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here. glad you are excited. it is a big night tonight. it is oprah night tonight. whatever ailments you may have, whatever problems you need solved will be put to rest tonight. oprah is here to heal us. it was also a big night to cable television tonight, season four of "duck dynasty" premiered today. if you follow the show, it is a family from louisiana, the duck-hunting family. they're kind of like the kardashians, but with less facial hair. the season finale last year was seen by 9.6 million people. which means the family got a raise, a & e now pays them $200,000 per episode. you know, once upon a time this was the most popular cast on television, and now it is this. you know, usually the show duck

dynasty operates at a pretty relaxed pace. there are some arguments, about who can eat the most donuts. there is not a lot of drama, but it seems this past season they're looking to increase the intensity by bringing the conflicts into the mix. >> for generations, they have been hunted. now, to defeat "the duck dynasty," the hunted must become the hunter. it is time to pay the bills. >> we're definitely screwed now. >> jimmy: well, that is fun right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a show about duck hunting. hey, there was a big announcement this week from billionaire inventor, this was the guy who founded space x, tessla motors. he is a brilliant guy, and on monday he unveils his newly anticipated plan, he calls it a

hyper loop, a solar-powered tube that he says could transport the passengers faster than a plane, it is incredible, you can travel hundreds of miles and arrive there in record time in debt. this is a concept drawing of what one of the pods would look like. looks just like the bong where the idea probably came from. he described it as a cross between the concord and the rail hockey. the passengers are inside the pod in the tube being pushed forward by the air intensity, basically like human spit balls being transferred to san francisco. he insists the hyper loop will be the most modern transportation homeless people will ever sleep on. i love this idea, i guess he is not going to do it. and by the way, i would also buy the cologne called elan

musk.watch closely as nick earning tonight's award for excellence in reporting. >> he is a man at the community game. ma m max. >> jimmy: and he is gone. thank you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know what happened. but what i would like to imagine is him getting punched in the groin by a squirrel wearing boxing gloves. justin bieber did something nice yesterday and he wants to make sure you know about it. he was driving through l.a. and happened upon a woman who asked for money. so he stopped and handed her money and posted a picture of himself on instagram. there he is, he posted it. always give back. a good message, maybe we can

give him back to canada. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these are from -- these are actual comments on his instagram account. i'm so so so so proud of you, just justin, you are the best, justin, i love you so much. and who agrees with me that justin is the best person in the whole world? everyone. so there you go, you agree with it. i am actually impressed with the fact that justin can reach down into his pants pockets, which were probably down by the gas pedal, to get money. so there you are, girls, if you want to meet justin bieber, get a sign and get out on the road. this is a great piece of video, from the national rally championship in india, the guy who you are about to see, samir, who was not doing a great job behind the wheel. >> sharp right, sharp right!

samir, you have to listen, plea please! i beg you! sharp left, you're not talking -- no, no, no, okay, samir, you have to listen to me. >> you're watching and driving! stay on the road, samir, please? [ bleep ] sammy, sammy, what are you doing? sammy? oh, oh, oh, oh sammy, sammy, you are breaking the car! i mean, what are you doing, my friend? >> jimmy: we got to find those guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am sure he has the steering wheel on the wrong side of t . i want to find those guys and take them on a road trip to las vegas. and in north korea, they

developed the first ever smartphone, just like an iphone. but if you have siri any questions he reports you to the police. actually, it may be more accurate to say that north korea pretended to unveil a smartphone. because it was widely believed these phones were secretly build in china and shipped to north korea so they could pretend to have made them. so it is not just here cheating, it is all over. the main reason it is hard to believe they built a smartphone, because wi-fi and cell phone data plans are illegal there. you can't even have family and friends in north korea. so they have a smartphone that doesn't do anything. essentially, they have invented a rectangle that you have to charge once in a while. they showed photos of kim jong-un, pictures where the factory was built. they showed him visiting places and looking at things.

the workers in the blue outfits are fantastic, they're either making cell phones or meat loaf, i'm not sure. what do you think the guy there is wearing? is that sugar? everyone has a little note pad and is taking notes. and then kim jong-un will spend the rest of the day at home, staring at his phone, waiting for dennis rodman to call. hey, you know, they make pickled cabbage like nobody's business. you can't eat a smartphone. they will be thrilled. some park rangers made a surprising discovery in topanga park. it is right here in california. they found a plot on which someone grew 500,000 pounds of marijuana. that is just some of it. authorities drove it to a willy

nelson concert to be burned up. now nobody will smoke pot there again. they assume this pot was grown by humans. but i wouldn't rule out bears, think about it. they sleep three months out of the year, all you ever see them doing is rummaging through the trash, trying to find food. and their leader's name is smoky. as far as i'm concerned, that is case closed. the ranger who i guess discovered the farm made a statement and gave some details. it really is amazing people grow this out in the open and it can go undiscovered for so long. >> i can confirm that park rangers have seized and estimated 5,000 pounds of illegally grown marijuana in topanga in the state park. they are fully grown plants. we can report that the damage to the eco-park system is significant. and that the universe is expanding.

