cut of beef on the animal for barbecue. >> jimmy: what cut is that? >> that is plate short ribs. they're expensive, but worth it. i like the short rib, like a go-to brand for me. let me show you what we do. >> jimmy: please do. >> serious barbecue, i do things that are a little above and beyond, i make a little mustard moisturizer. >> jimmy: the mustard moisturizer? and the cows love it? >> they do. >> jimmy: keeps them looking young. there we go. >> season it a little bit. >> jimmy: you do it from here,

right? as if god is seasoning it himself. >> all right. and that is really it. you know, we're going to put it right into the barbecue pit. >> jimmy: okay, and how long will it cook here in the pit? >> for here, about three or four hours. and then we'll do a wrap. let me show you that quickly. >> jimmy: this is lunaluminum f? now -- look at that. that is what it looks likes after you cook it? >> it just kind of pulls together -- >> jimmy: it actually gets a bo boner, what is this? >> this is brown sugar and butter. you don't have to do this. but if you just want to create like a difference in flavor, sometimes you do like a sweet/sour, i put a little bit of cider vinegar, we wrap it up. put it right into the pit. heavy, huh. >> jimmy: and you have to have a pit? >> well, you don't have to, you

can just do something like that. there you go, throw it in, boom. after it is done for about say two hours, really tender, unwrap it, put it back in and it is good to go. >> jimmy: i think it feels like it is ready. let's pull one out. >> we're going to make a serious barbecue sauce. >> jimmy: i'm hungry, now, you can get barbecue sauce at the store, but it is nothing like this. look at this, cooking vegetables on the grill. >> now, i like to cook vegetables here -- i put a little george dickle whiskey. here is the key thing, whether you do serious barbecue sauce or regular, just the store bought, because you can do either. the key thing is reduce it down, cook off the alcohol. so why don't you just help me add this. >> jimmy: tell us what this is as we go. >> i don't know, so many spices, you have clove, chili powder.

>> jimmy: hash. >> now, mix that in. after it is kind of mixed in like that. >> jimmy: sometimes when cooks come on, we'll tell what the ingredients are, there are so many, you look on your website, adam perry lang.com, and it will be there. we have catchup -- you like to mix it in? >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: brown sugar, his parents were killed by catchup. and a little bowl of -- >> this is like a secret ingredient, apricot preserves. >> jimmy: well, now it is not a secret anymore. >> okay, and basically put it back into the big green egg. what i wanted to point out to you is i'm using a low pot. so the smoke actually penetrates it. if you have a high pot you really can't get that flavor. >> so you don't want --

>> you want it more even, that is why we do a low pot. >> jimmy: okay, nice. we have about a minute and a half here. >> we're going to do it. >> jimmy: and you have a finished product. >> that is it, here is the finished product. now, do you like your sauce chunky or smooth? >> jimmy: chunky. >> i like it smooth, so we'll do half and half. >> jimmy: guillermo, you see what is going on here? >> now, just press the button. >> jimmy: oh, that one, okay. now, we're buzzing this a little to get everything mixed in. >> now, let's cut up some of the ribs with my -- >> jimmy: we have one admit left here, adam. guillermo, come up here. oh, yeah, you got your big machete, you made this yourself. guillermo hold onto this, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, don't lose your mustache. >> okay. >> jimmy: feel likd"you're in

west side story, you need a winner. okay, look at that, that is beautiful. >> pour some of that -- just like that, we'll eat right on the board with our fingers. >> jimmy: is that what we're going to do, right on the board. >> i do a little bit of board dressing, which is a little bit of olive oil and herbs? >> jimmy: and let's seat it, shall we? what does he do? just dip it in there. >> here you go, buddy. i mean, you could do that, poor guy. >> we should have had him do it. >> jimmy: yeah, i feel terrible for him. adam perry lang, his book is called "serious barbecue." go to his website. it is hot. we'll be right back with music from luke bryan.

>> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: his new album "crash my party" came out today here with the song "that's my kind of night" luke bryan. ♪ ♪ i got that real good feel good stuff up under the seat of my big black ♪ ♪ jacked-up truck rollin' on thirty-fives pretty girl by my side you got that suntan ♪ ♪ skirt and boots waitin' on you to look my way and scoot your little hot self ♪ ♪ over here girl hand me another beer yeah all them other boys wanna wind you up ♪ ♪ and take you downtown but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out ♪

♪ out where the corn rows grow row row my boat floatin' down the flint river catch us up ♪ ♪ a little catfish dinner gonna sound like a winner when i lay you down and love you right ♪ ♪ yeah that's my kind of night oh oh oh oh might sit down on my ♪ ♪ diamond plate tailgate put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape little conway ♪ ♪ a little t-pain might just make it rain you can hang your t-shirt on a limb ♪ ♪ hit that bank and we can ease on in soak us up a little moonlight you know i know ♪ ♪ what you like yeah all them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown ♪ ♪ but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out out where the corn rows ♪

♪ grow row row my boat floatin' down the flint river catch us up a little catfish dinner ♪ ♪ gonna sound like a winner when i lay you down and love you right yeah ♪ ♪ that's my kind of night yeah that's my kind of night woo oh oh oh ♪ ♪ my kind or your kind is this kind of night we dance in the dark and your lips land on mine ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh gonna get our love on oh oh oh oh oh time to get our buzz on ♪ ♪ all them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown but you look like ♪ ♪ the kind that likes to take it way out out where the corn rows grow row row my boat ♪ catch us up a