and uh, the earth, even though it seems like we're standing still, we're actually moving. flying through space in this crazy orbit. ready to go home. anyway, it is just -- just [ bleep ] nuts. >> jimmy: well, i agree. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we need to take a break. when we come back, we have a special oprah edition of "lie witness news" tonight. oprah is here, and we have music from the wanted, too, so don't go away.

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. >> jimmy: hi, everybody, welcome back. oprah ñrwinfrey, christopher mintz-plasse and the wanted have taken time out of their busy schedules to visit with us tonight. it is back-to-school week here, and it means for parents, how was your day? fine. what did you do? nothing. guillermo and i went to a dodgers game last night. i learned a lot about you. we were talking about going back to school and i asked guillermo who his favorite teacher was when he was in school. >> mrs. standlan. >> jimmy: how do you spell that? >> stand -- >> jimmy: and what class did she teach? >> english. >> jimmy: perfect.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and why was she your favorite teacher? tell everyone? >> because she used to send me to the liquor store to buy cigarettes for her. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then the guy at the store would sell you cigarettes while you were in high school? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you have the mustache back then? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. well, don't tell oprah about this. >> i won't. >> jimmy: okay, good, did i mention that oprah is here tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i will say this, i put her on my vision board and here she is, she appears. we put a lot of work into preparing for oprah. we want to make sure everything is perfectly clean, inside and outside of the building. so we hired a crew to power wash the characters out on hollywood -- you know, those costumes have not been cleaned since y2k, that was a much needed washing.

absolutely to you to please oprah, but in this case, you will see it, it is great. i cried and everything. it was humiliating. and the movie doesn't come out until friday, oscar nominations are not announced until january. but we asked people on the street if they had seen the movie, which they hadn't. and if oprah should be nominated for an oscar, of course that doesn't happen until january. but wouldn't you know it? quite a few people had answers to those questions. >> you heard today that oprah was nominated for an academy award for her role in lee daniel's film "the butler." do you think she will win, and deserves to win? >> oprah is a god, she will win. >> did you enjoy her performance? >> yes, it was her best performance yet. >> what was the favorite part of the movie?

>> i don't know, there was just so much energy. >> you heard today oprah was nominated for her role in "the butler," do you think she will win the nomination? >> yes, i think she will win. >> were you surprised she could see dead people at the end of the movie? >> yes. >> how come? >> it is weird to me. >> you didn't think the full frontal was over the top? >> a little bit. >> but she looked good, right? >> being oprah winfrey, you know -- she has another movie, like "purple rain," and she has potential for win a nomination, sure. >> was your favorite part of "purple rain"? >> you know, she reached the souls of many in that film. >> she did 3-d work for you? >> oh, yeah. >> it is like oprah is coming

right at you? >> yes. >> did you like mr. k as her love interest? >> yes. >> were you surprised she was able to do her entire performance in a wheelchair? >> well, i was not that impressed. because anybody could do a performance sitting down. but i do think it is interesting that she was in a wheelchair. and i've never seen oprah in a wheelchair, so that was kind of cool. >> what about her french accent? >> i did like seeing oprah and her french accent, that was pretty enjoyable. >> were you impressed with oprah and her dance moves? >> i was so impressed, because you see a serious kind of oprah, so when she was getting her groove on, i was like oh, look at oprah. >> did you go see the butler 2? >> yes. >> and tonight on the show, christopher mintz-plasse is here, we have a visit from the

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barto [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back, >> jimmy: tonight on the program, his new movie is called "kick ass 2," christopher mintz-plasse is here.

and then, their new album comes out in september. here with a new song from that album, called "we own the night," the wanted from the sony outdoor stage. we've got a good show for you tomorrow night too, with ashton kutcher, melanie griffith, and music from big sean. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is the most powerful life force on the planet. she's a legendary broadcaster, entrepreneur, mogul. she's a magazine and an oscar-winning actor. she returns to the big screen in the excellent new movie "lee daniels' the butler." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey. >> jimmy: i had the pleasure of seeing you twice this week. >> well, thank you, it was so

great. you were sitting right behind me. >> jimmy: i know, i'm sorry about that. can i tell you something embarrassing? well, i was sitting behind you, we were kind of on a slope, so i was a little bit higher than you and taller than you -- >> i know what you're going to tell me -- >> jimmy: you do? i bet i did something bad. anyway, when you turned around to say hello, i moved in to give you a kiss, and you, instead, gave me the high five. then i was caught in the area where i did not know how to proceed, and i kissed you on the top of the head. >> and you know, that is the most endearing thing to me. i love to be kissed on the top of my head. it was like jimmy kissed me on the top of my head. >> jimmy: and i was like oh, no, i leaned over to my wife and said i just kissed oprah on the top of the head. >> it is such an endearing thing when somebody kisses you right there. >> jimmy: is it? thank god. >> don't you think, ladies. >> jimmy: when you wake up in

the morning and realize, oh, yeah, i'm oprah, is it just the greatest thing ever? >> it is so exciting. >> jimmy: i bet it is. >> yeah, it is so exciting. >> jimmy: is this what your hair looks like in the morning? >> yeah, a version of that. >> jimmy: that is a lot -- is that a wig? >> that is definitely a wig. >> jimmy: that might be three wigs. >> that is a woman -- kim kimball did that wig, and that was about three and a half pounds, when i first put it on it was like -- >> jimmy: three and a half pounds? >> i should have bought it for you. >> jimmy: i would love to have it. it sounds like she might be one of my relatives. now, you have your own farm in maui, in hawaii? >> yeah, i do, i also grow vegetables up there in santa barbara, but not like major farm. >> jimmy: most people, when they say they have a farm, they have a couple of animals? >> no, no, i have 16 acres worth of produce.

>> jimmy: and the plan is to put all the other farmers out of business, right? >> no, the plan is to -- do you know that so much of the island still gets things from the mainland, 90%, you buy carrots, it is like $4 a carrot, so i'm trying to avoid that. >> jimmy: and when oprah realizes that carrots are too expensive, they're too expensive. >> so yeah, i have a farm -- >> jimmy: that is great. >> and you have to wait five years before you are officially organic. but we're doing all the -- >> jimmy: really, to certify? >> yeah, to certify. but we're doing all the organic processes, right now i just give it all away. on thursdays, people know there is giveaway food, there is lines on the road. >> jimmy: oh, you do? >> yeah, i just said that on tv -- >> jimmy: the day that stops is going to be an angry day in your town. >> but i want to eventually -- we'll sell it to some of the

nicer restaurants and they will have the produce and they won't have to get from the mainland. >> jimmy: i have a little farm, i love to grow things also. but i have a sniper that protects my farm from others, from the neighbors. >> but you know even up in santa barbara when i have produce, you governor it away to the neighbors. >> jimmy: no, i eat it all, out there eating it like a wood chuck. >> do you have chicken? >> jimmy: i'm getting chickens, i don't have them yet. >> you're going to get them. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to get them. >> do you have a little wheelbarrow coups? chicken poop is a good fertilizer. it is fantastic. >> jimmy: so you move them around, if you want them to poop on the tomatoes, you move them around? >> yes, absolutely, you move it around yourself. >> jimmy: you have not done it? >> no, i have not done it. >> jimmy: hey, i want to mention this movie, i really thought it

was a great movie -- >> did i hear a sniffle -- >> jimmy: i was crying, and my wife was sobbing -- >> there were several cry points. >> jimmy: and you did a great job, forest whitaker is great in everything. and cuba gooding, jr. was great. >> there were a lot of great people -- did you notice my son, i have two sons -- >> jimmy: who is the one who plays your son? >> it was elijah kelly, when you go to see the movie, not all of his lines, not every one of them. all the funny stuff was ad libbed, he was cracking us up all the time, after the big

fight scene -- >> jimmy: there were a lot of funny moments, and funny moments where you would not expect there to be funny moments. >> and the movie has everything. >> jimmy: we'll take a break, when we come back we'll look at a clip from the movie. and oprah winfrey is here, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. all year long. le wait for this promotion and now there are endless ways to love it... from crispy to spicy to savory. [ man ] you cannot make a bad choice. [ male announcer ] red lobster's endless shrimp! as much as you like, any way you like! you can have your shrimp. and you can eat it, too. [ male announcer ] try our new soy wasabi grilled shrimp or classic garlic shrimp scampi. all just $15.99 for a limited time. it's gonna be a hit this year. [ male announcer ] red lobster's endless shrimp is now! we would never miss endless shrimp. [ male announcer ] but it won't last forever. so come and sea food differently. like dishes that don't fit in the top rack of the dishwasher. come into sears, i'll tell you about our one hand adjuster...

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♪ ♪ ♪ kick off your shoes ♪ >> right here? ain't no kids in the house no more. i made you a birthday cake. champagne? cooling in the ice box. i don't drink. >> jimmy: that is oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] and lee daniels is the butler. a terrific movie. and forest whitaker, is he somebody he knew before? >> no, i did not know him

before, when he was nominated for "last king of scotland" i called him up. i said i would like to meet you, i don't know if you will win the oscar, but i would like you to come over and bring all the people you want, so he does. >> jimmy: he did? of course he did. >> but he did -- >> jimmy: would anyone ever say no, i would like to have a party, i'm really, really busy. >> so he did, and we started to be friendly, but not like friend, friend, friends, so we talked about doing something together. and lee had this wonderful script. >> jimmy: how long did it take you to do that script? >> that particular one there, that took a long time, i was dancing for about five hours. >> jimmy: you were watching soul train? >> i was watching soul train, and lee daniels started going faster, faster, faster!

i want to see you move. there was a lot of times when she was drunk. you can mess up, you can be too sloppy -- >> jimmy: yeah, you can, you have to be actually drunk to nail it, they say. what about smoking? >> i had to practice smoking, i never smoked even as a kid. it never interested me. >> jimmy: how do you practice smoking? is there a coach? >> you get a smoking coach. but i have to say forrest whitaker is unbelievable -- holden, hold on, i just got that feeling again. >> jimmy: what feeling? >> you know, that feeling, i get that feeling, you know? >> jimmy: oh. >> that feeling. >> jimmy: should we stop or something? >> no, no, no, no, i really didn't want it to happen here. >> jimmy: are you all right? >> but i'm getting it. you, lady in the blue, you,

right there. come up here a minute, please. >> jimmy: what is this? what are you doing? >> come up here, please, can you come up here a minute. what is your name? >> brittany. >> brittany, come sit here just a minute. okay. >> jimmy: hi brittany. how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, this is what i want to show you, brittany. i want to say this to you, you, you, you get a -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, i don't understand. >> these are the keys to a car! >> jimmy: we don't have a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. guillermo -- where is guillermo? i want guillermo -- please take her out back, and to see her new car right now. okay? >> jimmy: i don't think we have a car. >> yeah, you do. the car is there.

the car is yours. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we don't have cars around here -- >> i got to say. >> jimmy: are you all right? >> i feel better. sometimes -- >> jimmy: well, the problem with brittany, we don't have a car. >> there is a car out back. >> jimmy: you brought a car for brittany? how often does this happen? >> every once in a while, jimmy, it just happens, especially when i skip lunch. >> jimmy: yeah -- the blood sugar gets low, and you have to go out to the farm. >> but i feel better. >> jimmy: wow, my goodness, and are they outside? >> jimmy, the lady in the audience drives home tonight the ford fusion energy, with the option to charge or not for an epa estimated. go further in a ford fusion. and oprah would like to thank the ford motor company for the

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, the wanted. like oprah, our next guest is known by only one name, and that name is mclovin. his new movie "kick-ass 2" opens this friday. please welcome christopher mintz-plasse. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you? >> i'm good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, what do you have to give our audience tonight? anything? >> i got a new chapstick! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, has it been used at all? >> oh, so much, my lips have been all over that thing so much, enjoy. >> jimmy: i'm enjoying your facial hair right now. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how long has that been gr growing? >> i think since the last time i was on your show.

it gets here and just stops growing. >> jimmy: do you disguise yourself so you're not called mclovin at every turn? >> it doesn't work. no, i definitely get the mclovin thing quite a bit. i got a weird thing last week, i went to a concert with my girlfriend and her family, somebody was screaming mclovin at me, i was at the car getting some stuff. i came back to the show, and there were 30 post-it notes on the windshield of my girlfriend's mom's car. and they were like some really mean ones, like mc[ bleep ], mcsmall penis, very weird stuff, and there was a whole section dedicated to geeks and freaks. which i had zero to do with. it came back on the air and cancelled again. and there was one really good one about my facial hair that said that is not a beard. i have the facial hair of a

13-year-old. and my favorite one, i had a small role in "this is the end" like in the first ten minutes, and the post-it said the first ten minutes of "this is the end" sucked, and then you died, and it was great. it was really weird. >> jimmy: who brings post-it notes to the show in the concert? >> and they were beautifully handwritten -- >> jimmy: oh, they were, a nice art project, what is the good thing about being mclovin? >> the good thing is, i went with my girlfriend to ireland, but you have to drive on the other side of the road, so i got pulled over by a cop. he didn't give me a ticket, it was great, he took me where i needed to go, dinner -- >> jimmy: he took you to dinner? >> he took me and my girlfriend to dinner, it was very weird to sit down with him. no, he took me where i needed to

go. i was lost. and then after dinner, i guess he was like waiting and he knew i was going to do it again. and i drove on the wrong side like an idiot, and he pulled me over, except now he had two friends in the back seat, like puppy dogs waiting there. they were really nice, took me to my hotel, and they took me to a pub, me and my girlfriend went there, and an hour later they showed up and we had a pint together. >> jimmy: well, mclovin is an irish name. >> it is an irish name. >> jimmy: i think the last time you were here, you were living with your parents? >> i'm not doing that anymore, i bought a house. >> jimmy: are you enjoying your freedom and having parties and going nuts? >> yeah, the weird thing is i moved out of my parents' house, but i moved five minutes away from them. i was right down the street from them. i had weird run-ins with my neighbors. i had a newborn baby with a

family living behind me. and an elderly lady living next door. and i like to have parties, and i'm in a band, as well. >> jimmy: great for them. >> i get a text, can you turn the music down, i know it is condescending, i know it is. but one night the elderly lady came down in her night gown and threatened me i should live in silver lake, where kids should live. >> jimmy: she said you were in the wrong neighborhood? >> so i moved. >> jimmy: might not be a bad idea. now, in "kick-ass 1," you were for villain. >> i was kind of the bad guy, he didn't know where to go. >> jimmy: and now you're a different villain in this movie -- >> and am i allowed to say the name of the person --

>> jimmy: well, you say it and if it needs to be [ bleep ]. >> i am called the mother [ bleep ], the next two series -- he called me the mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that is how you should start signing your texts, back to your neighbor. >> now instead of being called mclovin, i'm going to be called the mother down the street. and i'll think that somebody wants to fight me. >> jimmy: that has to be the happy medium. this is how you dress, this particular character. this is why -- what is this? >> i'm getting anxious looking at it. it was so stressful to wear. >> jimmy: why? >> well, it was skin tight, light eight pieces, it takes 30 minutes to get on. >> jimmy: they don't show that in the super hero movie. >> no, no one wants to show that. i would wear it for eight hours a day, i didn't go pee because i

would sweat all the liquid in my body. >> jimmy: you don't look like avra villain, theaters on friday. christopher mintz-plasse. we'll be right back with the wanted. [ cheers and applause ] >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony.

villain, vill >> jimmy: here with their new single "we own the night," from their forthcoming album, "word of mouth," the wanted. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ may our hearts be full like our drinks tonight may we sing and dance 'til we lose our minds ♪ ♪ we are only young if we seize the night tonight we own the night ♪ ♪ tonight we own the night ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪

♪ when my time is over lying in my grave written on my tombstone i want it to say ♪ ♪ this man was a legend a legend of his time when he was at a party the party never died ♪ ♪ hey everybody's got a dream so what do ya say are we making history may our hearts be full ♪ ♪ like our drinks tonight may we sing and dance till we lose our minds we are only young ♪ ♪ if we seize the night tonight we own the night ♪ñi

♪ tonight we own the night ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ for tonight i'm famous for tonight i'm king and i will be remembered for centuries they'll say ♪ ♪ this man was a hero a hero of the night when he was at a party the party never died ♪ ♪ hey i'm a little drunk but i got something to say hold your jars may our hearts be full ♪ ♪ like our drinks tonight may we sing and dance till we lose our minds we are only young ♪

♪ if we seize the night tonight we own the night and let us wake up inside a stranger's bed ♪ ♪ let us drink until there's nothing left and this night my friends we will not forget ♪ ♪ tonight we own the night tonight we own the night ♪ ♪ may our hearts be full like our drinks tonight may we sing and dance till we lose our minds ♪ ♪ we are only young if we seize the night tonight we own the night tonight we own the night ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: brittany, has oprah ever given you a car before? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, congratulations, i want to thank oprah and christopher mintz-plasse and apologize to matt damon. tomorrow, music from big sean, this is their new cd, coming out in september, glad you came, you can see the full performance of "jimmy kimmel live." the wanted! ♪ the sun goes down the stars come out and all that counts is here and now ♪ ♪ my universe will never be the same i'm glad you came